secret-neighbor

[dark grove]

Why did the host disable everything

[inland lintel]

Cuz he's a noob

Level 50 leader

Nintendo

so bad

[dark grove]

im walking away slowly as a lv21 leader

[inland lintel]

He was sobbing over it cuz I "targeted" him

[storm bone]

You can change settings in a custom game lobby! Things like how many traps there are, or the number of locks.

But on Steam you can make maps, too.

[inland lintel]

The audacity of people these days

Have no brain

[dry gyro]

Or it was level 05 leader

Hold on it was bad timing I put that after you say that

[dark grove]

I thought the point of this game is to catch people

as the neighbor

[inland lintel]

Exactly and look what's he says

"I'm gonna kick u"

😭

I'm just playing the game vro

[bold jewel]

Ohh I didn't know abt that

[inland lintel]

now hold on I'm in a sn game rn I gotta lock in right circle as we call it

[dry gyro]

Then you have to respond with “not if I kick you first”

[bold jewel]

That sounds cool, if they don't make it stupidly easy like pekenzo said lol

[dark grove]

Honestly I think 'targeting' people as the neighbor is only reasonable if they're either low or separated from the group 😭

[inland lintel]

Finally someone agrees

[dark grove]

Targeting is chasing after a specific person and downing them all the time

even if they're not the neighbor and you aren't too

[inland lintel]

I went for him first because I thought he was doing a glitch with the saucepan

and then the rest is history

[storm bone]

Whenever I get neighbour, I always look at the player list to see if there's anyone I should go after first 😭
Like a high level detective.

[dry gyro]

Meanwhile he was cooking you a homemade dinner with the saucepan and you kill him

[dark grove]

Yeah the high level people GOTTA go first

[inland lintel]

At least I won tho

Hard 1v4

[dry gyro]

I die every time when going after high level players. They jump to much

Why can’t people just stand still and let me win

I would recite the Shrek movie from memory as a reward

[inland lintel]

lol

[dark grove]

I wish there was a match replay in this game

[inland lintel]

Yeah I would love to save my replays

[dark grove]

as in your games are recorded and you can look at them throught other perspectives or rewatch it and stuff

[dry gyro]

Like a theater mode?

[dark grove]

?!

oh yeah

ig?

sorry I was confused my discord glitched out and it killed my message for a sec, I thought It got deleted

[dry gyro]

Sorry that’s just how I know it

[inland lintel]

Yeah like other games had this

[dry gyro]

Yea well the game secret neighbor didn’t

[inland lintel]

yay I won a match

while drinking soda

[dark grove]

reminds me of when I was playing with Trained with a Cinnamon Roll next to me, I kept forgetting to eat it and then got reminded it existed when another match was starting

[inland lintel]

I got trapped help

[bold jewel]

You are pekenzo you can get out of there (pequentin idk)

[inland lintel]

Bro I got trapped in a game an hour ago

I peed I mean freed myself

[bold jewel]

Must've been the wind...

[inland lintel]

Yeah I wonder who creates wind...

[bold jewel]

Me trust trust

[inland lintel]

It's the guest 😒

[bold jewel]

Maybe I am the guest

[inland lintel]

I thought you werent

[bold jewel]

I'm not

I'm just creating movie tension (I still believe that our life is an movie)

[inland lintel]

I still

Hate

Guest

[bold jewel]

Why bro

It's just a humanoid crow or wtvr it is

[inland lintel]

Lets make a pokemon fight scene

Guest vs anti guest

[dark grove]

I have been summoned hi

[inland lintel]

Pokemon fight me

[dark grove]

😠

no

[inland lintel]

Yes

Otto I choose you

[dark grove]

NO

[inland lintel]

Now your turn

Scareddddd

[bold jewel]

Hi

[inland lintel]

Summon something

Cmon

yay I win because this grandpa just ran off

see guys guest shouldn't be in the game

He let all of you down

By leaving

[bold jewel]

Are you gonna let him say things like that?

[inland lintel]

He ran ok

I won the pokèneighbor

Battle

[dark grove]

sorry I was sending bombs to your house

🥺

[inland lintel]

You were meant to say I choose bombs

[dark grove]

it was .. a secret

🤫

[bold jewel]

What an cute friendship, a healthy one

[inland lintel]

bro have you even heard of pokemon

[inland lintel]

IT'S NOT meant to be a secret!!!

[dark grove]

I only played Gen 1

[dark grove]

#secret-neighbor

😒 it's in the name

[inland lintel]

Well

[bold jewel]

Secret bombs duuh

[inland lintel]

The battle has rules

[dark grove]

I don't think you can send out a man with a gun as a pokemon

[inland lintel]

If you can't do anything then I'm gonna pokemon fight someone else

[inland lintel]

I don't care these guys are my pokemons

[dark grove]

Im busy fighting Trained

[inland lintel]

they fight for me

[dark grove]

she has plot armor

[inland lintel]

Oh no wonder

Rivalry

[dark grove]

oh my god

[inland lintel]

Scam

[bold jewel]

Wait o got peak drawing idea

[dark grove]

looks like this guy also chose a pokemon

[hardy olive]

ASSOCIATES

[inland lintel]

We don't care bro

[bold jewel]

Which main you and trained are

[hardy olive]

TAKE HIM AWAY

[inland lintel]

<@&1162799252192379000>

[dark grove]

@daring gate 🔥

[inland lintel]

^^^

Scam and advertising

[storm bone]

For kid or neighbour?
Brave or Detective and Clown.

