#The Acolyte - Episode 5 Discussion

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dusky lark
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Im hoping at the end, that Laser whip turns up and she just spends an entire episode teaching the Sith what the wrong end of a laser whip is.

plucky plover
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I believe I did warn you guys about the sun and moon thing. The only difference is that it was Sol and Lune when I said it.

spiral tiger
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Trueeeee but both scenarios could've lead to her death. With so many unknowns, it was an inherently dangerous mission from the jump. I digged the banter between the two because Qimir was cleverly calling out the hypocrisies of not just Sol, but the Jedi Order itself

dusky lark
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...I think I am still in the WTF! stage of grief after that fight.

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winged gale
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NGL I misunderstood that whooooole thing. The goal was to kill a Jedi that did not wield or have a weapon on them... I'm over here thinking they're supposed to kill a Jedi without using a weapon, like their bare hands. I think it was Ep3 before I had my "ohhhhhh" moment

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spiral tiger
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Of course comparing the two is wild, I still firmly believe that the Jedi operate with the best intentions of the galaxy, working to do what they feel is the right thing. Something the Jedi hadn't considered was the affect of doing the right thing had on those who seemingly got the shorter end of the stick

dusky lark
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Clearly the Jedi are better than the Sith, that really is black and white, when ever the Sith get a chance billions die. I think, to use an analogy, the Jedi codes are much more like the Christian Ten commandments, they are not BE GOOD they are much more don't do the bad thing. Being a Jedi <> being good, but it does equal 'can we all try to not do the bad thing, and maybe stop other people doing the bad thing as well.'

spiral tiger
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Important to note that with any decision you make, there'll always be someone who loses. It's inevitable

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dusky lark
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The Jedi isnt a suicide cult, they are allowed to ignore a rule if its going to get them dead.

plucky plover
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I know. I was writing that from Qimir's point of view.

dusky lark
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See also : Kirk and the Prime Directive.

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spiral tiger
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In ATLA, Avatar Yangchen raised an incredible point: although the air-nomads are pacifists (to a certain extent), it is the duty of the avatar to place those beliefs aside for the greater good. The Jedi, like the Avatar, cannot be pacifistic. Some villains desperately need permanent ends.

plucky plover
# spiral tiger Funny enough, it's them *not* ignoring certain rules that may have worsened situ...

On the flip side, if this story involved some of the Jedi we're more used to, Mae might have gotten a second chance and been allowed to explain what really happened with Kelnacca. I think that although Jecki's actions were perfectly justified given what had just happened, it was bad timing. If a more experienced Jedi had been in the right place at the right time, perhaps Mae would've been allowed to explain rather than Jecki just going full beast mode on her.

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spiral tiger
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Up until that point, the Jedi assume (correctly) that Mae is incredibly sneaky and not to be trusted. Mae could swear up and down that she didn't kill Kelnacca but the wrong place/wrong time argument can only go so far for someone who's already killed two other Jedi in the span of a few days

plucky plover
spiral tiger
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I mean they were ready to throw Osha in the slammer for presumed murder of Indara. Yord coincidentally following Osha as she trailed off and discovered newly -deceased Torbin helped vindicate her

pulsar grove
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And then weirdly not coming out at the sight of a Jedi Master collapsed on the floor.

keen vortex
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As for Jedi vs Sith. The devil doesn't lie. He doesn't have to. Doesn't make him good.

green ether
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just saw the episode.wow.SO.MANY.DEATHS!!!

winged gale
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Anybody know what the deal was with the helmet/metal being able to short-circuit lightsabers?

spiral tiger
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I remember seeing something similar in legends called cortosis👀

winged gale
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Thanks for that -- Googled it ||Qimir wears a cortosis helmet on The Acolyte. Cortosis is an uncommon metal that is among the strongest and strangest in the galaxy far, far away. It’s found on two Star Wars planets: the Mid Rim planet Dinzo and the Outer Rim planet Mokivj.

Cortosis is extremely fragile unless refined. Then, it becomes incredibly powerful. Timothy Zahn’s Thrawn: Alliances explained why. The rare metal has an “unusually high energy absorption and transmission coefficients.” That allows cortosis to “dissipate” energy blasts along fibers without damaging them. While cortosis has its limits, notably lengthy energy attacks, it still poses a unique problem for Jedi fighting a dark side user.||

random pier
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Wookieepedia

The material is called cortosis. It's very rare— I've heard stories about it, but never seen any. It's rumored to have unusually high energy absorption and transmission coefficients, to the point...

winged gale
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That same book had a lizard that could block force powers too iirc?

random pier
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Also anti-telepathy

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"so you can read my thoughts? No"

spiral tiger
crimson leaf
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Is that because telepathy involves the Force, and the Force is a form of energy?

spiral tiger
winged gale
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Magento explains the purple 🤔

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stiff salmon
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"magento"

HA!

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winged gale
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I still want Qimir to survive and be the old wandering Sith in Visions.

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When it was split in two and made those little ones? Oooooooooo

lean thunder
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Well now I'm very sad.

warm ice
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Qimir is Mephisto.

dusty light
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Crazy that Leslie wrote the role just for Manny. Dudes already way scarier and effective in combat then like most of the dark side users we seen before

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Technically he’s killed the 2nd most jedi on screen after Vader right?

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winged gale
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I don't think I can go back to watching The Good Place the same way anymore. I'm just gonna look at Jason the same way I look at Darth Jar Jar.

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"We know you're just pretending"

limpid tinsel
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So say what you will about other bits of the new shows, but casting has been A+ in every show

spiral tiger
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Didn't Kylo's theme play with the qimir reveal? Would be interesting if he's somehow related to the knights of ren

surreal helm
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I watched it again. It was subtle but there

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When I heard it I was like “ooooh” which is why a fun theory I say to myself is that Qimir isn’t a sith. Maybe he could be the first of the knights of ren order. Maybe the score was just there for fun but hey could help the cause of Qimir not being a sith. Idk. We’ll figure out soon if Qimir is a sith or if he is serving someone

dusky lark
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Im hoping that the writers really start to understand with the scale of the Star Wars universe whole epics could take place and never cross over into already established stuff. It would (IMO) be cool if Qimir was just totally unrelated to any other Sith.

green wedge
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Fight choreography... literally some of the best since RotS

keen parrot
wheat cobalt
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It may be an unpopular opinion, but I thought the fight choreography was better than RotS. RotS Anakin vs Obi-Wan was too flashy IMO.

pulsar grove
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I don't think many will disagree with you.

green wedge
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I mean Obi-Ani is flashy but honestly that was kind of the best part of it because until that point we hadn't had anything on that scale even in AotC

wheat cobalt
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Smilo's style was aggressive and terrifying

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green wedge
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Super aggressive

uneven shadow
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the obi ani spin has always been a point of conversation. people like to ignore it 20 years on but it is absolutely a flashy bit for the sake of it

green wedge
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that|| hidden second blade||

uneven shadow
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i swear a remember them making a toy like that years ago

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# surreal helm When I heard it I was like “ooooh” which is why a fun theory I say to myself is ...

