#Patch 9 For switch!

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blissful rose
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theyre already working on it

final nimbus
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You're gonna have to wait a while probably.

thin knoll
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Patch 10 pc

visual osprey
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I have the same joycon colors too lol

autumn flame
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There have been like 10000 feedbacks asking for this

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they know

jagged furnace
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the Porting team 🤓

final nimbus
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i still dont get how they messed up the launch build of the switch version of hn2

soft crown
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i am on switch and i dont want patch 9, my switch will explode and i like to speedrun it with bugs

unborn prawn
soft crown
soft crown
final nimbus
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the launc build of the switch version was an early version of the fg from the demo time iirc

visual osprey
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no it was basically the FG we had since december 6th but uh really lacking

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and it gave birth to this

final nimbus
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it seemed early to me bc it had stuff from old teasers and demo anims for quentin but ok

regal spindle
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It doesn't explode and it has excellent graphics

hidden delta
soft crown
regal spindle
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I am not trying to say that it needs better graphics

final nimbus
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idk how good hn2s optimization is but its gotta be at least ok at best if my crappy laptop can run it at lowest settings poorly

hidden delta
final nimbus
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hn2s switch graphics are worse than the worst graphics you can get on hn2 on pc

feral wasp
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If SN can somehow run at 60 FS with the Hello Neighbor 2 graphics I don’t see how the actual Hello Neighbor 2 can’t

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30 FPS on handheld mode though

austere girder
visual osprey
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yeah

unborn prawn
autumn flame
hidden delta
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the game is bigger than hello neighbor 2

hoary flume
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Better graphics

autumn flame
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  1. Different engine
  2. way bigger company that worked on it (correct me if it was just a porting company that's small)
hoary flume
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Also comparing rockstar to egs is so funny

autumn flame
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It's getting extremely annoying when switch players go "Oh my switch can run (insert completely random game here) Why can't it run Hn2 patch 29004 >:(((!!!)

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me when I know nothing about how that stuff actually works:

visual osprey
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yeah to be honest I'm pretty neutral about whether or not Switch will be touched again with updates

cunning jackal
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I personally would love to have the switch be updated, I have the pc version fully updated, but a couple months ago I moved into a house that had no wifi, so I had to play games on my switch so I bought hn 2 plus the dlcs which I didn’t have before, when I realized it hadn’t been updated since release, which is quite annoying because the dlcs are still unplayable and broken, and a lot of the features from the pc version like patch 9 and updated puzzles I really think they should get a move on and update it sooner than later i mean other consoles got it months ago

cunning jackal
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We do?

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Why can’t I update

final nimbus
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bc patch 2 and 3 are one update on switch iirc

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and is rly weird

visual osprey
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yup

winged sundial
cunning jackal
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Bro I’m actually begging for it

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I spent 70 bucks I want the full game😭😭

inner skiff
cunning jackal
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Idc

cunning jackal
feral wasp
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You’ll know if the game has another update

cunning jackal
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Exactly

regal spindle
inner skiff
glacial arch
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me when i lie

regal spindle
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Switch runs hogwarts legacy fine which has like 10x bigger map than Hello Neighbor 2

autumn flame
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which is from 2013

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Funny that the only and ONLY argument switch players can make is "it can run this so why cant it run this"

regal spindle
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Switch's selling point isn't the hardware it's the portability and exclusives

autumn flame
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yeah

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and?

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How is that related to HN2

glacial arch
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Switch runs all console exclusives fine

autumn flame
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The importiant thing is the hardware here

glacial arch
regal spindle
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and you replied to mine message

autumn flame
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I hate when people constantly pin it on the porting team and devs because they are in denial that their console with worse hardware than a console from 2013 can't run HN2 any better

regal spindle
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Also switch is not big like ps4 so you can't fit the hardware of a ps4 into a switch

autumn flame
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Steam deck moment

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I love playing RDR2 on my portable device

regal spindle
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Steam deck is a console from 2022

autumn flame
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true but the switch still sucks in the hardware section

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which is what this post is about, switch patch 9 hn2

regal spindle
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Guess we will have to see if the switch can run it

ebon kayak
regal spindle
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Nah only the hardware is trash

autumn flame
regal spindle
glacial arch
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because nintendo makes games specifically for switch

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and they know all the ins and outs

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so they can make great looking games that run great

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third party devs really don't have that luxury

regal spindle
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Of course if only like 1 person is working on the port

autumn flame
regal spindle
# autumn flame That's not what he said AT ALL

I am saying that it would be faster if at least few people are working on each port. Also nintendo must provide some documentation or api or something so developers can learn. Basically the entire game runs fine on the switch and I am pretty sure patch 9 would run fine too.

autumn flame
regal spindle
autumn flame
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they probably gave up on porting patch 9 to switch since its just not friggin possible or would blow up your console

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They dont just not work on it to annoy you

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if it isnt coming out theres probably a good reasn

regal spindle
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Or tiny build saw that there are not enough sales on the switch and they won't pay for it to be ported. If they weren't working on it they at least could say don't expect anything or something.

