secret-neighbor

[silk dirge]

Surely they wouldnt do that, that would be a little bit toxic

The game sucks in it's current state on ps tho

[velvet hemlock]

I sadly dont have a switch

So i entered the giveaway
I'm probably not gonna win but

If I do. Can switch players friend me

[eternal bluff]

That’s ps, they had more than enough time for NS

[eternal bluff]

I hope you win

[silk dirge]

It's the same update

[velvet hemlock]

Secret neighbor is good game btw

[silk dirge]

They're all on the same version

Switch, PS and ios are the same game

[velvet hemlock]

I really love it and I just recently got it on pc.. I can't handle the graphics well but it's fun

[velvet hemlock]

Thank you ;u;

I dont got any of those next gen gaming consoles or a gaming pc

So this is gonna change gaming for me

[eternal bluff]

I’m gonna restart my phone rq

[velvet hemlock]

Okie

[solar venture]

@glacial jungle

Help

😡

[silk dirge]

Wut

[tawdry prawn]

47 minutes left, I just wanna know what the little surprise is

If we play in the first week

[eternal bluff]

Didn’t feel like having to do the smartphone thing

[tawdry prawn]

You should check your notifications lop

Lol

[quick rock]

You pre-ordered it meaning u can't play yet

[eternal bluff]

I know

[quick rock]

sometimes there's a estimation date

[eternal bluff]

I was just wandering if they did it early

[tawdry prawn]

Only 40 minutes for me so I'm not bothered lol

[eternal bluff]

What’s ur time?

[tawdry prawn]

UK time

[silk dirge]

Ayy

[eternal bluff]

So what time is it

[silk dirge]

11:19pm

[tawdry prawn]

Game should unlock at 23:19

Oh my god we got a 23 19!

Sorry that's a old reference XD

[spark ledge]

what an og joke

https://tenor.com/view/23-19-monsters-inc-2319-gif-13421052

[glacial jungle]

i think will use PDT time

[silk dirge]

Monsters inc reference?

[spark ledge]

yes

[silk dirge]

Not that old lol

[quick rock]

Neighbor's Inc

[spark ledge]

this is legit 2020

[tawdry prawn]

Oh so even at 12am BST it may not unlock =(

[eternal bluff]

Ugh I’ll just play figure battles in xenoverse 2 then 😦

[silk dirge]

They're probably preparing the update

[quick rock]

Ye

[silk dirge]

probably

But we gotta remember who we're talking about

[tawdry prawn]

I'm waiting for spelunky to be available to buy it releases same day so I'll just play that.

[silk dirge]

These guys don't do... console.

[tawdry prawn]

Or if they do.... They do the bare minimum...

[quick rock]

I hope Sn switch actually updates

unlike Hn where they had a old version

[tawdry prawn]

It would be brilliant if the neighbor was in a plumber suit...

Just saying

[silk dirge]

If they do, we revolt

Lol

[quick rock]

u mean

Mario

[tawdry prawn]

Yeah I should of said lol

[silk dirge]

Genuinely, if they dont update consoles with steam at all, we need to start complaining

Because I dont want them to end up like the pokemon go devs, who seemingly only hear positive comments and none of the negative criticism

[quick rock]

They should update Sn switch

[boreal bay]

If they update SN Switch they would also have to update PS4-PS5 & IOS at the same time

[silk dirge]

Switch is paired with ios and ps4

[silk dirge]

Not hard to do

So it should be all gud

[tawdry prawn]

I've got like 3 people who work at tiny build they messaged saying if you find any bugs don't be afraid to let us know, i let them know got nothing back, I understand they are busy haha but a little message saying we are aware we will try fix it would be nice XD

[quick rock]

ye will Sn switch have crossplay

wondering

[tawdry prawn]

SN is cross play with ios and ps4 I think

[quick rock]

ok

[silk dirge]

It is yeah

So you get to play with all the lovely ios players, with the combined iq of my refrigerator!

[quick rock]

Ps4 players Vs Ios who will win

[copper escarp]

The combined IQ of a rock you mean

[tawdry prawn]

Hey don't Diss your refrigerator haha

[copper escarp]

basically every iOS player is under 10 years old

[silk dirge]

Generous

[tawdry prawn]

Sounds like xbox and PlayStation then

[quick rock]

From the screenshots i've seen SN switch is good in terms of graphics

[silk dirge]

At LEAST under 5

[copper escarp]

and they have mics that sound like they were World War 2 radios

[silk dirge]

You hear them babbling and singing and squeaking

Then they just leave

Or stand afk

Or do nothing to save you

[tawdry prawn]

Deffinately ps4 and xbox.

[quick rock]

Blow Blow* AAAAAHHH Blow Blow*

[silk dirge]

Nah

[quick rock]

(Ios players)

[tawdry prawn]

"hey anybody got a mic"

[quick rock]

ye

[copper escarp]

nothing like the screams of children while you hear their parents fighting in the background

[silk dirge]

More like "hi guys I hope I'm neighbo-" inaudible I love beep boop leave sound

[tawdry prawn]

Squeeker "I'm the kid"
Squeeker headset : plays neighbor tune

[quick rock]

...

[copper escarp]

one time some kids mic echoed the "neighbor" sound at the start of the game

[silk dirge]

I'm most hyped for the tutorial update in SN ps4 and ioz

Ios*

[quick rock]

The Neighbor!!!

