general-blitz-discussion

[hollow cradle]

That’s such a sad tank when people use it angled

[crude thunder]

Welcome to Blitz, where the only people who are toxic are the people who dont deserve to be toxic

[ornate atlas]

forgotten tonk

[mighty whale]

Running the risk of being repetitive, WG fix your game 😂

[frank berry]

So true 😭

[tender valve]

Your shell went straight to china lmao

[surreal cobalt]

Hi i sold all blue tanks

[thorn nebula]

Thats lag
Frustrating though ill give you that

[ornate atlas]

you did what
ik u r joking

[crude thunder]

...I dont even have any words for that.
You can literally watch the shell go directly towards the E1 and then whip a 90° angle and go hit nothing.

[frank berry]

Also new guy did you heard the carro is gonna go for 20k? 😭Ts is ridiculous

[tender valve]

Cool , now sell all golden tonks

[hollow cradle]

It’s worth 20k tho, carro is a really good medium

[thorn nebula]

Which ones then? It smells a bit like bait ngl

[surreal cobalt]

I sold a lot of collectible tanks and for some reason I wasn't even upset

[crude thunder]

Have fun with your tank selling.
Two T10s and a T9 will get you 20k.

[ornate atlas]

i sold 30

[woeful kayak]

Lol, at this point may as well delete your account. 💀

[frank berry]

I’m not that desperate for it 😭 I’m just gonna turn the other way

[surreal cobalt]

Nice idea

[crude thunder]

No carro platoon

[frank berry]

I want to but I’m not gonna sell almost 4 tanks for 1 😭 ✌️

[mighty whale]

Fr I was like " okay maybe I dezoomed to quickly and the shell went to the side", but when I checked the replay the shell literally decided it didn't want to go in a straight line

[worldly rivet]

They nerfed it tho but it's still pretty decent but in the current e50m yolo rush meta it isn't the most effective

[ornate atlas]

with 20k yuor can buy another tier X with tool in shop

[surreal cobalt]

I can list all the sold collectible tanks, who wants?

[mighty whale]

Tbf I find that surprising considering I've got really low ping. But ig it must be something like that

[crude thunder]

Usually there's like "you zoomed out and aimed at the ground for a single frame" or "you were going up a hill and the terrain managed to be a part of your aim circle for a few frames" or "you lagged bozo get better internet".

That was just you getting properly screwed over. T92E1 plot armor.

[mighty whale]

T92e1 bias 😂

[crude thunder]

I sold the cringecept for the AMX CDA 105.
And the Kpz 50t for gambling

[ornate atlas]

🦅

[woeful kayak]

Why sell Kpz 50t?

[crude thunder]

Got bored of it.
I have the T-22 Medium anyways.

[errant pollen]

i already know it's horrendous at angling or sidescraping, my issue with it is that it had nothing good, dpm is trash, gun depression is bad, side armor is horrendous and it can be penned in the turret by tier 9s using standard shells even without calibrated and with reinforced armor

[hollow cradle]

I can 🙂‍↕️

[errant pollen]

Because it sucks a lot and has virtually 0 armor

[halcyon beacon]

Hey bro

How to get MB-64?

[errant pollen]

it's not in the game but it is in the Russian version called tanks blitz

[woeful kayak]

Lol, we are not Lesta

[halcyon beacon]

Ohnooo

How to play Tanks blitz version?

[worldly rivet]

It's in lesta server

[errant pollen]

"Diaper dumper" bro got creative

[worldly rivet]

You can download it to PC but yeah need to make a new acc and you can't buy anything with money in there

[woeful kayak]

Download make account. Have high ping unless near russia.

[viscid zephyr]

And a camo that is literally ON FIRE

This playerbase will never learn..

[surreal cobalt]

I sold:
Badger
Obj 268/4
Obj 777 II
VK 90.01 P
concept 1 b
T 55a
Bz 58 2
WZ 114
Cobra
Projekt kpz 07P E
Emil 1951
Amx cda 105
M4a1 rev
WZ 111
Chimera
Gsor
Keiler
Vk 168.01 p
M iv y
T26e5
T77
Ts 60
Annihilator
Dracula
Forest witch
M4 fl10
Smasher
Amx 13 57
A46 different
At15a
Kunze panzer
Super hellcat
M4a2e4
Pudel
Type 64
Churchill viii
Obj 244
Tiger 131
Pawlack tank
Destiny
Pz b2
Quetzal
Bt s.v.
Pz ii j
T 127
T1e6
Hazard 1
Silencer
Amxmas
Blasteroid
Locust
T15
Basillisk
Spike
Frosty
Scavenger
T67
Amx40
T28 mod 19040
D W 2
M3 lee
T40
Ms1
T18

All 64 blue tanks i sold over time

[frank berry]

Cool ig

[tender valve]

Nah , bro sold MS 1 , Stalin disappointed

[errant pollen]

Vk72 is so bad that if you drive forward you get penned, if you angle at the shallowest angle possible you still get penned, if you're hulldown you get penned a lot still

[crude thunder]

Damn.
They was right, at that point you should just delete the account. 💀

[worldly rivet]

Or you are just bad

[viscid zephyr]

Let em know loca gamer

[surreal cobalt]

I'm just tired of the game

[crude thunder]

So you're making it so you cant come back when the game gets better again?

Why sabotage yourself like that.
Thats just dumb.

[frank berry]

Hey bbg 😛

[surreal cobalt]

either it's excitement, or I like other gameplay, or I have a replacement for these tanks

[crude thunder]

You sold the Silencer, the BZ-58-2, and the Projekt Kpz 07 P(E).
One of the best season tanks overall, and 2 tanks that people WANT to gamble for.

[candid bough]

Just pulled this off

[woeful kayak]

😭 😭 😭 You one day over quick decision you made for blitz. Welp your cooked now.💀

[halcyon beacon]

Yes??

[forest panther]

people who run away in battle for a draw should not be able to play

[crude thunder]

True

[sterile finch]

I mean I don't see the issue... might as well screw the ennemy team over with a loss

[surreal cobalt]

you know i don't regret what i did

[errant pollen]

ofc hypocrites are everywhere

[grizzled warren]

Welcome to the rebalance of hell

[crude thunder]

BUT its really funny when it happens, though.

[candid bough]

I always be trying to pad my stats imma squeeze out as much damage as possible fr

[forest panther]

thats litteral cowardice i mean bro if u want play face to face instead of running away like a coward

[errant pollen]

Yes

[maiden vault]

Lol

[halcyon beacon]

Oh f bro Im Thailand💀🤣

[errant pollen]

1v2 still counts as a draw lol

[crude thunder]

Also LTs arent exactly equipped to fight HTs.

Unless its the Sheridan, but thats an exception.

[forest panther]

yeah but it makes my blood boil

[shy trail]

me drive my Bat to the heavy side:

[errant pollen]

Got no words to defend that underwhelming tank?

[crude thunder]

If you were in an LT having to fight 2 HTs, you'd also try waiting out the clock.

[sterile finch]

This you in an rhm?

[errant pollen]

no lmao i would just farm

[sterile finch]

I love players like this who aren't cowards, going straight in for the spotting 🗣️ 🔥

[forest panther]

no

[errant pollen]

Bravery won't stop a shell tho

[sterile finch]

aw... I sure hope you also play like this though

[shy trail]

players like that be like:
"me trying to spot early game"
also me: die in 20 seconds

[crude thunder]

You'd farm until you get spotted and deleted faster than you can shift gears into reverse.

[forest panther]

i dont even play german tanks SKULL_SKELETON
who installed this vencord emoji thing

[frank berry]

😔 Shoukd I sell the 5A and the 907 with the kpz70 for the carro

[errant pollen]

And how does running away benefit me instead of getting an extra 500+ damage

[crude thunder]

I dunno.
Should ya?

[tender valve]

Nah more like : "Ooo, an enemy , gotta yolo them so i can deal some dmg , im sure nothing bad will happen to me and i will be backing to the cover safety" Get nuked by full enemy team

[grizzled warren]

5a and kpz yes
907 no

[frank berry]

I shouldn’t 😢 but the carro 😩

[forest panther]

doesnt make sense that some 152mm get 960 HE alpha while some get 640

[crude thunder]

You could actually wait and get the jump on them instead of yoloing out and dying instantly.
Or you could do as Jin says and accept you're gonna lose, but also ruin the fun of the enemy team and make them lose as well.

