secret-neighbor

[dark grove]

DUDE

[dry gyro]

No it’s secret neighbor

[inland lintel]

Trained is going insane

[patent perch]

speaking about ghost the ghost neighbor can grab people even in ghost form and cant be hit during this

[inland lintel]

👃

[patent perch]

He also moves insanely faster in his ghost form

[storm bone]

Ok, hear me out. He can't grab alive kids while in ghost form. But if he kills one first, they become a ghost and he can grab them then.

[patent perch]

TRUE

[storm bone]

However, physical form ghost can't grab ghost kids.

[dark grove]

Trained atp write everything down in a notepad and send it to us 😭

[patent perch]

secret neighbor realistic version

[storm bone]

Where's the SN modding community at?

[dark grove]

call them RN

[storm bone]

Raven Nooks

[inland lintel]

In PSN

[patent perch]

the neighbor starts in the house and cant transform into kids

runs way faster then them though

[dark grove]

You should be able to get Nicky out of the basement and use his massive pointy nose to kill the Neighbor and win trust

[storm bone]

Specifically mods, not the online cheaty kind.

[inland lintel]

still, we have cheaters

Who have access to modding

Might as well report them

[dark grove]

community modders not cheaters

[patent perch]

If you go into the basement the neighbor just locks you in too

[dry gyro]

Trinity can’t eat too many speed bars because of her diabetes

[dark grove]

not if everyone else is fighting for their lives and distracted

You still have teammates to let you out

see? I have a very big brain

[patent perch]

Yeah but if like everyone goes in

[storm bone]

You can pick the locks off the floor and put them back on the door.

[dark grove]

I was talking about only one person smh

[patent perch]

If you run out of stamina and keep trying to run you fall to the floor exhausted

[storm bone]

When it rains and you go outside, the floor is slippery and you can trip over.

[dry gyro]

You have to wait a bit after you break a window so you don’t get glass on you

[storm bone]

Doing the Mayak or Rocket events, when they trigger the wind, it can knock your hat off if your character has a hat.

[dark grove]

it also makes them bald

[patent perch]

If you jump from a high height you slam into the ground and die

the bear traps dont have padded jaws and they take your leg off

[dry gyro]

Game should’ve had a nuclear reactor event. Do with that information as you will

I mean we have purple storm and a rocket

[dark grove]

It reminds me of that one scp game where you can make the boiler blow up or whatever it wa

[dark grove]

NO

[storm bone]

If somebody triggers it, the nuclear fallout spreads to every other game that's currently in progress (across platforms and custom games).

[dark grove]

is it like those roblox games

Enzo spent 900 robux to nuke every active server

[storm bone]

Pay 250 tickets to nuke

[storm bone]

Yessss

[inland lintel]

If that happens

I would destroy every server

[dry gyro]

You could create the elephants foot in every server or the secret neighbor version of it

[storm bone]

It should be really hard though. Like, you have to perform nuclear fission using only 20 tomatoes you've placed into a box and thrown into the core.

[dry gyro]

The neighbor just seems like the kind of guy to have a reactor in his house.

[patent perch]

True

they should add a new neighbor class being the thing and his abilities brick every intruder’s device that theyre playing the game on

[dry gyro]

Guys it’s a sign! I just got some add on discord for like fallout so it must mean he does in fact have some nuclear related thing

[storm bone]

New Fallout lore reveal? China didn't launch the first nukes, Theodore Masters Peterson did in the upcoming videogame, Secret Wastelander.

[dry gyro]

Tedore is always up to something

[inland lintel]

So am I

Gotta sniff something out of the neighbors house

[dry gyro]

The power of the nostrils

[patent perch]

Ngl they should make a map that’s pretty much just the hello guest map

that would actually be fun

[storm bone]

A bigger map that fits 2 neighbours and 10 explorers!

[patent perch]

true that would be fun

[dark grove]

Ivan got the cloning machine out

[storm bone]

I want Theodore to adopt Ivan and treat him like the son he actually cares about. They can go invent and build things together, and cure Theodore's depression.

[inland lintel]

I want you to do the same with me

<3

/j

[storm bone]

Ok... Son.

[dark grove]

Don't

please throw him into a dumpster

[dark grove]

What about Aaron 😭

Is bro forgotten /j

[storm bone]

Aaron who? /j

[patent perch]

Yes ever since he became the guest he got disowned

[storm bone]

Became the Guest?????

[patent perch]

im joking about how there’s a dumb theory that he’s the guest

[storm bone]

Ohhh

[patent perch]

I don’t know why everyone’s convinced the guest has to be a pre existing character

I’ve seen theories that in hn3 nicky is the guest but like why

[modern kettle]

Is sn getting updated?

[dark grove]

I like to think Guest is a whole damn creature and not a pre-existing character ngl

[patent perch]

Probably not in the meantime as it’s last update was around 2 years ago this month

[modern kettle]

Holly dead game

[patent perch]

Im honestly beginning to believe that the guest doesnt exist and its actually just a forest protector because we know its not supernatural and that its not any pre existing character

[storm bone]

Guest should take off the hoodie and inside it turns out they're an even bigger Guest wearing a Guest suit.

[patent perch]

True

[inland lintel]

MOm??

Oh my gawdd

Please trained I need you

I am kinda alone

and homeless

I got adopted in Raven brooks

[storm bone]

Oh, wait, you're a Quentin player. I'm disowning you. Go knock on the next door and say hello to your neighbour.

[inland lintel]

Nonono

I'm Ivan

I like creating things

man do I really need a cv to be adopted

No trained I like you don't throw me away I have nowherr else to stay

[storm bone]

I expect your 3+ page essay on why I should adopt you and why Quentin is to blame by tomorrow.

