#secret-neighbor
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It was the guest joke.
That's literally the same thing but inverted
No it’s completely different
did you know
Oh boy
That’s great dude

Think I can get the world record on number of crashes?
29384774833882
Or more
I’ll be worthy of the title Secret Neighbor game crash guy
Unlike the neighbor I’ll keep driving after crash
how to live tutorial
- wake up against your will and scream
- Eat
- School and cry
- Home
- Eat again
- Look at the small screen
- Nighty night
i hope this helps
Yea nice timeline
When they update the game, they'll be adding a new character just for you. Their ability is to crash immediately upon loading in to a game and your leaderboard position is based on the number of crashes.
It's a good schedule right?
remember that new saying
new year new me
Guys this is too much info
i don't follow because im still the old me
I’m reading slowly
🔥
Faster
I probably have the reading level of a 1st grader honestly
me right now: 
Imagine the competitive scene for that
Round SpongeBob
I know it’s not
it's a minion
my pfp will stare at you endlessly
you are doomed
because you're a banana
The minions are in my eyelids
im going to find minion server
anything new ?
Nuh uh
I'm in a minion server and so many minions emojis
aint gonna lie we need more emojis on this server
I’m trying to suppress them
2d minion can’t hurt me but it’s looking like it can
Next time you go shopping
dont buy a banana you'll never know
I’ve angered them?
the neighbor wont help you

yes
no neighbor november
you're lucky it's not that time of year
you are beyond cooked
the thing is scaring me a little-
What am I even supposed to reply with
The minions don't like you
anyway
bye all
i gotta catch my sleep so i can do better for next sn game
Secret Neighbor but stepping on a banana makes you slip and fall over.
Okay that’ll work then. The minions don’t like you
👀
at least sand is releasing soon
Someone please tell me how hello is strong language
Damn, I failed on the fourth step again
They really had the Audacity to do that to you wink wink
That was a good one Edible Guest
Thank you guys
Wdym
I would show it but I don’t want to risk losing my image privileges.
Even though I rarely ever share anything
Wow
I survived that btw
how to live tutorial remastered
- wake up and scream
- get your rifle
- Get em all !!!
and repeat
Ist wer deutsch
Hi
Hi
Good early morning secret neighbors! The silly bird is a guestastic addition to the video game
I’m still trying to find a good mix between guest and Shrek
add minion 
ded
bello
😔
Hey guys, theres an Achievement that's impossible to get in Secret Neighbor. You can only carry 3 items at once, and the other slot is for a flashlight.
Before the Journalist/Taxidermist update, you could've done this. But now it's impossible
I think someone here said if you have 3 keys in your 3 slots and then pickup a 4th key it will give you the achievement
Yeah this guy
👍 Yeah no problem
Yeah thag worked when I did it 2 years ago (halloween 2023) it might still work now
Since I changed from my switch to ps5
I tried doing the achievement for winning without turning into neighbor so I just talked the whole round stalling and I never got the achievement
forget achievements
Alright blue minion
Ou
How dare you
and that's not a minion
you have offended the Deltarune community
you're insane
jesus

(activates rage then moves around jumps and knock you with boxes and catches you)
I skimmed it and saw blue
Then see green
sea green is actually a pretty color
if you look up red you also see multiple shades
You’re absolutely right! This is a huge discovery for me just now seeing different reds on the google images I just googled. And hey theres that one red bird from angry birds slapped in one of the images.
I wonder if it’s like that for the other colors
My bad guys secret neighbor
🤔
It’s looking at me when I go over to my browsers
Thank you... That's easier
Blue minion?
No i was Just kidding
thank god
Yes
no I don't get anything
i slept too much
all night I was looking at deltarune pics
Sleptret neighbor
It’s the same but the goal is to sleep
Instead of you win it’s you slept



Give in. Grind the Guest leaderboard. It's the only thing left for you to do.
siema szukam osob do secret neighbor
why does this game crash so much
I have a question
Will the secret neighbor ost be available on streaming platforms or no
Because I really like the ost
Same ngl
It would be perfect to have it on Spotify
PlayStation isn’t safe from crashes?
Yea I’m not clicking that
<@&1162799252192379000>
Start over and grind on Xbox. It’s completely different than PlayStation
I've always wanted to say that lol
It’s like a surge of power
Yayy no more sus links
yup
I don’t even know what it was but it just didn’t look safe to open
the game is crashing no matter how good your device is
I might fall for it
Whats the biggest mistake you did on sn
Trust this is related
i'm lowk laughing at Nicky's nose as if mine wasn't similar, im so smart
the only difference is that he has a weapon on his face
Theres a lot to choose from
Lol
Choose the first one that came to mind
Like what kind of mistake?
Something that got you killed
Lol
you shouldn't trust me with a mic
I have a mic I just refuse to use it
It’s cooler to communicate with mics even though I’m not good at it but it’s cool too to find no mics that use emotes fast enough to respond to you
so do i
Stop taking advantage of it and putting others down to out yourself up
It’s a bit easier on a video game though
im sowy
Sorry im defending someone
ngl this lowk the reason my friend has to bring me groceries but it's not that bad in a game 😭 I still do speak back at times just not that much not like the person is sitting next to me
i wanna score tho
ik everyone is different but communicating online is kinda better than irl
Yeah, people cant do anything to you if you have an opinion lll
badminto
oh okay
🏸
they should add Badminton to SN
i will hit the shuttle at people's eyes then
It definitely feels that way for me because no one’s looking at me online while I speak
real 😭
If my friend isn't able to get groceries for me I wait for it to get dark so there isn't a lot of people in a store but the cashiers are scary too icl
i look at you too much
they should make it so that if theres too many kids in a room with you, you explode in SN, trust /j
I think I got worse at talking online because for the past 5 plus years I just talk to the same people until recently when I decided to start talking in matches
it's alright 😭
you're already talking to us
what difference does it make
you don't have secret neighbor anxiety
same
Im sure they meant talking with stuff like VC and meeting others
I have a skill irl it's holding my cough until I drink everything that's in my mouth and not spilling anything im so pro
🤔
What about when you’re with the guest?
then I trashtalk
You mean you like to talk to guests?
one of us.
i talk to everyone
im a toxic mic sn player and nobody can stop me
im in my villain arc
im sure your toxicity is lacking
nope
I heard a lot of stuff directed towards me I am unsure if there would be anything unique he would say 😭
You’re the grinch of secret neighbor and you’ll turn around and be like “Guys um I uh like the guests and they are cool” and after start showing guest positivity
You will be visited one Guestmas Eve by four Ghosts of Theodore.
How do I report People in SN But Like It Says You Do Not Have Permission To View The history of SN Player Reports Channel.
You can't view the message history (so you can't see other peoples' reports), but you can still type in it.

Ehh

I beg to differ
Haven't you heard of your so called "legend"?
True
I'M the most toxic SN player of all time (I'm actually really nice, but you melt if you touch me).
no I'm taking over his space
as an avenge
if the "so called" legend then i am no longer my old self
so when people hug you do they instantly die by your radiation /j
Yes.
Are you transforming because of a full moon 🐺
no
no thanks I'm migrating
/j
i don't wanna be killed by people older than me
im too young
SN but the neighbour can only transform during a full moon (daytime matches are free explorer wins).
give me mercy
Villians dont need mercy
well I automatically give it
Vampire and werewolf
Yea but this is like every other media out there where the main villain turns a new leaf and is good now
maybe that will happen to me
maybe not
depends on what happens next
im going through alot so
Theo is a werewolf and the kids are vampires. They're not allowed inside the house unless he invites them in, the only map they can win is Amusement Park if he says no.
Then they turn back
There is a werewolf skin tbf
You know I’m not sure what I’m reading anymore
you are reading this book called
"YAP"
the book is not suitable for people who can't read good
it contains random topics from random people including side characters
Yes
Yes problem
I don’t hear anything
What would each neighbour be in omegaverse? /j
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Oh yea it’s tedor
animals
What?
the song
First of all what?
Second I don’t know this
Nevermind 😭
third you should take some rest
you are tired my friend
Guys your overloading my brain
guys
journalist mains need to:
1.shower
2.chill the f out

I’m getting overstimulated
That’s Fourth
I’m not tired
also how's that a fourth
Well
You said so 4 times like fourth
4 words
4 “your the neighbors”
Some guy talking to himself below
some guy just talked to himself above
smh
Neighbor = magnesium
holy flip flop I just fell and landed on a trap
no
as part of the journalist army proudly we have no issues
and we are stronger
i mean
yup
yup
btw
why is
every secret neighbour
player
under 12years old
that cannot comunicate
been wondering that for years
especially guest and ghost players
yeah bro
guest
3 hits
and he still had the child in his hands
AYO
PAUSE
you know what i mean broa
too much time spend with journalist players
as a brave main im not any better bra 😭
.....okie 👍
yes im the bagger
im the most overrated character in sn
"but bagger has 4 slots" or smthn like that
well scout has 13+
without needing no milk
..
no when life hits you with guest or ghost you are almost guaranteed loss plus a game crash
this is my nightmere bro
literally for the last couple matches these ghost players really spiked up my temper
i almost went insane
im not grinding unfair character
I’ve got a funny clip of a guy going into the bookshelf in front of me and someone else just to be interrupted by a Quentin hitting me
Aggressive Quentins when I bring out the baseball bat:
btw game is unplayable as a neighbour in public lobbies
?
unless you didnt shower in 9 months
in 60% scenarios
when there is 179lvl quentin main
source engine movment in my hearth forever
🦇
Your bat means nothing!
To us we can still Pierce through such defenses
Quentin Army We are Strong! We are strong! 🫡 (x69 times)
By day, she is Maritza Esposito. By night, Baseball Batwoman. The streets of Gothven Hamoks have never been safer.
Quentin Air force is stronger
capable of anything
jesty jakis polak
Meanwhile, Leader:
They did that a long time ago
it wouldn't exist
and you are NOT a Trinity main
and we are in the usa
so that was secretly us before we had many soldiers
Trinity is my third. If I wasn't an Esposito main, I'd be Trinity.
It's Maritza and Enzo's surname.
😭
hi
hiii
🥺
Also, I did not know it was an Italian name, cool.
Im sure Enzo is pretty much from a latin country
I read like halfway in the books 🔥
there was a person who did an audio book of the trilogies and they gave Enzo and Maritza accents I found that pretty nice
Ok, apparently Enzo and Esposito are mostly Italian names, but Maritza is Spanish/Latin American.
yeah!
their dads name is also a Spanish/Portuguese origin
The sombrero you made your Enzo wear too 😭
Oh yeah 😭
I think that makes the most sense.
You're w
:D
i thought they were spanish
spanisg or vanish
did you know
If you pour ice on a hot dog, it actually becomes a chilli or a cold dog
why is the dog hot though, is there an actual dog inside-
naajak
are you a Quentin player?
because if yes
i love you ilyyyy so muchhh
eh
hello neighbor mods in the big 26
you what
🙌🙌
Based.
Terraria in the big 26
"read the wiki to play my game"
terraria so mid bro
who even plays that
cant do nothing without reading 20pages of wiki
stardew valley better
im have aura
hello neighbor's official games suck but the mods (the ones that arent trying to look like gta6 rtx on) carry .
no matter what hello neighbor games is better out there
you shouldn't be here btw
go to #games
alpha 3 peterson looks like mr potato from toy story 7
look i don't wanna say much more
no im calling the new version slop . . .
oh
og was peak imo .
well GOOD
I misread you that's a miracle
what about secret neighbor
well the last update was slop but way before that was peak imo
secret neighbour with randoms most of the time is mid but sometimes playable
sn with friends is peak
cool game but i dont see anyone play it nowadays
I don't have friends
i play this game in isolation
i wonder why
maybe cuz every public lobby has at least one quentin main who drops me in 2sec's
i want human friend
sumthn better than nothin
bro all lobbies are clueless
yeah
exactlyyyy better than nothing
you know what
i like this guy
i wish someone decided to code a game called secret neighbor thats a multiplayer murder mystery game that actually exists and is playable rather then it being a concept that a select few youtubers got to play... if only
most people are just not
well
open minded
it rains every day here
but this guy is totally different
what platform do you play on?
@dreamy trout
how to share screen ?
on what
on voice channel . .
i don't think you can
well permission wise
ok no you aren't really allowed to share screen
Is it a role thing? I’m not sure to be honest
Pc
oh darn of course
isnt it cross platform?
shii
there's a VERY few PSN players here
like me and someone I know in the server called Autoinisty_John1
nobody else apparently 😭
i play the game in isolation
what is a PSN ?
playstation network
I can't believe you're the only two PS SN players in the world 😔
How do you even matchmake?
you wanna see my HN mod ? ? ? ?
I dunno he hosts friend only servers
and me
no we aren't the only two PSN is alive and good in playercount in game itself but I meant in this server
xbox and PC are too popular
so yea that answers your question
and to add on i play the game in isolation since one of my very best friends quit and sold his PS4
now this game has green and blue badgers
I was kidding, but yes, good to know!
So yeah there's a very small chance you'll meet up with a PSN player here
well 100% chance because im always here lol

how many hours do you have in sn?
about 800
lifetime
i don't really play much the game kinda died out
is someone kind enough for them to buy me a zinger burger 
pls
night all i need sleep 
make sure to get me my order by tomorrow at 00:59 sn time until game ends
Need a bagger in there for a good experience
I can’t even describe what I’m seeing
My game is fried
I would have preferred it crash over this
Can a man not enjoy a game of secret neighbor
I'm speechless.
Apparently not, no.
The loading bar wouldn’t move so I’m on my next restart
After this I’m giving up
Never mind it crashed
I swear Holo just hates you or something. /j
I don’t deserve this
french ?
y a des fr ici ?
Hello @tough wyvern & @faint mulch ! We do have a #french-chat 
nice thanks u bro
oh ty man
im currently working on a mod called "Hello Eternity"
moi
anybody sn?
switch? xbox? ,ps4/5?.....
did you know
you technically have 2 minutes to live
but breathing resets the timer
but if you're playing this game
you live until the neighbor says so
maximum 15 minutes
hope this life tip helps
uhm??
you want me to hum?
hum what
and you can't hum in this server
or in the digital world of discord
my bad, I wrote it wrong
oh my bad
With who can i play in ps?
Oh is that so
Yes
I said my new year resolution is Ultra 4K HD
you need to read
I already changed models to a better look
i look much better
Yeah but we need to replace your personality
🤔
what personality do you want me to have
^
So , with who?
With people who play the game
This is reminds me something...
Quentin Army forever! 🫡🫶
Get em boys
pc
oh i'm nintendo switch
does anyone know why my game crashed sometimes at the end of a game
Common issue. you are not the only one. it's impossible to fix
alright thx !
also other question lol, can we use the radar from the distance with the taxidermist ?
Wdym?
Using the sonar?
You can already use a sonar with a 15s cooldown on the thing
i mean like from the distance cus im playing the taxidermist but i cant use hte sonar
idk how people do
Ok so basically just hold the sonar
And left click while holding it and it will show you where the players are for a couple seconds
Have you pressed the button to use it? I think it’s on your screen
Btw what’s the point of being able to turn off the lights with the taxidermists sonar
Spooky time
Have any of y’all ever used that mechanic
no
No I don’t use him
ooohh thx !!!
I’m Part of It hehe
For mobile of course
what was the first ever message on this channel
I think Discord has a search for oldest thing.
Oh
I hate taxidermist
Dees jumpscare
Skibidi toilet
Lmao 🤣 sorry
Off to mayak pit for you
.
Ruined me remembering the good old days
Sorry
It’s always the scouts man
Just when I thought the scouts weren’t so bad
I am joking and not serious
Not all scouts are bad
I honestly should use scout for a little while. It was never really one I ever used
But bagger is selected every game because the neighbor told me to
I know we all talk to the 2d print out of the neighbor
Guest is only one with unique music? I forgot to ask
Idk
Go scout it out and find out
Isn’t that funny
Because you are scout and I said go scout it out
wait lemme find that neighbor laughing gif
anyone wanna play secret neighbour
dont worry
In the future they will do a great brainrot reset
wait for that
and then you can spam those 2 numbers or whatever
Ok
I play right now
what about left now 
He really is in the walls
Hi
Hi!
Whats up
I am ✨videogaming. You?
Girl needs the Waka Waka horn so bad /j
Psssh, I already got that.
What are you missing girlie..
my friends (ps5) and i (pc) wanna play together. is that even possible ?
nope :(
PS only has crossplay with Switch
thanks for the fast reply!
his reply was slow
I'll save you..
i'd use a fancy font but Dyno would shoot me in the back alley
Take a screenshot of a fancy font, so you lose image perms but keep your life.
You're bagger but you can't read good
bagger isn't slow
he just need glasses
borrow enzo's
and I'm sorry if you can't read I understand
anyway
Spider out!
