secret-neighbor

[inland lintel]

I don't even play as much

And I won't grind this game anymore....

[dry gyro]

Let’s just ignore the fact I play it once a month at most and focus on you abandoning the neighbors

[inland lintel]

I got to focus on my life now

So I won't play as much

This goes to all my friends who know me here.

I'll stay though, and I'll continue being myself: full of controversy, guest hater, funny

[dry gyro]

Okay you will be put on the wall with the other neighborhood war hero’s during the various secret neighbor wars

[storm bone]

Impossible. Illegal.

[dark grove]

MrSpider is... Kil?

[inland lintel]

Uhm

No?

[storm bone]

No

[inland lintel]

I'm not quitting sn dw

[inland lintel]

^

[storm bone]

Where were you when MrSpiderOfficial stopped playing?

[dark grove]

I was at house, drawing leader when phone ring

[inland lintel]

he is planning his attacks on you

I am not kil

[storm bone]

"MrSpiderOfficial is kil"

[dry gyro]

You are gest

[dark grove]

no

[bold jewel]

Can we create a religion abt sn

[storm bone]

The Pantheon of Neighbours

[bold jewel]

Where we praise and worship this game

[bold jewel]

Okay, thats great

[storm bone]

Clown, the God of trickery.
Scary, the God of rage.

[bold jewel]

Scary is the name of the regular nebar

?

[storm bone]

Yeah!! Scary Neighbour.

[dark grove]

😭❓

What did I miss

[storm bone]

Otto, God of Shotguns.

[bold jewel]

We just created a religion

While you where out

[dark grove]

I think I might pass

[bold jewel]

Join us

[bold jewel]

This is great

[dark grove]

Im waiting to post my Trinity art but I don't wanna overpost anyone so I am just waiting 😭

[bold jewel]

Lets build a church

[bold jewel]

Wdymmm

[storm bone]

I dare you to post her.

[bold jewel]

I want to see

[dark grove]

😨

[storm bone]

The name church is taken. We need a new name for the place of worship, like naming them after SN maps. Like Neighbour Case or Space.

[dry gyro]

Where’s the guest???

[bold jewel]

Uhmmmm you are right

[bold jewel]

Neighbor basement

[bold jewel]

Ask trained

[dry gyro]

All the neighbors get one but not guest? This is unbelievable

[dark grove]

Posted..

I'll probably give Maritza and Enzo their melanin back when I'll draw them 😭 I still can't believe how different Maritza looked in the books (And then... There's the crying out Enzo that was drawn after the release of SN)

[bold jewel]

I was so curious abt that, like

Why the heck is she so different from the books lol

[dark grove]

Im sure they changed it after the release of SN

[dark grove]

Goat got whitewashed 💔💔 (silly)

[bold jewel]

Honestly I like the new design, but I think it would be cool with her original skin color

[dry gyro]

Oh yea I forgot she looked different

[dark grove]

I kinda cannot imagine them as anything but Mexican😢

[dark grove]

Yeah true!

[bold jewel]

Where you guys at go see Nath's art it's peak

[storm bone]

The Guest is a secondary diety of the pantheon. Not always included in the main group, but still there and revered by some (get it, because it's a guest).

[bold jewel]

Okay were getting progress

Trained is cooking

[storm bone]

Please do not let me near a kitchen.

[bold jewel]

It reminds me of
"How the hell burned the whole house?! "

"Cooking meal for my beautiful wife<3"

It would be EASIER

If I had the ability to send images

[dry gyro]

Well they shouldn’t make ovens with 8 knobs

It just needs to be simple like a hello neighbor oven

[bold jewel]

Not you blaming the oven lmaao

[dark grove]

It's okay Ma'am.. I'll make the food!

I say as I spill an entire teapot

[bold jewel]

How many knobs are there

[dry gyro]

I don’t know but I can just interact with it and it’s on

If only it was this easy in real life

In SN we should be able to leave the stoves and ovens on so it can cause the house to fire

[dark grove]

3 grown people and all cannot cook

[bold jewel]

I broke into my neighbors house to make sure

And it's 2 knobs

But in our house there's 4

[bold jewel]

And let the neighbor to die in there

Would be rlly easier

[bold jewel]

Dont worry it's an sn players characteristic

Trust trust

[storm bone]

We all break into our neighbours' homes and take their food instead of cooking, right? It's a common Secret Neighbor fan trait, isn't it? Someone please tell me I didn't misinterpret this entire game.

[dark grove]

Yeah!!

[dark grove]

Until you open the fridge and find three jars of glue and 2 saucepans

And maybe a key

[inland lintel]

Thank uuuuu !!

for actually agreeing

[dark grove]

🥺

[inland lintel]

guess whose back

Kim Kardashian style

[dry gyro]

I’m good at using the microwave

[storm bone]

Who??

[storm bone]

When I come home to my fifteen starving children and eighty starving grandchildren and announce that all we have to eat tonight is a cheesegrater, a keycard and a rifle.

[dark grove]

Wait until you see the exploded sausage i made in the microwave..

Culinary Delish

I think

I'm sure I showed it to Trained already

[storm bone]

Unfortunately.

[dark grove]

💕

[dry gyro]

Well you’re not suppose to put metal or aluminum to be exact in there. It’s not good

[dark grove]

The thing is

[inland lintel]

🎶 "I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the nighttt. He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight🎶

[dry gyro]

I heard that from Shrek 2

[inland lintel]

me rn:

[dark grove]

I forgot to take the casing off the sausage. 😓

[inland lintel]

Guys play that song when I actually go super duper fast on my way to kill the neighbor

Soaring through the rooms just for an epic clip

[dark grove]

I personally play haunting church music but that could've worked too

[inland lintel]

I AM

Duolingo MAX

I

Am

Unstoppable

[storm bone]

Fats.

