td2-general-chat

[toxic lily]

yes RNG decided to give me 50 eagle bearers. Now its nearly 70. i have like 20 keys left

[dark sand]

🤓

[small frost]

literally trying to kill the entire group lol

[stable sand]

Lol 50 eagle dayummm

[small frost]

can i has one 🥲i got an ok roll

[toxic lily]

3 mementos in a row, another 10 eagle bearers, one nemesis. welp im done lol

[dark sand]

I spent 25/25 to max out cosmetics, than spent 30/30 for the patches, yesterday had 59 than spent 42 of them and stopped 17, and now today including 17 currently have 33 keys now today

[stable sand]

I got as far 8 regulus and 3 eagle thats all 🥶

[toxic lily]

welp idk

[edgy fable]

Exotic inflation 5000% 😂

[stable sand]

Lol

[toxic lily]

if i got 100 eagle bearers, this is some record for my stash collection lol

[dark sand]

Hopefully today will be better

[stable sand]

You got 3 weeks and 4 days left lol so with that rng yeah more then 100 you will get 🥶

[silk vigil]

Drop me 1 Chatterbox since its the only thing I dont have 😭

I dont want anymore EB, Ob and Regulus

[small frost]

i've gotten like five

[silk vigil]

Those 3 has the highest drop chance lol

Suffering from success

[stable sand]

So devs didn’t want to give players the ravenous 😂😭

[toxic lily]

Well we did complain about the drop being too low last time, now we are gonna complain how complex the drop rate of the exotics lol

[small frost]

im keeping my mouth shut lmao

[edgy fable]

Can always farm for it

[toxic lily]

And....... 110 eagle bearers. Aight imma ask my agent to sleep cause this is a nightmare. Thankfully one gun has Good stat

[tired nymph]

I keep getting exotic holsters lmao please game give me something else, i dont need repeats of that cowboy holster

[fervent cipher]

I need... A... Memento... I need your luck with exotics...

[dark sand]

let me try one more awww

[torpid prawn]

anyone farming krampus on pc?

[compact granite]

is there a known bug pertaining to heartbreaker stacks not accumulating?

[dark sand]

INdeed my brotha .. grind never stops .. am down to share once I stack up on keys

[torpid prawn]

bet bet @dark sand

[dark sand]

I will ask and tell you if am ready .. will try to stack up to 100 or 50 at least .. I got what I needed but never hurts for more exotics

[torpid prawn]

okay, want me to join you? @dark sand

[dark sand]

You know what let me friend request to you .. and will tell on here or will dm to you when ready (your game name kind sir)

[torpid prawn]

IGNL InjusticeCyborg

[dark sand]

Got you

alright back to the grind

[patent sparrow]

Anybody Trying to Run Krampus or Countdown? My Best friend is offline tonight need group to run with

Or Im game for Tidal Basin Legendary

[dark sand]

Am down Krampus but gonna move fast (My game name: TheRetroAiden) (For PC)

[torpid prawn]

just waiting for aiden so thats 3 of us

[patent sparrow]

Hang on

Invite sent on Ubi

Send me discord Invite if you guys have Mics

Otherwise im just gonna go farm Coyotes Mask

[torpid prawn]

@dark sand you ready?

[patent sparrow]

Alright Im going to farm coyote mask

[torpid prawn]

we're doing it rn

[dark sand]

oh yeah might take a break and make some dinner currently 6:12 pm will stop at 7:00 than will come back 7:40 or 7:50 pm than resume where I left off will dm to you

so at the moment grind

[torpid prawn]

@dark sand you're good, i'll dm you if i'm still on

[high wren]

I think it's time for some stashbusting and frankly the old hoard is intimidating

[pliant sentinel]

can we collect the white krampus outfit now

[delicate wasp]

First timers normally follow the games instructions and follow the GPS line and end up in an objective all on their own, but as long as you get two optional and one main objective done, its all good (sometimes the game bugs (as well as player failure) and says you never completed the power plant properly and then the Helo doesn't comes, but that's rare) also the Helo will come automatically after a certain time, seasoned players will know that, noobs wont, they just hear the instruction to fire the flare and booom up goes the flare 😱 I only call it early if the team (or whats left of them 💀 😁 ) is in trouble, the thing that gets on my ti'ts is players stopping in mid fight to check out loot, all loot is worth taking, coz you can either keep, it break it for resources or sell it for cash, just make sure you have room in your inventory to pick it all up 😉 PS, I've recently seen players run to an objective that's not even the last main objective 😖

[silk vigil]

The dude literally stands among the gun fight between Agents and Hunters by himself and shoots a flare 💀

Im aware some can mistakenly shoots flare while collecting the loot since both keybinds are the same but it wasnt the case since there was nothing to collect but downed agents atm

[dark sand]

@torpid prawn oh my bad wanted to mention gonna stop here and make some dinner
will be back 50 or 40 mins ish

[graceful shuttle]

why can't i open the winter Community Challenge cache in my ps4?

[hybrid viper]

It is completed already?

[graceful shuttle]

yes

[lunar hare]

have one extra winter key then try again

[patent sparrow]

Im going to shoot a flare in countdown right at the beginning of the end and do it out of spite now just because

lol

[sterile plaza]

Hey. New guy here. Just logged in. Need some help getting the bounties and keys. If someone can help. I am on PS5.

[silk vigil]

If your gear is too weak to solo a Krampus Killsquad on Normal just matchmaking for bounties

[silk spoke]

Bro... I went into DZ with my uncle and we have these three players running the exact same build with BigHorn.

If we leave to go to another DZ they somehow find us.

There in a group and there just standing in front of the Checkpoint not dying.

I only came here to try and farm The Ravenous. But I guess that's not happening.

(I Deleted this part of the message.)

[patent sparrow]

Shot off flare lol

[silk spoke]

Nah, I'ma just call it a night.

Been playing for 10 hours.

And yes. I'm ah, at pvp dz.

[silk vigil]

Its nice and all that we all got EB and Orouboros but slightly disappointed they're pvp weapons :(

[lunar hare]

oreo aint no pvp weapon
it can be used in it yes but you can also use it in pve

[silk vigil]

Currently testing Oreo on striker and HF and cant decide which is better atm

[edgy fable]

It's funny to see players downing themselves in PvE with the EB not understanding what's happening

[dark sand]

@torpid prawn alright am ready to grind

[hollow hill]

SMG9 or Dark Winter easily beats Ouro. They nerfed it too hard

In pvp Ouro still has some uses. Just not as good as it used to be

[sour void]

Got the Beacon and the Bittersweet.

Beacon is kinda meh, could see some use in casual 4 player.

I want to love Bittersweet for my Birdie Future Initiative, but getting 8 headshots on a slow RPM rifle is just... no.

[sour void]

They need to revert the ROF changes, and make it fire faster when you suffer from a negative status effect.

[hollow hill]

I'd prefer they bring the damage back up. Rate of Fire was a bit too fast for what it was. They also, pretty sure, nerfed the mag size

Increasing the damage would make it in a better spot without totally making it the only viable SMG again

[sour void]

Mag size wasn't that much of an issue since things like Eagle's Grasp can bring it back to par with other SMGs, but it'd be a nice to have nonetheless

The talent itself is just so meh without Catalyst to back it up

[hollow hill]

Who the hell uses it with catalyst mask 💀 that shit is a terrible match up

[south topaz]

is farming 24 keys in 1 hour slow?

[hollow hill]

The mag size used to be about 60 if I'm recalling correctly

[hollow hill]

Sounds accurate tbh. Just means you've been getting lucky

[dark sand]

Am down to help got a entire bounty stored between 4 characters .. grinding winter keys

[dark sand]

am down man

grinding as we speak

[lament verge]

Hey Agents, new agent here. Is there any harm in dismanteling or selling a yellow item at lvl 17?

[south topaz]

nopee

[lament verge]

OK I didn't know if you could upgrade them later or something.

Thanks!

[agile kettle]

Community Challenge on PS has already reached 330000 keys, is it meaningless to donate more?

[astral jacinth]

Yup unless they make up stretch goals for it too

Might as well spend your keys on the gear cache

[agile kettle]

Ok, thx, yeah I just finished 40 green presents, I’ll use all keys to gear cache

[sour void]

I literally have no other use for it besides that

[dark sand]

Anyone down to join (PC) more the merrier to grind winter keys have about 77 currently

[brave gyro]

Anyone know how to fix a glitch where your staff is stuck at 7/8 and the guy at the shooting range won’t unlock he’s stuck at 86 percent for me

[toxic lily]

Come back with another 40 keys....

either this game is trolling me or not but somehow i got 30 Chatterbox 💀

First its Eagle Bearer, now a Hyena type P90 exotic

[dark sand]

am down to grind with you .. currently rotating between my 4 characters

[fallen marten]

I forgot where this one bounty target dropped their exotic

I remember it was by some crates and a construction suit within Downtown East

[hybrid ore]

If it was an Exotic from a Bounty Target, there's a fairly high chance it was just another Chameleon.

