#blitz-memes
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Looooong Amx
stop giving wargaming ideas
@fallow sun
That is glorious
The extra log baguette
@fallow sun well done :))
But its sad the gun inst long too

Why have a long gun when you only need a long tank? [Insert over 9000 IQ plays meme here]
Let's say the gun itself is inside the tank and goes through many turrets then ๐
๐ wut
Wow thats alota damage
You mean pararel universe turrent
Wow where in da matrix
What pill did you snort?
i dont want wargaming to get to many ideas, but i felt that the amx needed a gun buff
I did the blue wan
How
Is that the 183?
yes
By the time that thing turns around the corner it would be dead
Or it rams
We will find a way
it will*
Did u battle with it
Ohhhhhh
It has 100k hp
That thing would have a either long engine or a small one placed somewhere around in that long thing
The engine is a VERY LONG baguette
Lol
It works on ciguerets and wine
It shoots baguettes and croissants, with the special ability of presenting a white flag
That automatically loses the battle wen used
No it joins the enemy
If theirs one in the enemy's teams and press the flag is a draw
It only moves when retreating
It can't move in the first place
Lmao
Cursed Image
Hahha
Wha
My eyes are burning
The tog has been fixed
The tog had surgery
Lol it lost like 4 tons from it
Why does small tog look like a toy tank
Maybe because it has a UE 57 inside of it
Lol ue big as a maus
There you go @mint perch
That is terrifying
This should be a new tier 10 prenium
It should
If so 
Woah
@dark rune oH Ok
Lol
I agree
TOGEST
Oops wrong one
@sharp shadow please stop
its funny, lol
Thanks ๐ฅฐ
I think that tank is from a movie called "belly tiger
white tiger. they modded a t3485 to make it look like a tiger
Haha
Rockstate320( Z-95)#0464 has been warned.
Photo from Thomas Lim JY
Lol
......lol.......
Its just a marder 2
But uglier
With gun depression
Haha
XD
Why is there a stug?
Its lost I guess
when you see three kv-2s coming through that corner u were peeking
โoh shit i better gtfoโ
Thereโs that one stock KV-2 XD
no, that'sa KV-2 with a 107
stug is having Stug Life
Fighter Jets will be replaced with Tanks in the future
Fighter Jets will be replaced with tanks, Change my mind
@fallow sun ,183 after nerf in update 5.10
lol
How it be sometimes
That line of doom meme was on the internet already
Oh
My first tier 10 was the batchat 25 t, I did terrible in it, so I free expd the entire e50m line and that's my go to tank now
Yeah I free expd the entire batchat nd e50m lines
Do u have amx13 75?
Ok
F for memes article 13 passed
I have to admit I'm amazed that the e50m comes from panther 2, once I tried the panther 2, my immediate thought was I'm glad I didnt grind through the panther just for another piece of crap
Xd
Article 13 does not impact memes tho, it is said on the Arcticle
Oof well I thought it did
Only YouTube and places where stuff has to Be copyrighted
Oh nice
I've Been here since the news of this discord server got around
So basically since day 1
It never got around to me
true^^^
^^^Let's make this "what the one above said" as long as the TOG
Lul
What about the amx elc bis
Lol so true
I have so many Blitz memes I cant count
I can produce them in an instant, I should be rename myself the Memelord of Blitz
^ But with an 88mm cannon that can rip through anything...
Its meh but great fun, just like the pre buff lttb and the T49
But get killed so ez
Still great fun if you play it right
Thicc

Ysssss
Only the essentials
@untold notch I made something similar to that but not with the same premise ๐
Lol fits perfectly
lol it took quite a bit of editing
My reaction when I see a kv-2 point his gun on me โ _ โ
D.W.2
Durchbruchswagen 2
๐
don't forget about ze transmission so dont rev it up that hard
don't do this in real battle!
Lol
Grifon#1217 has been warned.
megozx#4989 has been warned.
SDIELI#3610 has been warned.
Drive amx straight to the ocean.
