td2-general-chat

[signal pagoda]

Me and Mike are looking and we see on the game server someone installed BonzaiBuddy.exe

[proud swallow]

And Krampus

[languid pond]

He’s my goat, best fucking saint

[near rivet]

massive tweeted

Due to unforeseen events that have transpired, we were forced to hard reset the servers. All character data and progress has been lost. However due to this inconvenience we were able to restart the servers.

[signal pagoda]

What’d they say

[restive lotus]

[near rivet]

nah i'm lying

[languid pond]

Don’t play like that, me and my friend placed bets and if thats true I have to throw my ps5 out my window

[torpid plume]

That purple menace really messed up the code

[restive lotus]

Please donate your ps5 instead of that

[torpid plume]

You're playing a dangerous game

[languid pond]

I like to live life on the edge, that’s why I use the Backfire with no hazard protection and a glass cannon

(but you might need to call an ambulance, if I lose im going with it)

[verbal fiber]

Never forget, extremis malis extrema remedia

[languid pond]

NGN THE GOAT

[torpid plume]

You should probably find a basement to live in just incase you lose the bet, Might survive the fall.

[signal pagoda]

“lol game end urself 1-0 shoulda not spent 400 hrs on the game” kind regards, The Division 2

[rancid island]

inb4 tomorrow they revert the patch and announce postponing the season

[tame barn]

Always remember. This day. The day the server unified. Remember how this chat will be a ghost of what it once was when servers are back up. It’s been fun everyone.

[signal pagoda]

Never knew what this meant

[torpid plume]

💯 best day in the server

[signal pagoda]

Feels like the end of web shadows when this chat becomes dead

[proud swallow]

Ion think I will ever forget

[languid pond]

Here b4 the Division Server locks down

[cyan granite]

Current eta is 8pm today so untill then im guessing we wont be playing anything

[signal pagoda]

What days rhat

[serene rivet]

Bro another 6 hours??

[harsh shell]

Due to corrupt files, We will gladly introduce you all for the new game DIVISION 3!

FAQ:

• What happened to DV2?
  ☆ Gone, Reduced to atoms

[signal pagoda]

Never forget us mikes

[cyan granite]

9 june

[verbal fiber]

"Desperate times call for desperate measures"

[cyan granite]

Cest

[proud swallow]

Where were you on 6-8

[warm rover]

esso si

[torpid plume]

We brought the community together through their disdain for us, It's not an easy job but somebody had to do it.

[serene rivet]

Is known when the servers will be online again?

[languid pond]

The Division 2 Skeleton Crew bringing the Community Together like its Endgame 😭

[proud swallow]

Down for at least another 20 mins

[signal pagoda]

They should not know a thing like us exist , we kept this jawn together

[azure lintel]

oh no people are changing their names to error codes

[signal pagoda]

Devs were trying to plug their phone in so like no more Div

[signal pagoda]

ur a lil late

[tame barn]

We should all be rewarded for entertaining each other while not being able to play lol

[verbal fiber]

The answer lies within the vast and cold universe

[languid pond]

That’s too easy

Look at me, i’m a jester with no pay

[torpid plume]

And soon we will once again cease to exist until the dev team decides to go home during a major issue which will hopefully be never

[serene rivet]

They tried to make a new season and just deleted td2

[azure lintel]

+3 poly carbonate

better yet, +20 food

[harsh shell]

Per hour we get Optimization cache

[verbal fiber]

Lmao

[serene rivet]

Thats what we want

[signal pagoda]

The devs should make a named piece called Mike 0-1 and Mike 0-8 for our effort.

[proud swallow]

A single printer filament

[frank bobcat]

not up huh…?

[tame barn]

been grinding that for days on Sumiit Floor 10

[azure lintel]

fr

[signal pagoda]

we r the ghost of TheDivision2Game.

[weary badger]

Server still down?

[torpid plume]

And the cleanup crew of McManus

[serene rivet]

I was there since minute 1

[tame barn]

it was never up, it was a figment of your imagination

[warm rover]

Some mistook a USBKill for a flashdrive and plugged it into server

they are wwaiting on hardware bitss

[serene rivet]

Fr

[signal pagoda]

Lore theory: The Mikes are really hunters used to distract the agents so they don’t try to attack the devs.

[warm rover]

😉

[frank bobcat]

😨

[tame barn]

plot twist, the employees name was MIKE

[signal pagoda]

us mikes have been here since WONY.

[olive halo]

yep down all day till 21 o'clock

[signal pagoda]

And his cousins Mike-01 and Mike-08 kidnapped the devs and posed as them the whole time

[proud swallow]

You guys remember when the servers were up?

[azure lintel]

like what even prompted them to just go home

[tame barn]

I've just been in Discord chat and playinmg Tears of the Kingdom lol

[proud swallow]

Good times

[rancid island]

If the saves are all deleted we can finally be free.

[proud swallow]

The law

[ebon steeple]

it was like 8pm in their location when they said that

[signal pagoda]

Swedish labor laws and the landlord 😂

[torpid plume]

Either work related laws or the office time was up and they needed to exit for the next people who booked the space were there.

[tame barn]

surprised such a big company doesn't have a night shift crew

[frank bobcat]

can we get a @everyone wen servers are up pls

[ebon steeple]

idk sounds like ubi gutted their dev team

[serene rivet]

Yep

[signal pagoda]

No way u j added 100k ppl.

[restive lotus]

That flag burns my eyes , disrespectfull little shits

[serene rivet]

Only Mods can ping

[near rivet]

gaming

[verbal fiber]

This is illegal bro damn

[eternal fulcrum]

Are the servers down?

[signal pagoda]

The sentence said it all then the flag made it make more sense why he did such a sped thing

stop.

[verbal fiber]

Always

[near rivet]

they up. we up. we are so up.

[eternal fulcrum]

Ok

[tame barn]

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM WE STILL HERE

[torpid plume]

All the way up

[proud swallow]

Do something for me

[loud oracle]

So sad game still die....

[near rivet]

21

[inner elbow]

I think a clean slate would be beneficial

[signal pagoda]

Mikes are really the night crew. We are really related to FNaF since Michael afton is the night guard we are the night crew that’s why we’re named Mike and a number after .

[near rivet]

i'll lose my mind

[inner elbow]

We'll all be newbs once more

[tame barn]

My honest prediction is that we won't be playing June 9th either

[sudden totem]

grrrrrrrrrrrr DIVISION 2 NOW

[proud swallow]

Stop

[limpid pond]

what a bucket of non-sense. they waited till a thursday

[sudden totem]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I NEED DIVISION 2 NOWWWWWWWWWWWW

[near rivet]

if we get a clean state we also lose all the money we spent on premium credits

[sudden totem]

thats what yall sound like rn

[near rivet]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I NEED DIVISION 2 NOWWWWWWWWWWWW

[signal pagoda]

that’s when I’m calling my bank

[proud swallow]

If I can't kill a stray dog soon I'm gonna freak out

[limpid pond]

and yet here you are as well

[sudden totem]

im just coming to laugh

[proud swallow]

Or deer

[warm rover]

wym, servers are up...

[verbal fiber]

😂😂😂😂

[signal pagoda]

r/batmanarkham activity

[sudden totem]

stop lyin u fr?

[deep patio]

real

[inner elbow]

Crap I didn't factor that in

I forgot people actually paid more money after paying money

[sudden totem]

yep

[signal pagoda]

nah servers are up

[midnight maple]

LMFAOOOO

[near rivet]

for pass yeah

[deep patio]

dw guys ubisoft is taking their day off

[languid pond]

Servers have been up blud

[proud swallow]

I am cleaning the streets of DC! Someone has to do it before we have packs for wild dogs running DC

[sudden totem]

why dont we have a new raid

[inner elbow]

I wanna travel into alternate universes where the game is still up and running

[sudden totem]

they doing the BARE MINIMUM for the playerbase rn no real content for like 3 years

[proud swallow]

But so much must be sacrificed

[sudden totem]

countdown doesn't count that shit is dumb

[languid pond]

I hit a rouge status so large in DZ they sent some strange looking agents at me
Why are they growling at me

[midnight maple]

Ubisoft said ight imma head out fr

[sudden totem]

literally

[deep patio]

countdown feels like a mini raid, and its good when done right

[languid pond]

Countdown is so buggy man

[midnight maple]

facts if you can get ppl to stay though lmao

[tame barn]

Severs down for 21 hours can only mean 1 thing... PESTILENCE RESTOCK IN THE DZ BOYZ!!