[inland lintel]

Okay

Sowy trained if I disappointed

can I still come around for a cuppa

[storm bone]

Totally.

[inland lintel]

yay

[loud moon]

I´m almost done

[inland lintel]

What?

What do you mean?

Done with what?

[loud moon]

with sn

[inland lintel]

Yo

Can I ask you something

In dms

[loud moon]

main account

[patent perch]

I love it when I have a really good neighbor game so im expecting to get a lot of coins and xp but the game just crashes at the end

[near marten]

why does every time i play a game my teammates wanna troll and fight each other whole time instead of getting key?

is it something like inside joke or are they just stupid

[patent perch]

Probably both

[near marten]

level 150 journalist and they cant function

i dont get it

[storm bone]

Classic Journalist move.

[inland lintel]

🫶

Yay

One neighbor and kid having drink

No sweaty Quentin will interrupt

So, hows life?

[dark grove]

🏠 💥

hah

[storm bone]

Nooooooo

[inland lintel]

Noooo

Trained we have to relocate

[patent perch]

Every journalist player is an idiot

[storm bone]

SN but you can turn the stove on, and if you leave it on at the end of a game, the next time you load into that map the house will be on fire.

[patent perch]

True

[storm bone]

How about the Amusement Park? You get on the ride first.

[inland lintel]

I'm scared

Can I hold you

[storm bone]

no

Now get on the rollercoaster and leave the railing up.

[inland lintel]

Fine, you're so mean

[jagged aurora]

i wish the game went back to 2020 christmas

[patent perch]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-neighbor-2-hello-neighbor-punch-taxidermist-video-game-gif-3988224996036748719

[jagged aurora]

that was peak

[patent perch]

taxidermist should send you clipping through the floor into the void

[inland lintel]

plays minecraft music (name: key) as I disappear

with a sad face

[storm bone]

There should be a customisation option for the glove slot that's just boxing gloves, and they let you punch the kids.

[inland lintel]

That's it I am going to become sweaty Quentin

[patent perch]

Have you seen that one glove cosmetic that has him bare handed

It’s so gross

[jagged aurora]

what

[storm bone]

Don't worry if you fall off. I'll set up an elaborate treasure hunt and event for people to get a glimpse of your ghost.

[storm bone]

What? 😭😭

[inland lintel]

I'm going away xoxo

[patent perch]

There’s a cosmetic for scary neighbor where he has no gloves on

[jagged aurora]

???

[inland lintel]

Sweaty Quentin wrath will take over me

[jagged aurora]

that does not exist

[patent perch]

It does

I’ll show it if you don’t believe me

[jagged aurora]

show it then

if it actually exists ive never seen it

[jagged aurora]

well yeah

i knew that existed but i thought you meant like literally just bare hands

[patent perch]

Oh ok

[inland lintel]

I just killed everyone as neighbor in 1 minute

The time hit 13:56 when the game ended

[patent perch]

I did a guest match like half an hour ago where I killed everyone in 2

sub 2

It was like 10 seconds spare before 13:00

[inland lintel]

Of course it had to be guest

[patent perch]

Yeah

[patent perch]

It was kind of embarrassing as when I got the first kid, another saw me but ran into a trap and then I grabbed them and then another kid came and ran into another one

pretty much everyone I caught ran into a beartrap

Wow taxidermist actually takes 0 skill

got shotgun spammed

[loud moon]

run away

[patent perch]

He cornered me

[inland lintel]

Why is it everytime I'm scary neighbor on map 4 and having to stall the players

At least I just like win 1v5s despite some downsides

[storm bone]

4 fully charged throws to kill him, if you can get hits!!

[dry gyro]

Secret neighbor am I right guys?

[patent perch]

I cant throw stuff at him when he’s able to shoot faster then I can charge up

[storm bone]

You're so right.

[dry gyro]

I’m still seeing the ad

Secret neighbor help me

[storm bone]

That's true. A direct, close quarters one on one fight is heavily in his favour.
The way to counter him is to catch him of guard, attack with 2+ kids, or have a pot.
If you can get the first hit in, you can win most fights. Good Otto players can still come back from those, but you have a chance.

[patent perch]

I was on my own and he had me cornered

I couldn’t exactly run past him as he’d just grab me and I couldn’t throw stuff at him as he would shoot me

[dry gyro]

At that point I would use voice chat and beg to win the round

And blame Quentin

[patent perch]

True

[storm bone]

Yeah, then there's nothing you can do if they're any good.
Otto's strength is map control and pressuring you into spots that are good for him. He's OP in certain spots, and ridiculously weak in others.

[patent perch]

I was just able to beat a camping otto that was teaming with another leader though

he camped the basement at the end but I blinded him and I was able to slip by as he mindlessly tried grabbing me

[storm bone]

https://tenor.com/view/ant-congratulations-congrats-animation-congration-gif-25680287

[dry gyro]

I’ve never seen that before

[patent perch]

kill quentin

I love how they didn’t even finish every voiceline for him

if you ping some items its entirely different

[dry gyro]

Hold on where did kill Quentin come from?

[patent perch]

we hate quentin

[dry gyro]

I read that first then the rest and I’m a bit lost

Of course my apologies

[patent perch]

quentin was why that taxidermist was camping and teaming

he made that player’s life a living hell to which they resorted to dirty tactics like he would

[dry gyro]

What tactics are a no no?

Just curious

[patent perch]

bullying me

he kept throwing items at me

[dry gyro]

I would assume the first time is to let you know you have a mosquito on you but the second time would be a friendly pat of friendship and then the third time is you being targeted.