Plot twist: WG has things called bots and theyre a bit stupid. I got 7 kills off of bots
Why is that a meme? @sharp shadow
i thought it could only go up to three
ehem, #screenshots
@sharp shadow this may have been taken 2 updates ago when the containers and missions were on the same tab
I took the screenshot today
And didnt you fix the matchmaking so its more fair for new players. This makes it harder for both new players and older ones
@forest jewel no. Even if you buy 700โฌ worth of containers it is still not sure if you will get it
519kr??
for 11 stupid containers with a 2.5% chance??
iโd just buy an edelweiss or some other medium whenever those things get on sale
tiny badger in big trouble
Yes Comrade
When you want to bombard a place and take down planes at the same time
Who can do better?
oh darn, can't beat that
^
everyone thinks that, but WG decided they werenโt making enough money and needed to turn previous tech tree tanks into prems/collectors/enriched/whatever else you call it.
doesnโt change the fact
The real meme is that they put in in crates instead of direct sale
At least the other rewards are pretty good instead of avatars
it fires and it just gets bent
๐๐ท๐ด๐ฒ๐พ๐๐ฐ๐๐ณ [-ESA-]#0039 has been warned.
Joe Comet Mark#2150 has been warned.

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Lmao
Omg this is ecic xD
lol
Maybe scavenger, leopard, or kv-1 would be better.
But the scene has a T-34 so it just made sense for me
Fair enough.
The scene is from tuntematon Sotilas 2017 btw
Yes
old meme but ok
Brazil14n#9808 has been warned.
'-'
-___-
@ionic tartan that credit meme is the story of the T 49
WG's idea of a movie
@latent maple just a heads up
๐
Oh
aight
I don't know how to do a spoiler
Just pointing it out so you dont get unnecessarily warned
"|" *2
On either side of what you want to add a spoiler to
"|""|" This is an example "|""|"
Remove the speach marks
It's not so blitz i guess
Hmm....
Every Tank has a special talent in it, it may not be DPM but it can be something else better
Would giving it an armor buff and a camo buff make it at least playable?
I believe so
I would get rid of it's tumor
Lol that actually a really nice picture of an M4A3(76)w
Btw I requisitioned it
Sorry again
No problem
Playing.... fck whats it called.......
Every fv 183 in a gun fight with sound on
Every amx
Saturdays with the boys
Nice
Im not tryna be rude or sum sht but is that ur top tier or r u just like me and r a pro jus trollin the nubs
just change the nickname
*pass
you don't have to change your username
im a pro but using my new account @split delta
Wha. Nickname... username?
@split delta like this
BlitzStars presents live player statistics as well as historical player data for World of Tanks: Blitz.
...
Make my name master of duckies
I did it yeeeyyyy
...
What did u do. It want display wht i changed my name to
@rain kayak EY!
YUS
@sEnDnUdeSoRdOgPicS#8762 aight i changed it
Lol ty. Thank uuu
I should change my avatare to a duck now
A real one or a toy?.... hmm
i capitalized it for you
Yes. I see :) ty
alright, let's move to #off-topic-discussion ๐
Kk
Throwing vs Slingshot
I saw and witnessed first hand
Anyone kno how improved mod+ stops guns with 130mm or high damage? Well what about my smasher
It should say on the description of the modules if you look at them in the game
It takes -10% to HE pen
lol
Rpeost XD
aww flip...
Is BC good the tier X light tank?
yes. It is an excellent tank @tawny loom the grind is really pleasant too (except AMX 13 90).
Discussion at other channels plz rather than #blitz-memes
They both had 22 899
NeoXenoZ#9403 has been warned.
Ent "John" Wick Lung
My face when I see a kv2 tracking me down when Iโm crossing a field in a SP1C
But the shot bounces.
dat face tho
Hahaha
So true
You forgot to have the WoT PC flip
In WoT PC the tank flips around and gets destroyed by the fall
Damn android users
Thats..... Thats the Steam version on PC and MacBook....
Saying that Android phones are cheap is like saying that iPhones are high quality
its the truth
My Nokia 6 has lasted longer than my friends 4 last iPhones.
Didn't see the last part of the message and ony saw "My nokia 6 has lasted longer than my friends"
๐ค
The fun of mobile. It squishes messages to fit on the screen.
"4 last iphones" appears on a seperate row.