[sudden totem]

D2 is oooozing with potential and ubisoft is dogshit

[languid pond]

They’re never gonna fix it

[signal pagoda]

bc there’d b a wildfire in Sweden bc of divs doggy servers

[proud swallow]

It's dumb but if I don't lose my save I'm gonna open 112 named caches to start the season

[deep patio]

oh yea i struggle with people leaving when the countdown starts lol

[signal pagoda]

I’m grinding the dz rn it’s empty asf

[sudden totem]

based and share it all wit me

[midnight maple]

yeah its da worst fr

[deep patio]

and also the no npc spawn bug thing at the beginning

[deep patio]

yea honestly if u dont plan to play them leave at the god damn start jesus

[inner elbow]

Maybe because Countdown only starts when someone leaves

[west bough]

apparently they just all went into work, hopefully they can get it going today 🙏

[verbal fiber]

This

[signal pagoda]

Source?

[proud swallow]

Or when someone calls for the helicopter and we had 1min 45 secs left

[tame barn]

source or cap

[west bough]

its currently 8 am for them and their facility opens at 8 am lol

[glass mantle]

I hope the Descent mode run good. If not: bye bye Division 2

[limpid pond]

*Descent

[deep patio]

better yet, helicopter at 1 minute while the team is still trying to kill hunters

[serene rivet]

Maybe they'll find more bugs in fixing the current one

[signal pagoda]

It’s 7:08 am good one tism

[unborn ravine]

I hope the fix PvP- siad since year 1.

[inner elbow]

Missing the joke moment

[tame barn]

think that'll be good for Exotic farms or still Summit and Countdown

[west bough]

you're talking a littel reckless man, how about u join this gta lobby

[languid pond]

Descent’s only worth to me for the fact that I can potentially get the old season blueprints

[west bough]

might have to give u a mike-08 error

[inner elbow]

W for new players

[signal pagoda]

I will make u regret ur life if I join ur lobby

[deep patio]

is descent supposed to be a survival mode or its like a rogue-like room clearing kind of mode?

[glass mantle]

i don´t know. They have nothing sayed about drops in this mode

[inner elbow]

Kind of a non-news for veterans

[verbal fiber]

I really want the striker apparel, I missed that one

[proud swallow]

I want bioshock 2 pvp to come back

[west bough]

word? step up to the plate min slem

[languid pond]

Descent’s only worth to me for the fact that I can potentially get the old season blueprints

[signal pagoda]

That was so corny

[proud basin]

I think they don’t solve it today and on 3 pm they go into weekend 🤣🤣

[inner elbow]

We heard you the first time

[west bough]

dont avoid :p

[restive lotus]

Wait you can ? Where does it say that ?

[limpid pond]

joke is 404 Not Found, author even fixed comment. nice try though 😉 Or should I say Mike-02 Not Found/Services Unavailable.

[signal pagoda]

Pipe down pipsqueak , it’s 1:09 am go to bed.

[proud swallow]

You're not hearing when you read

[west bough]

avoid is crazy

[inner elbow]

Fugg

[languid pond]

My b, didn’t see it first time lmao

[signal pagoda]

Mb I don’t want to act like a sweaty virgin

[restive lotus]

[west bough]

if you're scared just say that

[signal pagoda]

what rank r u .

[west bough]

Lol

[glass mantle]

Anybody knows when they start the work at the game again?

[west bough]

what rank do u wanna get packed up by?

[signal pagoda]

answer da question

[unborn ravine]

Whenver they feel like it

[proud swallow]

Packed up?

[signal pagoda]

Massive studios opens in 48 minutes but I’d say 2 hrs bc they’re not gonna start work off the rip

[glass mantle]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[tardy sedge]

Good morning retired agents 😂💔💔

[signal pagoda]

ur one of those corns that have multiple high ranked accounts

[restive lotus]

Well even if they started working , don't expect it anytime soon

[limpid pond]

you mean Disavowed Agents

[west bough]

hey man whats your gamertag @signal pagoda

[glass mantle]

Can they bring an Option to Mute Isaac? 😄

[tardy sedge]

This is more accurate I agree 😂

[restive lotus]

💯

Isaac manhunt

[limpid pond]

id rather have voice options for ISAC

[unborn ravine]

Black tusk won, DC is lost.

[west bough]

stop write essay

[signal pagoda]

I’m not on my alt atm , when I wake up tmmrw morning I’ll check what accounts I could play one I was messing around doing the frozen money glitch so I have to see what account isn’t wipe def my main is

[limpid pond]

i played 12.5 hours of BF2042 just to wait for Div 2 to come back,

[proud swallow]

Imagine ISAC with homelanders voice

[serene rivet]

Voice Option would be great, but then they need to do that in all the other languaged too

[west bough]

Lol

[limpid pond]

Text To Speech does wonderful things

[signal pagoda]

Bo2 announcer AI

[limpid pond]

id rather have ISAC in Duke Nukem or Doom Guy

[unborn ravine]

I'd rather have ISAC be Cortanna.

[mint wolf]

Any idea when they start working?

[west bough]

its unfortunate they patched my orb spam, guess ill have to deal with you on foot 😤

[unborn ravine]

When they feel like it.

[limpid pond]

HELL NAH - MS is deleting Cortana from Windows...... f-that

[mint wolf]

Developers

[serene rivet]

Yea but it sounds not that great

[west bough]

This aint wat u want - lil durk

[limpid pond]

the hell it doesnt, you just gotta know the sources to use

[unborn ravine]

Not windoes cortana, halo cortana.

[glass mantle]

I have ISAAC for my toilet flush 😄

[limpid pond]

clearly you have never enabled Windows Cortana by voice 😉

[mint wolf]

🥲man we want a very heavy compensation material we have waited almost a day now

[unborn ravine]

Why would I want to talk to my PC. Sounds like lazyiness.

[dapper atlas]

@west bough@signal pagoda Whatever you two have going on, stop it or take it to your DMs!

[west bough]

Not a bad take

[stuck forge]

s t f u

[limpid pond]

it was a option, and it was HALO's Cortana as a voice response.

[signal pagoda]

LMFAOOO no we aren’t actually beefing

[stuck forge]

imagine being that soft to prevent the use of s t f u lol

[west bough]

It's up and it's stuck

[signal pagoda]

can’t believe saying sky scraper is a banned word

[limpid pond]

Their discord, their rules, take it or leave it

[stuck forge]

I think they gotta check the DZ out if they are like this here...

[stuck forge]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-spit-take-cracking-up-haha-so-funny-omg-gif-17921247

[signal pagoda]

devs r so worried about racism and everything hear but should here the Dz after you take a middle aged man’s drop and deconstruct it 😂

[stuck forge]

Exactly my point lmfao

*discord mods not devs

[azure lintel]

will devs even announce when maintenence starts?

[limpid pond]

you think they dont? Ive seen a person get banned from the DZ for exactly that

[glass mantle]

No news is good news because it is not bad news

[stuck forge]

Devs are chill and i actually understand the issues they are going through. I code with LUA and python.

[torpid plume]

No it will be done in secret.

[azure lintel]

😦

[native fern]

maintenence started yestarday hahaha, tyhey have to anounce when its end

[signal pagoda]

Me and Mike are working on the situation rn were in the mainframe

[warm rover]

https://www.reddit.com/r/thedivision/comments/144nllf/what_it_feels_like_as_i_boot_up_other_games_to/

[severe briar]

bro the word of “save files” scares take all the time you need

[near rivet]

the devs got a lil trick in their sleeves 😭

[torpid plume]

Rewriting the code as we speak

[past ridge]

Bruhhh maybe the maintenance end nxt week

[stuck forge]

Nah trust they got backups. Hell i even have backups and im not even on their level. With FiveM and RedM

[near rivet]

maybe

[signal pagoda]

We rewrote all of Div now it’s called Mike-01 and Mike-08 the Mikevision 2

[torpid plume]

Everyone gets a free Mike arm patch

[plush whale]

Another day another pain

[signal pagoda]

Excuse u ur not Mike-01

[torpid plume]

You're back, about time.

