#blitz-memes
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what Pz.Jag felt like pre nerf
ive run out,
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
those were one i made
When an LTTB tries to circle my VK 100.01 (P) but ends up ramming me
forgot i had this one, How it feels when someone call you thick
this channel is for memes not discussion, or so ive been told
ok
ok
When a T30 turns it's rear to any tank
Literally anyone:
when u ammo rack
lilRAISTLIN#4683 has been warned.
Its not a bad word though
WG's RNG system (2019)
kartikey Kasniya#3941 was muted
When a light tank comes around the corner
Bat-Chat:Exists
Every tier 10 TD:
When you rush but enemy team have a KV-2 waiting for you
when ur playing smasher and you see a Y5 tank plays Enter Sandman Off To Never everland!
When you buy a new tank
When you manage to beat a higher tier Soviet Heavy Tank in your German Light tank:
@pliant plaza nO SwEaRiNg THiS iS a ChRiStiAn MiNeCrAft sErVer
Sd.Kfz.182#1380 has been warned.
cosmoboi 42[scorpronist]#0473 was muted
Rust#6373 was muted
bio war#0154 was muted
dogofwisdom#9430 was muted
huangyboy#6201 was muted
cosmoboi 42[scorpronist]#0473 was softbanned
You chat here, you go down here - you can use reactions but NO TEXT
7 days mute for anyone ignoring that rule, we said it more than enough but it seems like you just cant stop
@dry orbit it certainly isn't a meme. Looks like you've been banned. Ask support, not us
ISU 152 fires at T49 and misses. T49:
@halcyon sedge no you won't.
Moderators: anyone who chats here gets a 7 day mute, muted those who chat here.
Some random fellow: chats in blitz memes anyway.
Moderators:
Twinblade!#5480 was muted
KV 2: Sees an afk light tank in a Tier 6 match
Also KV 2:
When you aim at some paper tank, but RNG says "NO" and send your shot to the only place were you can't pen
Which OnE ..??
@sharp hare @wet glacier @green sedge @sharp hare @alpine basin
Tactical#2676 has been warned.
ABowlOfRice#4527 has been warned.
nOoO#0041 has been warned.
PO4IMYXA#7774 was muted
Turretless TDs: Exists
T49:
Gravedigger be like
I try, or โyellow plateโ if you want ๐
borsing: tries to shoot a t49 and misses
the t49 and his platoon mate t49:
Player base: "remove ghost shoots", "we want earlier the new tec tree", "too much grind", "we want more easy events"
Next WG project:
When my E50 shoots the 45mm-thick butt of a T-54 with HE and do 560 damage
When you shot HE with your E100 on a grille you hit his gun and then he kills you
https://media.tenor.com/images/efba2328dd690f915346167382fd707a/tenor.gif
Nobody:
WoT Blitz community:
WG: We'll release the KV-6 as a premium T5 heavy tank. It will be balanced and only cost 13k gold.
WoT Blitz community:
Progetto 65 when an enemy light comes awfully close to a teammate that's low on HP you're trying to protect
@unique vortex How dare you steal my meme
Ravioli#8072 has been warned.
Good luck
Unknown#7675 was muted
jeff99991#4907 was muted
mistertoy#1061 was muted
Unlucky_Dude#0377 was muted
Cpt.Boss#9313 has been warned.
Wargaming: you can't turn upside down your tank
Me:
How a bush camping FV 215b 183 looks like when they spot a Bat chat
Ante#7994 has been warned.
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Lmfaoooooo ๐
@sharp shadow swears memes
Pancake_Blitz#7585 has been warned.
Lol np
Players looking at Panzer 3 in blitz: meh weak tank I rather not sealclub with it
Panzer 3 in real life:
@fierce inlet not a meme
@sharp shadow
[NCPD]1jio_2#5741 has been warned.
here is easy meme template for beginners!
me: text/image
also me: text/image
I think that meme isnโt wotb related...
<@&481447501690568709> what do you think about the meme above
Gg
PO4IMYXA#7774 has been warned.
