blitz-memes

[valid adder]

That French 120mm AP shell can penetrate Bob simple tank right?🤔

[grizzled tendon]

Break their record boyz

[wooden turret]

That’s got to be a training room wtf

[urban harbor]

How the hell they couldn't able to take spic or strv 🤔 😆

[junior steeple]

Yay got a free camo

[rain kayak]

nice

[icy heath]

Ist mir free

You have to pay for the chest

[sharp shadow]

is it normal that I got a 470 role in a 152

[spice scaffold]

Probably

[sharp shadow]

@grizzled tendon done

[agile slate]

new record

[sharp shadow]

The screenshot is pretty old

But ppl forget

[spice scaffold]

Were they all afk?

[sharp shadow]

No

[warm nimbus]

Oof 2 of them got 0 xp that match...

[warm pier]

That is called a group of complete idiots

[edgy portal]

No, it's called WOTB Match Making Magic

[formal stump]

@grizzled tendon
Done

[sharp shadow]

@formal stump oi don't steal credit for that

[sharp shadow]

Is that him at 1% of his power ?

Not even 0.00001%

[glacial valley]

That’s a repost

[sharp shadow]

Premioum

[full estuary]

😂 😂 😂

[sharp shadow]

🤦

[edgy portal]

Something tells me that the mods will smack that meme >_<

[sharp shadow]

Plus it should rather say "my wallet" instead of "me"

English ?

[full estuary]

No

[gilded stag]

No english, only Jajajajajajajaja

[edgy portal]

I think the last one is saying "I wish for a premium tank" or something close....

[lunar stump]

Jajajajaja

[past gulch]

@formal stump say why

I AM kcKefk01

[formal stump]

@past gulch

[edgy portal]

When you go to poke out of cover and you see the enemy KV-2 with long barrel and adrenaline active

[sharp shadow]

The zis gun actually works really well

[edgy portal]

It does, and is pry the smarter option for using the KV-2. But everyone gravitates to the derp gun cause it does a lotta damage.\

[reef flame]

I played with 107mm before my kv2 was elite

[sharp shadow]

The amount of pen on the HE makes the derp gun OP at tier 6

[past gulch]

👌 thats a good one

[stone fern]

paveldegb#4981 has been warned.

[hoary prism]

We need Poland too XD Gotta have all the nations like WoT

[gaunt ore]

We need Czech too xD

[opaque comet]

Y e s

[reef flame]

Italian

[boreal bridge]

Good Memes

Tho they will be dead in 3 daya

Days *

[slow stream]

the 40% on your team

[marsh jetty]

@grave blade The biggest reason is even shown: they built no tanks

[left grail]

Add Antarctic tanks please. I wanna see a leopard seal with a 152 strapped to it

[gentle ibex]

Lol so would i, but people are alrady complaining about the 183, so that godly thing wouldn't go down qell

[warm hatch]

(it works trust me)

[past gulch]

i call my team dad because they are never there

[warm hatch]

🇫

[tidal grove]

OOF

[opaque comet]

When your tiny tank gets shot by a KV-2

[buoyant rain]

[crude coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/327129786273234954/458341915092451329/2cg7un.jpg

[naive elbow]

No

[warm hatch]

Now that's an old meme that hasn't aged well

[sharp rivet]

Has anyone posted this?

[buoyant rain]

[edgy portal]

I made a meme. Fresh garunteed, as well as it not being funny XD

[narrow timber]

One day...

15 geez

[neat minnow]

Oof

[past gulch]

Yolo

[devout tree]

@novel ether dat profile pic

[lean tiger]

look at the gun

[past gulch]

Yoloo

Worth it

I shoot him in air

[sharp shadow]

Yeah nice kef 👌 😂 😂 😂

[short jay]

Damn

[past gulch]

Hi hell

[valid adder]

When you have been forgotten......
(fading)

[sharp shadow]

Tiger KV2?

no

[rustic mountain]

TigerV2 ?

Or KigerV2 ?

[sharp shadow]

none

that is not possible

[vital dock]

German KV2

[sharp shadow]

that is then a traitor not a kv2

[granite berry]

Yes

It's Turret from Kv2 and hull from Tiger

[plain olive]

I already have -_- next ill buy f18 for my birds

[drifting ferry]

R e p o s t

[lunar stump]

One upgunned refrigerator*

[formal stump]

@echo lantern
How do u do that fade effect?

[echo lantern]

@formal stump Wat do you use? Android or IOS?

[formal stump]

@echo lantern
Both

[echo lantern]

I use only Android so I dont know about IOS. But....

You can search PhotoEditor in GooglePlaystore

@formal stump

This

[formal stump]

Kk thnx

[gray arrow]

i mean its a 1500 gold pack with 2 weeks of premium as a benefit

[desert onyx]

Loloooozzzz

I light my cigar with 1500 gold pack

And I can go to weeks without a P

[agile slate]

achievement get!
you can't curse in the server

[stone fern]

LEWDED FBI#8960 was muted

[reef flame]

XD

[sharp shadow]

What did they do

Spamming pings

Rip

I wonder why the other spammer wasn’t muted tho

@sharp shadow

🤣

Use it as your pfp XD please

I know I know blitz related sorry @whole bridge

[stone fern]

Eddie#5923 has been warned.

domek WOT#0439 has been warned.

domek WOT#0439 has been warned.