[near rivet]

and they give the division ip to someone else. time for the division 3 made by the mfs who mdae lord of the ring game

[signal pagoda]

or r u.

[past ridge]

I only want to try the new AR exotic and sleep again haha

[stuck forge]

I think they were up all night working on the release and some unforseen shit happened and they just had to call it for the day.

[torpid plume]

We work the same shift he just got home before I did

[plush whale]

Im mike 01 from yesterday 16:42:53

[tidal nest]

I feels like im belong to division 2 addiction camp

[plush whale]

Thanks for helping me on shift

[near rivet]

im bored im going to sleep

good ngiht division chat bye bye

[torpid plume]

No worries Mike-Mike is on the case

[plush whale]

See ya

[signal pagoda]

Hopefully I wake up to good news

[tidal nest]

Maintainance causing me to keep coming here to check when server is going up

[warm rover]

gncyabye

[urban jacinth]

why you still on my screen

[plush whale]

Haha

[near rivet]

wake up to my friend request accepted please thank you

[plush whale]

U didnt pay excuse me like cmon pay bro

I dont work for free

I gotta feed the kids

[urban jacinth]

ive paid my time for this

[signal pagoda]

To every Mike out there it’s been a pleasure being Mike with you and hopefully us mikes will meet again.

[warm rover]

https://ubistatic-a.akamaihd.net/0115/tctd2/status.html

[plush whale]

Ofc man 🙂 ❤️

[past ridge]

May all the Mike will be with Us after maintenance

[plush whale]

I will def

[signal pagoda]

mikes disappear after maintenance.

Until mike comes back .

@west bough peep dis rq in DMs

[plush whale]

Funny thing i nearly missed bus to school

[past ridge]

Thats cool

[wild gate]

you’ll meet again when they update the status again

[signal pagoda]

we’ll meet meet when they try to add a new thing to the game or try to fix something or try to give us a cache.

[unborn ravine]

Still waiting for my doctor home that was promised

[signal pagoda]

Dw me and Mike will give u it

[unborn ravine]

You are Mike though.

[signal pagoda]

we are mikes .

[serene rivet]

Me to

[signal pagoda]

what if Mike isn’t a real person and it’s just a entity who wanders around waiting for the devs to update the slightest thing so Mike can come and entertain

[swift storm]

I’m delta

[sturdy cape]

Hi delta

[swift storm]

All u mike plebs

[rancid island]

devs still sleeping taking a day off

[swift storm]

Gonna be hilarious if game opens back next week

[sage ermine]

Ubisoft just commented saying, the servers will never come online, as the developers have no idea what is going wrong, all those expecting that the server will be up again, dont and shift to other games, Thank you

[errant oar]

All these Mikes not getting on Mike-01's ass for keeping the server down

[dry venture]

it happens before

[swift storm]

I’m gonna go play diablo 4

Loot slasher vs loot shooter

[azure lintel]

Ubisoft make several hundred million off this game and typical corporate shenanigans, they are understaffed and abandoned updates for the night

[sage ermine]

That's why forget this buggy game and shift to others

[tropic garnet]

Isnt ubisoft in the uk?

[swift storm]

No

[dry venture]

EU

[elfin hazel]

massive is in sweden

[dry venture]

😮

[lethal girder]

are servers still down

[dry venture]

yep

[warm zodiac]

Good morning. I'm sure they try roll back accounts after update because update failed. It happened to skyforge game also this and we lost some items from our inventory lol

[sturdy cape]

currently 7:40am in sweden btw

[lethal girder]

its been like a day

[tropic garnet]

I mean its almost 7am here why isnt the game finished now? Like start at 5am cmon guys

[lethal girder]

whats going on

[elfin hazel]

unforseen problems regarding save files

[sage ermine]

No joke but in gaming industries, the management takes away all the share, animators and developers are highly understaffed and underpaid, lest they should leave, that's why bugs in Div2 never get fixed

[vale rune]

Morning lets cross our fingers and hope to play later today the new content gys:)

[azure lintel]

They should have rolled back and let people play till a fix

[elfin hazel]

the reason they stopped working was to not be crunched so they could look at it more focused

[warm zodiac]

My neighbour butcher is more smart than the Devs that work for Unisoft

[warm rover]

opps

[elfin hazel]

going off of previous times they've rolled stuff back it doesnt sound like its that easy

[young geode]

hope they got backup saves every Tuesday maintenance...

[sturdy cape]

you got a source for this div 2 specific info?

[dull cypress]

maybe they'll start working on it during usual maintenance hours?

[elfin hazel]

next few hours probably

[young geode]

https://tenor.com/view/fehlerhaft-fehler-bugs-bug-gif-26196067

[tidal nest]

Probably someone abuse their authority and editing some shits in saves, which ends up shifting the bits causing everyones saves to be fucked, and now they’re restoring from older backups

[rancid island]

we back on year 4 LMAO

[sturdy cape]

sounds like you're just making stuff up

[tropic garnet]

Division 2 studio is in uk tho? Or is someone els doing updates

[cyan granite]

a little farfetched don't you think?

[elfin hazel]

massive is the studio who works on div2 primarly & they're based in sweden

[tidal nest]

Yeap, its farfetched, because im too bored since theres no div 2 to play

[warm rover]

Studio Sweden, parrent co. France

[tropic garnet]

Oh reflections is the uk one

[elfin hazel]

ubisoft bucharest from my understanding is the main support team for the game which is in romania

[cyan granite]

surely we will be able to play today copium

[restive lotus]

Maybe a drunkard pissed everywhere and messed up the servers ?

[elfin hazel]

hopefully

[cyan granite]

that sounds more believable actually LMAO

[warm zodiac]

Lol

[warm rover]

lol, one spilled latte

[tidal nest]

I just hope theres nothing happen to our saves, if theres a rollback or wipe, im quitting this game period

[tropic garnet]

Maybe they accidentally dropped division 3 and had to revert back to 2 overnight idk

[cyan granite]

i think our saves are fine

[sage ermine]

See I am a software developer and apart for my regular work, I also work as a freelancer working in a gaming company, so I know what happens to the devs already working as ftes in those companies, but in my case they pay me first something then I start working

[earnest folio]

Strange things I'm feeling, all developers is offline in Discord.

[lapis perch]

I'm dying inside of paranoia and anxiety knowing that EVERYONES saves are possibly affected and that EVERYONE could possibly have to start over from square one. Or am I just out of touch with reality?

[azure lintel]

Lot of these companies outsource to countries like Kosovo and Serbia, where a meal in U.S. dollars costs only $1.50

[cyan granite]

they all sleeping probably

[sturdy cape]

assuming every company is the same seems a stretch. it sounded like you had specific info, i assume now that you don't

[restive lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/stanley-sleeping-the-office-gif-10555880

[elfin hazel]

again with the trigger happiness for lawsuits

[unborn ravine]

Plot twist. They broke the saves so everyone does have to start over so all the SHD levels will be normal.

[wild gate]

probably on their way to the office as a standard workday starts soon

[earnest folio]

I don't feel that all developers are sleeping

[warm rover]

There are thousands of ppl in this channel just now...

[warm zodiac]

If they start fix they will maybe same time as yesterday. Weekend maybe not work? So if not today maybe on Monday? Lol

[tidal nest]

Currently, something is indeed wrong with the saves, what is the giveaway you say?
1.everyone’s sleeping which means nothing can be done and have to wait, which means some restoration is being done.
2.announcing something wrong with the saves, then damage control saying we’re making great progress, yeap restoring from older backup and finger crossed.
3.millions of players save file, its not as simple as your pc saves which is just few mbs. So restoring from backups takes a huge time, and nothing can be done aside from waiting for the restore process to finish.

[cyan granite]

don't worry guys 10 apparel cache keys coming our way 🥶

[edgy gulch]

how about u try coding a game

[weary badger]

Can you guys enter the game?

