#general-blitz-discussion
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haha unfunny joke from years ago
this is exactly why I prefer zero two over minato
Oh noooo, whatever will I do
Sounds like a skill issue
I was gonna buy the angler fish camo but that looks ugly.
starcatcher is the superior option hands down
sounds like a you issue if you can't look past the meme factor and see things as is
sure Caliban is fun, hitting people for 860 and all that
Hey y’all guess who can’t have fun with Caliban and put shots on enemy at the same time
hey guess who judged someone else too early without listening first
man i do not need this on my plate today, all i'm gonna say is Caliban is fun but objectively does not have a good HESH round when compared to other tier 8 HESH tanks
Brudda the only reason y Caliban is meme ish is due to the reload and honestly… user fault 😐
Accuracy and shell velocity.
bros tweaking out over a meme and then says "i dont need this on my plate right now" when he gets pressed about it
The lil e got booped by dev
everyone must oblige to boop an lil e spotted in pubs 🫡😤
i'm getting paid per bait bruh just let me do this
Facts
what is the worst thing i can say rn that will keep this argument going
Tru but honestly I’d add accuracy… due to user fault
Bet bro try’s lobbing from cross map like a TD 🤣
I don't, never
what, nah hold up what was that
nah man even i don't do that, it's called a heavy tank for a reason, gotta get close and personal

true
😂 👍 
silly clan slave spotted on the left?!?
I hit both of those btw.
Jin watched
hawt dawg that was a decent lead
progetto 66
i kinda wish Caliban can carry more than 25 shells ngl, so it would be better in Big Boss
I can also hit both 😝
actually not just the Caliban, just british tanks in general, they're allergic to having good shell capacity for some reason, with a few exceptions
you either have a lot of shells, like on the Centurions, or barely any at all like the Conqueror, 35 is just barely enough
480p recording is crazy
discord compression on apple device do be like that. This should be 1600p 😮💨
i suck at this game fr
yeah fr, discord are rats for this
no, they tunnelled you
nah im actually garbage
imagine dying so badly in jag and su
those heavies popped out of nowhere
my record time is 50 seconds in the VK 28.01, beat that
can't be worse than me LOL
yet even after i saw them i didn't bother moving away
i just had my brain on autopilot
record 12 sec with Conway ask the guy i played with in platoon lol :))
you had 4 tanks on you
almost impossible to escape that
must've been fun
i could easily escape
not so lol
don’t be harsh on yourself
im a honest person
🫤
Ew you use apple product
only an ipad pro... cause student discount, and because it's unfortunately the best tablet in the market
this guy plays mobile when he has a gaming laptop smh
I'll keep balling with my Nintendo Switch, thanks 🙏
yeah no... im not playing on pc unless they remove the 120 fps cap 😌
why do u need above 120fps
why not
why not
brother
and it's not like you'd toon with me even if I went on pc smh. You know half the reason I joined void was cause of you right? 🥺
I do love the clan tag though, doesn't get more gorgeous than that
man when is WG going to add the ARMT
you keep baiting me with this and yet we never toon... 😮💨
Ducktective from grafity falls love that tv show
I'm just Jin's backup toonmate. 
maybe im the female manipulator
I play mostly solo tbh, cause duckk is too good. He'd steal all my dmg
im not even that good of a player. i just crash out on everyone when we lose
blue winrate privilege
bro.. you know you were like that ONE player I looked up to as a 2500 wn8 bozo right?
As long as I do the best on my team, I dont really care if I win or lose.
Probably the only reason Jin toons with me. I'm good moral support after a devastating loss 
Well that and I'm maining funny chinese superheavies and Jin likes stealing my damage.

Where were you when I need you smh
being a true blue winrate means realizing that your team doesn't have 6 morons, it's 7
I'll legit toon with most people unless they're seriously uncarryable
You're pretty hard to carry, yourself 
Damn he just called you fat
ehe... well you know me... I'm a greedy dmg farmer

The only time I carried Jin was in my M60.
Really weird.
What can I say, I'm a silly goober myself. Can't control the urge to yolo and throw my tank away sometimes 😮💨
? when was this
i am not a role model lmao, just read my chat logs
jin thats not nice
idc, I still wanted you as a toonmate
Don’t forget the armor piercing bullets
Loser
actually ill just post my logs in clan chat, go check how many times ive said words that start with F and N
Someone’s jelly
I hate that thing called Jin 😡
words like Fun
I genuinely do not care, I still looked up to you as a player.
Jin translates to demon, i with ya
You mean Djinn?
hm... depends which language ig. But the Jin in question here is for gold
Same pronunciation
i thought it was Jintama or something like that one funny guy from that one anime
damn , never trusted her from day 1
wn7 or wn8
Yea, gold ammo abuser.
Stupid Ho-Ri main 
Wait, that’s a girl??
awh ily bb <33
lets go toon together in our type 5 heavies
jk
idk
Either way, IT cannot be trusted
its very scary
He's pretty trustworty to me.
Prolly cuz I bought him stuff 
Ok sugar daddy
hmm u are not trust worthy either
bet, if I ever get my hands on one I'll be your meatshield, as I have always promised 💜
better not be like tinoy though... using my vz as a meatshield only to do less dmg than me in a leo 💀
Calling me a liar is personal.
You sure you wish to continue?
