#☕〡general
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@raw hollow when are these incompetent defenders gonna learn they have to press doku?
When yu get rekt
All barca fans trust
you can also do bq/ivar and sun/lc
@celest mountain yu there
Interesting 

im not a barca fan
Football is dead since laliga lost all its good players fr fr
the prem is legit in our hands fully lol
Golden age of football was when both sides had like full team of stars and some more on the bench
Ronaldo (Brazil) raul, ramos, beckham, cassilas, decko, robinho, carlos, ronaldinho, pouyol, henry, eto'o
I'm defo very unhappy cuz of it
Those games were fun to watch fr fr
Ya that was crazy, then yu also had a young cristiano ronaldo and messi
Fr fr
Xavi, iniesta, xabi
Pique
Ibrahimovic a bit later
Crazy teams till messi and ronaldo left
Yea dude was cray cray
Those game were actually fun to watch
Politics really screwed him over

SON
@wary wing pls share
YES
They’re already bottled 😭
yes
I'm probs going mad, I'm gonna perform moon halo on the piano in front of my entire school on tuesday 

Dunno abt politics and him
Wat
Since when are you a musician
U gonna moon ur class?
Dumbass wat
Yu wouldn't get it
we going into next match
Bros gonna moon his class 
Ey congrats

Promotion
Willem 2 vs Almere City
Winner faces 16th place of Highest dutch division to play in said division for 2026-2027 season
@raw hollow btw
wanna see the Zenless Zone Zero 2.8 Boss

No

Rejoignez
How much money did yall spend on the game
15
million?
...
no
Love, care, stress, couple grey hairs, and a tidy bit of anger
u sure tidy?
and 15 big bucks
some dude tried to put a curse on my entire blood line beacuse i attacked him in "HIS" stone deposit
Yeah, I’m not the angry type 
3 cents and a chewed gum
Damn
That sounds serious
used toliet paper
tfym used toilet paper

Sovy be sweating trying to fill rallies
i dont fill rally
i am the rally

And here I was trying to find an excuse why would need used toilet papers for RoK..
You gotta be sus ha









I love that emoji 😂



😍😂

So there's room for more... noted.
(Anger and grey hairs ofc)
patience as well
is there more room under there?
I'm blaming @hollow roost for that

Now flork is p.. p... phat... thats what i wanted to say

depends on which ruler he used to measure the down under

Why 

Nice ! You'll need more patience with me
Just take the blame




Fact my blame apex emoji crossed all servers is funny af
apex finally takes in all the blames




i will make the daddy apex emoji popular next as retaliation

should I tell her @hollow roost
Send
👀 tell me what ?
did that one cross servers also ? Cuz i kept it private ! .. -ish

Awww i cant use fun things
how is noobzy

Yes what
omg i swear to god
You're keeping secrets from me ???!!
Yes, he has 3 wives and 4 children in Mexico
was he good when he was in your kd
not surprised by that

he did well for the 1 kvk he was there ye
Idk hell he talking about
bro was glazing that kd a whole lot only being there for one kvk
Bros in trouble 
he went afk to go bully the kvk 4 people
didn't know you don't know how emojis are added in here 
I don’t lie 
Cat throwing problems at people's lives fr fr
real
Shhhhhuuuuutttter island is a great movie btw

island?

You don’t know the movie?
i have it in TKC, that's enough
ruz gave me perms to add
i have been behaving tbh
You have
i have 10ish apex emojis made by now
Kinda shocking ngl
Ruz the goat
i only added one to TKC

Can you like stop
ye of little faith
Stop encouraging her maybe?
I'm complimenting Ruz
Sure. Yeah
I still need to buy the cat a cat tree


that ain't a tree
that's a thing you and apex do
But the thing is fun i promise
Barely
You didn't find any more buttons to push ?
@unkempt rapids hi
Serow did you see I tested the ban button in TKC?
Hello
sooo being strapped in is fun?


did you get banned ?
No im whitelisted
Bo66y is mod
I should get ruz to whitelist me
in TKC
Of course, you're a cat.
Don't you want a pretty collar and leash ?

