general

[frail turtle]

"The stack grows down" you know someone could interpret that as "oh the addresses get higher! and that deserves the bonk!

[frosty thistle]

my stack grows up

[vagrant crag]

You can draw lower memory adress high then the stack would be growing upwards

[frail turtle]

we should just stop using this and just use pictures from a disassembler.

or flip it upside down

[vagrant crag]

I think the use of the word "Grows" gives the illusion thats it must be going up, kind of unintuitive to say something is growing downards

[frosty thistle]

slinky

drop a slinky down a stair case

[stable tiger]

So memorys kinda like a knee

[iron galleon]

a knee does what

[stable tiger]

a knee grows over ur life

[stable tiger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-sun-spongebob-qD4x9xE7FTwQwQMkHq

[hoary lintel]

I'm currently enrolled in the CJCA Certification Path at HTB Academy. Once I finish, and assuming I pass the certification exam(s), is there a reasonable chance that I’ll be able to find some paying work? A few constraints need to be considered before making any conclusion(s).

I’m in my late 60s, and retired from two careers in IT (both of which involved some dabbling in cybersecurity). I’m in good health, and, given my family history and current lifestyle, I think I should have, maybe, eighteen to twenty-five productive years left.

I’m well settled where I live – we own our (quite comfortable) home outright, have doctors, lawyers, and a dentist that we like, and I’m married to a grandmother (how did that happen?) who does not want to move away from the grandkids. And all that’s not even considering our network of friends or the Church where we’ve been members for decades. The bottom line of this is that it would take an extraordinary opportunity for me to move to another area.

Having been retired for a bit, I’ve gotten accustomed to not having to wake up before the crack of dawn, get myself publicly presentable, and commute to an office. Returning to that type of life would be doable, but would not be my first choice. I keep a consistent routine, and could easily dedicate required hours and days to working. Something part-time would be great, or maybe something freelance.

Remote, part-time work as part of a team is really what I’d like to find. Does that exist for someone like me, or am I delusional?

[stable tiger]

no

[turbid goblet]

nope

[iron galleon]

nah

[stable tiger]

dawg if ur in ur late 60s why do u wanna work

youve given the world enough my goat

[iron galleon]

You're not gonna break into an industry at 60

[stable tiger]

bruh

[vagrant crag]

Dont listen to these guys ! you can do it if you want but CJCA isnt enough to break in

[stable tiger]

i never said he couldnt

😭 i just said why

shit i wanna retire now LMAO

[hoary lintel]

I've always been intrigued by hacking and cybersecurity, and I want to do something interesting and useful. I just can't sit around and watch TV, and I don't really want to start day-drinking. I'd like to keep "in the game," if at all possible.

[stable tiger]

day drinking is pretty good brother

but uh id say do ur cpts

youve got decades of IT so its not like youd struggle

[vagrant crag]

You can do it as a hobby

[gloomy patio]

I'm so dumb

[cloud osprey]

im paint

[gloomy patio]

PAINT

[sick gate]

theres plenty of solo stuff you can do like vulnerability research and bug bounty

[stable tiger]

@hoary lintel if you had to day drink

what would be your go to

💔

[hoary lintel]

Either Black Russians or Margaritas.

[stable tiger]

gay

[heady sage]

https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-meow-mrrp-00.html

[stable tiger]

@hoary lintel

according to ur github you've done low level programming for decades it seems

is this true

[gloomy patio]

bleach

[hoary lintel]

I've done pretty much everything you can legally do with a computer...

[stable tiger]

why not get into exploit dev?

[cloud osprey]

fear that exploit dev might get into me

[iron galleon]

I'm exploit dev btw

[stable tiger]

you've got an older compsci degree back when they actually taught how a cpu works and memory etc

that information would be genuinely valuable given ur experience

plus it's much more fuffilling than pentesting i've found

are you familiar with the windows API at all?

or were you mostly unix based back then

@hoary lintel

we love tagging

[hoary lintel]

I pretty much pre-date Windows....

[stable tiger]

yeah but have you used it

[gloomy patio]

That's badass

[stable tiger]

like their programming interface

im not familiar with your work at all that's why im asking

[hoary lintel]

No, not done any Windows programming.

[stable tiger]

u could start with malware development to get familiar with windows internals then move into memory exploitation

[hoary lintel]

I worked a lot on Vaxes back in the day.

And SGI...

[stable tiger]

neat

[stable tiger]

https://maldevacademy.com/

i'd suggest this

then into some pwn.college after

[hoary lintel]

That's Silocon Graphics... or Sili-Gs as some used to call them.

[stable tiger]

vuln research and exploit dev will definitely keep you occupied

and extremely fufilling when it works and you get a neat little 0day

plus, if it's a good one it pays well

[hoary lintel]

So, how does one get into exploit dev?

[stable tiger]

do maldev academy to get familiar with windows malware development

that'll get you familiar with the environment, internals and where to go from there

after that i'd say you should do pwn.college

pwn.college is fully free

and extensive on exploitdev

[hoary lintel]

Is that part of HTB, or somewhere else?

