secret-neighbor

[inland lintel]

where the hell does she even get them from

[opal oyster]

Thats why she was originally a boy

[inland lintel]

can I become automatic pls

[opal oyster]

Nuh uh, you are manual

[inland lintel]

no pls

I wanna be part of this clan

hire me I'm pro sn player

and I use mic but I don't for you

im very funny

and im cool

[opal oyster]

The only things that defies a pro to me is having skill and not bug abusing

I have heard you use chair glitch

[inland lintel]

yeah but not often

also you gotta play competitive

otherwise you have a secret neighbor issue

I don't bug abuse every game 😭

[opal oyster]

Ill have an issue then

[inland lintel]

no don't file an issue against me

[opal oyster]

Still do it

[inland lintel]

I bring life to this chat

[opal oyster]

Thats it

My mom owns sn and will ban you

[inland lintel]

why do you hate glitches then

[opal oyster]

Trust

[inland lintel]

thats it I'm going to roast you in secret neighbor terms

[opal oyster]

Because they arent intended and its not fun and no skill

[inland lintel]

you will never be the neighbor

[opal oyster]

Lock yourself

[inland lintel]

at least I have keys

the only reason we get late automatic seasonal updates is because of you!!

[opal oyster]

What keys do you have? You have yellow and red, i have blue. By yourself uoure uses. But with me we are powerful

[opal oyster]

Its hard

Automatically hard

[inland lintel]

me rn:

[inland lintel]

hah not as powerful as the Pr0s_Only cult

we are like Avengers

tackling enemies and working together

nothing is hard for me

even little children are skilled

[opal oyster]

Pros only cult isnt good because krahen is part of it

Besides, they all bug abuse

[inland lintel]

no he created it then more pros I knew joined

[inland lintel]

yeah exactly we are more overpowered

[opal oyster]

Thats an issue

[inland lintel]

why don't we do 3v3
Pr0
Vs
The Automatics

2 empires going to war

by throwing stuff-

[opal oyster]

Nuh uh

[inland lintel]

Hah you said that because you can't win

We are the greatest countryball

thats right kids

[opal oyster]

Nuh uu

[inland lintel]

psn clans do exist

[inland lintel]

Prove that we're wrong

[opal oyster]

Uou have no evidence

[inland lintel]

Uou

our competitive skill is OUR evidence

oh boy you shouldn't have denied me

[opal oyster]

Thags not evidence

[inland lintel]

you are not evidence

I drank too much milk sorry

I just like it ok

Nah we gotta do the war someday

[opal oyster]

Bagger boy

[inland lintel]

You are a scout

[opal oyster]

Bro me and my friend joked about that

We are NOT doing a sn war

[inland lintel]

The war is basically you gotta knock each other out without self revive and there will me multiple rounds

Oh you won't do it because you got the fear effect

We are truly the neighbors.

[opal oyster]

No, its because this is sn

Of all games to do it

[inland lintel]

Either we become allies or we have the war

3v3

[opal oyster]

Neither

[inland lintel]

Okay bet

Whenever I see you I will throw boxes at you

and there will be stars above your head

[opal oyster]

Erm actually, thats considered toxicity and can be reported 🤓 🤓

[inland lintel]

moderation isn't frequent in game lil bro

[opal oyster]

"Lil bro"?

[inland lintel]

I am a Pr0 soldier when I have my equipment: Saucepan, lamp, crowbar and one additional item

along with me doing salute emote

I fight for the pros

the friend rivalry will approximately last about an eternity /j

if you're a music maker make an anthem for the automatics

[inland lintel]

sn servers

[opal oyster]

No its you

Quentin

[opal oyster]

Nuh uu

[inland lintel]

I don't play like green badge

does the emoji with the hand actually wave or does it vibrate

[opal oyster]

Wave

[inland lintel]

then why is there blue stuff around it

[opal oyster]

Smart dc decision

[inland lintel]

honestly I don't get the logic of life these days

[opal oyster]

Real

[inland lintel]

cashew nuts is called cashew nuts because cash is secretly stored in the nuts

[dry gyro]

This is just you. No one else has thought this

[dark grove]

right

amazing! :D

I have an entire laser beam

[inland lintel]

I'm just being myself

[inland lintel]

can we play laser tag

🎶I feel like... somebody's watching meee🎶

[dry gyro]

You know I could just imagine the poor fella who looks at you the wrong way and gets deleted

[inland lintel]

why is his tree rotten

shouldn't it be clean tree

[dry gyro]

I don’t know maybe Mr Clean wouldn’t let him be clean tree

[inland lintel]

does Mr clean wash his head with body wash or shampoo

[dry gyro]

Mr clean showed up and told him he can’t do that so he changes it

[inland lintel]

if you put neighbor as alien suit then he is technically Mr clean since he has no hair

[dry gyro]

Yea green clean

[inland lintel]

keys are so expensive, I might have to start searching it myself

[dry gyro]

Counterfeit keys

[inland lintel]

to everyone I ticked off this year
this year, same place same time

what's your new year resolution?

[dry gyro]

I don’t really do those

[inland lintel]

my new year resolution is Ultra 4K HD

i casually change models so i look much better on screen

[dark grove]

dude this is like that one ad for like

a flashlight that apparently worked like the sun 😭

it reminded me of that

[dry gyro]

I don’t know

[inland lintel]

the sun? as in the news company?