[errant pollen]

that's untrue if it's a grille then yes

[errant pollen]

who said i was gonna yolo? No one

[honest lark]

https://youtu.be/2nXp17YROWc?si=tg8Y0OJiVu3VkoXj

[shy trail]

no

[crude thunder]

Who said you were gonna play reasonably?
Not you, considering you're calling the VK 72 bad

[steep edge]

This tank is so fun

[shy trail]

what if it's bad

[forest panther]

check the gun of kpz or t49 (ik it has 780 but less than 960)

[maiden vault]

Keep the 907

[crude thunder]

No T10 can be bad as long as the Strv K and 116 F3 exist.

[halcyon beacon]

Oh wow

[sterile finch]

he's not doing so hot in it ngl... maybe the carro suits him more

[crude thunder]

Oh the Minigun tank from perfectly balanced tank game

[maiden vault]

Fact that they made that tank strong is shocking

[errant pollen]

Because it is a bad tank with very mid gun stats, mid armor and ok mobility

[frank berry]

Yeah lowkey 😭 not that bad but also not that good

[forest panther]

although u will suffer with the -4 degrees of gun depression

[crude thunder]

It has HP and high alpha.
Just trade dude, wyd.

[frank berry]

😔 ts pmo why they selling that tank for so high and my premium runs out in 1 day 💔 it’s time for me to hang up the jersey

[maiden vault]

Well u might gonna struggle even more in carro

[forest panther]

why buy more tanks when u can gamble it all

[errant pollen]

Sherlock Holmes you're a genius

[frank berry]

Nah I’m the goat in the prog 65 and they said it’s just like that so I’m gonna do great

[crude thunder]

And somehow you cant even manage that.

[maiden vault]

The Gun is barely same but
If ya good at it then sure get it

[frank berry]

😘

[thorn nebula]

Carro ig is just a heavier prog 65 gun
More alpha, however more reload

[errant pollen]

Who said I can't manage that? The vehicle doesn't even have that much hp to trade effectively

[viscid zephyr]

"Ok mobility"

Brother it's a superheavy with extremely good acceleration lmao

[sterile finch]

not to mention it's a menace in a 1v1 brawl

[frank berry]

Stop tempting me 😢

[maiden vault]

Absolute menace if played right

[thorn nebula]

Maybe i should get another german superheavy after i get sheridan
Which? Already got Maus

[viscid zephyr]

There isn't really much thinking put behind a vk72 1v1 other than ooga booga facehug

[crude thunder]

Its bad tho, so.

[forest panther]

lets just agree that the leopard (T5) is the best autoloader

[thorn nebula]

Its certainly one of the most unique and fun ones
Idk about best but its good

[maiden vault]

I know but I still see people played bad in it

[crude thunder]

Thats not the tank's fault

[maiden vault]

When did I say that

[forest panther]

my tank isnt tanking

[crude thunder]

Have you tried updating its credentials?

[maiden vault]

I assume u have VK 72 by now? No?

[thorn nebula]

"Guys how to get rid of pop up every log in"
"How about, reading it and actually doing what it says"

[forest panther]

uh, its a maus modified with the engine of a RU 251 and a gun of pz 2

[thorn nebula]

Dont forget 4005 turret, very important

[crude thunder]

I'll never understand the 500 people who came to the discord server just to go "how do I do this" and its just a button that says Update Credentials.

[thorn nebula]

Blitz players and reading dont go hand in hand apparently

[forest panther]

how to type

[glacial eagle]

Hmm

[valid scarab]

is le carro worth

[crude thunder]

If you have the gold, yea.

[hollow cradle]

Bru when will collect them all come back I need that stupid 350k xp certificate

[frank berry]

💔

[forest panther]

depends on what youre giving up for it

[thorn nebula]

Misery boxes also give xp certs

[valid scarab]

20k gold

[forest panther]

thats the price?

[crude thunder]

Yep. Same as the 114 SP2

[valid scarab]

ja comrade

[hollow cradle]

Are they selling those for gold?

[forest panther]

that is a robbery, a collector T10 comes for less than 18k gold

[thorn nebula]

Idk but they are pretty common to find in the store
I can almost always find them anyway

[crude thunder]

Carro is rare.
114 SP2 is rare.
XM66F is rare.

[frank berry]

Gonna look the the other way on the carro 😢

[crude thunder]

I got all three of them via gambling though because I'm clearly just better.

[forest panther]

https://tenor.com/view/gamler-gambler-gambling-niels-neisl-gif-6806987400242123437

[crude thunder]

Its not a problem when I'm physically incapable of losing.

[thorn nebula]

Bro wont stop till he WINS🙏

[forest panther]

it isnt a gambling problem, its a gambling solution

[crude thunder]

I win every time I open boxes.
Its getting boring honestly 🙏

[hollow cradle]

Oh. my god. STOP

[maiden vault]

If ya really want it
Then get it man

[thorn nebula]

Bro my luck has been spent already
Any gambling this year is gonna be horrible for me

[hollow cradle]

I don’t want the CONCEPT 😭

[glacial eagle]

Congratulations

[forest panther]

10 bucks donated to WG HQ

[frank berry]

Nah I don’t even have enough for it 😭 and I’m not selling almost all my stuff for it

[crude thunder]

Like this was literally 1 or 2 days ago iirc.

[thorn nebula]

7,5k gold i suppose
More gamba🤑🤑🤑

[maiden vault]

Then save up gold for next auction in December 🙂👍

[forest panther]

i still remember when i sold action x and chieftain to gamble on collect em all containers

[frank berry]

Might as well

[hollow cradle]

1. Purple 😔

[thorn nebula]

Im gonna call ill get some crappy T8 premium ill never play from this years snowglobe (in a long time though)

[crude thunder]

I'm gonna get like 4 stupid T10s that I dont want nor ever will use.
As per usual. 🙏

[frank berry]

Smh

[maiden vault]

[crude thunder]

I need more T9s

[thorn nebula]

I kinda considered sacrificing the obj 260 at some point but its onenof my measly 2 T10 collectors

[flint osprey]

I'm jealous of those garage slots

[forest panther]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-suffering-from-success-this-so-cute-what-a-lovely-morning-oh-ma-gad-gif-11233135040670052230

[vocal cobalt]

These scams, it's not even 50/50, you have like 1% chance of getting it

[hollow cradle]

I need 2 more mystery 2 for the mystery III so I gotta wait for mystery to be sold

[crude thunder]

I have a few garage slots.

[flint osprey]

I'm going to take a brake from grinding new tanks so I don't need credits; as a rule of thumb is double food and improved fuel the optimal provision combo?

[hollow cradle]

I hate you. I sell you than get you back in a crate for no reason

[frank berry]

Just keep it atp 😭

[crude thunder]

I'd just keep it.
Happened to me with Strv 81

[hollow cradle]

I was gambling for xp certificates and got a concept 1b and only 1 purple

[maiden vault]

Bro has beef with this tank

[valid scarab]

you need to buy like 70 of them to have a 50% chance of unlock lmao

[hollow cradle]

I’ve sold it 6 times and it keeps getting put back in my account from crates. The literal only t10 I unbox

[vocal cobalt]

True

[viscid zephyr]

Yes unless the tank has special provisions, and sometimes you take protection kit if you feel like modules are breaking too often

[maiden vault]

Dang

[flint osprey]

You have more empty slots than tanks I've ever owned

[glacial eagle]

Garage slots overrated

[vocal cobalt]

Idk how lower they can stoop for money

[viscid zephyr]

If you've had it so many times why doesn't it have any equipment on it

[hollow cradle]

I want one of these I’ve never opened one

[frank berry]

My 50b looks amazing 🥺

[viral moth]

fr

[hollow cradle]

Because I never played it 💀 cause I hate it

I only put equipment on tanks I play

[sterile finch]

how does one... play the cs 59

[viscid zephyr]

How is that supposed to work

I hate it but I never played it (??)

[forest panther]

https://tenor.com/view/wot-wotb-gif-19382468

[viscid zephyr]

By playing the cs53 instead 🙏

[flint osprey]

I don't normally go for those kinds of camo but that's not bad looking

[frank berry]

😛

[sterile finch]

I need to grind cause I'm free xp less 😭

[viscid zephyr]

Just play it like generic med with no armour there really isn't much to the tank

[forest panther]

tecnically an amx cdc

[flint osprey]

Thoughts on provisions for E4? I'm thinking big sandbags, big food, and improved fuel.