[inland lintel]

time to peak baby

ooh a guest

no problem

I've ate my pizza rolls

[dark grove]

You're so mean

[inland lintel]

now I can finally murder this guest player

[dry gyro]

Croak

[inland lintel]

I need a hero 🗣️

[storm bone]

I'm just trying to be helpful 😔

[inland lintel]

Look at this guy

[dark grove]

I sent you my beautiful boy dinner!

[inland lintel]

he standing up for me

I will ride my bike along the map 4 corridor at 300mph then jump out do a 360 no scope on the guest's head

with the cool pixelated glasses on

and my bike will go towards a kid at the basement then explode then finally I'll land right after

[storm bone]

The Guest croaks and makes you fall off your bike.

[inland lintel]

Nope

If it wasn't for those dino nuggies

I'd be dead

[dark grove]

Jumps at you jumps at you ju

[inland lintel]

trust me guys MrSpider is the coolest at his trickshots

I am like one of those mafia dudes from that one movie I couldn't remember

[storm bone]

Shall we list every movie with mafia dudes?

[inland lintel]

shall we list the reasons you keep targeting rotten and throwing stuff at him

[grizzled spoke]

is anyone playing

[inland lintel]

yessirrrrr

https://tenor.com/view/huawei-peppa-pig-toy-phone-pink-phone-gif-17592449

I am playing sn on this

this device so cool right

sn runs at 360fps

120hz

4k

Ultra

guys buy this!?

[storm bone]

I bought 5 so I'll always win neighbour games in SN! /j

[dark grove]

Hauwei.exe

[dark grove]

Wait until I join on accident /j

[inland lintel]

yay

I got this device called the Peppa pig thing

and the game runs so good

[storm bone]

I win in a 1v1, trust. /J

[inland lintel]

Peppa pig lobbies

[dark grove]

You kill my internet when im about to win

[storm bone]

Which neighbour gets the Peppa skin?

[inland lintel]

me

...

[storm bone]

You?

You mean

YOU'RE the neighbour?!?

[inland lintel]

yes I got the exclusive skin

if you see a pig like neighbor in your game

that's secretly me

:333

Pepper pig exclusive

[storm bone]

It's a good thing you can't have two neighbours in a game, so you won't get matched with Butcher.

[inland lintel]

god damn I'm so daft aren't i

I wanna get sn on iphone 2g

let's unlock sn on secret platforms

whose with me to save this game

[gritty goblet]

[inland lintel]

I will have those glasses when I hit that 360 from my bike

[inland lintel]

^

[storm bone]

I have trapped Secret Neighbor in a cage, and soon it will be lowered into a pool full of lava and sharks.
You have 10 minutes to hand over the keys or there will be no SN left to save.

[inland lintel]

^

[gritty goblet]

Ah

[inland lintel]

what is this a minecraft 2015 prison

I meant save the game from dying... Not from jail 😭😭

[storm bone]

What do you think happens if it's submerged in shark infested lava?

[inland lintel]

I am using trained eye's favorite emoji

😭😭😭

trained why do you cry all the time is it because I hate guest I'm sorry

/j

I will throw a box at you

[inland lintel]

then

You would

uhh

actually I'm unstoppable yk

[gritty goblet]

I dont understand anything in this conversation

[storm bone]

Yes. This is exactly it.

[inland lintel]

so you cry simply because I hate your beloved?

ok stop the 😭

[storm bone]

😭

[inland lintel]

I am a doctor

[bold jewel]

They don't understand it Neither so dw

[inland lintel]

let me cure you trained

this surgery is estimated to take an hour or so

stop trained from crying

[inland lintel]

I'm just being him bro

I'm acting sigma on this chat

for once

ok I need to do the trained eye sugery

brb

[gritty goblet]

I thought i was false about they are lost too but u agreed

[inland lintel]

Ok @storm bone you should look like this now: 😁

[bold jewel]

Pekenzo as a doctor

[inland lintel]

more like peak Quentin

I stole someone's shift

[bold jewel]

OKAY BRUH

Pekuentin

Okg

[inland lintel]

no

[bold jewel]

Omg*

[inland lintel]

I am peak

[bold jewel]

Peakenquentn

[gritty goblet]

🗑

[bold jewel]

Omg how can I mess it up so bad

[inland lintel]

Nuh uh

[bold jewel]

Pequentin

[inland lintel]

Quentin ain't trash yo

leader is

[gritty goblet]

In hn2 no but sn bhuivdyil

[storm bone]

Take that back.

[inland lintel]

Ok I'm taking leader back to my house

How long for?

Until I testing her

[opal oyster]

We got more hackers on ps

[gritty goblet]

Dont touch my leader

[inland lintel]

???

[opal oyster]

3 and 4

[inland lintel]

That was always there bro dw 😭

[opal oyster]

Nuh uh

[inland lintel]

Private dm

[bold jewel]

Does the developers do anything abt the cheaters/hackers?

Not complaining, just asking

[inner yacht]

no

they dont

[gritty goblet]

Anyone can send to me the top10 of leader in ps? Just to verify something

[storm bone]

I heard they apparently did a ban wave not too long ago?