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I still think that patch 9 should be possible for the switch to run

runic eagle
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i dont think so

autumn flame
runic eagle
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as a fellow switch player (kill me) i can confidently say that i doubt HN2 patch 9 will be able to run on the switch at any higher than 12 FPS

autumn flame
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Im also a switch user I dont hate the switch

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I just hate the switch begging

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Put thing on my console because it should be able to run thing because it can run other thing!!!!

runic eagle
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i love when i compare hn2 on the switch to batman arkham trilogy on the switch

regal spindle
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Hogwarts legacy runs on 30 fps like Hello Neighbor 2. Hogwarts Legacy needs 100x better cpu to run than Hello Neighbor 2 and yet they still run at the same frame rate. This means that Hello Neighbor 2 is not optimized very good, or it can run on 60 fps but developers locked it on 30 fps.

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Switch's processor is ARM Cortex-A57 with 4 cores vs i3 4th gen cpu(minimum requirement for Hello Neighbor 2) and switch's cpu is better

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Steam's requirements are made for windows which has a lot of bloatware so switch is still better as it runs on it's own os which doesn't use that much resources like windows

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There is no reason why patch 9 shouldn't be able to run on switch on at least 30 fps

autumn flame
regal spindle
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Also I proved that a switch should be able to run patch 9

tiny idol
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your comparing 2 completely different games

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hn2 is not well optimized

tiny idol
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they had to optimize the hell out of hn2 for it to be able to run on switch

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and people still said it ran poorly

tiny idol
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its on some weird patch 2.5

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they couldnt even get it past the first few updates

regal spindle
regal spindle
regal spindle
final nimbus
regal spindle
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Still 9 months

tiny idol
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That isnt a year

tiny idol
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So the requirements are lower

autumn flame
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that's 75% of a year

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and doesnt change anything, switch just wont be able to run patch 9 properly most likely

regal spindle
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Also like halloween7804 said hn2 for switch is probably optimmized so requirements are lower

autumn flame
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Halloween also said that

autumn flame
autumn flame
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Maybe just stop and give up on the patch 9 switch thing because theres a ton of other people saying the exact same stuff and they get the same answer

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The answer is it 99.9% isnt coming no matter how many times you ask and no matter how many times you compare other games to hn2

regal spindle
autumn flame
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because switch totally wouldnt stack up all the sales

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considering most kids are on switch

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and hn has a big kid audience

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naah they are just greedy

regal spindle
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Sales are probably low

runic eagle
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the switch sucks im sorry

regal spindle
runic eagle
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any third party game i try to play makes my switch sound like a car trying to start up

autumn flame
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and bring up idk

regal spindle
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Nope you haven't

autumn flame
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"requirements are lower on a different plattform which might also not be fully correct!!! And other games can run on my console with WORSE SPECS than ps4!!!"

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"devs are just lazy!!"

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Switch literally has just a little better specs than ps3 which came out in like 2007

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There is your answer

regal spindle
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Still switch's hardware is capable of running hn2

autumn flame
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you'll ignore it though

runic eagle
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man i love when devs are apparently lazy because they cant get their game to run above 30 fps on the newest update on shittiest console yet

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im surprised the game even on patch 2.5 runs above 10 fps

regal spindle
autumn flame
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It cant run Hn2 obviously when they had to literally butcher the game to be able to run on switch

regal spindle
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Source?

autumn flame
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Play it?!?!?!

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Source???

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Play it on switch???

runic eagle
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literally just play the game on switch

autumn flame
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See any switch gameplay thats your source

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it looks like shit

regal spindle
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but still as I said patch 9 can be run on switch because of the minimum requirements

autumn flame
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THIS is what the game looks like on switch

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Holllyy crap

regal spindle
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no it doesn't bro

autumn flame
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It does

runic eagle
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(it does)

autumn flame
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I literally looked up switch gamepaly

regal spindle
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Check your resolution

runic eagle
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as a switch player i can indeed confirm the switch version looks like this

regal spindle
autumn flame
runic eagle
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ok

autumn flame
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Its on 1080p

regal spindle
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fake i guess

autumn flame
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you'd think if switch was capable of running the newer patches they would have brought it there BECAUSAE

regal spindle
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since it doesn't look like that

autumn flame
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MONEY

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It makes them more money if they port it to switch

runic eagle
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its not fake bro

autumn flame
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But they CANT

runic eagle
autumn flame
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Yeah exactly lol

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source?

regal spindle
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Lemme screenshot you

runic eagle
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source for how its fake?

