td2-general-chat

[torpid plume]

Whoa

[empty pumice]

for something like this to happend

[azure lintel]

Like u still play old game... With live service

[near rivet]

nah gotta give them more props, something more original at least. its def some shit like "thedivision2"

[frozen meadow]

There's nothing in the game to even spend 1k on lmao

[torpid plume]

I thought buying rainbow 6 for thermite outfit was bad...

[restive lotus]

Bro i spent around 500-600 dollars
Did you just buy everything with credits lol

[torpid plume]

Never got the outfit btw 🤣

[signal pagoda]

eaglebearer2

[leaden dagger]

Lol I got it for free bro

[frozen meadow]

Every apparel item + every season pass + every dlc all at full price ≈$350 max

[empty pumice]

yeah lol

[near rivet]

massive1

[verbal fiber]

Please optimize the game as well, my rig screamin' from all the crashes bro

[signal pagoda]

Only reason we have functioning servers

[proud swallow]

We keep falling through different universes since they fired up CERN. That's why Energizer AND Duracell both have a pink bunny mascot

[torpid plume]

You're so lucky, I brought the game twice and it is still locked for me 💔

[slender atlas]

@signal pagoda if you wanna join the raid group. I will pm you the server you can join and help anyone in needed.

[low hemlock]

my goodness the server are still down ? my god i took a day off for this

[restive lotus]

Well not everyone is going to farm outfits for textiles
Some buy them , i didn't relize that until later that textils were easy to get

[near rivet]

oh brother

[frozen meadow]

Why do y'all take off work for a video game

[warm rover]

New episode of 'Silo' is up

[azure lintel]

Hard to fix their engine issue fix thing broke another one

[torpid plume]

Those damm LHCs!

[low hemlock]

addiction

[hollow valley]

no considering gaming is my job

[leaden dagger]

I only do that for tarkov wipe lol

[frozen meadow]

Okay chat let's move on to another topic

is this a bat or a badger

[proud swallow]

Because they have disposable income

[near rivet]

its a wolf

[hollow valley]

i think its a bager

[frozen meadow]

I think it's a bat

[elfin hazel]

fox

[restive lotus]

Thats a wolf or fox

[near rivet]

how do yall see a bat

[frozen meadow]

It is 100% not a fox lmao

[weary badger]

Server still down?

[torpid plume]

Idk work can get monotonous sometimes and we just look for any excuse to take a day off, for some of us with crappy jobs anyway.

[frozen meadow]

Look at only what's in white

[near rivet]

nah its live go check

[elfin hazel]

yup

[restive lotus]

It ain't no badger wtf

[ember jewel]

Yeah I also crash a lot while playing but running the game in administrator mode can fixes the problem

[frozen meadow]

Then why complain Abt it being down

[restive lotus]

[verbal fiber]

Should probably try that too

[near rivet]

you gotta check the grey part too

[leaden dagger]

I justo switched to windowed borderless and it stopped my game from crashing

[proud swallow]

It's two dragons swooping down to kiss

[verbal fiber]

That too

[frozen meadow]

There is no grey?

[near rivet]

me and who

[torpid plume]

Because we want laws to be broken and they aren't being broken I mean we aren't asking for much just possible convictions

[frozen meadow]

The fuck?

[ember jewel]

Anyway does div 2 support remote play?

[restive lotus]

Thats the dark mode lol

[low hemlock]

guess division 1 is gonna hella crowd today

[slender atlas]

@leaden dagger i do believe we have teams for Xbox, PS and PC if you would like to join the server to get some people to play the game with

[torpid plume]

I can not unsee this

[elfin hazel]

believe so

[leaden dagger]

I’d be down for that send a dm with the link brodie

[frozen meadow]

Drib I like your new pfp

[elfin hazel]

ty

[near rivet]

my snapchat ai deadass left me on seen wtf

[leaden dagger]

Drib has drip for pfp

[torpid plume]

Harsh

[frozen meadow]

Trolled

[hollow valley]

dam u2

[ember jewel]

Aight let me try it when server running normal

[proud swallow]

My pfp is just a family photo

[near rivet]

why dont they want me man

[leaden dagger]

Ayo

[torpid plume]

That's the first sign of sentience

[wraith current]

O W N E D

[proud swallow]

It's not your fault

[west bough]

Tom Clancy's The Division

[frozen meadow]

CLUSTER MINE OUT

[hollow valley]

STOP IT U ROUGE AGENT

[topaz harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/extremely-rabbit-sticker-in-love-love-smitten-gif-10133234

[torpid plume]

Spams roll button

[sterile phoenix]

game working yet?

[leaden dagger]

[near rivet]

I LOVE Tom Clancy's The Division

[elfin hazel]

nope

[sterile phoenix]

😢

[hollow valley]

FFS THROWING CLUSTER MINES ALL OVER THE PLACE N SHIT

[torpid plume]

Yes

[west bough]

BatChest

[leaden dagger]

No, not until tomorrow

[wraith current]

where my ultrakill peeps at?

[frozen meadow]

Drops hive to reset cluster cooldown

[wraith current]

and whats your cybergrind score?

[hollow valley]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[frozen meadow]

CLUSTER MINES OUT

[hollow valley]

STOP EEVE

[torpid plume]

Activates jammer pulse

[frozen meadow]

Skilled chest procs

[meager mist]

Mad bomber

[frozen meadow]

CLUSTER MINES OUT

[wraith current]

shits pants

[hollow valley]

this is not hallal for my regulus hs build sir

[proud swallow]

NO! My pacemaker!

[hollow valley]

please stop

[verbal fiber]

Not u guys playing division in the chat 😭😭

[hollow valley]

we bored

[near rivet]

are we in the dark zone?

[wraith current]

yea man trying out my new skill

[restive lotus]

Bro what

[torpid plume]

💀💀💀

[hollow valley]

wa u expect

[frozen meadow]

rogue shock trap detected

[restive lotus]

[near rivet]

An agent has gone rogue.

[hollow valley]

u2

[near rivet]

bro invite me

[torpid plume]

Supply room unlocked
Supply room unlocked
Supply room unlocked

[slender atlas]

Sent bro

[hollow valley]

cmon breh ima 1 man army here

[near rivet]

invite me bro be rogue with me

[meager mist]

Manhunt detected nearby

[long thorn]

ROGUE AGENT DETECTED

[proud swallow]

Ok, I'm thinking of a number from 1-1,000,000

[hollow valley]

/invite Suplewich

[frozen meadow]

Y'know what fuck this

Jammer pulses + viles everyone

[hollow valley]

u get the invite?

[signal pagoda]

Rogue bombadier drone detected

[near rivet]

You are now group leader.

[restive lotus]

0 ?

[near rivet]

yeah got it

[hollow valley]

yeeeah

[verbal fiber]

dark winter goes brrt brrt

[west bough]

Resource convoy intercepted

[torpid plume]

1-1,000,000

[long thorn]

MULTIPLE HACKED DRONES DETECTED

[signal pagoda]

another agent has joined your group

[young geode]

your clan member has join your team

[near rivet]

lets goooo

[long thorn]

INCOMING BLACK TUSK QUADCOPTER DETECTED

[wraith current]

agent has left your group

[frozen meadow]

Item of interest detected.

