#secret-neighbor
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i have a question
If xbox vs PC in SN was a thing
which one would win
or what one do u think would win
like if xbox and PC could play together
Imagine crossplay in sn
no thank you
Pc would win, that wouldn’t be fair to Xbox players
xbox but using a keyboard
Noooooo
digusing
Sorry
nah its fine
Okay
And some kid belived i was the neighbor
Oof
While the other guy was disguising as me
example of PC vs xbox in a nutshell (this is a joke)
And the kid started downing me
are the controls on xbox weird or nah
Nah they are fine
Xbox is easy for me
Super easy
I just got used to them
Now i know that pressing down a joystick makes you sprint
this might be a good idea for running away from the kids as clown imo
oh god i just found the most OP bug for breaking a door
Peterson complimenting his house xD
Yes i am complimenting my house
That took 5 months to build
only!?!
Yes
5
Months
Even before the tinybuild people decided to make my house a game
We talking map 1 or 2?
1
Oh
Gimme my second house
So i demolished the entirety of map 1 except for the main living room
Build around it
And boom
Map 2 is born
how long did it take u for the decorations
Halloween- 78 hours
Christmas
Christmas- 99 hours to decorate
Normal?
how long did it take for random children to break into ur house
Yes
Bagger got 2 noses
I was trying to sleep when the kids broke in
So it was april 30
And ate all the motatoes
I demolished the windmill
Smashed a hole in the wall
To make a passage into the roof
Added some sonars into some places
And i just put fake wallpaper over the question mark door
dont look if ur scared of no mustache neighbor
AAAAAA
who is that monster
Secret Neighbor IRL
Wanna know why my face looks ugly in sn
I have a condition in which it makes your face look creepy
It's called Creepy Neighbor
lmao what is that pic
Raccoon my boy
what
Nah it's fine
it looked weird imo
Because in a second you'll hear the neighbor breathing behind you
mario and SN now
Mario - Detective
Princess Peach - Brave
Luigi - Bagger
Bowser - Neighbor
wait no Inventor luigi
Yo wanna know why built the windmill
I acutally want a Mario and SN crossover
Detective - Mario
Inventor - Luigi
Bagger - Toad
Brave - Princess Peach
Scout - idk
Neighbor - Bowser
now i want a hatless brave
when i was playing halloween version of this game then a gun spawned here
i took gun from greenhouse and put it there
so u can see
Okay
is that a brussel sprout for a bullet
I want enzo without glasses
Imagine a enzo without glasses item
And the gameplay would be with a lower visibility
lmao
inventor without glasses
i mean that already kind of exists
SN full game trailer
His vision would be blurry af
If sn was wayron croobian tho
it would suck honestly
confusing for new players
Woper Kilm
should i stick with the woody combo or the all brown combo
didnt someone make a list
of all wayron croobian words
Imagine a bonus setting in sn
Which changes the language into wayron croobian
I dont think language is changed on props tho
just menus
Yeah just menus
Then it would be so confusing
this is a language setting
yes i like it
😠
i like it tho
thief
ok ok ill change
oh no
i got punished by devil for doing that
now i am bugged for stealing his combo
does anyone else hate it when u go in a quick game and people just have background noise
yes
anyways heres the shop
what is the blue hammer and thing I forgot the name of?
inventor belt
oh ok
bruh inventor is so broken when he gets grabbed
does anybody know why the neighbor grab the kids like this? in the first version he used the grab the kids normally and now its wierd
normally?
u mean the one where it looks like he was hugging them
or when the mannequin grab got added
lol
no one probably cares about piggy but lmao that just makes me laugh
imagine if it was the real MiniToon
yeah
well before it was less wierd because now the kid looks like he is sitting on the air while being frozen
forever remember
Yup
when was that
A while ago
oh
fluffkin
?

Hm?
I didn't get that reference :((((
Same
oh no brave dies this is so sad
wdym
дайте ключ
This is English go to #russian-chat
i translated it and it say give the key
ah
Lol
do you find this a good art picture
very good
How is he broken?
I dont see how thats broken
if you grab him hes not even in your hand hes lower a little
He's playing secret neighbor
On his overheating pc
That is completely normal
Full of cheaters too
its still the greatest game in the world
but without cheaters it would be The More Greatest GAme In The world
TF2 is better but SN is good
i just said tf2 is better
But you said sn is the greatest game
but SN is probably gonna be better than tf2
I said Probably
welp i gtg bye
tf2 fanboy be like
i think so
yeah they do but its not the latest patch: no extra sonars, no changes in map 1 (new roof route)
yikes
ikr
anyone trying to play some secret neighbor?