[dry gyro]

I don’t know many flashlight ads

[dark grove]

awhh

[inland lintel]

why are they called torches in britian english, if it doesn't have coal

[dry gyro]

Because you guys don’t have electricity

That was so funny

[dark grove]

im such a big fan of this Enzo

[dry gyro]

I bet you’ve never heard that one before

[inland lintel]

where did the electricity come from thrn

[inland lintel]

which "some kid" are we talking about

new update: new character called "some kid"

worst kid ever

[dry gyro]

So you pump oil but they also pump electricity out of holes in the ground too

“Some kid” would just be the cannon fodder per match

[inland lintel]

so tell me

whose grinding some kid leaderboard

[dry gyro]

I don’t look at the leaderboards

[inland lintel]

if it's called leaderboard then who is leading the board

[dry gyro]

Instead you need the leaderboards to look at you

[inland lintel]

😥

gee I hope that isnt an insult

my appearance on the leaderboard is too good

[dark grove]

good lird

[inland lintel]

why is the time up

what about time down

[dark grove]

🤔

[inland lintel]

can I cure your tree

[dry gyro]

It just sounded cool in my head. As the kids say it was cooked sounding

[dark grove]

sure!

[inland lintel]

I am a professional surgeon

I fixed trained eye before

now I fix you

time to use a rifle and some gears

this will take time

okay no I'm not bothered to work today throw your tree it's expired

[dry gyro]

Doctor he’s waking up! Pass me the chunky milk

[dark grove]

I got the heart emote now I can show my teammates I appricate them

[inland lintel]

heart emote you say?

[dark grove]

yes

[inland lintel]

heart emote trained

I get scouts who heart emote me for some reason

[dry gyro]

What was that

Was that the sound of spider being silenced by a bot

[dark grove]

huh

what happened 😭

[inland lintel]

i didn't see a bot

[dry gyro]

I’m seeing things

[inland lintel]

I silenced myself you neighbor

that's right I said what I said

I cussed in sn terms as a joke

[dry gyro]

I’m also seeing your yellow characters stare at me

[inland lintel]

oh yes

feel the uncomfort

minions!

assemble

your halo soldier isn't staring at me

probably because he can't look straight

[dry gyro]

What

No way you called him that

[inland lintel]

called him what

I don't have his number

I think you're hallucinating

[dry gyro]

Halo soldier

[inland lintel]

I am not an Xbox player sir

oh right he's master chief-

the guy from fortnite

[dry gyro]

Well soon enough you’ll get to play it

[dry gyro]

No no no no

[inland lintel]

silly you I can't afford an xbox

I had PlayStation after I was born

PS2

[dry gyro]

No but theres one coming to PlayStation this year

[inland lintel]

Xbox looks better and more nice to be honest

[inland lintel]

Hah yeah we're actually in affiliation

We got forza from you

and idk what you got from us

we both have secret neighbor that's even

[dry gyro]

Yea I couldn’t imagine a world without secret neighbor

Doom and gloom

[inland lintel]

Xbox and PlayStation should have crossplay

because they're top 2 consoles to dominate gaming

[storm bone]

Halo is a pretty cool guy.

[dry gyro]

So your wanting guest players

[inland lintel]

nah I bet it will be balanced

[dry gyro]

He can do anything

[inland lintel]

also I'll make up a different username so none of you identify me

[dark grove]

Im getting a PS only to terrorize you as a Guest

[inland lintel]

no your not

[dark grove]

🥺

[inland lintel]

I got voice chat privileges buddy

you can ask trained

what I sent her

in dms

[dark grove]

You think I don't?

[inland lintel]

with me using vc

[inland lintel]

no you'll very unlikely meet me

because I don't even play the game so often

and you will have a green badge

[dark grove]

What does a badge have to do with this 😭

[inland lintel]

skill?

I know you're joking

[dark grove]

Im a Yellow badge on pc...?

[inland lintel]

you not getting ps

[dry gyro]

It’s kinda weird to use voice on secret neighbor or maybe I just feel weird about it

[inland lintel]

I'm safe from you all neighbors

[dark grove]

Me having a new account doesn't just. Delete my skill?

[inland lintel]

Well if you're experienced then it's an exception

Also I can just do glitches

so I lose you

[dark grove]

Then badges have nothing to do with skill LMAO

[inland lintel]

on psn servers everyone disagrees with that

if I was on Xbox I would have faced 3v1 from you guys constantly

[storm bone]

I've seen green badges who are actually really good 😭

[inland lintel]

cross play has saved my life

in the long run

[dry gyro]

Well you say you have weird people over there

[inland lintel]

exactly?

[dark grove]

So when a red badge makes a new account it deletes their skill and makes them automatically bad?

[inland lintel]

no

[dark grove]

Imagine a green badge destroys all high players lol

[inland lintel]

that never happens to PlayStation

most of the time they walk aimlessly

and afk

[dry gyro]

That’s the life right there

[dark grove]

So can any other player

[inland lintel]

also there are these brave players who use baseball bat to hit the neighbor that's what they think 😭

to free me

[storm bone]

That should be a feature though. Mostly because I just want to hit the neighbour.