Got it
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I suggest to clean up all this chaos because its blitz memes
"Including my message"
And this kids is why you put the sake down when driving...
Yuh yuh
M4/FL10
@cloud silo my dance would look more stupider and more spasm like
Last 3 seconds of battle to type to a friend in chat:
Hacker_247#0571 was muted
HumanCoookie#5607 was muted
HumanCoookie#5607 was muted
What wargaming thinks the kv2 does
What noobs thinks the kv2 does
What the kv2 actually does
When you see the entire allied team get decimated by the enemy within the timeframe of 45< seconds
When your team of 40%s actually win the battle.
Me:
@strange halo Again, someone else steals my meme
SU-85 Mod KV/RUSSIAN BIAS
Teammate: Misses The game winning shot and ends up dying
Me and my team:
@wheat wren
Blitz players after they see a new premium tank event
Why it was deleted is in the warning
Read your own meme and figure it out. Don't post it again.
How I feel when my E50M with 114 hp wins a 1vs1 against a 1400hp T-62A because I bounced all his 7 shots
@short urchin
Akif#6314 was banned
When your pull out of a corner to take a shot in your S P 1C and a you spot a su152 in a bush staring at you
When you run out of cover to shoot a tank, then rush back, and a FV183 starts staring at your cover
Repost
SuperMax812#3960 has been warned.
Jake76#2534 has been warned.
What happened
KV-2: My gun is the best 152mm gun in the world
Polish Dudes:
@sharp shadow is the gif lagging or is it just like that
Slow Mode
@sharp shadow slow mode doesnโt affect gifs
It's just like that
One message removed from a suspended account.
Me when I try one tapping someone with a kv2 knowing full well it got nerfed but still upset either way
Some random person: swears in chat
Moderators:
When a 183 sees a batchat:
Noone
Wargaming :
Closed for business#2659 has been warned.
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My team going banzai and rush the enemy team
The enemy:
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Lol
Me when people ask me to pick between one tank or the other during a tournament...
Rest in peace, KV-2
^
Average blitz game using pizza
D-Day Doom#2276 has been warned.
The sight of HESH flying right to ur sights
When your team opens a bag of the enemies and destroys them all ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Smasher: Exists
Literally every light:
No one:
Mรคuschenโs cupola:
When the Maus is spotted in the open
You all heard of Despa Chi-to
Now get ready for:
Me in a light tank running into a Isu that just got spotted around the corner
Me in my BatCht 25T when I find that 183 thatโs been sitting in the same bush all game
Someone: Reposts
Everyone:
Oh panzer of the bush what is you wisdom?
Kemp bush
Profit
KV-2 players post 6.2 be like:
America was serious when they said they wanted more hull down tanks
Oof
Wen u want to do some damage but the whole enemy team is in front of u
@sharp shadow not okay
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When WG tries to be funny
EU Server
When ur FV 183 dies in the 2v4
When your team wins that epic victor
No one:
Player base after the kv2 received a nerf:
Looking at my smoking barrel after i derp a tank in my KV-2
Me:
When ur platoon mate peaks his head over the hill to spot
The enemy team:
When I see crates in the shop
When you get the T22 medium out of the first container
My reactions after I carry a game and left my platoon mate in the dust
Me when I got the tank with the 10 bucks I had left and got it in the 2nd crate.
British TD's after 6.3 update
@patent flower Me when I pen an angled Maus
When your team is full of newbies but that one op tank guy carries everyone to the win
That bruh moment when your tank starts flying because of lag
wot blitz: ghost shells
in wot:
Press f
Eff
When you're doing great and only a maus remains and you're in a med/light
Doesn't spend money on Blitz
WG:
Earning a Kolobanovโs Medal in your Soviet TD against three other Soviet tanks...
Fv215B 183 rushing toward the Bat-chat
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mechalo13#7747 has been warned.
mechalo13#7747 was muted
when you thumbsup your own blitz meme so other people do
When you canโt think of a funny or original way to react to a funny meme..
ahfui#7908 has been warned.