[stable tiger]

somewhere else

HTB has exploit development challenges called pwn challenges though

you can test your skills there afterwards

exploit dev is really just applied reverse engineering in a simple way to describe it

so you'd probably enjoy it, given you seem to like the tinkering aspect

[hoary lintel]

@stable tiger Thanks for the pointers, I'll definitely check those out.

[tranquil locust]

Sup guys

[stable tiger]

anytime!

https://www.youtube.com/@OffByOneSecurity

A bit later down the line, this channel will be fantastic

If you need any book reccomendations i can also give u a few but you'll be mostly fine w allat

[gloomy patio]

off by one is amazing

I used to follow their livestreams religiously

[iron galleon]

No religion

[stable tiger]

i still do

[wooden wren]

Hello I just joined up

[gloomy patio]

I should too but I'm actually busy when I don't shitpost in here

[stable tiger]

Real

[bleak palm]

Hi

[bleak palm]

Hi

[tranquil locust]

Yo bro
Wsp

[mystic harbor]

Guys feedback on Microsoft Certified: Azure Security Engineer Associate

[silver forge]

Azure is held together by duct tape and paper clips, do not touch as a service

this is all you have to know https://www.propublica.org/article/microsoft-cloud-fedramp-cybersecurity-government

Also https://mastodon.social/@azureshit

Daily Azure Shit (@[e-mail])

Daily dosis of shit experienced on Microsoft Azure.

This account is obviously not affiliated with Microsoft.

Mastodon · Feb 28, 2023, 12:00 AM

[strange notch]

Can anyone suggest to me how to use the Linux terminal for limitless on an online platform?

[fickle kernel]

This guy is doing god’s work

[high cobalt]

For what?

[high cobalt]

I always use their 100 million different domains as an example lmao

[terse dirge]

What?

[scenic maple]

Day 544.

[supple plume]

Have you tried installing linux

[supple plume]

In a vps

[strange notch]

I want to use the Linux terminal for limitless online platform

[supple plume]

VPS + Linux

Also English will help

[supple plume]

Are you asking how to use hack the box without the pwnbox?

[strange notch]

Yes

[supple plume]

Ok so you want to have a linux distro probably kali linux running in a virtual machine and use hack the box VPN to connect to the platform

You'll have to find tutorials online and check the hackthebox website for the vpn part

[strange notch]

I know that but I don't want to use the Linux operating system and the VM right now that way I ask

[supple plume]

Good luck then

[raven rain]

something weird i found out is that some people don't believe that real hackers use kali linux

[scenic maple]

real hackers dont even use linux

they use windows

[raven rain]

nah they're on macos

[scenic maple]

that too

[supple plume]

Ye no they use

[raven rain]

they use arch btw

[supple plume]

Nice pfp btw

[raven rain]

thank you

[supple plume]

I wish my friend would draw me one some day @native plume

[scenic maple]

i have rarely seen good hackers being arch user but i have seen extremely cracked sys admins

[scenic maple]

are you cute anime girl?

[supple plume]

I can have it as pfp if chocos draws me one 🍫

[vital linden]

Real hackers use black arch duh

[gloomy patio]

[high cobalt]

I use Kali btw

[gloomy patio]

using anything other than Kali is performative haxxing

[high cobalt]

(And always wonder if Parrot is less bloated lmao )

[gloomy patio]

you're basically the dude pretending to read at your local starbucks

[sick gate]

i use macos

[gloomy patio]

My install survived the 2025->2026 upgrade

[mystic harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/poke-baymax-big-hero6-bounce-belly-gif-9209116733001790697

[gloomy patio]

I won't change until it breaks lel

[scenic maple]

maybe its the changes we made along the way

[frosty thistle]

revert change

[lavish crypt]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZggnISgKiXs&pp=ygUNR29vZ2xlIHNlYXJjaA%3D%3D

[lavish crypt]

Since Google will become an AI search engine, how will we do Google dorking now?

[tranquil locust]

Hmm mod

[meager kernel]

why so

[fickle kernel]

Ask chatgpt

[west venture]

https://labs.hackthebox.com/achievement/machine/1914711/900

[terse dirge]

I should've done the new box while I was still drunk

[west venture]

Do a box drunk

[terse dirge]

I can't I've sobered up vro

[west venture]

Well drink again

[terse dirge]

Probably a bad idea tbh

[west venture]

I do boxes on shrooms 5x faster root

[split cloak]

I need help

With

This

I js

Please help me

How to start

And where I can start

Help

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[split cloak]

Oh

Ty

[terse dirge]

Why

Does

Bro

Talk

Like

This?

[split cloak]

I don't know anything, but I know one thing, that thing is I don't know anything

Idk

Thats my

Style

:D

[sick gate]

Redevelop your style

[west venture]

Blink

If

You

Need

Help

[terse dirge]

I'm too sober now for this shit

[split cloak]

How to blink

Like

Blink eyes?

Idk

Help

[carmine zealot]

blink your ram rgb

[split cloak]

How

To do

It

?

:Đ

[split cloak]

I can't sorry :D

[sick gate]

all good i fixed it on my end

[cursive burrow]

any hints for reactor priv esc?

tried recent cve copy fail

doesn't work for me.