[dry gyro]

Well you know I don’t know

[inland lintel]

no tutorial no information they read they just straight boot up the game and play

psn is wild

[dark grove]

Honestly if someone hit me in the kneecaps I'd drop everything too

[dry gyro]

Which neighbor class do you want to hit the most?

[inland lintel]

guest

[dry gyro]

All in all I’m throwing stuff at either scout or Quentin

[inland lintel]

and kill them

[inland lintel]

Nuh uh

you can't throw anything at me

I got 50+ sun cream I mean defense cream

[dark grove]

🥺

[storm bone]

Guest. I'll hit Guest midair during a jump.

[inland lintel]

Yay

[dry gyro]

Scout player hurt my feeling by killing me so now I hate all scouts. Quentin is just to blame for everything

[inland lintel]

finally trained you actually want to attack guest

[inland lintel]

scout players are so lovely in psn lobbies 🥰

they heart emote me

[dry gyro]

Must of misspelled guest

[inland lintel]

randomly

[dark grove]

BUDDY

You tooo??

[inland lintel]

my quentin has so much aura

[dry gyro]

Probably meant neighbor

[storm bone]

When the birdman croaks, beware the bat of wood.

[dry gyro]

I can’t spell

[dark grove]

What if I eat the said bat of wood

[dry gyro]

Help me secret neighbor

[inland lintel]

what can't you spell?a potion?

lol

you need to get into brewery

[storm bone]

Oh, Ok then, as you were.

[dark grove]

2-#& ...

Oh ok

What*

[dry gyro]

Ha ha laugh out loud that was goofy funny hilarious

[dark grove]

I spelled 'What' VERY badly

[inland lintel]

i am goofy like ai sonic

im just myself

[dark grove]

It's okay Edible Guest we both can be bad at writing

[dry gyro]

I don’t want to know

[inland lintel]

good thing I don't drink too much milk

otherwise.......

[dark grove]

You grow an extra inventory spot?

[inland lintel]

does it grow offline

[dark grove]

No

[dry gyro]

What if you’re lactose intolerant?

[dark grove]

You have to drink milk yourself

[inland lintel]

nah when I drink milk I'm drank

[dark grove]

Deal with it

[dry gyro]

Use powdered milk?

[inland lintel]

then I just like

idk

be weird

[inland lintel]

Jokes on you I am allergic to nothing but guests

achoo

[dark grove]

Boo

[inland lintel]

please go offline or ill end up in hospital

[dark grove]

No

I'll actually go from dnd to online

[inland lintel]

stop using the quentin punchline

"NO"

[dark grove]

Why are you punching lines?

[inland lintel]

...

[dark grove]

Think of their families

[inland lintel]

you are now

me

you learn my humor

that is good I was successful as a teacher

[dark grove]

No, I'm R0ttenTr33

[dry gyro]

Let me learn you something

[dark grove]

I actually got it from Trained

Sorry pal

[inland lintel]

we are not pals

🤣

[dark grove]

Buddy?

🤔

[inland lintel]

no I'm not 10

[dry gyro]

Are we pals or arch enemies?

[dark grove]

Slug from under my fridge?

Oh that's what you are!

[dry gyro]

What?

[dark grove]

A slug from under my fridge!

[inland lintel]

Is that so

[dark grove]

Yeah

[inland lintel]

Nah then how am I so fast with quentin

bagger is the slug

[dry gyro]

I call slugs Stewarts

[inland lintel]

I am MrSpider (aka ai sonic)

[dry gyro]

Like I call stink bugs Steve

[inland lintel]

Steve?

[dark grove]

Im gonna grab you and feed you to crows

[inland lintel]

Minecraft Steve?

[dark grove]

Hmm

[dry gyro]

Steve the stink bug

[inland lintel]

oh not the craftmine one

[dry gyro]

I tried to have one in a water bottle but well it died

[inland lintel]

why not

a lava bottle

[dark grove]

I want to drink smooth lava

[inland lintel]

did you know

lava in hookwars is classified as either hot melted cheese or baked beans

[dark grove]

No.

[drifting breach]

If i on ps, can i play with people from pc?

[inland lintel]

no

[dark grove]

I want to drink smooth lava

[dark grove]

Nope

!sncrossplay

[inland lintel]

which game is the lava from

[nova yoke]

Hello!
Please see below for the currently available crossplay options for Secret Neighbor.
Secret Neighbor current crossplay options :
• Microsoft Store + Xbox: crossplay compatible
• Playstation + Switch: crossplay compatible
• Steam | iOS : no crossplay
• SN is also available for Roblox (iOS, Android & PC)
For more information on Secret Neighbor such as platform availability, feel free to check out https://www.secretneighbor.com/

[dark grove]

Real life

[inland lintel]

^

what about sn lava

[dry gyro]

Nope just as I can’t melt a mattress

[dark grove]

Real life, not SN lava

No

[inland lintel]

craftmine lava?

[dark grove]

Or.. Can you? 🌞

[storm bone]

Have you ever tried?