[glacial eagle]

Interesting

[hollow cradle]

Just in this year already

[flint osprey]

I'm going to miss improved fuel on my superheavies when they get rid of provisions

[viral moth]

ehhehe

[viscid zephyr]

Brokie moment

[hollow cradle]

It’s either concept 1b or Carro

[unkempt blade]

Same

[viral moth]

btuh

[unkempt blade]

Three times?—

[sullen moss]

What's your ingame name

[unkempt blade]

Doorslam5 or Door_slam5, why?

[sullen moss]

Which one

[hollow cradle]

Concept 3 times carro 4 times

[unkempt blade]

Lemme check rq I suppose

[sullen moss]

Okay

[vocal cobalt]

Just realised I could just play t1 to speed run this and also play t1 to increase win rate

[unkempt blade]

Doorslam5
But why are you even asking?

[vocal cobalt]

Tho I haven't tried it yet

[quaint crown]

He wish to gift you guess

[sullen moss]

Accept friend rq

[unkempt blade]

I did...

[fathom urchin]

They’ll combine them with equipment

[placid cosmos]

Guys...

[thorn nebula]

10% food will be there atleast

[viral moth]

haha

[thorn nebula]

That ad for 10 gold looking real juicy

[unkempt blade]

Bro just watch one ad—

[placid cosmos]

I have to wait tomorrow for Gold ads

[valid scarab]

Its joever

[thorn nebula]

I mean 20 hours is fine, you'll get it

[sullen moss]

Thanks

[earnest wraith]

Should i stay at tiger i or continue the line

[sullen moss]

Continue

[placid cosmos]

What if I don't?
I'm starting to overthink 🫠

[thorn nebula]

20 hours
When are you gonna sleep?

[hollow cradle]

Clutch 1500 gold

[unkempt blade]

If I was drinking rn I'd spit the hell out of my mouth like holy moly thanks—

[vocal cobalt]

What container?

[hollow cradle]

Finally that’ll help with a line grind

[thorn nebula]

Who blessed you

[placid cosmos]

When gold ads is available again 💀

[thorn nebula]

Next reset
What the time for you?

[placid cosmos]

2am

[earnest wraith]

Are the second gun and top turret the only really necessary upgrades for tiger 2?

[unkempt blade]

Prongla
And it's insane like holy—

[sullen moss]

The massive containers weren't available to gift ☹️

[thorn nebula]

Whens typically the reset for you? When daily 2× xp resets

[placid cosmos]

I wish someone was like this to everyone

[unkempt blade]

Still thanks I don't even have words rn all I can say is thanks—

[frank berry]

Do 3k in the mle now

[thorn nebula]

Anyway if i were you i would set an alarm for 5 minutes after the daily reset to be certain

[placid cosmos]

3pm

[errant pollen]

Saw an opportunity and took it

[sullen moss]

🎀

[placid cosmos]

Nvm I'll sold my T6

[flint osprey]

How many career battles you have? I'm not getting that quest but I have almost 7k battles

[thorn nebula]

Ok
Screenshot results

[vocal cobalt]

I have 2.3k

[flint osprey]

Hmmmm. A lot of people with more and less battles than me have that quest. And in NA. Maybe it's because I haven't spent money recently???

[glacial eagle]

🫩

[sterile finch]

I unironically have more gold than you rn 💀

[hybrid wasp]

i am looking for a clan

[frank berry]

Let me get some premium time

[woeful kayak]

Carro will be gone super quick. 💀

[mental trail]

how in gods name do i acquire these rewards

[crude thunder]

Yea I spent some of mine on crates.

[sterile finch]

You on NA? WCNA is looking for new players

[vocal cobalt]

We get it rich guy

[hybrid wasp]

EU

[flint osprey]

Bruh

[sterile finch]

aw.... you would have been a wonderful WCNA member. Oh well

[vocal cobalt]

Ok?

[hybrid wasp]

i dont speak english

[glacial eagle]

Rookie numbers, I’ve got 2

[sullen moss]

Brokies

[placid cosmos]

5 awesome container is meh the last two was great
Was obj 907 good?
This is my first time having a Soviet tank.

[hybrid wasp]

907 is good yes

[crude thunder]

Uh huh.

[thorn nebula]

10k gold🙏🤑🤑

[frank berry]

Selling out 😔

[placid cosmos]

Now I can sleep peacefully

[crude thunder]

I also got these in restore tab.

[glacial eagle]

True collector

[frank berry]

Yep there it goes gg to the new carro owners

[sullen moss]

Proud to say 0 to restore

[valid scarab]

Tis done

[sterile finch]

imagine not having a waffen... couldn't be me (I don't own it either)

[hybrid wasp]

i have waffen f1

[crude thunder]

I shouldnt have any in restore tab, but I'm not really motivated enough to buy them all back.

[frank berry]

Gg Dino 😢

[crude thunder]

If I buy everything back, I'll have 314 collectors and premiums.

[thorn nebula]

Look at the career wr i gained today💀

[glacial eagle]

I have all my tanks in restore tab

[woeful kayak]

Loooool, my game malfunctioned, could see the auction had to reset. Good thing I didn't need Carro. 😁

[viral moth]

reload game rip

[tropic kite]

Brother it sells out in 2 seconds the moment that happened it was already gone.

[frank berry]

Man

[vocal cobalt]

How old are you?

[crude thunder]

I should've bought Carro just to upset people.

[placid cosmos]

I didn't even get the Vickers MBT

[viral moth]

ik thats why i added the ''rip'' in my message

[serene root]

Wargaming, when carro on sale again

[crude thunder]

And who exactly are you to ask me for my age.

[thorn nebula]

Buy one just so someone else cant

[frank berry]

They sold Alr so it doesn’t matter

[vocal cobalt]

I'm nobody, I can ask what ever I want, freedom of speech

[placid cosmos]

:Drea

[crude thunder]

And so I have the freedom to call you bothersome.

[sterile finch]

you know... everytime I pick my switch back up I understand how much of a powerhouse this thing is 🔥

[vocal cobalt]

Yeah if u want, just like how I have the freedom to call u bothersome too

[crude thunder]

Just get it from gambling, dude.

[icy storm]

You shut the hell up

[vocal cobalt]

Don't fight keyboard warriors

[crude thunder]

Is that why you try getting everyone's age?

[valid scarab]

🥵

[placid cosmos]

When I tried my best but the team is trash

[icy storm]

Justice

[woeful kayak]

Niiiiice 🥳

[viral moth]

https://tenor.com/view/piano-bruce-almighty-keyboard-keyboard-warrior-fast-typing-gif-3416345

[vocal cobalt]

I don't see how it relates to me, seems like u mad

[thorn nebula]

In totk i somehow got 999 arrows because i farm lynels💀

[woeful kayak]

OMG how sad. 😭

[crude thunder]

Someone's age is personal information, believe it or not.

[thorn nebula]

🍿
Entertainment

[sterile finch]

I "only" have 430 rn... I just used a dupe glitch to farm diamonds 😭

[vocal cobalt]

And it says personal data distribution, i don't see myself revealing your age or you revealing it to me, maybe read again

[crude thunder]

Ok bye have fun

[woeful kayak]

🚪

[frank berry]

😈 maybe I could get the carro with those nation mystery certificates

[eternal field]

Hank in there, Uncle WG will make it all better soon!

[crude thunder]

Dude had a 9 hour warning from APAC that Carro was gonna sell out instantly, and he still wasnt ready for it.

[frank berry]

Who? 😭

[thorn nebula]

"Carrot on a stick"
This explains this entire auction round

[crude thunder]

You took 2 seconds too long.

[sterile finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-laughing-gif-lol-funny-loud-laugh-gif-7926424135311815001

[crude thunder]

NA players are like Piranhas.
They sense something good and they will attack it until its gone.
You gotta get good and outpace.

[sterile finch]

gotta make those fingers quicker bud... also make sure you're at home or somewhere with blazing fast wifi

[frank berry]

I was there when it came out and I wasn’t even gonna get it 😭

[crude thunder]

Also <@&481447501690568709> pretty sure this aint allowed

[storm mist]

Boi is cook

[crude thunder]

I am when you arent throwing a tantrum over a digital tank.

[solar pier]

And telling others to commit scooter ankle is a good idea?

