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alright so the HN wiki decides to take my screenshot of ikes legs
I shouldโve not woken up so early I have to wait for editor now
yes
Lmfao
nice
wdym nice inspect element
it's actually different
so funny i forgot to laugh amirite raccoon
yeah and the site is down for me again bruh
oh no
yeah they did change the layout of the site
can u believe its THIS SATURDAY
i wonder if this will be the "get alpha" button
maybe
gimme
when it become june
and then itll take us to the steam page or something
thanks google love u
haha
Then it will Rick Roll you
alex said it would be available from the site so idk
omg guys it updated again
๐ข
honk
and why am i gonna get rekt?
bc u are
hn nostagia when every1 was so hyped for another alpha ๐ฅ
ikr
It's Not inspectet
its all flooding back
It's a new Update of the Website
?
guest gone
it was the same for me and in 5 seconds everything loaded
Panik
Classic and his internet: The return of slow boi
maybe its because im using google translate to look at the site lol
?!
since it isnt loading in my normal browser
google WHAT
translate
try it in wayron croobian Classic, it'll probs work then
The Website is buggy. Why?
it also is for me lol
oh ok it isnt just me
its working fine for me guys
Me: goes to check website.
Also me: kalm
its fine for me
haha
Hello Guest? More like Hello 10fps
Spoiled ungrateful kids with monster PCs : what are you poor?
idk my computer can run HG well so
YoU haVe AccESs tO Hg?!?!
cough prototype cough
yo someone post the HG logo pls
game says prototype
forgot to save it
this?
haha I got it first
thanks guys but imma use StepMan's
๐
his is the official one
not the fanmade one
That's the original one. I stole it from HQ since I found the place
yeah you sneaky boi
definitely og
oh the reason the stuff wasnt showing up on the site was because they added animations to the text and images
Playing Watch_Dogs 2 helped a lot he-he
wait they did?
yeah, when you open the site the image and text fades in and comes in from the sides
thats an area in the map
thats the place in the 1 minute teaser that the player was trying to get into
its this room
we should just wait 3 more days to find out
yeah how about we do that lol
bruh
no
no?
we dont know about betas
but likely
we just know of Alpha 1 and 2
imagine HG beta 1
omg guys Alpha 1.5!!
buggy HG beta 1
HG Alpha 0.5 exists
just like the buggy mess that was beta.1
its the teaser at the end of pilot
it was basically alpha 1 but more unfinished
ike didnt have textures yet
i wonder if we get the non placeholder guest voice
in alpha 1
oh no beta 1
ew
bad
pre alpha's AI was really bad yet people think its the best AI and i have no idea why
The Normal AI is Good
Hes watching tv only on purpose its called the easy ai
after the nightmare he becomes the ai from ai rundown
i dont wanna be nosy but thats actually how hn was developed u have the original/normal site its hello guest(thats hn prealpha) and the trash thing i made(beta 3/final)
after the nightmare he becomes the ai from ai rundown
@orchid moon nope, he becomes the rundown ai after u open the basement and be catched by him its not even rundown ai only sort of
he does more things
https://youtu.be/aPR2oJTGZAc put dispenser here (potis penser here)
That's the way you do it!
mp3 - http://www.mediafire.com/?4z74dqh0thchiko
Music - Dancing Pompokolin(Remix)
#STBlackST #TF2Song #TF2Animation
They are the same ai @tall copper
after nightmare and after bvasement
Happy birthday Krรคhen
thank
sorry to bug again, someone pls send the 2 second rope HG video and the other 2 second clip of the guest pls? thx
ty sm!
np
I dreamed I was playing the game
its from the trailer
i believe the rope mechanic is gonna add fall damage
the what
the trailer coming on saturday
oh
bruh I have to wait 15 fricking days just to get my two weapons I traded for
like Iโm gonna die of boredom
cool
does it do the same for you
I have steam guard so I donโt have to wait that long
who cares about hg? im more excited for _
omg im so excited for !
I can tell thats gonna be game of the year. 10/10
ikr
won awards for best game of the year and best story telling
oh the space didnt work
im trying to add loads of spaces but Dyno doesnt let me for some reason even tho its literally spaces
@mental badge it will be out on steam and the website
I can't reset my subscription
and?
@mental badge HG alphas gonna come out on steam win10 and the website
ye
When u were talking about the sn level editor I thought LE was some french thing
lmao
If it does not open I will break the game computer
what
I waited a long month for this
it will work, dont worry
mine is windows 7 but i will try it out
xD
Can we Wishlist Hello Guest on Steam? Pls.
A Gameplay?
no
the actual game
Come on!