[inner yacht]

instead if your on xbox xbox bans them

[inland lintel]

xbox

[inner yacht]

on sn they can just unban them selves

idk about playstation

[inland lintel]

Is there the letter x in the box

[gritty goblet]

Never, a hacker was 2 months in the leaderboard before be banned

[inland lintel]

hecker

[inner yacht]

there was a hacker for the whole summer camp

[inland lintel]

more like winter camp

[gritty goblet]

Who was him

I dont remember

[inland lintel]

I will.muahahahaha

I am impasta leader

I will blind herself

[inner yacht]

there was multiple, player/swimmars, harley (a guy that sells hacks for steam) and some other people

[gritty goblet]

No bro😈

[inland lintel]

Ay

[gritty goblet]

Ah okay i see

[inner yacht]

people thought swimars was this one hacker called curious clown

[inland lintel]

I'm 212 level Quentin let's battle

[inner yacht]

wasnt confirmed tho

[inland lintel]

let's recreate a super smash bros ultimate fight

212 level journalist vs 300 lvl leader

I just forgot ps can't play with Xbox

[gritty goblet]

😂

The #1 Leader sent me a big message of excuses bc she teamed against my friend so funny

[inland lintel]

teaming?

we should add teams

[inner yacht]

the whole xbox sn community is so toxic

half of the teamers are bad anyways

[inland lintel]

add chatgpt to sn

[inner yacht]

but litterally no one can get along on xbox

[gritty goblet]

Hello i was on the top5 toxiest players in 2024

[inner yacht]

egos on HELLO NEIGHBOR game gets the best of these people

[inland lintel]

same on psn we know eachother but there's rivalry in between

[inner yacht]

18 year olds crying over sn😭✌

[inland lintel]

loads of beef

Fr

[gritty goblet]

Ye like Marcyboy and TheOne they are lvl1500 and 1400 they dont know how to shoot and run💀

[inland lintel]

guys

[inner yacht]

yo marcyboyand theone are so bad

worst teamers ever

[inland lintel]

there's this one kid who's over 100 level and somehow his movement is very slow not walking

is he doing this intentionally

[gritty goblet]

Maybe i know u on xbox what is ur gamertag

[inland lintel]

or trolling cuz scared if me

[limpid wedge]

So has SN entirely been discontinued

[gritty goblet]

Ye some people on xbox are like this too

[inner yacht]

they havent confirmed

[inland lintel]

yes

[inland lintel]

idk if it's internet issue or they just doing to show fear

[inner yacht]

they said that they had no plans of abandoning it

but

[gritty goblet]

@inner yacht

[inner yacht]

see how far thats gotten us

[inland lintel]

they might still be busy

it's not obvious but we never know the answer

[inner yacht]

sand really screwed us over

i dont play anymore

and im bout to change that name

oops

meant to edit it

[inland lintel]

sand looks awesome

[gritty goblet]

We, the leasts frenchs on xbox wanted to revive the game with some yt videos and messages to tinybuild

[inner yacht]

tiny build doesnt work on the game

[inland lintel]

big build

[gritty goblet]

We was toxic to eachother so u know me too lmao

[inner yacht]

yeah

we were all toxic back then

for no reason either 😭

[inland lintel]

it's good we all are aware of the toxic community and getting along

[inner yacht]

that damn tease emote did something to us 😭

[bold jewel]

Some people said yes and some people said no, so they kinda does take care of the hackers? Idk

"Kinda"

[gritty goblet]

Im friend with JR and his friend now and they gave me some infos about blossom, its hard

[inner yacht]

im ngl

blossom needs to chill out

[gritty goblet]

Very rarely

[inner yacht]

he takes the game way to serious

[limpid wedge]

If I’m honest, I don’t like the way the game is now

[bold jewel]

Yeah

[inner yacht]

me neither

[limpid wedge]

Graphics are sort of better but gameplay feels like a chore now

[inland lintel]

if sand is good

It was worth the wait

[gritty goblet]

We have his face by a random way

[limpid wedge]

When I was playing the game on mobile in 2024, I actually really liked it

[inner yacht]

he showed me it a while ago

[limpid wedge]

But now it’s not fun

Being in a lobby full of baby Baggers who do nothing

[inland lintel]

be fr who even face reveals as a sn player 😭

[limpid wedge]

And when one of them is the neighbor, they either leave or don’t transform

[gritty goblet]

Some ppl posted like Pennywise a new toxic and Troxi who u know

[inner yacht]

ive only seen blossoms face

but i dont like playing with str1kerp0x1 or wtv

[gritty goblet]

RadMSCO explained how he up his brave its disappointing

[limpid wedge]

I wish they gave Bagger more offensive moves, like why can’t he do a shoulder bash or smth like he does in the animated series

[inner yacht]

isnt rad a teamer

[inland lintel]

no

[inner yacht]

he didnt used to be bad

he was actually pretty good

until summer camp

ngl brave needed the nerf

[copper escarp]

haven't heard of that guy for a long time, i used to be his friend. is there any chance that he still plays the game?

[gritty goblet]

Some ppl think that but its not true

[inland lintel]

It's a journalist dash clone why for bagger

[inner yacht]

i dont know

i just remember seeing him from some old video from 2020 or 2021

[limpid wedge]

Why

[gritty goblet]

She explained to me she is just helping her friends

Its my duo but i dont play like her when i team its with the entire lobby

[inland lintel]

because

it's literally the same as dash

but a clone

[gritty goblet]

I let win everyone

[inland lintel]

and bagger is meant to be slow not fast

[gritty goblet]

Bagger eats just a lot in the canteen

[inland lintel]

why is bro carrying so much

is he gonna build earth

or what

[gritty goblet]

Lmaoo

[inland lintel]

he should build a statue of me

[gritty goblet]

And me

[inland lintel]

what if the best pro players get their own outfit and icon stuff

[gritty goblet]

What is ur place on psn global?

[inland lintel]

Idk under top 30

[gritty goblet]

Can be rly cool

[inland lintel]

I haven't been on sn

for a while

[gritty goblet]

Not bad

[inland lintel]

and #7 or #6 on journalist

[inner yacht]

67

[inland lintel]

89

[storm bone]

76

[gritty goblet]

I left when i was #7 i returned i was #24💀

[inland lintel]

I think psn has calmed down

And Xbox is still toxic

[gritty goblet]

Ofc

[inland lintel]

I haven't seen much

so it's my assumption

I haven't played sn cuz I was on other games like rocket league roadblocks etc

[inner yacht]

your assumption is right

little kids and GROWN MEN getting mad at the game

[inland lintel]

on psn no

not as much

[gritty goblet]

Some journalist kids appeared this last 6 months and now they are targeting everyone with their lvl 60-110 journalist like Pennywise and Csabikaa (JRGamer2013 in the past)

[storm bone]

I rarely talk to anyone outside the game (not including here), so I just almost never see anyone be toxic on Xbox.

[inland lintel]

Yeah you were definitely talking about some known pro players

bro I got a cold man

it's so bad

[gritty goblet]

Its the most toxic plateform, for being one of the most toxics in 2024 u can trust me

[gritty goblet]

No pros they are just known bc they play a lot with toxicity

[storm bone]

Crazy, since I never see it in game 😭

[inland lintel]

I know a lot of pro players but well you introduced me to some new people

I'm toxic as well lol

[inner yacht]

yo im ngl

[gritty goblet]

They are new i never saw them in the past before my return

[inner yacht]

when you guys mean pros are yall talking about like really good people

[inland lintel]

Yeah

And the leaderboard ones

[gritty goblet]

I corrected him dw

[inner yacht]

leaderboard ones are so buns 70% of the time on xbox

[inland lintel]

On psn I know them all

And they are alright ish

[inner yacht]

like our leaderboard is filled with teamers

[gritty goblet]

I agree (idk if i deserve mines) im a good player but not one of the bests

[inner yacht]

the best people i know dont even play anymore

[inland lintel]

Some also quit

[gritty goblet]

This make sense

Wildflower and Clipz pox1 did some videos on me just bc i beated up and telled to them my opinion so crazy

[inland lintel]

Everyone should just have peace

And play normally

No fighting

It's not easy tho

[gritty goblet]

I try now to be nice with everyone but with somebody its hard

[inner yacht]

i dont interact with them anymor

[gritty goblet]

Ur right

[inner yacht]

clipz is weird

he plays random things in the mic

[gritty goblet]

Pokemon go usually

Lmao

[inner yacht]

I will be leaving FaZe clan.

[gritty goblet]

And one time in a random game i accused him to crash the games, he said it was not him and 30secs after he stopped playing and we crashed

[inner yacht]

i almost got my shi booted oversn

over sn*

[gritty goblet]

Why

[exotic nest]

👋

[inner yacht]

for crashing the game by accident

😭

the sauce pan glitch happened when i wasnt trying too

[gritty goblet]

With saucepan? (Like DanShulk if ur remember)

[inland lintel]

I also play random stuff on mic too

it's so funny

[gritty goblet]

When we are 2/3 frenchs talking in the game the others guys in the lobby dont play they watch us talk😂

[inner yacht]

na he was playing somethig else

[gritty goblet]

Happens everytime

[gritty goblet]

Flying

If i remember

And hit instant down everyone

[inland lintel]

free sn

[inner yacht]

i just want them to confirm if sn will be done for

thats all i ask

[inland lintel]

They posted a hello neighbor announcement the other day

For a second I thought they were actually back with the game 😭

[inner yacht]

whgere

[inland lintel]

#announcements

they got back to hello neighbor kinda but not this?😭

[inner yacht]

damn im late

anything but sn

[inland lintel]

Why does every hn game gets abandon so quick

[opal oyster]

Sn has potential

Its just been missed a bunch

[dark grove]

how many do you need

[inland lintel]

no trained today 😭

wow the journalists have saxophones

[merry patrol]

im at the bottom

lol

[snow aspen]

so tuff

bro

[dark grove]

Oh that's you??

[merry patrol]

yes

[dark grove]

damn hi

[merry patrol]

[merry patrol]

hi

[dark grove]

I trusted that Finch lowkey 😭

Hi again

[merry patrol]

i joined you again

LOL

[dark grove]

😭

[snow aspen]

Im also in the server💀

XD

[dark grove]

Hi gamers

[snow aspen]

"Jellyminekraft"

ignore I made that when I wwas 7

was*

[dark grove]

Yeah it's fine 😭

[snow aspen]

lol

[dark grove]

I knew it was the Enzo

it's always Enzo's

for some reason 😭

[inland lintel]

thats why you call them peakenzo

help there is a guest with eyes staring at me

"Help!"

I said that but where's the help signal

Its not in irl

This is a bug

Report

[dark grove]

🤔

[inland lintel]

Oh my god

I say help but its not here

Where's the red thing it doesn't work irl

Can someone help

[dry gyro]

Must be a bug for map 6

I’m an hour late on it but not in secret neighbor time

[gilded gate]

I’m tryna get a full lobby with my friends but the 6th player can’t join no matter who

anyone know why

[dry gyro]

Is your friend able to get past the start screen or have an error?

[gilded gate]

it doesn’t matter who like whoever is the last to join it says like “room unsuitable” or sum

[gilded gate]

but yes

when i invite them that message pops up for the last person

it was working fine with a full lobby but today its bugging out

[dry gyro]

Well sorry I’m unsure about that one. I’ve had problems trying to do a custom but not that one specifically

[neat briar]

dude spindrift keeps on teaming

[queen nest]

You noticed that too?

He’s asking everyone if they want to be friends and then teams with them

[frosty ravine]

Hi

[queen nest]

But lowkey he’s just a kid based on his voice so I can’t be too mad

[exotic nest]

👋

[sullen wraith]

yall should ad secret neighbor adding friends and inviting to party
to que up

[limpid wedge]

Why doesn’t Bagger or anyone else apologize to The Neighbor

And leave his house and stuff

[rare terrace]

Bro this N0wze guys keeps harassing me.

Like he attacks me and says I’m gonna kill you???

