#secret-neighbor
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No updates
Of course we still have no update
Alex lie to us
Especially that sexy green and blue sofa
wheres portal 3
No
Wheres Portal 4
We already have HL Alex
I cant count to 3
did you say ALEX
xD
bruh
alyx not alex
SN
Alright i have delete sn for now untill updated
SNail paced updates
For now i'm playing Valorants
good for you
When will we be on topic
No one knows
Yes, no, maybe, I don't know
...
Y'now, we complain about the fact that SN has no balancing, and there's hackers, but the real problem is the chipped wood left overs
Yeah the game is dying
yeah
yeah
Nope is not out yet
it'll come out in 2025 and will be delayed to 3030
Releasing August 33rd
and delayed yet again to never
the update is releasing on the thirteenth month on the thirteenth day on the twentieth year
because i cant get pass the loading screen without it crashing
And it’s so unbalance
bruh...
Throw an item that doesnt throw far at all (crate, green footrest, weight, bowling ball)
Then right as it is in throw mode press Q twice (make sure you're brave and press it twice fast)
And right aftet you press q twice press e and the bowling ball or whatever becomes a better weapon than a box
nice
well map 1 has too many lonely assets
I noticed the vacuum cleaner, the gym stuff, the banana peel, baseball shooter, teddy bear, doll house, darts, and pink bush are hidden away never to be used again
164 hours i have
180 hours i have
Let's get to 666 bois
Oh yeah let's do that
@tinybuildgames You know that many people cannot pay and play this game on PC and Xbox One. Kindly try to bring this game on Android and iOS so that we all can play it. Looking forward for a positive response
lmao ios
you realized theres no one called tinybuildgames in this server and it would run horrid on android and ios
and if there is someone called that they wont be a community manager and you would be well warned not to ping someone thats not a community manager
and then he pings alex
"looking forward for a positive response"
bruh this is discord not a business email
lol
and he might be below 13 because he is asking for sn on android and ios
it will either 1: over heat and die or 2: lag so hard and die
both
and if it has cross play then pc players then
Yeah because “cough” “cough” box spammers and brave mains “cough” “cough”
what
Guys i just got the game
rip rocket update
@tinybuildgames You know that many people cannot pay and play this game on PC and Xbox One. Kindly try to bring this game on Android and iOS so that we all can play it. Looking forward for a positive response
@copper escarp 🤡
Brutal gamer
@tinybuildgames You know that many people cannot pay and play this game on PC and Xbox One. Kindly try to bring this game on Android and iOS so that we all can play it. Looking forward for a positive response
lolno
it will either 1: over heat and die or 2: lag so hard and die
- explode
"Kindly try to bring this game on Android and iOS so that we all can play it."
thats not something they can do within a week, porting a game isn't something easy, why do you think hello neighbor took so long to get to ios and android?
everything about this message SCREAMS "im bellow 13:
they cant even keep xbox up to date
adding IOS and android versions would be a literal mistake
would be a bloody nightmare for the devs
also they cant release a update the date they promised to release it which was a week so yeah, porting to mobile is gonna cause bad crap too happen
@copper escarp you should know the nightmares of game development
people that camp at the basement door, especially those who are kids, at the end of the round when its been unlocked, deserve to go to hell
Well today is a new week
Alex lie to us or maybe he forgot a update in 7 days
Maybe they still working on the update
or maybe they had a technical problem
You know how in the original secret neighbor how when kids were captured they just fell on the floor as corpses?
Trying to recreate it
cool
I'll send some videos soon
Ragdoll properties are weird
I'm going to make the Bagger, Detective and Leader into Mannequins and leave the other three as straight corpses
"help"
xD
Inventor IS dead inside
They keep ending up in these weird poses with their heads halfway though the floor, Let me rework the colliders...
Brave is dead with a broken arm
Yeah...
