#Patch 9 For switch!
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You're gonna have to wait a while probably.
Patch 10 pc
I have the same joycon colors too lol
the Porting team 🤓
i still dont get how they messed up the launch build of the switch version of hn2
i am on switch and i dont want patch 9, my switch will explode and i like to speedrun it with bugs
True man like it’s annoying
I think christmas 2024 and we got it
Fr now the graphics are alright, the bad thing is auto save there is a freeze of 1 seconds when you do smth
the launc build of the switch version was an early version of the fg from the demo time iirc
no it was basically the FG we had since december 6th but uh really lacking
and it gave birth to this
it seemed early to me bc it had stuff from old teasers and demo anims for quentin but ok
It was this yeah
Have you heard about Hogwarts Legacy?
It doesn't explode and it has excellent graphics
beauty
Maybe beceause it's a big studio ?
You said your switch will explode, so I am not sure what are you trying to say when you say it's a big studio.
I am not trying to say that it needs better graphics
idk how good hn2s optimization is but its gotta be at least ok at best if my crappy laptop can run it at lowest settings poorly
the switch can run things like red dead redemption so it could run it if it had lower graphics
hn2s switch graphics are worse than the worst graphics you can get on hn2 on pc
If SN can somehow run at 60 FS with the Hello Neighbor 2 graphics I don’t see how the actual Hello Neighbor 2 can’t
30 FPS on handheld mode though
Lookmaxxing?
yeah
Sky mastr sorry if I miss pronounced his name
Rdr1 is a game from like 2010 what are you on about
the game is bigger than hello neighbor 2
Better graphics
- Different engine
- way bigger company that worked on it (correct me if it was just a porting company that's small)
Also comparing rockstar to egs is so funny
It's getting extremely annoying when switch players go "Oh my switch can run (insert completely random game here) Why can't it run Hn2 patch 29004 >:(((!!!)
me when I know nothing about how that stuff actually works:
yeah to be honest I'm pretty neutral about whether or not Switch will be touched again with updates
I personally would love to have the switch be updated, I have the pc version fully updated, but a couple months ago I moved into a house that had no wifi, so I had to play games on my switch so I bought hn 2 plus the dlcs which I didn’t have before, when I realized it hadn’t been updated since release, which is quite annoying because the dlcs are still unplayable and broken, and a lot of the features from the pc version like patch 9 and updated puzzles I really think they should get a move on and update it sooner than later i mean other consoles got it months ago
We have patch 3 on switch lol
yup
They're Fnally Working On It?
When you do get it the games gonna be running at like 7 fps
Idc
How do you know it’s not out yet, plus so what it’s better than not having it
You’ll know if the game has another update
Exactly
That's bad optimization on game's part not the switch's fault
The switch is a terrible console tho
me when i lie
No it isn't? It has a lot of exclusives, more than every console which is it's selling point. If you mean that it has terrible hardware you can't compare PS5 from 2020 to Switch from 2017.
Switch runs hogwarts legacy fine which has like 10x bigger map than Hello Neighbor 2
Switch runs worse than ps4
which is from 2013
Funny that the only and ONLY argument switch players can make is "it can run this so why cant it run this"
Switch's selling point isn't the hardware it's the portability and exclusives
Switch runs all console exclusives fine
The importiant thing is the hardware here
it just struggles with third party games
I am telling Zoom that it isn't a terrible console, I was replying to his messages
and you replied to mine message
I hate when people constantly pin it on the porting team and devs because they are in denial that their console with worse hardware than a console from 2013 can't run HN2 any better
Also switch is not big like ps4 so you can't fit the hardware of a ps4 into a switch
Steam deck is a console from 2022
true but the switch still sucks in the hardware section
which is what this post is about, switch patch 9 hn2
Guess we will have to see if the switch can run it
Yap. The switch is trash
Nah only the hardware is trash
Only a very very importiant part of what a console needs to be good is trash
It can run all of nintendo's games fine
because nintendo makes games specifically for switch
and they know all the ins and outs
so they can make great looking games that run great
third party devs really don't have that luxury
Of course if only like 1 person is working on the port
That's not what he said AT ALL
I am saying that it would be faster if at least few people are working on each port. Also nintendo must provide some documentation or api or something so developers can learn. Basically the entire game runs fine on the switch and I am pretty sure patch 9 would run fine too.
