off-topic

[hollow sand]

aw

see ya

[warm oyster]

Time to slaughter the trolls!

[woven remnant]

Since HNG Family Tree exists now
here it is
#hello-neighbor can be wild sometimes

[warm oyster]

LMAO

[fervent stump]

wait so like what happens between me and Theodore's parents

what does that supposed to convey

[warm oyster]

Divorcing

[fervent stump]

Oh

wait lmao

[tough shard]

Want to be my son?

[warm oyster]

That's cuz you're not the main character here

Duhhh

[tough shard]

I wasn't asking anyone, PAL.

[woven remnant]

I already had the Peterson Family Tree image and couldn't just replace Roger so I just used a giant x to signal divorce since I was lazy and didn't want to cover things up on the tree

[tough shard]

You're not worthy of being my son.

[orchid moon]

@fervent stump I..

[warm oyster]

Ohhhhhhhhh

[fervent stump]

so i married adelle after she divorced with roger? 😟

[orchid moon]

am your uncle..

[tough shard]

YOU'RE MY BROTHER???

[fervent stump]

[tough shard]

NO WAY.

HELLO, BROTHER.

[warm oyster]

Noxified's worst brother

SYNTH

[woven remnant]

for now I'll try to keep myself off the tree

[woven remnant]

I guess?

[fervent stump]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-plink-cat-meow-gif-27396868

[tough shard]

Who wants to be my wife in this HNG family tree?

[rigid pivot]

This is getting weir d

[fervent stump]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/720318918165659779/1206245091904323594/a.gif

look my sons

and one is dying

[rigid pivot]

I will sueee youuu

[warm oyster]

You're getting banned

ORDER!

[ocean narwhal]

I almost lost one of my dogs

I’m freaking out

I’m crying so much

[woven remnant]

that's HNG for you

[ocean narwhal]

I can barely breathe

[tough shard]

No takers?

[warm oyster]

Relax

[rigid pivot]

I'm the Guest

[warm oyster]

Ayo

[woven remnant]

damn some guy talking about losing a dog while everyone else is just talking about freaking HNG Family Tree

[ocean narwhal]

I ALMOST LOST ONE OF MY DOGS, HE ALMOST WENT INTO TRAFFIC AND COULDVE DIED AND YOUR TELLING ME TO RELAX?!

[warm oyster]

At least they're not dead

[warm oyster]

That's what matters

[fervent stump]

dude, what are you expecting him to say

[ocean narwhal]

True

[fervent stump]

like from discord the only thing anyone can do about this is trying to make you relax since you seem so stressed

[woven remnant]

But I'll keep the offer in mind

[orchid moon]

updated

[fervent stump]

why...

[outer fulcrum]

oh god

and theres proof??

[tough shard]

I'm proud to have Alex as my father.

[fervent stump]

oh god

[tough shard]

Nobody saw that..

[fervent stump]

you almost made a paradox

thankfully you fixed it...

[rigid pivot]

What did it sya before he edited it

[tough shard]

Nothing.

[warm oyster]

Depkins is no more

I murdered his ahhh

[fervent stump]

"im proud to have alex as my son"

[tough shard]

NO.

FALSE.

[rigid pivot]

Oh

[woven remnant]

then again

[fervent stump]

[rigid pivot]

I thought it was another thing

[tough shard]

Hell yeahhh.

[orchid moon]

anyone im missing

[woven remnant]

still existed so I included him

[fervent stump]

you are the lore

[woven remnant]

then again wasn't that the Literal Embodiment of HN2 using Mr. Apple's Account?

[fervent stump]

i am the literal embodiment of HN2

and you're my son so you're the lore

[warm oyster]

NOOOOOO

[fervent stump]

[warm oyster]

Perfect

[rigid pivot]

When is Patch 9 gonna release

[orchid moon]

download the image add it yourself

[fervent stump]

secret information

[rigid pivot]

I will sueee youuu if you dooonnnn'ttt telll meeeee /j

[fervent stump]

this is better

[rough socket]

ayy theres me

[tough shard]

Hello, grand, grand, grandchild.

[orchid moon]

ruined it

[fervent stump]

nuh uh

[rough socket]

he did not

[waxen rapids]

[fervent stump]

ok who the hell did this

i just noticed

[tough shard]

Wow.

[subtle current]

Can I have a child as well?

[woven remnant]

what the hell going on with HNG Lore

[fervent stump]

STOP ADDING PNG OF RANDOM NON HNG THINGS

sorry jpeg

[orchid moon]

Hey, knock it off with the caps!

[woven remnant]

the family tree has become something we can't control and I am terrified

[fervent stump]

yea, synth should stop editing it...

[orchid moon]

i literally made the canon version

[orchid moon]

also yeah

thats how family trees work?

[subtle current]

Can TinyJay be my son?

[woven remnant]

I was talking about with the random PNGs/JPEGs in the middle of the tree

(or sorry top-right corner)

[lament granite]

what the hell is happening here

[fervent stump]

HNG Family Tree

[lament granite]

can i be added somewhere on the side but not related to anyone just for the funnies

[warm oyster]

You need to be related by someone..

