#✅-general
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:nuh uh:
But I must decline
YO @solemn lintel WHERE TF IS TACO AND ZED
These powers come with great responsibility
The gif perms is only mod exclusive?
AND SE
i fucking knew u gave it to me
Wait you remember SE??
Taco is all around the world breaking fingers and shit
This blew my mind
I GOT IT TODAY
Yes lmao 🤣
Zed is businessman or something
How do you break shit
You should've seen his finger
It looked deattached
abood if i play only with nova an entire game what would you do
ok we know that henry selick made coraline and nightmare before christmas
but did anyone remember monkeybone yknow a movie that henry selick made
Ur not listening
Bro I was with SE testing out one of his games for his YT video
A long time ago
That's what my gf always tells me
WHAT
How do you break shit
Throw it
That just gets it everywhere
@cobalt relic (sorry for ping dont eat me aaa)
and you still don't listen to me
yeah i can confirm
clap for you
Bombaclatt
hmm
I CANT REACT FAAAHH
is it worth it

reacts with skull emoji
Poor abood
beatbox
stole my idea 💔
as said i never told her to do it
she steal another idea from you as well lmao
💀
whuh hey dudi
Yk I love you but no u alone on dis one twin
💔 💔 💔
dudi the cool bitbox guy
Back to this lmao 🤣 how does the timeline not match 🤣💀
fake people
you are non existent
man
Snakes dont hiss at you anymore, they call you bro, babe or friend
type shit
shit
thats why you were flirting with me in the gc
💔
OH SHI
💀
Good boy or something
TS FRINE ME
Just get em boneless
SOMEONES IN LOVE
You flirt with me all the time shh
I wasn't even speaking I was typing 😢
dont do either of these
Dudiiiiiiii
dani discord yaoi lore when
Now
ELLOO
whawhawha
😍
How you been m8
Holy moly, so many peeps
Soon 💪🤫😍
😭
Hands off my situationship
Good good, pushing the last 2 weeks of my batchlors degree, so I'm hella stressted rn 😭, wby?
DUDI IS MINE
skill issue
nova is fire
Hi crine son
Yoo we got to VC sometime man
Get all the OGs in the call
bro thinks he's mikkel
100%
Lmaaooo
How he even got Minecraft font
@cobalt relic IM BEING BULLIED
monocraft hehe
How!?
its my system default rn
abood lwk mod abusing
its moody bro
for discord you gotta edit css tho
i know thats him
Shitttt dude, what degree?? Good luckkkk either way
you cant be bullied from her
ts might be beautiful🥹
huh
I want Minecraft font on my phone wtf
🥺
dw come to gc twin
hїm
id support that idea
ill go beat her up in dms
hi
...
i swear i remember ya
💀
O-only because you're saying it🥺
you what
Architecture and Urban planning, and I'm going to get Architecture and civil engineering as my masters 🙏
Thats gotta be the hardest one good luck
yeah ik, we talked before lol
throwin hands
makes sense
gang how much did this guy pay to you
right
Yooo dudi call me on snap real fast
to act like this
Fckin aye dude, I know who to call when I build my house 
you think he is materialistic 💔
I LOVE HIM
Ahahaha, 100% I also promised Mikkel to make his ahah
my goat fr