There are more people working on the port im pretty sure
It's been over a year which I think is enough time for patch 9 to be ported even if one person is working on the port.
Well obviously not
they probably gave up on porting patch 9 to switch since its just not friggin possible or would blow up your console
They dont just not work on it to annoy you
if it isnt coming out theres probably a good reasn
Or tiny build saw that there are not enough sales on the switch and they won't pay for it to be ported. If they weren't working on it they at least could say don't expect anything or something.
I still think that patch 9 should be possible for the switch to run
i dont think so
at 1 frame per second
as a fellow switch player (kill me) i can confidently say that i doubt HN2 patch 9 will be able to run on the switch at any higher than 12 FPS
Im also a switch user I dont hate the switch
I just hate the switch begging
Put thing on my console because it should be able to run thing because it can run other thing!!!!
i love when i compare hn2 on the switch to batman arkham trilogy on the switch
Hogwarts legacy runs on 30 fps like Hello Neighbor 2. Hogwarts Legacy needs 100x better cpu to run than Hello Neighbor 2 and yet they still run at the same frame rate. This means that Hello Neighbor 2 is not optimized very good, or it can run on 60 fps but developers locked it on 30 fps.
Switch's processor is ARM Cortex-A57 with 4 cores vs i3 4th gen cpu(minimum requirement for Hello Neighbor 2) and switch's cpu is better
Steam's requirements are made for windows which has a lot of bloatware so switch is still better as it runs on it's own os which doesn't use that much resources like windows
There is no reason why patch 9 shouldn't be able to run on switch on at least 30 fps
I love how many times I said that switch players dont have any arguments except "It can run this game so why cant it run on HN2!" yet again thats the first one you use
It's not my argument. I said hogwarts legacy as an example and compared system requirements required to run the game(why I think the code is not well optimized)
Also I proved that a switch should be able to run patch 9
no you didnt
your comparing 2 completely different games
hn2 is not well optimized
switch is not better than windows
they had to optimize the hell out of hn2 for it to be able to run on switch
and people still said it ran poorly
switch still isnt even on patch 3
its on some weird patch 2.5
they couldnt even get it past the first few updates
it hasnt been a year
Check the release date of patch 9
Source?
Still switch can run on minimum requirements even if it is same as windows(which is full of bloatware)
Literally what I said read the message. But still it can run on minimum requirements.
it hasnt been over a year
it was halloween of last year
it hasnt been halloween
Still 9 months
That isnt a year
Hn2 switch is optimized
So the requirements are lower
Thats not close to a full year
that's 75% of a year
and doesnt change anything, switch just wont be able to run patch 9 properly most likely
I literally proved to you that it can run patch 9 using minimum requirements, why do you think it won't be able to run patch 9?
Also like halloween7804 said hn2 for switch is probably optimmized so requirements are lower
I think he meant that it HAD to be toned down SO badly for it to run at all
clearly
Maybe just stop and give up on the patch 9 switch thing because theres a ton of other people saying the exact same stuff and they get the same answer
The answer is it 99.9% isnt coming no matter how many times you ask and no matter how many times you compare other games to hn2
Nah they clearly could do it if they wanted. Just are greedy.
Oh yes
because switch totally wouldnt stack up all the sales
considering most kids are on switch
and hn has a big kid audience
naah they are just greedy
Sales are probably low
He said something else
the switch sucks im sorry
Also you still haven't given me an explanation why do you think that it couldn't run on the switch
any third party game i try to play makes my switch sound like a car trying to start up
We did you just ignore it
and bring up idk
Nope you haven't
"requirements are lower on a different plattform which might also not be fully correct!!! And other games can run on my console with WORSE SPECS than ps4!!!"