Atm I don’t think he’s an actual Sith, just a darkside user who wants to be a Sith. Kind of like Kylo wanting to be the next Vader (the music cue was very intentional imo). Very curious about his background and connection to Sol…A connection to the Knights of Ren would be interesting. Either way I’m doubtful he’s connected to the line of Sith that we know of from the Skywalker saga but time will tell

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green wedge
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I see this potentially being the origin for the knights of ren considering he doesnt see himself as being a sith

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dusky lark
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arctic cloak
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Exactly

green wedge
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Now the red saber and aggro fighting style would fall under sith for sure though

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But that feels more like just a way to counter the Jedi

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I think if the Sith knew about cortosis/had a source for it, they absolutely would have used it. But that’s just my opinion

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But it points to Qimir being a different type of dark sider

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potent helm
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He died like a chump. What an ignominious death

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keen parrot
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He’s a Sith, maybe not a Darth Sidious style Sith but certainly a Sith, a few episodes back he and Mae say the first line of the Sith Code. Plus if I remember correctly this show was described as a story centered more around the Sith. Just my gut feeling

winged gale
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"Jedi like y ou might call me.... Sith" because that's all the Jedi know. If you're not Jedi, you're Sith. There's no real name for badguy force users other than that.

But, there are so many iterations of what the "sith" are anymore. They were once an actual race of beings, eventually (mostly?) wiped out, and their ideologies became the religion of it all. Going back in canon it's a fairly bastardized term as is

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winged gale
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Pretty sure, yeah. They were interbred to erase the pure Sith bloodlines

potent helm
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Ok, can't remember if Disney erased that

winged gale
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Oh I guess "technically" the species doesn't exist in canon. Just legends.

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But time will tell what comes out, I guess.

keen parrot
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I think the only sith mentioned in canon currently are Bane, Plagueis, Sidious, Maul, Tyranus, and Vader, but there’s a good chance I’m wrong about that

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keen parrot
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He did say he wants a pupil, maybe he just killed his master

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lean thunder
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Yeah, quite a few via DK guides and the Darth Vader comics.

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Tenebrous

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# keen parrot He’s a Sith, maybe not a Darth Sidious style Sith but certainly a Sith, a few ep...

In my opinion, saying a line from the Sith code doesn’t inherently make one a Sith in the sense of the rule of two and lineage that we know of from the Skywalker saga. I think we need to see more of his background and how it all plays out before we can truly say he’s a “Sith”. He could idolize the Sith and even consider himself one/adhere to the code but many of his lines and delivery lead me to believe that although he is trying to follow the ways of the Sith, I don’t believe he is a part of the Plaguis-Anakin group. I think the whole thing is more complicated than just Sith and Jedi but that’s a personal viewpoint

green wedge
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Also... dude's jacked, like... didn't even need the force for a couple of them lol

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He was choking out Mae while fending off Sol at one point

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keen vortex
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Me last week: Smilo Ren is so powerful, he knocked down 8 full grown jedi.
Me this week: Bingo.

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green wedge
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New Ben Swolo has been found

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green wedge
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the power of the darkside is apparently hitting the gym

random pier
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also Manny Jacinto is 5'11" and you have to be over 6' to be a Sith. sooooo

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Kylo was pretty swole, Qimir must have made upper body workouts part of the code

keen vortex
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He's still so much taller than me. Cries

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It's ok. I was made short to fit into small places. Sniffs

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# random pier buying a katana at the mall doesn't make you a ninja

That’s 100% the vibe I’m getting from the whole thing. He obviously is powerful, strong in the force, and has some training but as we’ve seen force users isn’t as simple as Jedi and Sith. His hints as to a past with Sol make me wonder what other force using groups have been encountered, which I think is cool. Bringing in other darkside groups opens up a lot of possibilities for future stories without a need for retcons

lean thunder
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green wedge
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Qimir just wants to do his reps in peace without the Jedi telling him he’s putting too much weight on the bar

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green wedge
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Oh true

random pier
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remember, they caught him first?

green wedge
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True true yes forgot about that scene

random pier
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history with Sol, yes. I don't think history with Yord beyond that meeting

green wedge
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But not sure what that means for Sol and what he apparently knows about him

keen vortex
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NOT the actors but the characters remind me of the juxtaposition of an actually strong guy Qimir vs the guy whose muscles are just for show Yord. Yord is the jacked guy at work who refuses to lift the heavy stuff.

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He’s just looking for someone to spot him while he lifts

green wedge
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looks at the fires that took out the witches and then back at Sol archer

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# green wedge True true yes forgot about that scene

I actually hope he is not a former Jedi though acknowledge it as a possibility. Legends expanded a lot on force use outside of Jedi and Sith and I’m glad they’re exploring it and possibly going further. Former Jedi gone bad has been done enough imo. I’m hopeful we’re seeing another example of a different force wielding order

green wedge
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He could very well be in the same boat as the witches though, force sensitive but didn't want to be controlled

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Potentially in parallel to Osha with his family suffering the same fate as the witches but caused by the Jedi

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lean thunder
# spare crane 5’11” is a completely reasonable height. You can trust a person that says they a...

So funny thing there... I have terrible posture and thought I was 6'0" exactly for years. Got measured, turns out I was closer to 5'11", so not having an ego about it I just started telling people I was 5'11". Did a bunch of Tai-Chi, improved my posture, and then when lads in the pub were bragging about being exactly 6'0" tall to women I would go "you clearly aren't, because I'm just 5'11" and I'm taller than you".

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Moved to England, got measured for my NHS registration and...

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Turns out I was 6'1" all along.

spiral tiger
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I'm still hoping he's apart of some other darkside cult that we have yet to discover. I also wouldn't be opposed to him just doing his own thing, not entirely apart of any sect. It seemed that was his motivation

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lean thunder
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If you'd seen me while I was saying it... that'd have been a fair assumption.

dusky lark
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I lost an inch pretty much instantly in a motorcycle crash, probably puts me under the Sith height requirement...

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I’m 5’10”ish but probably would be 5’11” if it weren’t for scoliosis

random pier
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I never hit 5'. so I am most definitely a fraud.

lean thunder
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Or just that sneaky.

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"What, me? Couldn't be a Sith. Way too short". Then the second their backs are turned.... vwommmm.

spare crane
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It’s the spikes

random pier
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spikes count

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Sad balding noises

random pier
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you can still have spikes

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keen vortex
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Maul's horns are bone. Bones definitely count.

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Qimir gets to see a whole expanded universe compared to me.

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He’s traveled the galaxy and still not forgotten arm day

keen vortex
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What's it like seeing all the dust up there?

spare crane
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Actually I’m 6’1” with Mohawk.

keen vortex
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So unfair

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dusky lark
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...this is a Mohawk 🙂

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dusky lark
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I still cant work out what his connection with the witches is.

random pier
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we're not supposed to know yet

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random pier
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ok so there are a few exceptions

stuck knoll
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Which I thought was interesting.. If nothing else

dusky lark
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I know he doesnt look old enough but what if... he is the father... and one of the witches is lying...

keen vortex
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I guess tall is evil?

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makes note

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Well the shortest of the group ended up one of the most, if not the most, evil

keen vortex
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But still tall.