[dry gyro]

Secret neighbor clues or blues clues it’s all the same

[inland lintel]

blues clues?

is that something from

bluey

[dry gyro]

Well what happened is

[dry gyro]

No

[inland lintel]

I didn't know you watch that

[dry gyro]

Look it up

[dark grove]

Newgen

Smh

[inland lintel]

I'm an oldgen

[dark grove]

No you're a newborn

[dry gyro]

The blue dog and the dude in the stripe shirt singing about we just got a letter

[inland lintel]

you are a meanie

[dark grove]

I wish I got my divorce papers like that

[inland lintel]

you're the newborn, you newborn

[dry gyro]

We just got a letter let’s find out who it’s from

That’s all I remember

[storm bone]

Old generators are the most prone to breaking. I'll be back later with more life changing words.

[inland lintel]

whos playing cookie clicker on the fire reaction

[dark grove]

Is this why you malfunction/j

[inland lintel]

dont change my life miss

[dry gyro]

I kept thinking I saw it go to 2 then 3

[inland lintel]

I better start respecting my elders here

[storm bone]

Hey wait

[dark grove]

🥺

[storm bone]

Too late.

[dry gyro]

You consider 22 an elder?

[inland lintel]

yes am younger

[dry gyro]

Put no

Darn it never mind

[inland lintel]

i'm not even 25 God darn

[dark grove]

Trained is the bringer of wisdom she saved me from insanity yesterday

[inland lintel]

how so

you're always insane 😭

[dry gyro]

So respect the guests

[inland lintel]

okay...

[dark grove]

I was trying to extract files, wanted to do things on my own, failed. Started tweaking out before finally asking Trained about it

[inland lintel]

hah

that explains it

grandpas don't use computers that good

[dark grove]

I loveee my non-irl sibling guys

[dark grove]

😓

[inland lintel]

Yeah, we can tell

[dark grove]

I used a laptop since I was 6...

[inland lintel]

remove non

[dark grove]

She's not my irl sibling???

[inland lintel]

under my authority

i work for Raven Brook council

so now

you two are legally siblings

[dark grove]

Wow...

[inland lintel]

me and the court decided

enjoy your time

[dark grove]

@storm bone you're stuck with me now /j

[storm bone]

NO

[inland lintel]

hes not joking btw

[dark grove]

🥺

Trainedddd

[storm bone]

Spider, undo it. Please. I'll stop playing as Guest.

[inland lintel]

Uhm

I don't trust you

[dark grove]

SO MEAN

[inland lintel]

you betray me

before

[dark grove]

Nuh uh uh!

[inland lintel]

you two look so nice together so I'm not changing this legal sibling relationship

[inland lintel]

I cures rotten's mentality

[dark grove]

Remember Trained

[dry gyro]

Spider also used super glue so

[dark grove]

You cannot take it back /j

[inland lintel]

Good idea

[inland lintel]

Note to self: Glue You two

[dark grove]

wHAT

[inland lintel]

you heard what I said

[dry gyro]

I’m just full of good ideas

[dark grove]

No

I read

[inland lintel]

it can't be taken back

[dark grove]

Not heard

🧠

[inland lintel]

yeah bro this isn't school

this is a discord server if you didn't know

[dry gyro]

Or weld

[dark grove]

But it can be a school if I believe hard enough

[inland lintel]

trained you're done for

[dark grove]

Also if im delusional enough

[inland lintel]

no

I don't wanna learn here

I wanna laugh here

instead

[dark grove]

Live laugh love

[storm bone]

Oh no. The consequences of my actions have come back to haunt me.

[inland lintel]

You are now

Siblings

[dry gyro]

Just say it’s ai

[inland lintel]

live laugh annoy

[dry gyro]

Then everyone will go “oh well it wasn’t said then”

[inland lintel]

repeat

[dark grove]

She knows i would never use ai this doesn't work on me

[inland lintel]

wrong year wrong time

[dry gyro]

Or you use ai to use ai?

No?

[storm bone]

It would never be AI... But you could have manually edited it!

[inland lintel]

^

[dark grove]

I actually got an extension which blocks google ai from popping up

[dark grove]

... 🤔

[dry gyro]

How do you even edit stuff

[inland lintel]

with logic

[dry gyro]

Says the neighbor

[dark grove]

Ibis paint

[dry gyro]

That’s flew over my head

[inland lintel]

does old microsoft paint count

[dark grove]

Yes

[dry gyro]

I can use the power points

Does that work?

[inland lintel]

if this game was a card game with all of us as characters, Id be falling under legendary rarity and my abilities are powerful

I'm gonna play some pvzh

so uh

cya

[dry gyro]

No

[inland lintel]

I need my rank 20

[inland lintel]

what do you mean no

[dark grove]

Pvz mentioned?

[inland lintel]

yes

[dry gyro]

I don’t know

Guys

Secret neighbor

[inland lintel]

you don't know what you mean by no

;-;

[dry gyro]

Isn’t that exciting

[inland lintel]

unless you're digitally kidnapping me

I'm not playing secret neighbor sorry

that was the worst insult ever

[dry gyro]

Well I’m still in the basement you never let me out

[inland lintel]

if I just exit discord and play my other game

then you can't do anything

[dry gyro]

Sad guests

[inland lintel]

you are sad because I'm not playing secret neighbor....?

[hollow elk]

nah guys its 3 years this havent been updated what is going on ?