AHH

[silk dirge]

Then the kids will know what to do

if they can read

[quick rock]

lol

[silk dirge]

Theres so much echo as well

You hear the awful loading screen music echo eighteen hundred times

Seriously the loading screen music is terrible

[tawdry prawn]

Yep, I always down the squeeker first regardless if they are the neighbor or not

[silk dirge]

It sounds like someone just learnt to play guitar

[quick rock]

Hey I have friends that are like 13 and 12 and they don't know how to play Sn so the tutorial will be useful

[silk dirge]

Also they're all bagger

[quick rock]

Why agger

bagger

[tawdry prawn]

I have no friends that play SN haha

[silk dirge]

I have to solo every game

[copper escarp]

you also get to hear the lovely sounds of children screaming racist words and shouting at their parents "MOM STOP VACUUMING"

[quick rock]

My friends don't play it I ask them to try

cause they hate Hn

[silk dirge]

I mute everybody on game start lol

My friend hates hn but he likes sn

[quick rock]

I turn off my mic

[silk dirge]

I always have my mic off

[tawdry prawn]

I have a rule that I do not play video games with anyone under the age of 18 except for my son.

[copper escarp]

not to mention the cheaters are back with a vengeance

[silk dirge]

No point talking to actual bricks

[copper escarp]

i ran into someone who had an unreleased scary neighbor outfit

[silk dirge]

Great

[copper escarp]

and the other neighbor killed him

[silk dirge]

Glad the anti cheat works so well

[copper escarp]

The one thing I don't get is when we're told not to talk about them

[silk dirge]

If the switch version and ps4 and ios arent updated when switch releases, I might just delete the game

Its no fun in its current state

[copper escarp]

Even though if we don't talk, it lets them do more of it without getting caught

[silk dirge]

Way too broken, repetitive and god awful teammates

[quick rock]

Secret, Neighbor the new Hello Neighbor spin off game about trying to not die by the sounds of screaming 5 year olds, and good luck facing off toxic scouts and braves!!!

[silk dirge]

They say it's to "not give them attention" it's really just to cover it up.

[copper escarp]

9 times out of 10 my teammates are extremely, EXTREMELY stupid

[silk dirge]

Yeah

Same here buddy

[quick rock]

It's rare when I actually work together with someone

[silk dirge]

In map 4 the ios players never leave the house

They never go to the basement

Just sit upstairs either afk or being braindead as usual

[quick rock]

Didn't they change the act 1's house basement entrance

in sn

[silk dirge]

I wish the neighbor couldn't transform until the lock to the basement was unlocked in map 4

[quick rock]

it's like a KeyCard now

[copper escarp]

Ignoring cheaters is like waiting for a bullet wound to heal

[silk dirge]

No?

[quick rock]

oh

[copper escarp]

yes

[silk dirge]

It's a random key

[copper escarp]

they did

[silk dirge]

What?

[copper escarp]

they changed it to be a keycard

[silk dirge]

Did they update it?

[copper escarp]

yes

[quick rock]

ya I noticed that

[silk dirge]

wha- why-

[quick rock]

because

[copper escarp]

It isn't on console yet

[tawdry prawn]

Mate I tell you if you guys were over 18 I'd qctuwlly give you all a game haha

[silk dirge]

I havent seen footage of the update, wanted to keep it a surprise for myself when it finally updated

[quick rock]

5 year olds will think they opened the basement but they didn't

[silk dirge]

finally updated

[tawdry prawn]

I'm a good detective i just wish I could find other good team players haha

[silk dirge]

I'm a detective boi too

My main man

My big squeeze

I'm really good with him

[quick rock]

me to 🥲

[silk dirge]

I'm good at recognising flooring and wallpaper for the key locations

[quick rock]

I like inventor, brave, and detective

[silk dirge]

Brave is kinda bad

One of the worse ones

[quick rock]

yes but still I use

rarly

[silk dirge]

Inventor and detective are the best

What neighbors yall use

[quick rock]

yes

[tawdry prawn]

I'm like that dapperat, unless you get a weird kinda picture

[silk dirge]

I'm a clown guy, find propping really fun

[quick rock]

Scary Neighbor

[tawdry prawn]

Like in map 1 under the stairs..

[silk dirge]

Yeah you can get pictures of really zoomed in stairs or walls

[limpid lava]

all of them

[silk dirge]

That glitch every time you pull out the photo

[silk dirge]

No main?

[limpid lava]

i main everyone basically

[silk dirge]

I used to main scary, but clown is more funny

[tawdry prawn]

So question what's your 3 most hated ticket quests

[silk dirge]

Butcher isn't fun, hes way too op

[quick rock]

yes

[silk dirge]

Gotta think about that

[quick rock]

clown is ok

for me

[silk dirge]

Shoot neighbors with toy rifles is probably one for me

[limpid lava]

1. catch kids stuck in bear traps
2. catch kids lost in the smoke
3. catch kids from prop

[silk dirge]

I hate being inventor when I wanna be detective

And rifles are really rare otherwise

That scout quest is annoying

[tawdry prawn]

I would say,

Win matches as brave
Catch 5 kids (purely because they disconnect)
As leader blind.

[silk dirge]

About hitting the neighbor 12 times?

[quick rock]

yes I hate those exept catch kids in bear traps

[silk dirge]

You get 10 shots and need to refill, but I hate scout

[limpid lava]

the reason why i hate those 3 is cuz they're almost impossible for me to do most of the time, and even if i do do em sometimes it'll be like "nah, you only caught 4 kids, not 5"

[silk dirge]

Also anyone else mad that if you catch someone, and they leave after they're dead, you dont get the caught kids coin bonus for that player?

[limpid lava]

oh my god i hate that

[silk dirge]

Same

[tawdry prawn]

That is the bane of my life

[silk dirge]

iOS players have the attention span of your average 3 year old

[tawdry prawn]

I mean I love when I hit the 150 coins

[limpid lava]

i usually only get 20 coins for catching kids as neighbor because the game apparently cant store the data that you caught them after they leave

[muted crescent]

So you find it normal that I buy a game in order to not be able to play

[silk dirge]

So stupid

[quick rock]

yes im like "where's my reward I caught all kids"

[muted crescent]

@spark ledge

[tawdry prawn]

I don't know how long you kids have been playing

[limpid lava]

happens all the time on pc too

[tawdry prawn]

But there uses to be a bug where if you were a kid you would get the neighbor points

Or vice versa

[muted crescent]

@spark ledge So you find it normal that I buy a game in order to not be able to play

[hallow cosmos]

Level editor can write me the whole electric system

[silk dirge]

Kids lol?