[elfin hazel]

we're probably getting a few compensation caches

[restive lotus]

Oh yea we definately needed those

[elfin hazel]

nope still down

[cyan granite]

hahahaha

[sage ermine]

Ofc, currently as my side hustle I am not working for Ubisoft but the community of developers speak about this problem, so maybe maybe not it might happen in ubisoft too, they are highly understaffed and are not getting paid well...

[restive lotus]

Oh what now ? We start a go fund me for them ?

[torpid plume]

Easier said than done, I will defend myself in court easily.

[lapis perch]

I would be on board with this. ANOTHER PLOT TWIST: the devs did this so they could reset all players Expertise before removing Expertise from PvP

[sturdy cape]

still sounds like you're presenting speculation as fact 🤷‍♂️

[dim terrace]

Damage control 101 Ubi:

1. Communicate with your player base. Be transparent with your player base and communicate the issue clearly and honestly. Provide regular updates on the status of the issue and what steps are being taken to resolve it.

2. Promise and provide compensation - may help keep player base loyal.

3. Take this experience as a learning opportunity to improve the development and testing processes. By identifying what went wrong, steps can be taken to prevent similar issues from arising in future.

[restive lotus]

[sage ermine]

Well if u wanna charity I wont stop u

[tranquil lance]

Can someone please summarize what happened? I’m new here haha..
Does everything affect Washington game without DLC as well?

[restive lotus]

[edgy gulch]

check #server-status

[sage ermine]

Lets hope that isn't true what I said and that the restoration is actually taking time

[torpid plume]

Go look at all the angry comments on Twitter lol

[storm saffron]

Reading the last message in #server-status from an IT-view says: "Sorry we have no clue how to fix, so we did a rollback over night and start from scratch tomorrow" 🙂

[restive lotus]

No one knows what the real issue is , just a guessing game until they let us know something , other then that they will continue working on the game today

[dim terrace]

The much anticipated game Div 2, Year 5, BROKEN GAME has landed.

[torpid plume]

That's kinda true in most places

However we are not losing our characters

[sage ermine]

Not broken Wings but broken game 😂 😂 😂

[tidal nest]

Rollback is most likely, while having player starting over is unlikely, but not impossible.
Since backup is always being made during maintenance. So you’ll most likely loss a week of progression.

UNLESS ubisoft never verify their backup intergrity, and always move on, if you continue to see several delay like yesterday, today, tomorrow….. where they keep trying older and older backup…. Just… just prepare for the worst outcome if that happen….

[karmic pendant]

🤘

[storm saffron]

i won't blame Devs or Techs for NOT fixing it.. we dont know the issue.. i blame the communication.. just TELL us whats up and everything is fine.

[torpid plume]

Broken Things - Rescue 4 members of the dev team to restore order to the servers.

[restive lotus]

Isn't that like every company ? not just gaming industries
Y'all are just used to defend failures and have made it a normal thing

[edgy gulch]

a week of progression is damn near half the shit i have i did all the grinding in a week😭

[sage ermine]

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[clever trench]

🤣

[past ridge]

Welcome to year 5 Heart Land Agents. We switch to HL now. 😅

[serene rivet]

😂

[sage ermine]

In other product companies its not so much but yeah you aren't wrong

[unborn ravine]

10/10 won't play HL.

[sage ermine]

Sometimes even the principal engineers dont have any idea why the production code fails

[past ridge]

Broken Convoy in NYC why not Director?, make it happen.

[storm saffron]

systems are complex nowadays.. but why let community die "dumb".. just tell them in a rough way "sorry guys, we killed the backups of Savegames and try whatever possible to restore" 😄

[rigid orchid]

Just opened discord again, the game still unavailable??

[tidal nest]

Lifehack, when you have reach a high position in company, make everyone incompetent to make yourself competent, be it low wages, abuse of power, you’ll make yourself look real good when others are unable to deliver the performance, while you then proceed to talk to higher up about reducing pay and increase workload of staff because they underdeliver.

[rigid orchid]

ohh my goddddd bruuuuhhhh

[dim terrace]

Here is one for the conspiracy theorists. Pure genuis ...
How do you keep players engaged for a couple more years? Lose all the save files. Everyone who still wants to play (and there are a lot of addicts out there) have to start all over. A simple solution to replayability. Just weather the storm of annoyance and anger and all will be forgiven.🤔

[storm saffron]

More the "Peter-Principle" ^^

[wild gate]

y’all are beyond bored huh

[azure lintel]

makes sense as the story is long and engaging enough

[dim terrace]

🏆

[storm saffron]

must be Rick Valassee. No doubt

[west bough]

what am i reading

ubi needs to step it up, the loonies aren't distracted any longer

[tidal nest]

You reminds me of a angryjoe video where they’re ranting about diablo immortal pay2win, where otherjoe convince angryjoe that you get 10 years of grinding entertainment for free while others can spend 300k usd to max out their character.

That video is funny af

[oblique thicket]

cant rollback. they didnt backup. they would have done that yesterday. 😄

[elfin hazel]

given prior rollbacks it doesnt sound like they're easy to do

[wild gate]

they can’t rollback because they already deployed the patch

they can’t get you to delete a patch

[tidal nest]

Panic.exe activated

[oblique thicket]

we've seen this before LoL

[dull cypress]

suddenly everyone is a dev lol

[elfin hazel]

not to this extent

[narrow beacon]

8:07 and servers down hmm....

[oblique thicket]

yeah, not down nearly a full day. that is true.

[cyan granite]

almost 24h downtime 🥶

[unborn ravine]

I've seen this before....11 times to be exact.

[elfin hazel]

I think the longest downtime this game has had before this was the optimization table update which IIRC was only 12 hours total

[tidal nest]

If this is azurlane, I would’ve been chilling and waiting for my diamond compensation

[oblique thicket]

we will get resource cashes out of this for the downtime. though for some of us, it wouldnt be what we could have farmed during the downtime. 😄

[elfin hazel]

compensation caches tend to have just about everything in them

[past ridge]

10pcs per resources. Exo comp not included. 😅

[cyan granite]

yea i rather farm than get some sh1tty compensation caches

[elfin hazel]

and we dont know how many we might get yet

[unborn ravine]

If we get any at all

[lone valve]

Never thought I'd be craving some div 2 right after I waked up but here we are 😂

[elfin hazel]

I dont see why we wouldnt

[warm rover]

word fight

smh

[cyan granite]

yea doubt they wouldn't give compensation for something like this

[azure lintel]

The CEO of Ubisoft owns 3 mansions, 5 Lamborghini's and thankfully everyone bought Division 2

[lone valve]

Double XP for a month

[oblique thicket]

some of us were farming wony. in 24 hours, it could be at a minimum 4 characters. and at over 9k shd, thats a lot of resources. 😄 😄

[cyan granite]

never seen a downtime on a game i played that was this long, actually impressive

[warm rover]

Cheese tray?

[low hemlock]

I would love this thou

[rancid island]

Double golden bullet for a month

[oblique thicket]

LoL

[unborn ravine]

I would love free season pass levels.

[low hemlock]

I mean at this point i just wanna play the damn game. Compenstate or not

[cyan granite]

those are too easy to get

[oblique thicket]

yeah, knockout the weekly/event then head into descent

[unborn ravine]

I don't wanna run missions or convoys. I just wanna get killed by turrets and fire in coflict.

[cyan granite]

you get xp from other stuff too

[low hemlock]

And Rage quit in DZ

[dim terrace]

Might as well be - I can be equally effective in messing up the game and I have nil knowledge or experience in that area.

[azure lintel]

CEO of Ubisoft assets are $5.3 Billion, but can't afford full time game programmers

[pliant sentinel]

is that fucking azula

[unborn ravine]

True. But I don't wanna do that either.

[cyan granite]

might aswell not play then

[unborn ravine]

Yes. All the DZ rage quits.