Like bro

Oop

I can call the police on your useless ahh*

[rare lynx]

Playing sn in the big 25 is crazy ngl

Toxic players are half the reason I stopped playing

[acoustic sonnet]

Game is just far too competitive now, it's difficult to not find a Quentin spamming items every second, esp with the stamina gain due to those perks abilities which increase the stamina gained. Barely can do anything about it seeing he can just flee easily also.

Like around a week ago, I had my first quick game match after not trying since like early 2025 ish. Got neighbor, got paired against 3 tornado badge Quentins, and I was stun locked the whole time basically.

[dark grove]

Oh fr?

[dreamy lagoon]

i like baiting new player taxidermists to jump from high places, then theyre low and easily killable

they just see that if i survived the fall they think they can always too (even if they do survive theyre easily killable)

[storm bone]

That's actually a smart idea.

Speaking of fall damage. One time, one of my friends and I were trying to get the neighbour to fall down the bridge on Space. One of us ran to the other side as bait, the other pulled the switch when the neighbour was on the bridge.

We did it once. The second time, they didn't fall for it but just jumped off anyway (??).

[inland lintel]

I know map 6 doesn't function normally for some reason

And I have no badge, which is impossible

[dark grove]

I remember a butcher hooking me as he was falling down the roof

he died and I survived 😭

[bold jewel]

Hello neighbors

[dark grove]

Hi!

[bold jewel]

Theres a Way to Die In this game??🤡

[storm bone]

The neighbour can just die (he respawns).

[dark grove]

he just

explodes into snakes ig..

The neighbor is.. snakes in a trenchcoat? 😨

[bold jewel]

OH OKAY

That makes more sense

[storm bone]

The Thing is just a bunch of snakes confirmed??

[bold jewel]

I just imagined the neighbor being already old and falling down the roof

Probably broke his ribs in the process

[storm bone]

They should add that, if you sprint while on the roof (maybe only if it's raining), there's a chance you'll slip and fall off.

[dark grove]

he needs to feed Aaron more glue

[inland lintel]

feed me

[dark grove]

okay Audrey II

[inland lintel]

take me off

[dark grove]

what..

[inland lintel]

desecration defamation constipation medication the foundation on playstation
education
fire station
my vacation

[dark grove]

😭

[inland lintel]

fire truck

[dark grove]

you good?

[dry gyro]

The secret neighbor national anthem

[inland lintel]

no

weeeee

[storm bone]

We must all come together to claim land and declare it an independent sovereign state. Secret Neighbopia, where our newfound totalitarian government, whose ruler must change their name to Theodore Peterson, declares that the only acceptable outfit is the one Theodore wears.
Everybody must hide 6 keys to their homes and take photographs of the locations.
An independent agency, the Detectives, will be founded and will be the only people allowed to have these photographs. If you want to commit crime, you need to hire one of those to find the keys.

[inland lintel]

I shall politely remind you that this is not school

good essay tho

[storm bone]

My Theodore Manifesto Peterson is not an essay.

[queen nest]

Bro just finished 1984 💔

[inland lintel]

vote for her

she is perfect

make sn great

[queen nest]

Vote?

[inland lintel]

<@&1162799252192379000>

same thing everytime

scam

and advertisement

they keep coming we gotta watch out

[inland lintel]

Yes trained is the perfect boss of where sn will go

[storm bone]

Don't tell Spider I'm making Guest the only neighbour. The rest cost IRL money.

[dry gyro]

It’s too late he’s already endorsed it

[storm bone]

Wait, I said this in the public chat.

You can't take back votes.

[dry gyro]

Yes this is secret neighbor chat

What other chat is there but secret neighbor chat for the video game

Secret neighbor

Can we vote more than once

[inland lintel]

I think about voting I didn't actually do it

I won't now

You betrayed me

I take back my thinking

Monster trained

[storm bone]

Yes but I'm the only candidate, all others are illegal (Theodore told me himself).

[dry gyro]

I’m taking spiders vote

[storm bone]

I was kidding! It was totally a joke. 😃

[inland lintel]

It is not

I know you very well madam

[dry gyro]

Vote multiple times for the only candidate

[inland lintel]

I'm opting out

Ugh

I should be voted for instead

[storm bone]

I change my mind. I don't want to turn into Theodore Peterson. Someone else can be him and lead our new society.

[inland lintel]

I will

I will make sn the best game

And update it

[dry gyro]

No no no! Spider will remove guest

[inland lintel]

I wont

I'll balance everything

[storm bone]

This is no longer a democracy. There is no voting. All decisions will be made by the strongest at SN.
To make it fair, everyone is Detective and no transforming is allowed. It's a key race.

[dark grove]

I was so locked in on Zoo Tycoon 2 what did I miss

[storm bone]

We're declaring a new sovereign state.

[dark grove]

..Okay

[dry gyro]

I read that as you were locked in a zoo

[inland lintel]

hahahaha

[storm bone]

If Theodore was in Zoo Tycoon, which animal would be his favourite?

[dark grove]

Enzo is not contained 😨

[storm bone]

Freenzo!

[dark grove]

Original Complete Edition or including mods?

[storm bone]

Yes.

One of those.

[dark grove]

😨

uhhh

[dry gyro]

uhhh it is

[dark grove]

NO

im thinking

[storm bone]

I feel like he'd own an orangutan.

[dark grove]

There's one in the Endangered Species Add-on!

awh man

[dry gyro]

uhhh is an exotic animal only in raven brooks that tedor has

[dark grove]

Im gonna get you 😭

[dry gyro]

Enzo and guests? What in the hello neighbor!? Guys it’s like the characters from the games!

[dark grove]

everytime I see the word "Guests" in the game I just stare at it

[dry gyro]

Enzo is not contained

[storm bone]

I've got it. Secret Neighbor 2.

Theodore gets a bear (roommate, not a pet, the bear pays rent). The Rescue Squad have made up with Theodore - they decided they all actually hate Nicky and it's fine if Theodore has him.