My iPhone 6 has lasted longer than my sisters 2 iPhone 7s
Hello
Hello there
You are a bold one
The force is not with this one
<@&481447501690568709> the usual
Ammo (AAA)#6512 has been warned.
SamtheSnipingMan#1811 has been warned.
Soviet Doge#8111 has been warned.
Whitecrust#8456 has been warned.
Rockstate320( Z-95)#0464 has been warned.
Really Mods? I couldnโt leave him hanging...and that wasnโt an image. It was a collection of images. I guess thanks for the reminder why not to post anything here. You guys wonโt allow true memes unless there WoT B related, and as such, been reposted to death
Maybe we could have a normal meme channel?
So we can, you know, openly communicate...
There are other servers for that I guess?
yea, this entire server kinda revolves around blitz. . .
lets stop here before it turns into another warning for discussion
to thicc for my tastes
Oh thatโs nuthin.
@proud vault it used to be an all-memes, not just blitz and tanks memes channel. The amount of stuff that broke the rules was unbelievable. So WG made the call to limit it to blitz and tank memes only ๐คท We don't make the rules, we just enforce them, so there's no helping it
Ah. I understand that I guess. I guess Iโll start photoshopping the Tog II* into all my memes
I disagree
The Tiger P is thiccer
this is #blitz-memes thats a big oof
l o l
For me, actually its true (โโฒหโตโ)
nostalgia
@torpid ingot name change
New premium LTTB with a rear turret
The new tier VII IS 2SH
with faster maneuverability
and M56 scorpion levels of armour
@spice scaffold it says 407 damage tho
If you get full hp ammoracked you see the damage the ammo would have done without ammorack
but why did you censor your own name in the second pic๐ค
to avoid Fans
lol
<@&481447501690568709>
Kac4X#1426 was muted
thanks mods
@boreal prawn
Lol
oof
Rip
what did i do?
@boreal prawn
I believe I can fly
low damage but alot of credits not a joke
Not a meme
@tawny loom
Fake
nope is old
Can I put my life here?
BLEACH#0095 has been warned.
@tawny loom if you want to post screenshots, do so in #screenshots , this is a channel for memes, not screenshots
@tawny loom
Rio
Hhhhh
Now ur asking for it @proud mango
@warm forge sry about that. Idk how I messed that up I was trying to censer the other name.
@spice scaffold no need to say sry or anything! Just found it funny
5 repost at the same time!! WOW!
just stop
Hiiiii
so many reposts
Lots of reposts
Some normie gave me The repost thing Even though I literally just made that meme
REEEE
People have stolen my memes without knowing. I know your confusion, but It's a repost nonetheless
every meme is a repost change my mind
Every meme is a screenshot
Every repost is a meme
What if you download it and post it?
It's a downloaded screenshot
Run for the hills, blitz memes only before someone summons Amaunet
am I the only one who dislikes playing the KV-2?
Hm meme got deletus
yes
No I dont play it for a few reasons but it is also boring to play for me
The KV-2 is pure distilled AIDS.
allm tdยดs completely useless lol
ha, nice try. Nice attempt at a repost
It's kinda obvious by now its mine so.... ๐
REEEpost
RePoSt
there you go
my classmate said is been stolen by german
That looks like an SSH helmet tbh
found a joke engine witch says that higher chance of engine fire is good
Well yeah, you need to cook stuff
someone make a meme about this
@devout stratus what tank is that on? XD
Chi-Ri
oof
Calling it a AMX 30 B container while there is 97.5% on boosters
when you get ammoreckt
when you make a meme with 2 games and neither one is wot bltiz
@devout stratus
noice
Unknown#7675 was muted
@tawny loom yes that's a captured kv2 you can tell by there uniforms
i dont think its captured
lol

@sage nimbus isnโt that naming and shaming?
Not if itโs an achievement @spice scaffold
Oh oops.

@devout stratus pretty sure the higher engine chance is a bug, its on the E50 line as well
SuperNova_ReImagined#9761 has been warned.
TheHeavyTankyXD_(A-WING)#0070 has been warned.
If blitz was realistic it would have 100% to take ammo damage when hit it
If blitz was realistic weโd still be back in 2014
If blitz was realistic it would be called war thunder
I donโt get it
Logic
thats a lotta reposts
Ja
Lul
I was facehugging a tiger p for the kill
I mean, apart from the RheinPaper Borsig and his bigger brothers, what else can kill itself easier?