Don’t be like this guy
i never said u are liar 
thats cuz tinoy throws
i love him but he throws sometimes
How long is he banned for?
Well he needs content somehow
why would he be banned? he makes funny dumb plays sometimes, he doesnt intentionally throw
I meant on here
but the goober is gone now 😭
tinoy is banned here? idk why, moderation here is mid he prolly said a mild swear
just saying that if i join a server that disables all emote reactions, i know what kind of server it is

no he's not even in void anymore is he... quit the game
Knowing some of the emotes from other servers I'm in, I genuinely cant blame them
oh yeah i forgot LMAO he crashed out in clan chat and deleted his discord profile
Jin is in void
So uncivilized
Ikr what a nub
i think part of it might have been me redlining in my 183 and deleting him from 550 meters on desert sands and then posting the ss in clan chat after
@sterile finch the p'er is such a bad tank. You didnt ask or anything, but I felt the urge to tell you
Does anyone have a spare keys?
the what tank?
I threw the keys away
Bummer
p 43 er
Jin cant find me in random battles because if he did, he'd get sent directly to hell with no mercy 
Typical French
I played that tank as a newbie years ago... but it was alright if I remember correctly. Nothing special, just meh
Nooo
Well, it fell off. It was super good a bit ago, but it doesnt slap the same anymore
I don't care a whole lot about low tier anyways 😭 I just free xp them
15 days until we get the anniversary reward crates.
sorry they’re gone
they're good for wn8 farming, but it makes my average dmg tank.
15 days? that's pretty early...
Already ???
may 5th is the anniversary.
everyone gets a free waffen f10 on anniv trust
I would hope they actually do it on the anniversary for once but its wg
Time flying as fast as a 4005 eating through HP in mad games
u have controll of hell ?
That would be nice
I hope they give the prowler or the type 5
No.
But he has the money.
And you'd be surprised to see how easy it is to make someone disappear with that kind of power
Jerma knee,
your account ain't even that old, you'll get the 7 or 8 year box at best. Enjoy your rammer 🗣️ 🔥
i hope he disappear most people depression 
wee
ill get another avatar that ill never use and 800 gold, i can finally change my name to something else
I do wonder what the 11 year anniversary box will contain... I got a free concept last year lol
free somua sm
i got a 1 avatar and 500K creds
a smasher
what could possibly be better than a c1b ?
@sterile finch r u on rn? im just playing the type 5
The 50 100 is on the tech tree bruv.
Its free and its better
I got off not long ago but for you... I'd do anything
Awww
You'll have to stow away your tofu box if you wanna play with me though... I'll leave the decision to you
tofuu
🤨 🏳️🌈
errr
freaky ahh
Average blitz discord moment


I turned off same control mode just to bully you in my hori ehe
crazy
Sup
How do you like type 5? is it decent?
Bruh whatt
not allowed to talk about it but my guess is that itll be inevitably put into crates with criminally low drop chances
same as the waffen f10, wg is probably going to keep releasing gimmick tanks in crates to milk more money
Tbf
accept toon invite or u have 40% winrate
Wargaming does love money
Remember this image with turreted JPE100?
Type 5 brings this meme to life.
You just need to check its stats on Blitzkit
omg a dev
what is the easter egg for?? I desperately need to know
Maybe it will resurrect one of your sold premium/collectable tanks for free idk
Can i ask something?
IF IT DOES IM SO HAPPY Either getting my annihilator or my MLE back
Why the Type 5 Heavy is collector dude? I guess i will grind it in WoT...line killed again here sadly...
Because wargaming has no desire
Don't they have enough money?
Wg already said that the type 5 (and family) doenst fit on blitz. The entire branch is way too big for the game. Even the tier 5 is gigantic in raw size.
But they thought maybe just ONE tank won't hurt the game you know what i mean?
And also...just like the WT E100. They need to keep money coming to the game so they can keep funding the development of Reforged
I get it why its going to be a collector, but still man, Maus still alone, sadly in the tech tree..
O-I Exp. is actually only about VK 100.01 size, well it's way wider but it's around the same height
change my mind: Wargaming should just scrap reforged. Waste of resources that could be used to make the mapes larger AND FIT THE TYPE 5
I'm currently at O-Ni in WoT, but i would have been happier if i see it as a tech tree in WoTB
they poured too much resources into Reforged already, they're not backing out no matter what anyone says, though you could still change what's gonna be in Reforged
lol, lmao even
Ok
The attachment has more depression than the tank
I think the same, Reforged should be redesigned, remove the happy paint and other stuff, have the BASE game as rn, have larger maps and 10v10.
Larger maps on mobile.Yah ok
Lowkey that sounds boring
Because bringing a circus into a tank game isnt?
Isn’t it alr a circus in your eyes? 🧐
Clown players yep
well i mean the game already is 🤣
Then why you care 💀
I always had B plan after i heard reforged.
Why? I played a lot of years, spent a lot of time, made great friends together with the game, and i would not like seeing it go down
B plan is delete game?
Yeah exactly what they should do
And oh yes trust me there will be a lot of player leaving it.
Yeah, go play WoT and WT
War Thunder Mobile and MWT but they won't scratch the same itch as WoTB
Fr also reforged don’t seem to bad ngl
Seems like a medical issue
After reforged, a lot of people will change their opinion trust me, it not, then i was wrong.