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I am according to Disney 5'3". According to previous drs' measurements 5'2.75"

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Might just mean you’d end up even more evil than Palpatine

keen vortex
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Trusssst in me

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I mean Yoda is short but the most powerful Jedi

keen vortex
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Qimir babe needs one of those drinks

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Hmm I tempted to make that my phone's background. I currently have manatees.

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But every time I open my phone I could feel wanted.

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Reach for me and I reach for youuu

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Ok time to go.

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Do they have a promo picture like that of the other Jedi? I’d be tempted to make a wallpaper set like I use of Expanse backgrounds right now

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signal kernel
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Smiley is the equivalent of Bill Cosby with the potions. Not one to be trusted

plucky plover
# winged gale Season 2 😄

Leslye Headland has been asked in multiple interviews whether there will be a Season 2, and she refuses to answer. That means either she's just intent on keeping everything a secret, or Season 1 will end in a cliffhanger. TBH, I find either one equally likely.

pulsar grove
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Whatever happens in the last three episodes, do not expect Headland to slow her Boonta Eve Classic pace. "Something that I've noticed is first seasons will end on what should have been the break into act two," she says. "It feels like everyone's really expecting [their shows] to get a second season, and I don't feel that's a good idea. I threw everything into season 1, because who knows what's going to happen?"

keen vortex
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keen vortex
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But he did smile.

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I'm a sucker for a good line too.
"What extraordinary beings we are
Even in the revelation of our triumph
You see the depth of our despair."

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I’m still trying to wrap my head around that

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Like, what he means there

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proper python
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Honestly it feels like a one and done plot, like, all the mysteries will be revealed

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green wedge
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Shout out to all the service industry workers whose phones keep autocorrecting Osha to OSHA

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signal kernel
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That's my whole point of including the word silently in the previous message

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# potent helm He died like a chump. What an ignominious death

It's already been discussed. Technically he had the most brutal and HORRIFIC death as he would have laid there, unable to move, staring at the corpses of his allies as he suffocated in a totally paralyzed body. This isn't being shot in the back or being thrown out a window by a cackling drama queen.

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signal kernel
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We better see some sort of guilt with osha next week, basically got yord killed cause she wouldn't listen

keen vortex
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Yord dying is only on Yord and Qimir.

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keen vortex
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I don't think it would have been avoided.

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We know he wants Osha.

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He would have dispatched the rest then come for them.

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keen vortex
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Hehe Sith happens.

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keen vortex
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The only reason Smilo Ren stopped killing was because he got Osha.

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If anything, Osha saved three lives.

signal kernel
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Youre not following...

Yes, yord could have done that

But she made him feel guilty by leaving. She 100% played a role into yord dying, because if she said NOTHING. they'd be on the ship

Yord has free will yes, he's to blame for not following orders

Just like how osha is to blame for not following 2 set of orders and the result of that was his death.

It is really that simple

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keen vortex
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We follow, we don't agree.

spiral tiger
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I mean Osha was probably assuming that her, Yord, Sol, Jecki and any other remaining Jedi could tag team Qimir. Fleeing from Qimir would've been pointless considering he would've caught up, then killed Yord

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lime loom
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It was a Canon Event they all had to || Die ||

keen vortex
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And respect that people disagree with you.

signal kernel
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That's a reach

spiral tiger
keen vortex
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Your opinion is your opinion.

signal kernel
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I've said it wasn't her 100% fault 3 times now, can we move on from that?

spiral tiger
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._.

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Dawg what (meant this in response to Goomy)

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lime loom
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I think Mae doesn’t cares if Osha lives or die lol

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keen vortex
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And gaslighting

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proper python
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Repeating a variation of the same thing over and over is not helpful.

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You stated your opinion, others repsectfully disagreed. Move on.

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lime loom
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I mean Osha did warn Yord and Yord and got cocky so it’s on both of them

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lime loom
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Whoa what did bro do

spiral tiger
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I just know Vern boutta be mad as hell when she hears about what happened😭

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cantina music stops

lime loom
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I’m still waiting for that “Top the Phantom Menace duel” since they been hyping it up a lot.

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lime loom
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If anyone should be muted it should be Mae for not listening to Osha

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I still wonder what “Secrets” does Sol have since he can’t be “Trusted” he has a lot of dark side energy in him.

fallen glen
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I can‘t bring myself to watching the episode a second time.

keen parrot
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I can’t wait to watch it again, it’s what I expected from this show, a sick villain wiping out his opponents for the evil and atrocious things they’ve done for centuries…

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It’s what Vader’s attack on the Jedi temple should have looked like

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fallen glen
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Leading up to the Clone Wars the Jedi had become complacent. The main threat they faced while upholding peace and justice were unarmed “civilians” in the Core Worlds. The high body count created by Darth Smiley is perfectly in line with the ST (Qui Gon in TPM and countless Jedi on Geonosis).

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So no, he wouldn't have done anything

If he said no then that's how it was to play out

potent helm
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Ah yeah I guess he did ask him

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He already knew he'd say yes though

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Anyway, that's a bit off topic

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Maybe, but we're talking about good vs evil

Sith would not have done what the goat did

And correct, GGs!

lean thunder
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Yeah, what Ray Parks does is a really athletic style of show combat that's really flashy and involves lots of fancy spinning and really hyper-extended strikes. It's not super practical though.

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lean thunder
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There's also a lovely little feint as Kenobi backs off after that exchange. It's just a really nice mostly plausible swordfight.

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Funnily enough the blades weren't all that much thicker back then.

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lean thunder
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It also doesn't read that way to someone who swords. I'd expect both of them to be standing further apart motionless knowing that the first one to move probably dies.

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well again, we're applying real world expectations to the space magic movie, and like much of the PT, I don't know the execution was 100% spot on

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but I do believe what I said was the intent

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also, a core tenet of Star Wars is "if it looks cool, ship it"

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I think part of that was also Ewan and Hayden’s enthusiasm

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I had a conversation with Peter Diamond around the time TPM came out. He wasn’t happy with the Duell of the Fates as he thought they were moving too fast. He said iIn the OT, as well as Highlander, they tried to tell a story with the deliberate moves. More drama.

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# round sparrow https://tenor.com/view/darth-maul-obi-wan-kenobi-star-wars-rebels-lightsaber-due...

If you watch the Rebels Recon for that episode, Dave Filoni says something along these lines:

Obi-Wan and Maul have been dueling each other for a very long time, and they know each other's tendencies. When two people know each other that well and come to a stand off, they can often play the entire duel in their heads based in their opponent's opening pose. Then, when the Duel actually starts, one of them dies after just a few moves. So, it all comes down to who is the better strategist when you know each other that well, not who's the better duelist. That's why Maul lost.

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# keen sparrow well again, we're applying real world expectations to the space magic movie, and...

While I agree I’ll also add that for me personally even if it is just overly flashy I don’t care lol. From the time I was a kid watching 4-6 I always imagined how that first duel went so the whole saga was building to that fight and as we talked about it was just so emotionally charged I was enthralled by the whole thing. Respect anyone else’s viewpoint but I personally love that entire sequence and agree with you that the execution of that duel was perfect

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gleaming frost
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Thoughts? We’ve been chatting about this since Yesterday morning

winged gale
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I mean.... I hope not.