[fallen marten]

I have enough of those already lmao

[hybrid ore]

It has an abnormally high drop chance from Bounty Named Enemies, regardless of TL.

[fallen marten]

That is fortunate towards folks that want or need one

[hybrid ore]

Very early endgame, it's a solid way to get credits+free exotic components, if you clear your Bounty board.

[delicate wasp]

Like I said, maybe he was just following what the game was telling him to do or he got what he needed and wanted to get out fast 🤔

[astral flare]

This event has been great. Got all the 25 cosmetics, donated the 30 keys and got Eagle, Oreo and Reglus

[signal grail]

Question, when does the companion feature releases? It's been awhile for me, I played yesterday and not sure how to unlock it

[cursive hamlet]

Like the true sons defector? They spawn randomly while fighting true sons or at safe houses. You should have a tutorial ingame, like a blue quest to explain how to get one on the map

[thin oasis]

Theres a quest to do to unlock it.

Its been active about a month

[signal grail]

Ah ok that should be enough to figure out for me, thanks y'all 🙏

[cursive hamlet]

You're welcome

[unique breach]

out of curiosity, is anyone else having issues staying connected? i keep getting delta 3 error.

[exotic spruce]

What is each of your playtime on your accounts (maxed out)? I have like 11 Days.

[lunar hare]

on xbox, 36 days
and on pc... 2.5 days lmao

[lament verge]

Are there levels of Darkzone? Like I'm lvl 17 and getting my ass kicked in there by NPC

[copper quail]

Unpopular opinion: M16A2? Straight bussin'

[frigid merlin]

Whisper with Behind you is bussin

[alpine lantern]

almost 350k keys donated on PSX.. it went quite quickly..

[south topaz]

🥳

[rugged leaf]

Hello chat!

[fervent cipher]

I think, like 1 day or 2 for me

[fervent cipher]

I suggest you come back when you're lvl 30 or 40, since it's like a late game thing, and the NPCs are scaling to all players ,(which means like most of them are lvl 40)

[wide briar]

Maintenance tonight?

[lunar hare]

yesh

[wide briar]

🫩

[dark sand]

Have 124 winter keys may as well spend them while I can on gear cache

[ancient nimbus]

5 hrs only to fix that? i wonder what else they're going to do

[safe jungle]

waht is game going down for

[toxic lily]

They probably gonna lower down the drop rate again...

Cause I kept getting Eagle bearers lol

[south topaz]

maybe gonna fix bounty cheese or raid exotic sharing from caches

[eager talon]

Woah what is the maint about?

[haughty swan]

The incompetence required to need two long maintenances a week is honestly impressive… especially during prime time on a Friday night!!!

[eager talon]

Could be this, I noticed that maybe around 1 in 4, I get an exotic, sometimes back to back to back.

[ancient nimbus]

totally agree

[elfin hazel]

incompetence is when you make sure the servers are stable

makes sense to me

[toxic lily]

Why fix the cheese when their drop rate kept giving me same exotics all over again lol

My stash is now filled eagle bearers and chatterbox

[south topaz]

share to new players

[toxic lily]

[exotic spruce]

36 DAYS?!

[elfin hazel]

probably because its not intended and kinda ruins the whole point of raid exotics being rarer than other exotics

[exotic spruce]

I HAVE 11, BUT YOU HAVE 36?!

[hybrid ore]

Let's start off this maintenance nice and calm, shall we.
The event is going for 4 weeks, there's no reason to have a meltdown this quickly.

[south topaz]

i thought its 3 week event

[toxic lily]

Prob. Next drop rate they probably gotta give me bluescreens

[hybrid ore]

January 6th, so regardless: you've got a while.

[dark sand]

Funny enough today after pulling 125 winter keys .. got lot of eagle bearer even shared them, 1 regulus interesting just only 1, no ouro strangely today

but alot of chatterbox, nemesis etc

[toxic lily]

😔 yeah

I prob could dismantle those eagle bearers lmao. That would hurt. Not much of a PvE AR

110 eagle bearers dismantle be like lol

[eager talon]

This has become the best exotic component farm, Ive gotten maybe close to 150 components or probably more.

[dark sand]

aw geez will have to dismantle and keep certain ones tommorrow maintenance coming

[eager talon]

I guess just keep one with DTOC and 1 spare?

[south topaz]

Depend on the item

[hybrid ore]

At most, you'll need 4 (1 for each Agent), but if it's an awkward Exotic to get, there's no reason you can't just keep a shed ton of them on an alt. Ya never know what weird combo is going to be a part of the future meta.

[eager talon]

waiting for swap speed to be meta

[fallen marten]

Welp, after grinding this bounty cycle since 9:30– it’s now 3:30 and I got 16 keys and more bounties from it

[eager talon]

hang only 16 keys in 6hrs?

[fallen marten]

Annddd I just got a Delta after finally killing Krampus and scrapping everything for the 16th key

[fallen marten]

On normal difficulty too

[eager talon]

Equip a 1 shot build with Turmoil, dont kill krampus just FT back to the safehouse to reset the bounty, you will get 16 in maybe 30mins or less

[fallen marten]

I even ran into hit squads almost every time, by the big door, at the start of the bounty area

[fallen marten]

The Strat I keep hearing is to kill everyone but Krampus so he can kill me and I don’t actually lose anything

[eager talon]

Capture the CP close to the bounty area so you can fast travel there

[warm dock]

inspection wow

[fallen marten]

That’s what i did, same with the others in the area, I just run down the block and run into a hit squad nearly every run at the bounty to do it again

[eager talon]

I guess dying to him also works, just use turmoil to kill 2 at a time so you can get around 2-4 keys per cycle.

[sage veldt]

servers down?

[eager talon]

But 16 keys in 6hours, that feels a little low?

[fallen marten]

Sure feels like it, but then again, it’s random + at an 8% chance of a key dropping off a goon

[eager talon]

Yes, maintenance round 2.

[tranquil shard]

Man I got everything but the reg out of those crates haha can’t wait for it to finally drop

[dark sand]

funny enough I only got 1 reg today thats how rare it felt for this specific day today

[tranquil shard]

I only opened maybe 25 keys today

[dark sand]

I got so much during release and now only 1 today ahahaha

[tranquil shard]

Opened about 50 yesterday

But I got a ton of ebs and oros

[dark sand]

I found O Oros today aahahah

[tranquil shard]

Well a ton I mean maybe 10 each haha

[tranquil shard]

I had two oros today

[dark sand]

I would say the day during release and yesterday was good pulls

today is well .. well it is what it is

[tranquil shard]

I still got a few more weeks luckily

[dark sand]

😋

[tranquil shard]

And the reg isn’t that hard to get if I can get in the incursion once a week just it would be easier this way ahha

[dark sand]

well see you tomorrow need my sleep .. but if not .. well it was nice chatting

[tranquil shard]

Good night agent

[fervent cipher]

I'm getting a Mike-01 when I'm trying to boot up on PS... Is the servers down?

[ashen monolith]

Ye'.

[dark sand]

maintenance

[fervent cipher]

For how long?

[ashen monolith]

#server-status

[fervent cipher]

Ah. Well, time to catch up on dying light 2

[dark sand]

🤓

[warm shell]

I just got told 5 hours. Aka all night for me 😢🤣🤣

[dark sand]

hey man beauty rest is important need that 8 hours or 9 hour sleep

[warm shell]

Its 8pm 😅🤣

[fallen marten]

It’s now 4 am for me

….I should download L-Comp or play some mecha gacha

[dark sand]

12:58 am now .. its really late gotta sleep .. thank goodness no part time tommorrow

[fervent cipher]

It's 4pm, so hey we're 12 hours apart

[umbral rock]

does playing on a higher difficulty increase chance for winter keys?

[vast shadow]

5 hour maintenance on Friday night in Australia is not cool.

[vast shadow]

No

[umbral rock]

so ive been doing it on heroic for nothing lol

[vast shadow]

GROCK says to play on normal and speed run the bounty until the Krampus and die then start again

[vast shadow]

looks like 🙂

[warped fjord]

woke up to server shutdown, depression

[cold narwhal]

Are they doing maintenance or is this another meltdown

[warped fjord]

at this point what's the difference

[cold narwhal]

For your own self-respect imo 😅

Well, that’s why I do it on heroic

But I also don’t plan on grinding it like crazy, so that’s fair

If I was then Id probably set it lower

Honestly Ive been getting way more keys just by killing every krampus squad that pops up and not even bothering with the bounty after getting the mask

[hybrid ore]

The thing about the squads, is that they only spawn every 10 minutes (from spawn, not from kill) and have a low drop chance for both the Bounty+keys.
It's not hard to see why people want to cheese it.