The whole thing should be deleted along with all the gambling
Gambling is truly crazy
reforged seems alright to me, it's a bit sad that tech tree would be gone but it is what it is, and the commanders just need a little tweaking
Gambling is one thing you can't stop, any game or irl
there is a option where you can turn back on tech tree. in 3 different ways
That’s what the ultra test was for 😭 to hear feedback I remember when it was going on people thought it was the final product and was raging
I don't know yet, sorry.
Hmmm they can remove the gambling (loot boxes) in Belgium
I don't like the commander stuff btw, i would like to see the crew just like in WoT tbh.
cool, anyway and for people that complains about the game being "too vibrant and cartoony", you can turn the saturation value on your phone or monitor down, and make it all sad and grayed out just like real life
i just came to check if reforged is canceled, is it?
no
Nope
🤷🏼♂️
I’m gonna buy wargaming and cancel it
Plan B is buy WG
see you in few more months for my yearly checking
i'm neutral on reforged, it is what it is
i tried that already
🫡
It’s being tested rn so any feedback is appreciated for them maybe you’ll get your chance to make the game in your vision
How much did you offer
i gave mine
🚽
1 fresh baked bread
My feedback was almost the same as others so I had nothing extra to add
"reforged is bad 😠 😠 😠" my brother in christ it's called a supertest for a reason
I shall offer 2
does anyone know what i can even do with this egg
Already made my first million. They got me as the cover for WoTB Reforged, they named me IS-4, i'm 44 bro
wait
Crack and scramble
Obviously nothing as it says nothing
here we go again with the egg, dude it does nothing but clutter up your collectible tab, unless WG decides to pull out a last-minute change
for?
not even the dev knows 💀
for get 1K gold and nothing else
🕵🏼
sure.... there are better games anyway
probably like earlier on new year where having a certain collectible would give you rewards at the end of the year
maybe
bro, they add egg and open it at christmast?
It is bad even call of duty popups mobile is better
aight, see you on war thunder mobile or some random tank games i never heard of
to open it. or you can try and tap it 1million times. maybe it will help
does anyone have gameplay of atac? i could only find 1 on youtube and it was a teammate spectating
i was hoping it would give a free premium tank
👀
no one knows whats inside. well the devs know whats inside, but thats it
Pixel art: 🗿
guys heres one video of it i could find https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqYjVDDyO8s
ATAC is a new light Tank in #wotblitz
I said early, it contains your hopes and dreams
who said mobile 
WG usually choose members of a well-known comp clan for tank supertests
burger
there are youtubers, clantester and supertester
why is there a big flying something on my monitor stand?
W game tbh
oh yeah i forgot about press accounts and randomly choosen testers

I see you
there is nothing random. only who in the clan tests can be random
damn i got it wrong again, it is what it is i suppose
???
its not a known topic. so its fine
do you not know, or are you not allowed to tell
anyway im going to bed. before someone else asks about eggs👀
???
i see you too
well well well
Listen idc, give the type as a collector, but i know the ammorack, i won't care how much they will cry for that one.
also gotta say yall didnt belive me when i said they will add type 5 into blitz, anyway i dont bother ofc cuz they are greedy for money
Ok
cool story
i know them very well
Get a load of this guy
and we shouldn't get more of you tbh, the guy is right, just like the rest of us.
i was hoping for an entire branch but just Type 5 is fine i guess
Rather hear myself than you cry and complain 😭 ✌️
swore wg said they wasnt going to add
atleast i'm not a weeb
At least I’m not a weeb 🤓☝️
95% of people said, when they do such thing you know things are going bad
i dont care about it either, even if it was a tech tree i wouldnt play it anyway
I would, but not as much as my beautiful IS-4
WG 's mother is maked by BLACK MAGIC
forgotten tank
wotb = tanki online (atleast tanki has good memories)
Also probably a heavy tank with better DPM will eat type 5 xd
first video as a YTber gets type 5: MAUS VS TYPE 5 HEAVY!444444!!
Unreal
also yall expect youtubers to give true opinion on updates, they earn money from it i dont belive they will go against it💀
Ok
maus is just a sponge that takes damage
its still in testing
If that thing gets released as it is it will dominate casual matches.
Bruv it is pretty much a jageroo with turret. You can't fumble the bag with that thing
it will be good for some period so wg can get money and then nerf (learn from history)
idc what it is because its collector and its going to be ''unfair and broken'' xD, but any heavy tank with better dpm will eat it.
A grade tactic
i mean i would do that cuz people are naive
I mean techinically u get an advantage even if for a few months
New tier X tanks releases
Vehicle way too good
Dominates pubs
Dominates competitive scene
Wg nerfs it
Vehicle now mid.
its going to be just like the WT AUF E100 in WoT
yeah and then 50$ (minimal) will sit in garage
Money is money
maybe lesta will have it as a tech tree one, but i dont play the RU version of it
time=money, you are giving your time working so you can spend more time playing game
you are spending double than you think
Technically im giving time for quality
especially imagine buying car and manufactuer comes and swaps engine for weaker one
Dont play much lol
atleast gaijin listens sometimes and actually did good last few year...i'm sorry WG but if this is what you do, then yk..
since review bombing they are chill
They added unfair things
review bombed
changed
player base happy
ok but srsly when was the last op release? type?