Brave broke her arm just like I nearly did yesterday
I ran into a chair in the dark
It was painful but nothing broke
Anyway SN
You need flashlight dude
Yeah
I should play SN with you guys if I ever get that new pc
Just a warning my voice is still a bit high pitched
I'm not a screaming squeaker luckily, I just have a slightly higher pitched voice
Why are you doing this to me
Does anyone like my suggestion to change rage
no
oke
I do unity, not steam workshop, that stuff be cursed
Fair enough
I'm not a screaming squeaker luckily, I just have a slightly higher pitched voice
@copper escarp there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that lol
Lets see how they react to some certain things
it’s called being human lol
@copper escarp there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that lol
@oblique hinge yeah
:)
I guess
I have SN on Steam just need that new pc this Christmas
Luckily my brother's helping buy it
It would be cool to see something similar to that in the game but
Sadly I don’t think it’s going to happen 😔
yeah
I guess they thought that it would be too morbid
lol
No they didn’t do it because they wanted a pg rating
Or something
So that’s why half the players in qg are screaming 4 year olds
Custom game with a password anyone?
nah I'm good
"horror game"
It’s supposed to be a horror game but it’s really not
if your gonna make a horror game dont try to get a pg rating
You know how everyone here has been harassing the devs about the update? Let’s do that but instead of an update, we harass them for dead bodies ✨
what?
I wonder how the person playing as the neighbor feels when he catches everyone but me, and then I get all the keys and he camp's the basement door so I pull out the rifle and bam... Leave 😂😂😂
Next I might work on some better dead remains
Like the posters and shoes
But tailored to fit the character
That died
cool
lovely, next week and no update
Yeah I want a update about the update...
Peterson I got a joke for you... Knock knock
I fought @vital dawn and the law won...
?
Your probably to young to even know that song haha
Omfg-
Peterson I got a joke for you knock knock...
Whos there
Yeah I am
yep
Tbh
You never know
it looks pretty real
but like
Also
How come yall are whining about Easter Items
when we literally have a Christmas cosmetic in the shop rn
wow
nah they’re bringing back the Neighbor easter skins
ono
@oblique hinge yeah, But we have Baggers Christmas Bag in the shop rn
yeah but it isn’t as bad as bringing real money skins back. shows how lazy they are, they’re not making new skins so instead they bring back old ones to try and squeeze some money out of players
yeah but they could just make new skins
that image of imbir in SN is most definetly just a PNG slapped on there with it just made darker and some effects to make it look like the cat is there
We ask them to add corpses next
The corpses were not here because of replication not working properly with ragdolls apparently... And they're mannequins not actual people so I think it would still be a pg rating
l i m i t
I find Neighbor house from update
a l e x
High resolution
high res
has the update came out yet
AleEx liEd abOOut sn uPdATe
i mean personaly i think alex just gets really excited for these updates and just blurts out about it before its ready
Alex told me a joke about secret neighbor the other day.. It goes knock knock..
...
whos there
Not the secret neighbor update 😂😂😂😂😂

nebor
Pftt we wish.
I like that clicking the image doesn't enlarge it
7 Developers now
on pc
Yeah almost all the devs are online
but leave them alone
no harassment
Anyone play Xbox and want to do the eye/ Smith Easter egg??
I don't think the update will happen today maybe tomorrow or friday
Whoops
kinda surprising more devs online and no branch updates at all
I swear my good friend @oblique hinge said that if they release any info on the update today they would buy Alex a year's worth of pizza... I saw him write that in the Russian chat.... I can't speak Russian but I saw him say it!
they might prepare?
Don't be so silly, you and I both know that when you say day off they still get harassed haha
?
Update out?
Nope. :(
I swear my good friend @oblique hinge said that if they release any info on the update today they would buy Alex a year's worth of pizza... I saw him write that in the Russian chat.... I can't speak Russian but I saw him say it!
@tawdry prawn Genix never wrote anything in russian chat
It's a bit bad they ain't given us anything I'm following a game that's under development at the moment and they have given a date of the 26th August when their updates out.. And the games not even finished... Brilliant game called grounded...
@copper escarp it was a joke =)
I don't like Grounded tbh, kinda bias but i just love SN more :D
I love em both =)
Right I'm actually making a stand right now.. Its my mams birthday tomorrow (seriously it is) and NO-ONE is getting any birthday cake until we get info on this update...
i never wanted birthday cake but ok
Freggers for that remark you get birthday cake.