For DA FAMILY TREE

If not then

[lament granite]

fine in that case relate me to the guest

[warm oyster]

You are not the silly

[warm oyster]

What the hellllllll

[fervent stump]

sure

[lament granite]

:o how dare you

[lament granite]

thank u

[warm oyster]

Don't give me that look..

[woven remnant]

sure I'll put you on there (working on a updated version but since shit happens every 5 seconds my updated tree might not actually end up getting sent because it becomes outdated before I send it)

[fervent stump]

the one i sent is the most new version...

micheal use it

[outer fulcrum]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

[fervent stump]

that one doesnt have my son the lore

[warm oyster]

Expanding family tree

[outer fulcrum]

oh okay then!

[rigid pivot]

I'm not missing journalist

I'm the Guest

[next pecan]

just add a png of the tbh/yippee creature somewhere

[rigid pivot]

Nah

[next pecan]

okay

[fervent stump]

PNG of Guest is the only one that will be there...

[lament granite]

that would be awesome honestly

[fervent stump]

dont add any other random character png's...

Yea no that one doesnt count

[tough shard]

You are NOT part of this tree, buddy.

[torpid yacht]

why is there lore

[warm oyster]

HNG always have lore

Pal

[fervent stump]

This is the CURRENT tree and the other ones are not canon

[tough shard]

It got brought from HNGH to here.

[warm oyster]

You need to catch up

[tough shard]

Nah.

Prove it.

[torpid yacht]

i see

[tough shard]

What?

[woven remnant]

na this is

[tough shard]

Divorce papers?

What?

[lament granite]

i am legit like the guest i just exist in the family tree cuz i spawned in

[warm oyster]

Shut up you're Maritza..

[tough shard]

Yeah, my wife is [REDACTED].

[lament granite]

nah i am THE MIMIC

[fervent stump]

silly's "what the hell is happening here" message fits better...

[warm oyster]

Well time to die

[tough shard]

Nah.

[woven remnant]

I just grabbed the first message I could, but yeah that one would fit better

[warm oyster]

I killed silly

[tough shard]

No.

You are NOT my brother, pal.

Nah.

[lament granite]

how dare you you can't kill me

[tough shard]

Nah.

Nuh uh.

No.

You're not there.

Yes.

[woven remnant]

ok I included the other pngs but I'm starting to run low on room so I'm not putting Alan Waking Up

[fervent stump]

good

[rigid pivot]

Aw man .....

[rigid pivot]

Nuh uh

[fervent stump]

why is there two zayanhasan

[torpid yacht]

clone

[tough shard]

He doesn't exist, trust me.

It's all a lie.

[woven remnant]

also according to (my) family tree you're a kid of Discord Trash Man, so unless some weird Futurama shit going on that's where you are on the Family Tree

[woven remnant]

he included his noodles in his family tree so I just copied the message he used for mine instead of cropping it on the word Noodles

[orchid moon]

Hey i want to be included in the hng family tree....

[tough shard]

Want to be my son?

[fervent stump]

Noxified has too many sons already

[tough shard]

I'm collecting.

Please.

[orchid moon]

Apple is my dad...

[tough shard]

I see.

[orchid moon]

Didn´t you know that...

[fervent stump]

yes

[woven remnant]

Noxified has too many kids I don't think there's enough room for another on the family tree considering I'm just using a PNG of the Peterson Family Tree and can't change the positions of any of them as anything other then a whole unit

[orchid moon]

so noxified you are my grandpa at least

[tough shard]

Shittttt.

[tough shard]

Yuhhh.

[fervent stump]

bring the petersons a bit up

[woven remnant]

or if there is it'd have to be a short username

[tough shard]

What's the current tree like?

[woven remnant]

or I could just have a label for "Noxified's other children that couldn't fit"

[tidal plume]

Hello

[fervent stump]

there's a bit empty there above

bring the petersons there

also stop reviving mya for 25 robux

[tough shard]

Nah, man.

That's fake as shit.

I don't have a brother.

[fervent stump]

Zayan stop messing things up

[tough shard]

No.

You're not good enough, pal. I'm sorry.

[lament granite]

the robux amount for the revive has gone up to 80 robux now (i have changed the prices for the funni)

[rigid pivot]

It was all too much I had to get away

[tidal plume]

Have someone a idea for me with Franklin und Theodore?

i want to draw them

[tough shard]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-mrfreshcat-mr-fresh-cat-chinese-cat-gif-9902067947362233598

[fervent stump]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/720318918165659779/1206245091904323594/a.gif

[burnt coyote]

Bro?

[tidal plume]

How about something nice? 🥲

[tough shard]

I still have no idea what the hell you're even talking about.

[tidal plume]

thats why, because it need something nice

[tough shard]

I'm good.

[tidal plume]

Nighty Night

it's just, no idea with what...

[woven remnant]

welcome to HNG Lore

[fervent stump]

Peak

[lament granite]

i am slowly becoming low quality

[fervent stump]

this is it for a while

no updates please

[woven remnant]

congrats on still being visible

[fervent stump]

im gonna make`silly more visible

[elder wave]

What is happening

[lament granite]

LORE

[elder wave]

Ok

[woven remnant]

HNG Family Tree exists now

[lament granite]

nah don't i like being low quality its funny

[lament granite]

thanks

[fervent stump]

too late

[lament granite]

eh fair enough

[woven remnant]

and apparently Vector is my Uncle
Among other things

[fervent stump]

also made the title chelsea market

looks better

[young crag]

where the hell am i

on this tree

[prisma finch]

i am all of you people's father

[young crag]

mother*

[fervent stump]

no dizzy

youre laye

[woven remnant]

Mr. Apple's image is different from the one I'm working on (which everyone else uses as a base) so on mine you're still low quality

[fervent stump]

late

[rigid pivot]

Trolled

[lament granite]

[prisma finch]

https://tenor.com/view/spunch-bop-spongebob-crying-cube-mr-krabs-gif-19973394

[tough shard]

No.