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hmm?

regal spindle
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i have the game on the switch

runic eagle
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no way

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i do too

final nimbus
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as someone who sadly got hn2 on switch before pc or xbox i can say that yes it does look like shit

regal spindle
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provide screenshot mine doesn't look like that

autumn flame
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You keep saying you'll get us a screenshot

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of yours

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then you just keep demanding screenshots of others

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send yours already

runic eagle
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heres a screenshot

autumn flame
runic eagle
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it looks like shit

final nimbus
autumn flame
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also the game from what I've heard studders extremely

runic eagle
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yeah

autumn flame
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Is that correct?

runic eagle
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it does

final nimbus
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i aint played switch hn2 in a while but i can say that it was a mistake porting it to switch

runic eagle
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theres a lag spike every time you pick up an item because of that autosave

final nimbus
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yeah

autumn flame
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The whole switch thing is gonna be a curse to HN2 forever

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Shouldve never released in the first place

final nimbus
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idk why the hell they released it how it was

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it wasnt even the game

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the launch ver

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it was from before that it felt

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had demo anim

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s

autumn flame
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I also heard it didnt have seocnd floor

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of neighbors house?

final nimbus
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yep

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and the bakery clock puzzle is gone

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replaced the clock hand with the button

runic eagle
regal spindle
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sending

autumn flame
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PC

regal spindle
autumn flame
regal spindle
autumn flame
# regal spindle

Looks like shit even when you took a perfectly alligned picture so it wouldnt show the awful lighting n stuff

regal spindle
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patch which added that didn't even release on switch

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compared how it looks in the video vs how it is

autumn flame
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How it is still looks shit

final nimbus
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theres no way bros denying that

autumn flame
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In denial that patch 9 wont come out on switch and it's totally all the devs fault

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because they are too lazy to make patch 9 on switch

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devil devs

runic eagle
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its totally not the fault that the switch is the weakest console on the market

autumn flame
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No its the devs they're EVIL

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They dont want the money from switch sales

regal spindle
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I don't mind awful lightning

runic eagle
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clearly the EVIL former lead game designer made this decision.

autumn flame
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because they're greeedy???

final nimbus
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only good thing to come out of hn2 switch is this

runic eagle
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he only want MONEY.

autumn flame
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Because

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so greedy

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dont want money?

regal spindle
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I don't care about the lighting honestly they just need to port patch 9 which is possible as I compared minimum requirements

runic eagle
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4 fps

regal spindle
autumn flame
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Well Zeda have u tried how the game runs on said requirements?

runic eagle
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fine

regal spindle
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which I literally proved

runic eagle
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5 fps

final nimbus
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real

autumn flame
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No im not the one making up stuff so I can say the devs are lazy and its not the consoles fault

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Oh boy

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I cant imagine how fun it would be to play patch 9 on switch

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and just get a studder everytime you place a board

runic eagle
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its totally not the console's fault!

regal spindle
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They hired a porting team and they don't want to pay them to port other patches since they know that little kids will still buy it since they don't know patch 9 is not on the switch

autumn flame
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while already having 10 fps

regal spindle
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Who said they are evil

runic eagle
autumn flame
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evil lazy devs

runic eagle
regal spindle
runic eagle
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sorry this just gave me ptsd of that post

regal spindle
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I proved that it can run looking at the requirements

runic eagle
autumn flame
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You didnt

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prove anything

regal spindle
autumn flame
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You just keep bringing up the same 1 or 2 points

runic eagle
autumn flame
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Yeah weve been doing counter arguments the whole time

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you just dismiss them

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because you wanna deny anything that means patch 9 wont make it to switch

regal spindle
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I replied to all of them

autumn flame
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aka in denial that the switch is bad (in terms of specs)

autumn flame
regal spindle
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I have proof, I looked at the minimum requirements and compared the cpu to switch's cpu

autumn flame
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dude...

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did you read any of what I just wrote

regal spindle
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also when i played jedi survivor on i5-13400F it worked fine even tho the devs said that recommended is intel's 17th gen

autumn flame
autumn flame
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either its "it can run this why cant it run this" or "i compare specs which I didnt actually check if they run well"

runic eagle
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this other game made by AAA game studios can run well!