[west bough]

bring back convoy meta and double xp as compensation

[cyan granite]

last tweet 12h ago, some long ass naps they taking

[rustic sedge]

Imagine, this is all part of plan. Black Tusk captured ubi team, hacked into network and holding them hostage. We need to save them to be able to get back on our life and rebuild of Castle. Broken Wings are code for fall of Division capital? 😄

[warm rover]

has snarkasm been officially defined?

[rancid island]

How is warframe this days? Any good hm?

[unborn ravine]

I told you what I wanted to play lol .

[west bough]

epic games vs ubisoft?

[elfin hazel]

????????

[tidal nest]

Thats where you are wrong, because you didnt understand how they become rich in the first place

[low hemlock]

Im sorry what the hell ?

[elfin hazel]

these are two completely different studios for two completely different games on two completely different engines

you're comparing something you cant really compare

[cyan granite]

i think that grants you xp too, dunno how much tho

[lone valve]

They should be getting in about 1 hour and 15 ish minutes

[unborn ravine]

It was suppose to starting today lol. Never did before.

[cyan granite]

damn

[azure lintel]

Rich people make money being dishonest , disingenuous and pro at backstabbing

[west bough]

ubisoft is worth ~4b and epic games in 2022 was worth 33b

[storm saffron]

I wonder: What would players do if the worst case scenario a loot shooter could face comes true. EVERYONE loses EVERYTHING and we all start new chars on lvl 1 / 30 😄

[low hemlock]

I think have to have breakfast, kiss their wife, hug their kids, wife gonna get some quickie… hug the kid again. And then go to work

[elfin hazel]

things happen I dont know what to tell you fortnite could have something like this happen just as easily

[tidal nest]

How to get rich? Speedrun, hire intern while expect them to work as proficient as professionals. While pay as low as possible, #speedrunlamborghiney

[past ridge]

@storm saffron lmao No

[lone valve]

Yea if we go by maintenance start time that's in like an hour

[west bough]

think its a matter of priority and budget. fortnite cant afford to have downtime like this

[stuck musk]

well to be fair, epic games have a history of stealing content, can u compare that to ubisoft?

everything has good and bad

this just happens to be one of ubisofts worst moments

[cyan granite]

tbf they probably would have fixed everything a lot sooner

[stuck musk]

programming is not easy, and trying to find a bug is like finding a needle in a haystack

[low hemlock]

Ubisoft have great momment too. But sometimes i just too rage to see it

[tidal nest]

Cough…. Coughh… quartz… coughcoughcough…

[elfin hazel]

again a situation you cant really compare due to how much is different for tons of reasons ignoring the game itself

[past ridge]

We are now on Year 6 later guys. Be patient.

[cyan granite]

yeah

[stuck musk]

play other games or go outside, it aint that deep

[west bough]

true u cant compare fortnite to division 2 lol

[ripe yacht]

Go where???

[cyan granite]

only thing that kinda baffles me is how early they stopped working on this issue

[elfin hazel]

like having a bigger budget, bigger playerbase & bigger dev team all of that ignoring the games code & the devs alone is enough to make it not comparabled

[rancid island]

also EPIC is uber rich as studio

[low hemlock]

I mean if you guys wanna be in the worst. Tried being overwatch fan and watch they canceled pve content

[warm rover]

channel poll: Who likes bird soup?

[elfin hazel]

to not crunch was the main reason

[azure lintel]

When Ubisoft partnered with AMD promoting this game they said they take serious pride in their work, abandoning this work for the night and day is disingenuous

[iron holly]

do u guys think there will be compensation for the downtime ?

[elfin hazel]

yes

[tidal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/paint-grass-lawncare-paint-gif-10794327

[rancid island]

One dev is online boys lets go,we are saved!

[stuck musk]

dude be whining like ubisoft having delays in life or death lol

[tidal nest]

Ahhhhh green grass……

[wild gate]

without a doubt

would probably light this community on fire if there wasn’t

[pseudo fiber]

Game alive?

[elfin hazel]

not yet

[pseudo fiber]

Good morning

[low hemlock]

That one dude is fighting hell waiting for reinforcement

[warm rover]

no one?

[elfin hazel]

sometime today ideally but we dont have a time or idea

[pseudo fiber]

Thanks

[wild gate]

there’s a good possibility it won’t even be today

[dim terrace]

Game dead.

[cyan granite]

let's just hope they fix it today i guess

im guessing they don't work weekends either?

[stuck musk]

at least ubisoft didnt pull a blizzard

[elfin hazel]

thats just not how things work division was an existing franchise so you already have a lower playerbase/target audience and fortnite got big because of BR being a big trend at that time with it being new

[stuck musk]

we can be happy about that

[pseudo fiber]

Which is?

[low hemlock]

Pve hero mode ?

[cyan granite]

damn i should apply for a job there company sounds chill af

[pseudo fiber]

Oh lol

[dim terrace]

Hope died last night. Did you not get the memo? Anger was born this morning.

[last owl]

What kind of dev/server team doesn’t have 24/7 cover

[elfin hazel]

no they really couldnt

[stuck musk]

i dont think division dev team is that big

[pseudo fiber]

We not getting compensation either probably

[elfin hazel]

theres no way we arent

[real grail]

The servers are still under maintenance?

[last owl]

Even small companies have 24/7 networking teams. Downtime = money lost

[elfin hazel]

as much as people like to think carbon copying things over from div1 would somehow make the playerbase somehow skyrocket it just wouldnt thats a pipe dream

[warm rover]

yes

[strong owl]

#server-status message

[real grail]

I just downloaded the game yesterday and this happened

[stuck musk]

would be cool if they made div 1 remastered with some elements of div 2

[warm rover]

oh damn

[low hemlock]

Yes! There is a problem on the server that wiping save file. If they open it rightnow, their studio gonna be on fire

[twilit sandal]

get used to it

[cyan granite]

this lmao, i remember when i worked at a server hosting company and we had to do a 24h day cause of a server migration and we didnt want the downtime to be long

[elfin hazel]

its clearly alive enough for ubisoft to call it a major brand and restart devolepment on it

[real grail]

K lol

[pseudo fiber]

I feel like it will be one exotic box(I just woke up forgot what its called lol) and that’s it, hopefully it isn’t but I feel that’s what it will be

[elfin hazel]

also its a friday for massive not the weekend

[rancid island]

Bad company 2 got their servers shutdown also,alot of community was sad. Great game!

[stuck musk]

just unfortunate

[last owl]

I work in info sec. You’d be murdered if you didn’t have on call/ 24/7 cover

[strong owl]

medal of honor airborne 😣

[stuck musk]

theres a big difference between info tech and game servers

[pseudo fiber]

What an OG

[stuck musk]

mainly the clients

[cyan granite]

yep

[elfin hazel]

R6 is a different studio & massive has 2 other huge liscened games they got dropped on them to work on

[last owl]

Same same. Same fundamentals

[dim terrace]

Rumour has it that everyone gets 1000 exotic components.

[pseudo fiber]

Lol

[cyan granite]

source: your ass?

[tidal nest]

Its a sheep herding tactics, old game server exist means people not moving into more lucrative game

[strong owl]

i still playing nowadays. 400+ hours played

[elfin hazel]

we'll probably get a few compensation caches

[stuck musk]

sad but what can u do

[low hemlock]

Im honestly suprise that division 2 last this long thou

[rancid island]

💯

[cyan granite]

yeah exactly

[pseudo fiber]

Is there players on it still?

[elfin hazel]

it was supposed to be over and put into life support with TU12 2-3 years ago now

[low hemlock]

Even overwatch not last that long

[lunar quarry]

I just wanna play the game🥲

[deep patio]

source: my dad works at ubisoft

[stuck musk]

source: trust me

[strong owl]

not my knowledge, there are very few players in there like 2 players probably
I played too much in single player

[cyan granite]

XD

[deep patio]

everyone will get 1 polycarbonate as compensation trust me

[pseudo fiber]

I am not surprised The Division last that long it’s a good game
Im playing since pre alpha of div1

[cyan narwhal]

full brand set of purple gear

[tidal nest]

Btw, is division heartland or whatever new game that are releasing currently, is already released?

