#blitz-memes
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It means that a pro player kills nubs or normal people
And plays only low tiers
Also go get a profile pic
Sidesrapping is being a god in blocking dmg in my Mäuschen
jesus how many provisions and prammo did you use
See for yourself
I'll look at it later, I'm about to sleep now
Sounds like Meadsy69’s right tank wrong gun series
Answer: I used all of them...
@sharp shadow but its the right gun...
lmao i lost 65k one game
The auto on the at-7 is so much fun...just make sure you have 80-90% APCR
Churchill GC
meh i use 70 Ap and 40 APCR.
Now i want the AMX 13 57 in platoons lol that would be op as well
T44100 too hot for u
Thx guys btw how to change ur profile picture here?
Under account settings
You press that button in the red square.
WAT
The infamous shell-eating track at it again
when you play the Ru 251 and a T34 is chasing you
Lool
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F1PAy4JZfrE how it feels to drive a bt7 or bt7 art. With max mobility
ガルパン×フォークパンク Music : The Dreadnoughts - Skrigjaargen Polka (Säkkijärven Polkka) Video : ガールズ&パンツァー 劇場版 (Girls und Panzer der Film)
Guys, this is not the #screenshots channel. Any more random battle results screenshots or weird moment screenshots/gifs in this channel will result in a warning
this channel is for blitz and tank memes only. No chitchat, no stats, no screenshots, nothing of that. Just blitz and tank memes
Lol. IS-3 4 tracks
More tracks needed
このゲームは死にかけている
Nice Name. (sorry for offtopic)
thanks u to
That is object 726 guys
Someone noticed this?
Lol
Oldest lego parts found: 1940
Total obliteration
this always happens to me on the C cap on normandy
:'v
what u get for rushing ahead in a stug 😂👌
i rush with my stug but with actual team support
You dont need mercy
Lol
lmao
That’s so beautiful
I know, ‘tis the beautifulest thing to be seen
Hehe, I just noticed the main guns of the “ship” are SU-152s 
👍
on the front of the ship there is a ZIS-30
Adding more TD's instead of light tanks*
When you do 0 damage and a teammate starts screaming at you for being useless
I did 0 damage once or twice...
But when the enemy KV2 sees you first that can be unavoidable.
Or when everyone left your flank with all enemies
Or when you keep hitting the one part of the tank that eats your shells in a KV-2 @wheat owl 😂
I had 666 XP on my KV-13 once, then next battle it turned into 1234 XP
It was a legit total coincidence and I kep tthe tank for it... It's my lucky little baby lol
(I totally didn't sell tier 1 ammo to get that number)
(I totally didn't sealclub to get the KV-13 via free XP)
The last time I was able to use the Hetzer Derp ;-;
Lucky...Can I plz haz?
That would be useful on bypassing the Crusader and the AT8 XD
This is a meme I made myself, so I am allowed to repost it XD
?
I am the original maker of this meme above, and so I can post it without backlash for a repost as I've posted this image before XD
At least, it sounds right in my head...
Just like me IRL :P
But seriously, I have 0 ability to use Pixlr effectively ;-;
in real life t44-100🤔
when you're rhm and you ammo rack a vk100p with HE
Still no need for mercy to my enemys
😂
XD
👌
BC25T intensifies👆
this isn't a meme
Delete it quickly!
you learned that after over a year? Christ you're a fast learner, next thing you're gonna tell me is that there are ten tiers.
@tough bear ?
What you mean?
I know the T29 buff was long ago I was just pointing out is all
no I mean the guy saying the military honor bot is bad
Lol
@hushed oar
121 B is better than 121 right? @gilded stag
Oh this meme got super popular on Google.
Who googles memes
Someone make a meme of when WG promissed to use collectors for events that were to happen more often, but instead sell them in the store.
I don’t see a ke-ho being sold
Reeeeeee
When you point blank shoot someone in the side with a 122mm and his ammo turns yellow
When you only have 3 shells left
And only 2 are premium...