Quentin gets no 3 chances

[patent perch]

he kept trying to kill everyone and when I shouted for help he calmly declined

Why does he sound so dead

his voicelines

[dry gyro]

Him and Otto are just off

[storm bone]

I'm not sure if we've ever got actual confirmation, but I've heard a few times that his and Otto's voices are AI :(

[patent perch]

theyre both awarded as the most annoying for each class

[patent perch]

Damn

[dry gyro]

Strange I just got the sudden urge to target both classes when you brought up ai

Even though I would die within the first 3 minutes of the game

[dark grove]

Guys let's say perhaps I have drawn Lucy as a chicken because she 'flew' am I going to hell for that

Like, if I did that

[dry gyro]

A chicken

Welp

I’ll get back to you on that one

[dark grove]

...? 🥹

[storm bone]

Yes.

[patent perch]

I hope the forest protectors smoked quentin in the unreleased patch 10 for hn2

[dry gyro]

I don’t know man

[dark grove]

😓😓

[dry gyro]

I’m at a loss for words really

No wait I’m thinking of the word neighbor but that’s it

I really can’t picture that in my head

[dark grove]

Did I break your brain or something 😭

[dry gyro]

Not enough brain power

[dry gyro]

Well it’s not everyday you read a sentence like that. I don’t think I’ve ever read that or ever will agian as some original sentence

Sorry for my incorrect wording. Blame Quentin for that

[dark grove]

Ok..

[patent perch]

Where did you hear about this I’m interested now

[storm bone]

Mostly heresay from other people in the community, and Quentin and Otto have no credited VAs anywhere at all. Plus, the way they sound that just... Doesn't really fit professional voice acting quality (Quentin literally changes voice).

[patent perch]

True

I guess so yeah probably is ai then

[dark grove]

Hologryph definitely doesn't care 😭

[inland lintel]

"I DON'T CARE about this game"

[near marten]

who is the best to play? i play detective

[patent perch]

I like playing leader and guest

[storm bone]

I like Detective too. If you know the maps and focus on keys, he's really good.
When I play Brave, I usually focus on fighting the neighbour and keeping my allies alive, as opposed to key hunting.
So I like both, but for different reasons.

[near marten]

ah okok

[vagrant ocean]

who spends money on a game with in game purchases haha

[opal oyster]

Literally any ea fan lol

[dark grove]

I literally forget you can even buy anything in-game

[neat briar]

k

[rare terrace]

Hear me out when HN3 is done,cone man should be a neighbor

[stray sandal]

anyone wanna run secret neighbor im mad board

theres like no one in random servers

[neat briar]

anyone wanna do secret neighbor

on steam?

ive been waiting for 10 minutes

[neat briar]

whoever the the return of the neighbor map is this yours?

its pretty cool

[dire oriole]

New to this server lol

[storm bone]

Hiiii!

[gritty goblet]

Anyone leaked the face of BloSSom on yt lmao

[dark grove]

?

[inland lintel]

sup block tales fan

[inner yacht]

the secret neighbor xbox beef is still a thing

you guys have been beefing since summer camp.

[gritty goblet]

How do u know that

And he is the biggest toxic ever we are not in his category

[mellow oracle]

fanat

[dark grove]

Shot dead 💔

[patent perch]

I like how he just stared at me as I shot him

[dark grove]

TRUE

[inland lintel]

At this point this game has become a clone of smash bros ultimate

💔

[patent perch]

fell for the hey bait

[velvet yarrow]

this game is unplayable bro a lot of cheaters

[dark grove]

gg! :D @sterile steeple

[sterile steeple]

GG rotten

[inland ginkgo]

Good job

[sterile steeple]

I died :/

[dark grove]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

[inland ginkgo]

I'm here to congratulate you on your win

[dark grove]

You're literally watching the stream smh

[inland ginkgo]

Yes

[dry gyro]

A name I didn’t think I would read today

Hello secret neighbors!

[dry gyro]

The bots man

This is like the third time

I don’t know who to @

[storm bone]

@fleet breach ^^^

[inland lintel]

What happened?

[storm bone]

Just a scam bot.

[inland lintel]

I am a bot in this game

[storm bone]

I am an algorithm consisting only of:
Look for child -> See child -> throw item -> Is child knocked?
Yes-> Look for child
No-> Throw item

Repeat until the neighbour kills us all.

[dry gyro]

I see

I seecret neighbor

[dark grove]

Isn't it beautiful

[dry gyro]

I just realized I didn’t even type the sentence right

[dark grove]

❤️

[storm bone]

I sawcret neighbour you transform earlier. I will be here to seecret neighbour when you transform again, and then I will have seencret neighboured your secret again.

[inland lintel]

I didn't mean the robot type

I meant as in I am lowk kinda trash

/j

How else would I have won several 1v5s against some annoying and pro players as scary

[dry gyro]

You sawcret neighbor me transform? Everyone seecret neighbored me? Well hello neighbor I’ve been neighbored out in secret of course in the online video game secret neighbor

[storm bone]

It's too late, everyone's seencret neighbor you already. Your only option is to transform into a mole and secret neighburrow your way out.

[dark grove]

My brain turned off midway reading it

[storm bone]

So you didn't seecret neighbor it all? Awww.

[inner yacht]

because at one point no one on xbox liked you and now you all have egos and think you guys are the best instead of just playing the game and having fun.

[gritty goblet]

HOW DO U KNOW MY PAST (im not the same now)

[dry gyro]

I am mole man

[inner yacht]

because i play on xbox and i knew you 😭✌

[gritty goblet]

WHO ARE YOU

I stopped one year and half ago and returned 1 month ago i changed

[magic elbow]

Bro secret neighbor is not that serious bro😭✌️

R u employed by chance @gritty goblet

[gritty goblet]

For some of persons yes i didnt say i was one

[gritty goblet]

Im 16 bro

[magic elbow]

I’m 16 and I work😭🙏

[magic elbow]

English translation plz😭🙏

[gritty goblet]

Im not from USA

[magic elbow]

Let me guess Russia?