Yep
^
Jageroo players be like
When you sell 3 tier 8 and 9 tanks to buy one tier 10
ISU: โI can pen everything with my 286mm of penetrationโ
WZ-120-1ft: โallow me to introduce myselfโ
kinda dead meme but whatever :v
Jagtpanzer auf e 50 m
kv2 players after update 6.2
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WG telling contributors to say good things about overpriced tanks,bundles, crates
[NCPD]1jio_2#5741 has been warned.
When your team decides to cap on a 4v1
@brazen coral
new tank in WOTB (Italy)
Word of meeting blitz... ๐
^^^ these are the dudes that voted for new consumables
Smasher: Sees an enemy Rohim-Borsig
Also Smasher:
Rheinmetall-Borsig Waffentrรคger
T49 when he spots an Afk RHM
Epic
And
When u react with the letters of repost in your own meme so other people react with repost and you get more fame
^^^ its big brain time.
when you win a battle in wot blitz
With 40%er mates
@sacred pilot TOG II Russian bias at your request. https://images.app.goo.gl/h2UJHPWi198zRHmy8
Patch 6.3
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<@&481447501690568709> @atomic briar 's memes are not related to blitz?
BrokeMan#6672 has been warned.
Name too
When your on the boat at Yamato harbor and see a 183 and 4005 Approach you:
BrokeMan#6672 was muted
Bat-chat players whenever they're near a 183:
to true
JustAModder#3572 has been warned.
cjhayes2001#9522 has been warned.
ะฐguะฟgsะพะฌะพะณu#5974 has been warned.
Lego_Expert#7531 has been warned.
Me when i shoot US tank in butt with HE to completly destroy his/her engine and lite a fire and farm mass dmg
cjhayes2001#9522 was muted
cjhayes2001#9522 was muted
@cold drift lol
My teammates
My teammates bounce td guns off of light tank sides. Sometimes I wonder if that takes more skill.
The vindicator on the enemy's teams
Have fun with nightmares light tanks and mediums
what the lights and meds are like after seeing that ^^^^
Fricken god gamer
when blitz releases a new premium
JustGimmeAKiss#7338 was muted
He called it lol
O
wargaming: theres a certificate for wind desert camo
me:
Batchat: Exists
IS-4/183 Platoon:
Wargaming selling T10 premium crates
my apology I couldn't resist posting this xD
Bat-chat players reaction to 183s or IS-4 platoons:
Watch that xD
What's happening to the AFK while they try to get back in game
Using the KV-2 be like
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New tier 10 light tank
lol i sa3 that while making mine a while ago
No
Yes totally
when Wargaming releases another premium
Low HP heavies seeing light tanks going around the corner at 65 km/h: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602392910784102409/613445310508957696/gmagik.gif
When we I'm a light armored tank with low health and see a fully reloaded KV-2:
True
Lol true
When your driving your SP I C and u see a t 6 Dracula platoon charge you
Lol
Balanced premiums
When the game devs of wotz blitz make a new tank that was never made and the Milatary thinks it's good
Teammates at the start of the match
U.S.S.R#0584 has been warned.
That moment, when you see the Defeat screen coming again
The Face you make when you Snapshot and Ammoracked the enemy
I'll buy it
@inland summit is this ok
Ravioli#8072 was banned
Nope
Therapist: smile dog T71 canโt hurt you itโs not real
Smile T71:
Suprise mechanics in a nutshell
My team shouting tactics while i sit there wondering if im smart enough to actually play
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
^famous last words before a โno cap, kill allโ
How I farm credits
@grand oasis screenshots are not memes
Lights seeing a derp tank
Blitz memes in a nutshell
When a elc is hugging your KV 2 and he said this. Let's be friends
tankeatingtiger#1750 was banned
What it would look like if the FV215b 183 had the ammorack animation like the regular tank ammorack animations
When your the last one left and your a light hiding from 3 derp TDs
lol
How it feels when you kill an enemy and he killed you at the same time, but you took your shot way before than him.
as requested
@floral sinew i gotchu
How it feels when you confidently carry the team and clutch the whole game
lmao look at this picture
@inland summit much better
@sharp needle Nazism is banned here
( F
@sharp shadow
@restive marten stalins qualities... quantity over quality
American tech tree at tier 8 be like:
@elder cedar @sharp shadow is B word allowed?