That's my meme
What if they add this into blitz
Let's take a print in another print for show one more print with a moderator saying "i will report prints in #blitz-memes"
Lol
Lol
@queen lynx This is the print for the update if they add it.
Tanks for making it funnier 😂
Lol np.
Punny pun right there
Remember this thing?
Uhhh hitler liked to name his tanks after feline animale sooo....
@warm pier oh god you're right
Oof
FUterminator#8955 was muted
OwO
Lol
Cadmar#8585 has been warned.
Honotenshi#3304 has been warned.
Freddy#7063 has been warned.
Konrad#5973 has been warned.
Oof
🤦
@stone fern hi
Hello there
general kenobi
??
When you say a direction during the count down and say work together to focus fire be we got a good advantage and your team be like...
And everyone splits up and do parkour
And they wonder why we lost...
Death after 1...2...3...
Show the other picture where you kill it @fierce wigeon
oh i see that dank memes have arrived now
Hmmm
Finally a good meme
Send to gulag for using premium AP
no u
Nice
These XP amounts are just one big meme
@river crow yeah, regardless of that, that's naming and shaming, so don't do that
Wacky🅰nton#8179 has been warned.
WiFe#9447 has been warned.
Mortsitxxx_(EU)🇵🇱 [PL_RS]#5253 has been warned.
Ah okay... Not everyone see the humour...
adi91_PL#9108 has been warned.
@sharp shadow I do, but it's a random screenshot and not a meme, and it's naming and shaming at that
And mind your language 😂
Stars don't hide anything, so still a no no
By all means, spread the news about the guy, but in any case he's gone from here
👍
"I sniper"
lol
Wait. If you lose all ur crew ur tank is supposed to become inoperable , he only has his driver left oof.
My question is HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?!
I should've known
In all honesty, yes. I get any amount of gold over 700, I'm getting the Menacing camo for mine.
I did too :D
I got it when it first came out
That wouldn't work for me because my parents drink whiskey
Meh, I drink with my parents, lol
Also, really important lesson for all you college aged peoples out there: life is too short for bad alchohol
If you’re going to poison your liver, at least do it with the good stuff
It’s also the same with weed and lawn grass… LOL
Lol
Fastest mistake spotter in the west 😂
You use the fuel consumables on your FV183 hammer?
AMX CDC is actually quite good
Its very good
Like Spähpanzer but it can retreat like a French tank should
Just thr RU is better
Id like a tank similiar to RU but with an autoloader
Bulldog?
Not quite
RU251 Defender
Like a paper tank at tier 9 with 6 shell autoloader
And more speed
Strumtiger defender.....
BT-42 defender :))
Kv2 defender....
I really want Finnish tech tree...
Same
With tanks like Sturmi, BT-42, PulttiKlimi and AMOS
Don't wanna get warned or worse
Slender getting warned Is inevitable. The way the current system is set up all you have to do is have a bad game and there is always someone that will downvoteYou for whatever silly reason. Just roll with it who cares?
The Menacing camo for the KV2 is basically a JoJo reference
CDC is better than T-44
Yeah, CDC seems to get weird snapshots, it's pretty cool
I feel like a kv-2 defender would be crap
It would get killed before it could load any shells
@tidal grove it was a combination of an is4 a 268 and something else
Man got ruined lmao
Nice
nOiCE
N o I c e
Naisu
Noice
@wanton karma Driver MVP
How to play 183
Lol
RIP
lmao
Algum BR por aq?
@strange orchid don't forget to get rid of the loading bar
I dont know how :/
you press the eye
I thought that only gets rid of the rest of the stuff
@devout tree yeah, the eye doesn’t get rid of the bar
o
@strange orchid
Hey I do some YouTube and know that trick double tap ur screen near the bar
Btw I killed russian derp using a waffle launcher from 100 meters away; because I was that high on a cliff as I cliff dive shot as coming down lol
Thats warthunder
@sharp shadow Thnx!
wow I would've never known!