What is the legendary Easter egg?
random useless thing
U can exhange It for a hug
Thanks thought so
i came here since i saw the easter event, like what the hell churchill? damn
Well anyway that word is banned then ig.
Imagine a bug on your desk.
done.
easter egg explained.
meh it will be prob some useless crate
like the lotto xd
some event in future that will give you boosters
GG bbl
the c word was banned that happens to also be the d word
Is7 is pretty op imo!
Almost as op as the is8...
Just got it a few weeks ago.
Got both of the IS brothers, love them.
WHO WANTS TO CUDDLE IN FURSUITS???
I don’t have a fursuit sorry
yea definitly no.
Ah so you're the person making furry rp training rooms
I see
I didnt play this gamesience jan.
How many exist on EU lol
did they add the super heavy Japanese tanks yet?
Still on testing, but its gonna be a tier X collector, not a tech tree
Tank* open your wallet bubba
I saw someone in one of my games use it
how do i apply for supertesting
It’s in testing rn
it was cool and fun to play with(the player)
Exactly.
Before that it was the Vickers i believe?
Poor Vickers is unrecognizable from the release iteration of the vehicle.
Only the FV301 remains
well i will go sleep, remove that bug out of my desk, and keep dreaming about WoTB get better 😂
Gn y'all stay safe
Rino is op especially on launch, but the last obnoxiously broken one would have been type 71 yes
But even some premium/collectable tanks
Strv K
Amx m4 54
And previously buffed tech trees like Sheridan, bat chat, t100 LT. Wz 113 G ft.
The light tanks are always trading competitive spotlights
rino certainly was good, but i don't think it was op
its pretty balanced rn imo and it arguably got buffed last balance
No
There was a string of tier 10s in a row that were all op
Type, t100, 60tp, m6 yoh, and that's not even accounting for some of the collectors like strv
is their any ways to get a premium tank for free rn or no such easter event
well the lockboxes can give tanks and there are some free keys
but its like 3% drop
Practically everyone was ovwrperforming in it, the tank was definitely too strong, but just not as oppressive as some of the tanks they've released
Bruv blitz anniversary is like in 2-3 weeks. Usually there is a big event for that
The way I see rino is it's op but it has enough flaws to where it's relatively fair, something like type 71 on release was just flat broken
fair enough
People were actually hating on amx a lot when it was first added many didn't consider it that good
Which obviously wasn't true but then they buffed it at some point and it became meta
Both Vickers on release were medium tanks with light perks. That was a scary time to play 9/10
Well pretty much since I started playing in april 2020 every new tech tree branch added was a signal to buckle up.
i heard the t9 was better than the 10 at one point lol
The tier 9 was the far more ridiculous of the two but tbh sheridan/t92e1 and t100 on release were a worse time to be in t10 than Vickers tbh
Got my first tier 10 when ATGM's were still around it was obnoxious to play
T92e1 on release is one of the most broken tanks tier for tier I've ever seen
The tank has only been nerfed since it was released, quite heavily nerfed too and it's still a very good tank. That just tells you how stupid it used to be
Specially if you are a slow tank destroyer.
Ho ri 2 and 3. Grinding through those with all the T92's and sheridan around was...an experience
T92 had reliable armour, better accuracy and better pen as well as more gun dep and of course missiles at the very start
Truly an incredible experience
bro what 💀
Perfect!
pinocchio fr
Had this camo on my Bourrasque, then after i went though seasonal ratings i started using the diamond league one
Doesn't look bad though. Still have one hanging around
There is another one with Arnold Schwarzenegger tho
i know
bro the chuchhill VII is actualy cracked how can u pin that thing
wait show it on an e100 or something
is that a face lol
long nose
it can pin everything and it doesnt take damage bro whats up with the churchhill
what tank ru playing
somua sm
yeah this chart is b-s
Damn
using blitzhanger in big 2025 is crazy
my entire team was firing at it from every direction and no damage
well what site do u recomend
blitzkit
See? Destiny is cracked.
Its just the stock one thats bad
your team may be literal bots
beep boop
no way a t1 heavy was shooting it from freaken the behind
a tiger tank was shooting it as well
and 0 pin
i fired at that thing and 0 pin
that think even broke the AT-8s FRONTAL armor

the nose 😭

lel
I wonder what happens when that Churchill starts angling
it dies
Quite literally nothing.
Bot mm
Oh thats the Churchill 7. Thought it was either the mk 6 or 8
yeah they might be literal bots lol
Amx m4 mle or super conq?
Super Conq.
sconq my goat
Is the mle not good?
my eyes do not fool me that chuchill was unbeatable even the tiger 131 couldnt pin it
and it was pinning the armor the frontal armor of the AT-8
LIKE You dont do that
Its okay but the Super chonk is just like, significantly better.
its good but i dont like the gun
Hmm, I wanted to restore mle cuz it looks good, but I guess yeh, that gun is gonna be problematic
And I have the super conq leg camo ready in inventory
huh strange
fighting lots of tier 9s today
sconq is just much better in pubs
I want the new Sconq camo.
it goated fr
No
actualy it was the Churchill VIII not the 7
Fr, it definitely got some inspiration from WoT pc leg camo, the shine on that thing is immaculate
@valid scarab yeh, gun is really reliable
Even a worst-case scenario is bypassed by prammo 
yeah thats not exactly reassuring
no wonder it was made a collectable
It’s easy to pen it behind tho also aren’t the track wheels easily pennable
WG should make the drop chance list of crates look as clean like this
what is the most cracked tech tree tank u know of that is littary a wall like the churchhill 8'
my brain hurts
Fr
king tiger ig
That line is easy to pen
Vk 36.01
kv2 trust
somua sm
Guys, give me your top 4 worst tanks in wotb
wdym as in
ones we hate to play
Just in general. The top 4 worst tanks ever in wotb. That you've played or been against
Nightmare
Strv K
Fänrik
Quetzal
Really? The STRV K? Damn. Nightmare is a tier v though, so it's not really counted. I'd say the death toaster is worse imo
Nightmare exists in the game and is singlehandedly the worst vehicle ever.