"devs are just lazy!!"
Switch literally has just a little better specs than ps3 which came out in like 2007
There is your answer
Still switch's hardware is capable of running hn2
you'll ignore it though
man i love when devs are apparently lazy because they cant get their game to run above 30 fps on the newest update on shittiest console yet
im surprised the game even on patch 2.5 runs above 10 fps
It doesn't matter that it's a little better than ps3 when it can run hn2
It cant run Hn2 obviously when they had to literally butcher the game to be able to run on switch
Source?
literally just play the game on switch
Also it's logical that requirements would be lower on consoles not on pc.
but still as I said patch 9 can be run on switch because of the minimum requirements
no it doesn't bro
It does
(it does)
I literally looked up switch gamepaly
Check your resolution
as a switch player i can indeed confirm the switch version looks like this
I can literally screenshot you that it doesn't look like that
This video is a walkthrough of the game Hello Neighbor 2 on Nintendo switch. This video will show you how to complete the game when playing the Nintendo Switch version.
ok
Its on 1080p
fake i guess
you'd think if switch was capable of running the newer patches they would have brought it there BECAUSAE
since it doesn't look like that
its not fake bro
But they CANT
source?
Lemme screenshot you
i have the game on the switch
as someone who sadly got hn2 on switch before pc or xbox i can say that yes it does look like shit
provide screenshot mine doesn't look like that
You keep saying you'll get us a screenshot
of yours
then you just keep demanding screenshots of others
send yours already
heres a screenshot
I love counting pixels and polygons
it looks like shit
theres no way anyones doubting this
also the game from what I've heard studders extremely
yeah
Is that correct?
it does
i aint played switch hn2 in a while but i can say that it was a mistake porting it to switch
theres a lag spike every time you pick up an item because of that autosave
yeah
The whole switch thing is gonna be a curse to HN2 forever
Shouldve never released in the first place
idk why the hell they released it how it was
it wasnt even the game
the launch ver
it was from before that it felt
had demo anim
s
another
sending
PC
Looks like shit even when you took a perfectly alligned picture so it wouldnt show the awful lighting n stuff
patch which added that didn't even release on switch
compared how it looks in the video vs how it is
How it is still looks shit
theres no way bros denying that
In denial that patch 9 wont come out on switch and it's totally all the devs fault
because they are too lazy to make patch 9 on switch
devil devs
its totally not the fault that the switch is the weakest console on the market
I don't mind awful lightning
clearly the EVIL former lead game designer made this decision.
because they're greeedy???
only good thing to come out of hn2 switch is this
he only want MONEY.
And thats why they will NEVER port updates to switch because thats where a lot of Hn's audience probably is
Because
so greedy
dont want money?
I don't care about the lighting honestly they just need to port patch 9 which is possible as I compared minimum requirements
4 fps
Ignoring all evidence that it is possible
Well Zeda have u tried how the game runs on said requirements?
fine
which I literally proved
5 fps
real
no you havent
Did you?
No im not the one making up stuff so I can say the devs are lazy and its not the consoles fault
Oh boy
I cant imagine how fun it would be to play patch 9 on switch
and just get a studder everytime you place a board
its totally not the console's fault!
They hired a porting team and they don't want to pay them to port other patches since they know that little kids will still buy it since they don't know patch 9 is not on the switch
while already having 10 fps
devs are so evil
Who said they are evil
just ignore how every other 3rd party game still runs like shit!!
evil lazy devs
oh tB... oh EGS... oh Alex.... oh madorium
Explain please.
sorry this just gave me ptsd of that post
I proved that it can run looking at the requirements
play any 3rd party indie game on the switch
Counter argument?