[dark grove]

they never take a good picture too it's always the same ones

[bold jewel]

Kid

And Nath?

[dark grove]

Leader / Brave

[inland lintel]

Main is journalist for me

[dark grove]

heh...

[inland lintel]

And scary

[bold jewel]

heheh

[dark grove]

okay I would consider their scam if the pictures were at least good /j

😭

[inland lintel]

it's the same bro the quality is bad

hes a nerd of cashgrab

[dark grove]

they should get a better photographer ig

[bold jewel]

I will come back, bye friends that I wish it was stuck in my basement bc you guys are to nice

[dark grove]

okay,,,

[inland lintel]

I will come back also

[bold jewel]

I'm my... Non existing basement

[inland lintel]

I need to win games

[hardy olive]

bye

[inland lintel]

ping me if anyone wanna pokemon battle but with sn stuff

[storm bone]

Oh no. How do I unfriend you now? /j

[bold jewel]

NOOOOO, you are going to be my friend forever

[storm bone]

Free meee

[bold jewel]

I will trap you in my basement if you unfriend me

[inland lintel]

"NO"

[bold jewel]

Don't worry I will give a nice room

Youre going to play sn everyday with the best gamer setup

Trust trust

[dark grove]

It's okay Trained i'll save you!!

[bold jewel]

NUH UH

Youre going with her

[dark grove]

YUH UH!

nOO

Im gonna blind you using inspiration

[bold jewel]

"What the **** you mean Nuh uh"

[bold jewel]

It will work successfully bc I don't know any of the games mechanic

[dark grove]

🥹

[dry gyro]

What if you ask to be blind? Would you still blind them if someone asks to be?

And what about sunglasses?

[radiant yacht]

Sorry guys if i was spamming waves emojis, it wasn't me, someone broke my account (hacked)

Apologies

[bold jewel]

It's okay buddy :)
Be more careful with your account theses guy are crazy

[radiant yacht]

Idk i was doing nothing until some hacker got my account somehow unreasonable

I'm still not how i was hacked

[inland lintel]

You must really like her a lot, dont you? /j

[dark grove]

🥺

[inland lintel]

[storm bone]

[inland lintel]

I thought you didn't use Quentin.

[storm bone]

I used Quentin recently, for the first time in forever. Trthirtythree was Delroy, we were the last two left, and it felt like having a kid, because Quentin is so much faster, taller and I had to go slowly for him to catch up.

[inland lintel]

wait for a second I thought you actually had a kid 💔

sorry I just create misconceptions 😭

I read it wrong

[storm bone]

😭😭😭

Delroy is Quentin's kid.

[inland lintel]

Oh

No that's not true-

[storm bone]

Close enough.

[inland lintel]

Delroy is your kid?

Who is your kid

My kid is air

[storm bone]

You're the Quentin main, come pick him up, you left him on his own.

[inland lintel]

Pick up your son called 'guest'

He's been at school from 2 hours and you forgot

Naughty TrainedEye

his primary school can't keep him for that long

[dry gyro]

Did someone say guest?

[storm bone]

Hello, Guest.

[dry gyro]

Hello non guest

[storm bone]

The judge said Guest isn't my responsibility on Sundays.

[inland lintel]

What?

Why

What do you do on Sundays

Cook me a meal with the saucepan

?

[dry gyro]

What in the actual secret neighbor is going on

[inland lintel]

Language

[dry gyro]

Sorry sir

[inland lintel]

🥱

[dry gyro]

Won’t happen again

[inland lintel]

i got my 🎷

I can use it to talk to people

And the thing appears above my head

And my jaws misalign

[storm bone]

My ex-wife and I have joint custody of the Guest. Sunday is her day with him.

[inland lintel]

ex-wife....

eh makes sense

anyways

I will kidnap him

the guest

[storm bone]

Sure. As long as you return him by Wednesday, it's not my problem.

[inland lintel]

I wont return him ever

[dry gyro]

Poor guest

[inland lintel]

I'm using him for experiments

then if he is useless then executed

I wonder where there guest guys are coming from

[dry gyro]

Guestecuted you mean

[inland lintel]

You could say that

Guests are in peril

I'm a soldier

I shall fight against them

Get the machine guns

Saucepans

Lamps

And fire!

[dry gyro]

Or join them

[inland lintel]

Basically I'm a secret neighbor riot

[dry gyro]

All in one

[inland lintel]

I just made up this thing

If I have a saucepan with lamp crowbar and additional item with salute emote equipped, then I am classified as an experienced soldier

Or a riot

I want to fight against the guest

[dry gyro]

The guest is over yonder

[inland lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/good-content-hello-neighbor-like-subscribe-gif-17636124099953871362

If guest had a YouTube channel:

https://tenor.com/view/nvm-hello-neighbor-meme-gif-13819849428428257266

see how I unsubbed there and un-liked

is what I do to those guest mains who have YouTube channel

[dry gyro]

Guest will croak at you so you can’t unsubscribe or unlike it

[inland lintel]

i can do anything

Sorry edible guest

You can't stop me wit the neighbor from reverting whatever good things I did

[dry gyro]

Sorry edible guest

Yes it’s okay edible guest

[dark grove]

I was listening to the SN lobby theme for 1 houron full volume I think I went deaf

[elfin notch]

I’d do the same ngl

[dark grove]

😭

[vast swan]

have you guys seen the santa guest skin in the shop recently?

and the butcher skin with the christmas lights?