[sick gate]

#reactor and no hints in the first 24h

[split cloak]

No access

[austere sinew]

@undone fossil i will no longer he sending sentences in that manner I can understand how you found that incredibly annoying

I am so sorry for my transgressions.

[terse dirge]

@austere sinew I went to a gin bar and they had really good drinks

[austere sinew]

Oooh yummy, glad you had a fun time!

[west venture]

This looks like eye surgery

[terse dirge]

Lol. They called it a clover club

It was very good

You don't even taste the gin much and it had hints of cinnamon

[sick gate]

i think a clover club is supposed to be garnished with raspberry

[terse dirge]

Probably. It tasted like raspberries

Instead I got a cherry 😄 and it was good

[jagged storm]

#modules

[minor current]

Can you help me to get my first user flag of my first season ever I am fully frustrated chat for hours with ai and in last it was just giving me different webpages to try but got nothing I am fully frustrated even in the last ai said go and search for hint from discord

[terse dirge]

No hints for the first 24 hours of new box release

[minor current]

Even for the user flag

[heavy leaf]

yoo guys passed reactor rn, pround of myself as newbie idk why i cant send you the img

[west venture]

cat user.txt | grep ".*" | sed -n '1,$p' | head -n -0 | xargs -I {} echo {}

[heavy leaf]

https://labs.hackthebox.com/achievement/machine/1713908/900

[minor current]

If it helped me to get first flag I will remember your name

[supple plume]

The hint is stop using chatgpt and lock tf in with academy gaining real skills

[minor current]

Ok I will just try it , you guys are here to guide me so I will be good soon

[supple plume]

No bud no one is here to guide you, academy is there for you to learn

Believe in yourself

[minor current]

Ok I will just guide me where to start so I avoid ai next season

[supple plume]

Good luck

[jagged storm]

AI brainrot is just so much worse for newbie spam now

[supple plume]

[agile thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/ibuki-mioda-ibuki-danganronpa-danganronpa-2-super-danganronpa-gif-548396956810587755

good morning nerds

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-weve-tried-nothing-tried-nothing-nothing-were-all-out-of-ideas-gif-22788553

[heavy leaf]

is that bad to use ai for guidense im new as well

[jagged storm]

You will get nowhere.

[agile thunder]

use

https://hacktricks.wiki/en/index.html

and googling

[supple plume]

Is not bad to use AI but you should not rely on it to learn

[agile thunder]

over AI

[jagged storm]

Nah, it is bad, because it creates a cycle of reliance

[supple plume]

AI is bad for many different reasons but it has some good uses

[heavy leaf]

yea i use it when im stuck

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-that-is-why-you-fail-starwars-gif-12346112

[sick gate]

i hate it so much

no one researches anymore

[heavy leaf]

gg stack overflow

[jagged storm]

There are blue roles who might actually make progress, but they get reliant on AI, make none, and then disappears

[agile thunder]

yeah 💔

[sick gate]

not just that, a lot of people asking questions answered by the first result on google

[agile thunder]

it bugs me SO much

like how incompetent can you get

[heavy leaf]

thats why i just google it why to spam here xd

[crimson crypt]

Good morning everyone, guys. I’m sharing my LinkedIn profile for anyone who would like to connect further. Have a great day!

https://www.linkedin.com/in/andrea-maccioni-92-am?utm_source=share_via&utm_content=profile&utm_medium=member_ios

[jagged storm]

But you should be either using structured learning (academy), or active research

[agile thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/symboli-rudolf-izuto91-izuto-cNeaKAWAZU2GjqxKfc

[heavy leaf]

bdw does your terminal crash sometimes?

[agile thunder]

the bills cannot be this high gng 🥹 ✌️

[heavy leaf]

im not sure i want to open that consider what server is xd

[west venture]

No

[agile thunder]

elaborate

[crimson crypt]

[heavy leaf]

like my terminal sometimes just freeze when i use it on my macbook

[jagged storm]

In 30 years of Linux, I don't think I've ever seen a terminal crash

[rare basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588029217376043023/1484768992575885352/attachment-1.gif

[heavy leaf]

i cant type or just use commands to unfreeze it

[west venture]

The definition

Of

[meager kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1033207784101134336/1107713018806149131/hacker.gif

[agile thunder]

"I'm new to discord, say hi!"

https://tenor.com/view/cake-cherry-on-cale-kamaz-gif-7155745234460977738

[bleak palm]

God damn penistesting sucks

[bright orbit]

whats the obsession with ip addresses, wheres the mac address hacker

[proper dragon]

Thanos did nothing wrong

[sick gate]

on a different network unfortunately

[split cloak]

What

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/paramountplus-beavis-and-butthead-butt-head-3pbqlgJ1qFMEzvy3pp

[austere sigil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM

[bright orbit]

IRC is s ofucking dead bro

i cant find anyone talking

on a weekend

at noon

theres so many ppl in the arch channel

[proper dragon]

they're probably busy socializing IRL

have you tried touching grass

[bright orbit]

fuck you, no IRC user does that

[bright orbit]

meeting up with my friends tonight

i hate you

[worthy cargo]

Relax guy

[austere sigil]

Please be respectful to others.

[proper dragon]

Blue on blue crime is the worst kind

you're right, we must be better

[worthy cargo]

Blue live matter?