[woven remnant]

I'm not doing a "I'm everyone's father/mother" thing as um... with 1 generation it's fine but with multiple you start running into... situations... where that can't work

[woven remnant]

and besides while we still have some room that will quickly not be the case if Noxified keeps trying to collect more children like they're Pokemon

[elder wave]

Noxified gotta catch em all

[young crag]

brother tell me what the hell is this

[tough shard]

Damn right.

Jay.

Want to be my son?

[fervent stump]

The HNG LORE

[torpid yacht]

another added to the noxified collection

[woven remnant]

if he collects more then one more child I have to dedicate a section of the tree to children that I couldn't fit in the section lising his kids

[young crag]

yes

father

[tough shard]

LET'S GOOO.

[elder wave]

Damn

[orchid moon]

YEAHHHH...

[rigid pivot]

Yeah I used an outdated version of the image but I honestly don't care

[umbral beacon]

I am the neighbors cousin ||jk jk||

[elder wave]

I am the

[umbral beacon]

I have pictures too prove it

[tough shard]

Where's Jay?

[young crag]

:(

[tough shard]

He's supposed to be my son.

[umbral beacon]

#fanart message

[elder wave]

How many kids do you have

[umbral beacon]

I AM the neighbor ||joking||

[tough shard]

Uhhhh.

Let me count.

Six?

[elder wave]

Is that enough kids or

[tough shard]

I don't think so.

I'm shooting for 10.

[warm oyster]

He has 12 children

[tough shard]

Nah.

Six.

[warm oyster]

12

[umbral beacon]

2

[rigid pivot]

I have 13 outlets

Ahh 13!

[tough shard]

Vector, Depkins (DEAD), Depkis, Cart, Apple, and Jay.

[warm oyster]

Erm actually

[umbral beacon]

wheres the printer? ||AS reference||

[warm oyster]

I murdered my twin

Thanks to this

[rigid pivot]

Vector is my dad yall

[umbral beacon]

No way

I have no relatives

[woven remnant]

current(?) image if it actually attaches

[tough shard]

Vector was my original son.

[tough shard]

Hell yeahhh.

[tough shard]

Then Apple.

[young crag]

we will remember him father

he is still in our memories

[woven remnant]

you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[elder wave]

need another one?

[tough shard]

Yes..

[warm oyster]

Jay is Noxified's son

[tough shard]

YES.

[umbral beacon]

Fair

Uhhh

[woven remnant]

look at this image, there's like 5-6 people who could be your dad

[rigid pivot]

Froleas is my son

[warm oyster]

Yeah no

I'm single

[elder wave]

And I am no one's son

[umbral beacon]

Nuh uh

Your my son.

[tough shard]

You can be my son.

[elder wave]

Ok

[tough shard]

Great.

Seven children now.

[umbral beacon]

I'm the elder nikita fan

[rigid pivot]

I'm Vector's son

[umbral beacon]

Damn

I need a son..

[tough shard]

Whose kid are you?

[elder wave]

||help me I've been playing wonderwall for like 10 minutes||

[umbral beacon]

No one yet.

[tough shard]

Want to be my kid?

[umbral beacon]

Ew no.

[calm wren]

Froleas is Goosey’s son

[tough shard]

SHIT.

[calm wren]

Obviously

[umbral beacon]

Yeah

[warm oyster]

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING SO TERRIFIED

[umbral beacon]

Duh

[prisma finch]

can i be the family friend who's like close enough to be considered family but isn't actually family

[umbral beacon]

We have so much in common.

[umbral beacon]

Sure.

[tough shard]

Sure thing.

[torpid yacht]

can i become part of the noxified collection?

[warm oyster]

Shut up

[tough shard]

YES.

PLEASE.

[warm oyster]

You're not the main character

[warm oyster]

SCRAM!

[torpid yacht]

yay

[umbral beacon]

Neither are you

[tough shard]

Gotta collect them all.

[warm oyster]

Loser

[umbral beacon]

Nuh uh

[warm oyster]

I am part of the noxified's collection

[calm wren]

Uncle Dizzy but not really

[warm oyster]

You belong in the void

[tough shard]

So, uhhhh.

[umbral beacon]

Who needs noxified

[tough shard]

I have eight kids now, right?

[umbral beacon]

Who wants to be my son.

[prisma finch]

yeah pretty much

[calm wren]

Imagine not being one of noxifieds children…

smh

[tough shard]

Yeah.

I'm a great dad.

I even bring milk.

[young crag]

im proud

[calm wren]

Pakku

[umbral beacon]

NOPE

[young crag]

to have noxified as my dad

[tough shard]

I love you, too, son.