[elfin hazel]

its not out yet

[low hemlock]

No and i heard it is a mainly pvp

[pseudo fiber]

Yeah the single player is goated

[deep patio]

now now lets lower our expectation, best they can do is 1 steel and 1 e credits

[tidal nest]

Eewwwwww

[stuck musk]

are you sure they won't just give us 1 wood

[unborn ravine]

It's a PvEvP BR.

[deep patio]

man i must say i was already shocked when they said it would be extended for 6 hours

[cyan narwhal]

lower the expectation and get gray gear

[glass mantle]

Why this hate? We should all be happy that they are still doing something about the broken game and not dropping it. Massive was already in Division 1 in such a way that instead of fixing bugs, they bring in new things that have even more bugs. You already know it

[deep patio]

they probably wood and tell us to stick it up our a-

[elfin hazel]

extraction shooter meant to be survival but expanded

[stuck musk]

i went to sleep when they said it was gonna be extended by 6 hrs

[quartz osprey]

Devs comon i belive you🖤🖤🖤

[pseudo fiber]

We should be happy they doing something? You mean we should be happy they doing their work? Lmao

[elfin hazel]

because the people want their game now and want the devs to crunch and work under stress idk

[deep patio]

no the best part is you crash when you open the cache

[low hemlock]

Oh btw isnt we will have new paid dlc this year right ?

[tidal nest]

I will be happy if they drop it, kinda.. i mean… division 2 got me hooked, so its kind of a love and hate relationship, am i happy that i grind shits in this game? YES I AM

[tropic garnet]

Nobody does work on a friday anyway so wait till monday

[elfin hazel]

we dont know if its paid yet or the specific date it drops

could be late this year early next year

[low hemlock]

I seen the new Story DLC

[sturdy cape]

@azure lintel you seem to have very negative views surrounding the game. why not follow another game that puts a smile on your face? just curious

[unborn ravine]

Could be never if a season patch breaks the game this bad lol.

[deep patio]

hell i was managing my inventory and i crashed yesterday, pls fix or give 1 steel

[sturdy cape]

yet you have so many negative things to say

[elfin hazel]

for things they didn't expect to happen?

[glass mantle]

Division is always a hatefull love since Division 1 but we play it all.

[elfin hazel]

so for things they didn't expect to happen got it

[sturdy cape]

@azure lintel either way you seem upset, you've been going on for ages in a really negative way. same question, why not follow a game that puts a smile on your face?

[low hemlock]

Ahhhh the i hate this game but i will played 3000more hour to prove my point

[frigid pawn]

Bro ive never seen vcs so dead and chat so alive

[tidal nest]

Plottwist, what if division 2 game crashing bug actually transmit its crashing disease to the server, and now the server wouldnt stop shitting itself, and devs are trying to stop it from shitting itself in the middle of everything

[frigid pawn]

Some of you mfs need to get a job fr

[deep patio]

ive seen someone playing a game for 5000 hours only to leave a review saying "its alright"

[wild gate]

😭

[low hemlock]

Destiny 2 steam review ?

[warm rover]

"Due to unforseen circumstances we will no longer allocating each player a reworked Dr. Home exotic as parrt of the latest Title Update. We would however like to announce as compensation for the recent downtime, all players will be receiving a reworked Dr. Home exotic."

[deep patio]

uh im not sure which game lol cant remember

[glass mantle]

I've been playing both games together for over 12k hours, it's a love-hate relationship

[edgy gulch]

should get a eagle beater instead

[deep patio]

on april fools ubisoft should replace all guns in div2 with nerf guns

[dim terrace]

Hate?? No Amigo. A normal human reaction of annoyance and anger when hype over promises and under delivers. Cliched but true: Under promise and over deliver. AND be honest and transparent in communicating what is really going on.

[deep patio]

jesus.

its hard to say you hate something if you invested 10k hours on it

[sturdy cape]

i think i gotta just leave this channel for now. this downtime brought out a pretty ugly side of the community. it's just a game people, holy shit

[verbal fiber]

50k hours on train simulator goes choo choo

[cyan granite]

❄️

[wild gate]

it’s really on you for expecting positivity I can’t lie

[deep patio]

you havent seen the worst of it when people would literally send death threats to devs for not delivering

[last owl]

It’s more of a fact there’s nothing else of it’s kind and genre

[dim terrace]

Never thought shit was holy - one learns something new everyday.🤔

[tidal nest]

Whats the ugly part? Did we going to send bullet case and knifes to devs?????? Or threaten to burn their building????? Eiyo wait, stop your wild imaginations

[elfin hazel]

ok I'm going to ask you to follow the first part of rule 10 closer now

[west bough]

@sturdy cape now now cletus

[pseudo fiber]

lol

[dull cypress]

what do compensation caches usually contain?

[frank bobcat]

whoa

[tidal nest]

CHOTTOMATTE HOLDYERHORSES CHILL

[deep patio]

1 polycarbonate at best

[oblique thicket]

resources

[elfin hazel]

a lot of every type of resource

[west bough]

filing a report

[low hemlock]

Mmake sure you streamed it on youtube

[deep patio]

2 if they are feeling generous 💀

[pseudo fiber]

wood 🤠

[lone valve]

They are giving us The House back

[tidal nest]

Salt from your tears

[west bough]

i kinda regret getting mega into this game on console, when i shouldve just played it on pc

[deep patio]

tf we gonna do with wood? build a new settlement?

[pseudo fiber]

sarcasm

[cyan granite]

dont rly care about compensation just get the game back online brug

[west bough]

im joking men

[gaunt dust]

😆

[pseudo fiber]

terrorism

[west bough]

nah im serious, currently speaking with the fbi and theyre dispatching a unit as we speak

[winged hollow]

[gaunt dust]

🪦

[deep patio]

are you gonna rainbow six siege ubisoft headquarters or something

[pseudo fiber]

it ain't that deep bro

[gaunt dust]

Ppl take everything so seriously

[pseudo fiber]

fr

[low hemlock]

Im going with zofia. You gonna go Ash we will do rush strat

[west bough]

well im sure they have a 3 letter connection they can figure something out

[verbal fiber]

I bet this update is gonna take a month

[deep patio]

so uhhhh where we landing, i havent played r6 much lol

[pseudo fiber]

Ash, always shed a tear when I notice no Acog for her anymore 😦

[gaunt dust]

I bet it’ll take longer the more you think about it 😆

[deep patio]

are we securing the hostage or what 🤔

[low hemlock]

Hostage wtf hostage ?

[tardy sedge]

Sooooo….how’s everybody doing during these dark times 😭💔

[deep patio]

for legal reasons, dont do that

who is mike

oh

[devout knot]

play halls of torment, best waiting room ever

[pseudo fiber]

I think till the game will comeback, I will play old games I used to play like Mafia, LA Noire, the old R6 games

[winged hollow]

Do developers work on weekends? if the server is not handled well today, we will have to wait until next Monday.

[low hemlock]

I playing overwatch 2

[gaunt dust]

Dude earlier seriously wanted Ubi to grant everyone the eagle bearer lol

[pseudo fiber]

that would be chaos lol

[gaunt dust]

For the outage

[elfin hazel]

its a friday for them atm

[tidal nest]

Okay sorry, i will delete my comment, i kinda forgot some people might actually do that after reading my comment…

[low hemlock]

Díd they also work on saturday ?

[deep patio]

hell im happy if ubi gave us 1 shd calibration so i can now finish that 0.1% chd im missing

[pseudo fiber]

lol

[gaunt dust]

If it’s fixed today I’d be very surprised

[pseudo fiber]

I wish LA Noire had CO-OP

[verbal fiber]

I'll be surprised if they finish it today and not surprised if it turns out to be a month

[gaunt dust]

That would actually give me semi faith in them

[deep patio]

have some faith midas

ubisoft needs monei

[pseudo fiber]

yes like a smart person once said
日本語は難しいですけど。。
私は１２年に英語を勉強してかかりました。
ですから。私は頑張って。

[gaunt dust]

Have some damn faith Arthur

[native fern]

take a free weekend guys, game will be OFF the whole weekend

[tidal nest]

Is there a temple where i can go pray and also touch some grass while praying

[pseudo fiber]

like Arthur once said I am the same except for everything.