Freddy#7063 was unmuted
Me after looking at a toaster and then a WZ-113G-FT
facts
Actual Blitz meme
@wanton karma another question .... why that WT got 2 reloader dead ?:)))
Cuz it has 2 reloaders
Wtf why ?
@copper harbor OwO
As expected there are issuses with the game after an update. Gj wg 👏🏻
no duh
As usual
there's always issues and bugs, with basically any update for any app
wasseoe9🇩🇪#7114 has been warned.
Nice meme as expected
When RNG choose you! Lol
@plucky berry he had 2 loaders so no all crew killed xd
Hmm
When someone ricocheted off your mantle in the t29
Wut?
Me when new update comes
When I'm BC 25 AP and spots a deathstar aiming at ur ass
Just killed a man
rolls up tank and shoves the barrel against your head
Put a gun against his head.....pulled my trigger now he- deafening boom echoes across the Meme channel
MAMAAAA LIFE HAVE JUST BEGAN but the kv2 one shot me
I give up thats it.
The clouds.... what do they spell?
Also nice cursive...This coming generation will NEVER be able to crack the code XD
Mods might smack you for that one FUterminator XD
@edgy portal ur so right curive is a dying language
its a cursed language
Lol jokes
I wonder when wot blitz will get the bob semple tank🤔 🤔
Cursive is a dying language
Cursive is the one alphabet I think would be safe to write in with the kids from like ages 8-lower cause they won't know how to read it XD
exactly
they don’t learn it until second grade idk if they do that anymore it might be end of middle or in high because you need to know how to sign your name
for documents
I think this is called
A meme
No, it's called a herd of no lifes XD
Deporting a maus would be hard
Wish teh STB-1 luck deporting a Maus
normally it would be the other way around
Please tell me where I can find those so i can BUY THEIR ENTIRE STOCK.
The only one that makes sense is the Tiger chocolate
And the Sherman Chocolate. AMericans need their snacks XD
the rest should be cola, condensed milk, tea, condensed milk
Who were you talking to with that?
That flipper dude
I think cause you said condensed milk twice....
Because you are. Stating the obvious for one.
I was saying it in order from left to right firstly
and yes stating the obvious is part of my sense of humor
Go fix your sense of humor boi. It's trash 🅱.
Humor is subjective
You both can chill tbh...
Aight fam.
and who cares if you didn’t like it, I don’t
When a joke doesn’t land I’m okay with that and move on
Dude. Shut up. I think we all 3 don't care what the other is saying so let's just leave that baggage there.
agree
Aight
An american soldier trying to find a german airplane -1944 colorized
@open spear If there even was a damn Luftwaffe still, probably why he’s been out there since 1864
*1964
I am not going to join, thanks for the offer
Where can I get the chocolate
They were refering above, with the "joke" about how WG sees the food options for the tankers.
Hmmmm
But seriously, I want that chocolate.
P!help
Én jól köszi.
Polish?
Oh
hmm
hey that's dracula's spot
Now its ivans spot @floral sinew
Even the Dracula isn't safe from Russia Bias
@tawdry badge Britain made the first solid chocolate
So @sharp shadow
@supple dock how'd you get up there?
Lol
As a Russian I can assure you that statement is true
HAHA As a Russian
Mr.Ананас is never wrong
'Advanced Technology'
When the Lag hits and that happens ^
The hell???
Blitz memes?
So true
Yep
yes this is a meme
Lol
sems legit
yea

hmmm
Getting shot by KV-2.
Man I really want a “T-54 first sample”
They took the cover from the engine and put it on the turret.