[dark grove]

Trained RIGGED the game.

I was so close to winning and it disconnected

[storm bone]

Like, every day this year, but not recently, no.

[storm bone]

"Winning" and it was 4-1 (4-2 but I disconnected as you killed me).

[dark grove]

😒

I WAS THE ONE WITH 4

This is all your fault

[storm bone]

Hold on. Let me disprove you.

[dark grove]

NO

Lieee all you do is lieee

[dark grove]

Yeah!! I was winning

HAHA

[storm bone]

NO WAIT

Wrong image

[dark grove]

HAAA

[storm bone]

Oops

[dark grove]

This was the FIRST ROUND

[inland lintel]

The rivalry never ends.

[storm bone]

😭

[inland lintel]

So when will you two sign a peace treaty?

[storm bone]

Never.

[dark grove]

Never

JINX

[dry gyro]

When will you accept the guest as the supreme neighbor?

[storm bone]

Also never.

[inland lintel]

Never.

[dry gyro]

N ever is Neighbor ever

[inland lintel]

[inland lintel]

😭

I almost misread it

again

[dry gyro]

Sorry guys I have neighbor rot

[dark grove]

Why is there 3 Enzo's

im scared

[inland lintel]

where

[inland lintel]

Is there a zebra on the mic

[storm bone]

Bagger erasure.

[inland lintel]

WHOSE zebra is on the mic

[dark grove]

😭

[dark grove]

hah

[inland lintel]

Wait that looks like a different loading screen to me

Guys whose zebra is that

Is that yours

Do y'all own a zebra

[storm bone]

I modded my loading screen.

[dry gyro]

They have a whole zebra in their friend group

[inland lintel]

Why

Do you two actually talk to each other or do you only go "good day to you"

"Shhhhh"

and so on

/j

speak secret neighborish

[dry gyro]

It’s the only true language anyways

[inland lintel]

I wonder what these phrases translate into

[dry gyro]

Your not a real neighbor if you can’t speak secret

[inland lintel]

I can

Get out of my house

I seee youuu

Shhhhh

Heubehehuhgah

[dark grove]

Damn Trained!!

[storm bone]

:D

[dark grove]

She was the last one left they literally spedran the map in 5 minutes 😭

[storm bone]

Amusement Park moment.

[bold jewel]

Help my sister and I do the same thing

[dark grove]

🥹

[inland lintel]

⛓️‍💥

[inland lintel]

Put me in the loading screen

plis

put pumpkin head Quentin with festive shirt and brown jeans

and my face should look like this: 😈

Combined with 🤫

[storm bone]

I'll see if I can make a render of that later, when I'm not playing.

[inland lintel]

How did you do this though?

[storm bone]

The crows get the snow texture applied 😭

[inland lintel]

Does that crow look a little more enlarged to me?

He's holding a grudge on me because his dad called the guest was hated on

[dark grove]

That crow betrayed me it was the wrong key

[spark ledge]

Thats something that can happen in the current version?

[inland lintel]

HAH

Got em

[spark ledge]

Or you found a furniture with multiple keys

I think they meant an actual crow

[dark grove]

someone was mad I gave them so much trouble last round 😭

[spark ledge]

Ah sn

[dark grove]

SHE'S SO MEAN

TRAINED

[storm bone]

Don't listen to his lies.

[dark grove]

YOU DOWNED ME

AND CLOSED THE DOOR

[storm bone]

Pssh, you made it through.

[dark grove]

😒

[storm bone]

No, it was the right key 😭

[dark grove]

SHHH

IM Just blind

A leader kept trying to down me when they know well im not the neighbor?? 😭

[rotund helm]

Haven't been on this chat awhile how's everyone doing now? doing good and still waiting for the update?

[storm bone]

Hey!!

I think some people gave up on waiting, but otherwise yes!!

[dark grove]

That one Guest player that cannot play so they have to use hacks :

I threw two items at them to rescue someone and it didn't even work 😭

it clearly hit too

[storm bone]

😔

[dark grove]

New beak of steel update

[dark grove]

we were playing with a kid and his mom called him he was so close 😭

[storm bone]

They were RIGHT next to the last 2 keys 💔

[spark ledge]

I listened to someone’s mom yelling for 5 minutes at a kid for calling a cheater a “hacker”

It was incredibly akward, their mic was on the whole time

[storm bone]

Hiii

[storm bone]

Poor kid 😭

[dark grove]

Why would she do that

[storm bone]

🥳
You've found the most secret neighboriest of them all.