[tawdry prawn]

Sometimes if you lost you still got victory

[quick rock]

ye don't ping him 3 times

stop pinging

[limpid lava]

ive heard of that bug but never experienced it cuz i think it was console only

[silk dirge]

Sometimes if I win, it says i lose

[quick rock]

he'll answer soon

[tawdry prawn]

Hey listen I'm probably oldest here so you all kids to me

[silk dirge]

Very rare, but it can happen

[tawdry prawn]

😂😂

[quick rock]

hey im 89 (Jk)

[silk dirge]

Odd way of seeing things, but yeah we are all probably younger than ya

[tawdry prawn]

Haha, 28 no joke XD

[quick rock]

wha

ok

cool

[tawdry prawn]

I'm only here because. My son plays secret neighbor

[silk dirge]

I'm 46 years old, I just love playing with the ios kids!

[limpid lava]

woah that's CRAZY i was born in 1856 (real definitely not joke)

[tawdry prawn]

He has autism so I keep a close eye on him

[silk dirge]

I was born last year

I play on ios

[spark ledge]

pinged me

3 TIMES

[silk dirge]

[eternal condor]

No way

[quick rock]

omg

insane

[silk dirge]

I was born NEXT year

[quick rock]

I was bron 1 hour ago

[eternal condor]

NO WAY

[tawdry prawn]

And I have this chanel if I need to ask anything, you guys are all so chill

[quick rock]

Or am I

[silk dirge]

me when the switch port comes out but tinybuild dont update ps4

[muted crescent]

yes do not dodge the sissy subject

[tawdry prawn]

Hold on someone was born next week, if they could give me the lottery numbers I'd appreciate it.

[quick rock]

again

[spark ledge]

uh... what?

[silk dirge]

Yeah but I cant see much inside the womb

[muted crescent]

when you haven't left you close your *

[silk dirge]

My content is restricted in here, cant reach lottery sites atm sorry

[tawdry prawn]

Damn

[limpid lava]

its gonna be fun playing the switch port so i can see how much of my skills on pc transfer over to console

[silk dirge]

[silk dirge]

At 2 frames per second

[quick rock]

is that

hmm

[silk dirge]

Hmm?

[quick rock]

get this emoji from... fortnite creative

[spark ledge]

nice

[limpid lava]

switch users be like "at least its portable tho"

[quick rock]

ahh

[tawdry prawn]

@muted crescent too many caps...

[quick rock]

im a switch user

[tawdry prawn]

Too many caps @muted crescent

[silk dirge]

I get to take my calculator run SN on the go!

Now everyone else can suffer with me!

[quick rock]

lol

..

le funni

[tawdry prawn]

I'm not gonna lie i have secret neighbor on everything apart from ios.

[quick rock]

wha

make ur accounts all team (Joke)

[silk dirge]

What

[quick rock]

You spammer

joke

[spark ledge]

spam

[silk dirge]

I literally didnt spam

[quick rock]

ban him

[muted crescent]

he finds it normal that the games bug he says buy yourself a pc he finds it normal to pay a game and not be able to play

[tawdry prawn]

Xbox, gamepass
Pc, gamepass and steam
Ps4 and ps5
And now switch haha

[silk dirge]

I'll try the message again it may be the broken

It was hilarious

Positively funny

[quick rock]

no

it's not

we don't care about ur opinion

[tawdry prawn]

Lol

[silk dirge]

Aha!

It stayed!

[spark ledge]

um what...?

[muted crescent]

he succeeds too much in dev

[quick rock]

I saw it for a split second

[tawdry prawn]

Me 2

[spark ledge]

im a bit confused rn

[silk dirge]

Its horrifying actually

[tawdry prawn]

@muted crescent to many caps

[muted crescent]

you told me to pay a pc

[silk dirge]

Pay the pc

Give it your money for its services

[spark ledge]

well get one if u want to play the game what can i say 🤷

[silk dirge]

Or it wont work

[quick rock]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-its-me-dan-levy-david-david-rose-schitts-creek-gif-20772969

im there

now im famous

[silk dirge]

I just did whatever the opposite of laughing is

[quick rock]

what

[silk dirge]

Alien man

[quick rock]

AAAHHH

[tawdry prawn]

You died.. on the inside

[quick rock]

AHH

ALIEN

wait it's just the neighbor... i'm safe

[muted crescent]

Kind of * so I pay a console games and I can't play because the games are broken

[spark ledge]

what does * means

https://tenor.com/view/disable-the-ping-replies-ping-replies-dont-ping-me-warn-gif-20411479

[tawdry prawn]

Request a refund from Sony or Microsoft.

[silk dirge]

I always disable the ping

[golden musk]

anyone know how to get the film in map 1

[silk dirge]

I'm a good boi

Good lad

[quick rock]

freeze is dying

[spark ledge]

there are 2 of them

one is behind the christmas decoration box in the attic

the other, u need to do an extremely buggy event

[golden musk]

okie ty

[quick rock]

I was watching one of the films.. so cool. until Mr Peterson came and ruined it

[limpid lava]

"hey guys rate my epic combo that totally isnt just random items mashed together with 0 cohesion whatsoever"

[quick rock]

Santa Aliester

[silk dirge]

Literally my current scary neighbor

I made him look as horrifying as possible

[quick rock]

why aliens tho

[golden musk]

hey i don’t have anything on any of my neighbors

[tawdry prawn]

If your playing on ps4 or xbox and you put the film in the cinema room be aware it gets very buggy.