Its so bad that before it was given out 3 times for free last year, you could pen 3 shells and get an ace.
I might afraid that this is how lockboxes look in reforged

Where CC 1. Mk 2 and Waffen F1.0
Cc1 mk2
T54E1
Churchill 7
Quetzal
Mmm I got 6k ace in t54e1 4 years ago
Strv K
Strv K
Strv K
Strv K
Waffen has fear factor.
No one wants to get 1800 HP deleted in seconds.
CC 1 Mk 2 has good hulldown position holding capabilities. Least from what I've seen.
Miracles can happen.
Biggest miracle ever since I was on iPhone 6 and 10 years old
Not calling either of them inherently good, but they have SOMETHING.
- T-22
- Rino
- Kran
- T95E6
Quetzal
T-44-100
HWK 30
WZ-132A
U mean best tanks????
Not at all
AAAA shucks
Hi Mocha
Rino is amazing, kran is great unless ur bad, e6 is amazing, t22 is fine
Nightmare has nothing going for it.
Strv K has nothing that makes it better than other heaviums.
Fänrik's got literally nothing, its even worse than the M-V-Yoh and thats straight embarassing.
Quetzal has HP. And we all know how far JUST having HP goes.
All 4 are terrible tanks, they get out traded by a 183
solid deal? (ignore that i have it already)
Be honest with me here my gamer
Tier 9 medium tanks with 100mm autoloader guns that deal 310 damage
T54E1 vs Skoda t50
Why would you choose the e1 over the skoda?
I’m back to 116 
I mean, yea its a pretty good deal.
Pneuma is trolling.
This is a common occurance.
I can Tell
Hia
will the MS-1 AKA the old guard event ever come back again??
I would never troll in this server full of completely serious discourse by users that are all very good players who could easily win any battle by themself
I may not physically win all of the time, but I have fun, which means I'll always win in the end. 
@crude thunder thank you so much
Well that gets out traded by a jag with he you fool
Never
Unless the community request any of old tier 1 back like how they did with ms-1 then it might happen
Oh NOW you notice
okii 🙏
you buy an MLE to be a meatshield slave in comp...
Im going over starts for a comp game today 😭 I was afk sorry but thank you so much
This credit grind is getting annoying
sconq is preferable for pubs. That gun handling is just so much better
And of course Minato notices before YOU do. 
Yummy
Got enough for it back 😛😛😛
263
Wz 132 lt
116 f3
Uhh idk rest lol
huh? mb I was in the kitchen cookin like the wonderful househusband I strive to be 😮💨
132 is not bad
does work of tanks blitz have a test server
You disgust me
Worse t100 and rhm in every way
263 not bad
About time you learn to make edible food.
Go into Blitz.
eh, nah not again 😭
Is the cent 5/1 good?
That wasnt a suggestion.
Tier 8 lt isn't that bad compared to tier 9
🥶 🥶 🥶
Idk, never played the line under t10
and just so you know my cooking is delicious 😋
...now.
We’re lying now 💔
Why you even talkin about it
What if he does it in training rooms
💜 thanks for all these extra crates... watch me pull absolutely nothing 🗣️ 🔥
doesnt matter
If you pull nothing I'mma laugh
I pulled nothing but a lockbox key that doesn’t work
Uhuh.
49th CeA container🗣️ 🔥
Why are you so unlucky 🙏
let's try the black boxes...
How good is this tank on a scale of 1/10
6 or 7
I can out trade it in an isu152, 0
I need a single Black Box 3 to get the certificate.
That sounds good and for the price ay not that bad
Its a Centurion.
Its pretty cut-and-dry.
Long time nobody asked ...what we get for big EGG ?
Does it has the hesh tho real talk?
I dont think so.
😔
it tells you in the stats
and no
Why don’t you check the stats
Nah, no HESH.
im so tired but still not sleep at 3 am lol
I need 2
me 3
I forgot my wotb password
Put forgot password
skull
Eggcellent question 🤔
does work of tanks blitz have a test server
ask another one
No one's responding to the ticket I made like 10 hours ago
Just remember it
easy to say
Fr just be better
💀
Do devs give out tank blueprints?
Ok I’m bored
E50m or maus?
seriously , go to support and tell them , they will help you ( but you have yourself to solve it , always ask there , you forgot password ? click on it and make another one )
I don't have the email to make a new one I got a new phone
E50m
I’ve had to had played atleast 100+ games today
Since my family doesn’t celebrate Easter
ticket to support , tell them In game name which is your account , they solve it , simply ( they can change your email )
Sorry I'm stupid I don't understand 😭 I'll try that though
Can u like show me
https://wargaming.net/support/en/?utm_content=cm-top&utm_source=global-nav&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=support go here and log in , make ticket and tell the story , they will change your new email , what you will create
If you have any questions or are experiencing issues with any of our games, welcome to Player Support!