[dark grove]

get out while you still can!! /j

[storm bone]

That but without the /j

[dark grove]

😒

[spark ledge]

I think she got pissed bc apparently, calling someone a hacker is a very grave accusation, and a hacker is someone infiltrating a computer

And she was pissed abt her kid throwing around said “grave accusation”

[dark grove]

I think she's overreacting 😭

[spark ledge]

Its weird yeah

Definitely

[dark grove]

It's not a grave accusation, not every hacker is a cybercriminal LMAO

I think she'd be the one in the wrong since well, she's stereotyping people. Most people who do this stuff actually help with reinforcements for gov websites

[storm bone]

Under my new proposed Secret Neighbor Exposed Act, everyone who cheats in SN will be branded a hacker and supercybercriminal, with up to 5 lives in prison.

[fathom sluice]

negative

[inland lintel]

Online safety act

[limpid wedge]

Why is he such a crybaby bro

[inland lintel]

More like guest safety act

[limpid wedge]

Like just fight back Bagger

[dark grove]

Trained found out why they call me an Inspiration Mosquito and now is trying to find a gun to shoot me

[limpid wedge]

Why does every kid make a scared face when seeing the neighbor except Bagger

[dark grove]

he's chill

[inland lintel]

Trainer is really nice on the outside but inside....

Remember everyone
dont mess with grown people on the game

[dark grove]

😭

[storm bone]

I had to take drastic measures.
https://streamable.com/fdvfy0

[dark grove]

DUDE

1# Inspiration Mosquito ❤️

[storm bone]

When we're both kids, it's great. When I'm the neighbour, worst thing ever added to SN.

[dark grove]

🥺

[inland lintel]

jacky pls give me no neighbor role I keep becoming neighbor in custom game full of pro players 🙏✌

[dark grove]

that's the worst thing ever omg 😭

[inland lintel]

I jus want it

I don't wanna do another tight 5v1 man

[dark grove]

no I mean

being neighbor in pro only games

that's the worst thing ever I don't even try anymore

I know I'll be smitten

[inland lintel]

thats why I ask for this new role

I was almost cooked by these kids

I don't usually clip my fights, but I'll start doing so soon

[dark grove]

yah

[storm bone]

I clip way too much 💔

[inland lintel]

I really need to get to SN highlights

Or I'm lowky just getting boring

[dark grove]

This ensures you'll catch my most embarassing plays on video 😭

[dry gyro]

Gotta love Xbox deleting my game clips

[inland lintel]

can I have no seeing guest role pls mods

since this server is hello neighbor games

[dry gyro]

Where’s the guest?

[inland lintel]

that technically means I can't see guest if I got the role

[dry gyro]

I would disappear though

[inland lintel]

Yeah

And everyone

My last words are:

..

I don't care

bye

[dry gyro]

So you are guest?

[inland lintel]

never!

Hi I'm silly Billy 2.0 and I'm the most controversial and funniest guy in this chat

also toxic mic player

what about you

You joined today?

Ah welcome

[dry gyro]

No spider is just a Quentin player that dies to guest

[inland lintel]

This is edible guest

He is just

annoying with guest

Finallyyyy

[dry gyro]

I never said I was guest just that I’m guest you guest that?

[inland lintel]

You are a guest

Oh and uhm

There's too many guest mains here

Basically they grind guest

everyday

[queen nest]

Do you guys ever play the custom gamemodes?

[dry gyro]

Default neighbor is the best in my opinion

[inland lintel]

Yeah bro

Tell me about it

[storm bone]

I beat @dark grove at rifle TvT earlier, so, yes! Sometimes!

[dark grove]

Nooo

I almost WON

[dry gyro]

I forgot the brawl thing existed

[dark grove]

But you had to disconnect!!

[inland lintel]

I forgot you

[storm bone]

*You nearly lost to the coolest comeback of all time

[dark grove]

Nuh uh!

I got the caps limit because of you it's all your fault!!

[storm bone]

Only because you killed me twice in one round 🙄

[dry gyro]

Well uh your a guest

[inland lintel]

No

[dark grove]

Because I shoot so fast

[inland lintel]

Impossible

[dark grove]

This means im GOOD

😁

[storm bone]

I won game 1, and game 2 was inconclusive, soooo...

[dark grove]

Ugh..

[dry gyro]

So in other words I won

[storm bone]

😃

[inland lintel]

No and it should be nerfed until it is disabled

[dark grove]

Pokes your eyes /j

[storm bone]

You already blinded me, that's not going to do much.

[inland lintel]

Yo what platform do you play this slop on

[dark grove]

🤔

I got your nose!!

[dry gyro]

If we examine the numbers here on the screen and imagine it’s my numbers then it’s safe to say I’m the winner here

[storm bone]

I'm like a dog, I need that to smell out the items (detective sense).

[inland lintel]

Darn

I thought moderation was dead

[dark grove]

Detectio... Does Enzo use his nose or big brain?

[inland lintel]

switch? It's calm dw

I play with switch players

Not now srry

I'm on ps5 so we can play whenever

What is your highest level

I mean if you're a toxic mic player, I'm one too so we can go on a rampage since I'm very decent at this game

[dry gyro]

What makes you toxic?

[storm bone]

Yes.

[inland lintel]

Dont worry about it

[storm bone]

They're like his spider sense, he was bit by a radioactive detective.

[inland lintel]

Nobody has to know what I do on the mic

[dry gyro]

I’m worrying about it

[inland lintel]

worry more

[dark grove]

Woah!

[inland lintel]

actually dont

Hey what are your character levels in the game if I may ask?