[golden musk]

i’m to poor

[silk dirge]

The alien head is ugly as all hell I find it hilarious

[limpid lava]

now here's one i actually put some thought into

[quick rock]

ahh

cool

[tawdry prawn]

I have about 40k gold, and all skins, apart from the spy neighbor.. From the secret neughbor board game

[silk dirge]

I dont have much

[tawdry prawn]

Neighbor*

[silk dirge]

Not enough money to be wasting it all away on coupons haha

[tawdry prawn]

You know what they should do @silk dirge

Sorry for ping

[silk dirge]

I'm right here, ping doesnt matter

I dont mind pings as long as I can identify who did it

[quick rock]

I use santa neighbor's face regualar neighbor's body and pants, and the totally reliable gloves

to make old neighbor

[silk dirge]

Santa neighbor kinda reminds me of HN2 neighbor

With the unshaven beard n all

[quick rock]

yes

[tawdry prawn]

They should have a mystery box shop where you can exchange 500 coins for a silver box and when you open that box you can get anywhere from 5 to 50 tickets

[silk dirge]

That would be cool

But maybe more than 500

Like 2000 maybe

[tawdry prawn]

Or a gold 1000 coin box where you can get anywhere from 10 tickets to 100 tickets

[silk dirge]

Cuz coins are really easy to earn

[quick rock]

i wish I got 1 trillion tickets

[limpid lava]

eh i disagree with that

would kinda invalidate the daily quests

[silk dirge]

Its a paid 20 pound game, you should be able to get coupons easier

[quick rock]

20

20,000

[tawdry prawn]

Secret neighbor club haha

[limpid lava]

if im being brutally honest with ya i dont think there should have been paid micro-transactions at all, but people would be mad if they just removed all that after they spent their hard earned money

[quick rock]

Who likes old Santa neighbor

[silk dirge]

Hope that the new xp system gives coupons for levelling up

[tawdry prawn]

Old santa ftw

[silk dirge]

Like each level up: 500 coins, 5 coupons

[tawdry prawn]

New xp system?

[quick rock]

u don't "Level up"

[silk dirge]

Yeah

[quick rock]

what

[silk dirge]

Xp system is coming this year most likely

[quick rock]

OOOO

[silk dirge]

Watch the secret neighbor roadmap

[tawdry prawn]

O. O

[limpid lava]

the devs talked about a progression system in the 2021 roadmap

basically it'd have rankings and leaderboards and all that

[silk dirge]

Talks all about levels with XP, leaderboard and new neighbor class

[quick rock]

sounds like fartnite

[silk dirge]

What

Fortnite didnt invent levelling up

[quick rock]

yes

still

[tawdry prawn]

Hahahaha my friend means forknife...

[silk dirge]

Good god what has happened to the world

[quick rock]

first game that comes in mind for some reason

[limpid lava]

if anything though, i hope the ranking system will add competitive matchmaking of some kind so i can stop playing with day 1 installs

[silk dirge]

Yeah lol

[quick rock]

hahah

[silk dirge]

I want challenge

[quick rock]

funni

Guys Sn should add a ban system for killing the neighbor

[silk dirge]

Forkknife is literally one of the game's main jokes that it does from beginning to end in the story

[quick rock]

jk

I hate the AFK ban system

[tawdry prawn]

Almost time I hope...

[quick rock]

or report

[limpid lava]

like if you reached say, idk, level 30 or something it unlocks a separate queuing pool that only can be accessed by players with level 30 or higher

that would be great

[quick rock]

Secret Neighbor YAY.. wait... u have WARIO WARE

and animal crossing

[silk dirge]

Demo

[tawdry prawn]

Yeah =)

[quick rock]

phew...

I want wario ware

[velvet hemlock]

My laptop is getting angry while I play secret neighbor. If I dont win the switch i should try saving for one

[silk dirge]

You from ireland or England?

[tawdry prawn]

England

[silk dirge]

Cool

[quick rock]

Grr Im mad game to much

im gonna die now

goodbye

[silk dirge]

As you do

[tawdry prawn]

Still locked ahahahaha

[quick rock]

Imibir

[velvet hemlock]

As in the game keeps freezing

[silk dirge]

That's good tho

Means they'll most likely be putting out the update for other consoles

[quick rock]

ooof I have a gamer's Pc and it still dies when I play

so I keep it plugged in

[velvet hemlock]

I have an weak laptop

[quick rock]

im on my laptop rn

[limpid lava]

cuz the game has a memory leaking problem, it doesnt unload some data after a round is finished so the performance will keep decreasing the more you play

[velvet hemlock]

I usually use geforce now cloud gaming to play hn games but secret neighbor isnt on there so

[quick rock]

k gonna go now

[silk dirge]

Cya

[tawdry prawn]

I'm guessing it's PDT time for secret neighbor

Bye =)

[velvet hemlock]

So that's why my storage was so low until I restarted my laptop

[silk dirge]

Might just be no one awake at tinybuild rn lol

[limpid lava]

like in my case, one time i played for nearly 3 hours straight and i saw a near 100 frame decrease

[velvet hemlock]

Wowie

[silk dirge]

Its 2am in russia currently

[tawdry prawn]

Or they forgot to turn on the switch haha

[velvet hemlock]

So a simple laptop restart could fix the game for me for a little

[limpid lava]

i think you only have to restart the game to fix the problem

[tawdry prawn]

I wonder why xbox series x and ps5 are frame locked at 30fps

[silk dirge]

Idk lol

[tawdry prawn]

They need to fix that like

[velvet hemlock]

What If the neighbor

Died

[tawdry prawn]

One thing I don't get which is stupid, when they put a update out for the game you have to download the whole game again

Every single time the update comes out it's 4.9gb with xbox and ps4 haha

[silk dirge]

Lol yeah

[limpid lava]

the latest patch for pc was 1 GB even though it was only a few bug fixes

[silk dirge]

The devs arent very experienced in the technical side of things

[tawdry prawn]

Maybe they decided to break the habit of a lifetime haha

[echo bone]

Tiny build should really add a girl neighbor.

