td2-general-chat

[pure saffron]

#server-status

[alpine lantern]

its a "1" + 1 unexpected issue.. javascript knows how to solve this.. ; )

[candid stag]

Why u why ??!

[azure lintel]

$greater_understanding++;

[modest lintel]

English words only in this server

[azure lintel]

Don't why me wen I how when u.

[worldly flicker]

if the stars align and we have servers today, anyone wanna team up with me ?

[plush trench]

putain ubisoft essai de mettre a nouvelle mise a jour ajourdhui, nique le jeu, save pas le probleme

[void parrot]

the team they have on this game are shite everytime they do an update they mess something up

[azure lintel]

I'll take you up on that offer.

[candid stag]

Come

[pure saffron]

Imagine enforcing rules

[prisma tapir]

the division 2 servers no longer work since the update in France why?

[magic timber]

So did the devs accidentally delete all the files?

[pure saffron]

#server-status #server-status

[prisma tapir]

the division 2 servers no longer work since the update in France why?

[pure saffron]

Our team is making progress in resolving the ongoing issue. Unfortunately, we do not have an ETA for now but will keep you informed. We appreciate your patience!

[worldly flicker]

i’m currently 29lvl and i rock the turret/drone gadgets

[modest lintel]

U come drink?

[trim mango]

Escargots

[plush trench]

😂

[wet axle]

🥖

[azure lintel]

Escargot pants

[wet axle]

🍷

[plush trench]

pede

[prisma tapir]

the division 2 servers no longer work since the update in France why?

[candid stag]

Yes

[modest lintel]

English only

[worldly flicker]

#server-status

[finite ibex]

Because France

[sweet osprey]

🐸

[candid stag]

Why لماذا espaniol

[plush trench]

parsque le putain banda branleurs developers

[modest lintel]

U drink come

[worldly flicker]

omlet du formage

[fluid widget]

Due Earth updates:

France removed from the World map

[azure lintel]

Cool, I'll be active through the night, since I'm on my off week.

[vale rune]

Whats ETA?

[candid stag]

No you come drink

[wet axle]

eat this apple

[azure lintel]

Every Tester's Absent

[prisma tapir]

the division 2 servers no longer work since the update in France why? we are a big community in division 2, don't laugh, it's serious, we hadn't planned outings in serious games

[worldly flicker]

is your nick here the same as in Ubisoft, or ?

[modest lintel]

Engrish only

[sweet osprey]

https://discord.com/channels/477210626742288384/489377254833651714

[candid stag]

Why

[azure lintel]

Exactly the same.

[pure saffron]

@prisma tapir you have been answered more than once.

[worldly flicker]

I answered you. check #server-status

[modest lintel]

Why u drink come

[candid stag]

U drink come

[torpid plume]

I took the server down

[finite ibex]

You need to pledge to start speaking english in group chat.

[modest lintel]

Engrish only

[sweet osprey]

i bet theres some people in your community who can read ,https://discord.com/channels/477210626742288384/489377254833651714

[candid stag]

Good boy

[candid stag]

Why

[modest lintel]

Cant follow rules, gtfo

[pure saffron]

Literally Rule 7

[prisma tapir]

the division 2 servers no longer work since the update in France why? we are a big community in division 2, don't laugh, it's serious, we hadn't planned outings in serious games

[azure lintel]

was it worth it?
What did it cost.
I want figures, not references.

[worldly flicker]

@torpid plume tell me whyyy

[candid stag]

Come drink come cat

[azure lintel]

I'm not sure what the rationale is behind asking a question repeatedly and not sticking around for the answer

[modest lintel]

English only

[torpid plume]

Yes, It's always worth it.

[candid stag]

Why

[drowsy phoenix]

!!

[vale rune]

Whos mike...

[prisma tapir]

why the server is hs what is the real problem?

[azure lintel]

🤑

[worldly flicker]

ain’t nothing but a miistaakeee

[floral quest]

Estimated time of arrival

[sweet osprey]

read the dam status channel https://discord.com/channels/477210626742288384/489377254833651714

[candid stag]

Where is alpha and delta i missed them 😞

[worldly flicker]

tell me whyy

[torpid plume]

My services are always free

[torpid plume]

I took them down also

[prisma tapir]

why the server is hs what is the real problem?

[candid stag]

Do i have to pay taxes ?

[vale rune]

@floral quest thanks

[wraith girder]

what's hs

[torpid plume]

Only if you live in France

[azure lintel]

Feel free to end the service.

[ebon parrot]

is server offline?

[potent leaf]

guess we all be playing d1 survival instead right?

[plush trench]

hors service

[candid stag]

Thank god i don’t live there

[azure lintel]

HOOOORAH!!!!!!!!!

[worldly flicker]

hs means kaput in france

[candid stag]

Horaaaaaaaa

soka blat

[azure lintel]

Why the hell not, might as well break some d1 servers.

[wraith girder]

but he's speaking english

[worldly flicker]

why

[upper oriole]

lol 8 hours and counting..

[ebon parrot]

are the servers offline?

[modest lintel]

Hs: horse shit

[wraith girder]

what do you mean why

[worldly flicker]

TEEELL MEE WHYYYY

[candid stag]

English only

[wraith girder]

oh.

[modest lintel]

Engrish only

[wraith girder]

yall lost your minds

[candid stag]

Yeah engrish

2.0

[plush trench]

сука блять

[worldly flicker]

much engrish, such uwu

[wooden hazel]

Everyone comes on asks why the servers are down, complains then says the game is dead

Typical day

[candid stag]

تحب تسولف

[plush trench]

ha ha

[azure lintel]

Ain't nothin but a mistake, tell me why
I never wanna hear you say, I broke the game today

[worldly flicker]

TELL ME WHY

[fluid widget]

🇨🇰

[modest lintel]

White hole flag

[candid stag]

God bless uk good lads

[plush trench]

I LOGGED IN

[ebon parrot]

2023 and this game is still glitched as hell lmao

[azure lintel]

Now I can see, the servers fallen apart
From the way that it used to be, yeah

[pure saffron]

Will GTA6 be on PC??? that the real question...

[wooden hazel]

no

[torpid plume]

No

[wraith girder]

how do you know it's glitched if it's offline

[candid stag]

Russian only

[ebon parrot]

only in 2026

[azure lintel]

present the screenshot.

[unique summit]

GTA VI switch exclusive

[worldly flicker]

i never wanna hear you say THE DEVS BROKE THE GAAME AGAAIN

[fluid widget]

Vodka.

[ebon parrot]

bugsoft has this name for a reason.

[candid stag]

Soka

[fluid widget]

Bliath.

[wraith girder]

you're a bugsoft

[plush trench]

ONLY TO SEE: MIKE-1

[worldly flicker]

Sukasoft.

[pure saffron]

you missed the joke. both of you.

[candid stag]

Bota madre

[ebon parrot]

imagine not being a PC player lmao

[azure lintel]

Imagine Dragons

[worldly flicker]

imagine servers

[candid stag]

Imagine everyone in the dz use cheats

[azure lintel]

😄

[torpid plume]

Imagine Imagine

[candid stag]

Yeah just imagine

[wooden hazel]

Ima chill on division 1

[worldly flicker]

imagine mike-01

[wooden hazel]

Try to make a cursed build worthy of my name

[azure lintel]

Purple 5.11 it shall be done.