100% an #off-topic conversation but oh well
I think we as a community need to add to secret neighbor. I propose we give the neighbor a birthday such as the 3rd of September and we commemorate it with a secret neighbor theme update, where the house has birthday banners and balloons with candy in them... Just saying
or just do it on october 24th, when secret neighbor released
See that would be a good idea if it wasn't going to run so close to Halloween
idk it would be interesting to have a halloween birthday mashup
besides what does the third of september have to do with anything? why not make it december 8th, or july 23rd, or june 13th, etc
Maybe they could have balloons that have things inside them such as glue inside 1, a chocolate bar inside the other and maybe a coin multiplier
Yeah I think us as a community need to determine his birthday..
im just gonna go for december 8th as my headcanon cuz that was when HN released
yeah
sometimes Oz is on for updates
but yeah, mostly the reason for a lot of devs is work
if there were more devs or oz was on id prob be expecting an update more
ok thanks
stands up applauding speech bravo!
I don't k ow about you but his speech got me very emotional.
@spice ocean no
Oh my god its that world famous YouTuber Golden experience... I hope he doesn't say my name or I might just fanboy all over him...
PricyCracker
ok
Oh my god what a cliff hanger!!!
Yes-
I am him but on a phone
ik
Because why not
Anyways anybody think the hit box for the neighbor needs to be nerfed or just me?
I mean I might be talking out my bum but yeah I think it does haha
Still No UPDATES
yes we know
A few people commented on alot of devs being online but apart from that we got Sweer F A...
if they are delaying the update for just a little bug then i seriously doubt it
I hope is coming this week
Then why would Alex say that something might be Rocketing onto secret neighbor.
Well all you guys got map 3 and I'm stuck on map 2 haha can I get a R. I. P XBOX
Oh you use XBOX? i use the far superior ABOX
They have small developers who work on Xbox port
It’s taking a long time to port besides they release a beta version instead of final version
they seriously need more devs on Xbox
Isn't Xbox 1 person
i think its 2 people
that's still not enough
Yes
They need at least 8
we have similar PFP's @copper escarp
I hate my new pfp
Me too
hey atleast people can tell who is talking now
ok I changed it again
SPAH
Edit: I fixed the spelling of SPAH, i will now jump off a bridge for the sins i have committed
Spah sappin' my dispenser
anyway
xd
nebor
what's different about the neighbor in the image?
that he isn't the sn neighbor and is off topic
Oh looks like someone phoned the fun police -. -
No
i wouldn’t even joke about that, mainly because it’s a fact, not a punchline
Wait it was a joke
I thought they had plans for parity
i don’t think they’ll ever be in parity tbh
how do you know
They are still working on it
@copper escarp it doesn’t matter, just because they will EVENTUALLY get an update out, doesn’t mean it isn’t bad that Xbox are extremely behind
But the update will most likely equalize them
all platforms deserve all updates on the same day, the same hour, the same minute, the same second. they need to get their game together
Not even big games like dead by daylight can get all updates out on all platforms at the same time
They need to get more porters so xbox can actually keep up
sooo they should have just done a PC release in october @dusty rover
Sure, whatever
and when they get a bigger team, add the game to xbox and ps4 lol
And that's why they're not making PS4 and others platforms yet
I think it should be on xbox cause kids can't afford $2000 pcs
They could've released PS4 and other platforms already
but they haven't
All the stuff in files is there
that’s what i think they should have done but tinyBuild wanted an Xbox exclusivity deal
but they haven't
@dusty rover that’s because they have a 1 year exclusivity deal with Xbox game pass,
Well tinybuild wants a lot of things whether it's good or bad for the game they don't really take that into account
so they can’t release on any other platform YET, until the deal with Xbox is over
Then why are you here
o
Hologryph does not have the right priorities when it comes to updates
they should be fixing the absolute horrible balancing this game has
but they just keep adding events updates
the only "balancing" they did was reducing stun time which again has shown to do nothing
stadia would probably be the best controller for HN
on xbox it's kinda meh
@copper escarp bruh on xbox its trash, they don’t care about xbox lol
well it's will be same on ps4, most likely
yep
i can't believe they said they were gonna release it on PS4, Switch, and maybe mobile without parity with two platforms
lol
SN should just be removed from xbox
Then wasted 15 bucks
i dont have xbox
Some xbox players might rage but seriously
I play on computer and switch like a normal person
Hey I'm 27 and I play secret neighbor on xbox 😂😂
But yeah secret neighbor on xbox are full of squeekers... -. -
a high priced sodium square
I like the "I'm not the neighbor" then I hit them 3 times and boom they were the neighbor 😂😂
lol
I legit might have traumatized some kids
"IM NOT THE NEIGHBOR STOP SLAPPING ME" then right after that they grab the child the kill them
I came around and they didnt expect it and they screamed so loud. Then I joined their new lobby and they were scared.
thanks
You’re welcome!