I used it on my name and the bot was lowkey chill
he's always chill with me
unless the mods make him go "🎶I see who you are, you are my enemy, my enemy, you are my enemy🎶"
absolutely the key not
I come back whenever just to annoy everyone
im gonna squish you
im gonna annoying you
🤔
since you are so called siblings with trained
im joining in now im your younger brother and I will annoy and say braindead stuff here
im not asleep cuz I'm not
reasonable
i am not getting you anyyy
i'll eat it all
no
or im taking your chocolate bar
and running off
why is #1047330977103482932 called sn feedback if sn is feeding the back??
why does the back need feeding
stop telling sn to feed the back
like genuinely
smh
nothing makes sense....
It's because you're giving feed back. The devs are chickens.
They're what now
why don't you feed the back
and you don't offend the devs, thats not nice of you trained
naughty
I meant literal chickens 😔
as in the weird looking guys I see outside town?
who poop eggs
for some reason
Sure. Those guys.
who poop eggs
-MrSpiderOfficail 2026
I’ll turn around and try to save you but I always miss the neighbor and hit the kids in danger
It’s reoccurring I’ve noticed
I apologize but I just know they probably get tired of me hitting them more than once. Not intentionally
Just pretend you were sacrificing them or something so you could escape. Run away immediately after.
Another reason why I like bagger as it’s something I relate to
After they save me I feel bad to do that
oh, that's what you've been doing to me?
There was some kid with a loud mic through the walls that acted like a living sonar because the neighbor was after him so I used him as a way to know where he was. It didn’t last long as he stopped yelling and we all know what happened
He... He got away safely... Right?
Uhhhh. Next question.
🥹
Yea he just left his shoes and some papers behind
how about I turn you into those "some papers"
and it falls through the floor of the house
what if I follow this in my next sn game
we should deport you
Theodore is coming for you.
How about instead I
I a
You get the power to post stuff back and this is it
oh my days
you guys are so so so funny
this is the advantage of sending stuff from completely different servers
no I will miss y'all 😭
no I will turn you not I
me sending minion and other braindead stuff triggers Theodore?
You're funny miss
I bet neighbor has tried a sip of liquid mercury
It’s why he looks the way he does in secret neighbor
No I’m thinking of different neighbor scratch that
I saw a guy on map two get up to the top without using the lever to bring the stairs down. How does one do that?
how do you even bring the stairs down 😭
Two ways.
Snowball tower, or there's a skip to jump around the fence past the 3 door.
The red lever I think in that room you jump to
I for some reason fall every time
I remember being able to get over fine back when it came out but now I just have extreme mass or something
STOP
The zebra fit
stop !!! thumbi gn down!
I should be able to create a shockwave when I hit the ground and stun anyone in a radius
At least I don’t go down when I fall
Yes.
nukeroy
The fat man returns
delroy Griffin
algien juega
I can’t speak Spanish sorry
I’m going to pretend I get it
What 😭
Alguém BR pra jogar agr?
English?
I do
Guys which English?
I speak American which in case you don’t know is English. Not the other English you may hear about over yonder
Who asked?
I did
I would have asked too, I just didn't.
Huh?
Yeah, american english
I’m meaning language here and nothing about that
I’m really sorry, i wasn’t suppose to be rude
Mobile
I’m nowhere near my device
Aww, I can't play then.
My phone would explode if I used secret neighbor
Alright
I tired playing some average little mobile game and it got very hot
Um hi
Nice pfp
Thankyoou
You too, your friend is talented
That is cool PFP art.
Thank you I'll tell him that
Thank you it's ment to be a ship
Hey
Pensei que ele tava sendo escrot, n visto a mensagem que ele falou que tinha perguntado
Hi!
Hello
E ainda mandei um “Desculpa, não tinha a intenção de ser grosseira”, disse ela com duas pedras na mão. 😭 KKAKAKAAKAK
A night of no crashing? Has the great hello curse been lifted?
@fickle dagger this is the cool guy how drew the art on my pfp 🙂
yup
Your art is so beautiful ❤❤❤❤
KAKAKAKA help
Hi Finch
@delicate cliff thank yew
Np
Hi Finch
I love her sm I wanna play her in the hn live action movie lol 😂
did you know
if you fart
you can become a space rocket
but down there it will stink
and just like that
you recreated the rocket event irl 👍
repeat this if needed
You spent 10 minutes waiting for a reply and then continued 😭
Lol
What are you even saying
Who
You never know when he’ll show up
Bruh i hate these hackers i was neighbor finally after like 8 games and they opened the basement instantly
And yet
that has happened
boo
all of you
it was worth the joke
MrSpider
🥺
Yes
"OK"
🤔