[icy storm]

It’s one of those days I feel like starting a bar fight

[indigo torrent]

hornet808 was banned.

[frank berry]

Let’s start you and me then 😛 I think you’re old and stinky

[solar pier]

Some people man...

[crude thunder]

He could've just went "Oh well maybe next time" but instead he just went overboard for no reason.

[sterile finch]

Funnily enough I did tie a rope to a tree before... but that's to build a threehouse lmao

[thorn nebula]

Bro got worked up over that
Its not like he lost the gold, could have just waited for next offer

[frank berry]

Apparently he sold 2 tanks to get it

[icy storm]

A real actual bar fight

[frank berry]

😭 nvm then sorry for the rude comment I can’t even drink yet

[thorn nebula]

I was about to say "Swing" but i didn't wanna get involved in a pointless argument

[crude thunder]

Buy a shot glass of lemon juice and toss it into someone's face

[viscid zephyr]

Is7 is so good!!! 😍 😍

[icy storm]

That’s too easy and cheap

[thorn nebula]

Stalinium

[frank berry]

You need someone to talk shi about you and then you slam them with the drink

[crude thunder]

You dont gotta be extravagant if it works.

[earnest wraith]

I think tiger i is really a support heavium
It has the stats of a medium tank, and also:
At one point, i decided to try and play as a support to another tank and it worked surprisingly well

[icy storm]

Hmm

[storm mist]

Swing moment

[icy storm]

Anime sucks

[unkempt blade]

I suppose I'm an L player.

[crude thunder]

Possibly.

[frank berry]

Real

[thorn nebula]

That how i felt about my own performance today

[unkempt blade]

25% wr and 0% survival in M4 54 say that it's not just possible.

I thought I can play heavy tanks? Wth is with me today?

[earnest wraith]

You're not the only bad player

[frank berry]

What’s the avg damage rn

[worldly rivet]

funny things happening in here

[sterile finch]

https://tenor.com/view/02-zero-two-let-him-cook-anime-darling-in-the-franxx-gif-12095605483247783307

[unkempt blade]

...1147.

[frank berry]

Take this mid off my screen 💔
@unkempt blade yeah that’s an L

[hollow cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/zero-two-02-gif-25786707

[earnest wraith]

.

[viscid zephyr]

Wow

Truly the goat m4 54 player

[crude thunder]

[gentle rampart]

Guys help me
Chat gpt made an email with a sentence that mentions "i have completed sending live camera inference results" and i sent this mail to my mentor

Now he is questioning me abt it and wants to have a word with me tomorrow morning

[hollow cradle]

Sup rich man

[crude thunder]

Have you tried not using AI

[icy storm]

You made your bed now lay in it

[storm mist]

Duolingo be like

[hollow cradle]

Frosty ima do osha

[frank berry]

Cooked 😭 have fun with that

[icy storm]

Good, I hate you already

[crude thunder]

I dont watch cartoons.

[hollow cradle]

Why what I do 😔

[earnest wraith]

Duolingo when you don't do 0000000000001 nanosecond of a daily lesson:

[icy storm]

Construction workers hate osha officials lol

[sterile finch]

me neither, well not anymore. Haven't watched anything in almost a year lol.

[crude thunder]

OSHA.

[gentle rampart]

Now i have to stay all night to get the task done

[hollow cradle]

They don’t like these?

[viral moth]

https://tenor.com/view/see-ya-ya-yeet-ash-chucks-pikachu-im-sick-of-you-now-throw-gif-16987702

[icy storm]

Safety training

[frank berry]

Why do osha 😛😛 im gonna do roofing with my friends gonna make some big bucks

[viscid zephyr]

I should exchange the weeb background wg gave me in one of those crates

[hollow cradle]

Yes I doing that

[crude thunder]

I dont consider myself an osha official as I straight up do not care.

[slender stirrup]

Awe
Gimme them

[icy storm]

Do core drilling, they make like $300 an hour

[frank berry]

Don’t have that experience yet plus my friend offered the job so I’m taking it I need it

[hollow cradle]

@frank berry I finally got it

[icy storm]

Do osha 40 instead, 10 is obsolete

[thorn nebula]

Looking at this sentence made me think of DRG

[gentle rampart]

Chat gpt cooked me for 8 hours now..i gotta train an ai model based on camera and send the data using mqtt to my laptop

[crude thunder]

Wow, you did all that for 1/10 of my free xp

[hollow cradle]

My school is paying for it it’s only option for free

[icy storm]

Understood, gotta start somewhere, make to stay hydrated

[frank berry]

Nobody can do it like you

[worldly rivet]

Rn only having 3,7 mil free xp:(((

[icy storm]

DRG?

[hollow cradle]

I not rich like you

[frank berry]

Thanks and I definitely will the sun beaming hard over here 😭

[unkempt blade]

Oh hey I upped it slightly to 1213
...
Yeah I still need to grind. There's no way I'm selling this tank.

[icy storm]

Get some Gatorade too, yes it helps also a cooler

[frank berry]

Maybe you’re playing it a bit wrong try to look at your replays and see how you messing up

[earnest wraith]

Why are you all recommending the e100 line if the tanks seem to require skill?

[gentle rampart]

Me rn:

[icy storm]

Get Maus then E100

[frank berry]

Dog you been complaining about this line since I’ve met you just go for something else 😭

[earnest wraith]

Too late

[thorn nebula]

Deep Rock Galactic
Aka funny dwarf game

[gentle rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-scream-breaking-bad-shout-frustrated-gif-5008065

[frank berry]

I’ll keep that in mind thanks friend

[earnest wraith]

Maus apparently sucks

[thorn nebula]

I swear soon in gonna forcible put you into a platoon with me and im gonna spam Annihilator

[icy storm]

Remember this? lol

https://youtu.be/ytWz0qVvBZ0?si=FBrKv_4XozwmMyAt

[vocal cobalt]

Yoo

[thorn nebula]

Its ehh
Im a huge (haha huge) Maus fan but imma be real, the tank doesent fit the meta

[hollow cradle]

Ima do army or navy before college

[storm mist]

Bought that tier 8 crate with the blast coins for 9k

[thorn nebula]

Ive def heard it sometime yea

[thorn nebula]

3 awesome is really nice also
Good drop

[worldly rivet]

Got 100k free xp from mega container kekw

[thorn nebula]

Btw @earnest wraith what server you on

[sterile finch]

why does it cost... 1 cred 😭

[earnest wraith]

Europe

[frank berry]

I’m coming for you

[storm mist]

Got 5k gold back too

[thorn nebula]

Wanna toon tmr morning?
Im gonna personally oversee and make sure you get progress

[sterile finch]

Please do, I'm waiting for some handholding ™️

[earnest wraith]

What

[frank berry]

Get your other toon mate to do it. Also no way you used imgflip for that

[thorn nebula]

Platoon, play with a friend
You didnt know its a thing?

[sterile finch]

tsk... no fun

[earnest wraith]

Ik what a platoon is...

[worldly rivet]

100k free xp from mystery box kekw

[frank berry]

Like that meme you spent a long time for 😭 ✌️

[thorn nebula]

Ah ok
Also i didnt mean to seem rude

[hollow cradle]

Maybe I get a German

[frank berry]

😘

[hollow cradle]

Or a Chinese

[ashen relic]

French

[deft sable]

What's a fr*nch

[gentle rampart]

Sus

[hollow cradle]

🫡🇫🇷

[frank berry]

When I see supboii typing 😩

[ashen relic]

@deft sable

[deft sable]

Yeah I think this is my queue to leave

[frank berry]

Don’t leave when I need you 🤤

[hollow cradle]

@ashen relic what tank do I get

[deft sable]

GET AWAY FROM ME.

[thorn nebula]

Is it a no tho

[gentle rampart]

...you get an erection?

[frank berry]

😈 I can’t

[hollow cradle]

Or @frank berry give a tank to fxp

[deft sable]

Please tell me you're a biological male

[thorn nebula]

Freaky ahh🤨

[frank berry]

Show me what you don’t got

[earnest wraith]

Yeah no

[storm mist]

Freaky moment

[gentle rampart]

This chat is something else after 12 am

[thorn nebula]

Ok👍

[frank berry]

🤫😏

[sterile finch]

let the pro himself figure it out 🗣️ 🔥

[deft sable]

Okay yeah goodbye!