[sharp shadow]

I couldn’t save it can you send it to me please @sharp shadow

N O

[full shuttle]

Not happening

[tidal grove]

No

[desert onyx]

Mmmm, mommy is that you.. meme cat

[sharp shadow]

No

[stone fern]

ImAGirlWithNudes#4526 was muted

LEWDED FBI#8960 was banned

[warm pier]

Thats not a blitz-meme, not even a tank meme

[versed oak]

looks closely at both buildings

sad thing is it racked me later in the match

[warm pier]

Lol

[edgy portal]

Never trust a hay stack ( -_-)

[digital flame]

@fast pagoda not here. This is for blitz memes

[fast pagoda]

@digital flame these players are memes. their gaming performances make me laugh so that's for sure a meme

[digital flame]

@fast pagoda Lolz

@fast pagoda That bad?

[fast pagoda]

the obj140 didn't even move from the base and he was shooting only HE, not even aiming..

[sharp shadow]

That’s a troll 100%

[digital flame]

Becoz he did not wait for the aiming circle to be smaller. Dam. Only HE? Didn't use other shells? God!!! Total 100% troll

Sigh!!!

Asia server full of complete trolls. Dam

[fast pagoda]

EU, not asia

[digital flame]

@fast pagoda Ohh. I know is actually the Asia server becoz i am from the Asia server

[stone fern]

HERM3S [R1SK]#9594 has been warned.

Parallax9#4313 has been warned.

[sharp shadow]

Its true

[warm warren]

Looks like ill be busy

[edgy portal]

I wish I kept my UE 57 ;-;

And my toaster....

[warm pier]

I kept my toaster and im so glad i did

[warm warren]

It's so fun, especially when you have a platoon of them

[edgy portal]

Yeah, until you see "KV-2" on the enemy tank list >_<

[warm pier]

Snipe and ur golden

[warm warren]

Shoot and scoot

[edgy portal]

Shoot, get tracked, KV-2 starts to get closer and hasn't fired yet...

[warm warren]

Happens all the time

[edgy portal]

But the angle of fire on the gun tho...

Shoot the sun out of the sky with that thing XD

[warm warren]

Flanking in a toaster is the best

Finding the nice, juicy rear end of a kv-1

[edgy portal]

Or the Ammo rack of the enemy KV-1S...

[warm warren]

Used mine for clan wars

[edgy portal]

I haven't done any clan related stuff. Mostly cause I was scouted for a clan I don't have the ability to join as of yet, still like .73% away from the targe WR of 50% to join their FEEDER clan XD

[warm warren]

I'm in a clan with my friends and we play for fun

We don't care about win rate, but we don't blow up on people for not winning

[edgy portal]

I have a 53% 30 day WR, and somehow I loose ONE battle today and it tanks my carrer WR from 49.70 down to 49.33% ;-;

[warm warren]

I don't know my 30wr, don't care really, but my career wr is about 44.95%. down from 45.20% a month ago and up from 42.40% in July

[edgy portal]

I've always bounced around 48%, but recently started getting into a trend where I win more battles as I get a small bit more skilled with the game mechanics....

[reef flame]

Umm... Not upside down?

[violet swan]

Gni’ved Gnbeen Gngnomed

[graceful halo]

no

[gray arrow]

russian bias

[sharp shadow]

Extra Stalin power

[glacial raptor]

Yummy

[arctic plover]

Another russian gameplay

[torpid raft]

lmao

[inland summit]

@white grove see the no nazism rule?

Clearly you know the rules and broke them anyways

[stone fern]

yellow#1837 was banned

[astral forge]

Wow. Watched that live. Good show!

[torpid raft]

oof

[lunar stump]

Ladies and gentlemen, he did it again!

[lunar stump]

Eh, thats your thing

[stone fern]

yeloalt#7158 was banned

[sleek carbon]

[astral forge]

Who pinged me

[bright wedge]

nice art

[tidal grove]

Noice

[bright wedge]

@gray arrow that nickname tho lmao

[tardy breach]

You all know who’s gonna win this fight.

[wooden turret]

Obviously the medium 2

[tidal grove]

8v2, with the medium 2 & m3 stomping the tier 10s all at once.

[stone fern]

TheTingGoes_ESA#2975 has been warned.

[void bridge]

F

[blazing root]

F

[tired latch]

Quack

[tawny lance]

Muah

[obsidian grove]

This channel probably has the highest warned/muted/banned rate in the whole server.

[slow sphinx]

Dividing by zero is solved. Let's say that we have 5:0=0, this is impossible because 0*0=0, and you'll never find 5

[devout tree]

it's a joke

[slow sphinx]

I know. I'm the joke killer😂

[whole bridge]

Not sure how that's blitz or tank related? 🤔

[devout tree]

@whole bridge How you shoot at the grey area of a tank and it doesn't pen

that's what i'm referring to

[whole bridge]

Pen rng

But that not blitz wasn't related to that

Your meme is fine

The joke after isn't tanks or Blitz, and this isn't a channel meant for chat, just for Blitz or tank memes

[devout tree]

so it's neutral?

[whole bridge]

Something like that XD

[whole bridge]

that's too true 😂

[sharp shadow]

Same with bounces at awkward angles : « is that rigged RNG? »

[left grail]

When Spc bounces/absorbs an HE round off it's backside from my Isu, that's Karma for all those poor Sps that didn't bounce/absorb the HE

[sharp shadow]

#StopBullyingSP1Cs

[left grail]

#OnlyWhenIFinallyOwnOne

[uneven storm]

u didnt tell about the tank's name
soo i'l not use the tank

[pale lake]

I use both, they’re both really nice

[sinful estuary]

The pen is just horrible

[fading mountain]

lamest ammorekt ever?

[sharp shadow]

Or best possibly

[modest raft]

Lol I think worst

[sharp shadow]

I bounce too many shots in the fury.