[gritty goblet]

I dont speak ur language perfectly sry 🤓

[gritty goblet]

No lol

[magic elbow]

Oh where then?

Oh ur French

[gritty goblet]

Find it

[gritty goblet]

👏

[magic elbow]

Yo bro secret neighbor is never personal

Why were u getting heated at that guy

[gritty goblet]

By the entire xbox secret neighbor population one year ago not only him

[magic elbow]

What did u do?

Cuz I use to play on Xbox

[gritty goblet]

One of the toxicest players

[magic elbow]

But haven’t since 2022

[magic elbow]

Damn that’s corny as hell😭🙏

Is being toxic on secret neighbor tuff😔

[gritty goblet]

And most hated top leader ever

[gritty goblet]

I stopped

(A lot)

[magic elbow]

It’s not that personal bro😭🙏

U really don’t got a social life I see twin😭🤞

[magic elbow]

I’m the best console Speedrunner

[gritty goblet]

For people who beat me up actually when i just want to play chill bc i insult or beat up them so many times in the past yes lol

[gritty goblet]

Im asociable not my fault ok?

[magic elbow]

Antisocial u mean?

Just keep going outside

[gritty goblet]

Yeah

[gritty goblet]

Dont want

[magic elbow]

Instead of arguing wit people on secret neighbor lil bro🤞

[gritty goblet]

School is enough to going outside

[magic elbow]

Damn I bet u stink up every room

[gritty goblet]

Actually not

[gritty goblet]

No i take showers everyday

[magic elbow]

Name one accomplishment u got?

[magic elbow]

Explain how to take a shower if u do

[gritty goblet]

Old 7h xbox
9th player who were lvl1000
Actual 2nd Xbox Leader
(And GC2 on Rocket League)

[gritty goblet]

Water with shampoo

[magic elbow]

I’m talking abt the real world

Not video games

😭🙏

Ur lowkey a subhuman bro

[gritty goblet]

Idk i accomplished 4 exams

Im not bad at school

[magic elbow]

Bro just use google translate😭

[gritty goblet]

Dont want sry

[magic elbow]

U absoulety don’t shower after telling me all that

😭🙏

[gritty goblet]

I take one everyday its the truth

[magic elbow]

No conditioner

😭

Only shampoo ain’t a shower

God

U smell

[gritty goblet]

Except eat, sleeping and be at school i play

[magic elbow]

Damn

Ur cooked

Plz take a shower and get off the game bro

U need it

Find a new hobby

Like the gym

[gritty goblet]

I try to explain its all i just dont go outside but im a normal guy

[magic elbow]

Maybe take to a woman

[magic elbow]

Normal ppl leave their house😭🙏

[gritty goblet]

I was 2 times before i break up

[magic elbow]

Was the relationship in real life?

[dry gyro]

It’s like watching a movie

[gritty goblet]

Yes ofc

Im not a monster lol

[dry gyro]

I don’t have popcorn

[gritty goblet]

🍿

[magic elbow]

thanks for complimenting my performance twin😭🙏

[magic elbow]

Can u tell me what u do irl

[gritty goblet]

You're just criticizing me, and frankly, you're nobody to judge. It's my life; I shower, I go to school every day, I have friends, decent grades. You have no right to criticize me for not wanting to leave the house.

[magic elbow]

So ur unemployed

No shower

[dry gyro]

Will Arzox and ZDub team up? Find out next week on the secret neighbor video game!

[gritty goblet]

Never with this guy

[magic elbow]

And u fall for ragebait

[magic elbow]

I think ur just getting mad over texts

[gritty goblet]

I didnt asked lol

[magic elbow]

A regular person wouldn’t do that😭🙏

[magic elbow]

🤓

[gritty goblet]

Just let me and my life

[dry gyro]

I’ll be honest I never met you on Xbox if you played back in 19-20

[gritty goblet]

Who?

[dry gyro]

You

[magic elbow]

Same I use to play on Xbox from 2019-2022

I’ve been playing ps since 2023 till now

[gritty goblet]

I started to play (on xbox) in 2022

[magic elbow]

New gen💔

[dry gyro]

I keep seeing new gen everywhere

[gritty goblet]

Seriously i didnt asked anything

[magic elbow]

Wei Wei

Can u take a shower correctly plz🙏

[dry gyro]

You asked who? That counts

[gritty goblet]

Stop talking about me and it will be fine

[magic elbow]

I can smell u from America

[dry gyro]

What’s with showers

[gritty goblet]

I do

[dry gyro]

I drink shower

[magic elbow]

He only showers wit shampoo

[magic elbow]

Same

[magic elbow]

No conditioner

No body wash

[dry gyro]

I mean you gotta get those secret neighbor wins

[magic elbow]

Yea bro

I mean he’s level 1000

[gritty goblet]

I put shower gel on my body and shampoo in my hair and I rub it in, is that okay for you?

[magic elbow]

He had to sacarfice the showers

[magic elbow]

No conditioner😔

The dandruff must be insane😭🙏

[gritty goblet]

I dont speak ur language i cant say everything

[magic elbow]

Just look up dandruff

That’s what u got in ur hair

[gritty goblet]

I have bc i shampoo on them everyday thats all

@visual quiver viens m'aider par pitié

[dry gyro]

I mean we all have that one game we really like

[magic elbow]

Oh no vro he getting backup @dry gyro 😭🙏

[dry gyro]

I don’t know that language

[magic elbow]

Damn so u stink

[magic elbow]

Sorry sir

[gritty goblet]

Just no

Stop that

[magic elbow]

Dude

It’s not hard to wash ur hair

Do u need help or sum?