[fallen marten]

Woah, good night then? It’s technically morning here

[fervent cipher]

It's afternoon technically

[fervent cipher]

I'll be honest, if they increased keys by like 1 or 1.5 percent, alot more people wouldn't be burntout

[stable sand]

Maintenance 🥶👀

[tame silo]

https://youtu.be/mR8o7ES_6HU?si=2oab95Oomj3QYLxW

[mossy lantern]

what in the circus is going cause looks like now days server is down almost every morning roflmao 😄

[tame silo]

did anybody hear about a player that passed away?

[hybrid ore]

I've literally never heard of this.

The AI voice in the video isn't helping me believe more that this is real.

[tame silo]

it actualy is

[slate spoke]

what's the point farming the Krampus if I have everything already? Got all the patches, outfits, exotics etc... better just runx xp-farms from now on

[hybrid ore]

Ooh this is why they did the tie-in with the cancer sharity.

An announcement of some sort on here would've been helpful.

Are they someone of note or is this just "someone who played the game passed away"?

[mossy lantern]

any idea what's going with the server because we can't game at all lols

[ashen monolith]

#server-status

[mossy lantern]

oh i see thought something is fishy

[thin oasis]

His family posted on twitter that he enjoyed playing the Division through his battle with cancer.

They responded to them telling them they would honour him in game

[tame silo]

yeah, someone that played the game all the time passed away

[hybrid ore]

Honestly don't know how to feel about that.

[tame silo]

i feel bad for the family ngl

[hybrid ore]

Without knowing the context, coming across that ingame, I would've just assumed it was some promo-art for a book or something.

[thin oasis]

I feel like some sort of "readable sign" in game near to the mural would have been better

[tame silo]

thought about it too

[hybrid ore]

Honestly, the warframe method for this would've been better.
Some out of the way spot, a little monument statue and some candles+text, maybe sombre music plays when you're close.

I mean whatever, not gonna impact the game and it's a nice thing to do, just seems odd.

[thin oasis]

I saw someone post about it yesterday in here, but they provided no context

[hybrid ore]

That happens a lot.

Was the guy somehow of note in the community? Like, a youtuber or he did something for the game, like a comic or something?

[thin oasis]

Don't believe so, think the social team just saw his families post on twitter and reached out

[hybrid ore]

Huh.

[remote pecan]

They talked about it on the last stream for the Winter event. -> https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2644538079?t=00h36m43s
And the announcement on Reddit with more info and stuff -> https://www.reddit.com/r/thedivision/comments/1ppzm4x/united_in_the_division_turning_community_loss/

[quiet dagger]

There's a tribute to someone in the game?

[hybrid ore]

Mural on a wall.

A stream that's on just after midnight, and a reddit post. Yeah I can see how I missed them.

[quiet dagger]

What area of the map?

[serene rivet]

Server down?

[vale mural]

yeah

[hybrid ore]

@quiet dagger I think it's near to the Washington Memorial, but there's currently no way to go ingame and check.
There's videos of it on youtube, but they're AI voice so I'd wait until someone else puts one up.

[serene rivet]

Does anyone know how long they will be down?

[hybrid ore]

#server-status message

[quiet dagger]

Ohh i see...

[quiet dagger]

4 hours

[serene rivet]

🫠

[warped fjord]

i wish i can just time skip like in fallout new vegas

[hybrid ore]

Just imagine there are enemies nearby.

[green badge]

Just on log in and there's a 6gb dl. Can't find patch notes. Anyone got a link?

[hybrid ore]

#patch-notes will have them if they exist.

So far all we know is #server-status message

[green badge]

Thanks, I did look, I'll look again. 👍

[hybrid ore]

There's a decent chance there just won't be notes, because it's all behind the scenes fixes.

So nothing is noticeably changed, but the download was important for stability.

[green badge]

Is what it is. Quick shower then hopefully good to go.

[tacit yoke]

damn mike visits

[daring elbow]

is it still on maintenance?

[hybrid ore]

#server-status message

[sterile bolt]

Is the game up again?

[flint saffron]

still down

[indigo brook]

yes

[plucky bridge]

haa....
every season , problem and issue and maintenance and maintenance... too optimistic , plz more test plays and check date until unveil. plz dont let us down

[craggy vector]

yep, cant log in also. They better give us at least 100 winter keys to each player for this. Wanna farm Krampus

[indigo brook]

i tinks itsq like 15 min befour it go online

[stable sand]

Are we getting new content 5 hours down 👀

[indigo brook]

This maintenance is to improve server stability

[sterile bolt]

Is the game up again?

[craggy vector]

reads the server update guys, thats why we have discord.

Maintenance alert!
📅 Friday, December 19
🕐 9:30 AM CET, 3:30 AM ET, 12:30 AM PT
⏳ Estimated downtime is 5 hours

This maintenance is to improve server stability.

We are aware of issues affecting the UI of the Winter Event Apparel Caches opening. You can follow status updates on our

[ancient nimbus]

every 2 or 3 days lol

[warm shell]

I installed the update thought it would be ready again once the update installed 😔😢

[serene solar]

do we have patch notes somewhere? 😄

[hollow hill]

Sadly, the fix is still ongoing. And no, no patch notes @serene solar

[serene solar]

ah okay, thank you fiftys

[warm shell]

I did read that 5 hours thing just thought update meant it was finished 🤣🤣

[hollow hill]

Everyone seems to be hoping that it's just a maintenance patch. Even if we have to download a bunch of stuff. I hope like hell they don't touch the raid exotic drop rate. I'm trying to get my partner the EB

I don't feel like carrying her thru a raid

[warm shell]

I'm too young to get the exotic stuff only level 25 have to be 40 apparently

[serene solar]

Yeah Download size prolly begs to differ, then again Division's (1+2) Backend always was kinda meh, so patch files are larger than they should be

[hollow hill]

Rip

[stuck hearth]

During server maintenance, what does this means practically?

[remote pecan]

Nah, I don't think they'll do that.

[serene solar]

they did stuff like that in the past, when i was still actively playing 😄

not sure about todays situation, but it's still a possibility

[remote pecan]

there is an EB skin in the pipes and they wanna sell that

[hollow hill]

I hope they won't 🙏 but then again it's not out of the scope for the devs to nerf anything that benefits the players but they snooze when something tarnishes the playerbase

[errant bloom]

are the servers online now?

[grizzled tree]

@hollow hill they cant. Its the only thing to do in the game right now. Expect a huge amount of player dropoff if so. Back to destiny, lol

[indigo brook]

i did just quik mat its still 2 hours

more like 1:45 but still why so long

[hollow hill]

Rn the game has no players

[iron gust]

If anything they need to bump the key chance lol

Double rng/gambling is hell on earth lol

[hollow hill]

I'd like to see the keys be bumped up to 25% chance instead of 8%

[cinder shadow]

i rather they reduce mainteance times

[fallow kraken]

hello there does anyone know what the nearly 6 GB update is ?

[dull condor]

Hello guys. I had an update of Game today. Wen’t to sleep and now i have Mike 0-1. Does anyone have it too? :/ pc

[stable sand]

Why don’t you get your partner EB from Christmas cache with keys you can even give it to her/him by making your inventory full letting it drop and picking it up and share it 👍

[runic wren]

update isn't finished yet

[remote pecan]

@dull condor @fallow kraken -> #server-status message

[hollow hill]

I know this trick. We planned on doing that last night until she got sick and we stopped playing. I was so disappointed

[dull condor]

Thanks, i hate xmass. Bought game 2 days Ago, played like 16 hours and now i can’t fill my need for farming xd

[stable sand]

Oh okay man hope she get better 👍

[hollow hill]

We might have some time today depending when maintenance is over with. I have work and so does she so our time has been extremely limited. We both stayed up very late last night to play and her getting sick destroyed the time we had. And maintenance being this morning right before I leave doesn't help either

[gaunt yew]

are the servers having issues right now because it says the services are not available at this time try again later

[lilac elbow]

Man, game keeps going on maintenance

[stable sand]

You still have 3 weeks and 3 days you will definitely get one

[indigo brook]

its stil 1 hour

[hollow hill]

Fingers crossed. Unless they completely F--- something up again

[dull condor]

Yup, they are uploading patch

[stable sand]

Ikr yeah that sucks 🥶

[gaunt yew]

so even tho the update is done they are still down?

[indigo brook]

bruu stil 1 hours to complete

[stable sand]

Said 5 hours maintenance

[dull condor]

They said it”s 5 hours

[gaunt yew]

oh okay i didnt see that

[hollow hill]

#server-status

[indigo brook]

a i tink it actuely 1 hour and 30 min

[dull condor]

I was scared that problem is by my side, restarted router, computer, even cleaned dust from it xdddd

[stable sand]

Imagine they raise those number of community higher because we finished it to fast 🤣🤣

[runic wren]

already claimed the skin so....