[bright orbit]

discord mods always think im actually being serious

im soooo agro

[proper dragon]

I know you were taking the piss

[austere sigil]

we have no sense of humor.

[worthy cargo]

There is no way to tell tone and mood on a textual medium. It's not always obvious

[bright orbit]

im british

its not deep

[proper dragon]

sorry

[bright orbit]

LOL

[worthy cargo]

Hell, communication in real life is difficult enough as it is

Online it's even harder

[bright orbit]

eveeryone except the guy im talking to is vexxed

xd

[sick gate]

very sorry to hear it

may they find a cure

[bright orbit]

1000 ppl in this chat and not a single person talking

[proper dragon]

u wot m8 I'll 'ook ya in the gabba I sweer on me mum

[worthy cargo]

You maybe not, but you sound like an asshole using the whole hiding behind "I'm kidding" bullshit.

[sick gate]

nice embed

[bright orbit]

woke rules wont let me post gifs

[worthy cargo]

Relax and respect others

[sick gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/872924113725956106/1238976511319605258/confusedley.gif

[bright orbit]

speech bubble this ^

[sick gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/381520882608373761/996543480698519702/A8BDEFE7-A737-4F3C-96DC-B21BD2823073.gif

[bright orbit]

poor guy

[sick gate]

its u

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/big-lebowski-yk8tRCZHCV0qY

[bright orbit]

i dont wear them hats

yknow

[sick gate]

looks like u do

[bright orbit]

i really hoped thered be more gay furries here

theres not

its all just boring straight dudes

hacking is #dead

[sick gate]

they're all over in the gay furry discord

aka overwatch

[bright orbit]

but wheres the gay furry hacker discord that i always hear abt on the news

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/television-arena-political-hzrvwvnbgIV6E

[bright orbit]

the gay furries are the blackhats

[sick gate]

look within yourself and you will find the way

the blackhats of childcare maybe

[fickle kernel]

🍼

[bright orbit]

what does that mean 😭

[austere sigil]

is this the real TheWiseFrog?

[fickle kernel]

Who is that

[bright orbit]

you

[austere sigil]

ya no ok i see it now

[proper dragon]

oh, anon?

[willow storm]

Yo @analog magnet can i DM u?

[proper dragon]

get lonely because nobody is online to talk to -> mention gay furries -> have people to talk to

An IQ too high?

[minor current]

Any hint to get on machine like I am near to next js information gathering can you provide me further hint of reactor

[sick gate]

#reactor and no hints for the first 24h

[minor current]

That is my first season and what will be happened after 24 hours first blood of both user and root had already taken

[bright orbit]

bang on tbh

[sick gate]

just wait the 24hrs man

[zenith pine]

https://tenor.com/view/100-gif-549184224117281305

[bright orbit]

social engineer genius

[bright orbit]

what im sayin

[minor current]

Ok

[bright orbit]

i like your pfp

[bright orbit]

wow

[supple plume]

Back in the day when there was no AI slop we had human slop, an example was a linkedin post with near to 1000 reactions tldr: talking about a blind man that told his wife hes blind just to aviod say to her she is ugly as a mf

People clapping with their buttchecks

Gosh we failed as a humankind

[bright orbit]

are you foreign

[supple plume]

Wdym a foreign this is an international server

[bright orbit]

tru

[supple plume]

Tell me you're American without telling me youre American

[sick gate]

since hes british he probably means black

[bright orbit]

im not

[bright orbit]

BROO WHATT

[supple plume]

You're a foreigner

[bright orbit]

😭

[bright orbit]

naw

[bright orbit]

^

what you said

[terse dirge]

What's that supposed to mean?

[bright orbit]

^

[supple plume]

It's where he starts yapping like a regex symbol

[bright orbit]

guys.... stop being.. so hostile

[terse dirge]

It's just a hamster drinking a caprisun. Not really sure what you're getting at

[supple plume]

Sorry I'm sunburned x4 going to a minimum wage job with 4 hours commute

Senior web developer 2026

[bright orbit]

"Relax and respect others" have we all forgotten?....

[supple plume]

Never heard of it

[proper dragon]

u wot

[bright orbit]

fuck you im saying i like it

i dont like you

[sick gate]

https://tenor.com/view/ernest-blah-blah-blah-talking-jibber-jabber-gif-22431131

[supple plume]

Bro forgot "Relax and respect others" at the speed of time

[proper dragon]

you should hack him

[terse dirge]

Me looking for a fuck to give:

[bright orbit]

sudo pacman -S opsec

[bright orbit]

did u just repost that

[terse dirge]

Replied to the wrong message initially

[bright orbit]

ah

[supple plume]

sudo pacman -Rns Afucktogive

[bright orbit]

skull emoji

[supple plume]

Ass emoji

[proper dragon]

rm -rf *

[bright orbit]

ban this kid

now!!!!!!

[supple plume]

Bro I'm way older than you

[bright orbit]

you dont know that

[supple plume]

I know that

[proper dragon]

questionable age cartoon ass is Japan's top cultural export innit

[supple plume]

sudo pacman -Si opsec

[bright orbit]

sudo pacman -Sybau opsec

[terse dirge]

[stone marsh]

Is the drama about reactor over now?