They've transitioned into a cookie selling group, and they head to his home every week to deliver cookies.
One of them, however, is the Taxidermist, Otto Kinander, in disguise. His goal is to kill the bear and must find 6 keys to unlock the bear's bedroom. Another is Theodore in disguise, but he's not an enemy to the kids. They have to find out who Theo is and help him defeat Otto (Theo and Otto had a really bad divorce the day after the honeymoon so they hate each other now).
Otto can just kill Theo if he's not a kid, so, Theo has to be sneaky and the kids can't accidentally reveal Theo first. But Otto can pretend he's Theo by using neighbour doors, and so on.

[dark grove]

Trained

[storm bone]

Hi!

[dark grove]

I think.. it's time for your medicine!

[storm bone]

I don't take medicine.

[dark grove]

You really should start.

[storm bone]

😭

[dark grove]

I can share 💕

[storm bone]

Holo, if you're hiring, I'm available /hj

[dark grove]

I really like her outfit in HE ngl 🥹

[dry gyro]

I don’t know what I just read y’all

[storm bone]

Samee

[storm bone]

Both her SN and HE outfits are great.

[dark grove]

girl, YOU wrote this

[bold jewel]

Fr I just came back and they where talking about zoo, animals and hello neighbor (peak conversation topic)

[storm bone]

I meant same to you 😭

[dark grove]

I thought you were replying to Guest 😭

[dark grove]

and Trained's declining sanity

[dry gyro]

It’s edible guest get it right

[dark grove]

ok Unedible Guest

🥺

[dry gyro]

What is this

[bold jewel]

Imo we can talk anything abt the game but not the characters design, I rlly like it

[bold jewel]

Guests that are not safe to eat

[bold jewel]

Don't take your meds trained keep going

[dry gyro]

It is a sad day

[storm bone]

Not safe to wheat (there is no Guest bread).

[dark grove]

NO

[storm bone]

You're the boss!

[dark grove]

do not encourage her

NO

[bold jewel]

WHYYY she's so funny

[dark grove]

head in my hands

[bold jewel]

Youre taking her personality (disorder) away 😡😡😡😡 /j

[dark grove]

We're like Maritza and Enzo if Maritza was the older one and more collected one (Not always, she ragebaits me with constant jokes) and im the opposite of Enzo except im still a nerd

[dry gyro]

The wh is silent

[storm bone]

So, like, Enzo if he wasn't cool /j

[dark grove]

I have two Cluster B disorders try me /J

[dark grove]

HOP OFF

[dry gyro]

I just want neighboritis

[dark grove]

old man 😒

[storm bone]

You reference.

[dark grove]

WHAT

You're literally older than me !!

[bold jewel]

Sometimes I just forget yall Are adults

I'm feeling like a fetus

[dark grove]

Yeah 😭

A lot of old HN fans aren't rlly in the fandom anymore

[bold jewel]

Stop creating words that DOES NOT exist

[dark grove]

Im still so shocked theres a lot of kids but at the same time not

[dark grove]

huh

[dry gyro]

Well you’re alone on that one. I can’t say I’m with you on it so yea

[dry gyro]

I was like in middle school when I got into HN so now I just haven’t moved on and it’s mostly just kids that like the games now

[dark grove]

yeah 😭

[dry gyro]

SN was the exception cause there were people more my age from time to time there

[dark grove]

I was like what, 9/10 when alpha 1 came out?

im 19 now time passes by so fast

[dry gyro]

I was around 13 back then

[dark grove]

oldddieee

haha!

[dry gyro]

I don’t remember exactly

[bold jewel]

CLUSTER B

Wait I'm searching that holdup

[dark grove]

Its.. a group of disorders 😭

[bold jewel]

NVM I figured that out

[dark grove]

Are you embarrassed /j

[storm bone]

😭

[storm bone]

Only by like 3 years 😒

[dark grove]

🥺

[bold jewel]

No, should I Feel?

[dark grove]

kinda

[bold jewel]

Okay

[dry gyro]

Guys we can all feel embarrassed

[storm bone]

I'm going to go say something really embarrassing so I don't feel left out.

[bold jewel]

Omg i'm so Dumb how could I be so stupid blushes and dies

[dark grove]

go on

[bold jewel]

Is that good

[dark grove]

No I should personally come over and destroy your house /j

[bold jewel]

Jokes on you, i'm homeless

[dark grove]

🤔

[dry gyro]

Homeless neighbor

[dark grove]

I just fact checked it's not true

[bold jewel]

Being an hng fan makes you paranoid so you just don't have a house

[dark grove]

Whatever cardboard box you live in also counts as a house

💕

[dry gyro]

Your cardboard box is enough to be broken into

[bold jewel]

Thank you🔥🔥💜💜

[dark grove]

Yes!

[bold jewel]

So I'll just live in someone's else basement, damn 🫩

[dark grove]

Im gonna breach it and get yoi

[dry gyro]

No worries I’m still stuck in spiders basement

[bold jewel]

Nuh uh, I'm comfortable here leave me alone

[dry gyro]

We’ve got a Nicky over here

[dark grove]

No..

[bold jewel]

I was so confused I didn't noticed you where talking abt pekenzo

[bold jewel]

Yes...

[dry gyro]

I don’t know his other names just what’s on my screen

[dark grove]

I love this game

Okay I should take a break

[dry gyro]

Are you like the neighbors perspective

[dark grove]

Yes

[bold jewel]

Just for curiosity I'm playing that too

[dry gyro]

Are you the trinity that is not contained?

[opal harness]

Among you, I'm the admin on Secret Neighbor, and I got banned for using cheats on Secret Neighbor at certain times. I'm very regretful and haven't been able to play for a year. Please, admin, can you unban me? My Steam name is ampullay.