Wait, that illegal @sharp shadow
@sharp shadow T28 wanted to show his beautiful BUTT
When a light and heavy is in a platoon together
The maus if he aint dumb 🧐
yes Rest In Peace. La quack
Le quack. Because it is a duck (canard) and a canard is a masculine word so its not la its le
Hehe, le quack x10
XD
oh my god
😑
whoooot?
now my brains associates the comet with that
When you are a heavy but you are camping
Stealth tank
@past gulch u have only one work and you can't do this
He need to work with pepsi and he is giving money for coca cola
Heavys need to go to frontline but u r camping
Mmm
I see today a lot campy heavys
Me: (mäuschen) Frontline
Team: stay on the hill behind me
Uhm so let's put an E100 or a kv-1 in a little mountain and let this heavys camping
Are they doing a good work?
Or push you into the enemylines
@sharp shadow 
Um
I kinda get more annoyed at camping meds than heavies. Both are annoying but speedy tanks sitting behind TDs annoy me more
@left grail well sorry but for some reason I work better as a sniper in a med usually
This is memes lol
they forgot the lifeboats
I want my hot togs
Wheres the tea area?
Hey it wasn’t my idea
When you see one light tank in your team getting destoryed beacause he gone alone to A and the whole team gone C
Facts
This is not a chat room.. memes plz
Ya campers
We discuss memes too..
OK tell me about wooden fences
._.
Lol
But it can and did......
Not on blitz
🔥
You sure?
I've killed them in tr before
Granted his was stock but yes I have
I spotted him while he was perpendicular to me so I tracked him and stayed on the opposite side of his turret and kept tracking him (I was also in the Sherman V which is exactly the one in the pic but close enough)
I meant American specific Sherman’s.. we all know British Sherman’s handle tigers a little better
@violet geyser i prefer pz 4 to sherman
pz4 as less armor but it can have a better gun than the sherman
less armor becouse flant square armor
Yeah you can I do it alot even against some t6s (that as mostly luck though)
but whit the t-34 is more consitant if you angle
Yeah but I find the m4 has a better top gun
the tier 5?
And we should go to #vehicles-discussion
broken woond awp kek
Remember when this was a meme channel
No @valid garnet
,_,
We need the SturmPanzer II as a tier V premium German TD
Its armor should be non existent
Meme tank
German KV-2 at tier 5 lmao
KV-2 is tier VI
But the Sturmpanzer has no armor
Its literally a 15cm howitzer mounted on a Panzer II hull
They should keep mad games
Lol
🤠
@heady forum wait is your pfp from iron Armenian
When you win a Tier 5-6 tournament with a straight 8-0 and your team wasn't really trying just making jokes at each other
Rastsvetali iabloni i grushi,
Poplyli tumany nad rekoj.
Vykhodila na bereg Katyusha,
Na vysokij bereg na krutoj.
lul
they can make any minigame with that.
Teacher: lets learn about WW2
Me: Has watched Girls un panzer
Me: Im quite a bit of a tank expert
U forgot the part when the WT purist starts raging
Im more of a plane guy

Play 5 games like this
haha
The words at the top are really hard to see
When you do lower then your average damage and get ace tanker
random screenshot of a battle
I put words and make it a meme//// @uneven storm
lul
@sullen lark thats sooo true
It happens all the time
@sullen lark lololoololllool it's me in my obj 704 trying to kill a maus
It’s me on an Rhm with 226mm of pen shooting the cupola of a VK 100.01 P and bouncing it up close
His front armor was gray
You shoot because you think it's easy to pen
"We can't penetrate that armor"
And yet you have a chance of like 95% to pen it
Are u a defender of the 5.5 update?
oof
Yes, finally land of a20, luchs and dw2 spam is over. Beginners were easy to trash with these tanks
And a land of choice is also over
land of choice is redundant at low tiers
^
people will say "they killed variety" but still all the variety you need is at high tiers
Before 5.5 hit the server there wasn’t variety, either. You just had the choice to play other tanks, but mostly the OP tanks were played. In conclusion next to nothing has changed
basically this ^^
Can someone make a "that's how mafia works" video except wotb please? I'm not smart enough to do it myself
About the a20 and the dw2 and luchs... nah bro the SU 85b was dirty especially 300 he
And if you can make those dw2s and whatnot think you're bad... ded
Oh, the good old days of trolling the bad seal clubbers
Tea
W/milk or not?