Huh?
on red alerts meme
Welp
Blitzbot broke again
@north peak please do not swear in memes. Verbal warning
PressFForRespects#9668 has been warned.
makes a consumable for russian tanks that basicallly prints a new tank like the nelson does is wows
I Am Bread PTSD#2351 has been warned.
Memes only folks. No chatting.
@spark spear
@spark spear not a meme
When the enemy team says โgg ezโ at the end of the match
Who doesnโt like em
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Wg in 2019 in a nutshell
Man-tanks.
Ante#7994 has been warned.
PressFForRespects#9668 was muted
lachtancz35[CZE33]#4329 has been warned.
Mauschen when they're the only top tier
Its_Not_Ryan#0893 has been warned.
Me when i see how much time it takes to complete the 59 Patton event
I couldn't resist.
When youre a heavy with 1 health and you see a light tank pulling out of the corner with max speed
Me: why we need win 59 battle per day to get 59 patton
Wg:
When you finish the Wind of Wins event without spending gold
never
@dry hollow but Patton is must have

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@inland summit does this belong here?

@sharp shadow danke
Memes only. Don't chat in here.

Top ten disasters prevented
In-game tips be like
Coincide?
lol
@elder cedar

Read the message sent to you by dyno. If you are warned your reason will be listed in the private message sent by dyno (aka BlitzBot). Lets say i post a meme with cursing and i get warned. Dyno will send me a private message for why i got warned (It will probably say something along the lines of "No cursing in memes") Its pretty simple so dont come here asking why you got warned or muted. And also the Moderators reasons are final.
Can the message i sent about warning/mutes get pinned so people can always see it?
is that counted as a meme?
back to actual blitz memes, people
Smasher when they are the only tier 7
YES
don't tell me what to do!
AMX: turns corner
KV-2 barrel pointed
AMX:
Zombie304#5269 has been warned.
When both teams reach 1k supremacy points at the same time, and the game is a draw.
Newbies:
Hmmm
YES
lazy name for a bridge
How 2 heavies in a 1v1 and full health looks like
PressFForRespects#9668 was muted
When everyone calls the Easy 8 trash but you see an afk nashorn:
Call Me Derwin#8496 has been warned.
when blitz servers start lagging
RNGesus Hates Me#0722 was banned
Me counting the slowmode time to post another meme
When u want IS-6 or T34.. And RNG drop a FCM but u know.. Better like the boosters
Guile#3725 was muted
when a TD sees a light tank running across the map
my face when I didnโt pen the SP I Cโs butt with an APCR round from my BL-10 at 90ยฐ
Every one who voted for new consumables
Hellcat users every time they see a Kv2:
SP1C in a nutshell (image from @naive elbow ) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/502018843338604544/615263183548055574/FB_IMG_1566753771948.jpg
When you turn the corner in a Bat-Chat and see a 183:
when you fight a tank 2 tiers lower
Front: your lekpz M41 90mm or any T7-T8 light tank
Back: the enemy T49 with HE loaded, ready to fire
Wow
Yeah..... now I see
Your name suits you
?
Screenshots aren't memes
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Matt โ#8079 has been warned.
@ionic notch check pinned message. I made a message explaining stuff like this
I highly recommend that you drop it.
When you have no life and u know that u well finnish the type 59 patton event
Using American tanks on the middle eastern maps be like
Me in my Cromwell B when I turn a corner and run head on into a Su152
Kv2: lol I'm the best heavy
Smasher:
When the t82 compels you
Cuz your LOYAL and you can do whatever want.