[gritty goblet]

I forgot the word wash in english

[magic elbow]

There’s no way u can take a shower like every other person😭🙏

[magic elbow]

That means clean yourself

[gritty goblet]

I know yes i mean i just forgot this word in english exists but i do

[magic elbow]

If u got dandruff u clearly don’t😭🙏

[opal oyster]

I do thag all the time

I remember trying to say window so I just said see through wall

[gritty goblet]

We can have if we wash our hair too much

[gritty goblet]

Same

[magic elbow]

No u can’t😭

[gritty goblet]

So annoying

[opal oyster]

Yes you can

It literally happened to me

[magic elbow]

If u put to much stuff ur hair and don’t clean it out then yes

[gritty goblet]

We can i wash them everyday so shut up

[magic elbow]

Doing anything but a shower

😭🙏

[opal oyster]

Yeah this is just ragebait

[magic elbow]

Just take a shower correctly not hard

[opal oyster]

Lets just be quiet

[gritty goblet]

Fr

[gritty goblet]

This guy says i dont take showers just bc i was toxic on sn😂bullshit

[opal oyster]

You should shower because you shower

[magic elbow]

U don’t even use conditioner😭

[opal oyster]

Ew

[magic elbow]

U don’t shower

[opal oyster]

You stalk him?

Weirdo

[magic elbow]

He said it himself😭🙏

Only shampoo and water😔

[gritty goblet]

Conditioner idk what is it

[opal oyster]

Some extensive cleaning stuff

[gritty goblet]

And the product for the body lol

[magic elbow]

😭

[opal oyster]

But shampoo and water actually does a lot more than you'd think

[magic elbow]

U need conditioner bro😭🙏

[gritty goblet]

And the product for the body lol i forgot

[magic elbow]

It’s a common human need

[opal oyster]

Hair?

[magic elbow]

Yall need to use conditioner

I see y yall got dandruff

[gritty goblet]

Shampoo for hair and the shower gel for body idk if u see

[magic elbow]

Come on it’s hygiene 1on1

[opal oyster]

I dont have dandruff anymore

[magic elbow]

Still did musty boi😭

[gritty goblet]

Me a little i think its just my hair doesnt like have a shower everyday

[magic elbow]

Just get conditioner

And get dandruff shampoo

Not hard bro

[opal oyster]

Dw, dandruff doesnt mean your dirty, it can be natural and practically impossible to get rid of

[gritty goblet]

Not works lol

[magic elbow]

Should of learned this years ago

[gritty goblet]

Yh i know

[magic elbow]

It’s not hard

Just wash ur hair

Like actually wash it

[gritty goblet]

Stop saying that like a kid, i do

Everyday evening

[magic elbow]

Dude all u got to do is scrub ur hair

With conditioner and shampoo

[opal oyster]

We do

Shampoo is all we need

[magic elbow]

💔

Holy ragebait

[opal oyster]

Aww you ruined the streak of 9 messages without a cringe emoji

[gritty goblet]

He dont understand everyone's hair is not like his

[opal oyster]

Or hers

[magic elbow]

Dude everyone uses conditioner

[opal oyster]

Nope

[gritty goblet]

No

[magic elbow]

That’s why u got dandruff

[gritty goblet]

I gtg bye

[opal oyster]

I dont have dandruff

[magic elbow]

Well u did

[opal oyster]

And i do the same thing he does

[opal oyster]

Did

When I was 7

[gritty goblet]

🌬

[patent perch]

dandruff is goated ngl

[opal oyster]

Lol

Wait

Did he delete his messages

Or did a mod

[patent perch]

No

[opal oyster]

There were messages from him before you messaged this but now theres no longer messages about me "not showering when I was 7"

[patent perch]

Oh ok

[patent perch]

what’s there problem

[opal oyster]

I honestly dont know

I think they were just bullying (what everyone calls ragebaitting)

Ragebaitting is just normalised bullying

[patent perch]

rage baiting is just a cover for harassment and bullying

yes

[opal oyster]

Ywah

I hate it

Sm

[patent perch]

True

[opal oyster]

I just hate this generation in general

I dont wanna be nonchalant

I dont wanna fit in

I just want to be whats now considered cringe

[magic elbow]

Dude I’m just telling u how to take a shower bro😭🙏

[magic elbow]

Ur super emo bro🤞

[opal oyster]

Oh god

[magic elbow]

Ur so tuff

[opal oyster]

Im not even trying to be

[magic elbow]

And chalant

[patent perch]

shut up

[magic elbow]

@opal oyster

[opal oyster]

Yes that's me

[magic elbow]

Ur the most mysterious and chalant person I met

Ur so cool

[opal oyster]

Uhh, thank you?

[magic elbow]

Not taking showers to fit in

That’s so cool

U really got green aura wit flies

[opal oyster]

I dint get what your on

[magic elbow]

Tuff clip

[magic elbow]

English plz

[opal oyster]

It is english

I don't get what you're on

[magic elbow]

Good job

[opal oyster]

If you need to full translation "I do not understand what type of drugs you have consumed"

Didn't know we need English premium for you to understand

[magic elbow]

What’s drugs?

What’s that

[opal oyster]

WHAT

[magic elbow]

I’m a good person

I don’t take those things

Like u do

😭

Boi

[patent perch]

you sound like a red badge level 153 quentin player

[opal oyster]

I dont take them, its just a saying some people like to say

[opal oyster]

Sounds oddly specific but true

I hate quentin mains tho

[patent perch]

blame quentin for everything that goes wrong in the game

[magic elbow]

Can u say a real life come back😭🙏

[opal oyster]

What

[magic elbow]

I’m a brave main twin🤞

[patent perch]

English please

[magic elbow]

Using someone’s ragebait is a awful method twin😭🙏

[opal oyster]

You said it

[opal oyster]

.

[magic elbow]

Yall r unoriginal😭

[patent perch]

r

[opal oyster]

Where'd that come from

[patent perch]

of course they’re british

[opal oyster]

"I like the colour orange, whats youre favourite colour?"
"I like to sleep"
Ahh conversation

[magic elbow]

I’m not British😭🙏

[patent perch]

british flag in bio

[magic elbow]

Oh that’s my pro basketball offer

😭

I’m from New York

[opal oyster]

Why you keep crying

[patent perch]

things that never happened

[magic elbow]

That’s a laughing a emoji😭

[opal oyster]

??

[patent perch]

this is what happens when you expose your children to quentin he corrupts their minds

[magic elbow]

Its all good to cope

[opal oyster]

"😂🤣"

They are the laughing emojis

There are two

[magic elbow]

Do u say anything non hn related😭🙏

Lowkey w bait

[opal oyster]

This is the sn channel

[magic elbow]

Nah this is one too lol “😭”

Doesn’t mean crying really

[opal oyster]

Its called sob

[magic elbow]

Unless u use in that context

[patent perch]

yeah im in a lot of other communities but since im in the hello neighbor server i would talk about hello neighbor primarily right

[magic elbow]

Oh ur a genius twin🤞

[opal oyster]

First nice thing you said

[magic elbow]

How am I being mean😭

[opal oyster]

.

[opal oyster]

.

[opal oyster]

.

[magic elbow]

Ur that sensitive twin🤞

It’s just secret neighbor

Everything I say is a literal joke

[opal oyster]

Im not, im just pointing out what you asked

Just because its a joke, doesnt mean it cant hurt people

Doesn't hurt me, but just letting you know for the future

[wispy karma]

Hey folks, please keep the room focused on the game and be nice to each other.

[opal oyster]

Alr sry

[patent perch]

thats what we’re asking the british bloke to be

[magic elbow]

I’m not British

[patent perch]

sure

[magic elbow]

😭

[magic elbow]

That was for basketball offers

I’ve been to London

[opal oyster]

Im gonna go sleep now

[magic elbow]

Before tho

[wispy karma]

Please move on.

[opal oyster]

This isnt worth it

[magic elbow]

W

[magic elbow]

Thank u twin🤞

[rare terrace]

I love bullying brave players who beat you up for no reason.

Like spam jumping won’t get you anyway but my bear trap

[dry gyro]

I need you to create a giant magnet that brings the kids to you so they can’t jump around

The anti pro player device

[storm bone]

Bring back powering up for the neighbour, but instead of getting abilities, you charge up a comically large magnet.

[dry gyro]

I completely forgot about that

[rare terrace]

Taxidermist just gets a rifle with 200 rounds

[storm bone]

Fully automatic.

Actually, just swap Otto for Rambo.

[dire oriole]

Uhhh

Back

I’m an annoying Journalist and Guest Main

Also I get targeted as a journalist

[dry gyro]

It has to be this way

[mystic mulch]

guys is first person better or third person when fighting?

[storm bone]

Whatever you feel works best for you, I'd say.

[dark grove]

I never go into third person because well, I forget it's even here

[storm bone]

😭😭

[dark grove]

Too much brainpower..

[patent perch]

I am begging them to change the inventory slots back to 3 instead of 2 and 1 flashlight slot

[inland lintel]

Anyways

Wouldn't it be cool if this game made it to smash bros

Scary neighbor would probably need to be nerfed so many times

Or create a gamemode called "Versus" where the game is 2d and you basically fight players with superpowers and moves, kinda like smash bros ultimate but with hello neighbor characters only

[patent perch]

You’re not cooking

[inland lintel]

I will cook when that mode releases

And I will get my revenge on you with birdman

[opal oyster]

But thats not sn

[inland lintel]

But that is in sn

[opal oyster]

Ik

[inland lintel]

And sn is full of fighting

Now

Id love a collab

bread

[small rover]

Any indian here????

[inland lintel]

what

am the englishman

[dry gyro]

No that was part of the neighborhood wars. The peace treaty was signed they can’t do that

[inland lintel]

They're still doing it

Aint nobody gonna listen to some treaty

I also got some rivals to deal with

[mystic mulch]

guys anyone got insane builds for attacking? like knock players or neighbor real fast alone

[inland lintel]

What builds?

[dry gyro]

Well how else do we figure out the neighbors blood type?

[dark grove]

🤔

[dry gyro]

We need these answers

[inland lintel]

I want the answer to the guest curse lore

[dry gyro]

I and everyone else just want to see guest turned to food. Just don’t ask anyone because you’ll ruin my delusion here

[inland lintel]

I want to ruin everything for you

Because of what you did

[dry gyro]

I’ve got too much plaque on my brain to remember but I’ll go along with it and add to it

[inland lintel]

Ill add an enemy birdman

To hunt you

[dry gyro]

Bird will be consumed

[inland lintel]

I meant the birdman

You neighbor

[dry gyro]

Wait my neighbor is the guest?

[inland lintel]

I was swearing at you

[dry gyro]

I thought key was

[inland lintel]

It is

There's others

[dry gyro]

I need a list

[inland lintel]

No it will become a long essay

[dry gyro]

For secret neighbor knowledge of course

If it’s more than three words I can’t read it

[inland lintel]

Does that mean you have no idea what you're talking about

[dry gyro]

Well you see

The truth is that

So yea

[inland lintel]

Uh huh uh huh

You can only read that's 3 words

Or less

[dry gyro]

Yes reading but typing is fine

[inland lintel]

Do you have neighborlexia?

[dry gyro]

Just pretend I never put more than three words

[dry gyro]

Yes just like Nicky

It’s all connected guys

[inland lintel]

I'm assuming you're guestphobic too

[dry gyro]

It’s the neighbor lore

[inland lintel]

Are you also diagnosed with secretism?

[dry gyro]

Neighbortism

[inland lintel]

I'm neighbortistic

[dry gyro]

I mean I like guest

[inland lintel]

Woah that sounded actually really good

[dry gyro]

Only on Tuesday

Yea it sounds

[inland lintel]

You copied another guest dude from this server

[dry gyro]

What?

There’s another edible?

[inland lintel]

Yes but worse

he toxic

[dry gyro]

I haven’t seen it

[inland lintel]

It's not really edible as we call it

[dry gyro]

Well shucks I guess I’m not original

[inland lintel]

What

the bot is being a bot

now I can't share links to threads? 😭

[dry gyro]

I didn’t even get to read the first letter

[inland lintel]

You definitely didn't

Aren't

[dry gyro]

The bots are my enemy now

[inland lintel]

You can talk to him about copyright and that you should dispute originally

[dry gyro]

I really didn’t check if it was in use. I just used it because back when hn2 released people wanted the guest so I just went with this

[inland lintel]

Ok never mind

he's onlin

You are a clone anyways

[dry gyro]

The edible guest convention

[inland lintel]

You are a clone, I'm afraid

The real guest user is somewhere in this server

[dry gyro]

Was it something like restaurant but guest in it? That was one I remember

[inland lintel]

oh wait there's another

[humble patrol]

Hi

Playing hn irl

[dry gyro]

Oh yea

I couldn’t tell the difference

[inland lintel]

You should ask your neighbor to catch you

[humble patrol]

Ye

[inland lintel]

Ne

[humble patrol]

He catches me

Ok me hav question

[inland lintel]

Ooh ohh can you show me you fighting people with boxes?

CodexSN do you have nimble hands

[humble patrol]

Is the cone guy the forest dweller

[inland lintel]

You threw that banana so slow

Srry I'm a sn kid irl

[humble patrol]

I slowed it down

[inland lintel]

You can't do that it's a bug

[humble patrol]

To time it

[inland lintel]

What talents do you have CodexSN

irl

[humble patrol]

Im not codex sn bro

[dry gyro]

I don’t think that’s a banana

[inland lintel]

Isn't that your sn username irl

[humble patrol]

Hahhhhhh

[dry gyro]

An example: I use microwave

[inland lintel]

What level are you on right now

[humble patrol]

Its CodexPlayz

Broooooo

Hahhhhhh

[inland lintel]

What character were you in the video

and what level

[humble patrol]

Nicky

Act 1

[inland lintel]

Nicky isn't in the game you donut

Have you played secret neighbor

[humble patrol]

No man im hn1

Me no pc

[inland lintel]

This isn't hn1 chat

Go here for hn1
#hello-neighbor

[humble patrol]

Ok

Im undercover

Idk

[inland lintel]

As neighbor?

[humble patrol]

I suck

[humble patrol]

Ye

[inland lintel]

So your the neighbor the whole time

[humble patrol]

Nono

[inland lintel]

Oh my God you're a green badge

[dry gyro]

We have a neighbor over here

[inland lintel]

Irl

[humble patrol]

Im not i promise

[inland lintel]

How does it feel to walk around aimlessly

As a green badge

[humble patrol]

Im not the buzz lightyear guy

[inland lintel]

Irl

Who is buzz

Is he a new sn explorer

[dry gyro]

No neighbor class

[inland lintel]

Why does irl receive updates but the game doesn't

[humble patrol]

Hehe

[dry gyro]

His power is to go to infinity and beyond

[humble patrol]

*CATches @inland lintel (

Gasps

[inland lintel]

Jokes on you kid I'm 200+ levels as Quentin irl

[humble patrol]

Fahhh

[inland lintel]

I have a chair to do escape glitch

[opal oyster]

Bruh

[inland lintel]

I only talk in sn terms

[humble patrol]

Hi guys CodexPlayz here today i turned.my neighbor in to a door

Yahh

Imma yeet bricks into he basement

[inland lintel]

I don't remember a feature where there is bricks in the game

[humble patrol]

yeets

[inland lintel]

Are you a leaker

[humble patrol]

Ye

[inland lintel]

Holo dev

Give me update

[humble patrol]

I hav come from universe 2099

Sit

Sir

[inland lintel]

I should become an icon skin for sn

[humble patrol]

U are

Im a leaker

[inland lintel]

Hologryph add me

[humble patrol]

Imma fahhh

[inland lintel]

Tinybuild created everything

Even the world

Because I'm a sn kid

[humble patrol]

Uh

Imma sn

So

[inland lintel]

New sn car?

[humble patrol]

So who's the neighbor

[humble patrol]

Edit by me

[inland lintel]

You

[humble patrol]

Nono

@inland lintel

U know wat add me

Ur funny

I like this guy

[inland lintel]

kid I don't know if you're a green badge player sorry i only play with pros

[humble patrol]

Ok brah

[inland lintel]

are you a bagger

[humble patrol]

Imma leave

[inland lintel]

leave the game

no kid help me unlock the basem

[humble patrol]

imma goto hn1

Nostalgia

Byebye

[inland lintel]

shush it kid I'm tryna grind the game and I'm in a 1v5

[peak fox]

how to download secret neighbor on pc free?

[humble patrol]

Do it then

[inland lintel]

you simply download the game by buying the game then now it's free

Because you spent something on it

[humble patrol]

@inland lintel

Wanna join vc

[inland lintel]

what now kid I was about to lose as scary because of you

I'm in a mic only custom lobby

[humble patrol]

Fahhh

[inland lintel]

can't rn

[humble patrol]

Fahhh

Hello fredbear

[inland lintel]

dont distract I'm peaking in the game

[humble patrol]

Blehhhhhh

[inland lintel]

Or 1v1 me in customs CodexPlayzSN

[humble patrol]

dies

Blehhhhhh

[inland lintel]

kid do you know how to talk on mic

[humble patrol]

starts flying to universe 2099

gone

[peak fox]

do you have a link where to download secret neighbor

????

if it's free?

?

[inland lintel]

yes

Go to steam, buy secret neighbor for 20 bucks and now it's free to download

Here you go

[peak fox]

okay

thankss

[inland lintel]

You gotta pay steam then game is free

[inland lintel]

Get the game yourself then

Ain't nobody gonna give you free game

get a job or something

also asking for free stuff is against rules

[silk island]

✋

[inland lintel]

@shell lion I'm sorry for u bro 😭

[shell lion]

Oooh scaring croak, Yeah I knew he was coming, I just got too busy working on something else.

SN steam is filled to the brim with cheaters and that's no fun.

[vestal breach]

while I was pushing these levels I was so tired of them

[shell lion]

I know, right?

It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact it's like.. 80% OF THE PLAYERBASE that are the ones cheating..

Combine that with bad RNG for getting neighbor and it's just.. not fun.

Congratulations on your victory, Though!

[vestal breach]

thx

[near marten]

how do i get those purple tickets

[magic elbow]

U talking about like on pc?

[storm bone]

1. Buy them.
2. Do the 3 quests that change every so often.
3. Every 10 levels (I think sometimes every 5 levels? It stops entirely after level 100 for that character) you get some equal to your level.

[inland lintel]

I still get over a 100 tickets even if I'm 200+ level

[inland lintel]

Why'd u send me request

I don't accept randoms

[storm bone]

You do??? I've never got any since reaching level 100.

[inland lintel]

Of course. I somehow get very high amounts of tickets

I don't know how

From 150 something to 272

Don't know what's happening but thanks hologryph

Love you mwah hologryph

[dry gyro]

The guest curse upon you

[storm bone]

NO
I've been welcomed into someone's home, how could you curse me like this?

[dry gyro]

So it’s somehow Quentin’s fault if that clears it up a bit

[storm bone]

Oh, that explains it. I can't blame you anymore.

[magic elbow]

Myf dude

[mystic mulch]

pls someone give me a very good journalist build attacker

[dry gyro]

I wanna know the eczema build

[patent perch]

Lucy build

[rare terrace]

Resistant to accidents,the damage reduction one and the length throwing

[inland lintel]

Nimble hands (throw better, if you want combat)
Recreation speed
Flicker (for dash)

This is my build for Quentin and it got me some good levels

All of these need to be gold talents though

This gives you a chance to fight nicely while your stamina doesn't run out too badly, and you can escape and rotate faster

[inland lintel]

??

[random sigil]

hello

[gilded basalt]

yo

[sterile steeple]

Hey yall

Wanna play among us but sn version? (I just found a map)

[storm bone]

If you're still wanting people to play later I totally will.

[sterile steeple]

Oki

[storm bone]

Hello, hi, me, I'll play now.

[sterile steeple]

Oki

Oki i made a custom game

Called snow

[storm bone]

Hmmm.

[sterile steeple]

I gotta go sorry

[storm bone]

Byeee! Good game though!!

[sterile steeple]

Ty u too

[patent perch]

Is that the map from the original trailer of the game

[dark grove]

no it's the among us map

[dry gyro]

You know the secret neighbor is kinda like the among us imposter. I don’t think anyone has thought of this before

[inland lintel]

Fight

[storm bone]

I think you're the first person to ever make that connection. You've opened my eyes to a whole new outlook.

[delicate cliff]

Hi I'm new

[storm bone]

Hi!!!

[modern terrace]

bro is anyone down for a game of secret neighbour rn and if you are i need 5 more people and make a discord call we gotta comunicate too if you cant then thats ok just join in the vioce chat built inside of the game tysm.

[inland lintel]

Can I act un-neighborly

[delicate cliff]

Does anyone play secret neighbour on xbox

[modern terrace]

can i join

i dont got an xbox but i can manage

bro is anyone down for a game of secret neighbour rn and if you are i need 5 more people and make a discord call we gotta comunicate too if you cant then thats ok just join in the vioce chat built inside of the game tysm.

[dry gyro]

What platform do you play on?

[modern terrace]

steam

[dry gyro]

Well then I guest it would work

[modern terrace]

great sent me the invite

[dry gyro]

What?

[modern terrace]

wait arnt we gonna play?

[dry gyro]

I just asked what you played on. I have a feeling if I get online I’ll either get invited from a friend or I’ll not have much time and get busy with something else

I’m on Xbox though

I don’t know how to invite steam players

[modern terrace]

its all the same bro but ok tommorow then?

[dry gyro]

I don’t follow on how it’s the same. I’m not very smart on that topic. It’s also just a busy time of year so I don’t know sorry

[modern terrace]

ok bro its alright my man dont sweat it.

[delicate cliff]

Does anyone wanna play secret neighbour with me later?

[inland lintel]

I guest you would say that

Guest what

they should add boogie zombie to game

[storm bone]

Which platform?? Oh, nvm, you already said earlier.

[storm bone]

What if
What if Secret Neighbor 2 did a PvZ crossover and the entire game was PvZ4 and also not related to Hello Neighbor at all and tinyBuild and the related development studios had nothing to do with the game?

[spark ledge]

Theres no crossplatforming

[storm bone]

✋

[inland lintel]

Quentin should boogie his brains out

[storm bone]

Go apply for a job at Hologryph and use this one sentence as your entire application.

[inland lintel]

Wait what pvz shooters game do u play

[inland lintel]

Ook

[storm bone]

I've only played PvZ1, 2 and 3. Or in Secret Neighbor terms, um, I got all the locks opened without any keycards.