[near rivet]

alright imma steal the dark zone crate be ready

[signal pagoda]

You have been invited to join another agents raid group

[long thorn]

error code: delta

[proud swallow]

Blahabah vitals detected

[wraith current]

agent deceased

[warm rover]

Russians nearby! wtf?!?!?!

[near rivet]

you have been disconnected from the Tom Clancy's The Division servers

[wraith current]

FUCK!

[verbal fiber]

TRANSMISSIONS JAMMED PROXIMITY COVERAGE ONLY

[near rivet]

come on bro

[slender atlas]

999,999 is your number

[proud swallow]

ERROR MIKE-01

[wraith current]

oh the text to speech after a disconnect lmao

[long thorn]

ERROR CODE: GET BETTER WIFI KEKW

[frozen meadow]

Press space to start

Press escape to quit

[torpid plume]

Walter Kincaid: Hey, kid. I'm not your dad. Come visit me once in a while.

[young geode]

can someone make it as a TRPG?

[proud swallow]

You're not going to freaking believe this....

[wraith current]

its sad we all know this

[near rivet]

bro NO FUCKING WAY even playing the division 2 in this goddamn channel made my DISCORD CRASH

[hollow valley]

fuck

[meager mist]

Alright everyone, lets teach these children a lesson -Lt. gray

[frozen meadow]

xD

[long thorn]

lmao

[west bough]

A XIM Apex user has joined your group

[hollow valley]

ME TOO

[long thorn]

yo wassup @frozen meadow

[frozen meadow]

Who are you

[slender atlas]

Was that your actual number😂😂

[long thorn]

oh

[frozen meadow]

Oh I remember now

[long thorn]

ok

[near rivet]

@hollow valley extracting

[wraith current]

i memba

[frozen meadow]

Lol

[torpid plume]

Shitfire! Who did Charles have to screw to get an expresso maker?

[long thorn]

🫥

[near rivet]

im extracting i need back up please

[verbal fiber]

Crashes from the division 2 have increased the level of my anxiety

[near rivet]

throwing a drone

[frozen meadow]

ITS A FUCKING CISTERN

[near rivet]

need back up please

[long thorn]

‘hey guys, remember that there is a crate up in this tree..’

[wraith current]

most memorable audio recording

[hollow valley]

droppung healer hive

[midnight maple]

still nothing im guessing

[near rivet]

ty 🐐

[hollow valley]

eck dee

[torpid plume]

Waa waa waa, Sorry just clearing my throat.

[near rivet]

helicopter arriving in 15 seconds

[proud swallow]

Space is fake

[long thorn]

‘LEARN THE DAMN MECHANICS BEFORE LFGING YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON’

[near rivet]

clapping emote

wave emote

[young geode]

agent down

[frozen meadow]

Y'know what my cooldown is up

[near rivet]

kills bi

[warm rover]

good guess

[west bough]

Might lfg a raid as a first timer but say that im experienced

[near rivet]

an agent has gone rogue

[frozen meadow]

CLUSTER MINES OUT

[torpid plume]

Rock paper scissors emote at WH

[wraith current]

I legit did a discovery raid once and joined at the tail end of it and had no earthly clue what I was doing lmao

[long thorn]

equips santa hat and dallas glasses

[proud swallow]

That never turns out bad

[azure lintel]

The Devs have gone rogue

[signal pagoda]

This is worse then the r/batmanarkham thread

[near rivet]

rock paper scissors emote

[gaunt dust]

Any ETA?

[long thorn]

😂😂😂

[young geode]

goanna respwan in safehouse and do the inner peace emote..

[frozen meadow]

At least 20 minutes

[brittle copper]

AN AGENT HAS DISCONNECTED

[long thorn]

this is just a terrible tumblr thread

[near rivet]

Why are they acting like they are playing The Division in the chat? Are they stupid?

[azure lintel]

They said tomorrow, which is prob US time, so I suspect 4-8 hours?

[gaunt dust]

Oh for real?

[warm rover]

soonest is 5 hours, this is not likely

[frozen meadow]

You have been promoted to group leader

[signal pagoda]

Dem guys are losing it day by day

[torpid plume]

Eventually they are

[long thorn]

the general chat has become one big ERP

[gaunt dust]

I thought it’d be days

[signal pagoda]

why are the devs not fixing the game? Is it canon?

[near rivet]

recalibrate library

[verbal fiber]

Since the maintenance took so long I guess legendary tidal with all directives isn't so bad after all

[torpid plume]

Yes it's part of the storyline

[frozen meadow]

The devs are black tusk (they killed the SHD network)

[gaunt dust]

💀

[long thorn]

damn, i can’t make jokes about ubisofts name

[torpid plume]

Keener initiated the final sequence again

[brittle copper]

You don't have enough materials to recalibrate this item

[proud swallow]

Black Tusks surprise attacked them. We have to rescue them

[frozen meadow]

Sorry that was me

[near rivet]

FUCK BRO

[slender atlas]

AN AGENT HAS RECONNECTED

[gaunt dust]

Operation breaking things..🥁

[torpid plume]

Nothing good ever comes from Liberty Island.

[brittle copper]

AGENT DOWN

[gaunt dust]

ETA 🤷‍♂️

[frozen meadow]

The four crates of shock ammo xD

[long thorn]

oh my msg got nuked

[torpid plume]

Eventually they are

[proud swallow]

kills rogue agent.....disconnecting in 29...28

[young geode]

dropped the hive

[azure lintel]

Slowmode lol

[brittle copper]

🙏

[young geode]

oh no, mine is healing hive

[near rivet]

Can't connect to the division servers. What Division quote should I use?

[azure lintel]

Careful, they'll set it to 30 mins

[torpid plume]

Accidentally moves and has to reset timer

[frozen meadow]

ITS A FUCKING CISTERN

[gaunt dust]

Is anyone still logged in?

[long thorn]

Division 2 : The discord ERP experience.

[near rivet]

yeah bro been playing since 4pm

[azure lintel]

Can you please stop using caps

[torpid plume]

Ofcourse lol

[frozen meadow]

Nah

[proud swallow]

altogether?

[azure lintel]

Capital Building 5 directives

[torpid plume]

whatS wronG witH capS

[frozen meadow]

To shout-out to fuckin Schaeffer for calling us a fucking bullet sponge lmfao

[near rivet]

teleporting to new york

[verbal fiber]

Just a fair warning, when the game is up please log-in in an orderly manner... DO NOT OVERLOAD THE SERVERS

[long thorn]

that shock ammo makes my OD hunger

[brittle copper]

But how else am I supposed to play Division 2 on Discord?

[west bough]

You guys like Tom Clancy's The Division

[near rivet]

throwing foam grenade

[long thorn]

oh

[near rivet]

taking out minigun

[restive lotus]

What is this sticky shit

[wraith current]

I'm gonna say the only mission with any directives that is a total slog is invaded national zoo

[azure lintel]

I don't know. I can't play it

[long thorn]

ohno

[proud swallow]

You guy think Tom has played it?