[desert onyx]

Lol

[sharp shadow]

what if I hate the tank

[desert onyx]

My wife does

[sharp shadow]

ok

@sharp shadow sell it lol, it’s the price of 1500 gold normally but with 2 free weeks premium

[sharp shadow]

Welcome to tier 5

[thorny bolt]

I just got on top of a damn train with a heavy tank

Welcom to lag

[sharp shadow]

@sharp shadow why would I sell a tank with 807 battles in it and a 53% WR

Because u said u didn’t like it?

no

I just said I bounce too many shots

I was talking about the picture below

i was talking about the valentine

??? Then what are u questioning me for

I’m talking about the valentine as well lmao

oh

Not the fury XD keep the fury

I dont even have it, I was making a joke because it said valentine

...

ok

[hoary prism]

Only time the Chieftan/95 is good is when its coupla isn’t getting HE penned by my TDS with 150+mm cannons 😂

[pale orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329095795435372545/545267658887790632/image0.jpg

[tough bear]

very spicy meme, approved

[pale orbit]

Discord pictures are broken again so I have to use the link method lol

[tough bear]

it happens like every other day too

[pale orbit]

aDvAnCeD tEcHnOlOgY

[tough bear]

God I miss the old Super_Noodle donation sound now

[spice scaffold]

@fading mountain I saw someone get amo racked with 4HP.

[fading mountain]

Ok so it wasn't that lame

[torn willow]

@hoary prism check this out

[void bridge]

lol

[cold drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/367840865814708234/544874112472973312/image0.jpg

[limber rivet]

I look forward to the next Defender meme

[void bridge]

👌

[modest raft]

Lol

[hallow rune]

oh you too

[hoary prism]

@torn willow That’s what I’m talking about 😂 One time I did that the guy using it actually didn’t know the coupla was a weak point for HE and he asked me how I did what I did and I had to explain the coupla weakness to him

[opaque bone]

@slender prism why do i need to post this?

[slender prism]

h

[opaque bone]

lmao

[slender prism]

[opaque bone]

just a toy ;)))))

[slender prism]

am confuse

[opaque bone]

reeeeheeeee

[slender prism]

was ist das?

[edgy portal]

MY EYES.exe has stopped working

[opaque bone]

lmao

[slender prism]

[opaque bone]

uninstall eyes

[void bridge]

@inland summit we don't need this disturbing stuff..

Aaaaand it's deleted.

[opaque bone]

yeet

[slender prism]

[edgy portal]

Thank iRaik :3
You da best

[hoary prism]

When it's time for the full yeet on deleting eyes.exe

[slender prism]

oof

[shrewd raft]

T 28

[sharp shadow]

Wait what is that in between the houses?

A t95

[covert haven]

A kv2

[drifting ferry]

Strange ... i see death ...

[sharp shadow]

😂

[amber dock]

This farm is where they raise the fledgling tanks into powerful war tigers

[pale orbit]

These are not memes

[floral sinew]

just look at that chad

he is so ready

[fossil parcel]

Ready to he rekt

But it looks like toy car

[gilded stag]

I want a black prince defender

[floral sinew]

black prince with an auto loader?

[gray arrow]

and 400 alpha, 2.5 seconds between each shot, and a 10 second entire clip reload time

[gilded stag]

I bet the red army had a t-34 defender

[sharp shadow]

imagine a T34-85 defender

[warm solar]

ISU-152 Defender

[halcyon fjord]

Proto defender is gonna be bad. Calling it right now.

[gilded stag]

@halcyon fjord why?

[gray arrow]

ill drop some pics

imagine autoloaders on all of these any hightier prem autoloader will be death

[halcyon fjord]

I would buy those camos

Bottom right of the second image, is that a black prince? That thing is already an autoloader

[void bridge]

No, a Gravedigger BP

[amber dock]

Can we not get a 183 autoloader

[floral sinew]

kv2 autoloader when

[inland summit]

This isn’t a chat

[amber dock]

The moderators have confirmed that this chat is only for images

[fossil parcel]

Amx 50b defender
An auto autoloader gun
Would be so nice

[sleek carbon]

152mm autoloader

Instagram memes yay

[sharp shadow]

Not a auto loading kv2

[gray arrow]

autoloading kv2 will just balance the game more

[hoary prism]

No, auto loading Foch(155) to counter 183 spam

Or an auto loading Grille

[fluid verge]

Thats a Foch B my dude

Already a thing

[hoary prism]

On PC, not Blitz

Hey, what about an auto loading Churchill GC?

[undone fossil]

Most balanced autoloader is the black prince

It is already an autoloader

[wooden turret]

How about a 183 that has a reload of 1 second ez

[faint badger]

I wonder if Churchill GOD Carrier has enough room to fit an auto-loader, sure looks like it if the gun breach ain't too big

[undone fossil]

Obj 263 with 4 shell 0.1 sec per clip

[wooden turret]

Grille with t110e3 armor and no weak spot

So basically no weak spots at all

[fluid verge]

Waff. E100 makes its debut inside of wotb as a 70 dollar tank

I wish

[neat minnow]

Wtf E100 is a premium on Chinese server I think

[sharp shadow]

It is it has the 128mm though

[spice scaffold]

How is that a blitz meme?

[rich oar]

Best kv3 ever

[sharp shadow]

WHAT YOU SEE VS WHAT IS ACTUALLY IS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/508641840539631629/545501690514636803/2Q.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/508641840539631629/545501993444311040/154311-8141700.png

[slow sphinx]

😂

[left grail]

Pls don't post the same image twice.
We don't need to picture of the grille 😉

[deft badger]

Wargaming matchmaking is a meme.
Our platoon: wiped out in the first minute

Their platoon: dominated

[left grail]

Demon centurion 😈

[deft badger]

God I hate the centurion

[night night]

Just dominate, too.