[inland lintel]

look buddy

I can't access my PlayStation right now

I've only got my phone so I can either run clash Royale or pvzh

or roadblocks

[dry gyro]

It’s the harvest

[inland lintel]

or hn Nicky diaries

I don't got much games on mobile

[hollow elk]

any one got idea when is update or we not gonna have ts ?😭

[inland lintel]

update is

never

[dry gyro]

Update it

[inland lintel]

yeah update it yourself /j

[hollow elk]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-neighbor-hello-neighbour-secret-neighbour-secret-neighbor-detective-gif-6401380601456667849

[inland lintel]

we all are like over 20 or something

well I'm not

but one of you apply to work at holo

and update the game!

[dry gyro]

Game would break if I touched it

[hollow elk]

https://tenor.com/view/hibike-anime-anime-yapping-yap-shut-up-gif-14097572782261890092

[inland lintel]

yeah because you are probably gonna buff guest and make it way too overpowered

I don't trust you as the sn director

neither anyone here

I only trust me

[hollow elk]

guys spam we need update !

[inland lintel]

absolutely

not

[hollow elk]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-meme-hello-neighbor-secret-neighbor-scary-neighbor-gif-1748063199702936046

[inland lintel]

spamming ain't gonna do anything Modz will ban us

and devs barely read anything here

[inland lintel]

this is dead btw

[hollow elk]

true .....

[inland lintel]

But this....isn't 🗣️
(it's me)

[dry gyro]

I need you to retrieve the index

[inland lintel]

I own legal rights for this masterpiece

[hollow elk]

guys why all the journalist just anoying as hell and just hit stuf ?.....

[dry gyro]

Yea they suck

Ruin everything

[inland lintel]

guests suck

ruin everything

[hollow elk]

why guest ? its good bruh ?

[inland lintel]

no

If you're facing it

cooked

[hollow elk]

why ?

[inland lintel]

too op

and unbalanced

[dry gyro]

I like guest farming me

[inland lintel]

call of the kra shouldn't have ever happened imo

[hollow elk]

tbh clown is just too op

[inland lintel]

if you're weird enough to hide under a small table

then I guess its alright

not op

[hollow elk]

nah u cant just ge t hit

[inland lintel]

most of the neighbor players I am against they just camp under the stairs in these smalls rooms by the basement

in maps 1 and 2

but I can counter them so easily

[hollow elk]

ye i know where its anoying I DONT DO THAT OK ???....

[inland lintel]

I mean it's not annoying

but it just doesn't automatically make you win

[dry gyro]

If it’s annoying I might do that

[storm bone]

Not anymore.

[inland lintel]

bro what

where's my name

[hollow elk]

GET OU-

[dry gyro]

It’s John!

[inland lintel]

Trained how DARE YOU

[hollow elk]

guys wanna add me maybe later we can play sn ?

[inland lintel]

trained is impersonating my absolutely cinematic character

[hollow elk]

soo any one ??

[inland lintel]

I will sue

[inland lintel]

no cant

[hollow elk]

why ?

[inland lintel]

because I don't play this slop

that much

[hollow elk]

what u play then ?

[storm bone]

What do you play on?

[dry gyro]

Fair point for a level 200+ Quentin

[hollow elk]

pc

[inland lintel]

trained I will get an Xbox series X then grind quentin play as guest to give you taste of your own medicine
and then when I load in a game with you then I'm gonna play random audio then knock you /j

nah I won't let this slide

[hollow elk]

. what is that yap holy

[inland lintel]

stealing my branding

cheeky trained

[dry gyro]

I’ll find you on Xbox and throw items at you

[hollow elk]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-neighbor-hello-neighbor-guest-hello-guest-hello-neighbor-cartoon-hello-neighbor-welcome-to-raven-brooks-gif-5305433626692171040

[inland lintel]

my username will be way different

miss just used my branding with a different name

but hey it's still my avatar so I'm still identified

[dry gyro]

MrNonSpider?

[inland lintel]

since miss just used my branding

now she is MissSpider

Or MrSpider2.0

Ugh why do I have to be cloned

[hollow elk]

i just came in this discord to play with some one .... bruh

[inland lintel]

sorry we act too out of context here

[dry gyro]

Yea and last year was the secret neighbor war

[inland lintel]

yeah see

[dry gyro]

No it was real

[inland lintel]

we are totally insane people, proudly presentable in Hello Neighbor Games

[hollow elk]

. what yall mean havent played it when last update

[inland lintel]

last update was winter 2023 it kinda sucked

[hollow elk]

yep this anoying journalist and i dont care abt a ANOYING OLD MAN WITH SHOTGUN

[dry gyro]

I barely play it due to being alone in a lobby or just busy with other stuff really

[hollow elk]

nah it still got player

[inland lintel]

life in PC lobbies;

[dark grove]

Oh my god

I go ta burbrurr

[dry gyro]

Yea but it was more fun to play with friends or people you meet than random toddlers in quick games

[inland lintel]

no way you got away with this trained, I will get you back!!!

[dark grove]

I can eat while destroying people as guest

[hollow elk]

https://tenor.com/view/secret-neighbor-hello-neighbor-enzo-esposito-hello-neighbour-secret-neighbour-gif-3408198369676125709

[inland lintel]

why does Enzo suddenly get scared then dives out

if there is no neighbor

[dry gyro]

Enzo likes the thrill

[hollow elk]

it is wanna send u the clip ?

[inland lintel]

does he not like his appearance

[inland lintel]

you can't send too much vids gifs or photos btw

or mods will take the feature away from you

[dry gyro]

Yea it’s strict

[inland lintel]

I learnt that the hard way

[hollow elk]

bruh

wanna dm yall then ?

[inland lintel]

no

ill pass thx

I'm busy grinding pvzh

[hollow elk]

ok then its a secret 🙂 why he is running 🙂

[inland lintel]

also we don't accept random dms and requests here

cuz we don't even know who u are

this server supports our privacy so

[dry gyro]

So I shouldn’t open messages from people?

[hollow elk]

ok true

[inland lintel]

uh oh

you actually can't post photos now

check your role

no embeds

I told you bro

[hollow elk]

oh nah...

[dry gyro]

He didn’t???

[hollow elk]

idc

[dry gyro]

How?

[inland lintel]

look at his profile

[dry gyro]

I didn’t see him post a picture though

[inland lintel]

posting too much content at once frequently

[inland lintel]

i meant like gifs or something

not only pictures

Jacky is watching

[dry gyro]

Like two gifs?

[inland lintel]

well idk that's the only way I know to get your embeds permission gone

[hollow elk]

6

[dry gyro]

I thought they had bots that do it too?

[inland lintel]

you can ask the mods instead

[hollow elk]

bruh why yall dident tell sooner ?

[inland lintel]

I did

[hollow elk]

it was already late

[inland lintel]

oh well not my problem sorry

I'm here to live laugh and annoy

[hollow elk]

.

GET OU-

[dry gyro]

I told you it’s the harvest a bit ago if that counts

[hollow elk]

dident know even harvest means bruh

[dry gyro]

I don’t think anyone else knew what I meant either

[hollow elk]

[inland lintel]

yeah I don't see any correlation here

[storm bone]

Heyyy, I don't even play as Guest in the first place 😭

[hollow elk]

yall dont ?

[inland lintel]

Oh look what the cat brought in

You wont get away with this!!

yeah bro no spamming

[hollow elk]

i did not spam brother ?.

[inland lintel]

"holy Yap"

[hollow elk]

minion is yapping here not me ?

[dry gyro]

So Spider Trained and Rotten are like the avengers of secret neighbor

[inland lintel]

I'm not

they're against me bruh

they think I'm thanos

I am actually that one avenger whose alone

[dry gyro]

Spider is just being secret

[inland lintel]

[hollow elk]

nah beeacuse i am typing fast they think i am spaming really ?......

[inland lintel]

bro

you can't expect a server to give you 100 precent freedom of speech

there's rules here yk

bots on my side

[hollow elk]

NAH THE BOT HERE I AM GETTING OUT BRUH

[storm bone]

So what does that make you? Are you Nick(y) Fury?

[dry gyro]

I tried putting a word once and it said it was banned

[inland lintel]

you're probably rage baiting so I won't really explain more.

[dry gyro]

No no I’m not that important here

[inland lintel]

be part of us edible

if I was actually allies with trained and rotten in sn then we would be fantastic 4

A talkative squad

[dry gyro]

That’s three of you?

[inland lintel]

Yeah, join us

I am a quentin soldier so I can carry us

[dry gyro]

Okay I will be the per match sacrifice

[inland lintel]

Nooo

No sacrifices needed

[hollow elk]

what yall doin ?

[dry gyro]

Yes

[inland lintel]

forming an alliance with my friends

sort of

probably not

[hollow elk]

what do you mean

[inland lintel]

dw abt it

if I really want to recreate fantastic four I need to stop hating on guest

[dry gyro]

I really don’t care about the guest unless it’s the holidays or it’s the right moment

[inland lintel]

I'm not sure if guest would even want peace

but I'll give it a go

[hollow elk]

oH NAH I AM LEAVING

[inland lintel]

ok

bye

[dry gyro]

The bot is just a goober sometimes

[inland lintel]

no the bot sometimes actually saves lives

[inland lintel]

what

are you gonna shoot us

[delicate cliff]

Lmao

Nah

[inland lintel]

Thats crazy because all scout players like me

they can't shoot QuentinThe1st

[dry gyro]

Curse the scouts

[delicate cliff]

Lol I'm a scout player and I have never seen u

[delicate cliff]

Hey!

[inland lintel]

you probably not on PlayStation

[dry gyro]

Whoops

[inland lintel]

PlayStation scout players heart emote me too much

no clue how

[delicate cliff]

Lol I'm not I'm on xbox

[inland lintel]

Of course.

[delicate cliff]

They luv u

[inland lintel]

ikr

[dry gyro]

Yea well it was still a scout that killed me so

[delicate cliff]

Lol

[dry gyro]

All scouts are to blame now

[inland lintel]

don't know why you all don't like them they are so nice

[delicate cliff]

Ikr

[hollow elk]

nah scout is a goat supporter

[dry gyro]

A goat or goat supporter?

[delicate cliff]

Idk what that is

[dry gyro]

Wait

No I’m just dumb

I read it wrong

[hollow elk]

lol

[dry gyro]

Scout being a good support?