@dense fiber

[dark grove]

Huh

🥹

It's okay

[inland lintel]

Wait you bought the game?

For like the first time?

Ah good good

Well as long as you can communicate good and you can play fine

Then sure I can carry you

darn

I broke my ps3 like an idiot 😭

well I WAS one back then

[spark ledge]

How did that happen

[inland lintel]

So uhh

Uhhhh

[spark ledge]

We’ll be judge of that /j

[inland lintel]

I put a coin in the disc drive

And the rest is history

[spark ledge]

…

To be fair

[inland lintel]

I thought it would install some secret program or give me money

I was little okay

[spark ledge]

Hehe

But listenb

[inland lintel]

The rest is history guys

[spark ledge]

Oh wait brb

[dry gyro]

Did it give you money?

[inland lintel]

Nope it gave me something I didn't even know was happening

Man I love sharing my stories

So I had to upgrade to ps4

My ps5 is 3 years old and it can't tolerate me playing fortnite 😭

anyways off topic ig

YA YEET ahh moment

not me

he's terrible to play with

nope there was this one leader player inspiring herself with the chocolate bar as otto

Then shooting me and somehow she had infinite bullets 😭

I was in a bad spot because OF course it had to be map 4

I doubt there's any unless there's one that is for targeting certain people they don't like

I've got such good friends on this game

Made amazing memories with them

Bro I got like so many friends on the game

I just load into a game with them

Then well I use the mic

to talk to people

They are probably those roadblocks kids who type random letters on that game called spelling race

I don't get how they actually got the game and don't know what to even do

Most of the time my team mates just play so pointlessly

[dark grove]

I read it as bald spot and got so confused

[inland lintel]

Just like how I intentionally misread what you say with trained /j

Bro

I bad to turn aim assist back on

Because I sucked

I had it off for a while

aassit 😭

[dry gyro]

The other chat has some problem so I’m returning here

[dark grove]

Oh?

[inland lintel]

Wait what?

What's happening

[dry gyro]

Bunch of gifs

[inland lintel]

Where

[dark grove]

Oh.. Damn

[inland lintel]

broke

as in no money

or broken broken

[dark grove]

I think the mods might not be present rn

[inland lintel]

The hell is ts crap

[inland lintel]

They will be now 🥶

[dark grove]

Alr

😭

[inland lintel]

The bot and the mod works together

[dark grove]

Damn

[dry gyro]

I don’t know man I’m just going to have it burned into my brain now

[inland lintel]

Let's make a children's story about the bot and the mod

[dry gyro]

I’ll lose sleep

[inland lintel]

Broooken 🗣️🔥🥶🥶

WhT are people sending here bro

Give @vocal nimbus no embeds

[dark grove]

@fleet breach brah

[inland lintel]

he is annoying with ts

[dark grove]

There we go

[inland lintel]

dunno what's wrong with him

[dark grove]

Smartest people alive ig

[inland lintel]

Uhhhhhhh?

[dark grove]

You called me that one word for being a fan of a rescue squad and then there's people sending these types of gifs in a server filled with mostly kids

Smh

[inland lintel]

What!

??

Dont worry about it man

We just dont get along alot

lol

[dark grove]

Yeah it's smth that got resolved ig but it's still in the back of my mind 😭

[inland lintel]

(¬◡¬)✧

lock right circle

[dry gyro]

Guys just play secret neighbor and problem solved

[inland lintel]

Yeah maybe I will

Actually no

not now

[storm bone]

Secret Neighbor is no more. He was exposed. 😔

[dry gyro]

Yea but moving past the chat thing I think secret neighbor will be the solution here

I use to just join people on group posts since none of my friends liked it.

Now there are no more

[inland lintel]

Secret neighbor is everything

sn is life

sn created everything

it created me

sorry I am sn kid

[dry gyro]

Well better a sn kid than a Fortnite kid

[storm bone]

Dare I say it's better than all the HN games? 🥺

[inland lintel]

it's the guy from ~~its the guy from fortnite~~ Secret neighbor

[inland lintel]

what the hell just happened

[dry gyro]

It is because theres more fun to be had with people than an ai that gets stuck in the walls

[storm bone]

I just like SN more than the others!

[inland lintel]

I beat hn2 once and I was like it's the guys from secret neighbor!!

euough

It looks like ur throwing up while saying enough

okk

but I guess I appreciate that about you it's funny and cute

[dry gyro]

Yea but I can team kill in SN

Not that I do

Just a thought

[inland lintel]

hn1 and the alpha was peak

I watched this YouTuber called fudsim he played the game and bro I rewatched him in 2018 so much 😭

his content is lowkey peak

[dry gyro]

Never heard of him

[inland lintel]

He played alphas 1 2 and beta 3

then he never came back and well focused on roblox stuff instead

fudsim for lifee 🫶🫶🔥

[dry gyro]

No secret neighbor for life

[inland lintel]

lowkey if he goes back to playing the hng's

then

my pression will be cured

de

/j

[inland lintel]

sn is life

sn created everything

i was born because of it

bro I'm a sn kid

This map 6 is called earth and it receives updates but the game and all other maps dont

Since when I could drive the neighbor's car

That's call of the kraa update

[dry gyro]

You know you guys talk so much about the guest I’m starting to like it and might switch to guest only

[inland lintel]

I dare you to

[dry gyro]

Welp

[inland lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/jetpack-joyride-nigoria-lore-gif-22434510

If you switch to guest I will do this:

Bro

BFO

no way

[dry gyro]

This chat today

[inland lintel]

You said that 😭

[dark grove]

????