my eyes are still traumatized by the word you sent

I promise it's less scary than what it looks like
apex took precautions knowing you'd push ?
Be a good kitty now or i let them adopt you

we already adopted him
Noobzy mustve had a good time
i don't have a dolphin in the collection though

added a cow recently

I'd run
100km awya from it if possible
Nah, once you're in, there's no way out.
You visited the dungeon.. we all go back to it

Do you want to be the next pet ?
😭😭😭

ok that was a mistake
@hollow roost am i corrupting your chat already ?
its general channel so its okay
Be careful with what you wish for
Dont get the guy fired
I wish for peace to be upon us all 
Never. I am trying to figure out how to accomodate a dolphin in the dungeon.. A water tank is quite extensive.

Can i get an extension to my dungeon and add a lake or so ?

she already has a "tree" made too 😭
If we move the armory a bit to the right maybe
We can adopt the dolphin and drown Kill's enemies in it

how many horrific things are made in there
Great ! Let's start mapping this out
You'll love it. I'll add lights to it.
like a pretty xmas tree

Damn she's creative asf
Don't you want pretty lights and X-mas balls ? I can add some apples for @hollow roost He's fond of them
You don't want me to tell the apple story ?
what kind of "decorations" surely they're not normal
Serow would be a great wattpad story writer 💀

Answer me can I do bastions in home KD ?
no help for you
Kindly not
now I'm curious 👀
Uncurious yourself
any french commander being released soon?
I know some good stories..
Enough french in this game. Let's get something real
Yes
Ok, i'll behave... For now.

hopefully not

another chinese commander? ||I love china tho||
you seem weirdly well versed in the wattpad world. Guess another .. story reader ?
Saturo Martel?
Look... I read what I want in private 
Nahh I want bjorn prime cuz that's my fav character in Vikings 💀, make him cav though
Do you also read about kitties in dungeons playing with the xmas tree ?
that makes no sense
need more Scottish characters
Why 😭
he keeps saying he doesn't want to be there, but keeps sneaking in
They gonna release charlamagne prime
He gonna have 10% additional stats than previous one
he scared my chicken the last time
I shouldnt understand this
martel prime is a more reasonable choice
since when are viking known for cav
Nvm that was dumb suggestion by me 💀

active skill: blocks all damage for 3 seconds and increases counterattack by 50% for 5 seconds
Lmao
I UPVOTE
Jesus christ
That would wreck cavs
@gritty delta u ok lil bro?
socks is recommending me this
Take a walk or sum
@hollow roost is this bannable ?
No cuz I didn't say anything wrong

I just went back home G
What's the fastest farm killing march rn , asking for a friend 👀
holy recommendation
Socks is the goat
Any kd who gets on avg 20-30k vip weekly recruiting ?

beli prime cc 
Quit already
ofc, I would personally use Martel for farm killing… staying pro till the end
Also #1250017362741039206
Going back to high seed?

Loool
every imp kds
nah imps get more probably lol
Some good As got that
Yea u got any rec
That's nice, bruh I'm gonna wreck enemy farms in my next kvk when passes open, I have lvl 5 crit cava boots too 🤣
hopefully egg lets me craft 4th horn
Not rly tbh not extremely familiar w high seed
throwback to socks leeching off alot of stuff from 1960 he almost jumped 2 levels of VIP 🙏
weren’t u ovalawd?
🐋🐳
damn
Yea
bish you spend more than me
the starting point was VIP16 to VIP18 is insane 
@tribal seal
#⛔〡rok․memes 
details supported
ysa nice lawnmowing meme

Buying monthly gems and weekly mats is not whaling 😭
nice pair tho
you still spend more than me


what is the top 3 kds in the game rn
power or kp?
kp
Power is 1002 right?

ig 1001 and 1002 are still… themselves
I mean cmon
Those kds are lovely

1001 finally got a star atleast


1001 first star before Martel prime 😭🥀🥀
If u leave u lose it
dam
Naaa not damn
Tbh everyone should sacrifice those kds so other kds can play normally 
Dump all ur dead accounts in 1001 to 1032 and get them imp
Rest of u can play normal

