choose a superpower but the first person to reply to you picks a side effect

[wanton oak]

self explanatory

[lofty trout]

even tho your power is self explanatory, you will always have to explain it beforehand for it to work

[signal cliff]

The ability to respawn IRL

[lofty trout]

each time you respawn - you are basically a different person, so no connections and/or possesions and documents are no longer accessible to you, rendering you basically homeless

[signal cliff]

Do I keep my memories though?

Because honestly, that'd be all I need

[lofty trout]

you do, you respawned

your identity is the same

you just don‘t have anything to survive as a human being

[signal cliff]

Hmmm

Yeah I'd be fine with that tbh

I'm basically immortal

[lofty trout]

anything you owned before the respawn doesn‘t belong to you anymore, since it can‘t be traced back to you

[lofty trout]

an immortal homeless man wow

[signal cliff]

I'd rather be alive than have a home

But that's just me

I value my life over everything else

[lofty trout]

i mean fair enough but i imagine it would be p hard to enjoy it with such circumstances

[signal cliff]

At the start, yeah

But eventually I'd get so good at building a new life, I could do it with ease

[limber oasis]

my superpower is that i get to pick my own side effect

[limber oasis]

testicular cancer

[stark nexus]

My superpower would be telepathy

[signal cliff]

Every time you use it, you gotta dial the person you wanna communicate with. It's basically just a phone in your mind

So the other person can choose not to answer the "call"

[neat orbit]

Reality manipulation

[signal cliff]

Every time you use it, your body physically ages by 3 years and you can't undo it. Basically, you can only use it a limited number of times until you eventually die

[toxic dawn]

What if I manipulate reality so every living creature lives for 9 more years on top of their normal time?

[signal cliff]

You'd still look like an old man then. For some people, living longer ain't the only thing they wanna do, they wanna look young too

And you can't undo your physical changes because that's part of the side effect

So when you're body is 80, you'll look 80

I personally couldn't care less what I look like as long I get to live as long as possible (with a good quality of life that is)

[stark nexus]

Lmao

[paper ivy]

POWER: I am immune to side effects

[mortal oasis]

side effect: you dont have any power

[paper ivy]

fuck

[olive crystal]

Atomic manipulation. I can create destroy or build atomic structures from scratch.

[limber oasis]

every time you do it you have a 10% chance of a fatal heart failure (will kill you and you can’t do nothing about it)

[olive crystal]

Bruh

[paper ivy]

Ok I have another

I am immune to all diseases and cannot die

[neat orbit]

You cant move :P

[valid girder]

i can teleport to any toilet i have shat in

[paper ivy]

While someone is using it

[paper ivy]

fuck

[valid girder]

shit

[limber oasis]

Hey at least you ain’t gonna be lonely

[signal cliff]

i no longer need to eat or drink things to stay alive

[neat orbit]

You can't move.

[paper ivy]

I can safely eat anything

[lofty trout]

anything you can drink will instantly kill you

[neat tusk]

Immune to any diseases

[signal cliff]

Only on weekends

So Saturday and Sunday only

[neat tusk]

even better

[neat orbit]

Saturday: Sunday: Monday:

[paper ivy]

I'll just eat watery food

[neat orbit]

i dont think watermelon is a good substitute for water

[paper ivy]

Coconut

[neat tusk]

"anything you can drink"

coconut water would count as a drink, no?

[neat orbit]

yeah it would

[valid girder]

ice

you eat ice

you can safely eat all ice and snow

[paper ivy]

No i eat the entire thing

not coconut water

[valid girder]

this blessing and curse all depends on perspective

[signal cliff]

upside: ice is pretty good
downside: your teeth

ice can fuck up your teeth quite a bit

[neat orbit]

no its safe when you eat it

so it dont mess up teeth

[valid girder]

teeth don't get hurt cause of the power

[jagged wagon]

@signal cliff is AFK: sleep

AFK for 7 hours 19 minutes 59 seconds

[valid girder]

you got your 7 hours

wake up vro

[neat orbit]

downside: any time you come into contact with ice/snow it instantly turns into slightly above room temp water instantly

[valid girder]

all food eventually turns into a liquid when its in your body for long enough

the stipulation is that he can safely eat it

so as long as the ice is eaten it can be safely consumed

if you melted the ice before eating it and drank the water it would kill

[neat orbit]

no the point of the side effect is to make the power useless

like yes you can eat ice but when you touch ice it melts instantly

[paper ivy]

Do i have to eat the ice while standing in a freezer so it doesn't melt

[neat orbit]

If it can instantly freeze the ice then ig

[olive crystal]

I can teleport to any location higher than my current location.

[lofty trout]

every time you do so, your body spends the same amount of energy as if you did so by walking up a staircase

[valid girder]

that's not so bad

[lofty trout]

well imagine teleporting on top of the empire state building with this condition

or mt everest

[valid girder]

teleport intermediate distances and rest

[olive crystal]

I would literally due if I ever teleported to the roof of a 10 story building. It ain't bad I can teleport anywhere if the place is just even a inch high

[lofty trout]

well i just ceased your opportunity to visit mt Everest then

good enough grief for me

[valid girder]

your power immediately becomes impossible to use as soon as you are asked to define which direction is up

[azure folio]

Them going to Antarctica:

[olive crystal]

[signal void]

I have the power to provide every addict with fent

[valid girder]

you're the only client

enjoy

[signal void]

we do not consume our product jesse

[inner river]

supersoeed

[signal cliff]

you have to pay $10 every time you want to use it and that $10 increases with inflation

[inner river]

na ima take the $5

[signal cliff]

no

that was a typo smh