[silk dirge]

What

Uh

Why

[limpid lava]

major updates are still around 5 GB though, the amusement park update was around that i think

[silk dirge]

Why would they completely ruin and break the story for that

They worn even have a moustache

Just no

0/10 idea

[tawdry prawn]

Here's a funny one

My pc has the 1. 5 update for HN 2

But my xbox only has the pre alpha for hello guest

I guess they couldn't be bothered to update it and put 1.5 on Microsoft store

[silk dirge]

Wish hello neighbor alphas were on ps4

Like the first game

And hn2

[limpid lava]

wasnt hello guest released on console after 1.5 released on pc

[silk dirge]

But I dont think it's coming to ps4

Soooo

[tawdry prawn]

No idea Samuel, all I know is I'm sick of playing the pre alpha for my son I want 1.5 on xbox haha

[rustic charm]

@delicate remnant will secret neighbor on switch have voice chat

[twin blaze]

no

[tawdry prawn]

Maybe

[silk dirge]

Yeah it will

[limpid lava]

firstly, moderators cant answer any questions about that stuff
secondly, why would it not have voice chat? that's one of the main selling points of the game

[silk dirge]

"Uses communication features"

[limpid lava]

also yeah it was, they rereleased it on steam as well as releasing it on console and mobile during december

[rustic charm]

the reason why i was asking is cuz im planning on buying it on switch

[silk dirge]

It will have voice chat yeah

[limpid lava]

and 1.5 came out during october

[silk dirge]

Most likely anyway

[tawdry prawn]

Any idea when we may get 2.5 on console

[silk dirge]

But you need switch online

[tawdry prawn]

Or you think it's too late

[rustic charm]

i have switch online

[silk dirge]

To anyone who has it without switch online, ya need it

[limpid lava]

probably just gonna have to wait for the full release of HN2

[tawdry prawn]

I have a feeling wr looking at October for HN 2

[rustic charm]

bye

[silk dirge]

Probably christmas actually

To market properly

For the hustle and bustle etc etc

The start of december

[tawdry prawn]

I think theyight release it around Halloween to market it with the 1. 5

[silk dirge]

Or end of November

[tawdry prawn]

Where them kids are trick or treating

[silk dirge]

We havent even got the second dev log yet

[tawdry prawn]

They call the self's tiny build cause they take tiny long steps to update their games XD

[limpid lava]

the map you see in alpha 1.5 is just a placeholder i think, the full release will have much different content

but releasing the full game on halloween would just make sense

[tawdry prawn]

Fingers crossed, they don't delay it, most the games I've wanted this year have been delayed, hogwarts legacy being one of them

[silk dirge]

Remember when hn1 got delayed

[limpid lava]

also this is starting to dip into #hello-neighbor territory now, maybe its time to move to that channel if we wanna keep discussing about HN2

[silk dirge]

And didnt even get finished before release lol

So they just shoved it out anyway

[tawdry prawn]

Yeah I'll switch back to secret neighbor, sadly I think it's PDT

PST time sorry

Because its still locked for me

[limpid lava]

it might unlock when it reaches midnight over there

[silk dirge]

They have to manually release it

Its not going to release at 12 sharp

[limpid lava]

but dont count on it

[tawdry prawn]

It's 00:19 Or it could be the eshop

As I still can't buy spelunky either

[silk dirge]

And they have to update the other versions too

[tawdry prawn]

And that releases today

[quick rock]

Hi

[silk dirge]

Fingers crossed that they update SN ps4

[tawdry prawn]

Spelunky releases today but has no option to purchase just a love heart haha

[limpid lava]

if i had to actually guess, switch release will probably be here at sometime in the morning or afternoon (in pst)

[quick rock]

You really think they will?

Not likely

[tawdry prawn]

We can pray

[quick rock]

yes

[tawdry prawn]

To the tiny build God.

[silk dirge]

Wouldnt make sense to not

Would just cause a row

[limpid lava]

assuming the switch version will have the new content

[quick rock]

I hoe[

hope

[silk dirge]

Why would it not

It would just cause people to get angry

[teal vector]

If the Nintendo Switch version has the amusement park update then PS4 and iOS will need to be updated for cross-platform to work correctly.

[quick rock]

I bought it so it'd better be worth it

[limpid lava]

the screenshots on the store page are from an old version of the game

[silk dirge]

It doesnt require much effort to push an update tou already have ready

[silk dirge]

Yep, easy as pie

[teal vector]

HN1 flashbacks

[quick rock]

Crys

[silk dirge]

They're the same on all consoles tho

[tawdry prawn]

The screen shots from the store are from the current version on ps4 I think

And xbox

[silk dirge]

Hn1 has prototype screenshots

[quick rock]

yes

like why

and 2 real ones?

[tawdry prawn]

(we don't talk about that ios car crash)

[quick rock]

what

[limpid lava]

but anyway im just saying that you shouldn't be certain about the switch port coming with the amusement park update, it'll probably lead to more disappointment if you do

[quick rock]

...

well I hope they update soon

[tawdry prawn]

I don't believe it will come with the amusement Park update, but I can hope.

[silk dirge]

If it doesnt I'm deleting the game anyway, doesnt make much of a difference to the disappointment scale

[quick rock]

Sn

[tawdry prawn]

I don't care about the map, I just want the "boo" "I see you" "get out of my house"

I'm a sad guy lol

[quick rock]

I wonder how bad Switch players will be

im one tho...

but In play on Pc

[tawdry prawn]

If they are like me... They will be awesome

[limpid lava]

im expecting a lot of AFK players

[quick rock]

Anyways Im a god Switch player

beat me in Mario on Switch I dare u

[tawdry prawn]

If they are like my Mrs who has drifstick on both joycons..

[quick rock]

I HATE joycons

[tawdry prawn]

Yeah...

[silk dirge]

Okay now you're just bragging

Joycons suck

[velvet hemlock]

I want to eat a switch joy con

[quick rock]

there are so many cons

[silk dirge]

They're drifty and small and uncomfortable

[silk dirge]

Get out.