You just keep bringing up the same 1 or 2 points
they all run terribly
Yeah weve been doing counter arguments the whole time
you just dismiss them
because you wanna deny anything that means patch 9 wont make it to switch
I replied to all of them
aka in denial that the switch is bad (in terms of specs)
You didnt actually check if the game runs well on those specs so you dont have any proof either
I have proof, I looked at the minimum requirements and compared the cpu to switch's cpu
also when i played jedi survivor on i5-13400F it worked fine even tho the devs said that recommended is intel's 17th gen
This is literally that post 2.0
The same 2 points...
either its "it can run this why cant it run this" or "i compare specs which I didnt actually check if they run well"
this is the dumbest argument hello neighbor has seen
Just saying that sometimes requirements are not correct and they could run on lower
tinybuild tested the game on i3 processor and it works
switch's cpu is better than that i3 processor
where are you getitng this stuff from lool
which means that it can run patch 9
erm...
that was your first mistake
the wiki that anyone can edit?
Which is also well maintained
- minimum requirements mean the game can boot
and not crash
- they're probably from launch
source?
Dude you are so in denial
my source is common sense
MINIMUM
requirements
Do you know the meaning of MINIMUM
copium
the cope is CRAZY
daym over 300 messages
also switch is probably optimized so it would run on lower requirements than that
This post goes crazy
- windows is full of bloatware
uugghh
when patch 9 switch...
These LAZY deevvss
I want patch 9 on my console with specs from 2010!
NOW!!!
Ik how you can play patch 9
the nintendo switch after i open the back and start pulling the crank handle that starts its engine
buy a PC
or smth else
I have a good pc
Then play patch 9 on it
other than a switch
won't support the devs
Ok
what
sounds like a you-problem
Switch very trash
Says someone who has a roblox pfp
what???
game for kids
i wont support the devs because they wont port patch 9 to a shitty console
do you know what HN's target demographic is?
yes
no you don't
The hypocrisy
the copium
Also roblox is dope
hypocitisy and copium 100
Already supported on one device
what do you guys think of pineapple on pizza
this is actually the new "oh alex... oh madoroium" post
pineapple on pizza is disgusting
ew
opression
never tried it
you should
You get killed in italy if you put pinapple on pizza
Nope would rather die
they literally cuss you out for asking for pinapple
well im not in italy, am i
but pizza is
this is the copium and off topic thread now
Conclusion: patch 9 wont get on switch bye bye
guys do you know what hello neighborr idzs?
sad truth
Thank you for accepting it
in the hn2 feedback
the only truth
Now play hn2 patch 2.5 on switch or buy it on pc for patch 9
play alpha 1.3 instead
honestly the switch is just holding hn2 back
i played hello neighbor alpha
I dont get why it was dropped on last gen consoles at all when it was kind of advertised like a next gen game
idk
so people on those consoles could play the game
I hope switch 2 is backwards compatible
more people able to play = more money (hopefully)
and they update it there
the switch 2 could run hn2 with 60 fps but if it was high grachips then it would running 30 fps on switch 2
the switch 2 has almost the same power as ps4
Is that like leaked stuff?
ye
so its still worse than the steam deck?
isnt valve releasing a steam deck 2 in like 2027 or something appereantly
nintendo really needs to step their game up
ye
Tbh i rather just buy a switch lite cuz the oled has the same Performance as the lite switch
I wish I wouldve bought a switch lite
since I barely use the dock
switch with dock is only good for people who dont have a different device
they said the oled will come with 8 gb ram but when it released it only came with 4 gb ram
not confirmed
i mean if you can believe a random person on the internet
do you not know what MINIMUM means???????
minimum is the lowest possible
reccomended means that the game is able to be run on good fps
thats how steams minimum and reccomended work
Isn’t that what they meant already?
no theyre saying that minimum means the game is just able to run on that
and that there still could be lower or something stupid
?????
did you watch too much sheeprampage
So why can’t the switch run patch 9?
because it just cant
switch is not good enough
I personally don’t think so
Depends on the porting team
People from panic button can make it work
Since they worked on bigger ports before
also, whoever the current porting team is couldnt even get it to patch 3
Wasn’t the team made up of 6 people?