[toxic lily]

half and hour left

[stable sand]

Dang yeah i fell sleep yesterday lol was almost completed community 👀

[hushed bridge]

Xbox servers offline right now? On a friday? What is going on, anyone knows?

[dull condor]

https://discord.com/channels/477210626742288384/489377254833651714

[hushed bridge]

@dull condor thanks. Timezones confuse me, shouldnt the estimated 5h maintenance pass already?

[elfin verge]

Not for another 80 mins or so

[dull condor]

It’s likę 1:30h remaining morę

[hushed bridge]

Alright, thanks

[toxic lily]

30 minutes left for me

[warped fjord]

this makes me sad everytime i read it

[dull condor]

Was confused about it too, no problem

[gaunt yew]

Are u est?

[toxic lily]

oh well at least theres Div 1

[hushed bridge]

Gmt +2

[gaunt yew]

Oh okay

[hushed bridge]

Or maybe its +3 now with the daylight savings time 😄

[elfin hazel]

<t:1766154600:R> / <t:1766154600:t>

that'll be whatever time it is for you

[hollow hill]

Assuming they don't extend the maintenance

[hushed bridge]

Thanks all. Gotta find something to do for an hour and a half

[hollow hill]

A good neighborhood walk would suffice 💯

[dull condor]

If i would know that there will be maintance i would buy some good green bags, now i have to lay with dog and look for Mike-01

[tacit yoke]

gets beer well darts it is

[hollow hill]

For me it's work shift 🤣

[tacit yoke]

i just finished double shift....brain is....somewhere

[turbid ice]

there's midget basketball on ESPN2+

[tacit yoke]

that intrigues me, if it was 12 hours later i'd enjoy the english pain and misery

[dull condor]

Regards guys, I have six month sick leave XD

Tought that D2 dc would be dead but i see many kindly peoples here, nice

[toxic lily]

Ur sick? be sure no Cleaners came by

[dull condor]

Naaaah, i had an car accident and my sergant said he won’t see me until my arm won’t fix in 100%

So i have break from shooting irl, have to shoot with Xbox pad on PC XD

[warped fjord]

depression

[chrome latch]

get well soon boss

[twin nacelle]

Pfoleoeooeo

[flint saffron]

get well soon Agent

[dull condor]

I can use my hand for playing, so it isn’t bad rn. Thanks ❤️

They will annouce that we can play already on dc?

[bitter sapphire]

is there an update today? i cant get in the game

[runic wren]

yes

[fair dirge]

#server-status message

[dull condor]

U have to w8 1 hour with us, honey

[gaunt yew]

I think rn just maintenance

[little kiln]

Server is down 😔

[hollow hill]

#server-status

[gleaming canyon]

maintenance has been announced, but why 5gb update? Today ain't update day?

[shadow saffron]

I love how maintenance goes on while I’m at work. Work gets to help me pass time until the evening lol. 😌

[runic wren]

some fixes prolly

[kind veldt]

it also has fixes

[gleaming canyon]

i see, cross my fingers they shadowdrop that new EB skin tho

[loud fox]

i hope we get patchnotes soon, i'm curious

[floral ore]

banana

[shadow saffron]

I didn’t know EB was getting a skin

[gleaming canyon]

saw a what seems legit a screen cap on the reddit, hasn't been confirmed but EB has a skin slot now.

[floral ore]

I think its kind of silly it took 6 years for them to realise exotic skins is a good idea

[shadow saffron]

I 100% agree with you! Big Horn skin when?…👀

[loud fox]

i want a chatterbox skin

[gleaming canyon]

there is one

[floral ore]

pretty sure there is one

[loud fox]

i dont have it, so i want one 😆

[floral ore]

was in the shop not long ago unfortunately I missed out on it too, love that weapon

[gleaming canyon]

I think all the exotics skins are permanent in the store

[floral ore]

wait fr? cause im bout to buy some premium creds if true

[ornate tide]

yes there are

[gleaming canyon]

I can't post pics here but that "leaked" EB skin is mint. Hera Arms foregrip and stock

[ember gale]

legit?

[gleaming canyon]

from what i've seen

[ornate tide]

i need to see that lol

[tender wave]

Waves in the general direction of #rules 6

[gleaming canyon]

i'll dm it to y'all if you want, the post kinda went shadow

[ember gale]

yes pls

[shadow saffron]

It glows red when u have stacks,it looks clean af lol i have it

[ornate tide]

pls do

[neat helm]

5 hours update on friday? when i have my day off! who is planning this! 😛

[floral ore]

they had a meeting about specifically ruining your day btw

its on the calendar and everything

[gleaming canyon]

your name was on the board even

[hollow hill]

A bullet in the chamber with their name on it too

[gleaming canyon]

you're being followed btw

watch out @neat helm

[hollow hill]

I welcome stalker hunters with open arms

[neat helm]

anny how early morning monday is better

[muted wave]

Genuinely an update in AUTZ prime time... on a friday night. That sucks.

[near prairie]

Where servers?

[gleaming canyon]

somewhere

[floral ore]

2am for me I feel you buddy

[muted wave]

And a 5 hour maintenance window to fix a UI bug? seriously

[near prairie]

:(

[floral ore]

soviet russia my friend

[muted wave]

especially when it's for flippin APPAREL caches of all things. Oh nooooo my apparel cache doesn't open properly

[gleaming canyon]

god y'all should just take a chill pill. If they do a maintenance in the week it's because it HAD to be done. If there is a maintenance, y'all complain. If there's none, y'all complain

and for the love of god, READ the channels

[floral ore]

b-bb-bb-bbu-u-ut-tt diivision iss lifee mann

I can't breathe without my division 2 gameplay

[torpid plume]

I'm working here

[neat helm]

does not make it better if i read the channels does it? :p

[floral ore]

I wanna gif your ass so bad

[muted wave]

I don't complain about their regularly scheduled maintenance. I work in the industry, I know that crap happens. But taking the entire world down for 5 hours during prime time of the prime day of an entire country... seems pretty rubbish.

[neat helm]

exactly

[gleaming canyon]

you need info, you see channel to get info, you not going there?

[copper quail]

You know what'd be cool? The M16A4. Literally the M16A4 but with long optic rail and grip attachment slot. Like, plz Massive, give me the M16A4 and my life is yours

[tacit yoke]

welp no division tonight sadly

[elfin hazel]

somehow I think they're not hard focused on one country for a triple a game

[floral ore]

yeah unfortunately tho thats how the cookie crumbles and people lose their minds over it when theres nothing else to be done

[neat helm]

well tell me would the maintenance go away if i read the channels?

[muted wave]

The Tuesday maintenance is not prime time for anyone, I don't understand why a UI bug fix couldn't wait until next Tues, unless people are getting so upset about clothing that they demand an immediate fix which just boggles my mind honestly xD

[gleaming canyon]

the entire world? Dawg it's 5h one a singular game

[muted wave]

I was referring to the concept of blue/green deployments where you take down regions of a game without taking the entire set of servers down

ie Europe gets maintenance while Aus is up, and vice versa

[serene solar]

compare that to other live service games / mmo's that have regular content updates/fixes without needing to close the server for multiple hours and in general have a 99% uptime - Division suddenly is really bad 😄

[elfin hazel]

which clearly isn't an option here as all servers & player builds need to be in sync

[gleaming canyon]

you ever worked in the industry?

[slate lion]

Has anyone here had issues other than it only processes one key per instance

[gleaming canyon]

cause good luck with that my guy

[floral ore]

also isnt the maintenance because of being able to share items from the gear caches by having a full inventory and letting it drop on the ground?

[slate lion]

Thats a feature

[mighty edge]

Blizzard, maintainers of the largest MMORPG in the world, does not even do this bud.

[floral ore]

yeye ik but people are farming exos like crazy

[south topaz]

where i'm gonna spend my 69 keys if they fixed the drop on ground thing

[mighty edge]

If they have a hot fix, they shut er all down.

[neat helm]

@gleaming canyonyes i had a couple of runs only getting 1 key

[slate lion]

My hc toon is enjoying this event

[floral ore]

your hardcore cartoon is enjoying the event?

[gleaming canyon]

y'all need to give the devs a break. It's been years that the game is out and they are keeping it alive. A 5h maintenance is not gonna kill you. And if, sadly, it's in a time that annoys you, boot up something else, take a nap, touch grass

[neat helm]

i love it though i finally got the regulus and eagle bearer and the pistol woth runspeed...dont remember the name lol

[slate lion]

As in permadeath mode

[floral ore]

ik bruh I'm just confused on why people say toon, it makes no sense to me whatsoever

[muted wave]

I've just been taking it as an opportunity to continue working on building my home lab 😄 Getting splunk enterprise setup soonTM will be fun

[gleaming canyon]

okay?

[slate lion]

Avatar might be more appropriate but peps use toon so i defer to the status quo

[hollow hill]

He's just trying to conversate my dude 🤷

[floral ore]

dumb question but is tm trackmania or trademark? or neither

[hollow hill]

Hell yeah to that btw

[mighty edge]

More like he stuck his foot in his mouth and now hes changing the subject. Call a spade a spade lol. Happy for your home lab BTW.