[calm wren]

Goosey is froleas dad and pakku is froleas son

[umbral beacon]

NOPE

[calm wren]

It makes sense

[elder wave]

This family is gonna turn into chaos

[tough shard]

Nah, nah, it's fine.

I think.

[umbral beacon]

I DONT WANT TO BE RELATED TO THE FAKE NEIGHBOR KID

[elder wave]

There's like 7 kids

[warm oyster]

Worst mistake..

[calm wren]

But you are the Keith kid

[elder wave]

I have 6 siblings

[calm wren]

And Goosey is the buff guest kid

[umbral beacon]

Not anymore.

[calm wren]

Woah

[umbral beacon]

Keith is dumb.

[calm wren]

Froleas climax

[umbral beacon]

Screw keith

[calm wren]

Turning point

[tough shard]

Seven.

[umbral beacon]

Leslie better.

Keith in full game

Leslie in AS

Makes sense.

[calm wren]

Wow

[umbral beacon]

Froleas redemption.

Or not.

[warm oyster]

Shut up

[umbral beacon]

This isn't really that.

[umbral beacon]

Pink spunchbawb

[woven remnant]

damn it I missed lore while making this
oh well sharing it anyways

[umbral beacon]

So true

[tough shard]

Snark is also there.

[woven remnant]

I missed lore but shared it anyways

[warm oyster]

Yo where's Dizzy?

[woven remnant]

(Dizzy's Placement and Snark becoming Noxified's like 8th kid)

[tough shard]

I still need two more and I'm happy.

[umbral beacon]

So ted is my cousin

Which makes aaron my newphew

[fervent stump]

is this still going

Maybe remove the png's of characters...

More room

[tough shard]

Yeah.

[woven remnant]

unfortuntely I'm gonna have to start removing the pngs

need more room

[warm oyster]

Yup

Noxified wishes for more kids

[tough shard]

I need two more.

[umbral beacon]

So goosey is my dad.

[fervent stump]

Damn, Noxified is busy

[umbral beacon]

Ted is my cousin

Makes sense.

[tough shard]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-cat-mr-snack-bruh-stare-gif-9064862797047888759

[rigid pivot]

Froleas is my son

[umbral beacon]

I mean..

[warm oyster]

Keep eating boy

[umbral beacon]

Fine.

[warm oyster]

Ew

Cannot believe it

[umbral beacon]

Whats good pops?

Wait.

[rigid pivot]

Son I'm BURNING

[umbral beacon]

What if we became brothers instead

[umbral beacon]

We're both nikita fans

[warm oyster]

You are not Noxified.

[rigid pivot]

Sure

[umbral beacon]

Less goo.

Wassup brother

Hopefully you don't slip up

And go down

[rigid pivot]

I would never

[woven remnant]

alright this will make my job easyier

[umbral beacon]

Good

[woven remnant]

(damn it typo)

[tough shard]

Who wants to be my ninth child?

[warm oyster]

Michaelhuff

[umbral beacon]

Why does noxified have so much children?

[torpid yacht]

why not

[tough shard]

Got to collect them all..

[woven remnant]

you wanna create a time paradox?

[warm oyster]

Surreeee

[woven remnant]

I'm already Mr. Apple's Son, and Mr. Apple is Noxified's Son

[warm oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/red-button-spam-press-button-click-gif-17367381

[fervent stump]

Yea no

no paradox please

[tough shard]

Yeah, nah.

[warm oyster]

I SAID YES

Do it

[tough shard]

SHUSH, BOY.

[fervent stump]

@woven remnant dont do paradox...

[warm oyster]

Make the canon broken

[warm oyster]

You will be beautiful..

[calm wren]

No

[tough shard]

Do you want me to get the belt?

[warm oyster]

AYO

PAUSE

NAHHHHHHHH

[fervent stump]

get the hammer

[tough shard]

I'm not afraid to use it, son.

[calm wren]

Yo dad chill

[warm oyster]

Much better

[fervent stump]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-neighbor-noisy-hello-neighbour-neighbor-neighbour-gif-233887133729911524

[warm oyster]

Nuh uh..

Freakyyyy

[umbral beacon]

I'm a good father too.

[tough shard]

NAH.

[warm oyster]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[umbral beacon]

They call me afton where I come from

[tough shard]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[warm oyster]

You said you ain't afraid to do it..

Wth dude

[tough shard]

This ain't HNGH, my friend.

This is HNG.

[warm oyster]

This ain't?

[calm wren]

Depkis just stop arguing with dad and go play hello neighbor

[warm oyster]

Ohhhhh

[fervent stump]

lmao

[warm oyster]

Fine..

[woven remnant]

Updated Family Tree

[warm oyster]

He better not use the belts

[tough shard]

It's all coming together.

[fervent stump]

THERE IS TYPO

[torpid yacht]

this is amazing

[calm wren]

Noxified who are you married to

[fervent stump]

IT'S embodiment, NOT enbodiment

[tough shard]

[REDACTED]

[warm oyster]

Someone like..

Hmmmmmmmmm

[calm wren]

Pepsi??

[warm oyster]

Yes

[tough shard]

NAH.

[umbral beacon]

Where did I go?