Alpha 1
Yes and then it will be postponed as in the full version
Yes
we will 99% get alpha 2 in july
editor is #secret-neighbor
and stop asking
the devs have a life you know
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Yes man what's wrong
what
huh
LMAO
this one screenshot is perfect for memes
yes
what i want E-mail out when the game is useful -windows 7 work i believe it will happen
why do you keep asking for that
No BP_ManInHat_C
I will be worried if it does not happen
o hi ron
BP_Scrubber_C
your english is kind of hard to read tbh
Is the ManInHat
BP_Rope_C is freezed!
hey did you guys know the golden apple pipe was in beta 3 of hn
My English
ye
I'm actually a stranger
the one were you get the unused cutscene
ye
nothings different about it besides the floors not there
I coming from Russian sorry
the bp is called ApplePipe
My bad englisch
and the golden apple is just GoldenApple
Im talking to mecit
i looked in umodeler
BP_Vandals_2_C
BP_FerrisWheel_New_C
what about it
again
will this be in alpha 1?
ik u showed me that before it looks good
probably
BP_MeteoStationGB_C
probs
bruh his status is back
if not in a level, 100% will be in the files
yeah
i dont think you can sommon the meteostation rn
its a location
not a mesh
or objct
like
BP_Player_C
here ill show you guys one sec
In Hello Guest
when was the first release of yeast
The real name of Ike is Greek Anderson
these are just some of the stuff you can summon in game with the console
ye
ye
The New name of Fusepanel is BP_Fuse_Panel_2_C
i know all the hAckS
hacks
oh god oh frick
its not a cheat
Greeks age is 31
Yes
or something
No Alex said it's not Ike
And I know that it's called Greek
he looks the exact same as Ike Gershowitz from the books
No
That was a test name!
???
Dummfas
yeah what
^
Greeks was never a name for Ike
THE NAME is a test name
its not
where
That is his real name! Alex said it wasn't his name
Did someone tell me who works here
what
huh?
Alex is ONLINE
ok?
we noticed already
"can I speak to your manager???"
alex goes online everyday
Yuhuu
8
ok
or 9
then he woke up
no heโs here to not say anything
ikr
8:38
I wonder when members are getting that hg teaser
alex said there would be something before the announcement for members
hey alex can I have some free V bucks?
wohoo this channel is awesome
we can talk about so many thing here
yeah ahah
this is the place to go when sn goes dry
like boggie
who's boggie
ikr
GustGuestGust?
its the same acc lmao
yeah lol
sarmale? the long lost hacker
his most recent form Im pretty sure
gestguestgest is boggie right?
youll run into kids like that
i ran into a clown who kept knocking me down and putting smoke bombs
I hate that
it wasnt fun but i managed to kill him
oop
they need a limit on smoke bombs
haha
and yh
they do
but before they limit smokies, they need to limit bear traps
Bear traps are my worst fear ;~;
how does this happen
just make a loNgEr cOOldOwn
I get stuck in them 24/7
you guys talk off topic in main chat, then talk about sn in off topic, my brain
omg we litro keep switching subjects in the WRONG channels. Sorry guys my bad ahah
me either classic
just switch the channel names ๐ณ
hey likeable u were doing it too lmao
nah thats me im just trying to record alex typing and then havoc breaks loose for my video
Me running to my computer the second alpha 1/ level editor comes out.
lmao
Will you need a key to access hg alpha?
probably have to buy it from steam, unless they email out keys like SN
true
is anyone else having the same problem with roblox not letting you open it
i thought alphas were gonna be free but oh
they are
oh right phew
I swear to god has adopt me broke roblox again with it's player count of 1 million 9 year olds
super offtopic related huh
uh yes it is
I swear to god has adopt me broke roblox again with it's player count of 1 million 9 year olds
@outer ruin 1 MILLON?
hg is off topic
wow kaileen that was mad funny btw
Yeah I think it's top was 1.3 mil or smthn
so funny.... i forgot to laugh
โAnd I thought my jokes were badโ

Wait what was supposed to be funny?
boy you boutta..
beta tester for this game releasing in june
Hi!
yo
hi
and brave lol
Heyo
you can get it free rn lol
So we have, the only kid squid here and brave? Nice.
what?
squid
bird engineer
what
Wha?
kid squid?