[pure saffron]

I really can't. Too much else to be bothered about then what system a person plays on.

[plush trench]

WARZONE 40Gb update... The Division 2 MIKE-1 as always.... WHAT TO DOOO?

[candid stag]

Imagine alpha-03

[azure lintel]

Play Vigor instead, tbh

[candid stag]

It’s very useful bro

[ebon parrot]

imagine 30 fps

[serene gale]

play something else div2 wont be back up today

[azure lintel]

But only have one piece equipped

[candid stag]

Imagine the game crashes every minute

[plush trench]

ill do pophub prolly

[ebon parrot]

imagine 30 fps

[fluid widget]

Terraria.

[vale rune]

Battlefield 4042 is nice

[fluid widget]

😎

[candid stag]

Imagine u need to have plus to play the game

[plush trench]

russian roulette with semi auto is nice

[ebon parrot]

yep thats f* up

[candid stag]

With the regulus would be better

[urban ice]

It's a shame all day long, an update that doesn't change anything..... I hope that ubisoft will be able to make a gesture to the community, it would be a minimum.....

[worldly flicker]

i doubt that they will give anything

[plush trench]

the dont give a fuck

[worldly flicker]

they don’t even give information about the issue

[ebon parrot]

because bugsoft is the issue

[candid stag]

There’s nothing to complain about the pc other than the hackers and crashes unfortunately

[ebon parrot]

i only play PVE

[candid stag]

So just crashes

[vale rune]

Now you Cant play at all

[ebon parrot]

my build isnt fun for PVP, it makes it so easy

[urban ice]

They code with their ass? Or is it just the intern working today?

[candid stag]

It’s ok

[wraith girder]

i'm sure you can apply

[candid stag]

Ahhhhhh

[broken solstice]

smart move not to continuously feed us updates about bad news. people are angry no matter what. giving us more info about a bad situation is just gonna add to the upset

[real creek]

Gamers 101, they love to complain.

[urban ice]

Lol

[wraith girder]

I mean they said they will share any news. if there's nothing to share there's nothing to say

[broken solstice]

true

[neon wyvern]

real message

[vale rune]

Funny

[frank bobcat]

servers?? down??? still????

[azure lintel]

looks that way umbra.

[vale rune]

I friend of mine is logging on??

[azure lintel]

He will meet Mike

[ebon parrot]

bugsoft saw the gta 6 trailer and decided to retire

[vale rune]

Ok

[frank bobcat]

o ye.. gta 6 releasing is gonna be a pneumonia

[charred torrent]

in 2025

[frank bobcat]

don’t remind me😑

[vale rune]

Gta 6, a friend of mine likes to play gta 5 for now

[pure saffron]

in 2025

[vale rune]

Gta6?

[cosmic rapids]

No news?

[vale rune]

Cring Company whats that?

[azure lintel]

Same news as earlier unfortunately, Just have to be patient.

[cosmic rapids]

Screw it imma just go to sleep

[rocky sparrow]

come my ass patient

[hardy glade]

Smh lol

[azure lintel]

I don't bend that way.

[neat sedge]

Man I kind of feel bad for the devs at this point they are doing over time, how can they do that to Steve, the one person they have working on the live service of this game

[vale rune]

I think they get pizza and soda too:)

[azure lintel]

Comes with the territory. You break it, you fix it.

[azure lintel]

I miss server maintenance at Anglo. That's what we did, Ordered pizza and drinks, played each person's music one after the other over the intercomms, and worked through the night. Felt like a sleepover but with work colleagues.

[fluid widget]

They work in something that a fuckin' person who takes 4 buses, a subway, to earn minimum wage and return after 8 hours of work, doesn't do.

[fiery cloud]

HAPPY RESET DAY

[azure lintel]

HAPPY UPDATE DAY

[vale rune]

@azure lintel sounds cozy

[radiant yacht]

Merry crysis and cheers for new tears! 🥳

[stable sand]

Is it working or still down ?

[mighty shell]

Still down

[stable sand]

Dammm

[azure lintel]

They probably won’t be up until tomorrow

[azure lintel]

It really was, Clients were happy since this all went on over the weekend. So no affected downtime. We made the best of the situation.

[broken solstice]

get a load of this. KVD is airing a stream of him continuously trying to log in and getting mike 01 over and over

[lone valve]

It's time for everyone to do some div 1 legendaries instead!

[vale rune]

I would but tired

[azure lintel]

How many are watching it?

[broken solstice]

hang on

1300 something

[alpine urchin]

Thats... kinda amusing

[vale rune]

Waird i would say

[alpine urchin]

Guess hes hopeful itll come on any moment now

[finite ibex]

Ah KvD the man with the new meta every week

[azure lintel]

I don't know what to say about that.....

[narrow creek]

😂😂

[noble moss]

Can I change my name in the server?

I changed it.

[frozen meadow]

hi friends

[alpine urchin]

hey there

[azure lintel]

the champ is here.

[neat sedge]

they need to give Steve like a second pair of hands, maybe a third

[alpine urchin]

I likely chose t he worst possible day to try get back in to div2 lmao

[nimble fox]

lol, yeah you did

[hardy glade]

Wb @frozen meadow

[noble moss]

[frozen meadow]

i have to go in like a few minutes to take a chem quiz

[inland minnow]

ripppppp

[alpine urchin]

Sounds like fun

[hardy glade]

Gl on it

[radiant yacht]

u got like 48 hours lol

[azure lintel]

[noble moss]

I’m now officially in charge of the servers 🤷‍♂️

[alpine urchin]

doubt

[tired granite]

will this be the longest maintenance for a game?

[frozen meadow]

wdym

[radiant yacht]

until servers are on ... with this rate

[reef reef]

Lets not.

[azure lintel]

🍕

[alpine urchin]

Nah pretty sure there have been a couple in the past with 24 hour

[noble moss]

I’ll start plugging and unplugging these potatoes until something happens bear with me.

[frozen meadow]

you are not the captain now

[broken solstice]

false advertising. not allowed to impersonate mike

[noble moss]

🧸

[tired granite]

ooft... thats pretty pain

[alpine urchin]

pretty sure there are some gatchas with months under their belts too

[zealous marlin]

server still dead?

[noble moss]

Fun while it lasted lmao

[tired granite]

that can be considered as a dead game

[kind veldt]

it was some pretty big games actually

[alpine urchin]

It can.. I think there was a gatcha that came out, few weeks later 3 months maintenance then came back again 😂

[kind veldt]

dont remember if it was fate grand order that had a massive one

[tired granite]

i shall breathe in more hopium while i wait for the servers to not mike 01 me. Hope this wont be a 3 months maintainance 😂

[alpine urchin]

😂

[azure lintel]

1. Is it still down?
2. Has anyone come in here and had a proper meltdown yet?

[alpine urchin]

well damn idk what to do atm then

[azure lintel]

a couple rants earlier in the other div server.