yooo masters?? you how long till bachelors?
i wanted to say a reference to cs but i wont bcuz i would probably get banned or sum
U da real goat
cute ig
Lining up customers already dude
dayum
hey man
dracula?? fire song
dudi building the entire basement gangs house 🤑
except me
no one is safe
yessss 🥹
bro can build a house now ⁉️
Dudi building a diamond house
I got you cuh
bett how much you need
YO WHAT'S GOING ON
hi mikkel
Brother im already doing mine
sO MANY MSSGS
sO
So
Lmaoooo you're skilled Dude, run with it
Your too goated for your bachelor degree
I'm done with my batchlor in 2 weeks, and got my oral in 1 month ish
fire
oooooh niceee
glglgl
hell yea
Say less, building a whole city
Ty ty!!
🤑
Now im thinking going college after high school or doing some little bit business
🥰
SAME
Valid as fuck😭🙏🙏
Shiii im lowk taking a gap year doe
zamn
uni is fun
if you are getting scholarship or loan
loans are stupid
i feel like i am getting payed free
spoiled 😭
eh they dotn take back all the amount
paid* btw
abood can you try redmatch at least once please 😭
starting your life in the negative
don't take my job bro
son
👍
fahh
gatto
Deadass news in my country 
first time huh?
feels like i am getting PAID without doing anything
I was wondering where the daily redmatch ad went😭🙏
HOW is that related
LMAOOOOO
Yeah but its politicians doing about something crazy
it never went
fair enough but i am not gonna work during uni and i need the money so
first time huh?
did the chat gone crazy here?
although studying and working full time isnt really easy
Something i gotta do soon :(
Nope its something wierd sht like senator running away from arrest
first time huh?
bro i cant even handle 5 hws
how yall survive
Nah
nvm we are mods
well you were there today so
😭
bro i am sorry but you are notes arent even that bad
true
well
without work i would be getting full on all
thats the thing
its a nerf
the thing is
Same here i keep my grades not high
which sucks
cuz im doing this for nothing
change your name to notes arent even that bad
😭

😭 🙏

@solemn lintel is making kissy faces at me on snap
gang how do yall deal with academic pressure
shall i ask or not?
no i didnt do them
You asked me to show down 😠
I WANTED TO SEE MORE
Idk
Mods, ban this guy
sure for u gng
ion have snap bro 😭
NO PLS I SUBMIT.... 😈
how would i get the kissy
@frosty shore
bro wasnt he your situation ship like a min ago
love triangles exist
its complicated
love mesh atp
TRUUEEE
love graph 😭
if both of them say smth like "its complicated" it means its true
smh
can i get two people to say abood is dumb 🙏
moody is dumb
you got her insta?
oh right wa got em too
i already have her IG but i aint sending her a FR

yes
Yes we did ❤️😍
did bro get a new girl or what
discord is just gays atp
💀 67
Reacts with skull emoji
🥹gay is happy
why is 67 relevant huh
like happy
what did six tell seven
us
WHAT
7 8 9 hahahaa
Cus everyone dislikes it and it's funny
Daughter ..
no he didn't say anything because numbers don't talk
you have schizophrenia
you should start a standup comedy show
DA T³
BIG T
Triple T🥹

Countered by fire btw
Tung solos
son son son sahur
enough of dani's basement for today...

dont make me tung tung tung sahurt you..
Son 😭

Can you hear me major tung🥺
Sahurt @solemn lintel
yogurt
YO! GURT!
gurt
LMAO
God
this was coachella
i love you
We have this little girl who can't sleep well, nightmares and everything
And she also takes a lot of medication
So tonight
I did magic
I made the medication taste like candy
folk
And she somehow believed it to be true
😭
Did you whisper nightmare into her 3 times
that is really sweet
Thats so wholesum
❤️
You'd make a great parent man
Be my mommy
happy birthday nufshi
Sweetlighting

This is a peak screenshot xD
You too gng😭✌️
If I had a nickel for every time someone screenshotted something I said in an hour I would have two.
Which isnt a lot
make it 3
Or is it
I'm getting rich
Anoda one
Rest up twin💔
Bro, a nickel just hit me in the frickin head
i am
Wtf you mean death sentence
Get off the phone and eep
Feel better
bro can someone teach me c rq
soon soon

printf("Hello, World!");
❤️
Here
C
c stands for cat idk
:3
i love how we are fucking up an entire family tree to program
what
@cobalt relic at least your stomach isn't exploding 😞

it was this morning but i took some pills 😭
havent ate much still
imma go make a burger
Hi lol
and i still dunno how half of it works
Son what are you doing😭😭
😭
I wouldn't eat a burger sick
The grease will make you feel worse
ye
Nah he meant me
air fried
i gotta see what i got in the fridge
YOU CANT EAT HUMANS KEVIN!!
i can 😛