[gaunt dust]

I approve

[gaunt dust]

We’re all pink on the inside

[pseudo fiber]

hahaha

[gaunt dust]

Some us on the outside..

[unborn barn]

Game still broken?

[gaunt dust]

O I fixed it

[pseudo fiber]

is the moon white

[low hemlock]

It always broken

[oblique thicket]

they would get it up today. it would be huge if it was down over the weekend

[pseudo fiber]

it always has been 🧑‍🚀

[gaunt dust]

Not according to Pink Floyd

[torpid plume]

I won't complain about the free exotic component from that useless gun 🤣

[pseudo fiber]

you're right lol

[winged hollow]

hope so

[unborn barn]

😭

[tidal nest]

Something is wrong with player saves, and they extend the maintenance to unannounced time

[low hemlock]

Right now it still broken but with extra step

[unborn barn]

It all went downhill after the summit patch

[verbal fiber]

Why is it gotta be the player saves

[torpid plume]

100%

[pseudo fiber]

if it actully won't be up today I will throw my computer out the window, I got this weekend and sunday and then I am back to the field

[lone valve]

https://twitter.com/Daria_General/status/1666910412036534275?t=Y2QSbmIbcUTvKuQZQxWCtA&s=19

[gaunt dust]

Guess what I fixed it but I refuse to bro g the severs up. Pay me 10000 and I’ll turn them back on

[low hemlock]

Some how i just hate looking at your name to be honest

[tidal nest]

I will forgive ubisoft if they reduce the amount of fogshit in the game in this patch

[oblique thicket]

liberty pistol parts arent dropping from the missions - its a quick 15-20 min exotic component that is repeatable as long as you have a D50 to craft. also yannik isnt spawning anymore. i havent gotten him to spawn in months.

[pseudo fiber]

Once they're broken, everything is lost with naught to gain

[cyan narwhal]

loss of loved one, adios

[dreamy stratus]

Maybe they arw working on it now

[pseudo fiber]

HAHA

[verbal fiber]

I wanna see what happens after that

[elfin hazel]

they likely are working on it now yes

[gaunt dust]

Their sleeping now lol

[lone valve]

They should be in for work in less than an hour

[gaunt dust]

😆

[pseudo fiber]

in the middle of nowhere 🏜️

[unborn barn]

Me personally i would’ve never stopped

[gaunt dust]

BS

[last owl]

If they’d have worked over it would be fixed by now

[elfin hazel]

no its against the rules

[low hemlock]

You cannot work 24/7, it also illegal for some country i think

[gaunt dust]

Ppl really can’t go 24 hr anymore without video games

[oblique thicket]

yannik is fun in open world heroic with all directives and a full group of under 1k shd. get a bounty there and call him (jumping jacks) while everyone is fighting the bounty. 😄 😄

[gaunt dust]

It’s astonishing

[pseudo fiber]

What are they even doing on Discord? asking seriously, just here to watch? lol

[gaunt dust]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

[unborn barn]

Just some white powder and passion for the game is all you need

[elfin hazel]

stuff to make the discord official I think

[pseudo fiber]

nice

[pseudo fiber]

lol, sounds about right

[elfin hazel]

ryberg comes in here very rarely

[low hemlock]

I tried some white powder before brother. It make you wanna come home rather than working

[edgy gulch]

they are different time zone it’s already almost 9 am for them

[last owl]

It’s just mainly annoying when you go to work and think you’ll be able to play when you’re home

[gaunt dust]

Right

[gaunt dust]

Wtf are they lol

[unborn barn]

Swedish i think

[edgy gulch]

they in paris is what i heard or somewhere on that end

[gaunt dust]

Oh

[pseudo fiber]

Razer is shot shit, my mouse scroll wheel is broke and its driving me insane, I scroll down and it scrolls up I scroll up AND IT STILL SCROLLS UP

[elfin hazel]

malmo sweden

[dim terrace]

Just have to share this in case you missed it from an earlier poster. Hilarious

Reposted from another poster:

Upcoming brand set
"Extreme Maintenance"

1% Skill efficiency
0% Skill haste
0% Hazard protection

Named Backpack - Ubisoft Go Bag

Talent - "Let's go home" 🏡

Upon armor break your character is instantly sent to the nearest safe house so that you can think about what went wrong and deal with it later.

Named Chestpiece (Mike's Vest)

"Perfect Imminent Delay" 📅

Every shot increases weapon damage by 1% up to 50 stacks and decreases rate of fire by 2% up to 50 stacks. Upon reaching 50 stacks they are consumed leading to your game crashing 50% of the time for 50 days.

[real grail]

When will the maintenance end?

[elfin hazel]

we dont know yet ideally today

[unborn barn]

It ended

[pseudo fiber]

that's good 10/10

[unborn barn]

Load up the game im at the white house

[gaunt dust]

Guess what I fixed it..bad news..

[low hemlock]

My man is full of positive energy. Just like me in the first year of college

[torpid plume]

Yes it's best in slot I will bring it to you all soon once the Dev team sees my idea in the morning

[gaunt dust]

I refuse to bro g the server back

[pseudo fiber]

irl

[silent nymph]

ok so the server's are still down here?

[elfin hazel]

better than bein upset & angry over things out of my control ¯_(ツ)_/¯

bad for the heart & mind

[gaunt dust]

Why can’t I react to peoples comments that stupid

[torpid plume]

Not as positive as TTVBlazing

[pseudo fiber]

this is the Grey zone mister

[gaunt dust]

The gay zone

[pseudo fiber]

[storm saffron]

lol, nice 😄 waiting time used in a ironic way 😄

[long thorn]

hi

[torpid plume]

Sure is

[last owl]

Mike bro move out the way I can’t get in

[cyan narwhal]

sound like harcore character

[torpid plume]

Idk about that a lot of people in here don't seem very happy

[unborn barn]

[gaunt dust]

Lol

[low hemlock]

Man i still hate your name

[pseudo fiber]

Imagine being named Mike and you are famous for being an Error, hello I am Mike, stop stealing my identity

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE 🤠

[torpid plume]

I'd love to, I've almost done a 24 hour shift. This is the longest I've ever worked!

[unborn barn]

[rotund river]

Want me to take over

[storm saffron]

lol

[low hemlock]

Now suddenly everyone named mike

[unborn barn]

[torpid plume]

Please do, I'm locked in the storage room. Everyone went home and forgot about me.

[pseudo fiber]

🤣

[unborn barn]

[rotund river]

Ok don’t worry I’ll get you out in no time @torpid plume

[storm saffron]

Hostage rescue sidemissions

[lusty ivy]

#freemike

[rotund river]

#freemike

[pseudo fiber]

Free Mike

[torpid plume]

Y5 S2 main hostage is Mike

[random mist]

are devs working right now?

[cyan narwhal]

grow tree in meantime

[rotund river]

The secret manhunt target for year 5 s1

[elfin hazel]

more than likely

[cyan narwhal]

😂

[ionic skiff]

Mike is a peacock he needs to fly

[unborn barn]

They on lunch break

[pseudo fiber]

so are starting a freemike chain on their latest tweet or whatsup

[rotund river]

Yes

[pseudo fiber]

send a link

[restive lotus]

[torpid plume]

No, They left me here to deal with all the backlash but I just want to go home and spend time with my family like the Dev team.

[tender marten]

[storm saffron]

I remember a annoncement in TD1 "Trigger Mike" the one who organizes dogfights..

[open comet]

Most likely yes, instead of compensation caches I would like a way to redeem exotics from already upgraded items that I no longer use anymore.

A bit like re-speccing a skill tree, I got so many items wasting away I will never use again.

[cyan granite]

devs should take notes

[real grail]

Really?