[long thorn]

sus

[wraith current]

I hate the mortor part so much

[near rivet]

throws it on you

[frozen meadow]

Oops I dropped my seeker

[long thorn]

mortor

[near rivet]

goes down cause it takes too long to shoot

@hollow valley help im going down

[restive lotus]

[wraith current]

mortar*? idk lol

[hollow valley]

breh game crashed ;-;

[long thorn]

idk idk

[near rivet]

dies

[proud swallow]

3 of us go down and the 4th is afk making a sandwhich

[long thorn]

english moment

[frozen meadow]

Pov mortar accidentally bombs self

[young geode]

[wraith current]

english is my first language too

[near rivet]

spawns at haram

[proud swallow]

Is that a pull my finger sticker?

[near rivet]

talks to rhodes

[long thorn]

one guy is open mic and an arguement is going on in the background

[signal pagoda]

Tom Clancy’s™ The Division

[warm rover]

Are we positive all this smoke is not from an alien ship crashed in Nova Scotia?

[near rivet]

grabs gun and goes to firing range

[frozen meadow]

I farted

[long thorn]

sorry, let me put my bong away

[wraith current]

DC-62 detected

[near rivet]

this gun sucks im switching back to my famas 2010

[proud swallow]

blood curdling scream

[near rivet]

You have been disconnected from the Tom Clancy's The Division 2 servers.

[frozen meadow]

the one guy in dz playing banjo music every kill

[signal pagoda]

Nah it’s the devs server tryna process the new update

[long thorn]

i love inhaling toxins

[near rivet]

ok

logging back on the game

[wraith current]

sniiiiiiiif

[near rivet]

teleports to the dark zone

[long thorn]

‘let me put my cat on the mic real quick’

[frozen meadow]

MAOW

[near rivet]

enters the dark zone

[proud swallow]

Oxygen is a toxin. It takes 75-80 years to kill you

[near rivet]

runs to a medium difficulty landmark

[frozen meadow]

Disconnecting... 30 seconds

[long thorn]

so is titanium oxide

[near rivet]

OH COME ON

[signal pagoda]

bro this is insanity we literally don’t have a game for 12 hrs and we start larping Div 😂

[wraith current]

thats why i smoke cigarettes. speedrun life

[slender atlas]

CAREFUL AGANT, MOST WHO ENTER NEVER RETURN… ANGENT MISSING

[young geode]

toxic at critical level

[long thorn]

real

[wraith current]

fr fr

[signal pagoda]

Agent down take that hunter down!

[frozen meadow]

hunter noises

[warm rover]

That's a microwave not a soundbooth for your cat...

[long thorn]

how much haz pro do you need to not get cancer from cigs

[frozen meadow]

At least 3

[foggy cape]

"Incredible work, Agent. Truly incredible. buT tHERes sTiLL mOre tO DO."

[long thorn]

real

[brittle copper]

Now that's the real Division gameplay, can't play the game without Hunter noises

[proud swallow]

I tried speedrunning and accidentally clipped into the backrooms. I've been here for 2 weeks

[long thorn]

‘Black Tusk Forces detected nearby’

[near rivet]

spawns at dark zone, heads to hard difficulty landmark

[safe jungle]

bruhhhhhhhh

[frozen meadow]

Summit out of bounds is dead ass literally backrooms

[long thorn]

did you watch another few to many hutchler videos?

[wraith current]

hope you still got cigs to backhop out of there

[brittle copper]

Landmark Engaged

[near rivet]

shoots 4 enemies, struggles with 2

[signal pagoda]

Wait what

[proud swallow]

hunter music starts "WHERE ARE YOU! SHOW YOURSELF!"

[verbal fiber]

I wanna play so bad, I finished my 1500 piece puzzle just to wait for yesterday's MT

[foggy cape]

deleted rip

[long thorn]

man

[unborn ravine]

So....they once again broke the game...?

[signal pagoda]

No way

[long thorn]

i hope that destiny works today

[near rivet]

what happen

[frozen meadow]

rogue agent music but there's literally no fuckin rogues

[long thorn]

it was very dead yesterday

[slender atlas]

Enemies detected, automatic EMP systems activated… agent down. An agent has disconnected

[proud swallow]

I quit d2 right before lightfall

[foggy cape]

I had the rogue agent music playing for a black tusk public execution lmao

[long thorn]

happened to me recently, had the noise and alert sound but there was no rogue

[near rivet]

clears landmark, all there is left is a boss

[long thorn]

that’s impossible

[brittle copper]

Named Hyena shield walks towards your cover without a care in the world while face-tanking your shots

[proud swallow]

Raid report me. UndeadSavior

[near rivet]

fuck bro, throws drone

[long thorn]

ceebs, laying in bed rn

[frozen meadow]

fifteen outcast rushers appear in your peripheral

[near rivet]

goes down but got my reviver hive

shoots boss with my D50

[azure lintel]

Bruh just go play other game or back to old one

[foggy cape]

if no one got me I at least know reviver hive got me amen

[signal pagoda]

Pulls out shield and Scorpio *starts procing vile

[long thorn]

pd2 cloaker sound intensifies

[near rivet]

god speed brother

[brittle copper]

Lmao that triggered my PTSD, that's just cruel

[slender atlas]

@proud swallow you did tell me, if I guessed your number you was thinking right

[gaunt dust]

ETA?

[near rivet]

20 mins min

[torpid plume]

Hey, Want to know where my friend set up shop?

[proud swallow]

No it was 1

[frozen meadow]

At least 20 minutes

[zealous plover]

is the game live?

[gaunt dust]

Fake news

[foggy cape]

Two weeks TM

[verbal fiber]

Another game? Div 2 is... my only game tho...

[near rivet]

20 hours

[long thorn]

no way

[brittle copper]

Landmark cleared Loot drop Exotic

[gaunt dust]

💀

[near rivet]

what exotic

[proud swallow]

Pestilence

[foggy cape]

pestilence

[near rivet]

nvm

[spark ice]

Extraction Called

[long thorn]

loot goblin spawns

[frozen meadow]

Y'all beat me to it lmao

[near rivet]

i just want coyote's mask

[meager mist]

Sawyer's Kneepads

[torpid plume]

Bounty accepted

[signal pagoda]

looks at blue screen sees low rolls marks as trash

[near rivet]

clears landmark, gets exotic

[verbal fiber]

If you meant more puzzle then yeah, I probably should

[long thorn]

14:59

[foggy cape]

Doctor home headass

[frozen meadow]

"nicely done sheriff"

[proud swallow]

I had 13 pestilences I'm my mailbox. Dz was killing me

[near rivet]

i am a surgeon

opens exotic case

[long thorn]

i am a sturgeon

[slender atlas]

😂😂😂

[near rivet]

gets lady's death

[proud swallow]

I am detergent

[near rivet]

game crashes

[foggy cape]

pics or didnt happen

[long thorn]

i am an urchin

[frozen meadow]

I'm detergent deterrent

[azure lintel]

Only 1 game install? Very good lah that is ur life only dv2 sad to say but its game not gonna open soon if u from asia it should around 5 am

[signal pagoda]

1% 2%

[near rivet]

i'm deodorant

[frozen meadow]

Jesus Christ this chat has literally devolved into nonsense xD

[long thorn]

plays division 2
adds up

[proud swallow]

Anyone have settlers of catan?