Oh shoot
I made people afraid of carpets
how
Just play my map
you mean carpet traps?
c a r p e t t r a p
map 2 event leak
I made people afraid of carpets
neighbor made me afraid of vacuum cleaners
patrick is mad that he got rickrolled yesterday
We're not gonna be getting any update anytime soon because. When the summer update released Hologryph were like: Okay so we released the summer update and it's got level editor, the fans can create their own maps it's gonna keep them entertained forever. And we got 3 maps now, the first map didn't get stale for like 2 years so we're good on that part, and before this update we've balanced the game so were good, no updates needed
you can
but we haven't gotten update in like 2 months
That's standard
We were on christmas update for three months
so people were already kind of bored of it when it came out officially
yeah but the look and feel
It was dragged out
summer update was best because LE
yeah but the maps can be only played in custom game
so?
You could have an inappropriate build pop up in quick game
Or a lag map
or a parkour map
those don't work
How are the characters with sn and tf2
Dedective-spy


OML
Hehe
my eyes
Heheheh
How the characters tf2 relationship
?
?
Make the mannequins ragdoll
That’s an warning.
OMG why would he shoot innocent ppl on the no russian mission
bruh
anyway
How is that video funny
thank you
Funny.
purged
sn amiright gamers
unless u got something wrong with you, ain't here to judge
What
Gaming
ok
Yes many updates
Ok
many balance
also everytime theres a purge you dont have to say "purge???/ a purge happened?" my guy lmao
"Your in the neighbor"
ey it's classicjrb
Hell ye
oh god
purge???
not again
Dude stop
that was unfunny
n o
baka its your time to die now
i already dead
oh a execution?
no don't kill baka
d e a d
🔫
puts his hands in the air like he just don't care
i knew it would get counted as emoji spam
Rip
blame mecit
guess i shouldn't have done it
he started it
balme him yus
yes
yes, but actually no.
He said guys lets play with emojis
because yes and NU
so wtf is happening
everyone was playing emoji sn
k
i dont care who started it, i just care that you stop, and stay on the topic of the channel
Like 3 people
yeah
Classic +respect
imbir is for HN 2 chat
you sure?
GASP
yeah because she is from HN 2
but nothing
xd
imbir is HN 2
b a l a n c e
not SN
Balancing would like to have a word with you
coins are cool to find hope the don't remove
ok what is it
Well balancing was concerned you forgot about it
also if u put ur mouse over coins it goes black i wonder if their gonna make it a v-bucks shop like fortnite does
the first hn is unbalenced
b a l a n c e
Balance is key
have 175 coins
I have 1233
but the need to fix there spawning area
there
for coins
their?
ha you correct your self
IN the gramophone?
Thank you guys for 25,000 subscribers and I'll see you in the next one!
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Mmm okay
it repairs damaged saucepans
Oh
crowbar and wrench have no use
they should have a tutorial or something that tells you what the items do
i just reqlsied in one of the film reels when they were a thing t tease HGA, it showed more then we get to see in game for the ending.
good ending?
HGA doesnt have a bad ending or a good ending
i mean when you beat the game playing as quentin
what else does it show then
instead of cutting out when man in hat reaches quentin it shows man in hat trying to like arrest him or whatever
then cuts out
so like a second more than wut we see in HGA
if im correct in that tape quintin also punches the man in the hat
No he just kinda collapses into him
i sware he punched him but at the same time im most likely wrong with how the tape was playing
well yeah, we saw MiH trying to arrest Quentin too, if u went into unlit mode
i dont even remember how to go in unlit mode
So wait the map just goes dark when the rest will play
Yes
Still no news on an update?
no
damn
No
Yeah rocket updates out now with the winter update.