[limpid lava]

i play with the pro controller cuz its way more comfortable

[tawdry prawn]

If you see a neighbor twirling round on switch it's her haha.

[velvet hemlock]

If I win the switch who wants me to speed run hello neighbor once I learn the controls

[tawdry prawn]

I just play with a ps4 controller on switch

[silk dirge]

What

[tawdry prawn]

?

[silk dirge]

A ps4 controller ok switch?

Is that possible without a connector thingy?

[tawdry prawn]

Or a xbox controller

Yeah I have a 8bitdo connector

Beat £10 I ever spent hook's up a Bluetooth controller and it's amazing

Playing super Mario with a ps4 controller it's like using a Pro controller

[silk dirge]

Must feel incredibly weird

[tawdry prawn]

It runs very very smooth

The only thing I gotta get used to is the buttons

I'm currently looking at a venom charging pack that also doubles as a stand

[silk dirge]

If ps4 doesnt update I will personally stoem over to tinybuild headquarters

And then grab the ceo until their face melts off and they vaporise into simming posters

[quick rock]

no

[silk dirge]

Yes

[quick rock]

true

[quick rock]

lol

[tawdry prawn]

Or dapperat

We could do the British thing

[quick rock]

what

[merry geode]

guys anyone know how to send invite to friends?

[quick rock]

u can't

[limpid lava]

you dont, you have to make a custom game lobby and send them the name and password

[quick rock]

u have to make a custom lobby

[tawdry prawn]

We could grab Alex, bundle him I to the car take him to the winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for it all to blow over.

[quick rock]

what

no

[velvet hemlock]

Aw yeah

The neighbor left during the round so I got a kid win and this acheivment

[tawdry prawn]

There is one other way you could get you and your friend into the same game on random find games.

I think I have the whole 1000 gamerscore on xbox

[quick rock]

@velvet hemlock Now win a game as the neighbor without turning into the neighbor

[velvet hemlock]

How

How does that happen

[twin blaze]

" L e t m e o u t . "

[quick rock]

wait for the timer to end

[limpid lava]

just camp and knock the kids down until timer runs out lol

[quick rock]

no

[twin blaze]

nooooooo

[quick rock]

ahah

[tawdry prawn]

Easy use the detective and grab the keys and hide them

[quick rock]

yes

or that

[limpid lava]

or if you wanna go the route of keeping the others from playing the video game entirely, use scout so you can easily knock em down again with the slingshot

[quick rock]

or maker sure u are playing with Ios players

[tawdry prawn]

Good idea

[quick rock]

i mean u can't

but wait for 5 years olds

[tawdry prawn]

The only trophy I hated getting was ungrabable

[quick rock]

wdym

[tawdry prawn]

The ungrabable trophy

Get caught by the neigh or 5 times but then somebody got to save you those 5 times

And then you gotta escape.

[limpid lava]

ez just pick brave and farm counter strike on him

[quick rock]

I hate scout

she's annoying

[tawdry prawn]

I hate brave but have all her skins haha

[quick rock]

lol

anyways

don't you love when:

[limpid lava]

good scout and leader players annoy me to no end because of how OP those classes are

[quick rock]

some random inventors start spamming help

[tawdry prawn]

I think the radar button needs a nerf

[quick rock]

no

NO

NIO

[tawdry prawn]

Maybe once every minute haha

[quick rock]

NO

have u seen the old one

the one u could use the whole game

while walking

[tawdry prawn]

The portable one lol

[quick rock]

yes to OP

[limpid lava]

imo it should also be neighbor only, cuz i think having the ability to see everyone in the house is a bit too OP for a kid to have

[tawdry prawn]

I tell you what I don't like, the new radar doesn't show kids hiding in wardrobe

[quick rock]

ikr

if a kid camps don't worry

they are gonna lose anyway

[tawdry prawn]

At least I know if if I can't see them on the map they are in a wardrobe.

[quick rock]

When I see Braves as Neighbor I run away

[spark ledge]

ya coward

[quick rock]

the braves are gonna spam me with boxes non stop and start emoting and going sweaty... wait is this Secret Neighbor

[velvet hemlock]

YOOO I got a kids win at golden apple

[quick rock]

I killed someone with speed hacks, a brave with speed hacks

[velvet hemlock]

I'm def getting coins now

[quick rock]

omg

I hope there's no new kid class

[velvet hemlock]

545 coinsss

[quick rock]

I hope there's atleast 6 neighbor classes like the kids

[tawdry prawn]

545 coins from a victory ornlr 545 coins altogether?

[limpid lava]

i think it'd be cool if there was side grades though, alternate abilities you can purchase with coins

[quick rock]

ppfft have u seen people with 90,000 coins???

even like 200,000

[limpid lava]

how does someone earn 545 coins in a single match? there isnt even that many coins on the map

[tawdry prawn]

I used to be one of them. People. With 100k coins

[quick rock]

I spend coins

to fast

[tawdry prawn]

My coins currently

[quick rock]

holy-

[tawdry prawn]

And my son has 46k so he is beating me

[quick rock]

who has more than 100 hours of playtime

[limpid lava]

i only have 6K coins but that's because i dont play quick game too often and only not too long ago purchased every item in the shop

[twin blaze]

doode

@feral sorrel

[quick rock]

I can't even play custom games

[twin blaze]

now is the time to FLEX

[limpid lava]

uh

[tawdry prawn]

Yeha that was me too Samuel

[quick rock]

I get kicked

for no reason

[feral sorrel]

i have 115k coins

[tawdry prawn]

Bare with me I'll just convert my hours played

[quick rock]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-mother-of-pearl-god-damn-it-gif-11818430

[quick rock]

omg

my mind

[quick rock]

AAHHH

[tawdry prawn]

1152 hours played for. Me

[feral sorrel]

i also have 2093 play time hours

[quick rock]

AHHHHH

AHHH

haha

ha...