[inland lintel]

basically

this guy said inappropriate stuff to edible

You said you were gonna....

I'm not saying that

[dark grove]

Judging by the pfp, no wonder

[inland lintel]

...

...

..

[dry gyro]

So secret neighbor

[dark grove]

<@&1162799252192379000> hey

[inland lintel]

Thats a bit disturbing don't ya think

[dark grove]

🥹

Lalala

[inland lintel]

your messages got deleted because of what you said 😭

now be careful bruh

I don't wanna lose youuuu

[dark grove]

Yk they can see deleted messages right

[inland lintel]

Yeah he's correct

[storm bone]

Open world MMO Secret Neighbor when??

[inland lintel]

We are in map 6 called earth so we are in sn

[dry gyro]

What if I lag out?

[inland lintel]

this map is trash
Takes 18 years to navigate it
You get banned at 70-95 years old

This earth map

and there are 8 billion people in this game

[dark grove]

Crazy

[inland lintel]

this game is bad 🔥

[dark grove]

Actually ends at 13 if you skip it

[inland lintel]

And if I commit a crime I'm banned from the game

[dark grove]

You are forced into hard mode after 18

[inland lintel]

If you lag you get injured

If you trip or fall over then you basically lagged or your movements tweaked

[dark grove]

My first job was at 13

[inland lintel]

my first job is sn

[dark grove]

It involved art so it wasn't this bad but

[inland lintel]

Guys PLEASE stop keeping me awake on discord for 2 nights 😭🙏

[dry gyro]

How do I get my abilities in this map? Microwaving aluminum didn’t work.

[dark grove]

You good? 😭

[inland lintel]

I'm begging you, I'm begging youu🎵🎵🎶

[dry gyro]

Well it’s just become night for me

[inland lintel]

Almost 12am rn

like bro

[inland lintel]

yeah thanks for asking I'm fine

not*

same

[storm bone]

Also same!

[inland lintel]

I live in map 6

[storm bone]

Yess

[inland lintel]

I live in rainbow

I live in Raven brooks

I live in me

[dry gyro]

I am American guest not British guest

[inland lintel]

We are mostly from the the tea country

?

eh

I don't give a key

[dry gyro]

Yea I’m fuming

[inland lintel]

bagger is mid

C tier

[spark ledge]

Please never speak again. Stop breathing—

[inland lintel]

finally bros back

[dry gyro]

I can’t believe this

[spark ledge]

(I am joking)

[spark ledge]

RIGHT

I was saying

[dry gyro]

Bagger is really good

[inland lintel]

Ya ya

What is it

[spark ledge]

I did try shoving a coin down my tablet’s charging hole

[storm bone]

Hey, so, I forgive you for forgetting Quentin. I forget him sometimes too.

[inland lintel]

why

[spark ledge]

Thinking as a child “tHaT mUsT bE hOw yOu pAy fOr gAmEs1!1!1”

[storm bone]

Quentin is Journalist!

[dry gyro]

Hey we’ve all fired the battery in our phone at least once

[inland lintel]

yeah I thought inserting a coin would give me a secret program

[dry gyro]

I think scout is the worst

[inland lintel]

Nooooo

[spark ledge]

Dw abt it Trained i was picking up a convo i left early

[inland lintel]

never 🫶

[storm bone]

Wait

We're missing someone.

[inland lintel]

?

Let me guess

Rotten

[dark grove]

Me

Hi!

[storm bone]

No, I mean, the person we were just talking to.

[inland lintel]

Wym

[dry gyro]

I talk to myself

[inland lintel]

I talk to me

[storm bone]

Their messages are all gone 😔

[inland lintel]

WHOSE

NO

He's gone

[spark ledge]

I talk to my own person

[dark grove]

Oh, I killed them sorry

[inland lintel]

He's gone.....

[dry gyro]

Oh well

[inland lintel]

He was such a cute guy ngl because of his miss spellings

rip silly billy

2025-2025

we came in here to honour silly Billy

[spark ledge]

Was it a guy whose name started with D?

[inland lintel]

he died in map 7

(discord server)

I will miss him I guess

[dry gyro]

I guest you mean

[inland lintel]

🎶It's been a longg day, without you my friend, Ill tell you all about it and I'll see you again. 🎶

[dark grove]

You don't miss me... 😢

[inland lintel]

he's gone for good

[dry gyro]

The no sleep is getting to you

[inland lintel]

Certainly.

[inland lintel]

thats a betrayal moment /j

[storm bone]

And you are...?

Oh

Wait

YOU

Then no.