^
tbh searching for players should be under social corner, because it's so far down nobody reads it
and it's social
Hi
hi
H i
Beef Jerky
what
what
Stop
Rawr i want editor
W A I T
?
yep lol
Go for it, Mike!! Only 1 day to go!
Hello, is there any Hello Neighbor server?
yes there is
Oh yeah i just found it
lol
No gacha
when is editor coming i dont want it to be a year
no eta yet
waaaa
Why End Of This Month
Well they probably want it to be easy for people and their making the best it could be
And they wont it to be less like buggy
are the servers being weird for anyone or is it just my internet
probably your internet
Now i have 1362 coins
I used to have like about around 2000 something usually but then I went to grind for neighbor vest and coin go bye bye
leaked: Mike has been playing SN on phone for 13 days
https://i.imgur.com/VEvOfN0.png
lol
He can't stop
Yes
Dude i just went into this room
That means
....
And there was this scout just staring at me in the closet
Mike stop playing SN we are tired and want LE
There was this scout who was following me
Just imagine Mike is playing secret neighbor for fun and not for testing stuff.
bruh I was playing a match as neighbor and I was about to win cuz I knocked one guy and went for the other person then it glitched where the person was stuck and someone had to hit to fix it then the guy ran away and got a chance to open the basement door
bruh
or screnshots
Alexa, play despacito
Stop calling alex alexa max
Maxa
no he is alexa
Maxa
Lolololo
No, he is Secret neighbor
Malexa
Thats fine with me ahahahah
Jk
Yup
CallmeicannotstoptalkingabouttheeditorMax
yes
I can't
Alexa, play secret neighbor
Let's hope we get an update on the Level Editor
End of April ...
Welp that never happened
We know
i didn't
🧢
Now he's playing scrap mechanic
Hopefully soon
🔫😤
also Max I don't think that really works on anyone anymore
^
how to find eternal updates?
steam
SteamDB
u can check when there COULD be a update
wdym eternal
ok ty
unless u mean internal ofc
Internal update ?
thats what i mean
which yeah thatd be SteamDB
Do you mean that
usually it'd be about a few days or less if its releasecandidate tho
Lucas is now online
that means nothing
lmao
exactly
Could LE be today tho?
no?
maybe
Max stop talking about the LE
And what if i don't.
Wait
Mike is playing scrap mechanic
yes
that means LE is super super soon
Aw man
I THINK
But i'm stuck in xbox
F
Well StepMan makes it seem like LE is super super soon
Well StepMan makes it seem like LE is super super soon
No? Idk
What could this mean?
Mike just stopped playing sn finally
LE today?
@shrewd cairn mhm
No
See i told ya
LE is not today
maybe
How did StepMan know that LE would come after Mike stops playing SN
assumption
beCaUsE he is SmArT and someone told him when its releasing
yh ik
its not coming today
Oh evil
?
I see you username is evilminer again
what
Nvm
I always change my name

lets move to off topic
he has a nickname Peterson, his name on the server never changed i think
yeah
N-no...Mike...you were so close...
😔
F
F
Mike is playing SN again 😃
He's back 😂
See i told you max
Xam
Mike was taking a little break from playing sn
why do you think alex said hes top1% player in sn
And now he's going back to burn his whole pc down
My neighbor strategies: put down like 5 traps, then start chasing kids
Clown: throw one bomb, become an item, ambush, repeat
that doesnt work on some people
Yeah
One time my friend couldn’t see the smoke
And they couldn’t get stunned either
because they couldn’t see the smoke
editor screenshot when???