[thorn nebula]

Im getting so confused idk whats going on😶 im just tired

[worldly rivet]

Ohh I free xp'ed the entire line xD

[worldly rivet]

Man you are missing a lot of great tanks://

[frank berry]

Imo I would pick the 121 it’s so fun

[sterile finch]

maybe get the yoh

[thorn nebula]

4005 neglected😔

[hollow cradle]

So 121, or Yoh any other

[sterile finch]

yoh or tvp would be the smart move cause you already made progress

[gentle rampart]

Bz honestly is quite fun too

[sterile finch]

none of these tanks you're missing are meta defining for pubs, or even comp.

[hollow cradle]

So what one is the best to get for goofy offing

[sterile finch]

get a yoh then... it's what the jg wish it was

[crude thunder]

The disrespect to the E 100 is insane.

[thorn nebula]

Maus imo tho chances are you wont like it
Very fun, can be frustrating occasionally

[deft sable]

I just got molested by Minato.

[hollow cradle]

I have 3 of the tech tree t10 camos

[deft sable]

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ
I HAVE THE NOTIFICATION BY THE WAY

[gentle rampart]

more like Violated

[thorn nebula]

What

[sterile finch]

gibbe nine color camo. I'm not paying 6k for that 💀

[deft sable]

Jin said some.... questionable stuff

[crude thunder]

This disgusted gardevoir image is getting way more use than I ever expected it would, and its not even been an entire day yet.

[hollow cradle]

So Yoh or 121 is what has been said and maus

[thorn nebula]

I have that too
Spare a 4005 or CS63 camo?

[crude thunder]

At this point I may as well just do this.

[hollow cradle]

Any other ima put it on a wheel and spin a wheel

[thorn nebula]

Hmm

[sterile finch]

you can take my shidbarn camo, I ain't touching that thing 😭 idk... lemme check what I have in stock

[deft sable]

No.

[thorn nebula]

Just image player trading though
Both good and bad

[woeful kayak]

Restore Vk 168 or Gamble?

[sterile finch]

ngl star catcher looks so good 🤤

[crude thunder]

You're gonna be unhappy no matter what you choose.

[deft sable]

Buddy are you DROOLING over pixels on the screen

[woeful kayak]

Why?

[crude thunder]

VK 168 isnt that good of a vehicle and you suck at gambling so you wont get any tanks.

[deft sable]

Just grind war thunder smh

[sterile finch]

yes, I'm still torn as to which tank deserve my one & only chinese garden camo cert...

[hollow cradle]

Man I want that 10,000,000 credit bundle

[deft sable]

My su100y has that and I sold it

[valid scarab]

do i run food+oil+(gunpowder or fuel) on carro?

[glacial eagle]

Played warthunder and got nuked by an asteroid

[sterile finch]

I want to put it on a big tank ngl, so it's more obvious. But I don't have any big temu boxes around other than the gft (which I already have a camo for)

[deft sable]

Slay!!!!!!!!!

[icy storm]

Get that filth out of here

[deft sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256331075853226104/1336264097096007720/attachment-4.gif

[hollow cradle]

Time to fxp the Yoh

[frank berry]

This dumb ahh get the 121

[deft sable]

Whenever I enter my gifs in this chat, it feels like I'm scrolling through land mines of instant bans

[hollow cradle]

I spun the wheel and it landed on Yoh

[earnest wraith]

Well, is the Tiger 2 playstyle any similar to Tiger 1

[sterile finch]

But…

[icy storm]

No

[glacial eagle]

Ugly

[frank berry]

They need better camos 😭

[valid scarab]

I still havent decided what im going to use the digital camo on
Probably patton when i get it tbh

[glacial eagle]

They need more ice cream camos

[valid scarab]

Also did you not get the 121 legendary camo

[sterile finch]

i did, just didn't use it yet

[frank berry]

The og 121 camo is the better one

[valid scarab]

why not, it looks great imo, esp with emoji light

[earnest wraith]

Is tiger 2 an actual frontline instead of a support

[hollow cradle]

Ok well I’m close

[valid scarab]

get the 120mm coward

[sterile finch]

I had the invader camo on for ages ngl

idk... I actually think I prefer the invader one more, cause there's less random things placed on the tank

[hollow cradle]

I’m just fxping the tank

[sterile finch]

neon wild does look pretty sick, I might try it out

[valid scarab]

coward

[full path]

hey guys, i drew 4005

[hollow cradle]

I’ll fxp it after

[valid scarab]

it works so well with emoji light

[hollow cradle]

Almost

[frank berry]

Get 50k

[hollow cradle]

Once I get yoh E5 will be the last

I just need this 🙂‍↕️

[thorn nebula]

Im just thinking who even buys that bundle

[wraith fern]

toon?

[hollow cradle]

People who need credits

[thorn nebula]

For 10k gold💀

[sterile finch]

but who in their right mind would throw 10k gold away for that

[thorn nebula]

Only whales would maybe do that

[sterile finch]

my little f2p brain hurts rn. I'd value the 400 cooldown boosters over that 10 mil creds

[hollow cradle]

I need xp

[thorn nebula]

I have so many combat XP boosters, 800 epic and counting
I get them faster than i can use them

[earnest wraith]

Kv-2

[thorn nebula]

But british

[viscid geode]

Your pfp is awesome

[crude thunder]

So...

[hollow cradle]

I need some of your gold boosters

[crude thunder]

I havent looked at how many boosters I've had in quite a bit.

[sterile finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/980176371491930242/1334067951011238000/gif.gif

[crude thunder]

I'm at work.
I only called out yesterday to hunt down the dogs that ran away.

[sterile finch]

and give it all to me 🥺

[crude thunder]

I dont need a Golden Jageroo when all of my games constantly give me gold without my consent.

[hollow cradle]

I want 110,000 xp new slide 110,000 of your tons of fxp please and thank

[frank berry]

What da hell 😭 why he on the car

[crude thunder]

Waking the car up for ya

[frank berry]

😭 he still there

[ashen relic]

💀

[crude thunder]

Obviously it isnt awake enough

[frank berry]

😭 I’m trying to leave bruh he still screaming

[hollow cradle]

Record it

[frank berry]

Can’t 💔 gonna hear my fam talking

[thorn nebula]

Lol what😂

[frank berry]

He still there bruh 😭

[jovial fable]

The hounds are loose

[thorn nebula]

Move it manually?

[thorn nebula]

Freaky picture specially made for this one scenario

[frank berry]

I’m not gonna do that bruh

[jovial fable]

Here’s your new challenge, play battles and invite every random you meet to a platoon until you get accepted in a platoon, now it is your job to carry that player into success for the rest of your life

[thorn nebula]

Drive anyway

[sterile finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/854418700648054844.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=yes~1

[thorn nebula]

Why it having voicecracks💀

[frank berry]

No clue it got off so I’m out of here 😭

[thorn nebula]

👍 finally

[sterile finch]

ain't no way that's your voice 💀

[jovial fable]

Funny how more people are interested in a rooster than blitz rn. The game has gotten that boring

[hollow cradle]

What da heck

[frank berry]

And 😡?

[thorn nebula]

When i miss a free shot and subsequently take a load of damage because of the shot not connecting

[stable bough]

Guys why 114 sp2 not giving credits

[summer hinge]

Your voice stinks 💅

[hard stump]

hi kids, ask yourself is redeeming a duplicate tiger 131 worth 500 gold when you can sell the tiger 131 for 1750 gold then redeeming the tiger 131 collector tank

[wise thistle]

omg i was like why u have sun up in the sky its basically night, and then i realised u are NA😂

[thorn nebula]

Its a T10, dont use it for credit grinding
Even though its a collector

[thorn nebula]

Sell it twice

[summer hinge]

500 is a bigger number than 1700 if I remember

[hard stump]

go and open your mouth to put a lollipop in

[summer hinge]

No, get 183’d

[hard stump]

something you will very soon experience

[summer hinge]

Blitz needs to do a Minecraft movie collab and introduce jack black as a commander who only says quotes from the movie

[serene sparrow]

Yikes. I’m glad that average players aren’t devs

[summer hinge]

Average players are devs if we compare their skill levels at the game

[crude thunder]

You underestimate how hard it is to keep pace with 2 pitbulls.