[hollow hill]

Soon trademark

[gleaming canyon]

i notice that, but then why complaining earlier

[rich goblet]

hey guys, anyone knows around what time maintenance's gonna end? cheers

[full zinc]

Soon™

[floral ore]

probably when it ends 👍

[neat helm]

in about 1 and a half hour

[hollow hill]

In roughly 30m unless extension happens

[muted wave]

I mean slow mode really prevents me firing off the battery of questions that I have as to why games don't do blue/green deployments, but realistically Blizzard likely doesn't do them because most of their games date back a LOOOONG time architecturally, and thus predate the capability for blue/green deployments

[serene solar]

Maintenance was extended for another 5h

[hollow hill]

I'd cry. But wouldn't be surprised

[carmine oriole]

Is Mike still there?

[hybrid ore]

https://tenor.com/view/xdefiant-xbox-pc-ps5-ubisoft-gif-745843868406850139

[floral ore]

site you sources bro

[serene solar]

i couldnt put an /s because of slow mode

[red flax]

Hello there

[rich goblet]

if only I'd thought of that...

[muted wave]

Eg world of warcraft was originally released in 2004, and I doubt the backend devs have redone the game's entire backend architecture

[floral ore]

yeah no need to thank me brochacho ❤️

[hollow hill]

Certified genius 💯

[gleaming canyon]

i feel like im loosing braincells geez

[red flax]

I looping for one Thing.... Its restricted for level... To Hunt christmas gifts? Im level 13

[stable sand]

👀

[sterile ferry]

"My source is that i made it the f up"

[floral ore]

acceptable have a good day

[sterile ferry]

I got 3 notifications for this wtf

[lilac elbow]

What is up with the maintenance?

[floral ore]

I'm just that powerful bro you dunno?

[gleaming canyon]

acceptable, have 3 times a great day

[gleaming canyon]

when im in a "don't read the info channels" competition and my opponent is a Division player

[floral ore]

💀

[hollow hill]

Effort is hard bro

[gleaming canyon]

istg it's the same as on the reddit

[floral ore]

well duh its the same people

[coral rock]

Tuesday it was a 6+Gb patch, than wth is this 5+Gb again?
Any info about it?

[elfin hazel]

#server-status

[hollow hill]

"fixes". And other stuff I can't name

[gleaming canyon]

division 5, resurgence

[floral ore]

damn I missed 3 and 4? time flies bro

[red flax]

Its great...

[sterile ferry]

To be fair, it doesnt matter if you cant login because of an internet issue on your side or if the servers are down. Either way you get a mike 1.
An in game notification telling you the servers are down for maintenance would be nice (not talking about the one that shows up before servers go down)

[flint saffron]

servers back ?

[floral ore]

sounds too logical so its been declined

[gleaming canyon]

if only i could post a single gif rn

[red flax]

What error Is. ALFA-03?

[sudden skiff]

hello, is TD2 down rightnow ?

[floral ore]

means your romeo got stolen

[shadow saffron]

This! I’m killing time at work for the next 8hrs,so im chilling watching everyone else complain 🤣

[red flax]

Cool 😂

[serene solar]

ALFA, same as MIKE - are connection related error codes

[deft steppe]

Just got a notification that the maintenance has been extended another hour

[floral ore]

yep verified another hour lads/ladies

[flint saffron]

hhhh

[serene rivet]

Why does this game have such long downtimes?

[fair dirge]

https://x.com/TheDivisionGame/status/2002006443407355959?s=20

[floral ore]

idk mike you tell me

[shadow saffron]

I’m chilling watching this chaos unfold as I casually sip on my Monster Energy 😌

[gleaming canyon]

dawg there's thousands of games out there. Their exotic grind can wait goddamn

[remote pecan]

The maintenance has been extended by 1 hour.

[shadow saffron]

Facts,and im an exotic hoarder 😂

[serene rivet]

Unfortunately, that's beyond my means🥲

[hybrid ore]

@elfin hazel chat's all yours, I gotta IRL.

[sterile ferry]

Extended by an hour 💀

[ancient nimbus]

💀

[floral ore]

60 minutes in africa btw

[azure lintel]

Bruh 💀

[shadow saffron]

We’ll live. Trust.

[gleaming canyon]

if there's that much need for time, it's because there's a reason lads

[hybrid ore]

#server-status message

[sterile ferry]

Nah its because someone fell asleep

[gleaming canyon]

hope they have a good nap then

[floral ore]

bro forgot to hit enter and now we suffer

[shadow saffron]

Give the server hamsters a break,people! They’re trying their best! 😭

[serene solar]

yeah, windows update auto installed updates on their servers again

[gleaming canyon]

i bet your ass y'all gonna complain about someting new after the patch

[harsh jewel]

nope

[floral ore]

took 3 seconds longer to load in than usual, games broken needs another 12 hour extension

[harsh jewel]

You're your mean one Mr. Grinch

[copper quail]

What's the best rifle rn? Sans the 1886

[gleaming canyon]

i've been there since div 1, it's an orobouros cycle this community sometimes istg

[floral ore]

the 1887 is far superior

[serene solar]

"We improved the Servers instability by extending the downtime for another hour. We are not happy with the improvement yet and will be sure to work hard on the next update"

[haughty swan]

On top of already having those long maintenances twice a week, an hour extension?! This is the epitome of incompetence!!!

Hire someone who is actually capable!

And for any normal game company, the proper courtesy is to first apologize to the users.

[paper yew]

have you tried going outside?

[elfin hazel]

apologize for what exactly

[gleaming canyon]

touch grass geez

[ancient nimbus]

touche

[elfin hazel]

sorry we didn't want to give you an experience not up to our standards

[serene solar]

to be fair, they did put an "estimate" of 5 hours. Estimates can vary up and downwards. Unless they havent specified a time, they dont need to apologize

[floral ore]

oh no a personal attack against you, they must have done this for malicious reasons right?

[shadow saffron]

Go touch the outdoor carpet

[dull condor]

XD

[gleaming canyon]

there's so many other games out there, play that in the meantime, or stare at a wall goddamn

[torpid plume]

Don't worry, I'll still be here until the dev team figures out what is going on

[floral ore]

I am honestly curious to know how these people deal with little inconveniences because every maintenance its always the same

[gleaming canyon]

"hire someone capable", i bet you couldn't even code a "Hello World"

[floral ore]

oh no I can't play my desired game today, suppose I'll just go complain about it and change nothing instead of doing something else 🤷

[indigo brook]

bru 1 hour extra

[shadow saffron]

Same,every week I wake up and get ready for work,read chat and it’s everyone acting like Server Maintenance is Doomsday.

[dull condor]

Try Metin 2 guys

[ancient nimbus]

6hrs 💀 might as well take the whole week

[serene solar]

just delete Div 2

[gleaming canyon]

chat, boo him

[paper yew]

at this point, it appears that the game going down for a week might do some of the folk here some good - they'd be forced to interact with something other than a monitor.

[ancient nimbus]

what's the point in having a test server?

[elfin hazel]

where do you think the patch is coming from

[floral ore]

nonsense, they would clearly watch gameplay whilst in a little ball

[faint yoke]

Yes. There were people out there...I didn't like it 🤣

[paper yew]

it upsets me how accurate that likely is

[shadow saffron]

I genuinely don’t understand how people get so pressed about this stuff. Most of ya’ll can’t breathe without this game,I stg. 💀

[paper yew]

why be semi productive in life when you can instead grind pointless shd levels?

[floral ore]

I guess people are wired different, me personally just accept what happens and move on, getting hung up on it is so childish

[dull condor]

I guess somebody go full rambo mode or have suicide toughts XD

[shadow saffron]

As much as i like the grind,I can live without the game for 8hrs lol

[paper yew]

an unfathomable thought to some

[ancient nimbus]

doing this every week is not up to standard for a game of this size. incompetence. there you have it

[floral ore]

which game do you upkeep every week?

[paper yew]

2/10 rage bait

[shadow saffron]

I wonder if most games maintenance days are Tuesdays because everyone HATES Mondays…🤔

[paper yew]

monday is busy internally, catching up post weekend etc.
tuesday is safe, allows for 4 days of direct player/game monitoring.

[shadow saffron]

I was making a joke 😭

[floral ore]

garfield is the ceo

[paper yew]

ah, noted - given the depravity in this channel it is hard to tell sometimes

[crimson raven]

😂

[shadow saffron]

I get that lol

[slate spoke]

PLEASE tell me they've not extended the maintenance 1 hr? Still offline..?

[floral ore]

I would but then I'd be lying

[crimson raven]

shit maintenance again i want farm my thousand key winter 😂

[shadow saffron]

Plot twist: it becomes 2 hours

[eternal swift]

whats there to do for so many hours? connecting all the potatoes?