Easy win

[dim basalt]

[past gulch]

If someone try to turn around you.
And you are fat...

[turbid peak]

BR?

[foggy oriole]

Time for emergency call

[gilded stag]

???

[turbid peak]

MY MONEY😫

[reef flame]

I have only 4mln

[violet swan]

What if we had the T58 Heavy

[formal stump]

[pale orbit]

You’ve started a war you cannot win

[sinful estuary]

Thats true

[wooden turret]

Lol

[formal stump]

Nice

[sullen lark]

Oof/100

[faint badger]

old

[formal stump]

7/10 meme

[tidal grove]

He organized it right this time

[sullen lark]

Yes

Wait did I send this already?...

[faint badger]

yes

[tidal grove]

I saw it earlier

[sullen lark]

Oooh ok makes sense cuz for me I couldn’t see it so I thought I didn’t even send it

[reef flame]

@sullen lark that is better

[sharp shadow]

Is that god himself?

[faint badger]

long gun

[reef flame]

Grille

[faint badger]

ik

[gray arrow]

you need this

guranteed pen because of the additional russian bias

[sharp shadow]

bounces off UE

[spice scaffold]

Lol

[gray arrow]

T44 Ltwt. Defender

[sharp shadow]

Does it come with the My little pony sticker or is that an attachment

[gray arrow]

defender camo

[sharp shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/435929385674211328/541543795670646794/Screenshot_2019-01-21_at_20.png

The haystack strikes again

[sleek carbon]

Then it would be "Gluten Tag"

[sharp shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/541793829230084147/545726583617617940/20190209_155019.jpg

[sacred perch]

The face you make after destroying two tanks with the same shot / / /

[gray arrow]

seeing this

[sacred perch]

Nice

[devout tree]

I tried lol

I only have Paint 3D

[gray arrow]

made this a while ago

[obsidian grove]

Does this channel allow tank memes?
I mean not really blitz memes

[gray arrow]

Sturer Emil Defender

[severe merlin]

@obsidian grove yeah tank and blitz memes r aloud

[tidal grove]

@scenic pike Hmmm

[left grail]

Why?

[tidal grove]

@devout tree AMX CDC defender. Isn't this already an autoloader?

[devout tree]

well it's french, so most likely it's an autoloader

[tidal grove]

Or close enough to one.

An autoloading autoloader. Would that be a like a helsing with several shells in the clip instead of one(pair of shots)?

[junior steeple]

I love this thing

[scenic pike]

who doesn’t

excuse me @tidal grove why did u edit ur message

[tidal grove]

Hmmmm

I wanted to

Hmmm is a thing I say. Often.

[amber dock]

The CDC is not an autoloader

[neat minnow]

It’s not

[devout tree]

New Zealand tech tree comfirmed

[junior steeple]

Lol

[void gull]

[warm reef]

I stole this one

[agile slate]

@obsidian grove 'prime minister michael joseph savage' lmaooo

[cinder lake]

Bob semple tank is premium tank, auto loader that can deal 1400 damaage in 6 clips with a 0.1 second reload between shoots and with 4.5 second reload of full clip

Top speed of 60mph and has a traverse of 70.89degrees/second

[sharp shadow]

We gonna have a t28 prototype defender tank

[meager hamlet]

RNG explained...

[tropic spindle]

@spice scaffold no, it’s not.

[stone fern]

My Angel Bamboo#3953 has been warned.

James P. Sullivan#2431 has been warned.

FerhatSteel#8593 has been warned.

[whole bridge]

@junior steeple, @gray arrow, @devout tree, @spice scaffold, this is not the #screenshots channel, and those are not memes.

[sharp shadow]

Once i've blocked 4k dmg whit my is5

[strong shale]

Tahst an overall dmg well i blocked 600 dmg from ISU 152 in my T-43

And in T44

[sharp shadow]

What the .....

That rng theory might be legit

[sharp shadow]

Pershing against t95

[floral sinew]

that one full hp teammate fighting the 50 hp enemy be like https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/518330706653609984/545708226692251658/image-183.jpg

[sharp shadow]

Team od dream

[glacial raptor]

oof

[amber dock]

blocking a lot of damage is when you peek out and bounce both a 183 and jageroo shot

[obsidian grove]

Can I post a military meme?
No tanks tho

[digital mesa]

No

[sharp shadow]

Yes but u will get a warning sooo, it its worth seeing yes

[drifting ruin]

@digital mesa are you the real one?

[sharp shadow]

@drifting ruin L E G I T

[digital mesa]

Lol

[sharp shadow]

Can we have a regular meme channel

[undone fossil]

Enemy fuel tank is hit !
Well who fits fuel tanks in turrets of tanks
Ps :thats t49 hesh

[sharp shadow]

its called splash

[undone fossil]

I knw that :/

[sharp shadow]

It’s called wargaming cant put in self sealing fuel tanks

[void bridge]

How is that a meme?

[sharp shadow]

T49 is a meme in its self

[sharp shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/226778972191457280/546014428114583602/50992596_306166163423358_8578966271014988684_n.jpg

War gaming servers

[open spear]

Lol

[faint badger]

yo is that water cooled?

[sharp shadow]

Sure is

[faint badger]

ik that image is a joke but kinda makes sense as well

[tacit mural]

Maybe that explains why people claim this game is going down the drain 🤔

[warm solar]

^ cringes in pain

[sharp shadow]

^ laughs internally

[inland summit]

This isn’t a chat

[sharp shadow]

Then why is it called a text channel

[inland summit]

Try re reading it...