I'm a sad boy because my computer is a trash
@cerulean dagger fv215b183 defender might be more balanced than some people realize.
10 sec reload between shells, and then it would probably have a 60-ish second clip reload
Vk 100 defender
Love me some 183mm autoloader
Even better t 34 defender
The arch enemy of the is3 defender
👍
With auto loader
Autoloaders only
No kv2s awesome
Su 100y defender
Balanced af
Tog2 defender
@sharp shadow try to do an obj 704 defender
Tog 2 defender would be like a Duplex 2*
@open spear like this
Ohhg
Try fv2015 v 183
Nah but it would be more original
xd
Like instead of that turret módel it would have a solid turret and a longer cannon
I got it - Ke-Ni Otsu Defender
Or loltraktor defender
IS-3 Defender Defender
Me need a medium defender. I nominate centurion
@sharp shadow look like good the obj 704 defender
get 1-upped
Ohh mmm how would be like a obj263 defender?
@gray arrowlol that tog 2 defender looks great
Just don’t
That’s annoying to check a channel and see one guy reposting a pic every 15 mins
I posted the kv2 a month ago
No u
But people stole it and reposted it
oh makes sense
Makes Sans
There’s no rules about this though
Hans, ze transmission broke
Is that a dude? Rip
Hit by SU-152 👌🏻
I will say 3 real things and one lie
1- SU-152 is op vs tier 6
2- ISU-152 with tier 10 gun is op vs tier 7
3- you can pen maus without problems when you drive a obj 268
4- wot's matchmaker is good
What number have a lie?
1
I made this a while back
@sharp shadow yes, but actually, no
I know u gonna say 4
Ya
improvmetnt
Imagine for ISU-152
But I’d respond you with that
Lol
I ran into a krono platoon of t28 defs, the krono guy spasmed around us died, and we got a message - "Bad internet problems"
You go fight with your chaffe + Two dumb bois make a platton with tier 6 and 7 = Your unfriends have a ISU-152 = 152mm HE = your stop to play or destroy you computer because you are confused
Career KV-2 players one shooting a tank
@open spear number 4?
wait i said number 4 too
@spiral furnace but you shot him?🤔
@spiral furnace wait. So if I join void, I can’t shoot auszaa?
#heavy takedown
Esp on Castilla lmao
KV-2 doesn't have enough depression to shoot amx elc bis lol
Maybe because it has not been reposted
Gotta love the mail train
Finns during Winter war called T-28 the mail train since these tanks had letters for soldiers and intelligence for commanders.
It was also great for the Finns, since these tanks were Red Army elite so when Finns saw these, they knew where high ranking officers were.
oh dear
Making them easy to capture
Also The Finnish lahti 20mm anti tank rifle could punch trough those tanks like hot knife through butter
Also hard to miss
so now we get a clear picture of how a small army on skis managed to destroy the Red Army
Also only 3 out of 47 T28, tanks could be given camo so the rest were green, in Winter, easy target practice
what we derserved
Loud too, Finns hear them kilometers away but Russians did not hear Finns since Finnish soldiers rode Reindeer and used skis
Some Finnish infrantry used crowbars to break T-28 tracks
T28 look like a chocolate bar
When i'm with full ISU-152 and i see a RHM borsing
When I am a KV-220 and I see a tank with less than 90mm pen
when I'm the Matilda and I see tier 3 tanks with small guns
lul
both ammo REKT by SU-152
dracula activating nitro https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/143501680414031872/549001396331085835/SPEED.mp4
When an AT-15A sees an AT-15 stock
@inland summit I mean... I’d turn a blind eye
57 winrate on my main first account
T28 defender
T28 Defender
T34 defender
Make Blaze defender
Perfection
Edited
K
×w×
Tiger defender
$w$
_
?
?