[floral ore]

yeah its a little school science experiment

[manic fossil]

I can't tell if it's my internet or if the game is down. Keep getting Mike-01 errors on PC

[wanton viper]

Wait, this discord has a setting for no swearing... the discord for a game set in post-apocalypse DC and NY with mountains of bodies and non-step killing... yet swearing in the games discord is too much 😂😂.

[dull condor]

Looking for first xmass star xD

[full zinc]

#server-status

[crimson raven]

he try to add more glitch in the game 🤣

[floral ore]

yup its also like how every game rated 16+ still censors the entire adult playerbase even when they are the majority

[eternal swift]

i wish they did it like fortnite used to, server downtimes during night when everyone sleeps

[manic fossil]

Thanks!

[small spear]

your night is someone else's day

[elfin hazel]

fortnite still does it during the night

[manic fossil]

I think it's funny nothing is listed on their server status page.

[elfin hazel]

they do it like 30 minutes after div goes down usually

[eternal swift]

i definitely cannot deny this, but i think you get what i tried to say :d

[floral ore]

why dont they just buy double the servers and then switch between? hurr durr /j

[shadow saffron]

Fancy seeing you here lol

[warped fjord]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANOTHER EXTENSION 😭

[small spear]

i'm everywhere and nowhere

[floral ore]

skill issue

[lilac elbow]

Is it wise to buy the Premium credits now or wait till next week? Maybe they will have an event where there is an increase of prem credits you get like "x2 or just some certain amounts"

[slate spoke]

I hope they have backup up everything if someone suddenly hits the delete button by mistake

[shadow saffron]

Ya’ll really need to understand server maintenance IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD

[floral ore]

I dont think this game does that at all, maybe sometimes but very very rarely I've never seen one

[gleaming canyon]

that guy got so butt hurt over a "touch grass" that he dm'd me lol

[floral ore]

I know the more you pay the more you get but its not like they drop the prices

[lilac elbow]

Do we have new events next week though? or just this one, like some additional events to keep people interested during christmas

[full zinc]

I'm sure everyone will be mature today over an emergency maintenance

[floral ore]

you are about to receive fisticuffs

[gleaming canyon]

dude it's so hilarious

[small spear]

yeah how about no

[floral ore]

this is the kind of delusional I aspire to be, and yes I know this is sarcasm xD

[gleaming canyon]

just woke up uh?

[small spear]

i'd rather have a scathing discussion about the pact boss instead

[crimson raven]

i drinking coffee and ready for bounty farm 🤣

[floral ore]

yeah personally I think its a well designed fight with no flaws and perfect gameplay features, and yourself?

[small spear]

i think the exact same way. i think the cover spots are perfectly designed with no flaws preventing me from doing any cover-to-cover movement

[floral ore]

exactly just utter perfection

[crimson raven]

the final area ?

[small spear]

let me get out my tea and monocle

[shadow saffron]

Delulu Is The Solulu

[gleaming canyon]

release that EB skin Massive, and my life (and prolly 15€) is yours !

[haughty swan]

I spoke harshly because this kind of maintenance has happened more than once… And you’re telling me not to just stay at home and go out???

Damn it, today’s my day off, it’s my gaming day… Stop making decisions for me and running your mouth!!!

[floral ore]

I'll have the butler do it sir

[neat helm]

......another hour omg 😛

[gleaming canyon]

oh damn, there's the guy again

[floral ore]

maybe just maybe understand that life has inconviences that you cannot control and simply don't need to cry like a child about?

[shadow saffron]

Calm down. It’s not that serious. There’s plenty of things you can do until Division 2 is back online…like take a shower

[gleaming canyon]

that's this guy that DM'd me after I told him to touch grass lmao

[neat helm]

oooh now way..that means i get wet,,

[shadow saffron]

Don’t melt lol

[floral ore]

and if it bothers you that much, just go make your own game and play that whenever you want problem solved

[gleaming canyon]

oh lmao he left the server

[floral ore]

lmao all I can picture right now is the pizza man from spaceballs

[shadow saffron]

No way 💀

[gleaming canyon]

wait no he blocked me LMAOOOO

[floral ore]

oh no, anyway

[vapid crypt]

or literally play any of the billions of other games that exist

[shadow saffron]

same LMFAO

[neat helm]

i refuse to take a shower, sitting here in front of my pc for hours and hours produces a wonderfull aroma in the room wich i dont want to loose..

[warped fjord]

Awh man, if maintenance is still extended i actually have to go to my cousin's wedding

[crimson raven]

yes 🤣

[floral ore]

was the goal just saying "sorry man gotta play division can't make it but congrats!"

[gleaming canyon]

"ooooouh struck a nerve there
you got so mad over a simple "touch grass" that you went and DM'd me? Mate that's pathetic
it's my day off too, what's your point there
play another game
if you need recommendations, I'd gladly give you some" I litterally just told him that in dm's dude

[warped fjord]

nah it was more or less of
"Sorry man, I gotta go to the sewers, take care of some "wild animals" (ie. Hyenas), then go help out the local community to get projects"

[floral ore]

lmao classic

[shadow saffron]

@haughty swan go touch the outdoor carpet

[floral ore]

Alladin wouldn't like that

[remote pecan]

I already know what we get in The Division 3 with all that testing of the player base regarding customization and mudding the waters with the price tag, if ppl are willing to spend so much money

[ancient nimbus]

so many white knights defending incompetence 💀

[floral ore]

oh yes we are very much so, and do tell sir what you are so competent in? complaining perhaps?

[shadow saffron]

I’m making fun of the stupidity..it’s amusing

[gleaming canyon]

I mean, i've been playing div2 since the private beta so spending a little bit of dough for one of my fav game to stay alive isn't that bad

[warped fjord]

popeyes or KFC

[gleaming canyon]

kfc

[floral ore]

kfc bruh

[remote pecan]

that's alright nothing against that in general, but I'd rather spend that for actual content
just a lot of 20€+ skins lately and I don't want Div3 full of mtx tbh

[azure lintel]

KFC

[warped fjord]

Vanilla or Chocolate for ice cream

[gleaming canyon]

i get that. But we won't get div3 in the next 5 years I think so

[elfin hazel]

chocolate

[floral ore]

both

[neat helm]

can someone tell me where my arm pits are? i got some soap in my hands but dont know how to continue! Dammit! should not have listened to you!

[azure lintel]

Chocolate

[ancient nimbus]

i'm simply saying that we don't deserve this. it's happening too often now

[warped fjord]

personally i like vanilla more than chocolate

[gleaming canyon]

im tired, can someone do it instead of me?

[shadow saffron]

We can’t expect everything to be perfect. Life happens. Issues happen. We just need to be patient. Crying and complaining won’t solve anything.

[fluid island]

server up yet?

[runic kernel]

too much electrical infetterance happening with the servers

[ancient nimbus]

yes, but incompetence must be pointed out.

[neat helm]

omg im starting to agree on the white knight thing lol

[shadow saffron]

Skill issue on their part then,don’t come at me for it. All we can do is wait it out.

[fierce badger]

Well at least they let us have the key farm and the high drop rates all week before they decided to Nerf it

[heavy dirge]

.me points at JC. Done!

[uneven mauve]

no

[shadow saffron]

I’m at work and will be for 7hrs,so im not stressed at all

[floral ore]

do you perchance work at a police station?

[uneven mauve]

?

[neat helm]

im NOT complaining im just disapointed! 😛

[floral ore]

the name, nvm dw about it lol

[gleaming canyon]

probably dexter from the cartoon

[uneven mauve]

yes sir

[gleaming canyon]

good taste friend

[shadow saffron]

It’s like that one thing in every sitcom ever “I’m not mad son..just disappointed”

[floral ore]

the definition of complain... "express dissatisfaction or annoyance about something"

[shut inlet]

-# looks at profile picture
I'm as surprised as you are

[loud tree]

I don't know why it's taking so long to fix UI bugs.

[shadow saffron]

what does this button do?

[uneven mauve]

the cartoon might be too millennial for all these zoomers!

[gleaming canyon]

maybe there's other issues?

[hollow hill]

I know what it is they've changed but I can't quite share it

[shut inlet]

well if they need a job, they can mow my lawn or get off it

[mighty edge]

@uneven mauve DEEDEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hollow hill]

Powderpuff girls was my shit back then, including Courage. I'll be 23 in March

[fluid island]

any plan for them to add Upscaler like FSR or XeSS?

[uneven mauve]

cartoon network was back to back bangers, especially samuari jack and clone wars

[gleaming canyon]

it doesn't get better, believe me

[hollow hill]

Lossless Scaling is a good tool

[hollow hill]

OG Teen Titans was also my show too 💯

[uneven mauve]

good times, i feel old now lol

[shadow saffron]

Same

[gleaming canyon]

raven changed my taste in women forever

[hollow hill]

PS2 and Xbox 360 are now considered retro. So yeah we are pretty old

[fluid island]

yeah, but I'm using Intel ARC A380 LP, which is more compatible with built-in XeSS than FSR, Built-in or Third-Party

[floral ore]

damn bruh I remember playing the ps1 when it was the good shit

[hollow hill]

Did you survive the date with the hello kitty girl?