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It would be nice to get through a star wars media that didn't have the Skywalker influence

gleaming frost
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I absolutely hope so!!! A Knights of Ren origin story would be amazing if this was it

lean thunder
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I would not be unhappy with it. I'd also like to see it be something totally new though.

gleaming frost
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Even The Stranger’s helmet feels very Knights of Ren (ish)

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gleaming frost
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Anything Star Wars is a Skywalker influence, regardless if it ties directly to the Skywalker Saga or not

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lean thunder
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We got a decent amount via Crimson Reign and the Rise of Kylo Ren comics.

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gleaming frost
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The Stranger(aka-Qimir) is that predecessor

lean thunder
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To be fair, it appears that version of The Ren lasted for another ~30 years.

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Might not have been human at all.

gleaming frost
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Qimir>>possibly someone else>>TheRen>>Kylo (the possibly someone else all depends if Qimir survives The Acolyte show lol)

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Qimir Ren doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as Kylo Ren, but I’ll take it. Lol

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gleaming frost
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Or Ren even has ties somehow to this sect of witches

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Could be

gleaming frost
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My original theory before this one was that Qimir was a third child born fatherless, but have since moved on from that. So still looking for another connection to the witches coven

winged gale
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Agree to disagree then. There are plenty of stories that don't involve the Skywalker line. Just because Star Wars started with Luke does not mean everything else has to do with them, either.

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I understand using plot points to give viewers something to tie-in to, have an emotional attachment to

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I'd be down for more fresh takes and new characters instead of tossing in random characters because they can

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coughs in KAM

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# arctic cloak

Oh dammit, how did I miss this opportunity. I almost posted the Princess Bride version of this GIF. Lol

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I want to hate him for making me like his character all while knowing he dies a horrific death

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But I can’t

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I loved Yord. I can't even be mad at how by-the-book tallest-pedestal he was.

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Outta everyone I didn't think he'd get washed so soon😭LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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In retrospect it's hilarious

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I said it the other day but they’ve absolutely aced casting on the shows

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As much as I love a good cameo, sometimes their appearance can overshadow everything we've seen thus far

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I like the idea that he’s the Jedi’s hubris embodied

leaden sundial
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He’s literally been wrong about everything

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winged gale
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dok ondar giggling in the shadows

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Mr. 900 something years old

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Or Yaddle

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i guess he's like 500 around Acolyte?

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She’s in the HR books, or at least one that I read

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But it still feels like this is all going to be a huge debacle for the Jedi, and if I had to choose a future council member to pin it on, I’d choose Mr.Always Wrong

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Maybe that was his secret reward, take the blame, and then in 100 or so years when everyone has forgotten, get a seat on the council

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A tale of the Jedi named Yord,
Whose abs were as strong as a board,
With a flick of a wrist
His neck made a twist
And that was the end of the horde.

spiral tiger
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Cuz 4+4=8 and twin...u ate

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At least everyone has forgotten about making fun of Torbin’s amazing beard

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And now for one about Torbin,
His shield, Force powers absorbin,
After such a long while,
He drank from a vial,
And now he rests in a floor bin.

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he does this randomly at home too, just saying

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Max Rebo better stay dangerous fr twin's coming for his throne!

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Kelnacca will be tough

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Uh my name is Kelnacca
It sounds like Sokka
Get out me swamp
While I chill in my Rocka (rocking chair)

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Well chat🤭did I eat or did I eat?

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i know we haven't seen a lot of Kelnacca but now i imagine him with Sokka's attitude xD

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As for the Wookie Kelnacca,
Did his best to be not a Bakka,
Two-sliced in his chest,
Before coming to rest,
Thought "I should have just stayed out on Bracca."

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Yeah that was tough

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Kelnacca the wookiee felt guilt
So a hermitage in the forest he built
With spirals all over the wall
Before Qimir did he then fall
Burning saber, so no blood was spilt

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Really would’ve preferred Amazon but can’t find it there

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I did Pulse

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Okay. But still. I've never been 100% clear on whether he was a zombie or not. Can someone answer that?

leaden sundial
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we have no idea yet haha is he technically a ghost or zombie or golem or spirit

amber cedar
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They ever confirmed it, but some kind of NS zombie is a safe bet, and there's precedence in canon for tha kinda thing

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Speaking of which, I think Thrawn's cargo is preserved bodies (most likely of good warriors) for the Nightsisters to zombify.

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Ahsoka theories can go in #1097621732371746836

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RUDE

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hahahahaha

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they are trolling IRL

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Should I be concerned that Smilo Ren never scared me?

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My self preservation may be faulty.

leaden sundial
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i'm no Jedi. i wouldn't have even been there, so sometimes i'm like "Dang, that sucks. what a problem for you guys." 😂

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I do agree that it's probably because I'm not his prey.

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I think he's excellent.

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Ugh I hate it when I'm scrolling through gifs and discord is like this one right?

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Was it though?

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Or was it self preservation?

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He says he felt he had to kill them all because they discovered him.

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Yeah, he looked bored. And that whole "Hello!" moment 😄

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He had fun with Jecki. It was cute until... he killed her.

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Left her alive the first time.

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keen vortex
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I definitely think the Jecki kill was self defense. He was working. She was so good.

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It just "felt" like at no point did Qimir consider any of them an actual threat. Sol didn't even seem to give him trouble.

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Qimir's definitely pretty powerful. I know other factors may be at play, but him being able to cut down multiple Jedi Knights in the span of approx. five minutes is telling

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I often need @jade grail to be my guide.

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telling perhaps that the Jedi have not faced a threat like this in a long time, and as such have gotten complacent

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Rolled up newspaper in hand.

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"He is terrible. No, Dee."

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The usage of unconventional methods is masssssive. It's pretty humbling for the Jedi, especially for a by-the-book Jedi like Yord. I think a catalyst to his own downfall is him expecting that the rest of the galaxy plays by the same rulebook

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One interesting thing I noticed right around that scene is that when things got bad, Sol and Yord swtiched over to more of a traditional military demeanor. short, direct language, no time to talk we've got orders etc. Even in the clone wars the jedi seemed a bit more aloof vs. the clones

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# signal kernel What are you even trying to say

The Jedi were far too complacent up until the clone wars. Such complacency indirectly enabled the Sith to rise to power. The Jedi swept things under the rug, discredited reports of the Sith, and engaged in historical negations. They didn't entirely believe (then again, they didn't have much of a chance) the Sith were no longer extinct until it was literally marched into their temple

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Qimir is evil because he kills but Sol is evil because he doesn't?

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@jolly hill I almost accidentally posted in pets that if I see Jasmine doing an arm workout I’m gonna run for it. 🤣 I think she would be Darth Finger Knives though. Her teefers are kinda small and not so plentiful.

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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

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Man with all this wild sith happening, I wonder what Geode thinks at a time like this😭What Would Geode Do, if you will

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It's literally supposed to be this black and white

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proper python
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He told partial truths in a misleading manner, knowing exactly what Luke would believe based on his words

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# round sparrow Mace Windu straight up proposed a coup.

And convinced the council to sanction cold blooded murder that resulted in another master falling to the darkside and helping Dooku to murder more Jedi, clones, and innocents. The intentions don’t justify the results especially when the initial action went way against the Jedi code.