[alpine urchin]

Guess ill go see if ive got any other work to do

[azure lintel]

How must things ever inconvenience me 😠 unacceptable 😠

[frozen meadow]

how dare the devs personally attack rvnKris like this

[neat sedge]

kinda sad if anyone has a meltdown, like its frustrating sure but like grow up, go out and do somethiing

[alpine urchin]

ikr? the audacity

[neat sedge]

hell take a nap if it bothers you that much

[alpine urchin]

Yeaah

[tired granite]

touching grass is good. But too much is bad too 😂

[alpine urchin]

I profer chewing on it rather than touching it. Adds a nice flavour while grabbing it

[quasi verge]

Maybe just the tips.

[azure lintel]

My grass is wet. Don't read into that.

True, but there's ticks and stuff out there

[alpine urchin]

You know you dont have to piss on it right?

[neat sedge]

right can't swear in here

[azure lintel]

NOW YOU TELL ME!!!

[alpine urchin]

Seems like some words can?

[neat sedge]

directions unclear, member stuck in grass

[tired granite]

Moist grass... hrmmm

[azure lintel]

Don't eat yellow gr- OK I don't think that's how that goes

[alpine urchin]

Discords automod preset list is very restrictive. Ive unblocked some in our place.

[alpine urchin]

I-

[wanton carbon]

all this time i just now realized i bought but never downloaded or installed ghost recon wildlands

[tired granite]

kekw

[azure lintel]

Neat cyclops frowning emoji, buddy

[alpine urchin]

Why thanks. I worked hard on it.

[tired granite]

time to play that while waiting for the servers

[feral pagoda]

Up

[azure lintel]

I can tell!

[feral pagoda]

Servers are up

[alpine urchin]

Idk if you can see but his eye is closed in that one

[azure lintel]

nice try lost.

[low lily]

460 is queue 🤣

[noble moss]

ITS WORKING!!!! 🇺🇸

[hardy glade]

Don't troll

[wet island]

I would have a proper meltdown if wasn't for internet or books. Watching kamikaze von doom videos on yt though is very entertaining.

[azure lintel]

I know! I assumed it was to get the most out of the frown

[feral pagoda]

Not trolling. See for yourself.

[low lily]

Yeah it's up

[alpine urchin]

O-

Now he watches you

[tired granite]

im in bois

[ebon parrot]

liar

[winged sonnet]

no tweet yet i refuse to believe (i shall not load the game up to prove for myself)

[noble moss]

WHY CANT I SEND A PICTURE 😩

[faint verge]

same

[pallid depot]

server on

[alpine urchin]

https://i.imgur.com/ta5GRf1.jpeg

[azure lintel]

I find it's a good dementia test. If you find yourself thinking, "ah this is a new and novel idea being presented" then you may have some memory issues

[broken solstice]

Yeah I'm number 424 in cue

[alpine urchin]

Well i guess no images or embeds lmao

[tired granite]

whooo ty people from idk which company that made the servers work

[reef reef]

No pictures in general. Ontopic pictures in Ask The Community and pictures of builds in Build advice.

[noble moss]

#865 in Queue reporting for duty

[broken solstice]

415...

[alpine urchin]

715

[azure lintel]

I am the table queue

[wet island]

Runs in family, not surprised.

[crude kayak]

14567

[azure lintel]

Oh welp. Uh, good luck!

[ebon parrot]

what the hell is position in queue

are u joking or what

[wet island]

Heh, thx. It is what it is, but that's life.

[noble moss]

It’s as big line @ the dmv

[tired granite]

there are alot of people holy

[azure lintel]

I know buddy, you already said that a couple of minutes ago

[noble moss]

Especially if you live in California

[alpine urchin]

Its rather self explanatory to me idk about you.

[azure lintel]

#1015 Division reporting for duty.

[wanton carbon]

well damn, apparently it's my fault the servers have been down. All I had to do was start to download and install ghost recon to get div 2 back up and working. sorry y'all

literally the servers came back up the second I started to install it

[winged sonnet]

breakpoint and wildlands kinda goated ngl

not biased at all tho

[wet island]

Not ur buddy lol

[noble moss]

TY FOR YOUR SERVICE 🇺🇸

[azure lintel]

Not your buddy, pal!

[alpine urchin]

I think its my fault. I cursed the servers for wanting to get back in to div 2 today

[radiant yacht]

no way ... i thought you are trolling, but im actually in queue xD

[chrome cave]

Please alt f4 to skip the queue

[kind veldt]

i hope we got a good bug out of it

like raid exotics dropping in other places

[alpine urchin]

😂 bet

[finite ibex]

KvD is this you ?

[neon wyvern]

regulus found in open world cache behind a shootable locked door

I dream of it

[radiant yacht]

to all players in queue on EU servers ... press alt+F4 to skip the queue .. thanks :)

[low lily]

Yeah guys who is on playstation, please close application and try again then queue will go smaller

[dire moat]

😂😂

[low lily]

I got delta

[heavy dirge]

well, i'm getting echo errors now. so i guess mike finally went home

[low lily]

What the actual duck

[neon wyvern]

I can confirm this works

[alpine urchin]

didnt work my queue number went from 524 to 529

[winged sonnet]

LOL

[dire moat]

Same

[neon wyvern]

div2 my fav game

[zealous remnant]

Echo7, doesn’t sound like a step in the right direction.

[azure lintel]

Welcome to my METAH video on skipping the queue! Let me take 50+ minutes to explain it, with random clips of me not skipping the queue and not explaining it

[alpine urchin]

well it aint mike 01 lmao

[low lily]

If it gonna put me on 1k+ now 😭

[broken solstice]

did somebody really alt-F4

[noble moss]

You haven’t played Minesweeper then

[gloomy axle]

I got Delta 03 instead of Mike 01

[frozen meadow]

ok im done my quiz

[alpine urchin]

Nice nice how was it?

[pallid depot]

hmm ECHO-07

[dire moat]

Not even seeing the queue anymore

[low lily]

Echo-7?

[frozen meadow]

one attempt i just outright got 0% on

[alpine urchin]

Delta 1. Smh

[low lily]

Did server die again

[tired granite]

game crashed and now i am getting echo 07 😂

[radiant yacht]

delta 01

[rain lynx]

yep echo eror now

[frozen meadow]

my first attempt was 80% my second attempt was 0% but its the highest score that counts so I got 80%

[alpine urchin]

Take the wins where we can.

[wanton carbon]

welp

let me resume my download of wildlands

[wet island]

I got echo 7

[wanton carbon]

should fix the servers

[frozen meadow]

lol exam week is next week so fml

[broken solstice]

the glimmer of hope is over. we all jumped on it too fast and wrecked it

[finite ibex]

Hitt 300, and get delta. Works every time

[alpine urchin]

Well best of luck to you!

[neon wyvern]

true or false question moment

[wet island]

We ain't helping trying to all get on at same time lol

[radiant yacht]

seems like im getting the sowcase of all possible errors xD

[frozen meadow]

All open response

[regal summit]

I think Faye Lau had something to do with this.

[frozen meadow]

Quantum mechanics

[neon wyvern]

[tired granite]

well. time to operate on nasa servers then

[dire moat]

Timing do be perfect 😂. Got a day off from work. Figured nice...I get a day off and the season update...gonna be a nice day

Ubisoft: "are you sure about that?"

[neon wyvern]

keener didn't die

[noble moss]

Been watching Yellowstone while I wait. Incredible show if you haven’t seen it.