[dry gyro]

Ok

[dark grove]

😭

[opal harness]

My Steam account URL is https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199118191224/

[dry gyro]

I don’t know anything about that

Why would you use cheats and not expect to be banned?

[opal harness]

No, I deeply regret being banned from the game a year ago for using cheats. If there's an admin, I can unban you.

[dark grove]

❓

[dry gyro]

Huh

Are you using a translator or something

[opal harness]

Are you using a translator or something

[bold jewel]

I'm crying wth

[dry gyro]

I can’t

[opal harness]

Please, someone help me.

[opal harness]

From where

sory

[dry gyro]

I don’t understand what your trying to get at

[dark grove]

I doubt you can get banned from the game for nothing lol

You only regret it because you got caught

[dry gyro]

It’s like talking to an ai or something

[bold jewel]

Peak lines

[dark grove]

Real

[flint smelt]

Unban yourself, youre the admin

[bold jewel]

HELO

help

[opal harness]

I'm not a manager.

[dark grove]

Task Manager

[opal harness]

Could you send me some secret neighbor help support?

[flint smelt]

Why is my outfit blurred

Thats so sad

[dry gyro]

“I among you cheat your game so unban me”

[dry gyro]

Are you on mobile or something

[flint smelt]

Yeah mobile only player

[dry gyro]

I guess that explains that

[flint smelt]

Well most of them are reasonable resolution

[dark grove]

He doesn't look happy with it too

[bold jewel]

He can't even look at the camera

Hes so embarassed

Oh god

[dry gyro]

I don’t know maybe they didn’t have the budget for the clown to look as good as the others

[flint smelt]

Which outfit better

[bold jewel]

Ok I fixed it

[flint smelt]

Trying to find something good with the crown

[bold jewel]

The first one

[storm bone]

2! I like the colours better.

[flint smelt]

I hope he doesnt go on strike

[dark grove]

True..

[dry gyro]

Left is silly clown and right is goofy clown.

[flint smelt]

I have these but not sure what else really works

[dry gyro]

It’s really just if you feel like being a silly goose or a goofy goober

[flint smelt]

I wish hats and face were distinct items

Oh

Dang

What is this

I play often and i never see this guy

[bold jewel]

@dark grove remember abt the lms soundtracks we were talking abt

I can't find it

D;

[dark grove]

Wah?

[bold jewel]

Theres a game mechanic

That when just one player is alive, starts a soundtrack

IDK

Weren't we talking abt that

Or I just dreamed

That conversation was a dream?

[dry gyro]

You should’ve talked to me in that dream

Now I feel left out

[bold jewel]

.

I found it

[dry gyro]

Well it still stands

Yea so anyways

[bold jewel]

I'm sorry I can't control my dreams

It wasn't a dream, nvm

[bold jewel]

I cant find it Im going to search again

[bold jewel]

Sorry for pinging you I didn't think twice bfr I did this

[dry gyro]

Aha so it was a dream! This is the confirmation

[bold jewel]

I did everything but finding the soundtrack

[nimble path]

I know this is off topic but is there anyway you can get Hello Neighbor Prototype 1 and 2

[bold jewel]

Can I friend you

[dry gyro]

Sure

[nimble path]

I know this is off topic but is there anyway you can get Hello Neighbor Prototype 1 and 2

[bold jewel]

Thx

[bold jewel]

I think you should ask here #hello-neighbor

[nimble path]

ok

[bold jewel]

But if you are talking abt hn3 #hn3-discussion

[inland lintel]

No

[storm bone]

It's not exciting music like other similar games' LMS themes. It's more of a slow, tense and eerie bit of music.

[bold jewel]

I know I know

Thx for telling me, I alr found it

:DD

[bold jewel]

Pekenzo saying 🅝🅞

[storm bone]

Oh, nice!!

There's also one for when the timer hits 5(?) minutes remaining.

[near lake]

...

[inland lintel]

Isn't that Quentin's punchline?

NO

hheeheheh

[dark grove]

Toxic Quentins core

This guy refused to rescue anyone because he thinks he can solo the game with 6 mins left

[storm bone]

It IS doable.

But so mean 😔

[peak wyvern]

👋 Hey!
I’m making a Welcome to Raven Brooks roleplay on Secret Neighbor for my YouTube channel Silent Feather 🪶.
🎭 ROLEPLAY ONLY (not normal playing)
• One person acts as the Neighbor (known for the story)
• Normal skins allowed
⏰ Time: 8pm GMT
🎮 it is on ps4/ps5 Nintendo switch
🔐 I’ll DM you the password once your role is decided
📖 Lore + roles explained in DMs
🎙️ Mic required & voice will be on YouTube
DM me if interested
Anyone in?

[dark grove]

he was literally dancing instead of rescuing me

[storm bone]

Oh 😭😭

I sometimes have to abandon my teammates if the timer is low, but I still save them if I can.

[weak scarab]

this server is so dead gang

i bought secret neighbour for nothing

waste of money

[ripe cave]

Quentin’s the worst kid ever

[dark grove]

?

That's a grown man 😭

[ripe cave]

Everyone who uses Quentin is either a kill spammer or a hacker

And if they aren’t I would be really surprised

[steel bane]

Im kinda new here, what's goin' on?

[storm bone]

No? Neither the Discord nor in game servers are dead?

[storm bone]

Hiiii!

[hollow trench]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-hmm-meme-pootis-hmm-heavy-heavy-hmm-gif-24939789

[steel bane]

Hey hey!!

[storm bone]

Hey!
Important questions! Who do you play as and what do you think of The Guest?

[inner yacht]

the guest gets me mad

i dont know who it is

and that just makes me see red

na im just kidding

hes a cool character

[hollow trench]

todays shop

[hollow trench]

Its a raven

its all you need to know

[inland lintel]

no and I doubt you would get anyone

[dry gyro]

Why does everyone here hate Guest

[storm bone]

I don't!