[near rivet]

spawns back in division

goes to type in the chat

[slender atlas]

I’m lynx shower gel

[frozen meadow]

CLUSTER MINES OUT

[near rivet]

hey guys can someone help me get a coyote's mask?

[long thorn]

at this point i’m making greentexts out better

[past ridge]

Disconnection Detected

[signal pagoda]

5:58 AM
Friday, June 9, 2023 (GMT+2)
Time in Sweden.

Wakey Wakey.

[near rivet]

amnesia replies by being incredibly racist towards me

[verbal fiber]

IS AMNESIA HERE

[frozen meadow]

"Russians nearby"

[near rivet]

glad the division discord experience is the same as in game

[torpid plume]

Target is near you agent.

[long thorn]

was that the bite of 87!?

[restive lotus]

Fuck russia

[proud swallow]

Based

[stone raft]

I know it's probably been asked already but if we didn't download the update are we safe from the save file issues?

[frozen meadow]

Omfg when sokolova mentioned the fuckin chasing water bottles thing

[near rivet]

i promise you if he was you would know

[slender atlas]

With what servers lol

[long thorn]

bro…

[frozen meadow]

God that hit hard

[verbal fiber]

DAMN IT

[frozen meadow]

I nearly laughed at that

[past ridge]

Isaac: Vodka Incoming oi

[long thorn]

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE-

[near rivet]

@amnesia

[verbal fiber]

I wish he was here.. it would be funny as hell

[restive lotus]

Yes switch to playstation when servers are up

[frozen meadow]

I'm so glad I read that in the right voice

[inner elbow]

I feel like the recent release of new exotic weapons are losing their value as exotics. Like bluescreen (unremarkable), Sacrum Imperium (unremarkable) and doctor home (very forgettable). Hopefully St. Elmo is able to turn things around

[near rivet]

hey anyone wanna do heroic lincoin memorial rn?

[long thorn]

AHAHAHA

[frozen meadow]

Doctor home is busted if you know what you're doiny

[near rivet]

teleport to me

[frozen meadow]

Accept my friend request

[slender atlas]

Whats that… toxic lol

[long thorn]

hm i need to put a gif somewhere

[near rivet]

accepted, invited

[long thorn]

@frozen meadow can i send you a gif

[frozen meadow]

Ok I'm joining

[near rivet]

hell yeah

[torpid plume]

Wiping out 1 bad guy at a time, Nice work agent.

[near rivet]

got golden bullet activated

[long thorn]

i can’t tell if this is rp or real at this point

[near rivet]

this is real

[proud swallow]

It's not toxic. It's rewarding

[wraith current]

real

[frozen meadow]

CLUSTER MINES OUT

[foggy cape]

An agent has received the golden bullet.

[signal pagoda]

idk if this is accurate but the massive entertainment in Sweden doesn’t open till 8 am so now it’s 2 hours till it opens ig or until the devs can attend to the issue

[past ridge]

When the Discord server is more Lively than the actual game. 😅

[near rivet]

Tom Clancy's The Division Discord

[spark ice]

totally real , servers are back up and everything

[long thorn]

my god

[wraith current]

man yall really counting the seconds until they can fix things lol

[long thorn]

i’m going crazy

[proud swallow]

Hearing people scream as you go rogue and deconstruct their loot....good times

[near rivet]

shoots shoots

[lusty ivy]

agent requesting backup

[long thorn]

i can’t start to try solo raids yet

[slender atlas]

Hahahha

[inner elbow]

Massive spoiled us with 16 days of Golden Bullet yet Redditors are still complaining

[signal pagoda]

nah I was looking I was curious where they were located

[near rivet]

alright lets proceed

[torpid plume]

PIECE OF SHIT WRISTWATCH!

[frozen meadow]

That's not screaming that's just static

[near rivet]

shoots the enemies

[signal pagoda]

Nah Mike ur losing it

[foggy cape]

needed more days of challenges and more rewards

[near rivet]

shoots golden bullet enemy

[slender atlas]

More like degrading lol

[foggy cape]

thats my only thing to say about it

[near rivet]

got golden bullet

[frozen meadow]

Searching for "way out of the vault". Zero matches.

[near rivet]

shoots yellow elite guy

[proud swallow]

Only if you're the one dying over and over

[foggy cape]

Piece of shit wristwatch

[near rivet]

emote

[long thorn]

stand back from the wall

[near rivet]

am i going mentally insane

[inner elbow]

I'm sick of it tbh. I find it unfortunate that we will be having GB again in Season 1

[torpid plume]

I need to find a toy store to get more toys.

[signal pagoda]

I wonder once the servers r up will we never speak again

[near rivet]

i will speak to you again

[foggy cape]

I'm all for it, using GB to cheese Legendary has been cool

[inner elbow]

We should be having 4 weeks of Guardians. Haters gonna hate

[frozen meadow]

HOW ELSE ARE YOU GONNA FILL UP YOUR DAMN MAP

[proud swallow]

Never again

[cyan narwhal]

I can do this all day ~ black tusk soldier

[verbal fiber]

I hate Hollywood

[long thorn]

SLAMS ROOK ON TABLE

[inner elbow]

Or 4 weeks of Polarity Switch

[slender atlas]

@near rivet @proud swallow the most toxic thing about division 2 is the A.I 1 tapping you from any distance with any weapon at a 90° gangster hold😂😂😂 with no recoil even one a 12g shotgun

[foggy cape]

We'll all see each other in the countdown queues and then leave because it won't work

[lofty bone]

game fixed?

[inner elbow]

Hope you like getting shocked, big boi

[torpid plume]

What do you want Fred?

[frozen meadow]

At least 20 minutes left

[signal pagoda]

When you try to go into cover but u roll

[near rivet]

i got fucking sniped with a shotgun last night i thought i was losing it

[long thorn]

it’ll be fixed on thursday*

[frozen meadow]

Skill issue

[proud swallow]

I'm the guy that turns on his mic and screams at the host until they start it

[near rivet]

check your windows

[inner elbow]

AI's guns have more range than it should have, much like the Scorpio

[frozen meadow]

All I see is the piles of cluster mines ready to be thrown

[near rivet]

foam grenades you

[foggy cape]

the Hyena shotgunner who has range out the ass

[brittle copper]

That's just community service. Thank you for your hard work

[long thorn]

firefly incoming

[restive lotus]

Shielders are the worst unless you run full red build lol

[brittle copper]

God it's so satisfying to magdump shields with my all red strikers till they finally bust

[proud swallow]

My brother heard me do it and the next game he asked if other people do it too and someone did right as he asked. It was magical

[frozen meadow]

Just don't have bad aim

[signal pagoda]

J realized if they don’t fix this tonight or tomorrow whatever it is massive is closed on the weekend so we may have to wait till Monday but I doubt

[restive lotus]

💯

[long thorn]

okay well

[frozen meadow]

Lol no

[long thorn]

i’m going to try and play something else

[frozen meadow]

Nyxx do you have Celeste

[long thorn]

yes

[restive lotus]

Maybe maybe not , its just a guessing game until their next tweet

[frozen meadow]

Play that

[long thorn]

i think

[frozen meadow]

Celeste is good

[torpid plume]

I didn't die for the servers to be down put some respect on my name

[restive lotus]

[long thorn]

its not that hard tho…

[proud swallow]

Pokemon battle anyone? I have scarlet

[brittle copper]

For real, I feel like half the people who end up as group leader are new so it's a good way to let them know what's up and what they need to do as well

[verbal fiber]

Lewis 😭

[signal pagoda]

Bro ur actually losing it ur worse then r/Batmanarkham rn

[verbal fiber]

U want some ceviche my guy?