[sharp shadow]

Look if there’s no one distributing memes we have to make our own with text

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/491029395721682944/546046724871815234/67fde66.png

You spelled repost wrong

I thought you were better than this

[vital dock]

Someone took the 🇷 away and put back again when i was finished

[halcyon fjord]

And there are two P's

Good meame

[gentle ibex]

What if you wanted to go to heaven but God said "Its only available through crates"?

[sharp shadow]

Y’all remember when we could donate stuff to other players

[void bridge]

no not really.

[sharp shadow]

Yeah it was short lived

[warm spruce]

Yeah, the gift shop

Bought one of my friends the gold for a TOG

[gray arrow]

this should be a meme

[slender sparrow]

top meme the KV-1S gets 3 more degrees of gun depression using the bigger 122mm than the 85mm or 76mm.

[gray arrow]

tyhats hot

[warm solar]

boom vs pew

[plucky berry]

When you know that you’re gonna lose the battle.

That’s the enemy team btw

[slow stream]

☃ is the real champ here

[serene cape]

Thug life

[spark pendant]

Plot twist the snowman does the most damage

[fluid verge]

When your 3 shot crit is ready and the enemy rhm drives into sight

Plot twist you hit the gun barrel

[spark pendant]

Best slide ever

It just needs to be a few storys taller

[gray arrow]

Hot Chi-tos & Togs

[tawdry parrot]

[tardy breach]

SU-100Y is just contemplating life.

[sharp shadow]

Tank destroyers be like

E 25 on Canal’s big hill

[neat minnow]

any td that climbs canal

[sharp shadow]

Not a T95

Several interesting facts about the Churchill VII
it was not name after Winston Churchill but after one of his ancestors
Had more armor then the tiger/tiger had problems penetrating its armor also
A bicycle can out pace it
The tank can out climb any tank on the steepest of hills
Fairly cramped inside

[devout tree]

The "The tank can out climb any tank on the steepest of hills" is true, I used it on the Mines map and it easily climbed up the whole thing

[tacit mural]

When a Teammate does 238 damage and blames everyone else who did more for losing

[sharp shadow]

🎶The hills are alive with the sound of angry kids in tier 10s🎶

[honest hornet]

Black clover?

Meh, i stopped when the guy’s voice was too obnoxious and makes my ears bleed

[coral steeple]

That makes sense

[neat minnow]

hah

[slow sphinx]

Lol

[grave blade]

@vital dock not even close xd

Gun like that on a car would flip it around im Crossout

[sharp shadow]

Gosh

[sharp shadow]

Quite annoying when the top tier is focusing the bottom ones 🤔

[fading mountain]

it is

[sharp shadow]

Cursed image

[open spear]

Lol

Russian bias

[sharp shadow]

Lol

[sharp shadow]

Return to garage

[inland summit]

@hallow tartan @sharp shadow there’s a wotb ru server if you want to speak Russian

https://discord.gg/cxQNZC

[formal stump]

[weak condor]

Whose that

[tough bear]

a good man

[reef flame]

@inland summit how many wg servers exist?

[inland summit]

Eng and ru

I don’t know of others

[past gulch]

Hm

[scenic pike]

when a dude keeps using anime as meme templates

[tough bear]

You better be lucky I'm not using that in my meme templates. (but shhh this isn't blitz related)

[sharp shadow]

@inland summitWe are sorry and we was speaking ukrainian and thanks for server

[inland summit]

No problem!

[pulsar copper]

Discrimination

[sharp shadow]

*maus

[past gulch]

I know. I forgot to change it

Funfact: i am from germany

[sharp shadow]

No I wanna see the original

Volume 1

[amber dock]

Someone yesterday said they were going to report me and another guy for 2v1’ing him and we were going to get disqualified

[tropic spindle]

😂

[sharp shadow]

True

[mint thicket]

its a good tank

[untold field]

Bruh

[mint thicket]

but not in blitz

[floral sinew]

a 210mm pen shot with the RHM

[gentle ibex]

You probably hit the left plate, which is a low chance of pen

Armour inspector says about 30% chance of pen at that angle on the left plate

[haughty pasture]

Or the small bit of red near the turret

[gentle ibex]

Its unlikely based off the position of the aiming circle, but still possible

[sharp shadow]

Could you send a gif of when you shot

[inland summit]

@turbid peak how is that Blitz related?

[digital plaza]

is that even a meme?

[sharp shadow]

It’s what’s inside hesh shells

[gentle ibex]

@inland summit thats just tempting for people to do something slightly different

[inland summit]

I don’t need an excuse when everyone is off topic

[open spear]

We don't have off topic chat for do aleatory things

[inland summit]

You do

#off-topic-discussion

[gentle ibex]

We bow down to your power, master

[devout tree]

uhhh #off-topic-discussion plz

[open spear]

if the chat is for memes, let them put funny things here

It's what i think right

[warm solar]

blitz memes

it's in the name

[open spear]

If it's BLITZ memes so destroy memes of the classic wot because it isn't BLITZ

[sharp shadow]

Can i post about Chupy?

Can i?

[open spear]

Idk

[warm solar]

well the mods did say it has to pertain to tanks

so I think regular WoT might be fine

[sharp shadow]

I got a chupy in my backyard

[warm solar]

IQ -100

[latent depot]

Yes

[devout tree]

nice, you stoled my meme

[sharp shadow]

Botting account

[digital plaza]

No naming&shaming

[halcyon fjord]

But it's actually a good meme

Quality memes get the repost pass. Togs activating adrenaline do not get the repost pass.