[dry gyro]

He’s a sad bird that gets bullied

[storm bone]

And I have no idea.

Yeah 😔

[inland lintel]

You know why

I told everyone

Many times

my pfp is starting at you

[dry gyro]

Like I remember when the guest gave spider a present and spider broke it and started farming the guest

Guest was sad for 3 weeks

[storm bone]

Awww :(

[dry gyro]

True story

[inland lintel]

Spider's and guest aren't good friends

[storm bone]

We should do 1 week where everyone only plays Guest to make up for it.

[inland lintel]

Ain't nobody gonna listen to that slop

I won't do it

I still hate guest

[dry gyro]

Yes you must you should and could

[inland lintel]

No

[dry gyro]

Well okay that’s all the convincing I can do

[inland lintel]

Okay

[dark grove]

I'm streaming SN to my boyfriend and he really likes me spamming Finch's voicelines because of how stupid she sounds 😭

[bold jewel]

Relationship goals

[dark grove]

True!

[hollow trench]

No snowballs fight🚬

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-pay-respects-press-f-gif-14764178

Perfect squad

[neat briar]

Yup he basically uses voice chat to team with the neighbors and leaves everyone to die

Spindrift

[storm bone]

😔😔

[onyx elk]

Do you guys still play the game?

[inland lintel]

No

There's no Quentin

[dry gyro]

It depends really

[dark grove]

Happened to me too before :D

[onyx elk]

on?

[storm bone]

All the time!

[onyx elk]

cuz i just bought it and im wondering if anyone plays sn anymore

[storm bone]

Plenty of people do! You can always find a game!!

[hollow trench]

WEll it still playeble so why not

[hollow trench]

Here is online

[storm bone]

Just on Steam!
The population is split between 4 different platforms, since there's limited crossplay (PS/Switch is one, and Xbox console/Xbox PC is another, Steam and IOS have none at all).

[inland lintel]

Well look what the cat brought in.

[storm bone]

G-guest?!?

[inland lintel]

yep a guest youtuber

he died though I kept bullying him

that goes to all guests

you bad

[storm bone]

Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that you might be the bad guy?

[inland lintel]

No

I am a handsome good guy

(proudly)

[rare lynx]

Dang. I forgot about quentin ngl

[light chasm]

im hosting a custom game. the server name is wearestars if anyone wants to join

[sterile steeple]

Me

I can't Find the custom server tho

[storm bone]

You have to be on the same platform.

[inland lintel]

if I ate chocolate bar irl would I go vroom vroom

[dry gyro]

No

Not for me

I’m exception

[inland lintel]

I only hold 2 items with 2 hands, if I drank 4 cartons of milk, would I unlock a third hand meaning another slot

[dry gyro]

Imagine what a gallon would do

[inland lintel]

would it technically show thay superpowers exist

like super strength

[storm bone]

How does Delroy unlock the third slot? Is his bag locked and he has to find the key inside milk cartons?

[inland lintel]

we are in map 6, there is 8 billion of us

but there is only meant to be 6 people on map 6 (Earth)

[dry gyro]

Yea it’s laggy

[inland lintel]

Who found a way to repopulate?

[storm bone]

I hate when I rubberband back into the room I just left.

[inland lintel]

Did you forget which colour key you needed?

teheheheheheheh

[storm bone]

I have a camera that can take photographs of things it can't see. I don't need to remember key colours.

[inland lintel]

trained I will splash water at you

because your eyes are trained for my attacks

[inland lintel]

Why?

when you trip or fall over it's technically you whose lagging

you might have horrible internet with you

in earth

why is it daytime if it's always meant to be night

are you really subscribed to me

[sterile steeple]

But which one

Cus im on pc

[storm bone]

🤷‍♀️
Whatever platform the other person is on.

[inland lintel]

booted up my pc because I need me to get that secret battle pass

[sterile steeple]

Imma ask them which one there on

[neat briar]

Did u buy secret neighbor from Steam or Microsoft store

[sterile steeple]

Steam

[storm bone]

I already got the tier 100 sparkly Enzo skin. Keep up.

[inland lintel]

can I splash water at you

[neat briar]

Ok you can only play with others on steam

[sterile steeple]

Oh....

[inland lintel]

when a summer update comes you're my victim for the next few months miss trained

[storm bone]

Noooo.

[inland lintel]

Madam

Madam

[storm bone]

Temporarily quitting the HN server until autumn /j

[inland lintel]

you are mine

I have huge amounts of water to throw at you

crimson nova

eyetrained

undertrained

eyes

[storm bone]

I'm being exposed. Mods, ban him /j

[inland lintel]

Noonononoono

please trained I need this

[neat briar]

Uh.

[inland lintel]

my neighbor is kind of homeless

[sterile steeple]

Noooooo i just found a custom server in sn named 6767😭😭

[inland lintel]

that's it my pfp will stare at you and all the guest mains until discomfort kicks in

[sterile steeple]

I hate brainrot

[inland lintel]

order number 64

order number 65

66

and order number....

68

[storm bone]

Sixty seven 😃😃

[sterile steeple]

Yeeees

[inland lintel]

Yay I fixed you

[sterile steeple]

GET OUT!

[inland lintel]

you are no longer like this: 😭
you are now: 😃

trained has been fixed guys!!!

lets celebrate

[storm bone]

Me when I'm really sad and start sobbing: 😃

[sterile steeple]

No BRAINROT

[inland lintel]

🎶celebration time come on! 🎶

[inland lintel]

happy trained

happy girl

[storm bone]

Which brainrot would each SN character be? Let's discuss.

[inland lintel]

Delroy Roy sahur

[sterile steeple]

No not brainrot😭😭😭😭