[frozen meadow]

Golden strawberry on farewell c side

Have fun :>

[signal pagoda]

and their not mentally insane

[torpid plume]

It's not that deep bro I might come back in a later season

[proud swallow]

I spell it out too "HIT OPTIONS, SELECT SOCIAL, HOLD SQUARE!"

[long thorn]

i’ll see if i have on steam or if it was on my old xbox

[brittle copper]

Honestly, I'm loving the Manny Ortega/Frederick Lewis roleplay

[signal pagoda]

ur mission dropped some shi loot

[slender atlas]

Broo that makes me mad when getting sniped by a shotgun.. and they gangsta hold that SOB at 90° and have no recoil. Sam when they do it with a smg

[unborn ravine]

I like turtles

[restive lotus]

Love manny ortego , hopefully we get kelso manhunt at some point
That mf is annoying asf

[signal pagoda]

A blue screen that’s been sitting in the starship for years

[proud swallow]

No you dont

[slender atlas]

When you dive into cover and it jumps over instead

[long thorn]

Hello

[unborn ravine]

I. LIKE. TURTLES.

[torpid plume]

Yeah well I had some better loot for you but you took 5 hours to get to the Whitehouse because you didn't skip the cutscene and now it's gone.

[brittle copper]

Real community service right there. Saving guys like me who're too lazy to say anything

[unborn ravine]

Would you like to buy a camel?

[proud swallow]

YOU. SURE. ABOUT. THAT?

[long thorn]

how much water can it hold?

[restive lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/pete-webber-pete-webbah-petewebberdrums-i-like-turtles-pete-webber-i-like-turtles-gif-26491894

[signal pagoda]

what’s the shield splinter talent I don’t have it bc I’m too lazy to hunt for the dc hunters

[near rivet]

the division rahhhh

[unborn ravine]

All he water

[long thorn]

who here has that division rizz

[restive lotus]

Perfect optimist

[near rivet]

division rizz will get you KILLED

[brittle copper]

Faye Lau did nothing wrong!

[long thorn]

someone hit me with a division pickup line

[frozen meadow]

Y'all payday 2 is free right now

[long thorn]

word?

[frozen meadow]

Dead ass

[near rivet]

yeah on epic

[proud swallow]

I hope someone hears me do it and they get the courage to do it themselves when someone is randomly picked as group leader and people keeping joining and leaving

[long thorn]

we should heist

[verbal fiber]

NO NOT ON EPIC 😭

[near rivet]

lets play rn

[frozen meadow]

Fucks wrong with epic

[long thorn]

id have to install it

[near rivet]

damn

[long thorn]

again

[signal pagoda]

Are you a fenris chest piece 2 red rolls with unbreakable because I’ve spent my whole life look for u 😍

[near rivet]

anyone played breaking bad the video game?

[verbal fiber]

Everything is wrong with epic

[long thorn]

wait but i could try farm for perfect roll gear on bl3

[tame barn]

imagine playing on epic game launcher

[unborn ravine]

Lets all play Diablo 4.

[frozen meadow]

Like what

[verbal fiber]

Except the free games 😂

[winged hollow]

When will the server be online?😭😭😭

[long thorn]

you can do better

[restive lotus]

Yea payday 2 is good on pc , shit developers on console for that again

[frozen meadow]

Ain't nothin wrong with the epic launcher

[tame barn]

leggo

[reef reef]

Misspelled, fumbled the bag

[long thorn]

exactly

[tame barn]

word

[signal pagoda]

Has anyone played the division video game I heard the book was pretty good

[long thorn]

let’s hear some more division pickup lines

[frozen meadow]

Are you an imperial dynasty cuz I wanna throw you in the fucking trash

[near rivet]

no one is playing rn i can confirm you that

[torpid plume]

Just what we need, More rogue agents.

[proud swallow]

Maybe a Belstone backpack with adrenaline rush, crit chance and damage already maxed

[unborn ravine]

Let me unlock your SHD node.

[long thorn]

😂😂😂

[frozen meadow]

Sorry I had to xD

[reef reef]

my fav so far

[long thorn]

🫣

[random mist]

are devs back to work right now?

[slender atlas]

😂😂😂

[long thorn]

🫣🫣😏😏

[near rivet]

hey girl are you a blue tier level 22 cause ur useless

[frozen meadow]

Give it like 20 minutes at least

[long thorn]

real

(and relatable)

[fiery cloud]

Hey Eevee

[signal pagoda]

r u a regulus because ur annoying to get

[slender atlas]

Dauuum son

[frozen meadow]

Saph chat has devolved into chaos

[restive lotus]

[long thorn]

o h

[red wagon]

LF division

[reef reef]

Division pickup lines are infinitely better than the previous topics

[near rivet]

i want you

[frozen meadow]

Lmao

[long thorn]

hey, are you my xp bar because i’ll take you to the summit

[proud swallow]

I'm gonna be upset if I lose my 12.5k countdown requisition

[foggy cape]

gonna be looking for a while there

[unborn ravine]

I can bear your eagle.

[fiery cloud]

Hey Aspect

[verbal fiber]

Hey girl, r u a razorback? Cause you'll be giving birth to my striker drones

[long thorn]

dry

[red wagon]

are ppl worried everyones character deleted or something?

[frozen meadow]

The fuck is this

[slender atlas]

Hey agent i see your down.. allow me to pick you up😂😂

[long thorn]

o h

[restive lotus]

[near rivet]

Are you an Agent? Because you've got my pulse racing.

You must be an exotic loot drop, because you've caught my eye and I can't resist picking you up.

[red wagon]

had a mob female mob say "shut up and take it" mommy vibes

[unborn ravine]

Let me show you real dark zone...

[long thorn]

did just shoot my weak spot because you made my firefly

[near rivet]

Are you in the Dark Zone? Because I'd risk going rogue just to be with you.

[slender atlas]

😂😂😂

[restive lotus]

What mommy vibes wtf lol

[near rivet]

You must be an exotic weapon, because you're one in a million and I can't wait to get my hands on you.