[modest raft]

https://goo.gl/images/8LwfW4

[light plover]

There are two endless things in the world: the universe and human stupidity. Maybe it's not?
Maybe I don't get muted for this......

[hoary prism]

In response to that boardroom meeting meme, we really could use some better graphics, jus sayin

[onyx arrow]

Should not expect good graphics for a mobile game

[digital plaza]

This game has the best graphics for any mobile game i've played

[modest raft]

I do

[digital plaza]

Max graphics not satisfying you?🤔

[hoary prism]

Lel, u should see Grid on mobile

[sullen lark]

He does have good depression though

[hoary prism]

Considering the competition for WOTB, Armored Warfare, has dynamic suspension, I don’t see why we can’t have that

[sharp shadow]

Or challenger 2s

[hoary prism]

I’m just talking graphics comparison, not tanks

[sharp shadow]

Armoured warfare is competing with PC

And PC has good graphics compared to armoured warfare

[hoary prism]

There’s a mobile version, I just remembered it’s called Armored Warfare Assault, that’s what it’s called

[sharp shadow]

Oh it’s looks pretty bad from the AppStore view

[hoary prism]

It’s not that bad when you turn all the graphics to max, but Blitz has some things that are better graphics wise over that game, I was just saying, that game has dynamic suspension, and we don’t, and I don’t see why we can’t have it

[sharp shadow]

Ye

[sharp shadow]

inserts maus

[hoary prism]

But 183 has HESH

[sharp shadow]

You know the maus was planned to have a 150mm gun

[open spear]

What? Why delete my image?

[rain kayak]

how is that a meme

[hoary prism]

He didn’t have a caption, but I got what he was getting at

[rain kayak]

k

feel free to post it again

[open spear]

1945 dmg and "Let's finish this war" (ww2 finish in 1945)

[hoary prism]

Yeah, I actually laughed at that a bit, not outrageously, but I found it funny

[reef flame]

🤔

[hoary prism]

Inb4 ppl see the iron cross on it

[sharp shadow]

Captured

[hoary prism]

I know

[sharp shadow]

For science

[copper harbor]

How to get that tank

?

[warm pier]

Its not out yet

[sharp shadow]

Great “MEME”

[copper harbor]

K

No

USUS

[harsh jackal]

I’ve never heard of the 38 Krupp. Never seen it too.

[warm solar]

the 38 krupp vaguely reminds me of a T-25 and a Pz. IV combined

[sharp shadow]

It was a widely used tank

When I got this game for the second time in 2017 it was there so it’s obviously one of the first premiums or something

[floral sinew]

spotted medium tank
kv2:

[sharp shadow]

Kv-2 was a bunker buster
Rarely ever fought against other tanks

[olive chasm]

Maus didn’t either, but.....

[gray arrow]

except for that time in russia when it held up a tank division

[olive chasm]

That was speculation...

The brits put it together after they bombed the factory

[sleek carbon]

Could've been a KV-1

[thin tundra]

I was tackled by my uncles

[white nest]

Can I join I have the GC

[sharp shadow]

Same

And technically their your grand children

[white nest]

Isn't it Russian

[royal patio]

RNG being nice?

[red quail]

How is the upper plate the most penetrable part of the tank? (Supposing that white line is the ricochet).

[tardy breach]

Idk I didn’t research anything I just tried to make a meme.

[red quail]

Well before you research it, it's good to know that your upper plate is one the the strongest parts of the tank.

[sharp shadow]

How not to poach 101

[wooden turret]

Lol

[hollow geode]

srsly?

@inland summit ^

[stone fern]

GreenKarma#2057 was muted

[junior steeple]

I want this for blitz add the gun

[sharp shadow]

My mans got muted for saying the P wOrD

[junior steeple]

Oof whats the word dm me

[sharp shadow]

Male genitialia @junior steeple

[junior steeple]

Oof

@sharp shadow

[sharp shadow]

Y his head so small

[junior steeple]

Why his body so big

[warped summit]

That’s a good one but it’s a repost. Sad. It’s like that because people who are generally bigger move slowly and so does the AT-2 and the gun is quick and close to the tank

[pure wagon]

xd

[warped summit]

Explanation but when you realize they where kidding lol

[obsidian grove]

Big man smol gun

AT-2

[tacit mural]

How to keep effectively keep your team from going town:

[cunning basin]

No you need to use a flamethrower that will make them not go in town

[violet geyser]

As long as they dont ditch half the team idc where they go

[sharp shadow]

Churchill crocodile

[cold drift]

OP

Has gun and flamethrower where is the balance here

[obsidian grove]

100 metre max firing range

[dry hollow]

Nice blitz memes

[sharp shadow]

Hi

[formal stump]

When you side scrape in ur e100 and enemy keeps shooting the angled sides and thicc tracks
noice

[formal stump]

Vk 100.p wants to know your location

[mortal meadow]

Lol

[whole bridge]

@royal patio this is not the #screenshots channel

And generally, this is not a channel for chit-chat. It's just for posting memes of tanks and blitz. Take any other subject elsewhere 👌

[tropic spindle]

I already have it, with the camo 😂
Also I swear that’s a HOTWHEELS city

[normal basin]

What a good me tho 😂

[stone fern]

Freddy#7063 has been warned.

[untold field]

Lol

[sharp shadow]

When you don't use protection^

[mint thicket]

cute tretrach

[pure herald]

23 Tetrarchs... Hmm...

[sharp shadow]

Feels bad man lmao

[sharp shadow]

?

[open spear]

I dont understand your meme 😕

[left grail]

Initial D song.