[warm oyster]

HE LIKES PEPSI

AYO

THAT'S HIS WIFE

[woven remnant]

will fix with next update

[tough shard]

[warm oyster]

WE GOT THE MAN'S WIFE

Add it

We solved the loreeee

[woven remnant]

look next to DTM and ILikeGreen

[umbral beacon]

I'm still Ted's cousin right?

[calm wren]

Pepsi is noxified wife

[umbral beacon]

I mean cousin

[tough shard]

Okay, fine.

[fervent stump]

Ted is my son

[warm oyster]

Yesss we're getting somewhere

[woven remnant]

Step-Cousin so yes

[calm wren]

Yo MichaelHuff

[umbral beacon]

YES

And dtm is my brother

[calm wren]

Pepsi is Noxified wife

[warm oyster]

You weird..

[calm wren]

@woven remnant

[umbral beacon]

Nikita fans stick together

[woven remnant]

Will add a image of Pepsi

[warm oyster]

Yus

[tough shard]

My beloved..

[fervent stump]

I forbid you from seeing my son Ted

you're a bad influence

he cant learn tracing from you

how is he gonna draw amusement parks if he traces

[warm oyster]

He's a disgrace

Tracing art is horrid

[umbral beacon]

I will teach him the ancient art of tracing

[warm oyster]

NOOO

[umbral beacon]

I will start a tracing empire.

[fervent stump]

who the hell is your father

[umbral beacon]

Idk

[fervent stump]

vector?

no way

[umbral beacon]

No.

Vector hated me.

[tough shard]

THAT'S MY BOY.

[warm oyster]

That's his father

[umbral beacon]

He is my brother

[umbral beacon]

Don't call my your boy

[fervent stump]

no?

[warm oyster]

Oh wait nvm

[tough shard]

Nah, I called Vector that.

[warm oyster]

Shit

[umbral beacon]

Your not my father

[tough shard]

My ORIGINAL son.

[umbral beacon]

Your original son had massive beef with me

[tough shard]

Good.

[warm oyster]

We all have massive beef on you

Y'know

[elder wave]

I got into trouble

[warm oyster]

Like deadass

[umbral beacon]

But this beef was unmatched

Depkis

[warm oyster]

Weak

[umbral beacon]

May I remind of

[warm oyster]

Try harder

[umbral beacon]

Pakku?

[idle elk]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-bear-eating-apples-gif-23024287

[warm oyster]

Oh you and pacman guy

[warm oyster]

Need to go

[woven remnant]

Also I'm bringing Pepsiman back into the Family Tree as Pepsi's Father

[warm oyster]

[umbral beacon]

What if I stop liking Keith?

[tough shard]

Yesss.

Perfect.

[calm wren]

Pakku Goosey and Froleas are a family

[warm oyster]

Then no more trace art and no more dumb "jk"

[idle elk]

uhhh

[warm oyster]

HNG will be saved

[idle elk]

thats lot of questions

[tough shard]

Want to be my kid?

[umbral beacon]

Deal.

[idle elk]

nah

[tough shard]

I promise I'm a good father.

[umbral beacon]

But if I seriously am joking I will jk

[calm wren]

Froleas comeback..?

[idle elk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/995390353978966159/1189228772021510215/download_2.gif

[umbral beacon]

Do we have a deal?

[fervent stump]

wait if im the literal embodiment of HN2 does that mean Nikita would be my father

[calm wren]

Froleas Redemption arc ???

[rigid pivot]

WHO pinged me

[calm wren]

It’s possible???

[warm oyster]

Your brother

[umbral beacon]

Maybe.

Just maybe.

[rigid pivot]

It was YOU

[warm oyster]

No

It wasn't

You crazy

[umbral beacon]

Depkis

Are we in agreement.

[woven remnant]

Current Family Tree

[tough shard]

Oh, yeah.

Peak.

[fervent stump]

micheal...

[tough shard]

NO.

I AM YOUR FATHER.

[fervent stump]

ok music bot father

[tough shard]

Let's gooo.

[umbral beacon]

I need a father...

[woven remnant]

oh shit uh... how about Nikita is your original father but Noxified Adopted you

[tough shard]

Sure.

Sounds good.

[fervent stump]

yes

[woven remnant]

Vector is already your dad

[fervent stump]

this tree is so messed up lmao

[woven remnant]

(wait lemme get a image of Nikita and fix a error becuse I forgot NSnyth's Existence)

(typo)

[rigid pivot]

Quentin is my uncle

[fervent stump]

Do not Bring Quentin into the tree

[elder wave]

It's already complicated enough

[woven remnant]

ok shit is starting to get wild, sure Noxified would like another kid tho so he probably approves of this

[tough shard]

Yuh.

[umbral beacon]

He is?

[fervent stump]

yes

[tough shard]

I am Quentin's father...

[umbral beacon]

Wow

[tough shard]

This is crazy.

[umbral beacon]

My dad hated me.

[tough shard]

[woven remnant]

You're DTM's Brother and Vector is DTM's Father so...

[fervent stump]

then there's definitely some time shit going on

[tough shard]

Nahhhh.

[fervent stump]

because then Quentin is my brother and Ted is my son

[umbral beacon]

My dad hated me.

[fervent stump]

which makes no sense with ages

[umbral beacon]

Damn.

[tough shard]

Wait.

[weak marsh]

no

[tough shard]

Okay, BUDDY.