[tawdry prawn]

About 46 days or something for me haha

[boreal bay]

Not that many coins (compared to others)

[feral sorrel]

and its growing right now

[quick rock]

wait till they see my Switch hours...

wait what

Sn right?

ok

yes

does anyone have more playtime hours

i'd like to see

[tawdry prawn]

Wait till they see dapperats Nintendo switch hours

Turned on game

Played 2 minutes

Deleted game

Man arrested for trying to. Acid tiny build ceos face off

[quick rock]

lol

[tawdry prawn]

You know what the scary part is, I think the above statement would be true haha

[limpid lava]

i know some guy has 3K hours

[quick rock]

Imagine Brave and Scout together

[quick rock]

Holy fu-

[tawdry prawn]

Imagine detective and leader

[quick rock]

My mind is...

[limpid lava]

the boyfriend and girlfriend combo

[quick rock]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[tawdry prawn]

That cat got diabetes

[quick rock]

lol

it my cat tho... (I wish)

(I wish I had one)

[slate loom]

You know who it is

[quick rock]

no

[tawdry prawn]

Do you think if they bring out the update for the amusement Park it will fix the running on the spot glitch

[silk dirge]

Who says I'd get caught?

[tawdry prawn]

True haha

[quick rock]

Kinda hard to see but is that

3,000 hours

that's

um

let me see...

[slate loom]

3,431,3

[silk dirge]

125 days

[quick rock]

Holy Mother of Pearl

[silk dirge]

142 days actually

Of secret neighbor

Non stop

[quick rock]

WTH

[silk dirge]

That's unironically kinda sad

[quick rock]

WHA

[slate loom]

Yep I know

[quick rock]

I wish I had that many hours

wait no

[tawdry prawn]

That's not sad that's dedication

[quick rock]

does anyone have more hours

[tawdry prawn]

I'd buy you a beer but I don't drink and I'm not sure you are old enough to have one

[quick rock]

or do u (joke)

I think the neighbor has more than 3,000 hours of play time look at his eys

[silk dirge]

Buy him a... a root beer?

[quick rock]

ROOT

[slate loom]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-cheers-gif-12886582

[tawdry prawn]

😂😂😂

[quick rock]

BEER

give

me

now

[silk dirge]

You good?

[quick rock]

no

[tawdry prawn]

That guys face after he thinks he's spilt some haha

The guy in the grey

[quick rock]

Secret Neighbor

[tawdry prawn]

He's like yeah hahaha wait what..

Still not available on switch haha

[quick rock]

https://tenor.com/view/secret-neighbor-hello-neighbor-brave-secret-neighbor-leader-secret-neighbor-bagger-secret-neighbor-gif-21379527

help

[tawdry prawn]

They changed the date 26/08/2022

[silk dirge]

Lol

[quick rock]

wait what

[silk dirge]

Imagine

[quick rock]

phew

[tawdry prawn]

I could haha this is tiny build

[silk dirge]

Yeah lol

Hopefully they're spending all this time updating???

[quick rock]

I can't wait till I play tomorrow

SN

on switch

[silk dirge]

Or doing what they did with hn1 and doing f*ck all?

[quick rock]

what the fu- umm what did u say

[tawdry prawn]

I wonder if the eshop has a reset time.

[quick rock]

lol

hm

I have one

[tawdry prawn]

Because spelunky 1 and 2 both release today

But I can't buy them or play them at the moment

So maybe eshop is the problem

[silk dirge]

Uh... fick?

[quick rock]

Is this really... IOS

Neighbor your shirt

um

he

um there's something wrong with it it's a little ugly

[tawdry prawn]

He put on some weight

[silk dirge]

Lol

My guy looks like hes got

[tawdry prawn]

Or maybe he doesn't want to be a he anymore.

[silk dirge]

Um

[tawdry prawn]

Maybe that dude getting his wish about a girl neighbor 😂😂😂

[silk dirge]

insert word I'll get banned for

Oh lord lol

[limpid lava]

🤨

[quick rock]

Oh god

ugly

[tawdry prawn]

I paid like £48 for switch versions I hope I get to play today haha

[silk dirge]

You will

Give em time

[tawdry prawn]

Before anyone asks, copy for me, copy for Mrs, copy for little one

[silk dirge]

at least you'll have an up to date game to play, isnt that right tinybuild?!

[sinful plume]

too bad

[tawdry prawn]

Ha don't make me laugh

[silk dirge]

I like to imagine you obtained a bootleg version of the game from a dark alleyway for 45 pound

[quick rock]

pounds

[tawdry prawn]

No I got 3 copies for 45 haha

Shame they weren't proper copies and had to be store instead

[slate loom]

Is it physical copies?

[tawdry prawn]

I hate buying digital as it never really feels like yours.

[silk dirge]

Hard copies are better yeah

[tawdry prawn]

No Herbert I don't think they released secret neighbor on switch as a hard copy

[silk dirge]

Digital games are just one click away from straight up being gone

They wre I think

[tawdry prawn]

If they did I'd be gutted hahab

[silk dirge]

They are*

[quick rock]

TinyBuild: Here Secret Neighbor Switch
Switch players: With all updates right?
TinyBuild: ....
Switch player: With all updates... right?

[silk dirge]

It says it will

They said it will have all the updates every console enjoys

But

Console doesnt enjoy the updates

[quick rock]

I only bought SN cause of LE

[silk dirge]

But they're technically not lying

You win this time, tinybuild

[slate loom]

They update on iOS but it just a patch

Like bug fixes

No map 5 and trophies

[quick rock]

The 5 year olds that play on IOS won't care

[silk dirge]

The big bois on ps4 will though

[tawdry prawn]

I think the base game for switch will be the same as current ps4 and xbox, with no trophy map 5 or emotes

[silk dirge]

And they do

[quick rock]

I love the new emotes for neighbor

[tawdry prawn]

Gutted

[quick rock]

and PC

[silk dirge]

From first hand experience I very much care

PC get the updates tho

[quick rock]

yes

I mean If I were to play on Switch I would care

what about the NES players

I mean Atari

[silk dirge]

Phone battery on 3%, dont be surprised if I randomly drop out of the conversation soon haha

[tawdry prawn]

Secret neighbor dropping on atari 2022

Confirmed

[quick rock]

Magnavox Odyssey players?