@sage nimbus omg. Over 1k battles and his average dmg is even below the avg alpha dmg. How?
WG: Puts the UE-57 on sale
Literally everyone:
GrimReaper#4909 has been warned.
Nobody:
Wargaming: Introducing the new tier 8 doombox
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/438422071081435136/615910850154201088/unknown.png
When all my teammates die and battle is up to me now
Closed for business#2659 has been warned.
new tier 7 british premium heavy tank
what is that?
LOL
Da chariot army op
CHARIOT_OF_GOLD#6196 was muted
.... I pen it in my elc.....
BIS
lol mhm
Foch 115: Buffed
Me:
Itโs that time of year when a portion of your tanks has their bday xd
Time for my hand drawn memes that are sfw
when your 4500k gold German heavy gets penned and is nothing like the advertisement
spotting for tanks on a desert map in a nutshell
When a T49 sees a Turretless TD:
When kv 2's or isu 152's see light tanks or td's with paper armour:
Wut
T49: Exists
Turretless TDs:
Seriously lol, how many times they have to repeat themselves xD.
When thers is some one with so many event tanks and wg does another event:
If KV2 in a nutshell
Let's get back to #blitz-memes now please
What counts as a meme mods?
@grand hatch scroll up. The ones that haven't been deleted are great examples.
K thanks
Premium T95
This is how I feel playing the IS
Jordan_697#2950 has been warned.
New tier 10 heavy prem tonk
When the first time I tried wot blitz
Lol
@limpid forge lol
me when i see how much i need to win the event
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In wot blitz: kv 2 and other russian heavy tank spam
Tanks im Wot blitz ad's on youtube:
kv2 mother
The original tier 1's when wg removed them:
When you sit in your KV-2 for 10 seconds letting the aiming circle close in and you still miss your shot
the last TD on the enemy team with full HP, when it sees you unknowingly get into it's sights
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Call 1-800-DontHurtHetzers Today!
Welp, since people enjoy the memes I make..I'll try to make more when I can
WG: Nerfs kv2
Also WG: Keeps Smasher the exact same
WG: nerfs every other tank in the game but the WZ-120-1FT and smasher
Playerbase:
kim_wi (4832) wotb#8404 was muted
#StuG life
Type 59 dingus
zjebix#0858 was banned
HE.exe
Waitwhat?#8480 has been warned.
^^Activates adrenaline and bumrushes the 183
And then you do 700 damage because he wasn't carrying a fire extinguisher.
When you bumrush a one shot reloading 183 but your game crashes before you left click to kill him
coming soon the new tier 6 premuim tank kv-2 big had only with 19M golds
New tier 10 premium tank
Me: War Gaming look what I made!
War Gaming: Nice
Also War Gaming: FREE REAL ESTATE
Also Also War Gaming: New Prem Coming out
When your the last one left and its 1 v7 and your spotted
(Won't let me flip the pictures)
winds of wins: starts
everyone: complaining that the event is impossible
winds of wins: ending
everyone: happy cuz they got the tank or about to get it
no one:
human cookie when he posts his memes:
When smasher platoon aiming at you
When u survive a shoot from smasher and kill it w ur su152
KV-2s aiming at any lights
F for KV'2s HE
When your team steamrolls the enemy team BUT your tank is too slow to be part of the steamroll, and all you can do is watch.
Highly anticipated updates in a nushell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mvp3ZQTNPI
when that HESH round deals 21 damage
_CoolmathGames#0413 was banned

dont judge me ._.
Enemy team calling you trash but you call them trash be like
@sharp shadow what about this?
Fuhrer Otaku#8975 has been warned.
โBalanced, as all things should beโ
When you shoot HE at a light tank but only do splash damage
visible scared

Spotting the entire enemy team with an LT be like:
tries wiggling it off, doesn't work, whips it off and sprays chips everywhere
When you are an unicum and you are in a 1 vs 3 situation :
When you come to help your team mate and steal a kill.