I saw the credit leaderboard and saw some crazy things
Sun tzu prime before gta6 ahh mem

Quit fr fr

And I’ll trade u
stp prime was predicted

there’s a HORNET in my ROOM
am gonna ping mods they’ll fix it

Or leave window open and pray its gonna go out and not hide somewhere 
get a frog

they're best against insects
halo CCC
alo SSS
KP its 2489 - 1093 - 3308
thanks
ik you wanna be a femboi on a collar and a leash 
ofc
👀
huh, what
yeah silver imp back
but we were without logo
for a while

Leave cat alone
Unless u gonna pay me for him
I have cat up for sale

uh just make him serow slave
ill pay you to give it to serow

@zenith island shhh
nonono


i pay double


dont listen to the slave, put a gag on him this time
O,K. Enough discord today

Cat not for sale


How many gc do you get per day?
1394 is not like any other imps
0
they underperform too much
Whyy
We dont have major spenders. We rarely see gold chests
that's why I left lol
Hello
yes I was, ask skitty abt it

@hard mango confirm for me
Man sometimes I wish I am let into 1960 or it's equivalent for just 1 kvk and allowed to farm. I would be rich in speeds 🤣
dont we all
id get vip 18 in a heartbeat
what's funny, I heard in 1960 they don't give you kp requirements or anything, they just want good players with reasoning and sane enough and committed enough (16+ hours uptime)
Fr
Id go mad if I play for 16 hrs a day 😅
CatAColt was in 1394 in our very early stage where we recruited almsost anything too get 4 alliances going. I believe he was in ETG back then
@zenith island show account now
SHOW
I'm curious, what are your requirements though? Y'all 5 march and stuff? I never heard of imps with no gcs lol kinda surprised
why would I
Mostly we ask contribution. Actual contribution
Makes sense tbf. Hard to have imps going without real commitment

- contribute
- Listen to markers and work together
2 is what I see big kingdoms not do
Jesus christ @keen viper
3251 as an example
farming
A lot of high KP alliances/kds are sttong but they also KP Hunt like crazy
Is 3251 imp too?
High A
How many gcs do we get in an avg a seed per day?
Martel
even if you get to have gc, the chance of getting VIP or gems is low compared to deception, defense and attack boosts

diagnosis: too many imp kvk

Requirements for migration or kvk requirements?
doesnt include 10-15 mains on vacation
It was Abt kvks
We do got gold chests, but occasionally and mostly not in off season. We do do quite a lot of forts in off season tho
could u accept me in 1394
I have his old profile on when he applied too 1394
Btw shinchi returned to rok if anyone watches his videos...

no way
He has a kd skin atm
Gold chests 
I thought you know
But bro is cooked cuz no gear
the scan includes vacation players
am not following the news outside of Charles Martel’s ones
2666 had Uchicha on vacantion
Soo, Minimum is around 5% kills and between 1% to 2% deads based off power. We dont care too much about kills cus we dont KP chase and we are more focused on defending soo we want too ensure people take deads
seems he had a glow up
Son
your account is 7 years old
hmmmmm, should I tho?
I just recently came out of kvk3
if u love Martel, we are best friends


Yep
93T
hmmm, not sure

got 2 vacations off
catapult
my family insisted 
Why do I suck ass at getting KP
How do y'all get to ascendant sage in om, bruh I played 3 hrs today and went from gold 2 to gold 2 😭
cause not using Martel?
You just need to be active
Because you don't ask for help with your marches?
Tbf i don't really care about kp these days. I just found a good kd with a polite community and settled there
@celest mountain Also
Kp chasing is BS, we dont like players like that
practice field fighting instead of being a news reporter 99% of the time
need players to be objective based
-#
Suggested command: </recruit:1374685173886619669>
fck off counselor
@celest mountain Saw our KD trades?? Our total KP gain too KP loss?
nice way to talk to ladies
Yeah true
after acclaim feature was added was during in vacation I'm in and I took another one, I'm gonna cook this kvk 
Yes please
There are a few people that I've asked thousands of times for advice
we did around 21B KP gain this kvk but we lost around 36B KP to enemy. Horrible trades, but we still kept showing up and going and went for the objectives! As long players in 1394 keep playing like that its all good to me! KP gain doesnt win ya kvk,s
actually insane for a casual kd
only kd with multi alliance though
the actual gear please
The last kvk I won was almost 2.5 years ago , 1 year break inbetween though 😅
I saw moct and I knew it wasn't good enough 🙏