[supple plume]

The drama is about how htb thinks low quality is now acceptable

[bright orbit]

tuff asf

[stone marsh]

That's not new

[supple plume]

They lost me 2 machines ago

4 months doing cve to foothold was enough for me

I let my teammates carry my team until htb gets back to normal releasing machines like the one I submitted

[bright orbit]

is this the ctf

[supple plume]

Wdym

[bright orbit]

what machines

[stone marsh]

The weekly boxes

[supple plume]

Hackthebox labs

[bright orbit]

ohh

theres weeklies?

thats cool

whats wrong w them

[sick gate]

quality and difficulty decline

[stone marsh]

People have also had negative opinions on the pipeline to submitting boxes, which probably makes it worse.

[sick gate]

and theres a lot of ai slop being submitted

[supple plume]

Azomax submitted some high quality machine and got rejected

My machine is also pretty good if it gets rejected I have no more hope for htb

[proper dragon]

but AI is the FUTURE

authorities alerted

[bright orbit]

israel slop

its useful but still

fuck ai in everything

[proper dragon]

some people do Im sure

[bright orbit]

i dont need ai in my search engine and dont need it in my tv

[bright orbit]

known ppl who do that shit

so incel

gross and lonely

[proper dragon]

just wait until the big companies give AI personhood and let them file divorces

lel

[bright orbit]

the end is near

lol

[proper dragon]

I think we're just getting started

[terse dirge]

What was his machine? If you're allowed to share.

[heavy leaf]

i just want gta 6 to come after that i dont might if the end is near

[bright orbit]

gotta be honest dont think i care too much abt it

[supple plume]

Dm?

[terse dirge]

Sure

[agile thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-the-soldiers-of-the-idf-idf-israel-gif-1470648673169278118

[bright orbit]

LOL

exactly

[uneven beacon]

[proper dragon]

they should have US flags on their shoulders

[bright orbit]

both

same flag really

[odd shale]

Hi, I want to spawn the « Reactor » box (the season 11 box that is accessible for now), and I have an error « Cannot spawn Release Arena machine on a free server, please switch to a Release Arena server ». Like what do i need to do ? I never had issues before to launch a box from the current season.

[agile thunder]

Switch to a release areana server

connections tab

In the top

[bright orbit]

i hate pwnbox

its so slowww

the vpn is much better

[odd shale]

Makes sense, sorry for this dumb question

[agile thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1450590778656161923/1505503670878474311/shes-mad-at-you-v0-5ba8tsfurj1h1.gif

[devout sail]

Dumping the whole gallery

[supple plume]

[naive current]

Hi i am new

[devout sail]

Hi new

[naive current]

ok i am me

[devout sail]

me new?

U furry?

[naive current]

um wha

[devout sail]

Lucario pfp 😔

[naive current]

So what

i am a pokemon fan

[devout sail]

I have to judge

I too

[naive current]

a proud 1

[devout sail]

I like alcremie

https://tenor.com/view/shortcake-alcremie-spin-pokemon-rotate-gif-22750564

[naive current]

oh that makes my head spin

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/scare-shock-surprise-oh-no-omg-gif-17366730

[naive current]

how long have u been doing hack the box

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/its-been84years-titanic-rose-dawson-gif-5372593

[proper dragon]

the two sets of teeth

[undone fossil]

how golang looks at me when I want to figure out how to structure a project

[devout sail]

Should remove some teeth

[scenic maple]

its more cursed this way

[proper dragon]

It's AI isnt it
i can tell by the pixels

[sick gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413242895544094770/1503830258334568598/3dgifmaker93140.gif

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-meme-monkey-dance-gif-16377613

[proper dragon]

chat...

is...

this real?

[gusty saddle]

um

how do i get troll store on iphone

[sick gate]

dunno

[upbeat tangle]

good day general

[agile thunder]

https://ios.cfw.guide/installing-trollstore/

[turbid goblet]

yay 4 hours of sleep and i cannae fall back asleep for no reason

[upbeat tangle]

Hows your custom bloodhound project coming along?

[turbid goblet]

oh u must have less sleep

thats eggzy not me

[upbeat tangle]

i could have sworn it was you

[turbid goblet]

i have only used bloodhound once lol

[upbeat tangle]

im getting old

[turbid goblet]

also ngl i thought the whole purpose of bloodhound was to visualize it

[upbeat tangle]

Some dude was building his own AD tool similar to bloodhound but better

[turbid goblet]

yeah @worthy cargo

[upbeat tangle]

in rust

[turbid goblet]

oh no eggzy was making a terminal version of bloodhound in python

idk who u referrin to

[upbeat tangle]

damn, its like full on GUI built with rust

and it was sexy

If i could just remember the name

[turbid goblet]

cant find anything in logs

im too dumb to create my own tool tho

[upbeat tangle]

i doubt that! How skilled you are only determines how much time it will take for you

I bet you could build it, even if it takes double the time

[turbid goblet]

fair

dont know rust tho so atp itd be vibecoded garbage

[worthy cargo]

Good morning

[rancid swallow]

morning good

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zion-Animations-Cq3fOcAOKcw5T3u6Ck

[upbeat tangle]

So its you!