[weak marsh]

no

[tough shard]

No one was talking to you, PAL...

[weak marsh]

no

[tough shard]

I want to be Guest's father.

Please.

[weak marsh]

no

[fervent stump]

no

[umbral beacon]

Uhhh

[tough shard]

It'll be great...

[calm wren]

Scadaddle Buster….

[umbral beacon]

It's a shocking plot twist that vector is my father.

Hello guest hater vs hello guest fan.

[calm wren]

Woah froleas is my nephew

[umbral beacon]

No way

Wassup uncle

[weak marsh]

no

[weak marsh]

the hell

[woven remnant]

welcome to HNG Lore

(aka hell)

[woven remnant]

tell me again how we know Quentin is 20 something

[woven remnant]

technically you're it's (likely) host's step-grandfather so...

no I'm not mking you the father of ancient bird demon

[tough shard]

Shiiittttt...

[woven remnant]

but you're technically it's Grandfather so you have that

[woven remnant]

I mean everyone thought Gerda was in her 30s until AS proved she wasn't

[rigid pivot]

How did AS do that

[umbral beacon]

I have the best family ever.

[woven remnant]

but Noxified now has 9 kids, one adopted kid, and one known Daughter-in-law, adding up to 11

[tough shard]

Daughter-in-law?

What?

Ohhhh.

Adelle?

[woven remnant]

AS Peterson's Stick together teaser proves it since Gerda and Ted are around the same age

[woven remnant]

ye

[tough shard]

Alright.

[umbral beacon]

Welp roger is my son now.

[woven remnant]

no, just no

[tough shard]

No?

[umbral beacon]

Wait.

[fervent stump]

no

[tough shard]

You're only Vector's son.

[fervent stump]

no

[umbral beacon]

That's cool.

Ig.

[woven remnant]

I can't even make that happen no matte how I distort the image of the Family Tree

[umbral beacon]

True

[woven remnant]

because I'm pretty sure it's possible for him to be any age since we have nothing linking him to any period in HN Lore and appearances have been proven to not be reliable evidence

(GErda is almost 20 years older then we thought she was)

[rigid pivot]

GErda

[woven remnant]

*Gerda

[rigid pivot]

The sequel to PEterson

[woven remnant]

AAron

[rigid pivot]

Aron Pterzon

[woven remnant]

THe ENtire HEllo NEighbor GAmes LOre

[elder wave]

oh god

[woven remnant]

this server's lore is more complicated then FNaF Lore

I mean just look at the family tree and you can see this shit already is wild

[woven remnant]

and the one in the top-left corner is just a person who just exists
no link to the family, they just are there

hopefully the tree has calmed down for now

[tough shard]

Well, I don't need any more kids.

[elder wave]

Time to get kids (jk)

[orchid moon]

add me and buff guest, buff guest is my dad(which would also mean that ivanice is my son)

[tough shard]

Ivan is Apple's son.

[woven remnant]

sorry doesn't work out in the lore

unless we do another adoption thing

but um there's not enough room over there to fit you

[fervent stump]

Can i see the latest version

[woven remnant]

this is the latest version

[fervent stump]

What a mess
I love it

[tough shard]

I love having so many kids.

[fervent stump]

i love being the literal embodiment of HN2 and also being the father of Theodore Masters Peterson and The Lore

[elder wave]

I'm gonna get a child because why not

[warm oyster]

HELLO NEIGHBOR GAMES LORE

[orchid moon]

me and apple have something special

@fervent stump

[fervent stump]

?

[orchid moon]

Where am I.

[orchid moon]

I didnt know i had a dad… my dad forgot the milk and didnt come back..

[orchid moon]

im a grandpa

thats crazy

[next pecan]

goosey can i be your distant cousin

[orchid moon]

ok

[next pecan]

hooray 🎉

[orchid moon]

goosey can i be your annoying little brother

[orchid moon]

you are already froleas’ brother

[orchid moon]

It starts with Buff Guest’s dad and Buff Guest’s mom creating Buff Guest, who later gets married with Buff Guest’s wife. Buff Guest’s dad and mom also has Buff Guest’s sister, who later gets a husband and a child named slime. Buff Guest and Buff Guest’s wife also have a child, goosey. Who later meets Mr. Apple. Mr. Apple and goosey have three children, Froleas, Potatopakku and Itsivanice.

[umbral beacon]

Ew.

Nah

Im going back to my better family.

With vector as my dad.

[ancient cedar]

where is Jesus peterson

[woven remnant]

ok weird alternate timeline you've made
if you want it to be canon then we're creating a multiverse

[orchid moon]

oomg the lore

[woven remnant]

I mean I guess it's possible to make MOST of it canon
But Froleas can't be your son and I think Mr. Apple divorced you...

[orchid moon]

peak

peak family tree

[orchid moon]

vector left you.. he isnt your dad anymore..

he married noteg..