[neat sedge]

was getting boosted through Wony on my hardcore yesterday, and I found out something that made me feel mega dumb

[regal summit]

Conspiracy?

[frozen meadow]

I still want a reviver chem launcher

[azure lintel]

Down in the delta, the server's broke. The night is ooooooover

[tired granite]

keener toggled the rougue programme and i think it is affecting the irl servers as well 😂

[alpine urchin]

Would be interesting

[alpine urchin]

Or even a reviver firefly drone thing

[regal summit]

Nailed it

[neat sedge]

Firewall specialization sawed-off, yeah hitting a Chunga or Hound with it lets you burn them

[azure lintel]

You can pretty easily tell if Keener died. Did either of his shoes come off?

[frozen meadow]

I have three skills designed

Reviver drone, reviver chem launcher, and incendiary trap

[alpine urchin]

More importantly.. are his socks still on- wait nope thats for something else.

[alpine urchin]

I see i like your thinking

[tired granite]

how is keeners fight easier than the other 4

[neon wyvern]

hits a wall and goes on 133s cooldown

[frozen meadow]

Actually add incendiary turret to that

[alpine urchin]

lmaooo yep sounds right

[plush trench]

ECHO-07

[alpine urchin]

Syringe turret. Healing small ammounts but quickly.

[neon wyvern]

lol

[neat sedge]

forget about skill designs, Chimera chem, Ironclad chem launcher, Sticky mines, and hacker pulse are programmed into the game, we just don't get to use them

[frozen meadow]

That literally sounds like repair trap 2.0

[neon wyvern]

restorer hive 2.0

[alpine urchin]

Yep. But i bet it would see more usage lmao

[tired granite]

auto heals the enemies too 😂

[alpine urchin]

lmaoo

[frozen meadow]

Shock grenades

[alpine urchin]

Anyone else miss the divison 1 hub thing?

[frozen meadow]

Ironclad chem launcher sounds brutal though

Wdym by chimera though

[azure lintel]

A turret that siphons materials from the nearby area and just bips them out in a short radius from the turret

[rocky sparrow]

i was on phone witht he ubisoft manager. he said fu** you idfk

[tired granite]

omg they need to bring them back, qol is through the roof

[wet island]

I would but i have dementia now

[rocky sparrow]

:gladge:

[low lily]

Revive chem from div1?

[frozen meadow]

That was a sticky

[wet island]

Supposedly anyway lol

[neat sedge]

would make healers giga chads, use Heal hive for armor, Ironclad chem for bonus armor

[delicate rose]

support station when

[ebon parrot]

servers offline again

[frozen meadow]

What did you mean by chimera though

[low lily]

Nahh we need a support station but with like legs so it moves with you

[frozen meadow]

Berserker drone

Increased weapon damage

[stone veldt]

Server ups yet?

[frozen meadow]

No

[worldly flicker]

Nope

[azure lintel]

A support station but it doesn't buff you, just gives out positive vibes in a variety of different voices

[delicate rose]

black tusk support stations are op af

[azure lintel]

"Oh man, good shot! You're doing great"

[tired granite]

i wish i could be the black tusk guys... walking shotgun dogs... holy who wouldnt want that

[alpine urchin]

Sounds like a gun in borderlands lmao

[neat sedge]

in the source code they call Williams chem launcher "Chimera chem launcher" its just being able to swap between fire and oxi

[dire moat]

White tusk 🥹

[stone veldt]

Division 3 - Warhound drones on our side

[frozen meadow]

That sounds dumb tbh sorry xoes lol

[azure lintel]

RELOADING

[delicate rose]

a real fun time 🥹

[alpine urchin]

Rideable warhounds

[ebon parrot]

actually this game should have a map/game mode with factions composed by players and people having to conquer territory over the whole map

[frozen meadow]

But ironclad I can agree with

Wait FOAM SEEKER TOO

[stone veldt]

That's where I was going with it, didn't think the community was ready for it.

[alpine urchin]

Back to mike 01 for me. Servers were turned on for a short period and now back off again

[tired granite]

true especially the game is dynamic

[neat sedge]

I mean you're not wrong, but it would take the least amount of work, just give us whats already in the game

[merry iris]

servers still down? damn... i wanted to farm a bit tonight

[finite mortar]

so i am not the only with the error codes i got "ECHO-07"

[frozen meadow]

Fair

[alpine urchin]

i wanted to get back in to div 2 since a year break 😂

[neon wyvern]

locked behind an exotic

[tired granite]

keeners rogue programme is affecting it

[frozen meadow]

It's just a lot more complicated than that

[broken solstice]

no

[merry iris]

haha i startede a few days ago, havent played for 1.5 years

[delicate rose]

rogue agent apparel event when

[azure lintel]

I'm looking forward to the game coming back up because it'll randomly mean that even more stuff has blueprints drop for no reason

[alpine urchin]

ahaa fair i stopped during uni for abit. Thought id come back now

[tired granite]

welcome back

[alpine urchin]

I chose a bad day to..

[merry iris]

i dont think it thelps that everyone rolls in at the same time lol probably times out.

[neat sedge]

but yeah if they were going to give us stuff in the game Hacker pulse, Iron Clad chem, and Sticky Seeker mines are my top choice

[nimble fox]

🤣🤣🤣

[alpine urchin]

Lmaoo fair fair

[neon wyvern]

Hacker pulse should've been the overcharged jammer smh

[tired granite]

well there is the queue system...

[merry iris]

i wonder if they have tried to reboot the server, turn it on and off again.

[alpine urchin]

Or threatend it with a hammer

that always works right?

[stone veldt]

In the Dark Zone, packs of war hound rider rogues hunting you down when you're only in there for a piece you cannot get anywhere else.

[tired granite]

give it a smack smack always works

[delicate rose]

grenade warhounds need to be eradicated

[neat sedge]

Eh they are two very different things

[smoky pewter]

Someone probably accidently deleted sys32

[delicate rose]

also i’m really happy there has only been 1 encounter with the flame warhound

[low lily]

They probably accidentally did that we gained 2x more xp and it would be game breaking so they need to fix it

[raw geyser]

😮‍💨 wait what do you mean i havent played Div-2 in ~a month and ofc when i want to play the servers are down
cant play call of duty atm because i cant change my phone number i dont have access to any more on B-Net to my current number eather

[alpine urchin]

Me and Anaconda are 1-2 years here 😂

[urban ice]

Still down?

[azure lintel]

Yep

[urban ice]

😭🤦

[delicate rose]

tragic tbh

[stone veldt]

Santa says you all didn't leave enough milk and cookies

[alpine urchin]

I left him giant mounds of cok- Cookies man I should have left enough for countless people

[heavy dirge]

yeah, he sent the server Krampus instead

[stone veldt]

Krampus Hunter - coming to a server near you..

[tired granite]

wish they can add mariah carey songs to the christmas checkpoint

[mossy zenith]

Mike-01 ?

[tired granite]

yes

[green cedar]

Bros, i just saw a dude put ketchup on a ribeye steak

How do I cope?

[hallow barn]

There is only one solution

[tired granite]

😂

[finite mortar]

LOL

[heavy dirge]

rage, rage against the dying of your tastebuds...