Couldn’t find anything about the team other than people on this discord server saying there was only 6 people or smt like that
please let this post die pleaseee
Nah
chat i overclocked my switch and hn2 was able to run 60 FPS but my switch was overheated so yea the porting team needs to turn the grachips up
so yea it needs to be capped 30 FPS
Version 0 doesn’t even lag
Of course that’s version 0 we’re talking about patch 9 or version 9 I guess
Version 0 did lag, but it was just a few stutters there and there
Patch 2 lags cuz it’s essentially a rushed port of the ps4/xbox one version
source: trust me bro
also bro is trying to be caseoh 💀
whos caseoh?
bro you literally have a pfp of him(roblox character edition)
you know who caseoh is
its a 1x1 lego piece get it right
What does that even have to do with what we are talking about?
This is nothing to do with the post
Let’s just move on back to the topic
Alright?
He said chat
Even if he is doing a caseoh impression does it matter
how is this relevant
He also has a caseoh pfp and caseoh says chat
it doesn't I just replied to him that he's trying to impersonate caseoh after he said chat
why are you ignoring that he has a pfp of caseoh
hes tryna imersonate caseoh?
thats like saying you're impersonating pikachu
its dumb
It's a pfp lol
I don't say pika pika like he says chat
still no one says chat in a chat
in a discord chat it's the first time I have seen that someone says chat
Anyways let's just go back to the original topic
Listen, they wont make it I tried multiple times
finally someone who understand
not before patch 10 releases at least
You modded your switch?
No he just has common sense
No I asked them
ok
how is this thread still alive
Who did you ask, the porting team or tinybuild? From the original message it doesn't seem like you asked but "tried".
my question still stands
Cool, common sense for you is I tried playing patch 9 on the switch 2 I can't
common sense for you is "I want patch 9 on switch!!! Why cant I have it, I want it!!! Give it to me!!!"
Source: trust me bro
Check what you replied to
No, I am not?
It can run on the switch but tinybuild went over budget with their cartoon
40$ isn't enough for an overpriced game with no neural network(which was promised) to receive updates
Ngl, you are not doing yourself any favors
You can barely make an argument without sounding brash or straight up rude
Ooh noo 40$ is not enough for a game to receive updates on all of the consoles and have neural network and more interactable items how would soggycornflakes say.
Who are you referring to
you expected neurel network to actually work in a hn game?
Zeda
It was promised to us
once?
Yeah but that was years ago
twice?
old art was also kinda promised and I love the shit out of it but I dont complain
was on the steam page even after release
No it was taken off before launch
it was hella unoptimized tho so
in november or something
We are no longer talking about the switch version no more, which is what the post is about
or patch 9
seems common in feedback for hn2
can someone make this not able to be typed in anymore this isnt on topic even
Everyone keeps saying that it can't run on the switch even tho the switch's os is more optimized than linux and has a better cpu than the minimum requirements.
Although, you yourself have diverted from the switch topic for other mundane things
You were no longer talking about the switch a few moments ago
I made more than enough arguments
Poorly constructed arguments
Since your behavior often got in the way of your words
Which means no one will listen to you
Ping mods to close the feedback
Quick!
How am I rude more than anyone else
before he can say the same shit again!
You constantly diverted from topic and sometimes acted condescending instead of making a proper argument. And just because someone is else is rude, doesn’t mean that you should be too
I won’t send anything any further, and I’ll try to get mods to close this thread
Haven't diverted off the topic
Others replied to a message which was supposed to be a joke
And what I was supposed to do after they asked me something, be silent?
It works
Aight
Suggestion posts are not posts for arguments or fights, we want them to be focused because our devs read them.
That’ll the problem, this post is devolving into an argument
yeah and offtopic by a long shot
So, since the idea has already been passed on, I'm closing here