[proud swallow]

Are you an extra character? Cause I'm gonna run you through wony and spend all your points on resources

[frozen meadow]

Are you a ninjabike backpack because everyone wants you but nobody knows what to do with you

[near rivet]

Are you a Control Point? Because I'd gladly fight for you.

[torpid plume]

Are you a Division 2 server? I want to f### you

[unborn ravine]

Only to get downed instantly by rougue police.

[long thorn]

xD

[tame barn]

21min

[slender atlas]

Cheesy

[restive lotus]

Well damn

[near rivet]

Are you a contaminated area? Because you've infected my thoughts, and now I can't stop thinking about you.

[long thorn]

are you the Division 2 servers because i want a divorce.

[slender atlas]

Cockblocked

[near rivet]

Is your name Dark Zone? Because being with you feels like a constant risk.

[tame barn]

Is your name Mike we can't be friends anymore

[torpid plume]

Maintenance rizz

[proud swallow]

Are you an all red, providence, perfect glass cannon build? Cause you go down quick

[signal pagoda]

are you a division fan base because I’ll always let you down when you need me the most

[restive lotus]

💯

[unborn ravine]

Get better aim

[near rivet]

hey thats me

[verbal fiber]

Are you a black tusk controller? cause you're making me run to you like a mini tank

[torpid plume]

🤣 we already divorced yesterday

[slender atlas]

Are you a stash, because i got something you can hold will a later date

[near rivet]

but i dont go down

[restive lotus]

[torpid plume]

Based

[proud swallow]

We all know 1

[near rivet]

Is your name Safe House? Because when I'm inside, I always feel safe and protected.

[frozen meadow]

Are you vip in countdown because nobody wants to go to you

[long thorn]

are you part of the division community, coz damn your more toxic than DC-42

[frozen meadow]

62*

[tame barn]

what happened to the OG Mike 01

[long thorn]

eh close@enough

[frozen meadow]

Lol

[signal pagoda]

Based

[long thorn]

i’m on mobile and can’t type for shit rn

[unborn ravine]

Facts

[proud swallow]

June 9th

[long thorn]

i’m letting autocorrect fix my typing

[torpid plume]

Are you TTVBlazin? Not a pickup line just wondering.

[dim terrace]

Hey Division 2, are you broken?

[near rivet]

Are you a recalibration station? Because you help me improve and become a better version of myself.

[restive lotus]

Well not yet anyway

[proud swallow]

So today

[signal pagoda]

At the cost of so much.

[near rivet]

Is your name Reviver Hive? Because you have the power to revive my spirit and bring me back to life.

[frozen meadow]

Are you expertise because you waste all my fucking resources

[torpid plume]

Load the game and find out

[unborn ravine]

I can pull an exotic from your box.

[verbal fiber]

I'm from the future and let me tell you, the game is not up

[slender atlas]

Are you a vector, because I wanna make you spray over the place

[restive lotus]

[long thorn]

hey, are you a DZ Exclusive exotic drop chance because i love getting bum fckd by you

[empty crag]

lmao wtf

[verbal fiber]

Are you a dark winter? cause it's fucking cold

[long thorn]

the drop chances are low.

[frozen meadow]

Are you a Scorpio because you're toxic as fuck

[signal pagoda]

call me a hive the way i shoot my microdrones everywhere

[tame barn]

For as dead as the game has felt the past couple weeks to me, this channel sure is poppin' once the severs are offline. Lol. Where ya'll been? Chillin' with MIKE

[long thorn]

that’s just accurate though

[south moss]

Oh my god.

[signal pagoda]

Who’s Mike

[proud swallow]

Hey you spent 2000 hours on floor 10? Cause you've never cleared a single raid. Even in exploration mode

[long thorn]

ew

[verbal fiber]

Scorpio peeps are indeed toxic.

[torpid plume]

Mike-01 brings the community together

[slender atlas]

No but you much be, I’ll have you rapidly spraying lol

😂😂

[restive lotus]

[unborn ravine]

Gross

[tame barn]

you the guy from earlier, im feeling sus you're not. wheres the real MIKE 01

[slender atlas]

😂😂😂😂

[verbal fiber]

Brrtt brrtt

That's me spraying

[long thorn]

are you the servers? no? then why has everything crashed and burned?

[signal pagoda]

Are you the division 2 dev team bc you always fuck me when I least expect it

[proud swallow]

It could be worse guys. Look what happened with Overwatch 2

[restive lotus]

[languid pond]

All that ammo in the bullet king and I still miss my shots

[long thorn]

me when the devs cancel division 2 pve

[unborn ravine]

Let me be your TRUE PATRIOT.

[random mist]

I'm going back to sleep, hope the servers are up when I'm awake

[frozen meadow]

Touchè

[languid pond]

Ill show you the tip of my spear

[long thorn]

rip

[slender atlas]

😏😏

[reef reef]

r u the division discord server? bc u always make me sad

[long thorn]

omg

[restive lotus]

[crystal yacht]

Don't be a heartbreaker

[proud swallow]

Are you Agent Kelso? Because damn Jackie I can't control the weather

[slender atlas]

Are you a server, always love going down

[long thorn]

are you the castle, cuz i’m about to shoot a payload into you

[tame barn]

** Sometimes I Like to Bury Myself in the Backyard and Pretend I'm a Carrot**

Only when MIKE botches the server though

[unborn ravine]

Is it a toxic payload?

[long thorn]

it’s a payload that’ll spray all over the insides

[languid pond]

I’m like the striker’s gear set, enough stacks make me shoot real quick

[unborn ravine]

Yum.

[restive lotus]

[proud swallow]

Eww

[shrewd quail]

Chat what is this I walked into

[frozen meadow]

Are you a hyena because ITS A FUCKING CISTERN

[long thorn]

PFFFF

[covert moat]

still down ?

[south moss]

The pick up line contest just gone NSFW

[long thorn]

yeah, when?

[languid pond]

It’s the Division 2:After Hours

[signal pagoda]

Me and my girl like the devs and it’s fan base one day we have good communication then we don’t communicate for the next day

[tame barn]

So Mike walks into a bar and the bartender says...

[long thorn]

always has been

[covert moat]

thx

[long thorn]

yw

[proud swallow]

Division 2: Dark After Hours

[frozen meadow]

Press space to start

Press escape to quit

[long thorn]

The division 2: after dark

[proud swallow]

You ruined it

[languid pond]

Division 2: Dark Zone Hours

[long thorn]

Division 2: underdark

[near rivet]

ok fellas what should i play

[frozen meadow]

Why the fuck is dark hours in broad daylight

[languid pond]

Division 1

[long thorn]

huniepop

[slender atlas]

Are you the campus, because i love coming onto you😂

[cyan narwhal]

Are you a Hyena Rusher? Because when I see you charging towards me, my heart races faster than an SMG fire rate.