[green cedar]

I’m actually annoyed

What type of animal does that?

[inner mason]

servers up yet?

[broken solstice]

dont think so

mike is back

[pseudo prism]

well i come on to see if i can find out if theres any updates on the iussues and now my day is ruined because i found out ppl put ketchup on steak lol

[inner mason]

lol I last checked the chat like 5 hours ago

and the servers are still down

[green cedar]

Everyone is migrating to Fortnite

[magic ibex]

hello sorry im new here i have 1 problem and cant find here

[inner mason]

why fortnut in particular?

[green cedar]

We all have the same problem, we can’t sign in

[magic ibex]

the div 2 servers still down=??????

[inner mason]

yup

[hushed wedge]

Bro I was in the game then got delta out I was in there for 10 mins and done a control point and loot goblin

[green cedar]

Well, only one solution…. Fallout 76

[wet island]

Not me. Watching kamikaze von doom on yt.

[magic ibex]

can send screnshot here?

[inner mason]

@green cedar I'm downloading the update rn and can't wait

solid changes all around in FO76

[green cedar]

Is that actually going to be open world or is it just another daily op?

[inner mason]

3 star legendary enemies drop 3 star!

[hushed wedge]

I’m watch kamikaze on yt

[lilac elbow]

Game down?

[hushed wedge]

Yeah

[lilac elbow]

Mike-01

[inner mason]

@green cedar I think it's a expedition

[lilac elbow]

Eh sad

[inner mason]

but the next update is going to be a full map

[green cedar]

Pretty sure someone said you can explore like Appalachia

[crude plume]

anyone else watching kamikaze stream? 😄

[delicate rose]

ye

[broken solstice]

its worse than watching a shut off computer screen

[crude plume]

6 hrs of not being able to connect to the servers at all

[stable pawn]

9 hours

[finite mortar]

yes due the maintenance they are done but seems like the servers aren't

[neat sedge]

servers have been down 12 hours now

[wet axle]

^

ye started 12 hrs ago

[stable pawn]

in total yes

[stone veldt]

Building up the suspense, I love the tactics.

[stable pawn]

9 hours since they usually would have been up

[azure lintel]

Sometimes, server hamsters just die. Sorry to give you news like this right around Christmas, but it's true

[crude plume]

we must be getting loads of new features then if the servers have been down for that long I guess

[warm rover]

Server Hamster had dentist appt...

[heavy dirge]

the server hamsters have entered into a solidarity strike with the swedish tesla workers.

[merry iris]

doubt it, probably some comunication errors with the new update.

[wet island]

I try out kamikaze builds they are legit. And helps me understand how to use dps.

[broken solstice]

its mostly pvp stuff that i dont relate to

[keen osprey]

LOL

[vale rune]

It seams servers will be down untill tomorrow hopefully

[wet island]

Hi there boo

[azure lintel]

There are better creators you could be spending your time learning from, honestly

[stable pawn]

I would bet its the new apparel, it always borks the updates when they mess with it

[rocky sparrow]

14 hour down tho

[vale rune]

We get a new apparel event?

[keen osprey]

No 12..

[stable pawn]

supposed to be some new xmas outfits or something

[stone veldt]

Fixing galvanize is proving to not be an easy task.

[wet island]

You're right but his is entertaining to watch 😉

[wraith girder]

achshyually it's 12:08 now...

who cares.

[warm rover]

So, after 8p EU work day is over yes?

[vale rune]

Maybe 5

[wraith girder]

they are still working on it

[jolly roost]

I bought the game yesterday, i'm happy to get back home to play the game now. da ffuck ... surprise

[vale rune]

Hehe 😋

[warm rover]

8:40p UTC just now

[wraith girder]

unfortunate timing, but what can you do

[keen osprey]

It's 9.39 in Sweden at the moment. If they're still at the office it's huge overtime.. and the last patch release in June caused the game to be down for 27 hours so we could see that happening here now

[brazen latch]

so division 2 server is off for few days ?

[wraith girder]

yeah my guy, for weeks

[stone veldt]

Everyone needs to calm down!

[broken solstice]

tomrrow im sure

[wet island]

Is there Christmas in Sweden, gotta get that OT.

[keen osprey]

A few of the devs are or have been off on holiday too.

[neat sedge]

thats some NA education

[wraith girder]

I swear people always go crazy when live service game has issues lol. where did few days even come from?

[neat sedge]

happened in June, people jump to conclusions

[stable pawn]

There will be a collectable Cell Phone to pick up as compensation....will play a busy signal.

[neat sedge]

if Steve the server dude is in here watching us all complain, dw man you got this

[heavy dirge]

lol

[crude plume]

tbh that kamikaze stream is one of the most entertaining div 2 videos i've watched recently

[neon wyvern]

discord sticker moment

[heavy dirge]

is he still trying to brute force log in?

[trim oxide]

i love vondoom

[copper shoal]

It is Ubisoft Bucharest that has taken over the development of D2 after Massive

[broken solstice]

was that the time they said it was down til the next day but it came back live a lot sooner than we expected and ended up being down for a little under 24 hrs

[crude plume]

yep. he's now getting tips from people who changed their usernames to division 2 error codes. thats just hilarious

[rocky sparrow]

can i refound game ?

[broken solstice]

if the refund policy is still active

probably

[lilac elbow]

why would u refund, game is awesome

ud probably need clan to play with to make it more fun

[brazen geyser]

guys are the servers online

?

[crude plume]

negative

[hollow zephyr]

nope

[brazen geyser]

broooooooooo

[broken solstice]

oh jeez

[brazen geyser]

i have nothing to play right now

[hybrid ore]

#server-status Will have it when they are.

[pliant trout]

10000 exo components and we will forgive you

[trim oxide]

glad i got my weekly donations done before the servers went down

[hybrid ore]

You'll give me 1000 exo components? Very well, I accept.

[vale rune]

Well seams i have to write good night. @hybrid ore . Image gets deleted

[heavy dirge]

i'd settle for ca. 330 exo components.

[stable pawn]

Heck no, one of the only reason left to play is finding them

[azure lintel]

Server online ?

[trim oxide]

no

[heavy dirge]

i'd start bumping all my exotics up to rank 20+

[stable pawn]

all my good stuff is at 20, just got 1 weapon to 24

[trim oxide]

after lvl 40 its shd lvls, anything after?

[stable pawn]

working on next

[heavy dirge]

i've got four at 24 and another TWO OR THREE AT 23.

effing caps lock

[neat sedge]

just run 105 countdowns

[hybrid ore]

@stable pawn The bonuses for SHD levels cap out at Lvl 999, after that there's nothing but incredibly minor health boosts and resources each Lvl up.

plus Proficiency Caches.

[trim oxide]

cool thx

[stable pawn]

Wouldnt mind being able to trade other components, say 5000 of say Steel for 1 exotic

[neat sedge]

"incredibly minor" Me remembering the one hacker 2 years ago with SHD 300k and showing off his 1.6m health

[stable pawn]

give me a reason to not have them all maxed out

[heavy dirge]

i run 2-3 countdowns per day (well, when the servers are up.) eventually i will get all my gearset resources to 999...

[hybrid ore]

@neat sedge Exactly, only people who have used exploits are in the 10's of thousands of SHD rank at this point.
Unless you've been playing consistently since March 2020, and even then it's a stretch.