[rancid swallow]

[turbid goblet]

link?

[rancid swallow]

well i have been experimenting sum stuff so its broken now ...i'll be fixing it soon

[stone marsh]

It is worth saying that this tool is probably more vibe coded than the rust tool lol. If you have any concerns around that.

[bleak palm]

i vibe coded my zoinkle with my doinkle

[worthy cargo]

100% vibe coded

[rancid swallow]

and been doing the whole tool's audit ...so welp , a LOT of stuff i need to re-write
coz its not just a bloodhound tool

[bleak palm]

i am NOT racist. just want to inform everyone

[scenic maple]

https://github.com/Karmanya03/Overthrone

[stone marsh]

CI/CD pipeline of shame

[rancid swallow]

ya ik i have to update that , i was making some major changes

[stone marsh]

It's fine, my private repo has many failures for the same reason. Clippy is bullshit

[scenic maple]

your website is pretty cool

what did you use to make it

[turbid goblet]

i just want a bloodhound without all the steps

[fervent horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-black-guy-eating-black-guy-eating-leaf-cone-head-black-cone-head-gif-11358516211180760660

[rancid swallow]

ASTRO , SCSS

[upbeat tangle]

Its going to be the goat tool

[scenic maple]

thats it?

[rancid swallow]

ya

[scenic maple]

how did you handle 3d things

[stone marsh]

Got a link to the website?

[turbid goblet]

https://karmanya03-secdev.pro

[upbeat tangle]

see, now a fanbase is starting to build up already

[bleak palm]

Sec Egg

[stone marsh]

Why does this remind me of Persona?

[scenic maple]

css transforms?

[agile thunder]

woah peak!

[devout sail]

Gimme quick tldr

[turbid goblet]

is not mine bros

[devout sail]

I don't wanna click the link

Screenshot?

[turbid goblet]

i was just poking at that guys website to find his project

[scenic maple]

scene js was used to make animations

[undone fossil]

the site didnt have a skip button on the intro cutscene so I sent a refund request

[proper dragon]

persona inspired tech websites are max comfy

[stone marsh]

He does the tech things, with uh all the languages

[devout sail]

Ok cool site he got

[worthy cargo]

Too many js effects

[scenic maple]

whats persona?

[devout sail]

I wanted to make mine similar to diabolo kinda shit

[undone fossil]

I just stole an energy drink from my roommate

we're winning

stimulant sunday

[turbid goblet]

im telling on you

[devout sail]

I gave up after fucking with svg to create just 1 button

[stone marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-5-gif-9531669005278926942

[proper dragon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtuaNOkPaJY

[undone fossil]

no please

[rancid swallow]

scenes , i didnt use ThreeJS coz i hav bad experiences making it earlier xD

[stone marsh]

It is a very cool and stylistic website. It would enrage me to try to use it to actually find details though

[scenic maple]

bad exp as in bad perf?

[devout sail]

He knows no one comes to read
Might as well make it cool

[devout sail]

Do u do frontend kinda thing at work?

[turbid goblet]

was i baitd or is there actually an image here

[stone marsh]

Fair, my website is going to be basic of basic, so maybe I shouldn't talk

[devout sail]

Piscord loves to convert it to random extension

That's an image somehow turned into video

[bleak palm]

Gym. Finished. Muscles. Bulging. Striations. Stretch Marks. 3 Hernias acquired. Several women charmed via pheremone and physical appearance. Test. Boosted.

Yeah, I can go back to studying cybersec now. Heh. 😼

[rancid swallow]

kinda yes , and actually i was earlier trying to make a even better 3D portfolio but i couldnt complete it i was stuck on stuff like "how to do ts?"

[turbid goblet]

o

[rancid swallow]

neh

[scenic maple]

does this load for you?

[devout sail]

Yep

[proper dragon]

yea

[devout sail]

Bewbs reveal

[turbid goblet]

o ok im being baited

[turbid goblet]

god dammit its too early for this guys

[scenic maple]

strike early or never

[proper dragon]

get better internet

[stone marsh]

Interesting image

[rancid swallow]

just open in browser.lol lel

[sick gate]

half of the amazon was killed to create this

[devout sail]

It's just changing app is too much work

[scenic maple]

trees in 2026

[high cobalt]

It's cool, but it makes me a bit nauseous

[devout sail]

We gonna have personal algea tank in future for our own oxygen
Cuz of karman

[stone marsh]

This bothers me way more than it should

[rancid swallow]

ik its shit , im just making for fun coz i know it cant really replace anything nor anyone would even use it , so im making it to just learn different stuff while making it

[bronze lion]

Sure .... Budddy

[devout sail]

Why are u here again

Go away

[bronze lion]

Idk

[scenic maple]

altered security do be popping up every time

its too sus now

[bronze lion]

I'm forced to come here

[devout sail]

Golam can u kick him

[rancid swallow]

I'll maybe push it behind lol

[devout sail]

Perv 💀

[bronze lion]

I can't help it

[scenic maple]

kick who

[bronze lion]

What cani do when I am forced

[bronze lion]

Me

[rancid swallow]

[devout sail]

0x01Levi

[scenic maple]

why

[stone marsh]

I don't mean to poke issue aha. It is a fun site and a good portfolio piece for creativity.