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
shiii dani message
boborsomething
i am kevin burger
Maybe he's recording some right now
hopefully I get to be innit
the whole sub is just "dani is ved"
I had a post with a bunch of upvotes !
Big big chungus😂😂 ts dank🫱
Evan Soda
That'd be @near crane
Nah I know bro
I remember being in VC with Dani a couple months ago and bro was laughing at some of the posts
"IM NOT DEAD!"
Goodbye
it is 8pm
???
Nighty yall
Night
and i havent done anything productive yet
gn
Imagine being 2 hours into the past smh
Why not
i am burntout i guess i cant focus on anything
Nah I felt that
i stared at the same paper for an hour just to close it again 😭
Smh stare at it longer maybe it'll write itself
I wish
Just stare at 2 pieces of metal cus I'm hot and they weld themselves
LMAO
whatchu making?
m,peak
shitting in blender
I gotta sleep its 2am
had to search lwk where the ping was from
working on a gamejam project with my buddy
Might play fortnite
That sounds dangerous 💀
Ayy sick bro
GNG😭😭
You said it not me
round robin

ain't that like uhhh
hf
😭
interesting
Shii I might not idk yet
never done that before
i am doing it for the first time
So how does one Shit in blender
Doesn't that hurt? 💀
it is about tasking in systems or sth
❤️ 100
reacts with heart emoji
yeah, sorting some shi as well
bro been here so long
yeah i mean
still lacks perms sadge
well hello little bnuuy and what are you doing in the bus even 😭
its pretty badass right
yep yep first come first serve n stuff
Nah I know fr
Ask Conrad and Mikkel I never type I just vc
YES
kittyyyyyyy
show it
We had just lost our wonderful cat right after getting this one
fair enough
thats sad 🙁
Send the kitty
kittttyyyyyy
aww
Bro is majestic
awwww how sweet
I summoned you
@faint arrow
cute dandelion
thats so fkin cute
lol didnt even see that
Because he has a brother now named Luigi xD
even better
Graphics settings
🥺🥺 where's Luigi
@mossy peak here ⤴️
Does he have a wife named Peach 🥺
showww
Send
The
Kitty
AWWWWW
Not a flattering picture xD
But this was Mozzarella
kitttyyy
i love this goober
cat
She was the best 😭
:(
Mikkel
Are you ready for a hot DM 😈
cats are awesome
Woah now
💀
Sure xD
Cookie dough cat
You're gonna die laughing watch
Mick I dont think you know my humor xD
If you send him anything 18+ his wife will turn you into swiss cheese
awwwwww
(That was a double layered joke only Mikkel will get)
My humor is broken
(i dont get it)
i can fix you
((my wife isnt swiss))
FUCK
Mikkel is married?? YOURE CHEATING ON ME
what about you and dudi
or is it a side thing
I should know this
Broski yeah
@solemn lintel will always be mine
xd
Y'all down to VC later?
Im at work Mick xd
Obviously when you're off
That'd be 8:30 am tomorrow
Well shit
Lmaooo im at work for another few hours, then more work
Nono cat is loving

Or cat was loving
Looks pissed
She had so much fun haha
Can she understand what you say?
Oh yeah she could
I'm so looking forward to Dani's upcoming video
It's been too long and honestly I wouldn't have started to learn game development if it wasn't for him
me too

this is what mine are. didnt change anything after reinstalling and i dont think i changed anything when i first played the game
muck
muck
no
yes
absolutely not
absolutely YES!
time to uninstall the game and never touch it again
Conversing
ICE MAN TODAY
what am I doing here since 2022
idk'
i feel old
i genualy wanna ask dani hows life going
ask 3vil
hes his best friend
hes probably on a bizzare adventure
prolly rename himself to jojo
its going good for him theres not much more to say
oh okay
really hoping pressa was removed off national treasure :))
How much milk has Dani drank since he last uploaded?
a lot
2 billion
Litres or cartons?
last question, is he leaving youtube or we’ll he just post a video explaining his long break or what
is he gonna confirm that you 2 are dating?
no 999999999 quartubillion
cartons

he would not be uploading now if he was going to leave for good, he would've just not uploaded
This genuinely has more hype than a Fortnite event
hes new video will be karlson probably
probably is a key word here
you'll have to wait and see
:]
also it will be his 69th video
yep
whos karl and why do they have a son
whos son and why do they have a karl
im karl's son
no you are billy