[ebon parrot]

im like 1360 lvl i see people weith 10k, 20k lvls

[trim oxide]

highest ive run into that felt legit was a lil over 3k

[heavy dirge]

i took 18 months off before the pentagon missions dropped. i'm at 12k+.

[broken solstice]

im 4300 thats not that much. you mean 30k?

[neat sedge]

there are very few people who are legit with 100k, and even then they admit to using floor 10 farm

[hybrid ore]

I've seen half a mil SHD, but again, ouside of PvP there is 0 reason to go above 999 unless you want to farm resources via a WONY run.

[stable pawn]

Closing on 22k without exploits, 4800 hours and played since beginning

[heavy dirge]

i did try floor 10 once. REALLY hated it.

[ebon parrot]

3k is legit

im 1,3k being lazy and rarely playing

[trim oxide]

otherwise the highest ive run into is 11something

[neat sedge]

thats not true, I got 9k because of the triple skull armpatch

[heavy dirge]

the bulk of my levels is just doing the daily missions pretty much daily. it's about 5 levels per day for 1 hour of play time

[stable pawn]

I would be suspect of much higher than 40k without looking at the hours played

[strong wigeon]

bruuuuuuuuuuh

[hybrid ore]

Okay you're going to have to explain that one. There is no armpatch for reaching SHD 9000.

[tired granite]

kek we're passing the 9hr mark... will it be 12 hr? 😂

[frozen meadow]

Meow

[low lily]

He means the skulls

[heavy dirge]

yeah, triple skulls is for 9000 SHD

[wise basalt]

10, 20K SHD lvl - that's chump change. There's a player who constantly plays incursion, pretty active in the other division discord server, last time I played with him saw that he had 69K SHD

[ebon parrot]

just spend my time creating builds with improvised gear

[neat sedge]

technically there is, you get a patch at SHD 1000, and it upgrades at every thousand mark, the final transformation being at 9k

[frozen meadow]

SHD level doesn't mean anything

[green cedar]

I think we should get reparation exotic boxes.

[stable pawn]

It's not chump change, just realistic with time played

[hybrid ore]

Yeah it really doesn't, it's odd to see people still bragging about it.

[green cedar]

🙂

[frozen meadow]

It's not realistic with time played either

I have 3300 hours and 5500shd

[trim oxide]

"i spend my life playing a game" is what the brag is

[hybrid ore]

Anyone wanna do the math on 4800 hours and 22, 000 SHD?

[heavy dirge]

it means your health bar can take one bullet from an enemy AR per 2000 levels!

[frozen meadow]

Brb

[neat sedge]

that player also has something like 12k ingame hours

[frozen meadow]

4.58 levels per hour

[low lily]

I mean end of the day it's a game, everything we do in game is pointless....if people wanna be proud of their SHD levels let them be happy about it

[frozen meadow]

1 level per 13 minutes

[neat sedge]

damn he a real gamer, I'm 3500 hours with just over 10k

[ebon parrot]

as a tank player my levels go up slower 🥲

[stable pawn]

Depends on what you do. Heroic all directives activiites and bounties easily 80 million exp a day

[hybrid ore]

1 level every 13 minutes.

[frozen meadow]

Lol

[hybrid ore]

I shudder to think about your powerbill.

[trim oxide]

lvl 4 CP killed my mental health last night

[frozen meadow]

Mine is 1 per 36m

[fluid widget]

I know a guy, who told me something about this. But I won't talk.

[trim oxide]

took me 6 tries to solo it

[winged sonnet]

youll get there

[frozen meadow]

That makes no sense but ok

[azure lintel]

So someone's been farming Sleeping Giant on Heroic with 4 directives constantly for five years without sleeping

[ebon parrot]

thats easy bro

[neat sedge]

was it Ivy tunnel, Ivy tunnel is where shit goes down

[hybrid ore]

@fluid widget Someone bragged about that exact rate not 15 minutes ago in this chat.

[frozen meadow]

No they used several exploits

[azure lintel]

Or lying about glitching. It's OK, you won't get banned. Just be honest

[trim oxide]

red dragon

[torpid plume]

The Unsleeping Giant

[azure lintel]

Nice

[frozen meadow]

Faye Lau, descent, target range, f10, who knows

[stable pawn]

Just have to set up your map right for fast travel

[livid trout]

Game open?

[frozen meadow]

No

[trim oxide]

i was gonna do overgrowth but i wouldve drawn too much black tusk with roosevelt being invaded

[hybrid ore]

A rollback for the Lau farmers would've been nice.

[frozen meadow]

And f10 imo

[hybrid ore]

and for the f10.
and turret glitch

[neon wyvern]

target range gave kill xp?

[hybrid ore]

and target practice.

[frozen meadow]

Turret glitch didn't give XP

[livid trout]

Fbi open the game!

[fluid widget]

It's not him. It's about something else. Far away.

[low lily]

Wasn't f10 a thing really long time?

[hybrid ore]

Yeah but it still killed, which is part of it.

[neat sedge]

any time I go clear Ivy tunnel I swear to christ, thats when every resource convoy, and quad copter shows up, and I end up spooking the nearby territory control

[frozen meadow]

Some week 1 bug

[neon wyvern]

ancient division tines

[frozen meadow]

They did all get rolled back xD

[winged sonnet]

THE TUNNEL YEARNS FOR SOULS

[low lily]

There was a full automated scripts out for it already

[frozen meadow]

Remember they banned like half the playerbase

[hybrid ore]

Some of them did, not all.

[stable pawn]

Yeah, they gave all hard core exp people a bad name

[frozen meadow]

Most did

Deserved

[trim oxide]

metro ruins is the one that seems to draw every single nearby activity for me

[umbral anvil]

wtf even after i wake up fix ur game

[hybrid ore]

not really.
anyway, the bans only happened after the fact. If you re-offended after you were warned.

[frozen meadow]

They really need to remove SHD watch

[hybrid ore]

2 week ban, then account lock on repeat offenses.

[livid trout]

Yes i banned week i think i will use much more than this.

[neat sedge]

honestly the floor 10 peps weren't even that bad, floor 10 was about on par with Resource convoy's just a bit more consistant and less intensive

[fluid widget]

They are not banned. They only make a copy of the name on a ghost account, they know how to bypass the ban system.

[hybrid ore]

....that's what a ban is.

[neon wyvern]

get that health boost outta pvp

[neat sedge]

fau and anderson were egregious

[frozen meadow]

Resource convoy farming should have also been banned imo

[hybrid ore]

Oh here we go.

[stable pawn]

Nothing wrong with the watch, only wrong was with people trying to convince new people they somehow had to "Catch Up" to people that have been playing for years

[neon wyvern]

hot take but not good take

[low lily]

I got my proficiency done atleast 🤣

[frozen meadow]

That doesn't make sense

[trim oxide]

why ban someone for farming?

[neon wyvern]

Classic

[cedar flicker]

Server still down right?

[finite mortar]

yh

[hybrid ore]

#server-status

[heavy dirge]

i really hated f10. tried it once and was like 'nope.'

[fluid widget]

Yes it does. Especially since I hung out with people like that in DZ.