I should get a new commander in a few months
My advice
socks meme incoming
- Finish archer gear, rest is dragons breath and pendant with ring for qin
- Dismantle shios, then finish off eternal set for 10% march speed bonus
@celest mountain
yeah working on pendant atm
Also buy some iconic crystals jesus christ
need 18 more fragments
It's a decent gearset tbf
no do dragon breath first
I'll ask socks for it
@celest mountain do u need the ideal setups for gears?
And good armaments id say
Kept showing up for sure 😭🙏
the stats are bad but the inscriptions are fine
Just get wedge gold one on qin
You should use some
Everything
legendary gear

for pieces
@celest mountain All on the legendary gear got it?
2x kvk is better but older archer mains like us have 6x db lol
yup
U dont have the fcking stones too make your gear lvl 1??
he does just never asked for advice
this is the ideal setup for inf @celest mountain
I have 18 left now
I traded 18% this kvk. I just ended up taking deads only got over 2M deads and still had more leftover if we had a KL
uh no
need 10% march speed
kind of
aah
No horn???


tbh its my inf garri set
schmuck will roast your shit if you have no ms btw
in avenges case he should do 2x non set and 4x eternal
ask @hallow grail he's good at equipment tok

Im outdated fr fr
this might be the best open field one
nah your indated
@celest mountain aim for this
Horn/Drum 

4 piece inf always good for field
March speed goated
see


Horn/Drum 
this is what imma do for 2nd inf lel
just like me fr
thats the way governor
horn drum
Waild

I plan to have 6x horn 2x ring 1x pendant and 3x drum
Bruhhh

I'm getting my drums
Are you a seige main? Fk that's insane gear tbf
this egg
just saying, I fcking love this! I am a siege lover
Is it too late to make a seige march? I don't have gear or commanders tbf
All troops were going to. It's the new equipment that was going to be added before people freaked out and they added iconic tiers. So siege got both the new better equipment and the iconic tiers
Thank God for that,id quit if they release new equipment
It's why it gives so many stats
i could make a siege march but 7th quene too hard to get in tech tree
Idk
Does full leadership also work?
show your gear now
yes
Bruh I'm gonna make a seige march fr
Nowhere near as good
as a budget siege set
Can anyone advice me a good starting point for a seige march pls
By what? 5 years?
idk
Gear ik, comms idk
I feel like its a waste
do u not have iconic crystals?
just do it
its free stats
I have 18
exactly
u just need them at 1
why dafuq am I such an idiot in these games
and start critting gear

Bruh just chill, play it your way
Hold on lemme get a snack before i start typing a list
tbh avenge its fine
i do stupid stuff myself as well, such as investing in GG
There should be new siege commanders in a few months anyway
nah you were fine
idc if you were an idiot

uh just heed our advice
i5 boot on all non cav is prio imo
my 5511 gajah 5511 gon will be replaced
yeah but legendary gear > i5
for full set
Yeah probably
yeah thats after you get 5 sets with full yellow gear
yea
If it's one ranged combo commander then it's probably going to be paired with Margaret or Gajah
I have 430+ sculps atm
Just keeping them for future coms
did you iconic your gear