I need... idk, a few hundred more boxes or something with my rng 😮💨
ye. I need 31 more 💀
I find the tickets and click change email but j can't make a ticket, I don't think, but I might be acoustic
you all are very good gamblers...
need support to change email not you
That’s been saved over a 4 year span I’ve never opened a black cert
???????
just say you forgot email and password , they will know
how far do you think 5 x3 certs will get me...
at least you know your inagme name / account name right ?
Yes but idk where to tell them
good , write ticket and told them all this
ticket section bro , you logged in on wargaming page ?
Correct, I think I can find "my tickets"
there , finaly 🙏
I took multiple Ls last night from duplicate premiums
Yay credits
2 t10 meds vs me… and this is the lineup I get
i hit today 150mil , far away my 800mil still 😭
I can't find my tickets.. (mobile hell)
oh no wonder.. i somehow got thrown into newbie mm... all my teammates have under 4k battles lol
Hey it’s one of my brethren
you belong 💔
did you ever send to wargaming.net ticket ?
Earlier today but they never responded
How does one like you acquire this many paid actors
need to wait 2,3 days lol ( and they not working on weekend , never )
Oh..
Ty for the info
you play a lot
I play 5 battles and that’s enough
👍
but i see you online non stop , then you not play or what ?
online non stop? no I leave the game running in the background
ok i not can know you play or not , just see you ingame , tahst it
i will say Good night 🛌 💤 👋
I understand. I don’t play all of the them, forget to close the game but Yeahh
Goodnight
I just tell them they get to ruin your day and that’s enough payment for them
Tell them to enter realistic
I just got KB5 and Keiler. Are they any good? I never see them in the game.
KB5 ?
kv5 ?
Kv5
Wow. U never see it before ?
I have 5k battles and I have only seen them 5 or 6 times in games, so I'm thinking about whether or not to spend credits to equip one
Oh. Ok
How did u get?
The previous draw with many boxes, I spent 1500 gold
Wow.1500 gold and get 2 tanks?
The luck of the poor and novice, I only have 1M of silver and two quite little tierX, I will have to decide which of the two to equip
Um… ok then
Should I cost 5500 gold to buy IS8 new camo???
The new camo in new update.
Nahh
Ah?
U need 800m for what
me

what does the easter egg do? I got it by destroying 101 tanks but not sure how to use it
You cook it
great
Kwa
chi
Got the egg already?
62 out of 101 kills yet
Cooking it?
Omelette
🏌️♂️
why did WG remove the SSB in annihilator?
I could really use an half fried omelette😋
how broken is the british heavy line if u know how to use spaced armor
Guess what's wrong here
whells on su-100y
You only have 10 hours of premium time.
spal liner is so stupid
spal
BC 25t with spall?
FV 4005 with spal
they still not open the easter egg quest yet?
chill brotha
you're expecting too much
i want open 
no one said that we will be able to open it, it could be just a collectible
guys, what price that the t95e6 is usually priced in? cus the one in the store rn is ~20$
i think thats too much?
too much, it was in stor before for like 13$
but considering how good the tank is, I guess that's kinda worth it
do you think the "discount" is real?
Its never real
right
What can the Master Egg do?
I can't play in cause I got this and it doesn't even work
Art of the deal
I created an account in Asia server with the Gmail that it's linked with my EU Account back in 2022~2023 and never used it, I just want to play, I don't wanna link the accounts and even if I tried it doesn't work
What is this for?
- fighting 30B in a cobra
- 30B have spal
- Cobra uses HESH
- Cobra deals 400 instead of 500
- Cobra standard HEAT deals 400
su 100y pbr
At this point, I might end up creating new accounts just to spam asking what's the egg about
What?
This game hates me! I lost 9 roads in a row and half of my team just brainlessly drive straight at the enemy without firing at all, what's wrong with the balancing of the teams?! Any ideas?
you bought ranks
Are the devs trolling me for not spending all of my gold on the certificate gamble or something?
No, just bad luck
Just play in different time i guesd
nothing right now
not enough premuim account hours
Just play realistic
Atleast the game will be a lil bit more than 2mins
Not using su100y prammo is a crime
😋
the answer was su100y HD texture why y'all saying it's premium account I'm not feeding the war gamers😔
Idk why but using su100y prammo toward tier V feel dirty bro 😂
Bruh there's no way they lost against just me, what's with these players man
sorry I meant years
wym by that
2 years?? 😭
💀
how'd you even get that many
I'd be having that if WG still sells premium time for gold(they removed it when I was about to dump 40k gold to it)
never spent gold on prime time...