[uneven mauve]

I remember when I first got a ps2, because my mum broke our ps1 when moving houses 😂 was thankful for that ahaha

[gleaming canyon]

barely

[neat helm]

ok now i got a headache and I'm starting to shake allover, i need to farm key soon!

[fluid island]

I still have my PS2 somewhere in my parent's house. Never had any new console after that one

[uneven mauve]

I have a sega megadrive somewhere as well, pull it out to play some sonic occasionally :)

[floral ore]

I've still got my ps2 and games in my closet, along with a couple new gen consoles

[gleaming canyon]

Danny Phantom anyone?

[uneven mauve]

I didn't watch that one, looks like ben10

[gleaming canyon]

goth women

[fierce badger]

Bobby's world, tail spin, darkwing duck and gargoyles

[median tree]

I loved that show

[fluid island]

I'm more of Ben 10 and Courage the Cowardly Dog

[floral ore]

can't believe we are all uncs now :/

[median tree]

Ben 10 was top tier

[gleaming canyon]

Courage was traumatizing damn

[median tree]

Fr bro I turned 24 today 🥲

[gleaming canyon]

happy birthday ! For your birthday you get.... Maintenance day !

[elfin hazel]

please head to #off-topic-discussions if we're gonna continue this

[fierce badger]

The fact that you think that your mid-twenties is old is f****** hilarious to me

[gleaming canyon]

ruined the vibe

[fluid island]

HBD man. the older we get, the more "when are you going to get married" questions come flying at ya from relatives 🤣

[floral ore]

yeah black tusk etc... division 2 cool game much wows am i right fellas?

[hollow hill]

Real

[gleaming canyon]

yeah dude, loot and uh gun? yo raid as well?

[floral ore]

me raid? nah me human, tidal basin

[gleaming canyon]

tidal basin? ah me don't like last boss

[floral ore]

last boss make me cry, manning zoo even worse

[hollow hill]

Me play PvE only because pvp is in shit state 🙏 devs please fix soon

[gleaming canyon]

pve yeah ! pvp no :(

i love talk game, game talk so good !

[shadow saffron]

Manning Zoo

[shut inlet]

I prefer to read this as Revan ||My Revan in KOTOR was a woman||

[neat helm]

wtf happened i went to the toilet and when i came back everyone is talking like a monkey in a toon?

[jagged falcon]

Is Div 2 server down rn? I've been having Mike-01 issues for the last hour

[gleaming canyon]

no you timeout, you not talking about game, you not allowed >:(

[shadow saffron]

I’m gonna hold your hand when I tell you this…

[shut inlet]

"what is that, your second or third divorce?"

[gleaming canyon]

mod ruined the vibe so, yeah

[serene rivet]

5min till servers back up🥳

[neat helm]

ok i wiull play along then "Me no like waiting"

[uneven mauve]

my life is RUINED (for the past 6 hours)

[hollow hill]

Maybe

[serene rivet]

You need to believe

[jagged falcon]

Was gonna have fun tonight playing. Just started, like, a few days ago. So eager rn

[floral ore]

me sad, me no play game, me cry 🙁

[primal nymph]

Ahit are they nerfing the drop rate today? Did I miss out? Again...lol

[strong wigeon]

game still ded?

[gleaming canyon]

welcome to the addiction

[finite osprey]

another hour for sure

[gleaming canyon]

me what do with other 300 games on accounbt :(

[primal nymph]

Lol

[floral ore]

me steam library huge, me not play games tho, me play 1 game

[runic kernel]

Several people typing, but several people not playing. Think about that

[uneven mauve]

6 hour plus maintenance friday before christmas break is L

[gleaming canyon]

keep voice down, we don't allow talk about other then game here

[primal nymph]

I know right. This is the best game I came across since 2002 halo

[gleaming canyon]

i know they're lurking, waiting

division talk

[shadow saffron]

👀

[loud tree]

oh god plz open up

[jagged falcon]

@shadow saffron What was it you gonna say to me again?

[floral ore]

well it all started when I was 4....

[shadow saffron]

I didn’t say anything to you?

[gleaming canyon]

he wants your attention

[jagged falcon]

Shit, wrong server. Idk why my discord acting up

[warped fjord]

LETS GOOO

[sterile ferry]

Pc and xbox servers are up. Playstation extended by 2 hours

[serene solar]

rip ps players

[tepid ore]

we're back

[floral ore]

to the disco?

[indigo brook]

a big oof for playstation

[neat helm]

@shadow saffronwell hes probaly said something negative and complaining,, so he was waiting for the white knight comment

[jagged falcon]

Hello?! What?!

[warped fjord]

I AINT GOING TO THAT WEDDING TODAY!

[sterile ferry]

Sucks to be you lol

[shadow saffron]

Nobody is White Knighting but okay

[gleaming canyon]

and now ladies and gents, there will be no more activity on the discord :)

[dull condor]

Rip ps

[floral ore]

why would I rip my palisade armor?

[faint yoke]

all still showing down on their server status page

[elfin hazel]

servers still seem to be down on USE on pc so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[serene rivet]

Nooooo why playstation extended

[runic kernel]

u did it to urself Mike

[jagged falcon]

We shall suffer together, mike

[gleaming canyon]

EUE as well

[serene solar]

EU is down still aswell xD

[sudden skiff]

so ISAC is lying again ?

[gleaming canyon]

LIES, WE'VE BEEN FED NOTHING BUT LIES

[shadow saffron]

Put your suit on…you ARE going to that wedding

[kind cedar]

You should go rogue

[wooden parrot]

2 extra hours? The Christmas inturns strike again.

[serene rivet]

[serene solar]

I would go to that wedding instead of Daewon, if i get free food

[tacit pivot]

working EU

[deft steppe]

I just got in on PC. Have fun Agents!

[dull condor]

EU west on

[neat helm]

@serene solarLOOL!

[plucky ice]

Looooooot

[warped fjord]

BRO NO, I GOT A KRAMPUS TO KILL, PLUS THE COUSIN GOT DISOWNED LIKE TWO YEARS AGO FOR COMMITTING A CRIME SO I DONT CARE!!!

[rain pivot]

W dev

[shadow saffron]

Press T to rogue

[gleaming canyon]

holy shit there's tons of lore

[kind cedar]

How does one even go rogue on xbox

[warped fjord]

lots and lots of lore my friend

[floral ore]

probably one of there very limited buttons

[jagged falcon]

We have suitcase to unpack, but I guess the suitcases ahve their own suitcases with that sentence

[kind cedar]

Is it the same button as TD1?

[gleaming canyon]

good luck lmao

guys... EB skin is not out :(

[neat helm]

to all of you Playstation players...i feel for u,,,but i have to go hunt keys now...

[floral ore]

Guys personally the maintenance wasn't long enough so I'm gonna complain about this incompetence

[shut inlet]

companion goes rogue

[gleaming canyon]

6H ?? I WANT IT TO BE DOWN 12H

[rain fog]

Good job on the extended downtime .... muppets 🙄

[floral ore]

what did ernie do to you?

[solid hawk]

Division, Ubisoft you’re a bunch of regards

[gleaming canyon]

oh lord here they come

[hollow hill]

Regards

[warm bronze]

EU live

[floral ore]

boy it sure would suck if I couldn't play division 2 right now

[warm bronze]

nice drop rate.... 4 of 5 Xmas chests were an Exo

[mellow lance]

interesting, I'm getting black screen and when I open task manager it doesn't respond, if i close the game, everything goes back to normal

[worldly sentinel]

Servers back 🩷

[floral ore]

try a pc restart

[mellow lance]

did that, i restarted the game just now, and now it started like normal

[shadow saffron]

welcome to tom clancy’s the division 2

[leaden garnet]

anyone else missing items from their inventory? Gloves and Knees from my fully exp Striker Set are just gone

[shut inlet]

maintenance tax

[floral ore]

atleast its better than the game hanging inbetween loading so it doesnt show on the taskbar but it is running in task manager, gotta end it and start again like 12 times

[thorn wren]

Colour is very washed out in my game now lol

[remote lynx]

Whats up with the extra 5.73 GB update on Ubiconnect?!?

[strong wigeon]

Finally got Stack Broker - Gold skin delivered! Ubi willing!

[shut inlet]

complaining about free data?