@proper python as you can see I finally got around to reading Dark Disciple which further validated my opinion on Mace lol

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# arctic cloak And convinced the council to sanction cold blooded murder that resulted in anoth...

As a professional Jedi Apologist, I partly see nothing wrong with this. If anything I was glad that the Jedi were finally willing to put their beliefs aside for the greater good. Up until that point, both sides were getting slaughtered, fighting a pointless war that neither side assumed had any foreseeable end. On paper the coup is pretty wild. But they were running outta options, time, and resources. Despite their efforts, the causality rates continued to climb

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It has always been good vs evil. It's black and white because it was man for children

In 40 years or 1k years of in universe stories there's been MAYBE 15 jedi that were evil and truly corrupt on purpose

Imagine a show that actually makes the avengers the oppressors, yeah doesn't work.

Mistakes by the jedi are not equal to blowing up planets or using slaves

Can anyone remind me when the jedi ripped off nazi Germany with that speech by hux in the force awakens?

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So I take it you've never read Injustice lol

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It takes the DC superheroes and makes them the villains, and is incredible

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There's room for nuance in Star Wars

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Let’s ask this, did Darth Vader save Luke to save his son and the galaxy from the emperor, or did he kill his master in Sith tradition to take Luke as his apprentice and continue the Empire’s rule? Grey area…

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the jedi mind trick can be seen as questionable...

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I mean...imagine if their coup worked🤠I know Palpy wouldn't have allowed it but...

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That line is going in the books.

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Star Wars is nearly 50 years old. The OT was an analogy for the Vietnam War. The PT provided commentary on the less overt-but-just-as-impactful politicking and trade disputes of the '90s. The ST examines the resurgance of fascism around the world in the 2010s. The stories change and evolve as the world changes and evolves.

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Jedi also dont deal with absolutes, which is what black and white is...

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Noted!

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there's contractions, yes.

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Half truths are still lies. Saying you'll do something then not doing it is a lie. Obi Wan is a liar. But he is very enjoyable.

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From a certain point of view everyone can bee(be) seen as good or evil.

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giggling like a fiend

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there some stuff about The Jedi being part of the enslavement of the Kaleesh people, but i haven't read much of it. nor know if it's canon anymore.

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# keen parrot Fair point

Even with that, Yoda still wasn't totally sold on Luke. Imagine Yoda, probably the chillest Jedi in history, finding you insufferable 😭
I still think the "there is another" convo is hilarious cuz Luke must've been working Yoda's last nerve

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Hot take: Anakin didn't kill Palpatine to fulfill a prophecy. He did it to save his son. That was the emotional crux of Return of the Jedi, and the entire notion of a prophecy and a "Chosen One" is one of the poorest decisions George Lucas made.

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I know I sound like a broken record but the chosen one prophecy makes more sense when interpreted as:

The Force chooses whomever it needs at that specific point in time. There've been thousands of chosen ones prior to Anakin, and they'll be thousands more after him

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My Brother in the Force

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There doesn’t always have to be a winner

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LOL

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Even most Jedi didn't put too much weight in their own mystic prophecies. It's hilarious because some may have thought Qui-Gon was some crazed conspiracy theorist🤣

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Qimir's swings ❤️

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Then we got hand to hand too with Sol.

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So good.

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# spiral tiger Wym bro

A padawan out classing multiple jedi knights and masters makes zero sense

If it was stated that jecki was the goated then I'd be easy on it, just came off as main character vibes

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Side Point: it would've been wild if Bazil was Smiley🤣starts talking like Nibbler from Futurama

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I was waiting for bazil to pull out the 9 lmfao

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Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon vs Maul, there's your powerscaling padawan was more powerful than master

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# signal kernel A padawan out classing multiple jedi knights and masters makes zero sense If it...

Think of it this way: With the sith being presumed extinct, the chances of having a proper spar with another lightsaber-wielder is pretty low. Sure the Jedi may have sparred in training, but it's mentioned in the Rising Storm that lightsaber dueling has become more of a tradition rather than a commonality. That and there's a maaaassssive difference between a fun little practice spar vs. fighting for your f***ing life. All of the Jedi we saw was used to the former, only a few had experienced the latter

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The force/being Jedi isn’t a video game where you gain XP and levels, it’s like being a professional athlete. Lots of training and work, but sometimes a young kid shows up with way more potential than others

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All I did was drop an example

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Most of the Jedi were assumingely caught off guard by Qimir's ferocity. Jecki had more of a chance to get her bearings. And she's prolly just an innately an incredible duelist

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Another example would be Anakin vs Dooku (both times)

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Everyone calm down. I can go through this thread and find everyone with a little bit of “Attitude”

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Judging by his reaction to Palpatine when he said

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WHAT DOES GEODE THINK AT A TIME LIKE THIS

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# green wedge Oh truuue

In the novelization of 3 something was said like he was still hoping to turn Obi Wan into his apprentice while Palps would have Anakin. Like a new interpretation of the rule of 2

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So he was not expecting Palps to turn on him

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Honestly think Dooku thought he'd be able to overthrow Palps especially if had the help of someone like Qui-Gon or later Obi

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True true lol

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such a good anthology too... really made you feel bad for Dooku

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Jecki gave me the sense she was probably one of the more saber skilled out of the bunch

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Ooooh she's the same species as one of the backing singers in Jabba's Palace

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My headcanon as to why Jecki was so proficient with lightsabers: She wanted to show up Yord in some way, so she had been studying every lightsaber form in the books.

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As many were joking about, I def saw Yord as the jock type so honestly to have her be the more skillful one tracks lol

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He definitely seemed too obsessed with small details to have fully mastered things that just came more naturally to Jecki

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Like, he’s ironing his robe, she’s practicing saber technique

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I’m guessing he wouldn’t have

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I’d bet he wouldn’t have been able to dual wield sabers anywhere near like what Jecki did

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She obviously had some training in that

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Yord probably would have been like “I elected to take the saber staff training class, cause it’s so much more special, just like my second language”

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If they weren’t all dead of course.

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Someone posted a meme saying "best episode of undercover boss ever" 😂

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Good episode

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HEY LOOK EVERYONE, A COOL POSTER.

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SO GOOD

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Ooo the glove

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The jedi hiding something

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The blue circle on the sith side looks like an eye wide open.

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Looks like the silhouette of someone wearing a hood/cloak on the left side

jade grail
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👀

keen vortex
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Awww

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I'm happy he got a role where he doesn't have to be the comedic relief.

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And omg he's so good too!

stray star
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Has anyone addressed the fact Osha shot the sith master with a blaster and it just repelled off of him??

jade grail
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P sure he did the force block thingy thing..

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I’m fairly sure it was the cortosis

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It shorts out lightsabers and absorbs energy bolts

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He also had what I assume is armor on his back (the silver X). Someone on twitter mentioned it may be something that dissipates energy. Or reveals armor under his clothes.

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Whatever did it, it was pretty cool!

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I don't think I've said anything against Qimir so to be fair, I will admit that I'm so disappointed that he wanted to kill Mae.

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It hurts my heart.

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I think I'm just sensitive to people throwing other people away like they meant nothing.