[languid pond]

Sheeeeesh

[proud swallow]

Year 5: Broken Servers

[long thorn]

OH GOD

[slender atlas]

😂😂😂

[frozen meadow]

Who the hell goes to the campus

[verbal fiber]

Are you agent edwards? Cause u got me hanging dead

[languid pond]

Sheeeeesh

[long thorn]

Are you a settlement blocker because wow do i find you fucking annoying

[slender atlas]

Me lol

[languid pond]

@long thorn ayo if I cook one more time lemme slide 👀

[frozen meadow]

Why

[near rivet]

black ops 3 zombies, infinite warfare zombies, fallout new vegas, far cry 3, fire pro wrestling world, gta 5, hitman 3, metal gear solid 5, project zomboid, saints row 2, wrestling empire?

[azure lintel]

Yep

[near rivet]

what should i play between these games

[elfin hazel]

hey girl are you the dollar flu because you're easy to catch

[long thorn]

mmm go on them

[unborn ravine]

Are you kennly college? Because everyone forgot you existed.

[tame barn]

Part of me wants to stay up in hopes things are active in the next couple hours lol

[slender atlas]

That was good

[long thorn]

tyty

[restive lotus]

Yea not happening lol

[proud swallow]

Hunt showdown has an event starting tomorrow.

[tame barn]

don't doubt mike

[long thorn]

hey girl are you the dollar flu bc you got me down on my last legs

[slender atlas]

You must be a legendary mission, because your difficulty to finish😏😏

[languid pond]

I got a Dilemna, let’s Negotiate some things back at my safe house

[long thorn]

new honkai star rail update just came out

[tame barn]

Difficult*

[unborn ravine]

Hey girl are you the snitch? Because I want that bounty.

[proud swallow]

Hello friend, do you have a fever. You are covered with pox

[restive lotus]

[long thorn]

spell check please; then submit on the google classroom.

why

just why

[languid pond]

Do I still get partial credit teacher?

[verbal fiber]

Are you a chameleon? Cause you're always gone when I call u

[long thorn]

mm 50%

[restive lotus]

[long thorn]

you can do anything you put your mind to

[proud swallow]

Double it and give it to the next person

[languid pond]

Damn I got a Bluescreen, May you give me an in person lecture?

[long thorn]

double it and give it to the next person

[verbal fiber]

Restart pc

[slender atlas]

@long thorn are you a nosebleed

[long thorn]

xD

[unborn ravine]

Hey girl, would you like be covered in riot foam?

[slender atlas]

I hate when your left dripping

[proud swallow]

I bet the foam is warm

[restive lotus]

🤦‍♂️

[long thorn]

no but i want to test if it’s possible for someone to give me one by flirting with me hard enough, it looks fun lmao

[languid pond]

That was too easy lmao

[torpid plume]

Kelso did 💀

[slender atlas]

😂😂😂

[proud swallow]

Makes me think of protesters supergluing themselves to the road.

Makes me smile

[slender atlas]

Nosebleeds aint fun lol

[long thorn]

the people who stuck themselves to trucks

[verbal fiber]

Are you bullet king? Cause I'll be you bullet queen

[long thorn]

the one time i’ve ever had one was when i broke the skin on the inside of my nose with a chopstick

[slender atlas]

And I’m just having fun lol, I don’t flirt

[long thorn]

oh yeah same

i have other people for that

[proud swallow]

I used to get them alot

[long thorn]

rip

[slender atlas]

I get 3-4 nosebleeds a day during summer

[long thorn]

eouf

[proud swallow]

Too much booger sugar for these raccoons

[verbal fiber]

Division 2 should make Amnesia as last boss not natalya hhhhh

[long thorn]

okay so, who wants to play some Genshin Impact

[slender atlas]

Some can bleed for good 10mins

[languid pond]

@long thorn
Alright alright, here we go
Damn girl, are you Hard Wired? My cooldown’s set and I’m ready for a second skill round

[serene jackal]

So the devs messed up our save files it seems ?

[long thorn]

70%

[restive lotus]

A day tf lol how much blood are you loosing 😵‍💫

[torpid plume]

I had the same problem for years it just recently stopped but no doubt happen again later, So annoying especially when at work.

[long thorn]

gotta love anemia

[tame barn]

This paragraph was a waste of time and space. If you had not read this and I had not typed this you and I could’ve done something more productive than reading this mindlessly and carelessly as if you did not have anything else to do in life. Life is so precious because it is short and you are being so careless that you do not realize it until now since this void paragraph mentions that you are doing something so mindless, so stupid, so careless that you realize that you are not using your time wisely. You could’ve been playing with your dog, or eating your cat, but no. You want to read this barren paragraph and expect something marvelous and terrific at the end. But since you still do not realize that you are wasting precious time, you still continue to read the null paragraph. If you had not noticed, you have wasted an estimated time of 20 seconds. Imagine what you could’ve done with those 20 seconds besides reading this non-productive paragraph. Imagine the things you could’ve accomplished. Imagine the possibilities. But time is irreversible and you still do not realize this. Somehow you have managed still to waste around now 35 seconds reading this stupid, excessive, and long paragraph with your irreversible time. If you haven’t realized that, then you have not yet read the whole paragraph. Even if you did, you still refuse to stop reading this essay. After around 45 seconds, you are still reading this mindlessly and carelessly with your precious and non-reversible time. If you remembered from the first sentence of this disgustingly long paragraph, you would remember that this paragraph was a waste of time and space, imagine if I had not typed this paragraph and you had not read it. Imagine all the things you could’ve done, the things that made you, you. But no, you are still reading this paragraph and it has been around 60 seconds, which is a whole full minute. A minute! Yet you still have the urge and motivation to read this pointless and long essay. Now you have nearly reached the end, you ponder, why am I reading this? Why is the writer making a paragraph so long that I have the urge and motivation to finish this pointless paragraph to prove him that reading is what makes me, me. Then you realize, you have wasted now around a minute and 10 seconds. If you had not make the idiotic decision of continuing to read this paragraph, use that mind of yours to think what you could’ve done throughout your whole irreversible time. You could’ve finished your homework, play with your cat, eat your seal, or you could’ve discovered who made the fire hydrant, if you did not get the reference, you could’ve went and learned something and post it on reddit in the subreddit “Today I learned”, but you still have the urge to read this insanely long paragraph, pondering how I typed this without rest. Then you read this text and see that text over there. Why am I still reading this? How does this paragraph know what I’m thinking? What did I eat last April the 17th? Then you come to the conclusion that you know that this useless and insanely long paragraph would tell you. And you are right, but I did not write this and you have wasted now around 2 minutes.

[proud swallow]

I read that in Theo Vons voice

[long thorn]

wtf

just got text walked

[slender atlas]

Some are little bleeds and some are really bad. Depending how hot i get at the time

[long thorn]

also where did like everyone go

[verbal fiber]

Damn I thought you're amnesia preaching

[serene jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-what-surprised-oh-really-theo-von-gif-17453149

[cyan narwhal]

you should have typed lorem ipsum 10 million times

[sterile phoenix]

Can I get a tl;dr? 😄

[unborn ravine]

Hey girl, why you on da floor.

[long thorn]

ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION

[tame barn]

ftw

[languid pond]

@long thorn
Shoot if I hit 100% I’ll be rolling, let’s see

[torpid plume]

Hey floor, why you on da girl.