[remote lynx]

downloaded the hollidays update i want to play the game now i have lil bit of free time 🙁

[vestal lava]

Why does ps have another 2 hours 😭

[hardy prawn]

I keep getting mike-01 on ps5

[thorn wren]

anyone else have an issue with the UI looking washed? like foggy cant see anything

[remote lynx]

Haven't been lucky when it comes to exotics drops, i want Reg & Ouro :/

[solid hawk]

Literally blows booty cheeks

And there’s more ps players than Xbox we should be first lmao

[floral ore]

thats an interesting take

[shadow saffron]

We can’t always get what we want

[stable sand]

Dangg still maintenance 😭

[floral ore]

, (please get it)

[gilded gate]

Winter Event bug 😂 😂

[floral ore]

shit i typed the wrong one, .*

[small spear]

hurts, don't it?

[leaden garnet]

i am missing all my green Set Gloves and Knees from all my saved sets? what is going on?

[sterile bolt]

I don’t get it my Boutie is gone!

[stable sand]

👀 scary Ubisoft what you doing

[remote lynx]

@worldly sentinel i remember you from yesterday you invited me for Krampus bounty 🙂

[sterile bolt]

*Bountie wtf

[shadow saffron]

See now why maintenance gets extended? This is where Patience is Key

[ashen monolith]

This is just SHD testing us. 🙏

[remote lynx]

Please D2 devs don't screw and break thinngs up its the holliday season let us play and have fun... Please

[sterile bolt]

Can we fix the Krup. Bounties?

[light bone]

Hey

At 5 pm Is on?

[kind cedar]

?

[light bone]

The server of course xD

[shadow saffron]

PlayStation maintenance is for another 2 hours…

[kind cedar]

^

[forest wyvern]

🥲

[light bone]

Oh 🥺, i start to play last day xD

[small spear]

this is so sad.

[shadow saffron]

I know.

[small spear]

can we get 500 likes? 1 like 1 prayer

[kind cedar]

lemme play a song for the downtime on this small violin

[forest wyvern]

Wondering if I can play on my Mac with my account? 🤡

[shadow saffron]

Mac bursts into flames

[kind cedar]

thatll be likely imo

[floral ore]

1 frame per sometimes, also cross progression isnt a thing

[forest wyvern]

Well that’s sad

[shadow saffron]

[solid hawk]

How much longer anyone know?

[floral ore]

extra 3 hour extension

[solid hawk]

B.s lol

[fierce badger]

I think they might have buffed the keys I just got 11 keys off one normal bounty

[west berry]

Are PS5 consoles getting 4K UHD now or what?

[alpine lantern]

8K with stable 120 FPS HDR++ IMAX..

[wise peak]

Woah wait. What happened last night. I wasn’t on the game at all last night and woke up to an update🤣

[fierce badger]

Just server stability maintenance

[tight mortar]

Getting a lot of Delta-03s post "server stability maintenance".

[vale moth]

rng is crazy.. opened almost ~300 cache.. 0 regulus the only thing i need

[tranquil hatch]

Not surprising 🤣

[lilac elbow]

I opened around 11, got regulos

[vale moth]

lucky you 😄

[eternal swift]

2 winter caches, 2 eagle bearers ♿

[tropic sentinel]

Exotic materials always helpful.

[pseudo chasm]

Are the servers working atm?

[robust reef]

Not for me currently

[fierce badger]

Crazy I haven't gotten any maybe it's a 💩 internet 🤷

[lyric sigil]

it has been extended by additional 2 hours on PS, but that should end soon I guess, or there will be another extension 🙁

[shadow saffron]

PlayStation is down…it’s BEEN down..

[fierce badger]

PlayStations downtown was extended by 2 hours

[tight mortar]

Could be connected to a terrible server. Had to restart the game and it started working fine.

[fierce badger]

That too not enough people check their service status on the regular basis

[pseudo chasm]

right on thanks for replying @fierce badger

[fierce badger]

I don't know about PC or Playstation but I know if my server status goes in the red it gives me an option to find better server.

[solid hawk]

Back up? It’s been 2 hours

[fierce badger]

They haven't posted anything on X yet so.. I know on Xbox we had to download 7 point something gig update

[remote pecan]

extended again

[azure lintel]

Its being extended again

[lunar hare]

it's not that many lol

[fierce badger]

Never mind yeah extended I just seen it

[edgy fable]

Yay we get an exo cache as compensation 😄

[crimson raven]

bruh

[azure lintel]

Bruh

[shadow saffron]

RIP

[fierce badger]

Dang they didn't even give a Time they just said extended that's not good.. 😬

[solid hawk]

1 exotic cache? Whoopdy dooo

[fierce badger]

LOL one exotic component..

[solid hawk]

Division/ubisoft is literally garbage and everyone who works there lol

[crude plume]

I just got a 5,73 GB update, what was that all about? no patch notes

[fierce badger]

Yeah Xbox had a 7. gb

[edgy fable]

Yo that's not cool to say. I'm sure the devs are doing their best

[fierce badger]

As somebody who has worked for 10 plus years and the internet field and server field I assure you there is no way to control what happens no matter how good you fix something something else will happen that's the part that's the whole risk of running a live service game. You can't fullproof anything

[hollow hill]

It's okay, withdrawals are a normal part of the absence of your addictions. Perfectly normal

[crimson raven]

yes but i prefered he try to fix Shroud problem with the skills not working at all too. he have the time during this maintenance
The weapon working correctly 1 week and after not at all 🙁

[hollow hill]

I'd like to see the list of 100+ bugs fixed for the past 7 years but at this stage we are all just used to it

[edgy fable]

I won't deny there's a backlog of things to fix but this is unrelated to today's maintenances.

[crimson raven]

so many update and again it's not working it's sad 🙁

i check at all maintenance or update if he working 🥲

[edgy fable]

Go touch some grass, the game will be available again soon enough

[wise vigil]

On all platforms 😂 why Xbox and pc getting a gift

[crimson raven]

yeah 🤣

[cosmic crypt]

Does it make your cache less valuable if others get one too?

[fierce badger]

Because we're the good boys and girls.. we don't break things

[shadow saffron]

L console…

[crimson raven]

He add more key challenge after 330k ? bcz i think it's over before 5 days 🤣

[edgy fable]

You don't need a challenge. Use the opportunity to stock up on materials and upgrade gear

[fierce badger]

PlayStation is going to log back in and find a big stocking stuff with coal in there stash box

[crimson raven]

i want but i cant try now 🤣

[rain fog]

Indefinite extension, even in the IT field, reeks of incompetence

[quiet gorge]

Krampus is tanky af holy hell lol

[edgy fable]

We're going full circle with my suggestion for you to go touch grass :p

[shadow saffron]

Some of you PS players complain so much…omfg

[crimson raven]

i have 2 strat for u if u want kill him fast 🤣

[cosmic crypt]

It’s embarrassing

[crimson raven]

Companion can destroy him or Oneshot kill on Krampus.
2 way fast 🙂

[fierce badger]

Shzzzz.. which companion cuz all mine does is lead him straight to me

[crimson raven]

For companion strats u need "Heroics map" and Bounty in "Normal" u will see he destroy him 🤣

[shadow saffron]

Yeah..

[quiet gorge]

I mean I killed him

[crimson raven]

Or Never kill him and replay bounty, 🙂

[quiet gorge]

You can only fight Krampus once?

[lyric egret]

EU servers, Delta's are back

[fierce badger]

To be honest the heroic krampus bounties are actually quite easy if you get a decent heartbreaker build going

[crimson raven]

if he not die u can replay the bounty 😉

[humble bone]

the farm still on, but not for groups

[crimson raven]

i use Eclipse protocol and rush add kill, wipe, retry

[analog wharf]

For my first 6 initial runs, it does look like keys have been nerfed a bit. I got 9 keys for 6 runs. Vs 60 keys over 33 runs. But I will give it another 10 or so before making the final call.

[crimson raven]

yeah it's just lucky 🥲

[fierce badger]

Lol ........ Okay Ubisoft touche, just open 8 caches I 💩 you not every one of them Nemesis...

[vital quiver]

keys don't seem nerfed to me

[quiet gorge]

What's the quickest way to find Krampus' goons around the map to kill them for winter keys

[west berry]

Maintenance on PlayStation Servers has been extended but did not say for how long 😩

[fierce badger]

Until after Christmas

[crimson raven]

in my experience it's just retry bounty in loop and pray for drop

[quiet gorge]

Well unfortunately I killed Krampus

[tropic sentinel]

Huh maintenance on Friday?

[edgy fable]

Just run around anywhere. They'll find you. Keep the roughly 10 minute cooldown in mind

[crimson raven]

The krampus guy have 10 minutes cooldown for a other squad in the map

[vital quiver]

theres a 10m cooldown per character. in my experience there's a 100% spawn rate once the 10m cooldown is up. I like lincoln memorial, they spawn right ahead of you when you fast travel to the mission

[fierce badger]

I've been getting all my krampus bounties right out of that safe house closest to his bounty point because there's three spawn locations for them right there in that area

[analog wharf]

Do you write down how many you get per run?