Events: Exists
WG:
Lol
<@&481447501690568709>
King Creb#4056 has been warned.
Jordan_697#2950 was muted
ChineseOprah#0183 has been warned.
EvilBlizzard#6353 has been warned.
u talk u get spanked
im watching a gold digger video and the video was sponsored by wotb lol
Which one is foch?
my guess is the little girl is the foch since she appears first and the foch is the first one on the list
but foch wrecks badger though
RnG.mp4
@devout osprey lol
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
Or when youโre playing a WT and some how bounce of the side of a tier 9 AMX heavy.
SU-100: *Drowns*
30 years later:
When a tier 8 light tries to pen my Mรคuschen
Cromwell B in a nutshell
Derp gun tonks when they're out of an enemy's spotting range
WG: We need a new tank idea
Me: WG look what I got
WG: This might do.
when you ram a tank in a E 50 M and it has 50 hp left
No one:
Just nobody:
My new tier 6 tonk:
Human cookie: posts meme
Wg mods:
if you use fv 183 HESH to BC, but it bounc
Wargaming really ๐ฐ server
When a 183 sees a Leopard 1 and Batchat Toon:
Leo 1 and batchat after they kill a 183
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Newbies when they get 1 shoted by nerfed KV2
Nobody:
90% of chill rooms:
<@&481447501690568709> a memewith cursing above was postec
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T28 defender to a tier 7 light pov
[CHEESE]#7869 has been warned.
When an FV215b 183 is ammo rekt
fixed that
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No one:
Wargaming: Meet the new tier 8 churchill tesla carrier!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493169141554085908/617782007375593562/image0.jpg
Me: says that WG is **** in discord
Blitz bot:
@smoky raptor
Blckpma#8477 has been warned.
When the enemy team be sneaking up on you
New consumable for M60-m48 patton after you die you turn into this
when you are about to shoot a borsig in t49
(Got spotted)
Me :
Ferdinand.#7261 has been warned.
When your a nub that got sucked into a 1v4
The people who pressed A
How i feel after a nice event ended and finnaly back on the server
Nobody:
Lights after spotting a bush TD:
Realizing that you lost 50 games in a row due to bad team composition and a good enemy team:
ammorack before 1 minute survive
when a ISU 152 shoots a light tank
when 2 t49s are about to shoot borsig
@pulsar lodge
Just made it because im bored
when you ammorack someone
WG thinking about the next crate tank
(found in premium garage)
Don't try this at home kids.
Unless you are driving an SOVIET STONK TANK
Me: Uses the ARL
Also me: Uses the barn house turret
Also me:
now thats a good player
Lol
When a T49 Shoots me in a Mauschen:
When Vehicles discussion goes too far
When u see that vk90 is not going to be a tech tree tank
Well i like now this new way of getting stuff
When a T49 Approaches another T49:
You know what I'm talking about
C R A T E S
Literally any light: Can I please Live-
Smasher:
When a light tank cods you in a td
Yep
when 3 t49s are about to shoot borsig
#saveborsing
Therapist : Tiger-34 it's not real it can't hurt you
also Tiger-34 :
WG calculating the price of a premium tank
KV-2 players when they fully aim but still miss.
waseeoe9๐ฉ๐ช#7114 was banned
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How tier 10 feels like nowadays
Hope you like it guys. Spent like 30 mins making this.
@flint crag thx for the idea
When everyone in the match is a TD except for one random person (this happened to me before 5.5 several times, and man was that fun!)
_Radium [PNCR]#7962 was muted
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Cheekiest of the Breeki#0526 has been warned.
When a Hellcat shoots my front in an AT-8:
When you ammorack in a tier 3
my teammates in wotb
When a 4005 and 183 Platoon see a Batchat:
When you are in a japanese tank and get spotted by the kv2:
When you are in kv2 and get spotted by japanese tank (O-I):
When you try your best but you don't succeed
liam aka War Butcher#3140 was muted
When Smasher sees Literally Any light:
Kv2's when they face a unicum kv2:
