secret-neighbor

[dry gyro]

No no we meant MrSpiderUnofficial

Completely different person

[inland lintel]

Excuse me?

You are a non guest

[dry gyro]

The one that plays guest

[inland lintel]

You are not guesty enough

[dry gyro]

And hates Quentin

That’s the guy

[inland lintel]

I don't care

I'm very official here

[dark grove]

No

[dark grove]

Hare? 🐇

[inland lintel]

don't make me send another minion meme

[inland lintel]

ok you know what

be right back

[dark grove]

Yes?

What are you doing

[dry gyro]

He’s never coming back

[dark grove]

Im scared

I am NOT opening that dm

[inland lintel]

you are

come on

I come back whenever I want

[dry gyro]

Never mind to my theory

[inland lintel]

I sent him a scary DM

[dry gyro]

Scary neighbor

Like from secret neighbor

[dark grove]

Yes

[inland lintel]

I am the scary neighbor (in his DMS)

[dry gyro]

So he in fact did open dms

[inland lintel]

yes

he doesn't like opening dms at all

maybe i will do the same to you-

[dry gyro]

If it doesn’t get lost

[inland lintel]

You don't want the same experience as rotten

nor does any guest player

[dry gyro]

POV you wake up to find the ceiling drip was in fact not water but liquid triangle

[inland lintel]

did you know

taxes is the yearly subscription to the country you live in

but childhood is the free trial

[dry gyro]

You think the neighbor pays his taxes?

[inland lintel]

Obviously

[dry gyro]

Did you know

[opal oyster]

No

[dry gyro]

The neighbor does not pays his taxes

[opal oyster]

Because the TAXidermist is a neighbor and is in his house

[dry gyro]

I corrected it there

Taxi is in there too

Taxi dermis as in the neighbor uses skin on his taxi car

Without paying taxes of course

Because the t at the end of dermis in taxidermist stands for taxes

[inland lintel]

know what

what do I wanna know

[dry gyro]

I’ve already solved it

[inland lintel]

"ok"

[deft viper]

Good morning guys!

[shut spoke]

Guys can I do the snow thief event alone or do I need people?

[opal oyster]

You need a full server

[dark grove]

You need 6 people for it

[inland lintel]

Good night!

[deft viper]

.

[dark grove]

dot?

[inland lintel]

timezone lol

only jk it's like evening

[inland lintel]

for some reason I need the entire population

[storm bone]

If you buy 5 extra devices, you can do it by yourself!

[limpid wedge]

can we highkey ban all Bagger players

Literally, they do NOTHING in the entire match except getting themselves captured

[dry gyro]

Wrong

We’re just slower and you fail to save us

[storm bone]

To account for this, Quentin should be able to pick up and carry Delroy.

[dark grove]

they actually do a lot in my matches 😭

[inland lintel]

thats sounds like you die more than them

you can't just ban people for doing nothing

immense skill issue 💔

[nova ferry]

hungary?

[inland lintel]

yes im hungry

what do you offer

[dry gyro]

Guest

[copper escarp]

Alguém BR? Pra jogar mobile.

[inland lintel]

go away

[limpid wedge]

Bro, Mobile Bagger players just sit around and play 💔

They don’t try to find keys or anything

[inland lintel]

mobile?

eh

thats self explanatory

you are on a kid platform

[buoyant pivot]

Im a ex bagger main, sad to hear that lol

[opal oyster]

Same

[dry gyro]

If I’m in a lobby of level 100+ players I usually have no choice but to sit back and do nothing because most of the time once I get to the first room to search I hear 2-3 locks unlocked already.

Depending on the map I try to go farther away to search than the first like three rooms

[inland lintel]

darn my nitro gone

there's literally no quest for orbs man I can't farm 3 day nitro man's gotta pay £9

just how I paid £0.79 for sn coupons to get an outfit I need

i wanna send more minion contenttt :(

[storm bone]

Phew, the minions are gone!

[inland lintel]

but im not

you're stuck with me and all the fellow neighbors :3

[storm bone]

Nooo

[inland lintel]

Yessss

just because minions are gone does not mean i disappear

im always here buddy

[dry gyro]

Laugh and point 🫵

[inland lintel]

Mate

I have like

over 100 quid

i can go get nitro now and spam minions in your dms

[dry gyro]

I don’t follow quid

Squid

[inland lintel]

ok fine

for 10 dollars

is how much nitro is

[dry gyro]

That’s a lot of squids

[inland lintel]

i can get it for that much

don't make me bro

i like to seriously haunt dms

and who are we kidding because I'm the neighbor

[dry gyro]

Squidward would not be happy

[inland lintel]

ah he's happy because sponge man is trapped under the pineapple under the pineapple

and so on

[dry gyro]

And so forth

[inland lintel]

you keep breaking the fourth wall

stop it

did you know

you're the reason your eraser is dying, because of your mistakes!

[dry gyro]

No just get the eraser shavings and ball it up and blam a new eraser

[inland lintel]

but it will die

because that's the mistake

[dry gyro]

Squidward will?

I’m a couple minutes delayed

[inland lintel]

what does that show have to do with the neighbor

[dry gyro]

I thought they are similar

And you said you have a bunch of squids so

[inland lintel]

Wings packed, bags checked. We'll be departing in just a bit!

[storm bone]

Imagine not spending it all on something useful, like SN tickets.

[inland lintel]

no

absolutely the key not

i will be processing grief afterwards so no

at least I dont pay for idk god darn taxes

[dry gyro]

What if the game had pay to win and you could just buy key packs and win under 30 seconds each match

What’s the point? Well moving on

[inland lintel]

I don't buy stuff from hello neighbor mod with 5 acts and multiplayer

[dry gyro]

I meant secret neighbor

[inland lintel]

also who is garry

"I bet you killed Garry" says your comment on my video

literally

you are so random

a random neighbor

gasp

[dry gyro]

Ask rotten

It’s deep lore

[inland lintel]

it's what now

[dry gyro]

There was a whole trilogy

Funeral for Garry didnt work

[storm bone]

The game should also have no items on the map at all. Before the game starts, everyone selects which items they want delivered, and Trinity in her post delivery person outfit shows up at the start of a game to deliver it all.
Obviously each item is only available in the real money shop.

[inland lintel]

guys

theres no campfire

so wrap it up 💔

we're not camping digitally

we are just random neighbors talking

what am I even talking about

[dry gyro]

Campfire song song?

[inland lintel]

[dry gyro]

I thought it was pretty coherent until you brought up the campfire

[inland lintel]

people yap by the campfire

[storm bone]

What if there was a chance that everyone was a neighbour, and they were all pretending to be kids so they couldn't reveal it?

[dry gyro]

That means all neighbor have to speak like the kids so that’ll be very cringy and awkward. I could imagine how that would go

[dry gyro]

I think I commented on your friend’s thing because I thought it was yours.

[inland lintel]

oh well

you have just confused alot of people

[tardy field]

i think i unironically built the tallest hello neighbor mod unironically but its still unfinished sadly .

[inland lintel]

secret neighbor mods would be so cool tho

don't know why it's against hologryph terms or something

[dark grove]

modification of their code

mods can be malicious too

[storm bone]

I'm going to say how Halo: MCC does it:
They have two options when opening the game. Anti-cheat on or anti-cheat off.
With it on, you can't load mods.
With it off, you can, and it has extra menus to load custom content, but matchmaking is disabled. You can just play mods in non matchmade places, e.g. custom games, campaign, the level editors, etc.

So, a similar idea could work here where quick game is disabled - it's customs only.

[dry gyro]

Did somebody say Halo? My Halo senses are telling me someone said it.

Sorry guys I meant how’s that secret neighbor game

[storm bone]

In before that SN2 and Halo 7 crossover 🤞

[rigid ibex]

speaking of sn, anyone wanna do a match rq

the game is dead rn, so no lobbies are loading 😢

[dry gyro]

I can’t at the moment but what platform you play on?

[rigid ibex]

PC

[dry gyro]

I think that works for me but I don’t even know how to do the cross play stuff.

[dry gyro]

What a wild thing to see together

[storm bone]

They have to be on the MS Store specifically, there's no extra stuff to do you just play as normal. If it's Steam, you can't.

[rigid ibex]

well looks like im good

if ya want to hop on js slide me your users

[storm bone]

I'll be able to play for a bit, soon!
Which PC platform are you on anyway? I'm on both so I can do either.

[limpid wedge]

I hate playing in matches with Baggers, anytime he gets caught, he screams like a girl and it’s annoying

[rigid ibex]

Steam

[storm bone]

I'm finally on, if you're still wanting to play!

[rigid ibex]

ah crap, so sorry i didnt get this message!

are you still on??

[dry gyro]

I can do that but my voice won’t let me do that. If that makes sense

[rigid ibex]

is anyone still available to play?

[dry gyro]

I was about to play some SN but I gotta do something real quick.

Unless you don’t use it through Microsoft store

[rigid ibex]

i can do that!

[storm bone]

I'm on!!

[rigid ibex]

awesome!

uh

how can i get in the same party

[storm bone]

We just click play at the same time, or join a custom game.

[rigid ibex]

how about we try to click same time?

my user is PenguinDice12

cringe name ik

[storm bone]

Sure! My username is the same as here.

I'm ready.

[rigid ibex]

ah crap

i got a penalty game somehow 🙁

ill make a party rq

[storm bone]

Oh, did you leave one?

[rigid ibex]

yea

i forgot they do that

Party name is HN

HN1*

queue takes forever...

[storm bone]

Custom games can. 😔

[rigid ibex]

i wish i didnt have that damn penalty...

ts sucks 💔

[storm bone]

If you know the maps, the penalties are pretty quick and easy.

[rigid ibex]

ill js get one done rq

ill be bac in a few minutes

joining back now!

[storm bone]

Cool!

[dry gyro]

Yea I had a penalty once

Made me play by myself

[rigid ibex]

sorry for the inconvienence

same server name, "Hn1"

@dry gyro , can you play?

lets do quick play

[storm bone]

Sure.

Say when.

[rigid ibex]

now!

niceee

[storm bone]

Oh, I think they were just cheating at the end.

[rigid ibex]

yea...

join again

[dry gyro]

I just ran into Patrick star

Sounded like him anyways

[neat briar]

if you want you can just press stop in steam on the game and you wont get a penalty

[dry gyro]

How do I go about that?

[storm bone]

I'll brb before I queue again.

[rigid ibex]

alr

[dry gyro]

I responded late

[rigid ibex]

once TrainedEye gets bakc, well all click on quick game at the same time and hopefully well get in the same server

or we can do custom game

[dry gyro]

Oh okay

I didn’t know that could happen

[storm bone]

We can't, we're playing on Steam.

[dry gyro]

I don’t want to see Patrick again

Well well well

[rigid ibex]

patrick...?

[dry gyro]

Some guy sounded like him

[rigid ibex]

oh ok

i'll brb too

[dry gyro]

In that case I’m just going to keep doing my thing.

[storm bone]

I'm back!

[dry gyro]

Is it impossible to just go one night without crashing

[storm bone]

Yes.

It's written in the Secret Neighbor code that everyone crashes at least once per day.

[dry gyro]

It’s written into my console to crash more than five times a day

I think I got past it

No apparently not

[rigid ibex]

i think i may have a solution to that

also sorry I went to eat dinner

so you may have to treat it like HN Alpha 4

go to manage, browse local files,

double-click engine, double-click extras, double-click redist, double-click en-us, then double-click UE4Setup. Now follow the steps to install. also make sure your game is not running during this. Once that is done, you should be limited to 1 if not None crashes a day

[storm bone]

SN is a Unity game, not UE.

[rigid ibex]

ah crap

why did they have to switch software 😭

[dry gyro]

Well I’m on Xbox so I don’t know about that

[rigid ibex]

oof

[dry gyro]

oof indeed

[candid zinc]

What is die neighbor to use

[storm bone]

Depends on your playstyle! Taxi, Butcher and Scary are usually used aggressively (time Scary's rage properly and you can almost get free catches).
Clown is great for stealth, but can also hold its own in combat.

[dark grove]

🚕💥

[inland lintel]

heee heee
Michal Jackson reference

🎶Cuz I'm baad, I'm bad🎶

anyway

should i try sn on steam again

I had it but I quit because it got boring and it was hard to play.. well I still have the platform so
I also got to try level editor

[jagged veldt]

You, you're a boss who knows real music.

[inland lintel]

I know exactly everything and my vibe

✌

[dark grove]

It's one of the most popular music ever ngl I would be surprised if someone didn't know it

[fickle dagger]

hi guys, i drew finch, is it good??

[delicate cliff]

It's cute

[fickle dagger]

thank you

[delicate cliff]

Np

I can't send anything

[old jasper]

Кто играть

[inland lintel]

The anime drawing is crazy

that sure looks awesome to me

Hey edible guest

how do you make an idiot say "how"?

[opal oyster]

Will you tell me the reason too?

[inland lintel]

Yeah!

So how does an idiot say how?

[opal oyster]

What is the way to do this?

[inland lintel]

What do you mean

im just asking a logical question

oh well

jokes aside

we're cancelling today's humour

[opal oyster]

Aw man

[inland lintel]

You automatically made me cancel the joke

[opal oyster]

Hehehehe

[inland lintel]

You're meant to reply with "how"

you'll soon get it

:troll_face:

hint: guest is one of them

the character

[opal oyster]

Ik lol

[opal oyster]

But you said it

You just said it there

[inland lintel]

I referenced it

you didn't follow my joke 👿

[opal oyster]

You said the word

[opal oyster]

Hehehehehehe

[inland lintel]

This is exactly why the automatic isn't for me

you're supposed to follow my joke!! 11

[opal oyster]

Nuh uh

[inland lintel]

Yuh uh

did you know if you pour ice water on a hot dog does it become a chilli dog?

[opal oyster]

That

Ykw what

Neighbor you

Lock yourself

[inland lintel]

No!

[opal oyster]

Ok!

[inland lintel]

At least I dont go "herelppp"every single darn time

[opal oyster]

Same!

[inland lintel]

at least we can survive without fall damage

[opal oyster]

Bagger!

[inland lintel]

you're the reason Enzo panicks everywhere

https://tenor.com/view/nvm-hello-neighbor-meme-gif-13819849428428257266

"mr Peterson, unsub now!"

only jokin I won't unsub dw

[dark grove]

im unsubbing

[inland lintel]

NO-

[dark grove]

:D

[opal oyster]

He looks so disappointed lol

[dry gyro]

You just put that in here with nothing?

I don’t think I put anything I mean

Am I supposed to say hey back

[inland lintel]

No that's not what I meant

I inserted a joke after

[inland lintel]

see how he reversed his actions

oh man I really do like the neighbor from green screen who just encourages you to subscribe

[dry gyro]

Okay I see now

[dry gyro]

Okay so what you do is preform some magic trick like making something disappear and what you do is after doing that and getting rid whatever you had the person will ask how you did that and you say “sorry um neighbors can’t tell how to do that”

Repeat for 30 seconds each time

[inland lintel]

No thank you I'm not falling for my own trick

and you just said it

[storm bone]

I'll show you how you get an idiot to say "Guest is bad"?

Mr Spider, is Guest any good?

[inland lintel]

Nice try

missy

[opal oyster]

Guest is best

[storm bone]

Thanks! I put a little thought into it!

[inland lintel]

Just like I will put thoughts into blasting audio when I end up on your steam lobbies

[storm bone]

The fun mute application button:

[inland lintel]

Oh yeah

I can still throw boxes at you and avenge rotten

I'm saying this because I can play sn on steam now I'm only thinking if I should play it and grind there instead
hahaha I'm emerging with the real world 😈✌

[storm bone]

Oh no.

Where were you when we needed a 6th for Snowthief? Smh /j

[inland lintel]

Exactly I got sn steam back in 2024

I quit because I just did

if I just connect my PlayStation controller to the laptop then the game automatically detects my key binds then I play like I would usually play

the game doesn't run that smooth though...

[dry gyro]

What trick?

[inland lintel]

Your trick

I got tricks up my sleeve

hah get it

[dry gyro]

No I was giving you a way to do that

No tricks

[inland lintel]

do you play this game on steam

or

[dark grove]

Guest

[dry gyro]

No

Just Xbox

[inland lintel]

right

[opal oyster]

Best

[dark grove]

yes!

[dry gyro]

I rarely touch steam

[inland lintel]

[inland lintel]

Same

[opal oyster]

Same with me, but grass

[inland lintel]

I wanna play this game but I can't so I can just grind on steam instead

[opal oyster]

Whats a grass anyway

[dry gyro]

The device I use for it is annoying to use

[inland lintel]

It's the green thing from the game secret neighbor

it does nothing

just like me

[dry gyro]

Not good to eat

[inland lintel]

usually located on the ground outside

[dry gyro]

Bad taste

I was 12 give me a break

[inland lintel]

you are 12?

[dry gyro]

No

When I tried grass as a joke

[inland lintel]

I wanna try myself

[opal oyster]

Ohh

I touch grass all the time

[dry gyro]

Like eat

[opal oyster]

Theres green stuff everywhere

Like some parts of my rug

[inland lintel]

Yeah it's also in real life hologryph created everything /j

I'm sn kid

irl

[opal oyster]

Ty

[inland lintel]

holo created me

since when 8 billion people can fit in one game

map 6 is so confusing smh

[dry gyro]

You are 8 billion people?

[inland lintel]

No it's the map 6 population

we are all in map 6

[dry gyro]

Well your not loaded in

Your on the other side of the map

[inland lintel]

I'm not locked in

[dry gyro]

What’s locked?

The door from secret neighbor

[inland lintel]

Locked right circle

[inland lintel]

the term used for basement door

[copper escarp]

Hackers transcended their author

[inland lintel]

what you mean

[dry gyro]

It’s some knowledge we can’t understand

[copper escarp]

they own the game

[inland lintel]

the hackers?

[copper escarp]

yes

[inland lintel]

yeah I know

better than not playing this game for days

[dry gyro]

What if yea

[copper escarp]

i've seen some of them where they can give coins to any players they want, it's just crazy

[inland lintel]

Cool

I need my billion

[dry gyro]

The crowbar not working really is a buzz kill

I just remembered the other day it didn’t work

[inland lintel]

I'm going to try this game in steam soon

[dry gyro]

Why would you play the game in steam? It’s foggy and warm

[inland lintel]

Exactly that's intended

What about if I mainly play on PlayStation which I do

[copper escarp]

buy the ms store version, less cheaters

[inland lintel]

too late I don't wanna pay another 20 bucks

just for a copy of this game-

[dry gyro]

What would you do if secret neighbor sucked you into the screen and now that’s your life

Your trapped

[inland lintel]

Then I would be happy secret neighbor physics are actually working in real life

I can actually grind my own leaderboard

[dry gyro]

You could talk to real people and tell them you’re trapped and then they turn off the game on you

And I’ve burned through my ideas for the day

[inland lintel]

That means my mouth is now a saxophone

I don't actually use my voice my mouth moves so weirdly

[dry gyro]

I don’t know about that one

[inland lintel]

Ehhh I don't know about you....
did you know
bruno mars is not from mars

[dark grove]

dude this was a jumpscare I started laughing so hard 💔

who made this omg

Do I buy thiss

[dry gyro]

I wondered why some braves had red faces

[dry gyro]

Mars is from him

[inland lintel]

did you know

you can skydive without a parachute

but you should always have one

man I wanted to skydive

in this game and in reality

[storm bone]

Of course. As they say, you can skydive without a parachute, but only twice. 💔

[inland lintel]

did you know

the first symbol in mcdonalds presents "M". Which is obviously the first letter

[storm bone]

I did not know that!

Thanks!

[inland lintel]

did you know

[storm bone]

I did know that one!

[inland lintel]

that it is still not 2026 in Raven Brooks?

did you know
i tried to make an outfit for brave that has a close connection with shadow

[storm bone]

Secret Neighbor is set in the 20th century. As a result, Secret Neighbor doesn't exist yet in Secret Neighbor, which explains why none of the explorers have played the game before.

[inland lintel]

if you pour ice water on a hot dog, does it become a chilli dog?

or a cold dog

[storm bone]

I see.

[inland lintel]

you see what

what do you see

[storm bone]

All of it.

[inland lintel]

God darn it under trained be more specific

[dry gyro]

I’m never getting on a plane

[storm bone]

I see the truth.

[inland lintel]

I seeee youuuu
secret neighbor reference

🫵

I need to look that phrase up on my neighborpedia

[dry gyro]

That’s a lot of things to know

[inland lintel]

did you know

the CEO named Pringles Pringles because he named it Pringles

did you know

[inland lintel]

we were all born on one special day

it's called a birthday

it happens every 365.1 days

[dry gyro]

Did you know
That the CEO of birthdays had cold dogs that represent the letter M after skydiving from mars

[inland lintel]

That isn't even a fact

you can't copy me at all

[dry gyro]

I’m storing all of it together

[storm bone]

I wonder what happens if I try and play now.

[dark grove]

what

is that

[storm bone]

Secret Neighbor!

[dark grove]

oh right

[dry gyro]

Go to characters

[inland lintel]

this is a mod right?

[dry gyro]

Watch the screen

[dark grove]

maybe because I sent you THE image

[jagged veldt]

amazing!!!!

[inland lintel]

oh look who got busted she stole your content too

[dark grove]

?

[inland lintel]

stole my branding now your encounters???

[dry gyro]

It happened to me recently on the character selection stuff

[inland lintel]

thats it

[dark grove]

what

[inland lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/ant-congratulations-congrats-animation-congration-gif-25680287

how do u like that trained

I stole your gif back

the one you use on everyone

never steal my absolute cinema piece again

[storm bone]

Nope, I'm on Xbox.

[inland lintel]

The eggs box?

[storm bone]

Noo

[inland lintel]

Give me and rotten our content back

[dark grove]

She just stole my gifs 😭

[inland lintel]

See

[dark grove]

my... ivan......

my long, bouncing ivan.

[inland lintel]

Dont worry I'm disputing

give our rights back

or I try get in your game

[storm bone]

The void, it expands.

[inland lintel]

new update

[dry gyro]

Why are the black parts there?

[jagged veldt]

rip SN 2018-2026

[inland lintel]

that looks extremely colourful

[storm bone]

The Thing, it's coming for me. Get the keys befo

[inland lintel]

how do you even do that

[dry gyro]

You have to be a pro at the game

Whoops ignore that if that was even sent

I hit the microphone on here

[storm bone]

This is true. Edible Guest got this first, I had to spend years as an apprentice learning these forbidden arts.

[storm bone]

It didn't!

[dark grove]

do you guys like my totally original meme I didn't drag for months now /j

[dry gyro]

Okay ignore I put that then

[dark grove]

im sorry I just

can't get over how she looks.

[storm bone]

I just got kicked out of a lobby for network errors. That's it.

[dry gyro]

It’s okay I’ve dragged the edible guest thing since hn2 came out

No don’t tell him

[inland lintel]

AH

message bug

[dry gyro]

The secret is out

Nooo

[storm bone]

Someone with perms, ping everyone so we can warn whoever's in Spider's game about him.

[inland lintel]

Oh absolutely the key not

Please don't tell the guy that I'm chasing that he was "in danger".

[dry gyro]

Why do I feel like I’ve seen this before

[inland lintel]

did you watch the thing Lil guy

look what happened

[dry gyro]

Yea but did you already send this before?

[inland lintel]

no

[dry gyro]

Alright moving on from that

[inland lintel]

look closely

[storm bone]

Ah, Scary and Quentin. Those two classes just feel like what you'd play, even if I didn't know I'd guess those.

[inland lintel]

I just somehow forced him to reveal his live location

once he got out of the trap then he didn't know what was happening with him

[dry gyro]

What is happening

[inland lintel]

watch the video then you'll know

[dry gyro]

I already have

[inland lintel]

and look what happened to the poor guy

tables have turned

[dry gyro]

Yea same room you took out Garry too

[inland lintel]

It happened twice where the help signal was permanently attached to the player so I didn't need a sonar

I might actually do that

[dry gyro]

Oh right I knew that I was just testing you is all

[inland lintel]

I love sn because of what happens to me alot

useful accidental bugs and such

in fact I might even play the game on steam

or probably run some pre alpha

[dry gyro]

Why is it when I throw any item in this game and it shows me where it’ll go that it just falls to the ground as if I never threw it

[inland lintel]

probably because you're a zombie

it's crazy you can't even use an arm

let's get you a bionic one

so you can throw from there to the other side of the world

[storm bone]

How long are you holding it in?

[dry gyro]

Until it shows the path it’ll go

I’m noticing it with bigger items

I just don’t want my teammates to think I didn’t try

[dry gyro]

You’ll start asking why there are items being flung across the map

[inland lintel]

Please don't make the game do mayak event

oh no I actually saw an item fly through the sky

are we secretly in the correct cross play /j

[dark grove]

yesterday I threw my friends box across the house and started laughing so hard over it I might just be stupid

[inland lintel]

lets play Dodgebox

[dark grove]

yes

[inland lintel]

dodgeball 2

[dark grove]

I lowk want to do Snowthief but Im lowk scared of people lma

[inland lintel]

why are you scared of people

I didn't know social anxiety applied to this universe

i don't know how to do snow theif

i know how to do sand theif though if you're interested

[dark grove]

you spelled thief wrong

you shall explode now

[inland lintel]

🎶We bring the booom, that's how we... we bring the booomm"🎶

how many times am I gonna burst this out bruh

and who cares about spelling

i failed preschool

but you know what I didnt fail

secret neighbor

I hope my speech was motivational

[dark grove]

you can't even defend yourself against a guest

[inland lintel]

ok Nathandenial

I see how it is

[dark grove]

?

[inland lintel]

these past few days

the guests let me win

they want peace

[dark grove]

yeah because you're defenseless when it comes to them, they pity you /j

[inland lintel]

bro tinybuild really had to copyright Rayman legends

that's crazy now I can't unsee it

they keep doing these secret collabs bruh

makes sense why this game is so secretive

[dry gyro]

I threw 4 items but they might be delayed

[inland lintel]

Stop doing the mayak event!

in map 6

you're making a tornado full of chairs and boxes or whatever

[dry gyro]

I like pulling levers

[inland lintel]

Shrek is NOT the best

[inland lintel]

You don't have 6 people to summon the mayak in map 6

[dry gyro]

Coming from blue minion over here

[inland lintel]

I told you

it's not a blue minion

[dry gyro]

I have 6 fingers that can count

[inland lintel]

look at the flipping pfp closer

where do you think my profile picture originates from?

and how on earth is that a blue minion

[dry gyro]

Minion

[inland lintel]

elaborate.

[dry gyro]

Well basically

And yea

[inland lintel]

yours look like that one beast from Godzilla 7

[opal oyster]

You are that once scene where petersons brother fall down hole and purple boom

But blue

[inland lintel]

your pfp still looks like a spider to me

or a sock on the carpet

[dry gyro]

Looks like a dog

[opal oyster]

My boy george is NOT a spider

Or a sock

[inland lintel]

if I zoom closer then it's a dog but from afar

it's completely different

my bad

[opal oyster]

Nuh uh

[inland lintel]

im full of misconceptionz

[dry gyro]

Zoom in and you see the three shadows are the blue minions eyes

[inland lintel]

omds

[dry gyro]

Huh

[opal oyster]

Oh My Days So

[dry gyro]

I don’t keep up with the slang

[inland lintel]

Okay now

Apart from anything to do with minion

where does my pfp come from

[opal oyster]

Me neither tbh

[inland lintel]

because it's NOT minion

[opal oyster]

Deltarune

I think

[inland lintel]

exactlyyyy bro

finally

[dry gyro]

Oh it’s delta rune

I got it

[opal oyster]

Ik its smth to do with Toby fox anyway

[inland lintel]

correct

bro I made pfp out of delta cuz it's peak

[opal oyster]

I didnt actually think its a minion, just messing around

[opal oyster]

I heard it is

[inland lintel]

and the blueness matches my vibe

[dry gyro]

Yea from Toby fox and the delta

I knew that for sure

[opal oyster]

Deltarune x secret neighbor collab

[inland lintel]

this is where my pfp comes from

[inland lintel]

YESS

[opal oyster]

New survivor, susie

[inland lintel]

see? that is not a minion edible guest

[dry gyro]

Three minions next to blue mayak

[inland lintel]

no way

😭

[dry gyro]

It’s my interpretation

[inland lintel]

unless you're messing with me then I'll take your word for it

[dry gyro]

I’m choosing both

All the above

[storm bone]

Deltarune but they pulled the 6 levers hidden around the evil guy's house.

[inland lintel]

no

don't give edible guest ideas

[dry gyro]

Hold on

They need 3-6 minions for the event

[inland lintel]

delta is such a lovely game I always wanted to play but it's kinda pricey

[dry gyro]

I can see the house on left of picture

The only delta I like is delta halo but that’s not secret neighbor so

[inland lintel]

how about we summon 36 minions from the prison in despicable me 3 to target you

[dry gyro]

I don’t remember that

[inland lintel]

Well you'll find out how bad they are

[dark grove]

🤔

[inland lintel]

a mayak full of actual minions straight to you

[dry gyro]

Blue minions or yellow

[dark grove]

I can imagine the minions just flying in the sky bro 😭

[inland lintel]

The yellow normal ones

And purple

[inland lintel]

I am gru's long lost brother

[dry gyro]

So where do the blue ones tie in?

[inland lintel]

Theres no blue one

[dry gyro]

Wait

[dry gyro]

🫵

Right there

In secret neighbor of course

I’m not going off topic

[inland lintel]

What

Thats not even off topic!