Screenhots haven't been permitted as memes. :-|
@junior steeple ^, and nice job cutting out the missions icon because thats impossible without missions
pretty sure he posted it because it shows that he killed himself, and not because of the credit income
@sharp shadow I posted it for the kill
oh i didnt see that. still not really a meme anyways tho
But that credit income tho lool๐ ๐
PAYROLL RECEIPT: 1. Premium tank 2. Two missions completed
Result is quite a good grab
well no
@sharp shadow I think every tank that has gun with bigger caliber than 150 mm
Or simple every tank that goes really near to wall, has small hp left, and HE with splash radius more than let's say 2,1 m
When u in ur Tier 10 light tank and turn a corner to see a Jg. Pz. E 100, 2 Deathstars, a Maus, Vk 72.01 K, and a E 100 while ur entire team went left for C base
Sub all those for KV-2's and SU-152's, and place an SP1C instead of the T10 light (which is the BatChat)
- Buy a new armoured tank
- Forget to load ammo before battle
- Get ammoreckt anyways
Somewhat wholesome
Kommandant, Richtschรผtze, Ladeschรผtze, Fahrer. Sie sind die โVier im Leopard". Der erste nach 1945 in Deutschland entwickelte Panzer und seine Besatzung wird...
Leopard 1 commercial
Erika!
Boom boom boom boom
@flint cragi suddenly want a Steve Irwin Legendary Camo for the Sentinel
I know right
WGs opening line to explain the camo: Crikey!
When you get HE'd in a Borsig ๐ค
just use the multi-kit?
one shot and I got all my crew members dead- thought that was funny af
Hanz, Franz, Herman and Michael
New AC camo-Steve Irwin is watching
Lol
Hanz, Franz, Klaus รผnd Otto
not sure of you have seen this but ur getting it any way
I manage to pixel hit this spot from time to time
lol
@junior steeple how do you get next to 200K credits in one tier 6 battle????
Mission
Missions(+premium time+credits boosters+high credit coefficient tanks)
+ cheap communist HE
@severe shore
Ms 1 gun have not problem to pen this because stalin it s a good guy :) xd
Was it the Mr ping thing?

๐
lol
Thafs y its so bad
jajajaja
all your crew died and u can still play?
Obviously u use multi pack or medical
WG could just sell the potion for reviving the dead for trillion thought
^
how were you able to revive the crew if all the crew was knocked out?
in PC, if all your crew is killed, your tank is destroyed. the HP remaining in the tank is still there and can be shot for damage, but the tank is knocked out and counts as destroyed
in blitz if you drown yourself you lose all youre crew and you count as a destroyed tank, but when you get shot and lose youre crew you dont?
@rain kayak it can be shot for damage but you will not receive the damage that you dealt to a drowned tank in the stats after the battle
its probbably just a bug
Fire cannot put down by water
This is what i use to take memes hostage
@! Wat da fak
Nice, KV-Grille
that would be the 107mm gun
but this time its 152mm
Shouldve put it on the smasher
Super accurate 152
It needs the grilleโs mussle brake
The HE shells now have a penetration of 200mm. They aren't prammo either.
Not blitz meme
here comes the moderators nnnggeeewwwww!!!
<@&481447501690568709> Non blitz memes :/
๓ ฐ๓ ฐ#7060 has been warned.
Thank u
@warped summit way to go :) ๐
Lol.
yeah they probably are
You get an avatar and nine Equipment slots...
upgraded my meme
When you activate High-Octane Fuel
In a sturer-emil
I want to see a Tog running high octane fuel.
We should put a maus on high-octane fuel, chameleon concealment, and have it run the fuel consumables, engine accelerator equipment, and have the maus run the 2 powerups and the engine boost consumables.
Yes a Maus!
lego togrille, i love it
No it's a hot tog
Old days with lego tanks... :)
Am I the only one who still makes lego tanks?
i dont have the legos to make tanks :(
Me neither.