[livid trout]

We are not cheaters. We are GLITCHERS! ❤️

[frozen meadow]

Exploitation is ban worthy

[hybrid ore]

Eevee out there wanting to ban people for making stat-perfect builds.

[frozen meadow]

You can't circumvent an account ban via copy pasting lmao

[trim oxide]

what is this exploit? so i dont accidentally do it.

[neon wyvern]

I'm waiting for the great ban of determined mmrs farming the one control point in tidal basin and clearing it in a little over a minute for a gain of 814k xp

[neat sedge]

should we ban people who are target farming executions and propaganda broadcasts too?

[frozen meadow]

No because they don't respawn in the same spot

[neon wyvern]

Heroic 5 directives

[torpid plume]

No reason. Some people are just lame and want people banned for farming lol.

[heavy dirge]

i never even looked up how to do the lau farm. i figured that was gonna draw the attention it did.

[hybrid ore]

It's gone now, don't worry about it.

[fluid widget]

There are some guys who go by the name Ililillililililii I don't know how many in a clan, they do this to make it harder to get banned.

[neat sedge]

neither did resource convoys

[frozen meadow]

You can't accidentally exploit

[ruby comet]

what technically counts as glitching?

[frozen meadow]

Exploit means purposeful manipulation to gain an advantage

[fluid widget]

You don't know which of them is the one who is being the most stupid or the most offender possible.

[trim oxide]

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[livid trout]

No we just do legendary.

[neon wyvern]

fox

[livid trout]

Not pvp

[neat sedge]

I mean there are plenty of exp exploits still in the game, people just don't talk about them openly, I know of 2 of them

[neon wyvern]

foxes prayer

[frozen meadow]

So... You can't prove they circumvented a ban

[stable pawn]

Take 8 specific CP's on your map, then you can fast travel at will to do activities

[hybrid ore]

Just a reminder that discussing active exploits is a server ban, it's in the rules.

[low lily]

There is a lot shady stuff, like you can get a solo dz server for farming even

[heavy dirge]

like those guys who use some sort of wallhack/glitched weaponry?

[neat sedge]

I know Riven, don't plan on it

[tired granite]

wait theres exploits in an online game?

[neon wyvern]

Wdym glitched weaponry

[hybrid ore]

Oh I'm not saying don't do it, I want them patched.

[neon wyvern]

St elmos engine with 137% hsd

[livid trout]

But dark hours 2 minutes finish is totally ban yes.

[heavy dirge]

i was in a countdown once where someone was firing a pestilence and instakilling every mob from across the room. it was sorta un-fun

[neon wyvern]

That's just hacks

[fluid widget]

Well, I really can't because I'm not in their shoes. But the evidence that these guys speedrun that they are offense machines is alarming.

[stable pawn]

New Venice, Navy Hill, Ivy Tunnel, Flooded Levee, Ellipse Fuel Depot, Metro Ruins, Sink Hole and Solar Farm

[trim oxide]

i saw that on the leaderboards, i dont see how anyone could do it any faster than maybe 15mins legit

[neat sedge]

one of them is older then f10 farm, and one is exclusive to hardcore agents, both are time gated

[storm saffron]

no exploit then, all fine...

[livid trout]

They are glitchers.

[neon wyvern]

🧠

[livid trout]

I did this before

[low lily]

Dark hours is definitely possible on 7min tho

Or it was atleast before

[trim oxide]

obviously, but i dont see how you could even attempt to defend it

[neat sedge]

appearantly I shouldn't have said I had forbidden knowledge, I've gotten 5 dm requests since you said that

[heavy dirge]

the mission time leaderboards desperately need a full reset.

[storm saffron]

yeah... switch it ON if present, dude.

[neon wyvern]

dead keener pfp moment

[hybrid ore]

Guess you'll have to work out which is my alt(s).

[livid trout]

Of course mine is already reset but some tribes have 2 min or 3 min

[neat sedge]

jokes on me, they all are

[fluid widget]

Jojo's Dio has been playing well.

[hybrid ore]

A good AI always has a backup.

[neon wyvern]

People who use periods are riven alts.

[neat sedge]

can I DM you Riven? not sure if you have a way of pushing them up the ladder

[trim oxide]

how dare you.

i am not riven.

[livid trout]

They used control point machine gun glitch

[hybrid ore]

Sure, PM away. My inbox is always open.

[winged sonnet]

Riven legit p fun raid boss

[hybrid ore]

Hey, I had the name first.

[winged sonnet]

maybe so, oh guardian of mine

[trim oxide]

last wish trash

dreaming city is beautiful but the raid i honestly didnt like

[winged sonnet]

skillular issue, its offtopic but its incredible

[trim oxide]

hey ive gotten through last wish halfway solo so

before i said f it and no longer wanted to grab the checkpoint for my group

[winged sonnet]

LOL

[trim oxide]

my work didnt go to waste but i was not suffering any more

the puzzles sucked

[azure lintel]

Kuro that cosplay looks sick

[winged sonnet]

thank you 🥹

[tired granite]

is there an exploit that can make the servers work? asking for a friend.

[storm cove]

Dam hope I'll be able to run legendary tonight

[low lily]

Big dreams

[azure lintel]

No

[tired granite]

sadge

[azure lintel]

Your own agent?

[winged sonnet]

oh no its a character from rainbow six siege!

[azure lintel]

Oh, echo?

[tired granite]

still puffing on hopium

[winged sonnet]

indeedy

[azure lintel]

Thought it was echo but wasn't sure lol

[thin spire]

Des français ici ?

[winged sonnet]

im an echo and lesion cosplayer

[tired granite]

got echo

[azure lintel]

lesion!

Nice picks

I want to cosplay a siege operator one day

[wise basalt]

just read the patch note, guess no fix to the emp emitter in tidal basin, smh

[winged sonnet]

theyre hella fun to wear that's for sure

[neat sedge]

its like 10pm in Malmo, they went home for the night by now

[coral loom]

Aloha @thin spire yes

[neat sedge]

gunna find a different game for the night

[azure lintel]

I can imagine

I want to cosplay unmasked lion

[urban ice]

Oui😉 les serv en pls depuis ce matin visiblement leur maj à merder grave....

[wraith girder]

is there a way to fix the manhunt thing with mel? keeps telling me to talk to him even thought i have

[azure lintel]

Aren't servers down, how are you playing

[wraith girder]

never said i was

[thin spire]

Slt je cherche des pax pour jouer. Vous êtes partant ?

[low lily]

def fix_division_2_server():
if server_is_not_working():
apologize()
blame_ubisoft()
wait()
blame_ubisoft()
try_again()
else:
celebrate_success()

fix_division_2_server()

You are welcome division devs, just copy and paste ☺️

[coral loom]

Quand les srv seront sortis de leur lethargie pourquoi pas

[hybrid ore]

English only in the main channels, thanks. You can use other languages in any chat with "LFG" or "clan" in the name.

[coral loom]

Sorry

[hybrid ore]

No problem

[cunning forum]

baguette, croissant, bonjour, ca va

[green cedar]

AI lesbian??

[neon wyvern]

[green cedar]

Nani???

[hybrid ore]

.....uh sure?
Can someone translate the weeb for me?