From splatoon
ahh i never played it
I have it's alright
I wish bird heads werenโt Halloween only ๐
โchickensโ
It's a pretty fun game
lol
turns out itโs a kra
No offense but that looks like some cheap free unity game on the play store
i mean
I canโt open roblox now I have to play it on my stinky mobile device
haha
it was made off blender
oh wow
Roblox on mobile is cringe
very cringe
literally the person who created the game made it on mobile and published on pc
Pet Store Raid Funny Neighbor Game 2020 - Piggy game new on play google
big roux
Damn
I wanna change my name on roblox cause my young child self had the least creative mind to exist
bruh the highest amount of robux ive ever reached was 800
But I don't wanna spend like ยฃ10 on it
my highest is 10k
Highest I think I've had is 5,000
AHahah
Omg wHy
who's exicted for HG
Me
no
yeah
i need a good pc tho
Im not excited lmao
i will miss this man
blender
Ill buy it if it gets higher than a 7 by reviewers
in 2011
Lmao
Which is never
Lemme go through tB's games and check what ones have higher than a 7
HN got a 4 by IGN
HN got a 4.5 on Metacritic
alright heres one
thatโs because ign is irrelevant
My Eyes!
Alright i own Speedrunners already
sorry someone had to say it
I bought it when it came out
Metacritic isnt owned by IGN, And Metacritic is user reviews
and also who cares what the first one got? everyone knows it wasnt the best but HG is basically taking the series into a whole different direction (aka actually being good)
User reviews 
alpha 1
wth Alex
Yeah but like, Its tB i dont have high hopes for a well fixed game
Hello guest is, very different from normal hn. I'm happy to see what happens.
Like, Yes Story is good
how
canโt wait to get kid channels popping on my recommended saying new hello guest full game out!
HN puzzles are kind of impossible if your first time playing
Yes there were,
Grab this thing to go get other thing
get that thing to go do other thing
Because you've played before
i can beat HN in 15 minutes if i wanted to

but not impossible by any means
Yall obviously dont play games on the hardest difficulty then
Fear_School is like playing Assassins Creed on the hardest difficulty lmao
hn is different from many games so that makes no sense
h i d e
I like this
it looks clean too
It does
Just got Bad Blood (Book 4) oh boy canโt wait to theorize
That, josh, is a Ngyes moment
Has anyone else found those tapes in the map 2? Thereโs 1 per house and on pc there different to Xbox
I dont watch him doe
ok krayon
krayon
Wow
Ok devil
Hahahaha
As if he just called him krayon
DevilNinja doesnโt play secret neighbor.....

Imagine a baby yoda outfit for the neighbor!
is it kinda Alex's fault that everyone is off topic in english chat? ๐ณ
Yeaaa
pure terror comes from Lucas' custom statuses
I've found you, faker!
That's a insta ban btw
oh rip
You have 1min
...
change quick
I donโt want you banned
Time is running out
who getting banned ??
Undertale is a great game and I really do highly recommend it, you can get a copy at http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
Get the Soundtrack on Steam or at http://tobyfox.bandcamp.com/
freaking change name quick
Scroll up
that was close
Robot disguised as alex
omg never do that
they getting banned i think
thats litro a one way ticket out of the server
oh
Is this part of the new sn gameplay?? But seriously though, that could get you banned.
yeah donโt impersonate other people even if youโre doing it as a joke
ikr
True
Anyways, he changed it, so let's move on
Oki
I never thought you could be banned from this
@orchid moon impersonating a staff member? OF COURSE YOU WILL xd
alright off topic huh
lol
thats why i said off topic huh?
art from hello neighbor server if people from here arenโt in it
@orchid moon id hate to ping but is that pfp from a hat in time
yeah Josh i saw that it looks really good
thanks
Very cool :OOO
fit neighbor
Guess who's back online
yay Guest = #off-topic is back online
nonono
@slate lily Yes it is!
I am detecting some sarcasm from Alex. 
haha yeah
Does anyone wanna play custom game?
That's about something else Aidan
Ah, about this
NOOOOOOOO!
lol
I didnโt know they had a free weekend! ๐ญ๐ญ
ye
I could have got the game!!! โน๏ธ
You could've played it

These emojis lol
Christmas/Easter only
lmfao
In all seriousness CEO means Chief Executive Officer
Officer of Christmas and Easter
YO thats crazy and all
Oh... so Santa
CEO of funny
but I don't
Constantly Evaluating Others
Yes Santa is the officer of Easter.
Forget the Easter Bunny, big man Santa is taking over.
Constantly Eating Onions?
Hehehe ๐
no wonder he doesnt want to talk to us all the time
Onion ring man
ha-ha stinky
Who he?
key found
key found
key found
Is it red?
I need on red key to get to the basement
its green
NOOOO- waif
green key needed
Yesss, whereโs that red key?
Wait... are you the neighbor? Pls give me the red key!
Your the neighbor!!!
neighbor!!!
Nooo
hahah
cheese is red
k
Byeeee
Iโm going to freind you. You funny
Ok I reely have to go. My mum shouting!
kk
rope is epic
yelo
yelo rop
Can someone help me
yoos yelo rop
type in #secret-neighbor
Ok
The anti meme of all anti memes
yes
Yessir
just love the Patience and Pizza is typing...
cheese graters!!