[woven remnant]

actually yeah that checks out and allows the entire thing to be canon
DTM is Biological Brother (ILikeGreen is Biological Sister)
You, IvanIce, and Me are adoptive Brothers
I would say it's coincidental the adoptive family is related to the main family but um Mr. Apple is adoptive and both potential parents are not related to Vector (thank goodness as that would make this family tree extra weird)

(Also to make the family tree easier Goosey isn't biologically related to anyone else in the tree as it'd be hard to make the lines work with that)

[orchid moon]

I-im adopted??????,

DADDD @orchid moon

[woven remnant]

more like we're adoptive brothers to Froleas

[orchid moon]

floreas is the real child then?

afk

[woven remnant]

damn it my wording sucks

Froleas is the Adopted one

[woven remnant]

Updated Version of my version of the family tree to try to make this at least partly canon

Welcome to HNG Lore my friend

(Vector would probably put Froleas up for adoption if they were father/son)

[woven remnant]

na, Froleas is the Adopted one

[woven remnant]

try to make sense of any of this I dare you

[woven remnant]

or if Mr. Apple doesn't want to have another divorce in the canon then here's a alternate version that still includes everyone but removes the need for another divorce

I'd recommend to not extend the family tree upwards much further as I don't have much room for that

[orchid moon]

qqqq

the hng family tree

[woven remnant]

Until Mr. Apple Decides on which tree he wants to be canon any updates will be made to both versions of the tree

[woven remnant]

at this point if anyone else adds kids/parents I'm probably going to have to create a separate part of the tree for that with how little room I have on the tree
or make the tree multiple images

I mean I already had to do that to fit in Noxified's other kids

and please for the love of all things holy don't even think about making your role something that adds a little less then Server Member to the tree as we don't have room for that

and the "a little less" is purely to say if you're going to add a majority of Server Members you should probably go the whole way and add the rest just so I don't have to list them all

[orchid moon]

https://tenor.com/view/you-forgot-me-disney-moana-pig-sad-gif-11704824

[woven remnant]

then where do you go then? (I'm only working with things people actually say so that I don't place people in spots they don't wanna be in)

just added you as being "somewhere but no one knows exactly where" since I have nothing to work with

[woven remnant]

Lore shit
Don't ask

[orchid moon]

depkins got murdered

he doesnt exist anymore…

but he will stay in our hearts..

[woven remnant]

something to do with the

[orchid moon]

yeah

wait a minute… so does mr apple keep me or goosey?

[orchid moon]

Oh okay mb

[orchid moon]

maybe depkis son?

[woven remnant]

I dunno since there's kinda two versions of the family tree based off if Mr. Apple wants to keep the stuff with Goosey Canon, if not you're definitely kept by Goosey, otherwise it's up to them to decide
and of the stuff with Goosey is made non-canon then you're technically cousins with me, IvanIce, and Froleas instead of brothers

[warm oyster]

Ewwww

Pacman kid..

[warm oyster]

I murdered depkins (my dumb twin)

That is canon in the depkis lore

[orchid moon]

oh

[orchid moon]

shouldnt you be lying on the floor by now?

blocked

[warm oyster]

I believe you meant

Depkins

[orchid moon]

He was innocent

you were just jealous

[warm oyster]

Meanwhile still looks at my messages

💀

[orchid moon]

yes

unblocked now

[warm oyster]

Pacman sucks dawg

[woven remnant]

Depkis doesn't want to have any kids on the tree iirc

[warm oyster]

Yup

[orchid moon]

oh he is drunk

[warm oyster]

Not alcohol addicted

[woven remnant]

or he doesn't want to have a kid I mean

[warm oyster]

Just only 17

[orchid moon]

14

[warm oyster]

Correcto

[orchid moon]

cry

[warm oyster]

That's ashame for ya

[orchid moon]

depkis arent u my cousin?

[woven remnant]

I'm also gonna assume since Depkins is dead he can't have any kids

[warm oyster]

Correcto

He never got the chance to

[woven remnant]

no
Uncle

[warm oyster]

Cuz I kill

[warm oyster]

WHAT

EW

[orchid moon]

depkins was inncoent… he was laying on the floor dead while depkis was just standing there…. Poor guy.

[warm oyster]

What the hell

[orchid moon]

depkis your my uncle?

[warm oyster]

Ayo i don't want an uncle off of pacman kid

Scratch

[woven remnant]

regardless of which family tree is canon Depkis is Pakku's Uncle

[warm oyster]

Passs

I rather be a stranger to him

[orchid moon]

your my uncle depkis🤗

[warm oyster]

Ayo pause

Get yo creepy ahh outta here

[orchid moon]

what

you are literally my uncle

[woven remnant]

unfortunately until further notice that has to be canon

[orchid moon]

DNA Test this

[warm oyster]

Stay away!

You disgust me

[orchid moon]

bro we have the same DNA

[warm oyster]

[woven remnant]

damn the family reunions getting wild

[warm oyster]

Oh nah..

Too far

[orchid moon]

Micheal can u dna test this

[woven remnant]

um no regardless of the family tree there's no DNA Link to the rest of the tree

[orchid moon]

ohhh

bro depkis r u ok

[woven remnant]

Since either you're tied through Mr. Apple, who was adopted to avoid a paradox in the lore, or your dad was adopted into the family

[warm oyster]

Michael

WHYYYYY

[warm oyster]

He ain't even there

[woven remnant]

sorry someone else made a tree and I'm just trying to add as much of it as possible while keeping things allowed

[woven remnant]

who? Pakku?

[warm oyster]

Yup

[woven remnant]

he is there, look closer

[warm oyster]

So is he my uncle?