Never
yeah, btw. Where's screenshots
I'm about to enter the 1900's coins
Oh boy
go get dem coins
who else think that secret neighbor editor kinda sound like secret neighbor redditor 😳😳
My neighbor stragedy was
-getting into the locked level 1 room
-placing traps at all doors
Yep
-waiting for somebody to open the level 1 door
Get stuck, catch them
Yep
That’s what I like to do
Bonus stragedy
But now I can run in because I already have rage
-turning off power
That’s what I do before going in the house
When I’m neighbor I instantly go turn off the power
Hello Neighbor: Hide & Seek is a DLC for hello neighbor
@RetrospectRat1#3480 think i finally lost faith in humanity
It was planned to be a DLC but that is #off-topic
Yes
theres a way into it from the roof
but like thats gonna happen before its opened
whats the other way
Smash through a window after climbing up the upstairs cupboard
maybe mike will get up to 666 days
@native viper not possible it will just show as years
no
its
alexa
1862 coins boys
And i got the UNGRABBABLE achivement
nice
the only achievements i havent got are sherlock and the leader one im working on the leader one at the moment
Sherlock
Where you have to find 4 keys as a detective using photos
Thats the power of typing in all caps 😎
8k
Stop flexing max
lmao
i mean good for him
but personally i would not like to stay up til 4am playing sn
but still i wish i had 30k lmao
like imagine
Oh i think the xbox bug got fixed
Cuz the neighbor used sonar
And nothing happened
2074 coins
I made it
Now i can afford the 2020 skins
Finally got the 2020 skin
Yeah I can't call either
i wish we had a date for level editor so i can know when to wake up on time
Cries in online school
i been sleeping in past usual update time and i don’t wanna miss it
my schools over haha
Devil i agree too
Hes nit devil hes ae ae ae ae ae
also it was gonna be last week but then it wasn’t so now it’s even more confusing
yeah i mean now we have no release time at all
SN is super dead
no updates
no hype
How
Yeah I can’t even play the game, it’s boring now that i finally finished getting all the skins
i’m super hyped for level editor tho
Me two
it looks like a lot of fun, especially for people like me who mod HN
K
Same
@copper escarp True
Is hg technically sn related
Especially the number of items you interact in sn
That makes the editor more fun
partially
you can talk about things from hello guest that are in secret neighbor i guess
surprisingly those last film reels didn’t get talked about much
Bosco Bay: Walmart
Mayak: The Weather Channel
whats next

someone made a hello neighbor fanpage on tiktok
Rlly?
yes
Who was it
no it wasnt inappropriate
Oh phew
Hello there
Hi
Ewwww
I just joined the server and I got the game yesterday
Nice
I’m such a scary person that I play my music while I’m playing 😭
XD
Its totally fair that russian portuguese and german get to have on topic and off topic discussions
maybe cuz theyre not as active as English, lol
and I mean an on topic and off topic conversation at once might not be good, idk
I'm just running around alone in map 1
Ive once went in a game and went to almost every room
the neighbor was no where to be seen
bruh
Can my gayem load
Game*
Thank you
Yo
Bruh secret neighbor isn't a game on youtube anymore
when I make SN videos now I have to set the game to HN
Remember when the car was parked in the garage
I do
Oh yeah I 'memberr
and i'm still wondering when will those bathtubs return
Those level up bathtubs
No
They will never return
I hope
They might tho
they might
They might not
they were good tho
Yeah
Good night guys, I hope LE comes out tomorrow or after tmr.
^ Don't respond to my message because I couldn't give a hell on what your opinions are.
no
Mhm
be a normal person and w a i t
...
its not coming tomorrow or after tomorrow
There has been no steamdb updates
And the devs said they would give a release date

Same bro
yuup
damn i would never play this game til that late
isnt that like
Can you not share private info saying my timezone
what?
11:50pm, or so?
Yeah is that a problem
11:50 pm
also thats a really common timezone lol, or around that
almost midnight playing SN bruh
exactly
i don’t have a problem max i’m just saying there’s nothing worth playing that late for
I don't know why you have a issue with me staying up
read what i said above
Well then stop talking about it
it’s just there’s no in game rewards, challenges or anything to grind for
except coins
but they are boring
like really boring
he wants 1000 hours
Yeah so what? Deal with it
bruh i just said that you're trying to get 1000 hours
Well I feel a bit insecure you guys talking about me, so lets zip it all up.
NOT
If Secret Neighbor was real
Clown:
If the neighbor made headlines
bro
lol
the clown from SN looks nothing like bill skarsgård pennywise
the jester kind of does
but the default looks like the other pennywise
1980 pennywise
lol red
She's turning into a mannequin
.
?

