Hypothetically…

[novel salmon]

You confess to your crush at 17:48 and she takes 17 different screenshots and sends a skull emoji, wyd?
Not my experience, just hypothetically.

[past scaffold]

confess in person next time noob, can't screenshot sounds

[novel salmon]

Who are you calling a noob? It’s a hypothetical

[novel salmon]

Also wow it’s the rizzy the grizzy guy

[past scaffold]

in this hypothetical situation the character in question

[novel salmon]

k

[hard wave]

Reflect on my use of language and try to learn from the experience. It's likely you made a mistake if it went that horribly and it's recommended you work on both your social and communication skills.

[terse shadow]

Simple: I travel back in time and stop myself from messaging my crush in the first place

All you gotta do is invent a time machine. It ain't that hard

[novel salmon]

Who is you?

This is a hypothetical