[ornate ibex]

Henlo

[devout sail]

He's being forced by feds to monitor us

[rancid swallow]

Hemlo

[bronze lion]

Hemlo

[proper dragon]

he wants to get kicked cause he has a foot fetish

[devout sail]

I can hear them screaming 😔

Your English teacher

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/s48rwhALArW.gif

[undone fossil]

my usual vc is ded

[bronze lion]

No that's not it. I'm out of ice cream again, I'm back to beg for it

[scenic maple]

he just wants foodhold

[undone fossil]

anyone up for a vc?

[bronze lion]

🫪

[proper dragon]

venture capital?

[devout sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473704842104143902/1507856244193497302/1013285.png?ex=6a1414cf&is=6a12c34f&hm=993a54bbc000ef3809a0b90674cddf7785a2bb5fc92bf0bf05df0fa7bfaddbca&

[proper dragon]

depression flavored ice cream

[ornate ibex]

Yeah, she said I'd never make it. Here I'm 😎

[bronze lion]

I can hear u yap, but u will only hear silence from my side

[devout sail]

It's actually cement

[bronze lion]

Looks good

[undone fossil]

I was thinking Violent Crime

[devout sail]

Never made it 🥀

[bronze lion]

Oh

[proper dragon]

crime doesnt pay unless you can get away with it and have terrible morals

[bleak palm]

[devout sail]

I was gonna ping u cuz i thought you made reactor @ornate ibex

[ornate ibex]

Bruh second person asking it

who made the box?

[devout sail]

Tf is Level 0 in discord lmao

Tejas

[stone marsh]

Even then it probably won't pay. Just end up in jail putting things up your butt to have a couple of cigs.

[austere sigil]

different tejas

[stone marsh]

Tejas

[bleak palm]

Is red team more Indian than blue

[bronze lion]

Twin of tejas perhaps?

[devout sail]

What level is it

[ornate ibex]

Not me

[ornate ibex]

it must be some other tejas

[scenic maple]

thats his alt

[devout sail]

Blocking this bloke then
How can he impersonate you 🤬😤😡

[stone marsh]

It was, tejas3008

[bronze lion]

I thought it was his twin bruh

[bleak palm]

@sick gate is that you in ur pfp

[proper dragon]

very true
and if you end up in anywhere but county or the fluffy tax fraud rich people jail get ready for trauma

[undone fossil]

nah id win

[devout sail]

you would

[austere sigil]

sir do bugbounty triage dudes work on a Sunday?

[ornate ibex]

Lemme make a box soon

[ornate ibex]

if they got no life yes.

[devout sail]

Too late, both of your arms work now

[sick gate]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-scott-i-don't-answer-questions-gif-4265579279181517868

[austere sigil]

[stone marsh]

Well box is out of the way, going to get working on my blog today and then come back to get the write up done and maybe do a few more easy challenges.

[devout sail]

What if i slide mine through you as co creator, does it bypass the queue 💀

[proper dragon]

I need to get back to doing boxes. I've been spending too much time on malware stuff and not enough on learning the general and fundamental cybersec knowledge

[ornate ibex]

No. It is not India

[devout sail]

Useless connection

[sick gate]

just clauded out a whole box time to watch x-com tftd lets plays

[bleak palm]

Redeem the system flag in 7 minutes sar

[frail turtle]

Man i feel like that guy who came here counting the hours he has left at work

[devout sail]

Just keep working, you won't notice the time

[frail turtle]

Im like 3 more hours

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/announcement-gif-25830680

[proper dragon]

anybody here good at data analysis?

[devout sail]

what's ysis?

[bleak palm]

Im good at pattern recognition

[proper dragon]

updog

[austere sigil]

I'm good at eating steak

[devout sail]

i don't like it

[devout sail]

The dry ones?

[proper dragon]

completely irrelevant to the matter at hand
that being said, medium well?

[frail turtle]

I dislike steak if I t has all the fat trimmed off

[austere sigil]

I am known for going offtopic but I prefer my steak medium

[devout sail]

I'll be having all kinds from next week 😋

[bleak palm]

Me in regards to women

[proper dragon]

medium is decent

[turbid goblet]

oh are all the europeans working today

[devout sail]

Isn't it Sunday

[turbid goblet]

u dont have a day dedicated for memory?

[austere sigil]

dude its sunday

[turbid goblet]

oh it is sunday

lmao

[stone marsh]

It is a bank holiday weekend in the UK

[proper dragon]

do you have an interest in malware development and analysis

[devout sail]

You need a day dedicated for memory

[frail turtle]

No its me the exploited american who works on sundays

[turbid goblet]

😭

[bleak palm]

Damn British get a holiday to go to the bank

Exciting

[sick gate]

with what money

broke ass country

[bleak palm]

Idk what nmap does

[frail turtle]

I feel exploited as hell i need a new job

[bleak palm]

But why do you ask

[stone marsh]

It is actually the oppoisite, we get holidays because the Banks aren't working

[turbid goblet]

get a new job

[frail turtle]

I wanna gi back to IT

[turbid goblet]

ur the one supposed to be exploiting

[proper dragon]

nmap is what drunk drivers use when they cant find their cellphone for google maps

[turbid goblet]

wtf is nmap

[devout sail]

Get it

[austere sigil]

i'm afraid most jobs are second hand

[devout sail]

Just goto any company and ask them
Make sure it's Monday and 9am

[bleak palm]

Their mental health is supported by Indian food. Their final bastion before the great bongening

[ornate ibex]

are we on same page?