[ionic skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/be-like-mike-gif-11240414

[last owl]

The servers would be up by now if they simply had 2 shifts

[elfin hazel]

it hasnt

[unborn barn]

Yea bro im setting up a DH

[elfin hazel]

we'll get word when they are

[low hemlock]

Let them cook

[oblique thicket]

not everyone works 12 hour shifts

[real grail]

K

[torpid plume]

Apparently I do

[pseudo fiber]

someone send a link to their last tweet I cant find it

[dim terrace]

🏆

[last owl]

Stagger starting and finishing times. Boom you make up 24 hours

[unborn barn]

Weaklings

[rotund river]

https://twitter.com/thedivisiongame/status/1666868115106299914?s=46&t=tZm3aXDqCPJF5OtXl4ZEAw

Start the chain

#freemike

[mint wolf]

#freemike

[unborn barn]

#freemike

[half berry]

#freemike

[open comet]

I'm mostly disappointed due to the Cavalier set change, damage mitigation is what is needed in this game, not just skill damage mitigation, the problem also lies in bullet damage being too high, speaking PvP here.

[mint wolf]

#freemike

[random mist]

#freemike

[open comet]

My in game name was freemike like 3 months ago lol

[real grail]

I am still getting Mike 01

[unborn barn]

Restart you router

[unborn ravine]

PvP damage doo be too high IMO.

[narrow beacon]

RIP

[real grail]

K

[mint wolf]

One my clan mate has changed his name to fixdivison2

[warm zodiac]

Any news about game?

[oblique thicket]

not for the past 12 hrs

[elfin hazel]

I'm going to ask you to stop trolling as per rule 1 thanks

[oblique sigil]

No way the game is still down right?

[unborn barn]

☹️

[elfin hazel]

game is still down yes

[oblique thicket]

it is https://twitter.com/TheDivisionGame/status/1666868115106299914?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^embeddedtimeline|twterm^screen-name%3Athedivisiongame|twcon^s1_c12

[pseudo fiber]

I wrote the first free mike, I dont see any other ones WHERE ARE YALL

[rotund river]

I’m looking for you

[oblique sigil]

Actual clowns.
Did they not have people working on it overnight?

[oblique thicket]

nope

[oblique sigil]

Small Indie company I suppose

[cyan granite]

hahahaha

[violet nacelle]

European countries have rules about labor haha

[still marsh]

Wakey wakey Devs it’s time for work!!!

[elfin hazel]

no they stopped working as to not crunch

[pseudo fiber]

we need more so it will be noticed lol

https://twitter.com/thedivisiongame/status/1666868115106299914?s=46&t=tZm3aXDqCPJF5OtXl4ZEAw
start a #freemike chain

[still marsh]

9am work start in France Ubisoft get to it!

[elfin hazel]

considering it involves save files we're way better off with them not working under stress

[cyan granite]

nah they need more sleep

[marble bane]

better call mike

[mint wolf]

#freemike

[low hemlock]

It actually does! The team working on division 2 right now is kinda small

[mint wolf]

#freemike

[dim terrace]

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[last owl]

Server sets on fire. Nah bro I need sleep.

[cyan granite]

🤣

we will worry about it tomorrow no biggie!

[torpid plume]

This^ the more people who appeal for my freedom the faster I can go home and let you all in the server

[rotund river]

We got 5 #freemike posts

[unborn barn]

No funzies here

[oblique thicket]

watch it be, they used the pts playersave files and not the live game playersave files. LoL so players were rolled back weeks ago in sdh lvl and gear. LoL thats the issue they have 😄

[pseudo fiber]

New update: If you die in game, you die IRL

[oblique sigil]

Extremis maliis(breaking the game) extremis remedia(working overtime)

[unborn barn]

Buzzkill everywhere

[last owl]

All could be avoided with basic things every company does man

[violet nacelle]

I'd love to see what the real issue would be

[oblique thicket]

but in doing so, lost the current live playersave files. LoL

[strong owl]

oh no

[verbal fiber]

Yes sir

[elfin hazel]

theres rules you agree to if you break them we get to tell you off simple as

[potent leaf]

do we need VR headsets for that? 🤔

[vocal kite]

bet

[pseudo fiber]

nah no need, its a plus but no need

[stone sable]

are the servers online yet?

[stuck musk]

no

[elfin hazel]

not yet

[rotund river]

#freemike

[verbal fiber]

Armor break = bone fracture

[oblique thicket]

nope

[pseudo fiber]

nyet

[torpid plume]

#freemike

[pseudo fiber]

#freemike

[oblique sigil]

They also cancelled the spec rework right?

[rotund river]

#freemike

[stuck musk]

what was the spec rework

[last owl]

Make it realistic like tarkov. Broken legs and heavy bleeds

[unborn barn]

Then close the channel for now 🫨

[stone sable]

they done goofed upped those save files

[inner elbow]

it's been put on aside for now

[oblique thicket]

didnt that slide to the right, to this winter

[unborn barn]

People keep asking the same question
Hard not to troll

[elfin hazel]

believe me I'd love to but thats not happening

[dim terrace]

Ok - we be the mutual admiration society. Mine was a reposting of another post (don' t want to be accused of plagiarism or copyright infringement) Yours was completely original! Hence the winner is ....
🥇🥈🥉🎖️🏅🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[oblique sigil]

Game dev language for its either gonna get cancelled later or extremely underwhelming

[stuck musk]

id say delaying something is better than a rush release

[rotund river]

Mike needs a rest guys #freemike

[pseudo fiber]

your mom, got em, SORRY ITS A JOKE

[barren spindle]

Any angry gamers online?

[unborn barn]

Yea the cod kids

[agile roost]

Oh I am very angry. I am high on fever and angry

[pseudo fiber]

I am an hungry gamer

[strong owl]

nah fifa yes

[unborn barn]

Them too

Yea and?

[oblique thicket]

id like to see spec weapons used more, instead of during events for the headshot/kill/burn/bleed or those times we use a tip of the spear build. i think that is what they have in mind.

[stone sable]

it's an update that adds like 6 new things to the game, it just so happened that when they implemented the uodate files into the game's files the save files went to oblivion

[unborn barn]

Gets me everytime

[pseudo fiber]

So everyone here too young to know the game LA Noire?

[strong owl]

i do

[pseudo fiber]

YES

[stuck musk]

bugs are the bane of human existence

[opaque hedge]

GoodMoring so what will be the compensation for this MASIVE DESASTER?

[cyan granite]

humans are

[dim terrace]

This is a profoundly respectful comment:
If we were in Japan we would be bowing to each other until we both collapsed from exhausion! 🙂

[oblique thicket]

its not that old...:D

[unborn barn]

That was on the n64, right?

[strong owl]

i have many many old retros games on xbox classics and pcs

[oblique thicket]

2011 windows 7

[pseudo fiber]

Pretty sure yeah haha

[elfin hazel]

safe to assume a few compensation caches

[azure lintel]

Watch it delay another day

[pseudo fiber]

Same, I think I will play LA Noire while we wait

[barren spindle]

Hope not

[cyan granite]

they prolly dont work on weekends so in that case it would be monday

[oblique thicket]

i dont see it being out over the weekend. that would be huge news to the gaming industry, on what NOT to do

[deep patio]

truly one of the moments of all time

[strong owl]

do u know the game: acclaim alias ?

[cyan granite]

yeah agree

[low hemlock]

It really really suck for them if they not working on saturday and sunday when the server still down

[stone sable]

they got hit by the red STORM

[opaque hedge]

Caches with exos i hope

[pseudo fiber]

WOW you brought back some memories

[elfin hazel]

the caches have exotic parts in them

[pseudo fiber]

She was my first video game crush LMAO

[low hemlock]

It does ?

[unborn barn]

Screw that just gives 2k exotic components

[elfin hazel]

they tend to yes

[strong owl]

i have many many memories games 😉

[deep patio]

they should change the games company to decent since i havent seen anything massive happened

[strong owl]

😂

[cyan narwhal]

2x xp for a month

[low hemlock]

Massive dissaster

[deep patio]

besides the massive maintenance

[pseudo fiber]

actually not bad

[cyan narwhal]

u can do wony for the materials

countdown for exotics

[oblique sigil]

It's fucking unreal how shit spec guns are. If you're running a sniper build your primary sniper does more damage, the mini gun armor regen is pathetic. The tech rocket launcher hits about 1/10 times, the crossbow is only helpful for dark hours and the grenade launcher and flame thrower are mediocre at best

[unborn ravine]

999 exo componets.

[cyan narwhal]

2x xp would be better