[thorn nebula]

Chicken jockey has already gone too far😭 imagine thay every time you get a kill

[wise thistle]

and u can get him only from a box that costs 40$ each but have just 0.05% chance of dropping him

[hard stump]

@serene sparrow is this discord profile acceptable

[serene sparrow]

I stopped reading after the second line

[hard stump]

continue reading

[wise thistle]

looks alright to me

[summer hinge]

Valid response to someone who’s idolizing my profile rn

[frank berry]

Ew

[wise thistle]

its alright, except the 2nd line tho

[thorn nebula]

Good luck eating an Annihilator
(Anni is my baby)

[summer hinge]

I am fluffy is a major offense true

[wise thistle]

yeah its quite aggressive statement, but i think otherwise its okay :D

[ashen relic]

uhm

[hard stump]

youtubers gambling with draws and crates can be interesting to watch
since I am not going to spin the mbt-b draw

[wise thistle]

yesterday i smacked ur baby with Vz.44-1 on tournament

[thorn nebula]

No need, today was bad enough
Horrific games today

[hard stump]

did I just detect an annihilator spammer

[thorn nebula]

Yes

[hard stump]

do you feel honoured and proud doing that?

[thorn nebula]

Look in my defense atleast im not this guy

[hard stump]

what's the difference
still annihilator spammer

[unique root]

Cck

[thorn nebula]

I dont even have 100 battles in it yet tho

[hard stump]

that's enough discord chat for now

[thorn nebula]

I need sleep ye
Gn chat

[wise thistle]

gn

[hard stump]

sell annihilator when

[thorn nebula]

Im not like Sream
Never

[hard stump]

is this good prioritisation for level 7 crew skills (circled in read)

[thorn nebula]

Imo Camo skill is the most op one

[hard stump]

what's the difference
both of you have <55% career winrate

[hard stump]

precision fire crew skill:

one max roll and the enemy's ammorack can go boom

[thorn nebula]

They have 11k battles tho

[hard stump]

imagine buying this

[hard stump]

you are not even sleeping

rate this carro 45t background idea

russians like the carro45t since it looks the closest to their t90m tank

[ruby light]

its nowhere close how t90m look icl

[hard stump]

kampfpanzer70 and leopard are not even close to that

[ruby light]

what are you talking about?

[hard stump]

a tank in world of tanks blitz looking like a t90m tank

[ruby light]

t62 looks much more like t90m than carro45t i think

carro45 looks much more like a nato tank than russian

[hard stump]

object777ii looks more like an older t72 than a t90m
t62's turret doesn't match the t90m
t22medium is a bit better regarding turret look but not the hull pike nose

[hard stump]

looks, not factions

[ruby light]

i mean obj777 with leg camo is almost very similar to t72b3

[hard stump]

and older t90 tank variants, t90a just not t90m

[ruby light]

ngl t90m is js t90a but slapped more era on its face

[hard stump]

no, better armour and better gun
also better turret

[ruby light]

yeah i am just talking about how it looks

[hard stump]

what tanks in world of tanks blitz have futuristic looks

[ruby light]

other than carro45t which looks very similar to ariete idk

[hard stump]

destiny being one

[ruby light]

oh also kpz70 too

[hard stump]

both related to british challenger 1 turret design

[ruby light]

most nato tanks have similar turrets such as abrams too

[regal tundra]

i got a question about teammates. So last match i was in the isu 130 and there was this tankenstein that was constantly driving in front of me to shoot whoever i was aiming at, and also started pushing me when i was aiming. Is there anything i could've done to improve my situation?

[maiden forge]

Guys rate my hori

[hard stump]

NATO tanks have a few hundred challengers which turrets don't look like abrams and leclerc turret looks ugly and have a few hundred t72 and t80 tanks in that faction plus a few hundred k2 black panther tanks
overall most common is leopard 2

[hard stump]

trash

[wise thistle]

until now i thought i shouldn't play td's cuz i'm bad with them, and then i get this battle that's actually my record dmg

[ashen relic]

yoh

[viral moth]

chat will charlamenge survive untill tommrow?

[hard stump]

free yamato harbour swimming session for enemies

[ruby light]

ugly

[viral moth]

ima buy yhe charlamenge then

[shrewd gale]

why

[woeful kayak]

It has besh. 🥳 with 171 pen.

[ashen relic]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-anguish-despair-gif-13915908866750092639

[fading berry]

https://youtu.be/vHsC_TMfOeI?si=Abt3IzXK4nfunSjG

[stuck root]

yes

[fading berry]

On PC Lesta, Erich is the fastest tier X medium with the highest alpha gun out of any mediums...

Man, Lesta is just a different world altogether

[earnest wraith]

So i've tried tiger 2 for the first time, 2 words

Utterly disappointing

[ashen relic]

brother

You’re never happy I fear

[fathom urchin]

Its not good as a traditional heavy

You always need to be angled and hull down with it and even then your turret is still weak

[earnest wraith]

This just means that e75 and e100 aren't any good

[fathom urchin]

Uh no it doesn’t they are different tier for tier than tiger 2

[earnest wraith]

Because i can't find an actually good tank

[shrewd gale]

you literally cannot go wrong with topped out tiger 2

[earnest wraith]

Wdym

[fathom urchin]

Well you can it’s not really a forgiving heavy tank if you compare its armor profile to something like the 53TP or T32

[ashen relic]

the armor is still good. .

[low fjord]

My same reaction but as I progressed, I got good in the tank and is one of the praised tanks I own today

Is the Steyr WT a good tank??? I got it from a certificate.

[frank berry]

🐓

[errant pollen]

Anyone tried doing the house glitch on Yukon in gravity?

[fathom urchin]

It becomes decent when it’s angled and hull down but in most situations I wouldn’t pick it to be a frontline heavy unlike its competitors

[earnest wraith]

I regret grinding this line

[errant pollen]

If the enemy has a trash pen lineup just go and bully them

[frank berry]

Just go grind something else

[errant pollen]

Tiger 2 is an amazing tank in my opinion

[frank berry]

Apparently the Jacob guy hates it and the line

[shrewd gale]

you'd regret any line you play tbh

[errant pollen]

He hates everything so im not surprised

[frank berry]

Fr 😭

[errant pollen]

I just got the isu 130 and it's good

[earnest wraith]

What else

[frank berry]

Anything else than the E100 line apparently

[woeful kayak]

😂 You need to embrace the suck every line has bad tanks. 💀

[viscid zephyr]

There is no point trying to talk sense to that dude he has been yapping about literally every tank in one of the easiest lines to use in the game

[frank berry]

He’s prob yapping about a stock tank 😭 ✌️

[shrewd gale]

a change was made, i wonder if it's one to regret or not

[earnest wraith]

I have it 90% upgraded

[earnest wraith]

Tiger II is not what i expected

[atomic mica]

If you're not gonna like a Tiger II, you aren't gonna like most tanks

[frank berry]

Damn 😢 my you might have skill issue then

[earnest wraith]

How do i like gain any skill then

[crude thunder]

Its a good vehicle but, as is a common issue for a lot of TDs, its a bit team-reliant.

[sterile finch]

"a bit" is an understatement here. We're talking about a paper td with a low alpha clipper 💀

[crude thunder]

Depending on what you're fighting, the Steyr can actually do pretty good on its own.

Occasionally I play mine like an LT when I dont trust my team.

[viscid zephyr]

Nah I carry in grille the true paper t10 td all the Time

[crude thunder]

Steyr's pretty flexible all things considered.

[viscid zephyr]

Just frontline your steyr like a mega pro and profit trust 🙏

[crude thunder]

I remember a T49 getting angry at me for not frontlining in the Steyr and he was shoving me out of cover

[tranquil inlet]

should i choose maus or e100?

[sterile finch]

ok but that has alpha and dpm, not to mention reticle cali 😭

[white lodge]

Are servers bad today or is it just me?

[woeful kayak]

Watch youtubers play. Get better at T6.

[fathom urchin]

Yeah in that situation Tiger 2 is a flat out bully

[wise thistle]

e100

[viscid zephyr]

And steyr has a clip and on move dispersion that isn't unplayable

[sterile finch]

which server... I'm doing fine on NA rn

[crude thunder]

Steyr's also really small and fast.

[white lodge]

I’ve disconnected 4 times in the last 5 minutes and I’m not over exaggerating

[crude thunder]

Just stop disconnecting then, dude. Easy.