[sharp shadow]

Lol my jam when I play RU

How he can drift? That's tank not whelled vechicle 🤔

Have you ever driven an LTTB ? This thing drifts like nothing

Yes, but that is game

[left grail]

Track a lttb while it's drifting. It'll 360 no scope you in retaliation

[sharp shadow]

?
T-44-100 is in the game too

@thorny bolt #replays

[orchid sparrow]

Psst... hey is me, MadDude1337... please cover me, there's KV-2 hunting me

[dim basalt]

shouts at Kv2 He's Here Dude

[orchid sparrow]

Well [Censored]

[dim basalt]

stop

you've violated the law,pay the court a fine or pay with your blood

[warm pier]

Since when is there bots on live servers???

@sharp shadow

[open spear]

@sharp shadow i think wotb don't have bots

[hardy bloom]

Yes it does.

New accounts go against bots in pub games for a bit
though hes just insulting them lmao

[sharp shadow]

You can tell it’s a bot if they have 3-6 letters, 4 numbers, and are clanless.

While there are exceptions, the majority are bots

[open spear]

Maybe it's only aleatory noobs

[frosty smelt]

How is this blitz memes?

[open spear]

That's the correct question

[sharp shadow]

You after 268?

[open spear]

Ya

Why?

[sharp shadow]

Just wondering

[open spear]

I dreamed with this tank so i will complete my dream

[sharp shadow]

Oh

[open spear]

FBI is coming

[dim basalt]

@sharp shadow bush did it

[sharp shadow]

It was an inside job

[vital dock]

Iam here who call me?

[sharp shadow]

lol

[open spear]

Lol

[sharp shadow]

Terrible memes

[vivid grove]

Mabye all the good ones were already posted:/

[stone fern]

MichaelWittmann#8460 has been warned.

__Emperor [MRKVM]#8866 has been warned.

[open spear]

Bltz bot blamed wot la la la la la

[wet barn]

FR ?

[open spear]

@strange orchid last year i stopped to play wotb, when i started to play again, i opened a chest and boom

A su-100y

[strange orchid]

nice

[tardy breach]

Figure 1.

Figure 2.

RNGesus’ third law.

[south delta]

Nice shot

[tardy breach]

Thanks.

[sharp shadow]

Last game guy is me

[amber dock]

SU-100y? More like SU-100y u do dis

[sullen lark]

My absolute masterpiece

[whole bridge]

@plucky berry that's not a blitz nor a tank meme

[oak rivet]

🤔

[plucky berry]

Sorry

[warm solar]

when I play the LTTB with speed boost activated

[plucky berry]

The upgraded LTTB^^

[stone fern]

Impact#4945 has been warned.

[oak rivet]

🤔

“Non blitz/tank meme” and what is that car gif

[whole bridge]

That has a blitz-related caption with it, which in effect makes it a blitz-mems

[oak rivet]

Then if I typed “when I ammo rack a tank” in my gif then it’s acceptable?

[hoary prism]

Yeah, cause some people either can’t find the relevant meme for what they’re tryna joke about or they can’t photoshop their own meme

[devout tree]

When you ammo rack the Maus

with the first hit

[warm solar]

yay I passed the blitz meme check 😀

[sharp shadow]

Your face when you get 7 kills
Imagine very shocked face
(Bam, passed meme police)

When you're playing the T49 at 1 hp and have 5 HE shells left and the map is Mines

[wheat owl]

And then you realize you're the last player on your team standing.

[hoary prism]

Fast and Furious: Tankyo Drift

[warm solar]

they should make that tank go "kachow" when it speeds by another tank

[copper harbor]

T44100

"Put out the fire!!!"

[hoary prism]

Other tanks to T44100: “Stop, drop and roll!! STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!”

[cunning basin]

Rip

[jolly egret]

Honestly you should be able to customize the abilities for mad games. One passive, one active.

So we have ru 251s going over 200kmh

Because +200% speed boost

[cunning basin]

Oh god

That is why we can’t customize our abilities

[real plank]

i just felt my love

[hoary prism]

@cunning basin Imagine having a customizable ability in Mad Games that increases reload speed and you are able to use it on say, 183 and it decreases reload to like, 5 seconds for a 30 sec period XD XD

[cunning basin]

XD

[gray arrow]

thanks @real plank

[real plank]

LOL

'that was one of ours'

[sharp shadow]

Lol

[gray arrow]

drifti boi

[real plank]

Lowe: flame u say?
i need that

[pale orbit]

You kids better not steal my OC

[sharp shadow]

That ain't nothin to steal

JK I only joke with you bb

If anyone is using the Chinese TDs, you gotta sit back and snipe and hope you dont get raped by lights flanking

[tardy breach]

Russian bias

[random stump]

It does have better armor

[pure herald]

And it’s slower

[random stump]

Of course

[opaque comet]

One seems a bit smaller

[pure herald]

But why are they using derps?

[warm solar]

gotta love the 30mm of HE pen

[random stump]

Ew

Worst gun in game..

[copper harbor]

Oof

[random stump]

Youre forced to use it on kv2 stock and cant do anything except dmg toasters and nashorns.. even then it can fail...

[warm solar]

I free xp'd past it

right to the 150mm

[copper harbor]

Kv2 the best kv tank

[mint bloom]

@copper harbor check this out

[neat minnow]

IRL the Russian 122mm HE could knock off a turret, but ofc blitz can't do that because it isn't realistic

[whole bridge]

guys, this is not a chat-channel

go chatter elsewhere, please

[undone fossil]

#vehicles-discussion

[true summit]

[left grail]

[true summit]

lol #delete nitro emotes

[left grail]

Don't have nitro.

[true summit]

[left grail]

I wanna make a blitz meme but can't think of one atm. Anybody got a good one?