[hollow elk]

yep

[inland lintel]

I don't like how scout has 2 abilities only

scout should have a third ability where she can have slightly better vision

[hollow elk]

kinda good idea

[dry gyro]

Yea let’s not

I would never wish the guest on anyone so you guys shouldn’t wish for more scout

[cyan folio]

👋

[inland lintel]

you wished the guest on me before

[dry gyro]

Proof? Well I don’t see it so no

[vast swan]

Guys how do i remove emotes?

[copper escarp]

can moderators and developers actually ban teamers I see the same teamers every day and I always report them here with a video but it looks like no one is banned yet

[copper escarp]

Simple answer, they never ban teamers.

[storm bone]

I don't think you can.

You can only seem to swap them for another emote, when you add it to the wheel.

[dry gyro]

Team against them at this point. See how they like it

You know if there’s no punishment

[regal swallow]

Hellooo can some people help me with 2 achievements please ? 😄

[inland lintel]

psn has teamers

[storm bone]

Which ones do you need??

[regal swallow]

The one where i put every keys alone on the door and the neighbor one when i win with the basement door open hahah

[storm bone]

I can help if you're on Steam or Xbox!

[regal swallow]

Oh wooooow i am 😄

You are so nice thanks !

[storm bone]

Cool!! Which one though?

[regal swallow]

Steam : 185766238

Is there another person that wants to help ? 😄

[dark grove]

Oh, but doesn't it only work in Quick Matches? It would be a pain to do

[storm bone]

They're not super difficult to do.

[dark grove]

Are we sure..? 🥹

[storm bone]

The key one is simple enough, I do it all the time as Detective without trying.
The basement door one I see other people achieve, but it took me ages because I usually win before the door is open. With help though, it's pretty easy.

I mean, as long as you can actually win as neighbour, anyway.

[dark grove]

unless you get sweaty players 😓 ..

People will usually hog up all the keys before you even get to them

[storm bone]

Woah, Anakin Skywalker profile.

[storm bone]

Yeah, me :D

[dark grove]

😒

[regal swallow]

No i was only with trolls until now 🤪😂

[regal swallow]

Yeyy thats me haha

[regal swallow]

Well you must be a cruel neighbor hahahaha

[dark grove]

She gets tricked quite easily <3

[storm bone]

Heyyyyyy

[dark grove]

mwehehehe

[regal swallow]

😂😂😂

[storm bone]

He lies.

[dark grove]

No.

🥺

[regal swallow]

Well if we can find a third player and one of us being the neighbor Will be Quick

I guess

[storm bone]

We could still manage it with just 2, if not.

[regal swallow]

wow!

[dark grove]

I could try to join!

[regal swallow]

so coooooool

wanna do a call on the server ?

[storm bone]

Sure!!

I'm in general 1.

[opal oyster]

Im gonna be mauled for most of this opinion lol

I think sn combat system is perfect, but the dropping items and batting them with brave is really op. Make it so dropping items doesnt count as throwing

Who likes my awesome opinion

[dry gyro]

I mean if someone dropped a cement truck off a house I would expect serious damage to myself if it hits me

[dark grove]

We tried doing the Mayak event but turns out 3 people isn't enough and instead of searching Trained just went insane in trying to clip through into the basement

[dry gyro]

Be silly if I walk it off and skip down the street

[dry gyro]

I thought you need 6?

[dark grove]

yeah we just tried using leader to try pulling the switches

like speed to them

[storm bone]

A long time ago, you could pull all of them with 3 people 😔

But it doesn't work now.

[dry gyro]

I remember being told to stand by a number lever and pull it

[storm bone]

It did work at one point!!! I'm not insane!

[dark grove]

yeah, with the basement open

[dry gyro]

Of course this was before the trophy stuff so I have no proof of doing it

And then the rocket one which I remember losing one of the bolts or something and had to start over I think

I would try the others but I know nothing about it other than one of y’all’s horror stories with tomato’s

[opal oyster]

It is

I did it with 3 ppl

Leaders and ghost

[dark grove]

yeah, the issue is that we're not fast enough lol

[storm bone]

Ohhh, Ghost.

[dark grove]

of course it's ghost

[opal oyster]

Ghost on 1 and 2, leaders on 3,4 and 5,6

The issues with 12 and 56 is the ways to go to lever to lever

1 amd 2 is simple, start at one and go through the basement roof to go through the library and that

[dry gyro]

That 56 threw me off

[opal oyster]

5 and 6 require difficult platforming

[dark grove]

Actually how is ghost faster in that situation? you still need a small moment to get through the wall unless you break the window

[opal oyster]

Perks

[dark grove]

do you have to use inspiration and speedrun bar before transforming?

oh. right

I doubt anyone of us has them lol

[opal oyster]

You dont have to

I used to main ghost

[dark grove]

level 0 on ghost 💕

[opal oyster]

But he technically got nerfed in the winter update with the catch cpoldown after transforming

[verbal crow]

Hii! I just had a small question, as someone who is looking to get the Secret Neighbour game if there's still active player to play with?

[opal oyster]

I cant

[dark grove]

?

[storm bone]

There is!

[opal oyster]

When you go back to physical form, theres a second of cd of not being able to grab

I hate it sm

Ruins the surprise

[verbal crow]

Thank you for the answer!