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why cant the indie game!!

final nimbus
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this is the dumbest argument hello neighbor has seen

regal spindle
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tinybuild tested the game on i3 processor and it works

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switch's cpu is better than that i3 processor

autumn flame
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where are you getitng this stuff from lool

regal spindle
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which means that it can run patch 9

runic eagle
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erm...

regal spindle
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steam's hn2 page

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and wikipedia

autumn flame
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Oh no

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wiki source

final nimbus
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that was your first mistake

runic eagle
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the wiki that anyone can edit?

regal spindle
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Which is also well maintained

autumn flame
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and not crash

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  • they're probably from launch
regal spindle
autumn flame
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Dude you are so in denial

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my source is common sense

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MINIMUM

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requirements

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Do you know the meaning of MINIMUM

final nimbus
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copium

regal spindle
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minimum requirements means that the game is playable

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on those specs

autumn flame
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In maybe a terrible state

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  • theyre from launch
runic eagle
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the cope is CRAZY

paper fossil
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daym over 300 messages

regal spindle
autumn flame
regal spindle
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  • windows is full of bloatware
autumn flame
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uugghh

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when patch 9 switch...

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These LAZY deevvss

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I want patch 9 on my console with specs from 2010!

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NOW!!!

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Ik how you can play patch 9

runic eagle
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the nintendo switch after i open the back and start pulling the crank handle that starts its engine

autumn flame
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buy a PC

final nimbus
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or smth else

regal spindle
autumn flame
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Then play patch 9 on it

final nimbus
regal spindle
autumn flame
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Ok

runic eagle
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what

autumn flame
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sounds like a you-problem

paper fossil
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Switch very trash

regal spindle
glacial arch
regal spindle
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game for kids

runic eagle
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i wont support the devs because they wont port patch 9 to a shitty console

autumn flame
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YOU KNOW

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what server ur in??

glacial arch
regal spindle
glacial arch
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no you don't

autumn flame
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The hypocrisy

runic eagle
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the copium

autumn flame
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Also roblox is dope

final nimbus
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hypocitisy and copium 100

regal spindle
glacial arch
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what do you guys think of pineapple on pizza

runic eagle
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this is actually the new "oh alex... oh madoroium" post

regal spindle
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pineapple on pizza is disgusting

glacial arch
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opression

runic eagle
glacial arch
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you should

autumn flame
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You get killed in italy if you put pinapple on pizza

regal spindle
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Nope would rather die

autumn flame
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they literally cuss you out for asking for pinapple

glacial arch
autumn flame
final nimbus
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this is the copium and off topic thread now

autumn flame
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Conclusion: patch 9 wont get on switch bye bye

glacial arch
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guys do you know what hello neighborr idzs?

regal spindle
autumn flame
final nimbus
runic eagle
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the only truth

autumn flame
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Now play hn2 patch 2.5 on switch or buy it on pc for patch 9

glacial arch
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play alpha 1.3 instead

runic eagle
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honestly the switch is just holding hn2 back

regal spindle
autumn flame
runic eagle
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idk

glacial arch
regal spindle
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I hope switch 2 is backwards compatible

glacial arch
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more people able to play = more money (hopefully)

regal spindle
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and they update it there

paper fossil
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the switch 2 could run hn2 with 60 fps but if it was high grachips then it would running 30 fps on switch 2

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the switch 2 has almost the same power as ps4

autumn flame
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Is that like leaked stuff?

paper fossil
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ye

autumn flame
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so its still worse than the steam deck?

paper fossil
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but not the hn2 fps

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maybe

autumn flame
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isnt valve releasing a steam deck 2 in like 2027 or something appereantly

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nintendo really needs to step their game up

paper fossil
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ye

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Tbh i rather just buy a switch lite cuz the oled has the same Performance as the lite switch

autumn flame
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I wish I wouldve bought a switch lite

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since I barely use the dock

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switch with dock is only good for people who dont have a different device

paper fossil
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they said the oled will come with 8 gb ram but when it released it only came with 4 gb ram

regal spindle
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i mean if you can believe a random person on the internet

bronze igloo
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What the hell is happening

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Fighting with tooth and nails over here

tiny idol
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minimum is the lowest possible

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reccomended means that the game is able to be run on good fps

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thats how steams minimum and reccomended work

bronze igloo
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Isn’t that what they meant already?

tiny idol
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no theyre saying that minimum means the game is just able to run on that

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and that there still could be lower or something stupid

tiny idol
bronze igloo
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Imma need a tldr over here cuz there’s like 200+ messages

tiny idol
bronze igloo
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So why can’t the switch run patch 9?