@tawdry prawn ?
why did my game update lol
hacks
witchcraft
witchcraft i say witchcraft! Ive seen JoshInkMachine with a witch!
o-oh ok
its witchcraft then
for some reason i thought it did that because maintenance, but it's not maintenance night, maintenance night is tmrw
how dare they have maintenance at a different time it can only be on maintenance night
steams not actually down for maintenance rn tho
e
Oof not even a tease from any of the developers saying the update is in progress
xD
Yes
i LOVE secret neighbor - free game
Dis is ridiculous
I just ran into 3 teamers that killed me right when I opened the basement
isnt SN fun
rare
honestly if you hack or team in SN you're probably just really bored and need someone to love
That moment the neighbor tries to team up with someone and they deny it and just shoot the neighbor with the gun
Also yes omg this guy has infinite boxes hes hacker
Little project that I'm working on, I'll show more when I finish them
Oh god class concept art
It's the best I have to fit the poster style
I guess it makes sense. It was probably a quick sketch of him
looks epic
Noice
Being underaged
Yeah they literally confessed to being underaged
Dang
Oop
Vanish the sequel
Who was it?
I know its the same person from HN discord but i cant remember therye name
W.I.P
why did i think that was a very bent and contorted smith
now that i took like 10 seconds too look at it i realized its Brave's belongings
Yes
🎉
i can unlock neighbor shirt for leader soon because it's on the store
250 coins gonna get dat
can't wait
hel lo neibeor
credits to my friend nada for making this along time ago of me
He doesn’t plan to throw it at you, he plans to swing it directly into your nose
Braves items
looks like bat spamming couldnt save her this time
glasses, wallet, camera,
oh yeah the badge and shoes
I'm thinking about doing something special with the glasses
for inventor I'm going to have his glasses snapped in the middle
and I'm going to have the detectives glass cracked in one eye
imagine that
the neighbor breaking his glasses and as he tries to run he just grabs him
Idk how to make a broken glass texture so stock photos here I come
well you could edit the model too
Hell no
I don't feel like adding 9000 tri's
Also theres no glass in the glasses so I'ma gonna have to work around that too
Random circle in the lenses here i come
wait theres no glass???
bruh whhhhhh
You can't see the glass sometimes so why does it need to exist
hes faking it!
maybe just make glass, edit a cube in a weird bendy shape, and put it in the middle of the glass and add a boolean modifier to delete the part of the glass? idk if you did this make the cube super skinny
anybody like my completely original brave avatar I think I am the first person to main brave and use shark hat with painter outfit
looks good!!1
thanks
im thinking of just downing random people just for the sake of downing people
and if I get caught I find it best to do alt + f4
sounds like a fun and totally not toxic time
so I have to spend 5 minutes loading up the game
just so the neighbro doesnt get like 5 extra coins
Enzo
da glasses cracked doe
he do be looking like that doe
Best part of making the photos black and white is I don't have to worry about the colours being accurate
Does anyone know what the chain thing that the bagger has on his pants is?
This thing
no idea
Weird
Should I add the inventors gloves to his missing items or na
like have them draped over his shoes or something
I'm going to use his hammer, shoes, pliers and glasses
Asking if I should add the gloves too
his gloves arent iconic so I dont think they should eb included
but thats just my opinion
Alright

Rip inventor
I like these a lot
I hope maybe if one of the dev's notices these and likes them I could send them over and they could be added, I mean its all of their assets I just tweeked them slightly
or if dev's dont acknoledge them, then it may be possibl to make it a mod
but that would most likely need modified scripts
Yeah it would
Also the stance on mods for SN is pretty strict
I don't really wanna open that can of worms
Hey does anyone know how to talk in voice chat on Xbox?
inventors concept art image be looking kinda like flint lockwood
hi
o noes she got simminged
nice
Can someone send me all the kid concept art
Yeah give me a minute
such as these?
Yes
His head is too flat in the concept
All the class concepts look weird
What about the others
inventor glasses go snap
detective glasses go crack
Looks official not fan made
About Scout's concept art. She looked like a caveman
Tampons for teeth
caveman??