[opal oyster]

I only got ghost crown because of how easy it is to get xp with him (if you silently capture everyone, you get like 1500 xp)

[dry gyro]

So what’s the best neighbor to use that I can cheese and get back into secret neighbor then? I just want it to be easy

[opal oyster]

Guest

Hes so fun

[dry gyro]

Preferably if people stand still so I can catch them and win

[opal oyster]

Just jump everywhere and jumpscafe people

Thats boringg

I can still grab them mid leap

[dry gyro]

Is guest really that op or just annoying?

[opal oyster]

Uhhh

Yes

I dont think hes op

I think hes just a really good anti-bug abusing method

Especially with scaring croak

[dark grove]

im actually going to squeeze you

positively

[low blade]

helloo, someone to play?

[safe herald]

yes

is there someone who wants to play with a newbie??

[safe herald]

?

[low blade]

its been a while since i played, and i dnt have any teams to join, so i joined dc

[storm bone]

Which platforms do you play on?

[slim flame]

well i just got the game!

[dusky jungle]

This is the same game that microsoft allowed to be part of the gamepass section

[dry gyro]

Was it even worth being on game pass? I never played it through it

Never mind that’s a dumb question

It sounded like a normal question at first but now that I’m reading it I’m not sure it makes sense

[patent perch]

I remember when secret neighbor came out on ps4 that game was running on like 15 fps

It was so bad

[dusky jungle]

Not really, it's not even that good to begin with

[haughty agate]

this is why you never split up from your group

[dry gyro]

I remember it ran bad on Xbox on launch

[storm bone]

Absolutely, if it wasn't on Game Pass I'd have never played it. Or knew it existed, probably.

[hasty vector]

I test the emojis

[bold jewel]

This is my favorite

[hasty vector]

I dont care

Apple

[bold jewel]

Okay...

[hasty vector]

[storm bone]

[inland lintel]

stop emoji spam
like genuinely you are probably a bot if you spam emoji and say random stuff

[inland lintel]

04:40am

do you ever sleep? 😭

when was the last time you didn't pull an all nighter

[dark grove]

Her sleep schedule is actually a bit off but she does get sleep 😭

[inland lintel]

Right....

[charred pecan]

anyone playing?

please

[inland lintel]

Only if I know your account is actually real

[dry gyro]

It’s 3:40am for me now

[inland lintel]

9 for me

[dry gyro]

So morning?

[inland lintel]

Yeah!

[charred pecan]

10 for me

[inland lintel]

When I see a guest player

I'm gonna dodge so he'll leap all the way across the map

I'll be like

I got this.... FAHH!

[dry gyro]

It’s like me learning shapes in elementary but I just start naming off food

Or whatever you British people call like first grade

[inland lintel]

Did you know

"used to" is the saddest phrase a person could use

Like

I used to love art

[dark grove]

I used to eat brains

[inland lintel]

I used to play this game

until I quit

[dark grove]

I would say smth but I would get banned for mentioning it but I am recovering and that's actually a positive thing 😁

[inland lintel]

I need to recover my competitive skills in this game

or its back to the beginning

[dark grove]

Should iii work on smth orrr should I play SN 🤔

[inland lintel]

you should work on your tree instead

[dark grove]

no :(

[trim plaza]

Hello

[inland lintel]

yes

you are one contagious neighbor

[dark grove]

Awh man

[inland lintel]

your new year resolution is to fix that tree of yours

until then

don't approach the funny guy

[dark grove]

the funguy?

🍄

[inland lintel]

that was the worst joke I ever heard ngl

I said funnyguy you neighbor

[dark grove]

☹️

awhhh

[inland lintel]

🎶shimmy ya shimmy ya shimmy ya (drake) swall la la 🎶

is is true that neighbor is an ai creature, like if I become one, I will no longer be caught and I can enter his house whenever I like

[dark grove]

how come you think his lines are fire while mine aren't this is favoritism

sighsss whateverrr

I'll become a fact-checker #nerd

[inland lintel]

doesn't favoritism mean you have your own flavours

😹

i was born for audience

[dark grove]

flavors??

[inland lintel]

you don't get it?

[dark grove]

I wanna beeee Watermelon flavor then 🍉

I like watermelons

[inland lintel]

is it a myth that water is actually inside the melon

your lines didn't matter since 2006

[dark grove]

well they're made out of like. idk around 90%+ water

[dark grove]

oh wow

[inland lintel]

woah

[dark grove]

what do you think you're made out of

[inland lintel]

"MrSpider has gained 0.5 logic"

[dark grove]

I mean if you say bananas it'll be valid

[inland lintel]

I have Quentin blood

[dark grove]

oh dear that might be an infection

[inland lintel]

so does that answer your question

im made out of some mythical gene that people like but nobody knows what it is

[dark grove]

🤔

[inland lintel]

did you know

the game actually gets an update everyday

wanna know what it is

they add...nothing

sadly

revive this game

[dark grove]

they add air for the characters

[inland lintel]

well that's the most important part

i wonder what the game would be like if they didn't add nothing and didn't put oxygen for the characters

[dark grove]

All of the characters don't appear because they're dead

[inland lintel]

Wowzers I never knew that

I gained more logic

[drifting breach]

I dont have xp rewards for 6 wins

Wth

[dark grove]

hm??

[drifting breach]

I haven't received any xp rewards for 6 rounds already.

Stop bullying me 🥹

[dark grove]

idk why it happens 😭