[long thorn]

where did eevee go

[restive lotus]

I maybe have couple of nosebleeds in summer and thought that was bad
Damn lol

[idle hinge]

game STILL not up yet?!

[proud swallow]

I'm allergic to sushi. Everytime I eat 80 pieces I throw up

[languid pond]

I got another one:
Are you wearing Coyote’s Mask? Our Pack Instincts are kicking in more than usual

[torpid plume]

No I'm still here

[slender atlas]

Blood vessels in one nostril is smaller than the rest and so when my get hot they burst

[long thorn]

60%

[restive lotus]

I am allergic to gluten the worst lol

[restive lotus]

[nimble scroll]

Servers still doesn't work?

[proud swallow]

So is my nephew. Hes difficult to feed when he comes over

[torpid plume]

No I'm still here

[timid sundial]

LEAVE

[slender atlas]

I’m allergic to mayonnaise

[timid sundial]

Let us play pleaseeee

[azure lintel]

still offline

[proud swallow]

What?

[tame barn]

mike please open servers

[restive lotus]

[torpid plume]

I can't, the dev team went home and I'm stuck here till tomorrow.

[verbal fiber]

Just let ISAC fix the game please

[timid sundial]

They locked you in, didn't they?

[unborn ravine]

Your bring the turret, I'll bring the artillery, together we cheese conflict.

[restive lotus]

[slender atlas]

Egg whites, is in mayo and I’m allergic to egg whites

[proud swallow]

It's just eggs and oil. Are you allergic to wggs?

Oic

[nimble scroll]

So does that mean it will still stay offline until another 12 hours

[long thorn]

ok

[torpid plume]

Yeah, They also took my car keys so even if I was to scale the 18ft wall I would be screwed.

[long thorn]

destiny time, buhbye

[native fern]

If today they cannot fix it, most likely, all weekend the game will be OFF

[torpid plume]

Hopefully it's only 12 hours, These guys always leave me here.

[proud swallow]

That's unfortunate. I put mayo on my sandwhich when I want to turn up the heat

[timid sundial]

We're breaking into the dev team's offices and getting Mike out of there

[languid pond]

You like Marksmen’s Rifles? I got a Nemesis in my living room, a Mantis in my Garden and my Ekim’s Long Stick in my bedroom

[slender atlas]

I say we won’t have the game till Tuesday

[languid pond]

(This one deserves a fucking F ngl)

[long thorn]

agree

[nimble scroll]

Even my work place is not this lazy.

If you don't meet the deadlines you are dead

[torpid plume]

Yes rush the entrances I want to go home like the dev team did

[languid pond]

I can work on rejection ones good though, there’s more to work with there

[unborn ravine]

The hampster keeping the serves alive needed a beak, be nice.

[near rivet]

hey guys what should i play; bo3 zombies, far cry 3, fire pro wrestling world, metal gear solid 5 or saints row 2

[proud swallow]

That sounds unhealthy

[near rivet]

they take you to the back and they fucking shoot you in the head

[verbal fiber]

Hey that's pretty good

[tame barn]

BO3 Zombies

[torpid plume]

What kind of beak? Chicken or woodpecker?

[near rivet]

thank you!!

[obtuse sequoia]

why am i getting Mike 01

[languid pond]

It’s ight, workin for nyxx’s dms rn lmao

[near rivet]

oh brother

[torpid plume]

Why not

[nimble scroll]

Yes it is. But still have to pay bills so it's either death or bill and loans☻️☻️

[unborn ravine]

Oof, spelling error.

[proud swallow]

Where do hamsters live?

[slender atlas]

Where i worked you under perform you lose your job

[tame barn]

Der Eisendrache and et the Lightning Bow

[obtuse sequoia]

lmao wtf ur name but yeah I was talking about the game I can’t go in

[timid sundial]

Servers down until tomorrow

[obtuse sequoia]

damnnn

[unborn ravine]

Technically torrmow is in 20 minutes, so don't like to me.

[timid sundial]

Dev team left, and locked Mike in a janitors closet

[near rivet]

i hate der eisendrache which is weird considering how much i love origins

[tame barn]

my servers are up I finally made it........ to the main menu

[near rivet]

its just boring to me

[torpid plume]

Where I worked you don't over perform and smash concrete with a sledgehammer for 3 hours in a heatwave you lose your job

[timid sundial]

At least 12 hours

[torpid plume]

Exactly

[languid pond]

Alright imma shoot a rejection one here:
Are you the Pestilence? You gave me a debuff from the other bodies you dropped

[slender atlas]

Sound like i will give the middle finger and go home

[tame barn]

Can't go wrong with Kino

[proud swallow]

I haven't slept so yesterday is still today and tomorrow is after I sleep

[near rivet]

i'm debating either custom map or gorod krovi

[signal pagoda]

Goodnight Mike-01

[languid pond]

Custom always

Unless you want a classic, then gorod

[tame barn]

custom

[near rivet]

any custom suggestions?

[torpid plume]

See you tomorrow Mike-08

[slender atlas]

It’s nearly 6am for me I haven’t slept yet either @proud swallow

[languid pond]

Call of the Dead remake?

[near rivet]

oh good one

[long thorn]

oh god

[near rivet]

cheers

[long thorn]

get something good please

[languid pond]

Yee yee @near rivet

[tame barn]

twisted minds

[languid pond]

I don’t have a good pc nor the money for it. College sucks

[near rivet]

is that a map

[languid pond]

I’d kill to have custom bo3 zombies, it’s only going up from there with plutonium

[tame barn]

yeah, my go to is usaully nightmare tho

[languid pond]

Rejection or Pickup? I got some cookin and need them to be judged

[long thorn]

pickup lol

[proud swallow]

So why didn't they put anyone on the cover of WWE 2K23? Don't they usually put a wrestler?

[signal pagoda]

Praying when I wake up they have this fixed

[tame barn]

MIKE

wya

[gaunt dust]

Wrong discord bro

[near rivet]

i considered playing that game too

[proud swallow]

Pray now! Don't wait until you wake up

[near rivet]

either that or bo3

[torpid plume]

Still in the Dev team office

[torpid plume]

Who they put on the cover?

[languid pond]

Alright: do you have a mechanical animal? My future be lookin like perfection with you in it

[proud swallow]

There is no one

[gaunt dust]

Is that bad?

[proud swallow]

I have the ps store open on it right now

[warm rover]

https://trello.com/b/F2RU9ia9/the-division-2-known-issues

[tame barn]

You got this, I know its hard carrying the weight of all the peoples needs on your shoulders. You are a legend. We support the hard work you're doing.

[slender atlas]

@proud swallow it’s like running cure, anyone whos was the cover madden had their career ended shortly after

[torpid plume]

Oh so John Cena then

[long thorn]

ROBOT DOG

[restive lotus]

Prays don't work and santas don't exist

[long thorn]

OK YOU WIN

[torpid plume]

❤️

[languid pond]

C:

[proud swallow]

I mean. Saint Nicholas was real

[torpid plume]

So was St Elmo