Well cavewoman I guess
I wanna see how scout would look with long hair
terrifying
terrifying
Like always
i demand scout with long hair
Please yes
i made scout with long hair, but it started haunting my dreams so i deleted it
Reasons im saying this: cuz scouts my fav class
i made scout with long hair, but it started haunting my dreams so i deleted it
@half lichen make it again
Scout is my main in SN
I doodled a picture of a Russian version of Scout
A while ago
Secret Nightwatchman
or night guard
where Quentin or Beatrix is neighbor
and vandals are the kids
😳
caveman??
@half lichen i mean caveman is the collective term so it doesn’t really matter
guys the update isn't out!!
im playing with the dumbest neighbor
why isn't he killing me?
not only he is disguised as me
he tries to befriend me
guys the update isn't out!!
@obtuse tinsel still ;-;
cant the devs just say "hey were delaying the update"
to 2025
they are competing with rockstar games
Making Secret Neighbor stuff is fun, what should I do next?
@civic lodge put that in feedback NOW i LOVE it!!
maybe not the rag dolls but DEFINITELY the missing posters/clothes for each class
Sure why not
:D
done
spectacular
scary...
😳
I have a little... Thing~ to add to Star's things
What if, They made it so both the bodies AND the Missing Posters Drop BUT
you can Pick-Up the Bodies and place them in Closets, Similar to game i wont mention because Dev is a idiot
BUT the Missing Posters cant be picked up
You CAN hide them, But if they are hidden a crow will sit in the room, It wont chirp as to not confuse people with keys, But it will sit there in the room
He's half bald oml, Devs please fix his hair its legit 3 noodles with a tuft at the top
I know
Haha lets tear off the top of his head to fit a pan on it
It looks like Filthy Frank with a huge Forehead
Well I would create new hairs for the pots but
the way pots work ingame is when you put it on
the actual pickupable item goes onto your head, you just cant pick it up anymore
Yeah
so I cant just rip a onhead model
They have it so it Pivots to your head
Also like
Hologryph, Yall mind removing ILC2PP when you fix your Anti-Cheat
you dont understand how much of a Hassle it is to Mod the game goddamnit
All im trying to do
Is slap a new Clown Texture in there
and the stupid ILC2PP is going haha, No importing to files for you
which is stupid cause ILC2PP doesnt even STORE sharedasset files
I'm trying to find the pot model in the files but I can't seem to locate it
does anybody know what the saucepan is named?
bald brave is horrifying
oh my god
bruh its just named "pan"
mmm yum
heereee's neighbooor.
That ain't right...
bruh there isn't even a texture for the pot, its just a mish mash of existing textures
Wtf is going on
I have no idea
Hacker is changing all the servers' name
Ok
@copper escarp That could put somebody into an epileptic fit. It's not funny
Ok
Bruh what the hell
Hologryph
I dont CARE if its not finished
we NEED this Anti-Cheat NOW
Your game is slowly breaking cause of its disappearance
I understand yall are working at home and its hard but cmon man
No hacker this game virus
you gave them A YEAR almost to hack into the game, Thats stupid. Activision doesnt let it go for that long and they only care about the Money
Like seriously, i understand you guys need to take care of your familes and stuff but like Cmon man
Now I just need the correct position...
Can somebody hop into a custom game with me real quick?
Yeah sure i was about to hop on
Someones renaming all the servers...
Damn it
Yes, "It's KOSTYA" is a language
Looks like he stopped
k @robust prism Ima make a server called Testing, password is 12345
The hacker just joined my lobby and left, if you cant find it look for a custom game with a password and one player
Heyyyy Hologryph we need u more than ever rn
this game is so beautiful
Can hackers remove the password? 3 people just joined my lobby th
whatever I'll make another one
Name: PotTest
Password: PotTestersOnly
Wow hacker joined again
kill me
ffs whatever I'll just look at someone in a quick game
This game really doesnt wanna load
Random hacker screwed up my buttons, nice
what the creators are doing with this game is beautiful
OH thats not good
thats not
thats not good at all
Uh
So
Kostaya joined my Game and uh
I got like
4 command prompts opened
and all they say are "HELLO WORLD!"
Don't press em
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