@wooden scarab no i do
I made a legit lego tank with tracks. Anyone want to see
sure
Haha thats nothing
Lol, me and my brothers made this a long time back
Its actually amazing in person, but whatever
Better than I could ever make
War gaming needs to make a togrille in game just for a few days
Any other tank requests and I could build it
it looks cool
K
My Lego tanks are much closer to their real life counterparts, like in width, length and height but at a reduced scale
you can't build a life sized Tank out of Legos :/
I mean, it's possible, but the money and time needed to do so
you can exclude money part if you're the Lego Company yourself though :/
Lets have a competition for best lego tanks
That needs to be an event...
Aw those lego tanks looks cute
@obtuse valve no, they're just not ready to comprehend such greatness yet.
Hnn, F
YES @sharp shadow
Yee
Oof
That may as well be a repost
The world through the eyes of an AMX ELC
i made a panther in clay
Cool!
@radiant reef combine those for more XP
P
@
Tog I
Not exactly a 'meme'mm
nipple twisting amx
@tired gulch tu es franรงais ?
it's a toaster
1 toasty boi
i didnt know Toaster was also an artillery
ok
Tier 8gun on tier5
i think my mind is mixed up with warthunder tanks
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/502022496435044353/564790131609829386/IMG_20190408_203222.jpg
AA gun
"its totaly different"
@sharp shadow non suรฉdois, de chez ikea
drink whut?
Pepsi?
ok
Bepis
Pepola
Isded
then get it out of here
add "due wotblitz" and it's legit
When you are grinding
@digital plaza lol
Dam it wouldve been better had i put "IT" in bright red under where the can said dew....
Me: y is the game so laggin
Game: ... idk
weird flex but ok
Lol
Toger
WoTB playerbase in a nutshell APDS shell
it's not a meme though, move it to #off-topic-discussion @odd oriole
Repost
Can you explain this for me?
@open spear AC sentinel is australian tank, and you probably know about those memes that Australians live upside down
I couldnโt have said it any better.
Thx
Lol
straight from his video
<@&481447501690568709> above^^^
nootpoot#5172 has been warned.
So... so Wonderfull
thx lol
laughs in vodka
i also made a vk 100.01 P draw
paper got folded so the gun looks like it got bent
@inland summit another copypasta
Omg
PurityPantherGamer#8542 was muted
Using "slowmode" on the entire chat is unethical and against the Geneva Conventions as it violates Article 2:1 Referndum 15 on collective punishment. In this essay I will
xD
@crisp peak fake news
Hmโฆ Proof him wrong. ๐ฐ
Maybe it was supposed to be a meme.
Wait, we can post tank drawings here?
well yes, but actually no
Ok
#off-topic-discussion for tank drawings
kubusrudnik#1238 has been warned.
@sharp shadow tank drawings are not memes
I'll shamefully say it took me till around 9-10k
Lol
It took me to a week to realized I can use credits for premium ammo
I didn't even know there was stats until about 7k battles
Oofers
Imagine if you could sell premium ammo for gold.
One message removed from a suspended account.
Eh I knew about prenium ammo at 6016
Wait... you can do That??
Lol, no man you can't
Lol Itโs so true though.
Wait, what? We can use creds to purchase premium ammo???!!!
Yes
Perhaps#4261 has been warned.
Some people dont know they can manually reload an autoloader
lel
finally i have the st emil
some people still dont know that youre tank automatically aims higher then where you aim to avoid shell drop
@devout stratus you do not get it either.
what
nah
just aim right at the grey armor. if your tank has some noticable shell arc, then yeah the shell will arc up on its way to the target and will hit the target
i remember when you shoot HE with matilda at like 300m youre tank will aim so high up that the shell will go out of youre view for a little
ye ye
isu bounce ๐
ima make a meme brb in about 10min
Rigged box
bruh
i like the first one
Lol
wait is it a repost?
yep
It s a repost to say it s a repost ...
Maybe the US military will recruite some tankers from the game.๐ค
(Someday)
responsibilities
๐ค
Let me in
LET ME IN
I need a favor. React to this message with REPOST.
@sharp shadow wow.LeT Me In.
Thank you. Now we need a lot of votes on that repost. Imma make a meme if i can
today AMX-13 run be like
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/358901057864073217/565919417494405120/image0-37.png
I apologize for reposting
@sharp shadow your apology is not accepted
Then prepare to face
O B L I T E R A T I O N
Should have accepted my apologies.