[viscid zephyr]

Grille camo is so awful, I forgot how awful it actually was until I played it again recently

[sterile finch]

buy more wifi 🗣️ 🔥

[wise thistle]

meanwhile me practicing TD gameplay on T8 🫠 and i'm actually doing decent

[shrewd gale]

i wonder how long will it take, to accept the change

[frank berry]

Soon

[white lodge]

I hope the lion hears you speak

[frank berry]

The lion?

[frank berry]

https://tenor.com/view/leo-gif-25980346

[viscid zephyr]

I wonder if I should play another triangle tank or not, I could only play 30 in 183 before I stopped

[white lodge]

Go on TikTok rq and search up the lion

[sullen moss]

Try 268

[frank berry]

I’m not doing allat

[sterile finch]

you should play the foch 155, with the hololive camo ✨

[shrewd gale]

interesting

[white lodge]

Trust you’ll understand the joke

[viscid zephyr]

...
Silence weeb

[frank berry]

Still not doing allat

[sterile finch]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[viscid zephyr]

Perhaps, I do kind of like that one

[white lodge]

You’d rather stare at a discord server for a mobile game for hours on end?

[sullen moss]

Think I manged about 43 battles in it in one day

[frank berry]

That’s you not me I’m about to go to a store to get something

[earnest wraith]

I just wanted an actually good tank that doesn't get killed easily

[sullen moss]

What u gettingg

[frank berry]

I want you ahaha 🤤

[viscid zephyr]

You're beyond saving sorry

[low fjord]

I can't even play this thing right now

[sullen moss]

😨

[frank berry]

😈

[ashen relic]

T

[earnest wraith]

What?

[viscid zephyr]

You already have a good tank,if you're dying easily that's only on you

[frank berry]

Real

[sullen moss]

I'm not at the store

[earnest wraith]

I swear you are helpless when you're surrounded by 3 enemies

[shrewd gale]

don't even bother me

[frank berry]

Not yet 😛

[shrewd gale]

knowing you you'll find a way to annoy me with that

[ashen relic]

no ?

I’m just confused with the ign

[woeful kayak]

They said it's a skill issue. 💀

[sullen moss]

Or ever

[frank berry]

It’s ok I’ll come get you 😛☝️

[ashen relic]

Oh

[woeful kayak]

Lol, can I come too. 😁

[shrewd gale]

i changed it for literally no reason, and boredom

i think I'll keep it like that for some time

[frank berry]

Sure 🦤

[sullen moss]

I want Charles

[frank berry]

😭 get him

[safe elm]

Oh

[errant pollen]

What did you expect?

[sullen moss]

I'm tryingggg

[earnest wraith]

Forget it

[fathom urchin]

There is no tank in the game that can win a 1v3 100% of the time not even annie or smasher

It’s a team game, you don’t fight alone

[viscid zephyr]

"B-but my team don't help me!!!" Is the response I'm expecting

Gee I'm shocked

[frank berry]

Well you was right

[glacial eagle]

My team don’t help me so I kill them, problem solved

[frank berry]

Your team sucks and you go and do a 1v3? 🤔

[viscid zephyr]

Truly the pulse member of all time

[earnest wraith]

No, i try to do 1v1 but then another 2 enemies come in

[fathom urchin]

Even when you get to tier 10 that won’t change. It’s up to you to create the engagement that will help you win

My suggestion is first learning positioning on maps. Where does everybody go? What positions work for you?

Second is tank awareness. How big is your tank? How do you position your tank so u can shoot the enemy but they have to shoot your armor/a small profile?

[glacial eagle]

No pulse from them

[viscid zephyr]

So true king

[frank berry]

Uh huh I would just stay back and try to farm wait for them to get spotted but yk. Not everyone is as pro as me 🤑

[fathom urchin]

Start with these things and at least you’ll have the foundation to get better

[sterile finch]

then you're not playing aggro enough. Be like this rhm player

[viscid zephyr]

Yeah so pro getting absolutely dunked on by otaviocabr

[earnest wraith]

When i try to retreat they just kill me instantly

[frank berry]

They still having trash teams im cruising by 😛

[glacial eagle]

No team no pain

[shrewd gale]

gn

[errant pollen]

Team doesn't listen to advice like get back or go there and they die fast so it is a 1v3

[gentle rampart]

Guys
Its 3.19 am here
And i still need to correct chatgpt mistake

[candid bough]

guys what's a good ratings calibration to have after 10 battles

[sterile finch]

1.5k and above

[wide dirge]

4k

[candid bough]

I feel like I got cheated for only 4063 with 80% wr 2400 avg damage t8

[vital plume]

Somewhere between 3700 and 4200. Its not that hard if you don't play with meme tanks

[sterile finch]

I've been playing this game for 11 years and could only achieve 1700 this calibration 😮‍💨

[wide dirge]

s i
k s
i s
l u
l e

[candid bough]

I also pulled this off in one of the games :v

progetto is so balanced fr

[wide dirge]

I never could enjoy prog ,feels so sluggish

[fathom urchin]

[candid bough]

it's a 720 autoreloading clip with great accuracy and pen ofc it's not gonna be fast lol

[vital plume]

Progetto 46 is timeless man. Its always brings something useful no matter gamemode

[candid bough]

fr I was stomping kids in a QT with it. no meds on other team? that's fine, I'll just flank. too many meds? that's fine, I'll just dump 720 into whatever heavy I need to focus fire

[vital plume]

It was one of my first Premium tanks. It had a 1% drop chance from the professional tournaments streams waaaaaay back in 2020

[candid bough]

I got the defender mk 1 before progetto and I played that thing SO MUCH

that was back in lockdown 2020 and I actually won ratings for that month lmao

but progetto legit gaps the defender in terms of versatility

[vital plume]

Defender was my first xmas tank. Good times

Fast forward 5 years with like, 300 tanks in the garage. What else should i do?

[candid bough]

I just got the 183 today.... my first battle was 6k damage lmao

[prisma wasp]

I got the Prog when after joining a Nintendo Switch only clan. Toonmates nuked my stats but that thing can carry even with the Switch and Toonmate handicap.

[winter lynx]

i got really mad and said toxic stuff to this guy...

[crude thunder]

Being ambidextrous is such a lifesaver

[winter lynx]

because he played terrible. did 0 dmg.

[candid bough]

just carry him smh

[crude thunder]

Getting mad over video games?
Its a video game. It isnt real. Calm down buddy

[neon plank]

Ive done 0 damage before, who cares. Everyone has lol.

[candid bough]

blitz fr has the most toxic players

I got whiplash after returning to the game, having played mostly minecraft for the last year

[vital plume]

Done that plenty of times thanks to an unstable wifi connection.

[sterile finch]

applies to literally every pvp game tbh.

[crude thunder]

Love 0 damage games

[sterile finch]

there's always going to be the casuals... and those who are a bit more competitive.

[prisma wasp]

I'm on and off for this game, it's scary when chat isn't toxic sometimes.

[vital plume]

Every gamer is born good

Its multiplayer that corrupts them

[candid bough]

except blitz is literally matchup dependent in 1v1s and teammate dependent for the rest lol

[sterile finch]

couldn't outturn your destiny quite fast enough

[crude thunder]

Honestly I shoulda just tanked the 960 damage to the rear 😂

[sterile finch]

ye. that's why you pick your fights carefully, and use your team as meat shields to farm .

[crude thunder]

Third time's the charm.

[sterile finch]

my brain real fuzzy rn 😭

[viscid zephyr]

Yappity yap

This is a 7v7 game, no matter how much you want to cope and try to deny it

[sterile finch]

I've been foching around in pubs too much. 1300 bursts ftw

[crude thunder]

You should try keeping up with a couple of dogs in a full sprint through a forest

[sacred osprey]

e e e e e
e
e e e e e
e
e
e e e e e

[vital plume]

53k gold for a freedom™ copy of something we have on the tech tree?

[crude thunder]

You made the bottom of E too big.
E for Effort.

[errant pollen]

Ah yes i "yap" because what i said was true, teammates don't listen to other teammates

[sterile finch]

ok but let's be real, what's the incentive for them to listen to you. I don't listen to my teammates 95% of the time

[crude thunder]

I'm okay with freedom-ifying tanks

[sacred osprey]

you are right.
e e e e e
e
e e e e e
e
e e e e e

[viscid zephyr]

It's random battles, why are you expecting people to listen to you

[sterile finch]

^

[crude thunder]

Much better.
E for Excellent.