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Unfortunately that's the way of the Sith... though given how it ended, it seems he does have some use for keeping Mae around

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Really the only reason he was going to kill her/anyone else was because of her change of heart. Have to keep the Sith secret (though questions are now raised since he told Sol so ?)

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# jade grail

Is this referring to smiley? I don't know his name

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Yep - character's name is Qimir

darth title, if any, is yet to be revealed to my knowledge

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He has actual talent

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So good in ep 5

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He's probably my fav actor/character in The Acolyte so far, up there with Sol

keen vortex
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Qimir was the character that pulled me in since episode 2.

signal kernel
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Qimir the final big baddie we think or no? Apprentice vibes?

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Definitely leaning toward apprentice. Not sure if they'd retcon a pre-existing Sith Lord's species to be human instead or just throw in an additional character into the history of the Sith, however

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Or even if he is in the "proper" lineage of Sith as opposed to just kinda learning about them and doing his own thing

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Mommy Maul is definitely plotting something big I think, maybe she helping Darth Smiley.

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Since this is Disney Star Wars after all

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She’s definitely alive still

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Honestly don't think a single witch is still alive other than the twins, much as people love to think everyone just gets brought back to life, people do still remain deceased in "Disney Star Wars".

lime loom
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Got it thanks you

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Makes sense now lol! I loved this episode but the others we don’t need to talk about lolz

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He has Lvl Max armor

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Makes sense

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He is insanely powerful

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It’s a super rare/difficult to work metal but it’s got those unique properties

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Killing 5 Jedi in one battle and surviving is wild. Although he could’ve been killed

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It was big in the old legends books, but also shows up in the new Thrawn books

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Okay dope thanks

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My reading knowledge isn’t too great to my watching knowledge sadly

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lol between all the different formats it would be tough to know everything

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Lollll ya fs

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I just grew up reading the old legends books, so I instantly recognised it lol

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Oh fr that’s dope, nice to make a SW connection no matter the source

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Yeah, I was psyched to see it in live action

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Fs

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Especially when using it perfectly like Qimir did

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Ya haha. I hope most fans think Qimirs character is badass

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Because after this episode I thought it was a cool introduction

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I thought this was one of the better episodes thus far

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really enjoyed the battle scenes

stray star
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Definitely!

lime loom
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Block a lightsaber hit with your arm, and then punch the confused Jedi in the face.

round sparrow
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It's almost like watching the BTS stuff of Ewan and Hayden

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It is very much like that.

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People with a talent and love for choreographed fighting, working their backsides off to practice the choreographed fighting, and making the finished product look awesome.

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The lightsaber headbutt may be one of my favorite things now.

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yes

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His cortosis vambrace was great too, imagine a mandalorian using one of those

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They would absolutely wreck Jedi

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I really hope they eventually explain how the Sith didn’t have any by the time of TPM, cause it’s just a game breaking material

random pier
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But imagine missing the headbutt and it goes right into your shoulder. Lol

jolly hill
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And why you have full beskar armor everywhere else lol

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But there’s a number of times where Mando blocked a Darksaber attack with his forearm

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And it was beautiful too

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Heck Sol wears hand/forearm armor too it looks like, but they’d never use cortosis I bet, and who knows how relations are with Mandalore at that point

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But the Jedi obviously hadn’t seen it before cause they had no idea why their sabers were shorting out

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If only the Jedi had read the Thrawn books…

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I didn’t ever read the comics though just the books

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The main character is a Jedi who is described as "marginal". He's been given cortosis armguards so he doesn't hurt himself.

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Then stuff happens and it gets really interesting.

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It's difficult to work with pure cortosis and normally it gets woven into stuff like vibroblades or armour, and still gives good protection then. It's only in the pure form that it completely disables a saber.

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Beskar, cortosis, adamantium and vibranium go into a bar…

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Phrik feels left out.

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Whoa, had to google that one.

dusky lark
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I think, for the writers, going through the minefield of trying to reference some lesser known parts of the starwars universe and picking out bits to add to the live action series, Cortosis being a good example, without triggering a certain aspect of the 'fan base' must be very stressful.

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Also Ysalamir, those little lizard dudes that can repel the Force by creating a Force-neutral bubble. Not a metal, but still pretty cool

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round sparrow
# dusky lark Anankin told Mace BEFORE they went to arrest Sidious.

Before Anakin knew:
Ki Adi Mundi: "If the chancellor doesn't give up his emergency powers, then he should be removed from office."
Mace Windu: "The Jedi would have to take control of the Senate to secure a peaceful transition."
Also, Mace was already on his way with three other masters to boot Palpatine out before Anakin told him.

lean thunder
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"We're on our way to make sure the chancellor returns emergency powers to the senate"

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Is the exact Mace quote. I don't think they're taking control of it

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I wonder if given the chance he would have said 'If you had just left me alone I wouldn't have killed billions....'

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I am restraining my IRL politics brain so hard right now and I would like a medal for it plz.

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Thank you both.

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Top 5 Worst Jedi
5) Ki Adi Mundi
4) Mace Windu
3) Barris Offee
2) Anakin Skywalker

  1. Pong Krell

Ymmv lol

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Wow, Pong Krell before Anakin?

lean thunder
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I feel like Anakin and Barris should both get points for course corrections, no matter how late.

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Point.

round sparrow
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I would like to see The Stranger fight Vader though... love to see Vader just wreck him wihtout making any real effort to do it. Force choke drag into the hand, stab and it's over.

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I'm really impressed with Manny as a physical actor now.

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I already loved him as a comic actor, but dude can move.

keen vortex
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Aw it doesn't post the side by side gifs

lean thunder
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Does FXTwitter do it?

keen vortex
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The other one is Erik covering Christine.

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I also love Erik. And have issues in my taste obviously.

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amber cedar
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Pong-Krell would have made an awesome Sith, I want his sabers as a legacy some day

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I feel that the bot should react with this emoji 🤢 every time Pong-Krell is mentioned 😂

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jolly hill
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I’m no Jedi! 😭

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keen vortex
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It would be neat to see where she ended up.

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But she got great fights.

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Poor Yord on the other hand...

fallen glen
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One thing is bugging me though. They just left the bodies behind in the woods. No funeral, nothing.

round sparrow
fallen glen
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Yes, but at least get them inside, arrange them… I don’t know, not just let them lie where they fell.

keen vortex
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The killer was still out there too.

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I would never have left Jecki. I would have carried her through the jungle… 😢

spare crane
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the real killer was the friends we made along the way...

round sparrow
spiral tiger
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Would've been a little too on the nose if Mae (cosplaying as Osha) started one smh

round sparrow
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Unfortunately, in an emergency there isn't always enough time to do that kind of thing. Plus Sol wasn't exactly thinking clearly.

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Also! Tons of Jedi bodies left behind on Geonosis.

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Sol: We should get a pyre going to remember the homies
Mae (cosplaying as Osha): ahh you read my mind!🤠
Sol: wait how'd you do that so fas-...

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Also: They're Jedi. They show respect to the dead but also know that the body isn't the person. And in that situation, they needed to leave quickly so they can warn the rest of the Jedi. Staying to arrange/bury them would show attachment to them on top of being not a great idea.

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keen vortex
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Bodies stay where you leave them... sometimes.