I hope you like T H E V O I D your new house
** Stalin Refuses Again**
Impossible. I need to get a stronger obliterator
** Stalin Says No Once Again**
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โ
"World of tanks it's a family friendly game, for everyone in every age"
AC IV sentinel appeared with his strange hull
Hmmm
fixed it
Itโs for the machine gun I swear ๐
lel yes
No
^
srsly @radiant reef ? You signed it?
or uninstall the game
No
@radiant reef why not run a petition to remove the 183
cause its a tech tree tank not a premium tank
change.org petition
Way funnier than it should be tbh ๐
Petition to roll back 5.5 tbh but keep the new missions from 5.10
thats why i did it
cant you post that pic in #off-topic-discussion ?
we'll get new missions in 5.10
Go ahead. As long as I get 50 k gold in exchange for my 183 Iโm all for it
and the deathstar line is bad and the tortise and the deathstar pays for the bad grind
Can someone explain to me how the gold bundle works?
u fill up with combat xp
buy it with real money
:'(
imma start making some quality Blitz memes
meme
Blitz is a meme itself change my mind
everything is meme if you tried hard enough
The soviet doggo#3107 has been warned.
Well so much for that

@dusty jay ...
Sam_Hemala#8070 has been warned.
BLEACH#0095 has been warned.
Meme Man#0864 has been warned.
Paper_Tank#8311 has been warned.
Blitzbot on fire
Idk
Yupppp, targets bad words compares them to a list of bad ones and boom
try saying d-max in its full name
Mods give commands to the bot and bot sends that message
Lol Nice one
mega7775[IHUN] (EU)#8578 has been warned.
Mamaaaaa
just killed a man
Because his profile picture was political
Change it then maybe? @alpine sparrow
but for two years it has been๐
But its breaking server rules
So if you wanna keep it you will have to leave the server
Wow
@frigid herald ,when u see it........it is too late!๐
@digital mesa is this good?
the new missions from 5.10 are garbage
@carmine temple that is the best idea ever for a new tank
Type 5 in the back? 
That's just an O-I
my bad
Youโve posted it like 3 times now, itโs getting boring
Fortunately itโs not the TOG memes or memedog and memecat
TBH we've done about all the memes about Blitz we can...
Hopefully people will start thinking out of the box, in reality they'll just repost.
@dark rune i mean the Error 404 mod, not the meme
When the sentinel event finishes
Tier 6:
Lol
It is like that already
But itโll get worse when the averagest joes get their hands on them
Let kv 2 lose and stalin sort them out
@sharp shadow then we kill Aussies
True
Becuase i like the meme
Itโs over 9000!!!
I wish the T-28 had kept its 57. That was a fun gun.
I need a reason not to have a fit about this
Thats a whole 15bucks off and then 45 for th kpf and E25??? Your kiddibg
welcome to good business tactics 101
Oof
Lel, good for them, sucks for the players 
That's karma for buying tanks
NSFW content
O no, a cast iron...you know.... willy
why do you need that much metal surrounding a machine gun?
why not @warm nimbus
why tho
protection
Lol
*when any skilled light tank or Crackula finds a Gravedigger by itself
@fluid verge bruh
its been a year
of COURSE things are going to be cheaper
do you understand supply and demand? like, what value is?
Less supply higher demand = more expensive
More supply less demand = cheaper
Like a new mePhone... things get cheaper over time, even if they're new in box.
everytime wargaming releases an event,the game turns into
wargaming business decisions

"tank-related" "wargaming related"
mHm
whut
Btw, the machine gun ports are designed that way because they were using water cooled guns from WWI
and AT15 is ? UK ๐
they should rename the name of the room to "the cold war"
@uneven storm nam' war
mHm
hmmmmmmm
The good old mark 1
kinda regret not playing that much out of that event
Kinda regret not playing the game at all when that event started
kinda regrets destroying my phone with the kv2 stuck inside of it
kinda regret things i regret
@sharp shadow perfection
Nu
@uncut cloud Delete it, it's not a meme. That's just a screenshot