i think that i will be testing lvl editor when it comes out on a custom game by my self cus i wanna see how cool it looks
when i open secret neighbor and play on custom games like sometimes i get disconnected
bruh i don't know why people still wear chirstmas outfits
I got a 2020 skin
Yay
Now i'm at 54 coins
he was alright
now i got all sn achievments
bruh when someone gets near me i think they are the neighbor
i use boxes to defend myself from the neighbor and i win and he respawns
its op
i kinda feel bad now
i left this noob alive
i open door for him
he dosent make it out
i also just realized they changed the neighbors scream noise from the boss fight
at one point i trapped the noob in this corner with bear traps
but i put 2 inside eachother so if he steps in it he goes down
thats a little trick
XD
go get em
I believe in you
Bravescout
Wanna see my skin that i spend so many coins on
whoops i lost i did not escape :/
bruh the blue key was like blending i could not even see it
lol im neighbor again
victory
some kid thought i was the neighbor so i let the neighbor get him
its toxic but they are toxic
im still up at fricken 3 am
ill play until im neighbor then come off
welp im comin off after this lol
WHAT
i fell through map
THAT IS BS
im the damn neighbor
just a heads up dont go in a closet while downed
if the door closes if u open u fall through tfloor
im match hoppin until i am neighbor again
microtyping yikes
wdym
how much i put in small bits
ya know instead of fully saying a sentence its in parts
I do it a lot so idk why I am calling you out for it
Subscribe for More Music ▶ http://jtmch.co/SubJT
Check out our Merch ▶ https://jtmch.co/ShopJT
Song Download Links Below
Nah nah nah.
Download Links
Spotify ▶ https://jtmch.co/2QLNNRz
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SoundCloud ▶ ...
i own all of them
I prob do too
ye
huh
rip
im trying to get to a high number because i wanna get the red neighbor shirt
but its way too expensive
cus i have never seen a 3000 item before only 2020
this looks kinda a little like the pumpkin neighbor gloves
heres the real one
they almost look like the same
do you think this is a good combo
Yeah
or this
They’re both good
thx
this kinda looks like HG with no mask though
this kinda looks like yours devil and its really creative
No i meant the falling out of map bug
yikes with sonar not working you could never win as neighbor or look for them
But that never happened to me
oh
So far
thats good
That guy was literally a inch from me
Just standing there
Watching my demise
Not a single box thrown
this happened in map 1 btw
a squirrel
cool
I kinda feel sad I don't have secret neighbour cos I used alot of computer memory
I don't think I can download that
???
fix bear mask when
lol the neighbor did not even get anyone
now hes neighbor mode
i did not even do locks bruh
yo im in a game with sky the person who teamed with the neighbor
should i leave
and go to a new server
ok i got bruh
i got caught*
bruh the neighbor got disconnected
i gtg bye
poor mike
he cant stop playing
he's too addicted
Finally
Lol
I made custom lobby
And 6
people joined
We heading to map 2 now
Wait so there were 7 in the lobby
You said 6 joined or did u mean u joined then 5 others
I meant 6 people
Not 7
Cool I was confused because you said 6 people joined
And my lobby has keycards turned off
My rules normally are 30 mins keycard on player names off and map 2
My rules are
-keycards off
-map 1 and 2
-no time limit
-auto revive on
-and player names off
So tomorrow i'm gonna host a custom lobby
Tell me when and the name and I'll join
Depending on if I'm on or not
the name
Is bascially my xbox gamer tag
Do you play on xbox?
Whatc’ca got to hide
Hallo burglar
Hello Brave
mustache as an all class cosmetic when
The reason I never play as clown: the item always has a mustache on it giving away who I am
cool idea
Yes devil's map is the beta house
😛
Secret neighbor is kinda fun but too bad I can't play T-T
FGTeev got cool secret neigbor recordings
wt":> whats going non on secret neighor nothing new update
they literally are working on updates
they cant release one in like a day and then a day after they release one
next update (editor) will probably be in a few days
I remember someone saying that a couple of weeks ago lmao
yes but now that the weeks have passed that means its gonna be done soon right
Idk...
It could release at any time
on Friday most likely
they always release something on Friday
games, updates for games, etc
Yeah
most likely any new update may come any day
Yeah but it’s common on fridays
i just wonder if lvl editor will come that day or some day
steam profile and you can friend me if ya want
: )
Does somebody have any idea of secret neighbor's ps4 release time
👏
your typical QG lobby...
Me and the bois rocking brave
SN but everyone is leader
that would be kind of OP imo
just everyone blinds you
its kinda really good that theres sonars everywhere
yes it is ted yes it is and also my friend hates Mr. Peterson
lol the neighbor left
lmao
I had a game yesterday where I attempted to solo fight and dodge the neighbour, lasted about 2 minutes and after they caught me they just left even though there was 2 other people🤣
Lol
it was like they just said 'nope not doing that again'
in this match i just played i walked into the theater room and the neighbor was stood there with a gun
omg lmao
he missed me though
i was in a match i did the exact same but i was a kid lol
the neighbor walked in and i shot him straight away