Oh my god in loving the Defender memes
Nice
bushka I love you, but no homo tho
it completely reflects the current tutorial system :3
Make gravedigger defender
0.01 shell reload time
Make pz.Sfl.IVc a defender
I agree with the sfl
Also it is pretty obvious wargaming is making tanks up just for profit
To be fair the is3d is based off the is3 auto
Make FV 183 defender
Make a defender defender
great idea
Hetzer Defender
👏defender👏meme👏
everything has a defender variant, even tanks no longer in the game (rip leichttraktor)


perfection
chonky
teamwork be like
@sharp shadow read the pinned messages
Hello
heres a russian T28 def
cornering the mememarket since what, feburary 6?
(I'm jabbing at the inferiority of the vK72
https://www.pcgamer.com/meet-the-modders-determined-to-add-nudity-to-the-least-likely-games/?ns_campaign=article-feed&ns_mchannel=ref&ns_source=steam&ns_linkname=0&ns_fee=0
Isn't it about time we had some tank nsfw around here. (I'm seriously joking please don't make people suffer with your werid fetish's)
sure @scenic pike
tbh a gravedigger defender would be nice because it would have a massive 0 armor weakspot on the ufp
but I think we all know that what we really want is a vindicator UM defender
like the one by gnail?
yes thats what I was refering too lol
A 183 defender would rock it....
Not a meme
Delete it now
#screenshots
@desert onyx delet it now
@misty sundial
Beautiful
@sharp shadow
:) made my day
What we need is a Foch 155 Defender XD
It’d be a Foch 🅱️ but with a bigger gun 👌🏻💯
I thought the Foch B had the 155 gun? or is the only auto loader to have that size of gun is the WT E 100?
it has on blitz butt its single shot
What about an ISU152 Defender
3 guns
152 Guns
6 152 barrels like a chaingun
Lol
3s per shell
What about a T54 Defender
Hey a helsing on steroids
make a circle of barrrels
Yes
THere can never be enough
kek
This is a SU 152 but... Close enough
2 lazy
true comrade
stop giving wg ideas
lol

E100 defender
Add a white flag on it
Please don't, this defender meme is trash
I'd rather see paint dry
Okay that’s your opinion
UE chassis with a WT gun
KV-2 whit bl-10 gun
Lol that is funny
@hallow rune I feel like I got it wrong
although that last edit is sloppy
Its Perfect
It turns backwards and uses gun to launch itself towards enemy
and how is this a gy repost this is literally the first one I ever made
lel
It's perfect tho
blas 10
That's the ISU Defender/Helsing(MK4)
Oh no
That's the tank called ISU(4000)
mm
4000 stands for 4000 damage with HE
hehe, the Russian bias is stronk with this one
This tank shall eat thunder and crap lightning every time it fires
A new foe has appeared
Ehh
Stop with the reposting

Put Maus armor plates on it
But reposted memes are still funny
No their not

That’s even worse

The ol' "yes" "no" wars of old, when we were once wee lads
yes
and their not even reposts THEIR OUR OWN CREATIONS
tahts hot
yesssssss
yaaaaaa
sure
AC IV defender
╭━━━━╮ To jest memo-pies. Pomóż
╰┃ ┣▇━▇ memo-psu zawładnąć discordem
┃ ┃ ╰━▅╮ przez wklejanie go
╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯do innych serwerów,
╰╮ ┳━━╯ albo nigdy nie będzie
▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮memem :(
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▏ ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ O O┃
╲╱▔╲▂▂▂▂╱▔╲▂▂▂╱
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Anglais ou francais si vous plait
That wasn’t even proper french right there dude @sharp shadow
I cannot see this being any less armored than the regular CDC
People are now putting " 🇷 🇪 🇵 🇴 🇸 🇹 " on random comments that are not even reposts most of the time
Ja
@obsidian grove That's because it's armor is surrendering 
yessss
That tank is amazing, it has -15 degrees of depression and amazing turret armor
T95/FV4201 Chieftain Better
Better depression than the Sturer Emil?


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