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They can come back later to pick them up.

round sparrow
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Or retrieve their sabers if the jungle claimed the bodies.

keen vortex
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I like to think I could go pack up the fallen and if Qimir came back just wave him off.

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"Not right now."

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Go play with train your Osha.

lean thunder
keen vortex
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I already loved him before "arms" but the headbutting a lightsaber sealed it.

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We are how many hours past Tuesday night. And I am still fixated.

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I thought it was baddass

keen vortex
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Imagine doing it and oops you're dead.

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My fella here uses all his tools.

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He's resourceful. Quick on his feet. Uses his head.

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Still gonna yell at him for threatening to kill Mae. Points for him not doing it though. He had many opportunities. We don't throw away those we held near, Qimir!

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Yes she left, so win her back you turd.

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Men these days (100 years prior to a long, long time ago).

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You're a I thought it was ridiculous

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# lime loom Vader would wipe the floor with that dude lmao

I think there’s a scene in the comics, either old legends or maybe one that’s still canon, but someone goes after Vader with a cortosis alloy sword. They successfully deactivate his saber and are like “hah, what will you do now?” and Vader force snaps their neck

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Gotta take advantage of that momentary surprise like Qimir lol

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Damnn right

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Even without his saber or the force Vader is still a big black 6’ 4 Terminator

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The person fighting him there looks rather small too.

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In the full 2nd page there’s another person or two with her, one of which manages to cut off Vader’s hand. But Vader still wins in the end

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# lime loom Even without his saber or the force Vader is still a big black 6’ 4 Terminator

While I agree Darth Vader would win in a fight against The Stranger, that doesn’t accurately measure how powerful The Stranger is because pretty much everyone in the Galaxy Far Far Away would get thrashed by Darth Vader.
Obviously there are several exceptions, but those exceptions just prove the rule, because they all have mitigating circumstances (environmental factors, emotional connection) for why Vader didn’t utterly destroy them.
Darth Vader being able to beat a character in combat is not a real measure of that character’s capability or toughness. 😅

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Qimir exploits that moment of surprise, and Yord even says it that he “doesn’t follow the rules of combat”, so they were expecting him to like…not kill them

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Not saying it was smart

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if that's the case that's horrendeously bad writing

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But they obviously hadn’t fought anyone outside of sparring

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that's like saying they expected to not get shot in the face with a blaster by a bad guy

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AND AND

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If you pay attention to how vicious he gets when the mask is knocked off, you can tell he was holding back before anyway.

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It makes them look so incompetent, it's like fighting children, something Vader is also good at fingerguns

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If that's the intention then these are the most pathetic group of Jedi ever. The only two with any skills at all were Jecki and Sol

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Their decision making is also so bad it's comical

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Sigh

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# potent helm It makes them look so incompetent, it's like fighting children, something Vader ...

The Jedi are incredibly competent...against someone who isn't using a lightsaber to murder them. The Jedi have not faced an enemy wielding the Force and a lightsaber against them in 1000 years, and the Sith did this on PURPOSE. The only saber fighting done at the Temple was sparring. For 1000 years. The Sith Rule of Two isn't just a bastardization of the concept of a dyad. It's to hide in plain sight. Bide their time until the opportune moment.

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We get it. You don’t like it.

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I actually like Jecki and Sol so it makes sense they would last longer

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And FOR THE F[QUACK]ING RECORD. Every single Jedi on Khofar, aside from Kelnacca, actually put up far more of a fight THAN THREE JEDI MASTERS against Sidious.

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But it's fine I'm not gonna continue discussing it. I don't want to get muted because criticism isn't allowed here anymore

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Seriously.

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That’s what you’re going with?

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Come on, dude.

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You KNOW better.

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Is it bad writing that Vader marched through the ENTIRE JEDI TEMPLE and didn't get smacked once?

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# potent helm Their decision making is also so bad it's comical

Yeah, it’s almost like they’re meant to represent human beings—who also make comically bad decisions when dealing with something unknown or confusing.
You seem to think the Jedi having superpowers should make them perfect and that no one should be able to easily kill them.
I’m pretty sure that’s the opposite of what Star Wars has been saying since day one.

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I’m exhausted with this “criticism isn’t allowed here anymore” bollocks.

Criticism and critical discussion is always allowed here.

What has been going on here lately isnt that.

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# jade grail That’s what you’re going with?

It's the reaction that is given by mods and admins to any criticism of the show. I get that the general media and Fandom has been overly critical but anytime someone has a different opinion it's met with move along. Really not trying to be difficult. I love star wars and this is definitely the best server to discuss it without the hatred of a lot of fans, but it really feels like lately if you have issues with something you risk getting muted for it. That's all.

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Besides from the writing and plot the show still offers pretty good choreography so far and action we never seen before so it’s not too bad

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# potent helm I have, still met with the same.

I've not seen you do that. I've seen you say "bad writing", "terrible scene" "dumbest thing I've ever heard" etc. That's trying to start a fight. For the sake of argument let's accept that this is not how you initially presented your views and you were still getting negative reactions. Why the hell would you switch to this method then? What positive outcome do you expect?

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Also, I do not believe any of the Jedi on Khofar were Masters aside from Sol. And they were all prepared for a Force sensitive assassin with knives.

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Also! I did see some criticism as to why Mae didn't surrender to the Jedi. Here's a good reason: Jecki straight up attacked her and likely wouldn't have allowed Mae to fight against Qimir because...well, in all honesty, from the Jedi's perspective, this had to look like a trap. They show up to find her and then the "Master" shows up with a gosh darn lightsaber. Ackbar would've been screaming the instant they made it to the hut and didn't hear any sounds of struggling.

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# round sparrow Also, I do not believe any of the Jedi on Khofar were Masters aside from Sol. A...

TBH I think it boils down to the Jedi having basically two modes of combat: against people with lightsabers, and people without lightsabers. For the latter you deflect their projectiles and slice their weapons up and the fight is over. For the former well... that's other Jedi, right? It's a formalised combat sport more than actual combat. There are six forms, and you know if a Jedi stands like this then they will move like that. Someone who comes from outside that tradition and, most importantly, ,doesn't stop swinging when you call a hit is a total Outside Context Problem and Jord actually displays impressive adaptability by starting to use Qimir's tactics against him.

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I’m surprised the bird bot hasn’t said anything like “Move Along” or “You’re beating a dead horse”

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You Rang?

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Then you need to go educate yourself about the real world before criticising a fictional one.

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Good. Now off you go and learn.

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Allllllright.

Now let’s

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Me: sitting here after having offered a perfectly logical reason why Mae didn't surrender

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Seriously?

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# jade grail Seriously?

My gif was a follow up to my trying to offer a logical reason and was completely ignored. You were well within your right to get rid of the other stuff.

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https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Tràkata This is part of Qimir's combat style. Something the Jedi don't teach and, therefore, cannot train against. There is something to be said for ignorance being just as much a weapon as the sword.

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Tràkata was a form of lightsaber combat developed for taking advantage of a lightsaber's ability to be turned on and off, a unique quality in a melee weapon. Created by a Jedi Consular in the days...

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Let's be happy that our queen is killing it🔥🔥🔥🌈

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Where is Padme Mae’s armor and chain mail? Is it safe? Is it alright??