I did iconic qsh gloves
isn't smite better than combo though?
I'm at 2180 sculptures just in case they add a few
iconic them all
or is it just because siege is slow at making rage?
Will iconic head/weapon
we dont have a combo siege
both are good tho
Margaret and Gajah are great at buffing both
no no iconic it all
Not yet 
hmmm
A big buff

js iconic everything bro
yeah that'd be fair enough
new tech made 2x kvk with 4x eternal the new meta hmmm
what are u ever realistically use 18 crystals for anyway unless u plan of going 5 march
since youre going to dismantle
im sitting on 20 wondering what to do w em noe
this acc just unc
Why cant i send images here
Yeah there's not much to do with them nowadays
to expensive to craft new iconic gear
this is mine lmao
yes enjoy the free stats
should I refine eternal night legs?
Seems it

hello bob
yet
No. You need to craft stuff
Hi sov
dont worry until refining until you done 5 march
Do 100 egg spins for blueprints
Uh dont craft that
yeah I used 25 egg for the pendant @flat cliff
Save gems and do 100
@flat cliff what do you think is siege coming?
with the next leadership cycle
Do you mean when?
so after archers
Probably 56 days after the archers
It's not like I've got many fights before then anyway 
Tbh
it wasnt that much
@celest mountain whats avenge news saying about my group?
i think it was like 10k?
it's midnight, I hope you can understand my brain is fried
next is like mix unit right???
20k when I did it
they made it 28k apparently
tbh id say easy top 32 on first look
oh
Bo66y
Holy mid
have you seen alpha's 
Even my nub acc has better primary gear
so next comm release then?
Nope
I’ve been MIA


Alpha vs Vietming

Wait isn't go47 1947?
I don't know
will be fun test to see how long we could last
Nope
yeah 3251 kinda got screwed
Ah dam close enough ig
63DS is a difficult opponent
Only a small chance that I'll play against them anyway
Eh I mixed up names
Js like 2361
Most of the old teams are dead
1093 the goat
Na check jwm
Crazy how yall manage to keep your kingdom alive
93T and 93X 
Albeit it's probs far from their original team
93X has a hard opponent
They been the goats for a long time
I'm sure they'll win
you know who right phil
They only lost to JST by 69 points last season and JST finished 2nd

of course 93X are favorites
but still 62ys isnt an easy one
I played against them
first ark match in 1394
get matched against 62ys


That reduces the likelihood of them winning if they matched woth u
We matched against 93X in ark the other week too

@wild sonnet by any chance you know what happened to 1059?

Why hide result nubi
I have no idea
I wouldn't share the final score of matches
I'm surprised that they somehow got a solid looking ol team together
Hardest match I saw was 93L
Dam
when 93L was still main
bring back 4 alliances
I wanna see that
Maybe
fuck domains and imp limit
alpha
They got some very high power players
yeah

Show
lowkey a deadweight
If you're really interested, perhaps I could make a video about these players, such as which kingdom they immigrated from.
Hell yes I need another one of those
However, I need time to create the forms and collect the data.

that'll be so interesting though, cause another team that's on the same level as other bisghots has appeared
Which one yu talking bout
we are so back.
I've also received some requests asking about the current data status of Chinese servers.
Oho??
1059
Yea
I never heard of them
I really wanna see that tbh
Cuz yu not an unc lmao
lilith mm gotta stop being lazy haha
1059 used to be the former strongest kd in the game
But then they lost ol final 2x to 1052
@raw hollow however
2 imp kvks back to back
before I show hardest
pretty sad
I will try to make it, because my grandfather was recently hospitalized, so I don't have much time to make a more detailed video.
this one was our first non imp kvk loss
@ember meadow

The fate of 1059 was the same as that of 1960.
Second place forever🤣
😭😭😭
@raw hollow
I still think it's crazy how jwm lost 2x to ov
@raw hollow look at avenges nub kd
Wat a nub
funnt part
Wait wat
I bet on OV! 24/7
Is that their 2nd team
Ok makes more sense
this was before I migrated
Cuz else idk wat happened
2nd team from 3 years ago
Yea y'all got massacred against gud teams
massacred is rough
but handled easily yes
Phil
I fell bad for 1 ark match
that happened in 2026
Most of the team probably no longer play the game
3H31 vs 489
@digital grove
Ye ppls quit left and right
3213 vs 489 in ark
Rekt