[errant pollen]

When you're surrounded by enemies and your TD's tell you to retreat so that they can get a clear shot on the enemy, what you do?

[neon plank]

I never speak to or listen to my teammates and I'm winning like 80%+ of my games these days. This is just some straight-up yappage.

[viscid zephyr]

Get better positioning then buddy

[crude thunder]

Start popping off and take all the damage for myself

[sterile finch]

it doesn't happen to me, unless the enemy team does a pepega full send yolo. It's called positioning, and if you position well you don't face 80% of the issues you keep complaining about 😭

[sterile finch]

double sp2 toon when? Let's help some random 50%er break 7k dmg 🗣️ 🔥

[icy gorge]

I miss the pepega andy man

[vital plume]

Then how in the actual hell you calibrate 1700 in ratings bro? Just a doubt that lived rent free in my head

[crude thunder]

Where your SP2?

[sterile finch]

in... my dreams?

[errant pollen]

At this point you're just making up excuses there's no good position you can get against 3 enemies behind sand dunes and big rocks so in order to shoot them you have to tell your team to draw the Frontline back so the enemies will expose themselves more

[neon plank]

yes there is, you just sound like you suck lol

[crude thunder]

Or, get this.
Listen closely now.
You ready?
MOVE TO A BETTER POSITION SO YOU CAN HELP YOUR TEAM.

[sterile finch]

it was a bad day man... a very bad day. Happens to the best of us 😮‍💨 I did my best but I could only get a single light ram over the 10 games

[vital plume]

Here

[viscid zephyr]

What are you even talking about now, of course there's good positions to be in when multiple enemies are nearby

[errant pollen]

Read what i said and then type

[neon plank]

I did, it makes no sense, you just need to position better and play better lol

[crude thunder]

I dont need a TD hiding in the corner doing nothing.
I need the TD to use its overwhelming firepower to push on the enemy frontline and force them to start retreating.
A camping TD is strong, a camping TD that isnt shooting is a wasted server slot.

[errant pollen]

Ofc it makes no sense when you can't read

[candid bough]

stop capping boi

[neon plank]

Ooooooooh, nice burn, but have you considered that you're just terrible lol?

[sterile finch]

I didn't think the t100lt would accidentally scrape my paint. A tragedy ik

[crude thunder]

If you arent getting damage by camping, thats on the TD to move up and start being helpful.
Not the frontline who's in active combat holding off the enemy.

[errant pollen]

in open desert maps you can't really do that because of low hp pool and the high chance of being focused on by the enemy

[viscid zephyr]

Have you ever won 70% of your games in any meaningful amount of time? Let alone 80

[neon plank]

hmmm, mhmmm, okey, yeahh, mmmmm, I'm taking notes professor

[crude thunder]

In open desert maps, TDs have to stop camping at some point regardless. Whats your point.

[vital plume]

Its been a LONG time since i had such a good session of blitz

[candid bough]

anything past 70% wr is impossible in NA

[viscid zephyr]

Funny joke

[neon plank]

no, its easy lol

[errant pollen]

have you considered making any sense?
how did you bring up the word "nearby" when i said that teammates need to bring the Frontline "back" so the enemies get more exposed

[candid bough]

yeah if you run anni/smasher platoons... I mean at tier 10

[viscid zephyr]

NA players and coping always goes hand in hand

[vital plume]

I don't know if i'm getting worse but it used to be easier tho.

I mainly play 8/9.

[fathom urchin]

It’s possible

[errant pollen]

My point is that teammates should listen to other teammates and cooperate maybe it helps

[neon plank]

yeah tier X on NA is light work. I went there and did NA all time top1 and top2 on obj 140 and kranvagn. Conquered NA and went back to EU coz NA is so dead it's unbelievable.

[errant pollen]

it doesn't give them ground control if they get shot easier and die faster rather than being Virtually invulnerable to td fire does it?

[viscid zephyr]

I don't camp in my tds in the first place buddy

[candid bough]

dawg there's a reason that 90% of the 75+% players are in RU or EU

[sterile finch]

I appreciate the fact you are also a frontline grille enjoyer 🗣️ 🔥

[candid bough]

frontline grille best grille 🗣️

[sterile finch]

I mean also consider how much bigger EU and RU servers are compared to NA or APAC.

[neon plank]

because your server is so small lol. Much smaller group of players = smaller number of unis, etc.

[errant pollen]

me too buddy, but on maps like oasis palms is mandatory

[vital plume]

NA and APAC together would be like 1/3 of EU

[fathom urchin]

Come on bro

[sterile finch]

NA queues during peak hours is like 100-200 people 💀

[fathom urchin]

It used to be higher 😔

[candid bough]

I have heard from MANY pros that EU servers are farm fests

[vital plume]

Its funny because if you are sociable you will bump into the same guy like 4-5 times in the same session

[errant pollen]

Forgot what neither means lol

[sterile finch]

boy... I swear I always meet korah or rob78 it ain't funny anymore 💀

[viscid zephyr]

Have you ever considered that maybe you're just kinda bad lol

70% is a cakewalk doesn't matter on what server

[neon plank]

well I turned NA into a farm fest for myself? For there was very little difference between the servers. You're just coping hard. Because from my experience in playing top4 on NA a few times now, my teammates also admit that difficulty level is mostly comparable. Y'all are just coping.

[candid bough]

I mean, my 30 day was 70% before I quit for 2 years lol
now I don't have the game sense or map knowledge I used to but it's chill

[errant pollen]

Yet 90% of players in the game absolutely suck at the game and can't manage to do above 1k damage

[sterile finch]

The ratio of 40%er to half decent to good players should be similar tbh, there's no real reason it wouldn't be

I'm talking about these ratios between server btw... not that 40%er amount = 50%er = 60%er or so on

[wide dirge]

EU playerbase is massive that means more random and very bad players ,while in other server ,half the people u meet are the same people that playing for many years

[viscid zephyr]

Oh no! I'll get matched with the 1800 avg 50%er with 80k battles for multiple battles!

Shiver me timbers

[vital plume]

Probably will be a regular draw that costs way too much gold for that we are getting.

Last time WG sold 30 MBT-B containers (pretty much the tank itself since you need 30 charms to get it guaranteed)

For
53.000 gold

[sterile finch]

Also boils down to when you play. If you play super late during off hours, chance are you're dealing with other players who care/like the game enough to also do the same

[quaint crown]

My discord not working on windows 7 😭 only on phone, not sure why, on pc not see letters

[candid bough]

true, I be playing at the weirdest hours

[viscid zephyr]

So it's "impossible" because you personally can't do it

Uhuh

[fathom urchin]

30k of those battles are at tier 6 bro 😤 have some respect

[wide dirge]

it's a simple logic but ig u wouldn't have heard about it 🤣

[errant pollen]

My brother wanted to play the game and then said it is hard because he doesn't know which is the front and back of the tank 💀

[candid bough]

when did I say 70% was impossible lmao
I said anything more than that (i.e. 75, 80 etc) which is pretty near impossible without either a platoon, or playing busted low tier tanks

[sterile finch]

fr, but I mostly play during your typical weekender hours, which is why sometimes the teams are so so agonizing 😭

[wide dirge]

exactly

[neon plank]

this whole conversation is just so pointless lol. For me both servers felt the exact same difficulty. Easy.

[viscid zephyr]

It wouldn't be a convo with an NA player without extreme amounts of coping involved

[neon plank]

yeah that's true, they always cope idk. I haven't seen any NA players come to EU and get insane, mind-blowing numbers.

[quaint crown]

Yeahhh I not wish to change it, most stable windows

[wide dirge]

I see massive coping from people who just heard that EU server is easy

[viscid zephyr]

Neither have I,but the way they talk about it they'd all be averaging 85wr and 5k average lmao

[neon plank]

yep..

[errant pollen]

He's just exaggerating everything he says and thinks he's always right what do you expect@candid bough

[viscid zephyr]

Every server is easy

[sterile finch]

on real note though... even on EU there's maybe barely 200 people who get 70% wr 30 day in tier 10 with under 50% toon.

[wide dirge]

🤓

[vital plume]

One of the topics that never gets old in this server is the "NA players coping" rant.

Always funny to watch it unfold

[neon plank]

I'm pretty sure I said that every single server is easy?

[sterile finch]

Let's not even get to 80%ers, which well... most are people who toon non stop. Those who do uphold that level of wr solo are so few in number you could count them with your fingers 💀