Unedited clip of Future Cheesecake
Orginal Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-XuaFIfP2E
i thought it was actually the kill it with fire discord
theres 2 different colors in the chat
itโs a bug on discord
bru
nah i know what he meant but it didnt really make sense in the thing he was saying to me
oooo
Where is the Game?
u changed ur date lol
No
that has to be changing ur date
No
I swear to god it's this date
alright ima stop since i know u changed ur date
Bigbuild blue
if it was june 6th wouldnt everybody be typing here lol
k
hehe fune
I live somewhere else
@orchid moon time zones arent THAT far apart. 3 DAYS? you really think you can trick us like that? XD smh
Why do people ship this
Old version: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCj9RNKxJ7o
Original meme: ???
Programs: KineMaster and Ibispaint X
{You can also find me at}
Deviantart (new one)
https://www.deviantart.com/lovely-sweetness
Deviantart (old one)
HOW
WHY
my brain hurts
WHAT
im trying to talk as much as i can without spamming so I can cover it up
Some kind of therapist in the room pls
Why do people ship this
@surreal juniper ayo what the heck why
Ayo what the Frick
hey don't be rude to my friend kassy she is a great person when i talked to her on my discord
Old version: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCj9RNKxJ7o
Original meme: ???
Programs: KineMaster and Ibispaint X
{You can also find me at}
Deviantart (new one)
https://www.deviantart.com/lovely-sweetness
Deviantart (old one)
NO
No god no stop it please
neighbor laugh
It somehow suits Hello Guest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y6smkh6c-0&list=RDMM1y6smkh6c-0&start_radio=1
OUT NOW! Click here to buy http://smarturl.it/DYWCitunes
UNTIL NOW - The Soundtrack to One Last Tour. Out Now: http://smarturl.it/SHMUntilNow
DYWC REMIXES OUT NOW (OCT 30 IN USA/CANADA) http://smarturl.it/DYWC-Remixes-Itunes
#DYWC
#onelasttour
...
my face before watching the shipping video
few minutes later
dude thats my friend your being rude too
itโs good animation yes
We're not being rude to her it's just the concept of the video is disturbing ;-;
who cares her video is disturbing
twhseuhe
NOT MY IKE
ok guys stop
0____0
Bruh
991 i hav emerganji
Spelling 100
this one of my favorites
this is the funniest thing she drew
i just saw the video
How do you feel
why do i have this
I am screaming and crying right now
"What was that video"
i miss ten seconds ago
MY EYES
someone should mod hg to have the neighbor model
that would look horrifying
i just saw the dumbest video by her
how do I mod
Inspired: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctxd9kvXXD0
{You can also find me at}
Deviantart
https://www.deviantart.com/lovely-sweetness
Tumblr
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/askkassandragf-v-2
Tumblr (HN 2 and 3 account)
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/hello-nei...
NO PLEASE
uhhhh
MY EYES
Burn it
Not another why
Cries uncontrollably
Oh god
you should now better
who
I donโt even know if I can make HN any more cringe than the video I saw
Well at least they have a talent of making the most cringe of cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2FSWEFZItQ best glitch in all of HN
Credit to TinyBuildGames
well its a bad thing
ligit started crying no joke
same
to whoever made those
No kidding
Lmao
poggers
Hello Guest Loading Screen Fanart
discord is not one
Oooo
why is there
cringe
secret neighbor stuff
why are the kids there?
and teaser stuff
I dont understand the kids but cool
the loading screen is probably just gonna be a simple clock like moving or something
it's only I K E and guest
SN kids in HG loading screen
In the animated series, the children also go to the amusement park
Makes total sense
Ike works with kids to spook away guest
Yes but not in HG
this is the most funny screenshot i took in HN
ps4 hn is laggy
that happens sometimes to mee
i found a glitch on mobile that allows me to have all the abillitys early by going to final act a cruppting the save to put you back in act 1
continue
@patent estuary its hard to explain
rip
like
you wanna go on the other side
of a gate and the other side is where the neighbors at
our house?
and when you jump
oh ok
no no im saying my house as in nicky btw
how to install an app on mediafire
stretchin in basement
The final Hello Goose Website update
Nintendo lmao
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
yes
ew no
Wow very beautiful
Nice ๐
yes
i wonder if they still have EET in HG alpha 1
Will we ever get a game in the HN universe where all the characters unite to face some kind of evil? (From Nicky to Ike to Mr. Peterson)?
Like a culmination of the HN universe overall?
n o
; - ;