I mostly get premium time from crate
The highest I get is like
3 years
That’s a lot more than me
I don't get premium time from crates because I get like one million tanks from it
I get more tanks than premium time
WG removed the premium time on common crates like mystery box I, megas container, etcc
u probably have more collectable tanks than me
the fact you didn't use your adrenaline hurts me
I highly doubt that
I know, even when the crates used to have them I don't get that much since I got more tanks than prem time
send
He had been camping and I knew if I attacked the e4 he'd rush me so I saved it just for him
oh
... you didn't use it for the entire fight until the carro was running away
Ye I am poor on tanks
why you selling collector tanks
I think you have more premium ones
Nope
I wasn't expecting to win at that point since i got practically nuked so I figured why bother. Carro sold tho
I have like 6 premiums
trust

lmao he sell lot
why bruh
Cause I was dumb a lot
that you mistakes do NOT sell anything collector and premium tanks
Bro gambled, and won
I bought everything and it was worth it
show your result
Should I? 🤔
Ama said no
Just buy it all xd
restoring tanks rn can't log in
show your screenshots later
Its like 60k gold, you'll get some back from compensation for tier 9 and 10 probably some from tier 8 to 5
Plus you get the chance to get the f3
One of the tanks was annihilator so 1000% worth it I missed it like 3 times 😭😭😭
almost thought he was slick
Bad influence
Just Gamble, it is the key 
Yes, its only 60k gold, its a good investment 
₱4k down the drain if I do
Not yeti, he have like 500k gold
oh
wait what 
bro lucky u
Tiger 1 🧠🤏
Lies
E
muehehe
Yer rat
Buy 2
can we do anything with the easter egg?
Not yet ig
Congratulations you are the 400th person to ask that today
do i win 2.5k gold bychance?
Nope. 2.5k gold will be deducted from your balance 
you get to cook an omelette and eat it

egg !!!!
@glacial zenith 483k
im rounding up
To the nearest?
hundo of course
love getting tunneled by 3 apes
@sterile finch just had to get that HE in huh 😭
it was a good play until your kran and tvp rotate just to get me
Then I should exchange my 2 of 3 animated lightning 
or give all three to me 
nah, you're expecting too much, you'll be disappointed, also no profanity
🔫 nuh uh
@bleak trail abbreviated profanities aren’t allowed
where are the screenshots
My and my brother
very bad statistics
how long does wg need to give you something you won on a giveaway
basically newcomer players when discovering wotb
depend with wg sometimes they're pretty quick some times they need reminding lol
your wr 😞
@proper bear bruh ik ik ik
idk presuming theyrenew players id say thats decent enough
my man have some patience this is not a fast process
@bleak trail Oh yes it was an abbreviated profanity, and that's a violation of the server rules: "offensive or obscene language (including abbreviations and language used in images/memes)."
How about you not doing that again?
?
should keep my gold? i have 800
🤨
you.
<@&481447501690568709> he spam graphics
Not seeing any connection to Blitz there. and one would have been enough.
Please don't spam graphics, it confuses us all. If you have ONE (1) with a caption in the graphics post it in #blitz-memes - but read the pinned messages first .
And it's chill time folks
Nah you will regret
now now lil harsh lol
How I be feeling after the first victory after 10 defeats in a row:
Grrr
Thats the only camo I use one the FV4005
don’t have fv4005 :|
wait you didn't grind FV4005 yet?
😫
lmao i grind finished long ago fr
nah
lol
F….
When we getting new tech tree?
fv4005
(but buy foch)
foch
aw I see
28
hi
Reminds me of this
nice try
Ok, seriously, how do all my battles end in 0 - 6, I'm pretty sure the devs are trying to drive me crazy!
You're not the only one bro
I can assure you, the devs do not care enough about you to specifically turn the matchmaker against you.
lol
Ik, but sure feels like it
Fr
you have good days, you have bad ones... I'm having a bad one rn 😮💨
When you get to that point, take a break, touch grass, walk the dog, that sort of thing. No one plays well when they are upset.
Haha another self killer to avoid being killed
wait I think I know that player
I don't understand how ppl that have over 50k or even 100k battles are acting ridiculous .
Well I reported them cause they killed themselves
That player was in the smasher pushing me into a rock made me loose 1200 hp in my caliban, and then proceeded to be racist me because my username is "TACO_TUESDAY_2022_1"
Im surprised he didn't get a 1 week chatban
i told myself
"imma sell the tiger 131 and risk it for the 10%"

result lol
I sold the stock destiny for the concept 1b, I got to say it was a good deal
uptiering from a tiger 131 to a concept 1b might be a better deal
Truly the first class of all times
I'm going to have to one up you, once got the main massive container in a draw first try for 50 gold which gave me a 752
First match and my entire screen is locked pitch black and I am unable to see. 
🤔 yeah that sounds normal
I didnt exactly ask for my operator to be blind.
He's probably drunk, passed out
well works for team
lol
one time i sold the chimera to buy 2 mystery boxes and gamble on the original draw, was worth it by far
Well, this isnt Blitz related, this is Warface I'm talking about(similar to Call of Duty), but you dont have to know that 
hehe i'll pretend i don't then
I still got a very fair and balanced 752 for the price of watching 5 gold ads in one day
Hi grandpa
morning
Good idea...
fair enough, 752 is the best tier 9, no?
It’s night for me 😝
pretty much, I forgot to mention why I don't have it anymore
ah lol coming up to 6am, for me lol
Mocha was cursed with North America timezones.
It is 10 pm for me
My first battle in it in months. Not even a 3rd class. Was a 3 v 1, was 1 second from a 1 v 1. Bloody t110e4 jumped on me to.kill me
how to get more keys as F2P?
Guys pls donate me some Gold, I'm broke🥲
I’m proud of myself I haven’t sold anything
that's the neat part, you don't
Wrong.