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🏳️‍🌈 Queen Mae ❤️🖤❤️‍🔥

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I want to know how Sol doesn't know it's not Osha

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If he doesn’t know, it’s because the events of episode 5 likely have him way, way off balance.

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I feel like he should sense her too or unless she knows how to turn herself off from the Force

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Yord says Qimir gets into your head and stays there. None of the Jedi were clear-minded

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Poor perfect Sol who has never done anything wrong in his life

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Shoutouts to my Squid Game OGs 🙏🔥

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Sol is just a Jedi who is used to relying on the force for insight, and currently his connection is emotionally compromised.

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I think Sol and Darth Smiley will have another duel in the Finale I feel like first round was a tie technically

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One of the themes of the show is him getting overly attached to his padawan, and he watches his latest one die

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Also Mae has a giant witch tattoo on her face lol

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Yeah dunno how Mae is gonna hide her tattoo

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Wait doesn’t Osha have the same exact mark and tattoo

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She didn't do the ritual

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Ohhhhhh that’s right

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Good for her. 😅

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I also don't think that Mae has a PLAN, as such.

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🤔 Well Damn will Sol just pretend like he’s not gonna see that huge mark on her forehead then lmao

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She took the time to cut her hair with Yord’s saber, so she has given concealing her identity some thought

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Change blindness IS a thing.

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There’s also a possibility Mae didn’t see the wing mark on Osha’s arm when she was taking Osha’s clothes.
So Mae might be focusing on making her bangs cover her forehead, and not on keeping her arm covered.

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Jkjkjk lol

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To be fair to Mae, she’s been winging it since she made the decision to betray Qimir, and even then he’s stayed a step ahead of her, so changing your mind a lot is somewhat understandable

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Bazil already knows

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Of course...the only person on that mission that spoke Bazil's language came down with a bad case of broken neck.

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There’s a possibility of her missing details as a result of her personality.

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It's just a matter of whether or not Mae will kill Bazil (and deactivate Pip) before either can betray her

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They did just get to the ship as the episode ended, Mae absolutely could start the next episode by attacking Sol

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The Vintage Collection. The 3.75" figures with good articulation.

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# hollow talon There’s a possibility of her missing details as a result of her personality.

She makes very rash decisions for sure. She's also...I hate to say it, but she's not 100% mentally stable. We saw this when she was Force grabbing the hummingbird butterfly thing and seemed to be squeezing it, and then Osha's response afterwards being "Why do you always do things like that" is...very concerning childhood behaviour. And yet...she was the "well behaved" one. Methinks mama Koril either has messed up priorities or didn't pay as good attention as she claimed she did.

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I'm just praying they add in amandlas diss track at the end of episode 8. "Fans" need to hear it especially r/saltierthancrait

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Finally more Gifs yippee

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I can’t wait to see Sword Master Experts review this fight

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and apparently Manny Jacinto did most of his stunts.

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It does help to have a vambrace on the opposite arm that can turn off your opponent’s sword

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# lime loom I can’t wait to see Sword Master Experts review this fight

People rarely understand the context and rstrictions of STAGE fighting, it is preformative (it isn't real its for an audience) AND most importantly has to be safe for the preformers. There are very few internet 'experts' who are a: actual experts b: have any stage fighting experience c: understand it is a preformance for an audience. The only question is does it look good? The fighting in Acolyte looks pretty ^&**ing good.

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It only works if both actors (not combatants) learn the choreography by heart and train for it.

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I hope that Ahsoka season 2 will use this choreographer. Not that I didn't enjoy the fights in Ahsoka season 1, I don't get the hate for them. But they could be even better. I just don't want to tune into season 2 and suddenly Sabine's lightsaber is as big as a Maglite 😂

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I think I mentioned it before, but in my conversation with Peter Diamond he told me that every move in the “fight” is just there for the drama, to tell the story.

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With all acting it's the commitment to the role that sells it, IMO The fighting in Ashoka was quite a lot of the time quite sluggish and almost shakesperian satge fighting lots of ha ha! strike, ha hAA! strike HHHAAA hA! Strike! Almost like a whispered your turn! Where as Acolyte also the anakin vs obi wan fights totally committed

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# dusky lark With all acting it's the commitment to the role that sells it, IMO The fighting ...

I feel like Ahsoka had a nice middle ground between the fights of the prequels, the OT fights, and the ST fights. You can especially see it in the Baylan Ahsoka fight on Seatos(sp?). Ahsoka keeps her distance, which actually works to Baylan's advantage as his style seems to very much be a "use momentum for power strikes" like using a broadsword, which is why Ahsoka kept getting pushed back. She was giving him too much room. In their rematch on Peridea, you can see that she uses both sabers and gets in much closer, giving him far less range. Of course, in both situations, she wasn't necessarily trying to kill Baylan. The first fight, her goal was to get him off her long enough to get the map. The second fight, she was looking for an opening so she could go help Sabine and Ezra. In THIS fight, while it's still choreographed to be flashy, you can also feel the killing intent with each blow from Qimir.

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# dusky lark With all acting it's the commitment to the role that sells it, IMO The fighting ...

i'm with you on this one. i feel like saying "She's waiting to strike" is a cop out answer cause the truth is Rosario clearly worked on her combat skills from Mandalorian to Ahsoka, but it wasn't anywhere close to what we expected. especially when her s7 fight is mo cap so we know there are stunt people out there who can do the moves that we expect of Ahsoka. the same way there are certain moves and styles we attribute to Anakin and OBi.

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Seeing the mix is art. Both a balance and unpredictability.

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Because it is. Meanwhile Vader goes twirl. Haha

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Vader is big and strong both physically and in the Force.

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But his lightsaber fighting is not as varied as Qimir's.

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And we've only seen one episode of his fighting!

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I'm excited.

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If my opinion is harsh it's because I really really hate kid killers. Lol

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I love all those OT kesa gries (I have no idea how to spell that).

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I love that they added dialogue to make the OT fights more interesting and dramatic.

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Watching Qimir is another level.

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I'd love to watch his fighting in slow motion.

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Heh I said love a lot...

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My point was that rarely do those 'experts' actually speak from a point of expertise about the subject. Real sword fighting =/= stage fighting. good stage fighting looks like what the layman thinks sword fighting looks like, 'real' sword fighting IME looks kinda dull. I put 'real' because we don't do real swordfighting any more, and records of actual combat tend to be sparse, greatly exaggerated or from eras where guns were predominant.

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Real swordfighting still happens though.

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I didn't stay in fencing but I'll defend them. Happy memories of advancing on men stronger than me. Getting them to back up.

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It's not to kill. But it is fighting.

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It is skill.

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Choreography is skill too.

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Just different.

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I didn't disagree with you. Does that make it better?

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Just pointing out sword fighting still exists.

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Sports combat is not lethal combat. Historical reconstruction isn't real lethal combat. Do we have any facsimiles that get close? IMO not really, well maybe two Triad members trying to kill each other with meat cleavers is pretty close. but that ugly chaotic reality wouldn't make good star wars.

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Sword vs skateboard on a corner.

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I love my state.

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Sad for those two though. Sorry offtopic.