Sonion
whos karlson and why does he have a propeller up his ass
Nobody knows
Ayy congrats
Ty ty
i feel like ultrakill was made like “alright fine if dani wont make karlson il just make it myself but better”
I didn't know Dani was still alive
ayyy
change your pronouns
mb I will rn
💔
sonkil
where were you when karlson is kil
sonultra
❤️🩹
yoooo gzgz
so glad robin got backstabbed or sumn like that
bros gonna be jammin hard
so hyped
hell yeah
ultrakill is just fanmade karlson but with hell
ive been considering getting a keyboard
oh
just dont feel like i have the room atm
🔥
Is it worth typing in honeypot?
so when are we forming a band
would need to think more about positioning
noslrak
its a 1 week mute
lmao
so no
what do you think
ill make it a 1w ban by the end of this weekend
damn
no u will get automatically terminated
ok 👍
joke
only need a couple more things to migrate 3vilbot to v3
then a lot of testing
might be able to do it tomorrow
like the green v1 with the grapple hand
and at that point its a lot easier for me to work on it
wat
who knows
you said somethinga bout the bot not being as sensitive as it is now too, right?
Yeah that'll happen too but not sure if that'll be this weekend
i want to rework how punishments are dealt in general
current bot isnt to hard to avoid tbf. you learn pretty quickly about what can and cant get you muted
yes but takes some reps on the way
yeah i just dont want it trying to mute 1000 people when theres an upload
fair
dw ill do it
<3
would it still be based on a rep system?
i want it to be much more lenient in letting people know long before they get muted how to avoid it
not quite
it'll be much more advanced to set up but much more static and easy to work with for staff
it was peak
it so bad
it will avoid a lot of "what do i do here"
sounds like a nice upgrade
@fickle sluice Pls check out this play by my wife xD
She's the Teemo
since the system will just handle it
might just have to ask for mod back to try it out 
:]
the whole -20 rep thing will be gone aswell, bans will happen based on the infraction
fair
it'll be a weird transitioning period i guess since current cases are not ladder based
its fine ill figure it out
simply better 🕶️
gonna break day 1 of when dani uploads. just watch
Did you see the soraka in the end xD
ultrakill is just fanmade karlson but in hell
well hopefully we will have tested it a bit in here before the upload
yes
ill test in private too but yk
if i play comp and play top I ban teemo
LOL
that damned scout
didnt ultrakill come out before karlson
idk ive barely heard of the game
come out as in come out before dani even announced karlson as a game
it came out september 3 2020
uuh
karlson is ultrakill but without hell..?
karlson is just ultrakill but in heaven
they should make a polymarket prediction for when dani will release
imagine gta 6 before karlson
prime insider trading opportunity
June 17th at 10am CST
so in fact you know something we dont know🤔
June 15
yeah i know it all, theres just not a date yet because its impossible to predict how quickly he will finish the rest of the vid
yeah because it all depends on how much dani is willing to work on it in a day
as long as he isnt straining himself idc
his return will be legendary
cant wait to see wow that was really cool videos again on r/danidev
well not just how much but also how long does it take for him to get used to editing again and when will he be happy with the result
there's a million variables
rest assured its almost definitely not coming out in the next 4 weeks
So 5 weeks it is
: (
dont do me like that man LOL
xD
estimated guess then is <t:1781244000:R>😭
5 and a half just to be sure
absolutely not
maybe june 18th
Brother this is less than 4 weeks
thanks
itll be sometime between now and when dani dies
hopefully
Death is always right around the corner.May he not die young hopefully
what if dani dies tomorrow and karlson releases today
i hope he wont
most art is at its highest price, after the artist dies....
reeeeeeee why do i have to be broke
subnautica 2 finally released and i cant get it rip
oh well
Definitely is not absolutely so it could come out in the next 4 weeks
Nah uh
it is
ive never heard definitely used in a way where absolutely cant replace it
they have the same meaning
Then why did they made 2 words that have the same meaning and if the word is changed to the other word it's still the exact same sentence?
Well there confirmed
definitely is 100%, but i said almost definitely.
the only reason i say that is because I've learned to hedge my bets and be careful about wording
cya
only confirmed because he put "almost". 3vil himself just agreed that definitely does mean absolutely
so uhhhh
we're both right
4 weeks 1 day?
@split lava warned with the following reason:
Do not be intentionally obtuse, especially not with a ping reply after i already said i was going
shi mb i wasnt reading
tut tut cube
so dani won't upload as his birthday gift 😔