You're blaming me as a blue minion with neighbor

Look my pfp is not a blue minion

if you're not joking i am already disappointed anyway

if you really want blue minion

go ask ivan to invent it

[dry gyro]

No joking here secret neighbor is a serious topic

[inland lintel]

Well yes but its not neighborly

we have to be neighborly and be considerate about the explorers we met along the way

[dry gyro]

We all know the neighbor laws

You know the rules and so do I

Says neighbor

[inland lintel]

I thought you didn't like rick

[dry gyro]

I don’t recall that

[inland lintel]

Oh well

[dry gyro]

I could have put something about it before but probably as joke

[inland lintel]

ok

[tardy field]

whats the name of the short drawer that slides left and right and is wide ?

[simple charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1460083728062742761/1460731256529752148/bbd667c7ec6859b6732029b58fc7b5a5fc88c43374ff8fc967b774b990e011b5.gif

[rigid ibex]

brotato fell for the ragebait 😭✌️

We, yes WE should all hop on Secret Neighbor

[rigid ibex]

i know exactly what you're talking about i can't think of it either 🙁

[dark grove]

Woah rhe server status changed after 1 billion years

[storm bone]

It's a moon, that means the servers are just asleep because it's nighttime where they are.

[dark grove]

You're so smart!!

[storm bone]

This is why they call me SmartEye3461!

Wait, no they don't.

[dark grove]

Wdym, SmartEye3461?

Now they do! /j

[wild wedge]

hello?

[opal oyster]

Why are you bullying my friend on the hn server of all places

[inland lintel]

I didn't get hurt though

and why are you onto me

[inland lintel]

Thank you man

[inland lintel]

Let me auto correct you
UnderTrainedEye1634

or simply miss

[opal oyster]

Thats my job

[inland lintel]

Oh

well too late

I'm the neighbor now

[opal oyster]

Aw

[inland lintel]

what if I steal your other places

[opal oyster]

Nooooo

[inland lintel]

brotato just joined 4 days ago
newgen!
😭✌

out of all the people here you had to pick me?

thats crazy

[opal oyster]

Lol

[inland lintel]

there we go

talked back

[opal oyster]

Amd its somehow gonna be classified as "giving in to the bully"

[inland lintel]

"violence is never the answer, but it is the solution"
Use that knowledge next time you're in sn and someone makes you mad /j

[opal oyster]

This is not neighborly

[inland lintel]

He wasn't neighborly first!

God key it

[opal oyster]

I was talking about him dw

Youre a good explorer

[inland lintel]

Yeah

I suppose I am deeply the kid

but sometimes I can act like a neighbor

who spreads false jokes

for some reason

[opal oyster]

Because youre a quenton

Its ok

[inland lintel]

I am a Quentin Solider

[opal oyster]

I am the leader soldier

[inland lintel]

Part of the Quentin Army and the Air force since 2025

Once we have our saucepans and our items ready then we're ready to combat and have a war against whoever

[opal oyster]

I was part of the leader army and airforce since sn came out on switch

Hehehehe

[opal oyster]

Im ready

[inland lintel]

we do salute emote

we affirm that we're strong then attack!!!

thats our timeline

[opal oyster]

I gtg to school sadly

Ill attack later

Adios

[inland lintel]

Okay automatic leader 🫡

although I have no idea what time it even is for you

[opal oyster]

It is now 12:02pm

[dry gyro]

What about now?

[dark grove]

1:38 PM for him

🥺

[storm bone]

What about now?

[dry gyro]

It’s only 8:35 in the morning for me. Y’all need to slow down

[dark grove]

Its 3 PM for me

😭

[inland lintel]

Oh same timezone

It was the same

Me auto and trained are in gmt time

[dry gyro]

I was confused why you say auto because I see him as John1

[inland lintel]

No people just call him auto for short

he's a good guy-

[dark grove]

Am I a good person?

[inland lintel]

Yeah you're a great friend

Dont worry

[dark grove]

I was considering asking "Am I a good guy" but decided to choose this since im leaning into the entire genderless thing and that sounded like a mental crisis im sorry 😭😭

[inland lintel]

It's all good

my jokes represent me as a crisis

so you're not alone

[dark grove]

🔥

[inland lintel]

my lines are always fire

it should be cold 🥶

[jagged veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljackson-singing-happy60thbirthdaymichaeljackson-michaeljacksonday-gif-15715262688592216915

[inland lintel]

wut

[drifting breach]

Why i cant send images?

[dry gyro]

No embeds

It’s strict here

[inland lintel]

The gods of the neighbors are strict

[dark grove]

hamburbur...

I want a hamburger in SN

[dreamy trout]

how brave mains feel with their ability charged

[inland lintel]

they should add the chicken big mac

i need to heal up

remember that saying

"beam me up"

[dark grove]

BREAM me up?

🐟

[opal oyster]

It was 13:37 (nice) when yoy did thay

Now its 17:29 (5:29pm)

Whats wrong with the sn servers rn

[dark grove]

im eating them that's what's happening

[opal oyster]

Fatty

[dark grove]

heyy

[opal oyster]

You have a burger on your head

Eat it

[dark grove]

I actually ate a burger a second ago

I still can taste the pickle

[opal oyster]

Eat another

Burgers are yum

[dark grove]

true!