Good bout time
same, havent sold anything in the past 5 days
Ahem
Don't beg here. Buy your own gold 
And I’ve saved credits 😝
Seeing your name must be clear why your so serious
ik
I guess this is horrible according to your economics... 💀
Nah it's just the rules here. Mods don't like it when people beg lol.
a) no begging please, it's prohibited
b) no one can gift you gold anyway
see 👆🏼
And it's a joke bro why so serious
I beg for a high five from El_Din_46[NA]
Yall kinda too serious
Let’s play wheel of how high is my heart rate at 10 pm at night
It's WG, it should be serious.
still waiting for this " old enough to know better " to kick in lol
Neuro clan?
Yeah and they should be serious about they're Matchmaking
Yea I'm joining FIG tho
Oh yea def. Also in case you're wondering I'm being sarcastic. I hope that's not gone over your head
ITS 10 PM AND IM IN BED dumb heart why are you like this
Nah I'm saying it came into my head
Me gambling
Bro the skill in this game is dying at a concerning rate
My heart likes to be above 100
Join my clan 🤤
I am not leaving my testing clan 😒
Yo look at me clapping them
yep. more expesive tho.
😂😂 wise choice
well lol , its my 3rd container
Bro do you really had to send this
Piccolo hate
What did I do now to you?
what'd you get
lmao what did you got from this ceft?
man a trash tank , it gonna remain untocuhed , will sell it later
no it's fun tank
keep it don't sell
lmao
F him that Freak
👀
Yup! And I'm part of the problem.
Dayum I almost hit the 100
Man the number of gamblers here is astonishing
Bruh what
the e6, m60, and t22 sold is diabolical
i got bored out of them
Yeah and understandable
no wonder the viltrumites choose Nolan over u 💔

Average gambling addict’s restoration page
But it's understandable
Bro sells the tanks he got, to gamble to get them again
8 t10 ,7 t9 , 47 t8 , majour high tier count that i sold
We lost a game with 5 50%ers on our team with 3 40%ers and the enemy has 1 50%er and 6 40%ers...
sweaty match
Bro I only sold 5 t10
lol
Your gonna hit the 10?
Yeti in my spaghetti
o yea
man i get bored out of tanks , and specially i only play t10 , no other tier
@mystic warren sure if i get two more t10
Same thing
Hi mocha
nowdays i am somehow a sheri main
You get bored of them, don't sell the. 😑 that's the worst excuse for selling them. You do realise it's DOUBLE the price to get them back
yeah i mean i have a lot of tech tree to play
Bro ignore him you can clearly see why he's so mad
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1084404027174961192/1363744957952823336/file.jpg?ex=680725f7&is=6805d477&hm=a210918e8914c2c5a4f4fe35df1568c4eb90e4d230a41cf81225a6a7af23ce9c&
i have luck on my side playing sheri , somehow only in this tank am performing
who is mad then ?
Guys do you have this You go in a battle with motivation to play and then you see your teammate afk and then lost the motivation to play
krazy
bruh
magic
nope i just don't bother playing lol don't press battle button helps lol
foch thiz game
you carry
wrong
I hate event teams
Hiiiiiiii my bestie 😈
u stupid it's the right answer
30?
the answer is 33
Guys I've actually came back to wot blitz bcs I was bored (I was banned from Roblox) and I wanted to gamble
kv 5 + at 2 ×kv 2 -m6 +e 25 = 33 ?????????
since when
First multiplication
KV-5, I forgor, KV-2, M6, E-25 (if it is 33, then that's the AT-4.5????)
it's 28 ,end of discussion
5 + (4.5 x 2) - 6 + 25 = 33
I hope new gambling draw comes tomorrow
it's definitely 28, idk what bro is on about
Yeah then I can finally gamble again
nah I want that carro offer for 20k gold
I have close to 6k gold across my main and 2 gambling alts ima bouta quadruple it
Bro it sold out when I played one battle
don't gamble, it's rarely worth it
it's better to grind and get crates for free
Still gamble
why gamble? it's statistically non profitable
f2p it makes more sense cause you can get like 3 tier 10 with amount of gold you make f2p a year instead of 1 saving up 🤓 ahuh statically I've turned 200 gold into 50k last Christmas f2p I've made 20k from 150 gold multiple times there's a strategy to it
Proggeto 46 good play for get credit
be in an active clan, grind missions, get gold, profit
any prem or collector tier 8 is usually good for grinding credits
Plus the gambling is fun even more fun than the battles
He was keep premium tank and Sometime i play got 100k credit
"statistically" It's not non profitable. Look I want a tank but asking god like that isn't going too work like that so I ask him for luck in gambling that's it
saving up 20k gold for 1 tank takes to long f2p and chances of getting a tier 10 collector gambling or making quadruple or your gold ain't so bad
I sell lansen for buy m4a1 revalorsise
rly ? ha and here's me thinking gambling was classed as a sin ... 
BUT it's a game and I didn't pay real money for the gold I spared it
I never bought a tank in my life ,all the 160 prems and collector I got are from gambling
what is it ? don't hate the sinner .. hate the sin ? lolol
God arleady forgave us for he knows what we will already do so yeah ima gamble and accept his forgiveness
Aye my man I got carro and xm td on my alt for 150 gold