no i dont
@grand tiger goodnight girl
I KNOW WE COULDN'T SKYPE TONIGHT
who pinged me
oh
if keeps getting deleted, maybe dont keep trying 
no gif perms until level 20
it's a gif
yoo its ice bear
yo


whos dani?
he was a youtuber back in the day that made devlogs
alr ill search him ujp
Yes
Blud was my fav youtuber back then
no he hasnt been uploading for a while
why is that?
i dont know
alright well hope he comes back soon
me too
😭😭 brah y'all become schizophrenic waiting for him
What's he doing these days does anyone know
i dont know
hes working on a script for some video and he'll take some time to edit it too but he'll come back i have hope
man this dani guy seems cool
yea hes rlly cool
Is it true?
Dani is coming back because if he doesn’t, I’m gonna give him a strongly worded email
Are y'all fr
Nah

Wasn't there news about the megabonk creater being dani
remember what
I don’t know I can’t remember what I remembered
not sure but i honestly think its some guy who purposefully wanted to be identified as dani for clout
I was 13 when I started watching. Him
Im now 18 going to college soon
karlson coming 2020...
Lmao shit has lost its top whislist spot
I met a guy named Carl. Does this mean karlson will be coming out soon
Has anyone debunk it?
not as far as i know
no, 2069
its never going to release gng
Anyone want free month of nitro?
(Requires credit card)
I got it from epic games and i dont need it
If you want it just dm me or if mods allow it i will post the link here
#❓❓-where-dani message
For anyone speculating / wondering about the vedinad = danidev conspiracies, make up your own mind but please refrain from talking about why or why not, and starting arguments in the server about it. Let people have their beliefs for/against the theories. Fighting about it will get you nowhere. Just wait for Dani's next upload.
If you keep trying to bring it up, you will be muted.
?v more like ?insertsomethingmeanhere
?banbagels ( that is mean)
Now imagine if 3vil made a wc for that for some reason
And i accidentally banned you
Anyways gn
gn
@fickle sluice ARE YOU EXCITED for 2 hours and 25 minutes of drake in 3 hours time
that is 41 fucking tracks
😭😭😭
bro
Slightly disruptive message/activity detected, please relax with your messages
Drake releasing a new album?
deadlock is highkey peak
iceman may 15!!
i wish i was good at mobas
Oh cool
deadlock is a moba?
yes?
I’m gonna be honest I’m not interested in drake
what is a moba again?
thats fair enough
a mix of a shooter and a moba but still
league of legends
Are we sharing the same conscience?
rwby wasnt for me
i have a friend whos a big fan
he tried gettin me into it
didnt stick
That’s ok
I’ve been watching it recently, started it last week and I’m almost done with volume 8
isn't the animation lowk kinda buns
welcome back mr. dan
What does that mean?
going 0-11 in a competitive game LMFAOO
I think Dani has just ben playing the longest Cards Against Humanity game of all time.
that game kinda sucks
like at some point it gets old
doing good I guess
dawg I graduated high school like almost 2 years ago
dude I'm gonna be 20 in 12 days
wait what
am i getting you confused with someone
hold up
ohhh i mixed you up with mighti lol
I graduated almost 6 years ago
mb gng
you good mate
i believe mighti IS 16, he turns 17 this june
the last good omens "episode" released (its a 1 hour and 40 minute long episode) and its so good
teared up a bit
drake dropping 3 albums at the same time
fucking hell its actually too much music i wanna sleep
Just listen to it when you wake up
Ain’t no way my goat dani finally said something