[opal oyster]

I love chicken burgers / sandwiches

[dark grove]

I kinda hate eating chicken idk why 😭

I don't like meat overall actually I only can handle eating it in specific ways

[opal oyster]

I love chicken

Aw

I love meat

Wait

[dark grove]

🤔

[opal oyster]

I meant like animals

I love eating cooked animals

We should cook bagger

He'd give us so much food

[dark grove]

Oh, good! I thought you're gonna eat me!

[dark grove]

no 😭

[opal oyster]

Or am I?

[dark grove]

mmmy message

awh

[bold jewel]

Wheres my burguer

[dark grove]

gone

[bold jewel]

I want burgueer

[bold jewel]

HUH

[dark grove]

I gave it to Guest

[bold jewel]

How dare you

[dark grove]

hah

[bold jewel]

NOOOOO

Guest

Throw up

Now

[inland lintel]

hey bro

if you pour ice water on a hot dog does it become a chilli dog

[bold jewel]

Hi penquentin

[dark grove]

it becomes a wet dog

like the animal equal, it stinks

[inland lintel]

Holy smokes bro your eraser dies because of your mistakes

[bold jewel]

No, It becames a Sonic the hedgehog reference 🤓👆

[inland lintel]

[dark grove]

why is the HNmusic so stress inducing 😭

[inland lintel]

im stress free

[dark grove]

istg the music makes up 90% of the atmosphere

[inland lintel]

my lines make up almost 100% of the chat's atmosphere

[dark grove]

🐦‍⬛

[inland lintel]

Caw

[dark grove]

they actually should never be said

[inland lintel]

the music should never be said

im better

[dark grove]

?

😭 MrSpider what does that mean

[inland lintel]

that was a joke

[dark grove]

jokes have meanings!!

[inland lintel]

yes

[dark grove]

it's world logic day

🤔

[inland lintel]

it's me day

[dark grove]

you wish

butttt Save a Spider day is on March 14th

[inland lintel]

look if you put mrspider appreciation week on your status

[dark grove]

you aint in the franchise!!

[inland lintel]

I'll put ROTTENtr33 appreciation week

[inland lintel]

I am now

[dark grove]

I don't think I wanna be appreciated 😭

[inland lintel]

we are technically in there because we are part of hello neighbor

[inland lintel]

why so

[dark grove]

#evil

[inland lintel]

dont care

i am just gonna do it

[inland lintel]

now check my full status

[dark grove]

😨

I started coughing violently

what have you done

[inland lintel]

I put you on my profile

to show im good

you are now being appreciated

[inland lintel]

It is now @dark grove appreciation week - cherish this grandpa we love

starting now

everyone say thank you to the tree guy for being here

or a guest fan

whatever

[dry gyro]

Yes

[inland lintel]

No

[storm bone]

Yes

[bold jewel]

Are we appreciating @dark grove

YUHUUU

[inland lintel]

Exactlyyy

[bold jewel]

Granpa? 😭😭

[inland lintel]

i don't think he wants to be that appreciated so he isn't talking anymore until i take my status off about him-

[dark grove]

👀

[bold jewel]

HELPLOL

[bold jewel]

Take it off

[inland lintel]

no

did you know

[bold jewel]

Oh no

[inland lintel]

you can only jump once

without a parachute?

[bold jewel]

I think you're lying

I'm trying that tomorrow

[inland lintel]

oh no no no homie my lines are always correct dhsusuejejss

did you know
people who are older than you will never increase technically

i want a sticker

[spark ledge]

Hello mr Deltarune

[inland lintel]

Hello mr

uhhh

wahat your name?

sir

hold on let me ask chatgpt

[bold jewel]

Mr Omori?

[bold jewel]

I think its Omori I might be wrong

[inland lintel]

did you know

[bold jewel]

PLS STOP

[inland lintel]

you are noob

[bold jewel]

NO

I'm cool!

[spark ledge]

You get a cookie 🍪

[bold jewel]

Cookies are cool

[dark grove]

Guys!

Secret Neighbo 😁

[inland lintel]

Secret neighbot shall ping you and give you no guest role!

and get me a kfc cookie

or one from costco

i need them for energy so I can win in sn

[dry gyro]

It doesn’t work if you play as trinity

[inland lintel]

No I've worked so hard for my army

I deserve a treat

like a key

[dry gyro]

Trinity can’t she’s diabetic

No cookies

[spark ledge]

Shouldve made it so that if Leader eats a speedrunner bar, she gets Downed as soon as the effect wears off

[inland lintel]

Leader was leading a little too much...

[dry gyro]

New update idea right there

[spark ledge]

no.

[inland lintel]

Freeze zane

[dry gyro]

Why

[inland lintel]

why are you freezing

shouldn't you be

neutral temper zane

[dry gyro]

Yea but you have blue letters wouldn’t you be cold?

Red letters are warm

[spark ledge]

I will [[FREEZERING]] your butt

[inland lintel]

yahoooey

jumps out of orbit

[inland lintel]

What about green pink grey etx

[dry gyro]

I don’t have the lore on those

[inland lintel]

that means they are not human