[inland lintel]

can I sleep now or will you continue croaking at me

[dark grove]

Starts weeping and runs off dramatically

Gets hit by a smoke bomb and dies /j

Sorry im stupid 😭

[inland lintel]

𝕘𝕘𝕤

[dry gyro]

Hold on I’m watching the plot twist here with rotten and the smoke bomb

[inland lintel]

pssst do you have popcorn or milk or chocolate bar

[dark grove]

Cola mixed with orange juice and pickle water

I actually drank that it tasted good

[dry gyro]

It’s all expired

[inland lintel]

I want my hands to be colourful so I can yell "Boooo trained you can't leave him like that"

[inland lintel]

I mean look at this guy

He doesn't deserved to be abandoned

[dry gyro]

It’s like that old guy on YouTube mixing Pepsi and pickle juice

[inland lintel]

nah bro I support you rotten

[dark grove]

Trained im way too pathetic to be abandoned come back!!

😢

Typical older sister behavior she left me to get milk /j

[storm bone]

I'm just going out to get keys...

[inland lintel]

If she doesn't come back, infinitely throw stuff at her and say "COME back to me now I miss youuu" and then scream I"m still standing

/j

[dark grove]

Can I come

🥺

[inland lintel]

what if I mix milk and chocolate bar

is it poison

[storm bone]

Somebody has to watch the neighbour room door and see if he comes out. It's a really important task for you to do and not a way to get rid of you.

[dark grove]

You get chocolate bar milk

[dark grove]

Mr.Spider can do that

[inland lintel]

choccy milk in sn when

[inland lintel]

nooo

I thought we were friends

[dark grove]

;(

[inland lintel]

...,

/j

[inland lintel]

I will throw a box at you since you tried to make me do a job for a person who loves guest

and scream this is sparta

[dark grove]

Eek!

[inland lintel]

/j

[dark grove]

Traineddd

Guys she left me to rot

Get it

Haaa
Sorry 😭

[inland lintel]

She left you for a reason

She left you to find milk and we dont know if your idol is gonna return /j

[dark grove]

My sister who hates my guts whenever we play sn /j

I just spilled my cocoa on me

[inland lintel]

I got an idea

[dark grove]

Yeah?

[inland lintel]

if you two are on vc mute yourself and keep saying good day to you to her

[dark grove]

😭

[inland lintel]

that's good ragebait

right?

[dark grove]

Maybe

[storm bone]

Here's a keycard

[dark grove]

I need to change my shirt brb

[inland lintel]

Then look away from her crouch down and up then throw something at her do tease emote then leave game and say "Sorry, I. am Batman"

do this for guaranteed escape from sibling rivalry

[storm bone]

Then it turns out I'm neighbour and win even easier because I'm not being blinded every 0.358 seconds. That'll show me.

[dark grove]

🥺

I don't think she likes it when she's against me while I play as Leader 😭

[inland lintel]

Trained if he blinds you, wait for your blindness to end then use inspiration and chocolate bar and go to him and blast "gotta go fast" on your mic /j

[dark grove]

I can juke a lot

[dark grove]

She's the one actually ragebaiting me without even trying

[inland lintel]

You simply need to do this:

That will get her back

[dark grove]

I can literally say anything and she'll turn it in a joke

[inland lintel]

I am supporting both parties as you can see

[storm bone]

I did that earlier, but I did the Lightning McQueen quote ("I am speed") instead of the Sonic catchphrase.

[inland lintel]

Do I am Steve instead

but as a girl voice version of it

Anyway I gotta sleep because I will die in every sn game tomorrow

[dark grove]

Gnn!

[inland lintel]

rotten lmk how the ragebait goes against trained
And trained lmk what rotten did to you

night yall

[storm bone]

I'll do my best genderswapped Jack Black impression.

[storm bone]

Goodnight!!

[hollow wigeon]

👋

[rare terrace]

I just played 5 rounds of the game and uh I lost each and very one of them

Cause I kept getting the worst team of like 3 leaders and 2 journalists and 1 brave (me)

[storm bone]

Laughing emoji.

[neat briar]

omg

guys

i think i might be a little bored of sn

for the first time

🤯

[spark ledge]

Now????

[storm bone]

No way :o

[tribal mist]

brughhhh

why my gajew ndihconnect'

[neat briar]

welp i changed my mind

i need more lvl

[storm bone]

What level are you?

[spark ledge]

Hello

[storm bone]

Hi!

[hollow wigeon]

👋

[dark grove]

Morning

[drifting breach]

that's what im talking about

[dark grove]

What is his posture 😭

[drifting breach]

Good morning

[drifting breach]

Got to level 13 in a day. Teammates didn't help even with level 30+. Is this normal or default?

[gritty goblet]

There are no worst team

[gritty goblet]

Its frustrating when it happens

[inland lintel]

Is it just me or does the kids look a little deformed

[inland lintel]

Morning

[dark grove]

Oh?

[inland lintel]

Look at their posture

what happened to the innocents

[dark grove]

They're a bit stupid but that's okay

[inland lintel]

They always lean forward for some reason

If I do salute emote on them then they stand completely normal

[karmic spade]

On what devices can Secret Neighbor be played?

[dark grove]

🦐

[inland lintel]

my boy Quentin looks like that emoji

[dark grove]

Uhh Consoles like Ps, Xbox and Switch

Mobile (unsure if all) and PC (Steam / Microsoft store)

Oh I don't think it's on Android okay

Unless it is and I can't find it

[copper escarp]

The roblox version of SN is on android 😄

[dark grove]

Oh right! I forgot about the Roblox version

[copper escarp]

you can technically play the steam version on android by using winlator, but you need a very powerful android phone

[dark grove]

Mine would probably melt

[inland lintel]

🤨

It can be played nowhere

It can be played in me

/j

[dark grove]

Woah!