[silk dirge]

Secrer neighbor dropping on nokea

[quick rock]

what about the PS7 payers

[silk dirge]

Nokia*

[limpid lava]

leaked gameplay of the new atari port

[quick rock]

Nikita

[silk dirge]

Dude

[slate loom]

Secret neighbor coming to iPhone 3

[quick rock]

epic

[silk dirge]

The neighbor looks awesome

[tawdry prawn]

Game of the year nomination right there Samuel!

[silk dirge]

Current ios port looks like it's on iphone 3 lmao

[quick rock]

Yes

It does

it's ugly

[limpid lava]

it only looks half way decent if you have a really expensive phone, but even then it still looks kinda eh

[tawdry prawn]

I think what gets me, is there is so much potential with this game to. Be a great game, but they are moving so slow and not putting 100% into the game

And it saddense because they really could take this game to a whole new level.

[silk dirge]

They ain't even putting 5% into the game lol

[quick rock]

Someone form 1927 sent me this (first Neighbor class)

[tawdry prawn]

I mean look at a game called dead by daylight, kinda same game layout.. look at where that was in 2015 to where its at now.

[silk dirge]

They're putting less than 1/7 of the work they should be putting in

[limpid lava]

they're more interested in selling cosmetics than actually making the gameplay social deduction, cuz its really just a brawl right now

[silk dirge]

Yeah

Lack of updates as well

[quick rock]

the first ever character in Sn

[silk dirge]

Lack of bringing updates to other platforms

[limpid lava]

neighbor always transforms in 2 minutes and the sound effects are so loud there's no point in even trying to be sneaky

[tawdry prawn]

I think they need to go look at dead by daylight and get some tips.

[silk dirge]

wink wink tinybuild

Phone battery 1 percent

O no

[quick rock]

@silk dirge To many caps

[tawdry prawn]

That was a game on the brink of dying and then look at it.

[quick rock]

im a bot

[silk dirge]

I'm going to disappear soon

[quick rock]

die

wait what

no

[limpid lava]

you're gonna be like

[tawdry prawn]

Pulled it back and stronger then ever. Come on tinybuild DM me and I'll get your game up to where it needs to be with my ideas

[quick rock]

oh look Thanos from Fortnite...

[tawdry prawn]

Number 1 being, you can flush the toilet in secret neighbor.

Forknife*

[limpid lava]

maybe you should be DMing hologryph instead since they're the team that actually develops the game

tinyBuild is just a publisher

[quick rock]

ok im a TB dev i'll DM

(jk)

[tawdry prawn]

I've already had 2 tinybuild people. DM me asking me for input and passing it onto the dev team

So I just go through them now

[limpid lava]

alright

[slate loom]

I hate how the Nintendo Eshop on the developer said Tinybuild like come on give hologryph and Eerie guest credits

[quick rock]

(Joke)

[quick rock]

So far Nintendo hasn't released a trailer of SN

[limpid lava]

i hope the next update focuses on improving the actual gameplay to make it be like as advertised

[quick rock]

lol

I hope

but

still

[boreal bay]

Earthquake!

[ancient kiln]

@dense yoke nice commentary lol

[dense yoke]

Yes

[copper escarp]

anyone wanna play this game

?

[dense yoke]

SN lighting is too dark

[faint vapor]

Maybe only TinyBuild is the only registered company. Most Nintendo games don't list all of the companies used in games release because they just aren't registered on Nintendo's list

Hope that makes at least a little sense, I'm pretty tired

[eternal bluff]

Has anyone gotten sn switch yet?

Like played it?

[scenic roost]

no

comeso ut tomrmow

[eternal bluff]

12:00 am?

[scenic roost]

iunno

[copper escarp]

Y’all I have a theory

You know the black stuff around the neighbors eyes in sn? Maybe he is possessed by the thing and it’s using his body to do it’s dirty work and the neighbor isn’t actually psycho

[remote sluice]

the thing doesn't really exist

and SN is kids imagination

[copper escarp]

I doesn’t look like their imagination in the show

[remote sluice]

...

what

the pilot is set before act 1

SN is after

also

its heavily implied

so...

[copper escarp]

it's a representation of fear

[remote sluice]

yeah...

i dont think you can get possessed by fear.... maybe idk i never finished fear class?

[copper escarp]

Why y’all have to shut me down like that 🥲

[remote sluice]

idk

[tawdry prawn]

Still can't play SN on switch haha

[hybrid ridge]

Show is before SN

[copper escarp]

It’s around the time when it starts

[hybrid ridge]

Cuz your theory have been proved wrong by SN Rocket event

[hybrid ridge]

Ye, they start to plan to save Nicky

[mossy escarp]

you sure?

we don't even have a single canon episode

[hybrid ridge]

oh ye

[copper escarp]

Can y’all let me live

[hybrid ridge]

I forgot

[hybrid ridge]

You are living

[copper escarp]

Ur killing me

[mossy escarp]

also again

wouldnt matter if there were episodes

the show isnt linear

all the episodes take place in different timeframes

[hybrid ridge]

Ikr

[mossy escarp]

so one can technically be after act 2

[hybrid ridge]

Alex told it

[hybrid ridge]

We arent

[copper escarp]

By responding you’re

You are*

[hybrid ridge]

The rocket event in SN just confirms that SN was just imagination

They planned to save Nicky

But they didnt execute it

[copper escarp]

Or maybe it’s that map that’s in their imagination

[hybrid ridge]

everything in SN is imagination

[copper escarp]

Even trinitys cat?

[hybrid ridge]

Its not her cat tbh