Orrrr

Cuz I don't see can lines connected

To me

[orchid moon]

you are my uncle

[woven remnant]

Pakku is Goosey's Son, Goosey either was married to Mr. Apple or is one of Noxified's many adopted kids, depending on what Mr. Apple wants to be the canon

[warm oyster]

Even worse dawg

Disgusting

[orchid moon]

what

[orchid moon]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-yo-stupid-gif-19991709

[warm oyster]

I must perish all the trolls

Starting with Pakku, Froleas, and Guestyyy

[woven remnant]

damn bro family rivalry taken to the next level

[orchid moon]

you are a troll

depkis

[warm oyster]

Deep lore

Already

[orchid moon]

you killed your own twin brother

[woven remnant]

because all of those people are somewhere on the tree

[warm oyster]

The better one

[orchid moon]

which was my uncle

[orchid moon]

no

the creepier one

[warm oyster]

He was a mistake

[orchid moon]

No he was innocent

[warm oyster]

Plus nobody else cared

Not even Noxified

He needed to go

[orchid moon]

why

[woven remnant]

Should I add Luiz Lopez as "Time Traveler who said he's a part of the family but didn't say who he's related to"

[warm oyster]

Useless

There can only be one depkis and that is me

[warm oyster]

Yes lmao

[orchid moon]

luiz is our doraoemon

[orchid moon]

depkin

is not s

where is the picture of depkis killing depkins….

[orchid moon]

no dats not it

[warm oyster]

Everyone saw it anyway

[orchid moon]

thats patrick and SpongeBob’s baby

[orchid moon]

show it to me…

no uncensored version

[warm oyster]

Yeah no

[orchid moon]

you care about your brother then

[warm oyster]

That's me throwing up

What you just said

[orchid moon]

no

[warm oyster]

Yes

[woven remnant]

Wait was it Luis or Luiz

[orchid moon]

if you dont share then you care about ur brother

[warm oyster]

Luis

[orchid moon]

doesnt rlly matter

[warm oyster]

Shut up

You ain't important here..

[orchid moon]

no uncle fred

[warm oyster]

Anyways

It's Luis

[orchid moon]

bet.

Uncle Depkis

[warm oyster]

Okay here's creepy asf already

Mods ban this guy please

[orchid moon]

Bet

[warm oyster]

I need heeeellllp

[woven remnant]

my friend it's just the lore

[orchid moon]

Thats why you shouldnt have said pacman sucks

[warm oyster]

This isn't about the lore btw

[woven remnant]

oh ok

[orchid moon]

Uncle, you know what you did to my brother

[warm oyster]

He's actually creepy asf

[orchid moon]

good.

you asked for it.

[warm oyster]

And I mean creepy creepy

Like freako

[orchid moon]

yeah good.

[warm oyster]

OH HELL NAH

Too far dawg

I was talking about something else

[woven remnant]

If a person gets banned I'm swapping out the image of them with just a name and "(Dead?)"
Also gonna have to do that for Vector rq

[warm oyster]

Perfect

[orchid moon]

it wont happen.

[warm oyster]

Oh it will..

[orchid moon]

depkis here wants to get me banned for no reason.

[warm oyster]

Good reason

[orchid moon]

Depkis you do know that, your getting banned?

[warm oyster]

You don't scare me

Nice try

[orchid moon]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-ask-dont-care-burbger-yum-gif-25146551

[warm oyster]

Anyways back to the family tree

[woven remnant]

Like I don't use a image of Vector or Luis
and it'd be weird for me to not have images for those banned members but keep images of others

[orchid moon]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-nerd-nerd-i-dont-shut-up-i-grow-up-when-i-look-at-you-i-throw-up-cringe-ew-gif-26296171

[warm oyster]

Oh uhhhhh

Vector image could be his YouTube pfp

[orchid moon]

vector?????

damn.

[warm oyster]

Cuz that guy always changes his pfp here

[woven remnant]

also just don't even ask about how Last Names work

[orchid moon]

Taxidermist

pakku da potato

depkis pov: pakku da stalker

[woven remnant]

the Last Names are all over the place on the tree

[warm oyster]

Luis Lopez i think it was from some game that I don't remember

It looked familiar but idk what it was

[woven remnant]

we won't worry about it

[orchid moon]

depkis shouldnt you be dead by now

and shouldnt depkin be alive by now

[woven remnant]

I'm pretty sure the price of reviving people is at least 80 Robux

[orchid moon]

i have no bobux

[warm oyster]

Gimme 20 bucks

[woven remnant]

that's what it was to revive Mya

[warm oyster]

TRUE

[woven remnant]

na

[warm oyster]

GIMME

[orchid moon]

is depkis really my uncle?

[woven remnant]

guess you ain't reviving Depkins then

[orchid moon]

sorry im poor

[woven remnant]

no matter which family tree we're working with
technically yes

[orchid moon]

i have proof im poor

[orchid moon]

yeay

[warm oyster]

Ew

[woven remnant]

also how long until someone else gets added to the tree

[warm oyster]

YES

YES

Yaaassss

Depkins will be no more

[orchid moon]

i was lying you fool..

i do..

[woven remnant]

...
Until the Pakku earns 80 Bobux Arc...

[orchid moon]

that was simply, a edit..

[warm oyster]

Boy that guy got 0