[inland lintel]

??

[dry gyro]

We’re close to a whole new year of no SN content! Isn’t that exciting?

[dark grove]

Yayyy!

[bold jewel]

HI beatiful people that I love somuch

How you guys doing

Did you played your secret neighbor today?

[bold jewel]

I alr forgot that is new year in two days

Noooo

[inland lintel]

Nope

Nothing was solved....

[dry gyro]

I don’t even have a super duper really cool name for it either unlike neighbmas or Guestgiving which are both super duper really cool names

[bold jewel]

Thats unacceptable...

[bold jewel]

For new year, I guess guestgiving is the best choice

[inland lintel]

N o

[dry gyro]

You know we can never have too much guest

[bold jewel]

Here we go again

[inland lintel]

We can never have guest

You mean?

Oh yes I agree

[bold jewel]

Peak pfp

Silly minions staring at me

[dry gyro]

I’m saying we don’t have enough guest so perhaps next year will be a guest year

[bold jewel]

Youre right

I didn't understand your message before 😭😭

[dry gyro]

It’s just that great way I structure my sentences

[inland lintel]

it has so much aura right

[bold jewel]

Dw I'm just dumb lol

[bold jewel]

Yeaaaah🔥🔥

[dry gyro]

I can think of at least two better duos than the two minions but no hate if you like those

[bold jewel]

Help I couldn't find the fire emoji at first

[dry gyro]

It’s staring at me

[bold jewel]

This is so disrespectful for the minions, they are the best duo that ever existed

[inland lintel]

minions

[bold jewel]

How dare you

[bold jewel]

Meneninions

[inland lintel]

it is staring at you because you are a guest

my pfp comes from this:

[dark grove]

Trained killed me irl

😓

[inland lintel]

actually?

woah you met up

[bold jewel]

Are you typing as a ghost or smth

[dark grove]

Yes

[bold jewel]

Yeah I was abt to ask the same

[inland lintel]

Just turn to physical form

Is it that hard

[dry gyro]

Yea but look at them

[inland lintel]

ghost has this ability to come back to life

[dry gyro]

He’s ghost neighbor

From secret neighbor

[inland lintel]

Exactly I'm telling him to use it

And well he prefers dead

rotten can you flicker trained eye's lights

if you are ghost

as revenge

[dry gyro]

Can you summon guest for spider please? You could probably get ahold of him now that your ghost neighbor

[inland lintel]

I'm just helping him out don't go against me 🤕

if you do then we cancel guest

guest is being cancelled

[dry gyro]

You’re actually a really big guest fan that sends the guest fan letters. I bet the guest has a mail room over a mailbox.

[bold jewel]

Pekenzo's secret has been revealed

[storm bone]

It's the Newbor Year! New Yecret Neighbor?

[storm bone]

No, if you die in Secret Neighbor, you die in real life.

[storm bone]

So you're saying... 2026 will see the Return of the Guest players? Gasp emoji.

[dry gyro]

Yea that’ll work

I hope so

When else are going to see more guest?

[storm bone]

2026 is the Year of the Guest, but I have my calendar booked for 2027's Ghost player resurgence, following the Para-not-normal Update to Secret Neighbor where the Ghost gains the ability to possess other players, and both the Ghost and the kid control one player at the same time.

[dark grove]

Hiccups

[inland lintel]

You killed your own best friend?

MonsterTrained

It is very Uneighborsome to kill your own sn brother
AND very un neighborly

[opal oyster]

You should lock yourself if you do that

Ill help with my key

[inland lintel]

What

[inner yacht]

the best secret neighbor update would be if they added drivable cars so you can just run obver eachother

[inland lintel]

No they should add the mode where we do FFA fight like smash bros

with cool abilities and intense animations

[errant ledge]

Who can join me?
To play.

[tender lantern]

Does anyone here play as the Clown Peterson? Raise yer handz

[storm bone]

I do!!

[tender lantern]

The clown is so useful, fr

[inland lintel]

add nothing to the game?

[tender lantern]

You can turn into objects, that's so useful

I love the Clown Peterson

[inland lintel]

guys hear me out

the game is actually being updated everyday

they add nothing

they add my ragequit energy into their voice chat system

[hardy olive]

what

[storm bone]

I love turning into items. It feels like I'm extra nimble and can dodge more as a box.

[tender lantern]

Trueeeee

[storm bone]

It's also pretty good for hiding.

I like to run around corners and jump out at people.

[tender lantern]

Yeah, being the clown is cool, especially if you're good at hiding,

I used to hide in corners as a chair

[inland lintel]

you heard me

they add nothing to the game

I'm not touching sn as much now

I am playing roadblocks instead

[storm bone]

Roadblocks SN right?

[dry gyro]

But the guest has put roadblocks all over the place in the neighborhood! Who else is going to stop him

[inland lintel]

Nope

[inland lintel]

I meant the game

The blocky game

[dry gyro]

You would leave secret neighbors to deal with the guest roadblocks?

[inland lintel]

There is no guest in roadblocks

So many characters

[dry gyro]

No but like you can’t just leave secret neighbor. It’s not allowed