[green cedar]

You’re an AI, do it yourself

[coral loom]

🍿

[hybrid ore]

I'm sorry my server is down, please try again later.

[dire ravine]

😂

[cunning forum]

i see a theme here

[plush trench]

still down...

hooray for downsoft

[livid trout]

🤡

[trim oxide]

ubi needs an upi

[delicate rose]

another 24 hour maint?

[green cedar]

They all went to (Work) for rockstar

[hybrid ore]

That doesn't really work as a joke name here, it sounds more like the Elden Ring servers are offline.

[trim oxide]

payback for the trash that is this avatar game

[livid trout]

4 years money back?

[hybrid ore]

I've heard good things about the Avatar game, and yes I do mean the recent one, although the old one isn't half bad either.

[reef reef]

"AI lesbian?? Nani???" = "The AI is lesbian? What???"

[umbral anvil]

cs can roll ot an update faster with a dev team of 15 total

[hybrid ore]

Ahhh cheers.

[reef reef]

Always nice adding to your dataset.

[trim oxide]

its so bad, it feels like propoganda and the map is big just for the sake of it

[gaunt nacelle]

U know guys, coming here to complain will not speed things

Find another game or maybe touch some grass

[hybrid ore]

I dread to ask, but propaganda?

[livid trout]

[trim oxide]

it feels like it forcing you to feel guilty that colonization happened

[hybrid ore]

You should.

This is not a hot take lol.

[trim oxide]

i didnt do it though so no

[winged sonnet]

What

[trim oxide]

yeah it sucks it happened but im not gonna feel guilty for something i didnt do

[hybrid ore]

You aren't a SHD agent either, but you still get involved with the plot of div2.
It's called inhabiting a character in a story.

I play Darktide, I'm not a psychic time-bomb IRL. (Aspect I can already feel the joke coming on)

[trim oxide]

yes but it feels forceful is all

[winged sonnet]

😵‍💫

[trim oxide]

the gameplay just isnt great on top of it

and the story is just cutter

[low lily]

Avatar?

[hybrid ore]

Movie by M.Night Shyamalan.

they made a TV show out of it.

main character is called Ung.

[azure lintel]

Other way round Avatar was a tv series, then the movie came out, utter shit.

[broken solstice]

kind of a weird take that the avatar game forces feeling guilty about colonization on ppl

[neat sedge]

found out something annoying yesterday on my HC that almost got me killed, got EMP'd which shut off my pulse for my Heartbreaker build, was like whatever let me just headshot this fool to get my pulse and bonus armor back... yeah Critical headshots don't proc the pulse from Heartbreaker, just normal Headshots

[hybrid ore]

Now why would they make a movie out of a tv show, that's just silly.

[azure lintel]

Crazy way to make money.

[hybrid ore]

Exactly, like Edgerunners. That did well.

[north canyon]

laughs in angry stab Zealot

[hybrid ore]

Check today's update. The new weapons are good.

cough what?

[north canyon]

im playing it rn XD

new knife is cool, new 2h chainsword is also cool

[kind veldt]

that game performance just wasnt great

veteran was fun since you could keep your gun full time

[winter jackal]

wait are servers still down

[dire moat]

Seems so

[north canyon]

I just played with 2 vets who literally only used the hellbore bayonet the whole game, they were 1 tapping the mutants with it o.o

[winter jackal]

bayonets scale of melee modifiers

[hybrid ore]

It's nice to see that Vets got the psyker's duelling sword.

[wraith girder]

completely useless comparison. cs is not a live service mmo

and even if it was, every game is built different

[north canyon]

:c i want the duelling swords on zealot

[hybrid ore]

We're already getting too close to v2 as-is, there has to be some differentiation.

[dreamy topaz]

Are the servers down by any chance?

[north canyon]

i mean...
id totally run a zealot with a flintlock and a rapier

[hybrid ore]

#server-status Yes.

[north canyon]

but id forgo the flintlock for just the duelling swords XD

[livid trout]

new world?

[dreamy topaz]

Thank you

[hybrid ore]

Praise the Emperor.

[livid trout]

hmm

[hybrid ore]

Darktide. It's a horde shooter ish.

[north canyon]

New World devs have annoyed me and ive lost interest in the game until s4

[hybrid ore]

Darktide is good. More people should play it. It has a lot of cross-over with div2 in design.

[copper shoal]

And the new mission is fun

[livid trout]

yes right

no end game content like division. 😦

[granite oar]

This is a joke

[north canyon]

I get thats its not been out as long

but holy hell, 1 PvP map, bugs galore, for some reason they completely ruined the mutation rotation system, completely out of touch dev update videos where they completely dismiss community gripes and dodge questions

[granite oar]

So much downtime…

[livid trout]

not downtime endtime end.

[north canyon]

AND they have completely annhilated crafting XD why are they even keeping it in the game anymore

[granite oar]

We won’t even get compensation for it, I bet with you

[low lily]

Why should we

[neon wyvern]

I demand 6 pfe 13% mods

[azure lintel]

Because I've spent all mine on optimising rubbish I don't need and demand the materials back with minimal effort

[low lily]

I just need some exotic components mate 😭

[neon wyvern]

expertise 24 moment

[livid trout]

24 max expertise any weapons and gear sets?

[snow idol]

I still can't launch my game, maintenance is a bit long I think 🤦

[frozen meadow]

Nah maintenance is chill

[fading zephyr]

😂

[north canyon]

is that streamer still trying to brute force his way past Mike? XD

[livid trout]

for you guys get a life 1 day.

[wraith girder]

maintenance is never long or short. it is exactly what it wants to be.

deep thoughts

[agile tusk]

you peaked my curiosity xD

[delicate rose]

which

[grand anvil]

My wife ask me the name of our future baby. I said without thinking about it "mike1"

[north canyon]

someone said a streamer was just repeatedly logging in over and over on stream 🥲

[wraith girder]

imagine being a streamer of one game and you desperately need to make content out of login simulator

[frozen meadow]

I won't have future children thank god

[azure lintel]

KvD is still at it. Dudes snapped, asking how old peeps are. 😄

I can't log in so I can make another very similar build video to half a dozen others I did 😬

[delicate rose]

😭😭

[alpine urchin]

Now... Thats dedication to loading screens 😂

[wraith girder]

so twitch bans them when they jokingly say they are below tos age

[alpine urchin]

your next child should be Delta-04

[azure lintel]

Check out my new DZ video! Did you guys know Pulse Resistance is a thing now?

• some streamers in 2023, somehow

[fading zephyr]

UBIBUGS

[frozen meadow]

What

[azure lintel]

Benjamin White

[wet axle]

hmm no update for about 3h20mins now...

[wraith girder]

why would you want to resist the pulse

[wet axle]

welp tomorrow it is

[agile tusk]

yeah i just saw it, been streaming MIKE-01 for 7 hours 😂

[wraith girder]

having pulse is a sign of life

[fading zephyr]

i kill Carlito Brigante

[agile tusk]

ITS LIVE

KvD is in!

[azure lintel]

To each platform their own. Youtube can be pretty flexible and rigid at the same time.

[azure lintel]

I pulsed myself today
To see if I still feel

[azure lintel]

He just got in.

[livid trout]

sis atma kardeş

[wraith girder]

real hurt.