tiny idol
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because it just cant

bronze igloo
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You didn’t answer the question

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Just give me specifics

tiny idol
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switch is not good enough

bronze igloo
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I personally don’t think so

tiny idol
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and they probably cant optimize it anymore

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without it looking like shit

bronze igloo
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Depends on the porting team

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People from panic button can make it work

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Since they worked on bigger ports before

tiny idol
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also, whoever the current porting team is couldnt even get it to patch 3

bronze igloo
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Wasn’t the team made up of 6 people?

bronze igloo
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Couldn’t find anything about the team other than people on this discord server saying there was only 6 people or smt like that

autumn flame
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please let this post die pleaseee

bronze igloo
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Nah

paper fossil
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chat i overclocked my switch and hn2 was able to run 60 FPS but my switch was overheated so yea the porting team needs to turn the grachips up

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so yea it needs to be capped 30 FPS

feral wasp
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Version 0 doesn’t even lag

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Of course that’s version 0 we’re talking about patch 9 or version 9 I guess

bronze igloo
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Version 0 did lag, but it was just a few stutters there and there

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Patch 2 lags cuz it’s essentially a rushed port of the ps4/xbox one version

regal spindle
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also bro is trying to be caseoh 💀

paper fossil
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whos caseoh?

regal spindle
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bro you literally have a pfp of him(roblox character edition)

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you know who caseoh is

final nimbus
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its a 1x1 lego piece get it right

bronze igloo
feral wasp
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This is nothing to do with the post

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Let’s just move on back to the topic

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Alright?

final nimbus
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ok?

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chat can mean any chat

autumn flame
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how is this relevant

regal spindle
regal spindle
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why are you ignoring that he has a pfp of caseoh

final nimbus
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hes tryna imersonate caseoh?

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thats like saying you're impersonating pikachu

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its dumb

regal spindle
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I don't say pika pika like he says chat

final nimbus
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chat can mean any chat

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discord chat

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exists

regal spindle
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still no one says chat in a chat

regal spindle
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in a discord chat it's the first time I have seen that someone says chat

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Anyways let's just go back to the original topic

tired adder
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Listen, they wont make it I tried multiple times

soft crown
final nimbus
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not before patch 10 releases at least

regal spindle
autumn flame
tired adder
final nimbus
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how is this thread still alive

regal spindle
final nimbus
regal spindle
autumn flame
final nimbus
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few people in hng have common sense is what ive gathered

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here

regal spindle
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Check what you replied to

autumn flame
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Source: you're a patch 9 beggar

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Ouugh give me patch 9

regal spindle
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No, I am not?

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It can run on the switch but tinybuild went over budget with their cartoon

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40$ isn't enough for an overpriced game with no neural network(which was promised) to receive updates

bronze igloo
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Ngl, you are not doing yourself any favors

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You can barely make an argument without sounding brash or straight up rude

regal spindle
autumn flame
final nimbus
bronze igloo
regal spindle
final nimbus
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once?

autumn flame
final nimbus
autumn flame
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old art was also kinda promised and I love the shit out of it but I dont complain

regal spindle
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was on the steam page even after release

autumn flame
final nimbus
autumn flame
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in november or something

bronze igloo
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We are no longer talking about the switch version no more, which is what the post is about

final nimbus
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or patch 9

bronze igloo
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True

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We have lost the plot

final nimbus
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seems common in feedback for hn2

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can someone make this not able to be typed in anymore this isnt on topic even

regal spindle
bronze igloo
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Although, you yourself have diverted from the switch topic for other mundane things

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You were no longer talking about the switch a few moments ago

regal spindle
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I made more than enough arguments

bronze igloo
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Poorly constructed arguments

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Since your behavior often got in the way of your words

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Which means no one will listen to you

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Ping mods to close the feedback

final nimbus
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Quick!

regal spindle
final nimbus
bronze igloo
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You constantly diverted from topic and sometimes acted condescending instead of making a proper argument. And just because someone is else is rude, doesn’t mean that you should be too

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I won’t send anything any further, and I’ll try to get mods to close this thread

regal spindle
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Haven't diverted off the topic

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Others replied to a message which was supposed to be a joke

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And what I was supposed to do after they asked me something, be silent?

bronze igloo
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<@&1162799252192379000>

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Let’s see if this works

subtle widget
bronze igloo
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Aight

subtle widget
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Suggestion posts are not posts for arguments or fights, we want them to be focused because our devs read them.

bronze igloo
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That’ll the problem, this post is devolving into an argument

final nimbus
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yeah and offtopic by a long shot

subtle widget
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So, since the idea has already been passed on, I'm closing here