[true summit]

maybe a T49 blowing up themselves?

[sleek carbon]

[left grail]

It has returned

[viral cedar]

@here any good photo shoppers plz photoshop the T44100 flame into Tokyo drift plz

And then ping me plz

[agile slate]

@viral cedar a dude posted this yesterday

[viral cedar]

It’s beautiful @agile slate thanks

Wish;I could photoshop lol

[agile slate]

not mine lol found it here in general

[copper harbor]

🦀

[odd zodiac]

When you're BT-2 and your Chasing a BT-7

[short jay]

dies

[short jay]

LOL

[warm pier]

Thats warthunder not wot not wotB

[shell axle]

Hello

[warm pier]

Uhhh hi

[sharp shadow]

Ok can we call this a total meme ?

[unreal plover]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wot-blitz-comet-6th-sense-Av3pBkB9uvSddtNNJV

[inland summit]

@sharp shadow I have 2 raider medals

[sharp shadow]

How

[inland summit]

Og rockfield

[sharp shadow]

Ic now

Back when T18 was broken and you could go up that hill, good times

[sharp shadow]

Raider medals are particularly easy at times

I legit almost got one as a tog but an LTTB kamikazed me

[open spear]

Is this a tank russian bias or an airplane russina bias?

[sharp shadow]

WoTB : gets updated
Its community

[open spear]

Best twin since 1943

[sharp shadow]

Yeah but wg only makes you fire one gun

The kv-2 turret would just be a French td cupola

[open spear]

Uhm

Put angle in the Ferdinand's armor, put a BL-10 and the same engine of maus

Bang u have a tier 10

[sharp shadow]

With a tier 6 cupola

[open spear]

delete cupola

[sharp shadow]

I’ll use he under the gun to start a fire

[crude crag]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-upset-frown-sad-face-look-away-gif-5693995

[drifting ruin]

Repost pls

[tiny flame]

@winter python

[reef pendant]

I didn't choose the Stug life

the Stug life chose me

[hoary prism]

Lol, when u ARE the meme XD

[reef pendant]

Yes

When u have no friends so u play with 2 devices

[sharp shadow]

you broke the system

[wooden turret]

thats next level sad right there

atleast you have 2 life now

[plucky berry]

When you have over 500 scout medals in a heavy tank^^

Rip screenshot was to high

[hardy bloom]

well its a pretty mobile heavy. And its tier 4 so no one knows how to pen you so you can rush their spawn 😆

[violet geyser]

@sharp shadow I'd block out there name name shaming isnt aloud

[plucky berry]

Is this what we call a sealclubber?

[sharp shadow]

Yes

[amber dock]

That isn't a seal clubber, that is the seal clubber

[hardy bloom]

he invented seal clubbing

Fr though that guy has played a tier three more times than i have played the game in 4 years

[plucky berry]

Can you even imagine how much exp he has in that tank😂

[hoary prism]

Probably enough to research every other tank in the game XD

[plucky berry]

Haha yeah

[flint crag]

No, it’s this guy

[hardy bloom]

How do you not get bored of tier 1

[amber dock]

we must find the four horsemen of seal clubbing

[hoary prism]

Well, we've found three so far I think

[inland summit]

I could give out two of the best but naming and shaming

[hoary prism]

Can't u crop the photos? Or no?

[tardy breach]

Yes you can.

[sharp shadow]

MS-1 was the best tier 1 change me mind

It’s APCR could pen a maus

[devout stratus]

I dont remember but i think it was t7 car that once had max pen rate of 7 you could rarely pen a tier 1 tank

[sharp shadow]

I think it was the FT’s machine gun

Yeah the gun that killed your crew

That’s actually the only time all of my crew has been killed

[mortal meadow]

Nobody:
Wot blitz community: matchmaking sucks

[small stag]

Nobody:
Wot blitz community: frikin nub lern to playy

[hardy bloom]

Nobody:
Wargaming: cHiNeSe TaNk DeStRoYeRs

[past gulch]

Goldplayers got a better matchmaker.
Me: still lose

Pay to win issnt true!

[formal stump]

My premium time is over
😦

[past gulch]

I still have 50 days

[honest lava]

I have more than 20 days of premium and I don’t want to waste it

[hoary prism]

Gud pun hear

[sharp shadow]

Omg

[hoary prism]

These comics can actually be pretty funny tbh

[sleek carbon]

DEUS VULT

[topaz nest]

Time to retake jeruzalem

[cerulean dagger]

But the pope in in Italy

[tardy breach]

Trying to scare off a OP tier Nine by looking OP

[hoary prism]

@sleek carbon YES!

MURICA!

[sharp shadow]

@tardy breach wait a minute

[warm solar]

@tardy breach how to make a premium look like a even more broken premium

[gray arrow]

holy heck another rear placed turret

[pale shadow]

@past gulch I got my friend 300 days of. Premium

[torpid raft]

BRO

be my fren

[sharp shadow]

No, be my Valentine

[torpid raft]

❤

[opaque comet]

Heck

[warm solar]

Honk

[torpid raft]

hecc

[sharp shadow]

“German style” hon hon hon hon hon

[warm solar]

that's french

[neat minnow]

^^

[sharp shadow]

Spy

[tacit mural]

What is happening in this channel

[hoary prism]

So that’s where his rocket went

[random stump]

Is that the bt in background or a pz2?

[sleek carbon]

Bt

[hoary prism]

Hue hue hue hue

[sharp shadow]

https://youtu.be/ssyJLUdDl7I

When you ammorack 4 tanks in a row

[plucky berry]

Nah, the Thug Life song would fit better

[plucky berry]

Ivan, they call it special effects