[austere sigil]

you are either working second hand jobs or the job the company is hiring for is literally too big for the team

[rancid swallow]

demn

[ornate ibex]

I see

[austere sigil]

I'm hungry

[agile thunder]

hi hungry

[ornate ibex]

I went to buffet for lunch

[austere sigil]

just eat the buffet

[ornate ibex]

no

[agile thunder]

heh

[austere sigil]

I wonder how he is

[ornate ibex]

who

[austere sigil]

eatthebuffet

[ornate ibex]

I remember seeing the username but I don't recall abt them

[austere sigil]

he was a mod

[rancid swallow]

Imma ask for da Pentester role and apply within my org ...tho it asks for 2 yrs of exp in either cyber or engg
i have 1yr of engg exp ...but the grouping for that role for internal employees asks for like minimum 12months of exp
so god knows what will happen

[patent elbow]

💀

[agile thunder]

coooooked

[austere sigil]

yikes

I prefer the cold

[patent elbow]

same

[simple monolith]

time for a box on pinksterweekend:)

[patent elbow]

anyway that won't change much im gonna stay home anyway ><

[austere sigil]

stay hydrated sir

[turbid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/nathan-fielder-nathan-for-you-the-rehearsal-the-curse-man-child-gif-10434371143863760980

[scenic maple]

vro u literally got root after the blood as in the e2nd person to blood the machine last night

[bleak palm]

Me waiting for 200cm tall 130kg goth mommy to come home to a clean house so I can get good boy points and uppies

[scenic maple]

and it didnt spawn for u?

[turbid goblet]

u know this is a public discord right

[zenith pine]

https://tenor.com/view/l-l-death-note-l-stare-death-note-stare-death-note-gif-4580555357874190661

[agile thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/588029217376043023/1508097955914190988/heist.gif

[patent elbow]

EHH

i don't want to talk about this

🤣

[bleak palm]

What u mean

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[agile thunder]

embed fail 🥺

[patent elbow]

completely

[agile thunder]

oh did it embed

[zenith pine]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gif-24167425

[agile thunder]

guhh

[turbid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/what-that-gif-24679321

bring back shame

[agile thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/ibuki-mioda-ibuki-danganronpa-danganronpa-2-super-danganronpa-gif-548396956810587755

[bleak palm]

Bring back joking on discord

[turbid goblet]

no serious only

[agile thunder]

b-but uppies 🥺

[bleak palm]

If you say something that bothers me

I will red ping

[turbid goblet]

i will orange ping

[bleak palm]

By decree of shadow mod Anhmi

[turbid goblet]

and thats worse

[bleak palm]

Is that the server booster hotline

Finna subscribe to dat

[agile thunder]

guys

[bleak palm]

https://youtu.be/JlkJjtKZRK0?si=dWuqtloQMzpZepkY

[agile thunder]

im gonna make churros

[bleak palm]

Good recipe

[silver lintel]

Hello

[agile thunder]

🥹

[turbid goblet]

nah its only for https://discordapp.com/channels/1504593802185277460/1504593802873012347

wait

[agile thunder]

its me 🥹

[turbid goblet]

what does that say to u

[agile thunder]

unknown

[turbid goblet]

wth

[agile thunder]

whats it meant to say?

[turbid goblet]

its supposed to say cool kids only

[tame gust]

we cooked

[sick gate]

looks like a good week

[agile thunder]

looks alright

[proper dragon]

sunpilled vitamin-dmaxxer

[steel sail]

hellooooooooooo

[bleak palm]

finished shower. about to make some taco rice and watch jojo

[proper dragon]

but what about the HTB modules?

[bleak palm]

I want to spam study them, but I burn myself out with my work ethic

Sounds like a humble brag, but I get too tism thinking I need to speedrun certain goals

[proper dragon]

you have a work -unethic

[bleak palm]

no idea how to balance my focus/energy. Either all or nothing

[proper dragon]

expand your horizons

[bleak palm]

guh?!

[proper dragon]

you dont need to be an expert tomorrow

[bleak palm]

my horizons are so expanded that if I want to pursue every goal I feel like everything progresses at a snail's pace

[proper dragon]

youre actually OVERDUE
you should have been one already

move move move

[bleak palm]

anxiety maxxing

im gonna go back to min maxxing into rng

just diddle daddle my way to success

[proper dragon]

yes, one often finds they have to be economical in their choices of activities to engage in

why do anything when shitposting is an option

[bleak palm]

it is one of my avenues of de-stressing. feels good tbqhfam

[proper dragon]

the most fun people to troll in here have blocked me

[bleak palm]

regarding modules and boxes, i want to study more, but then I feel I need to do boxes, but then I feel like my lack of said knowledge hinders my progress

So I go back to studying

Rinse repeat

I can find the vulnerability pretty well now, but implementing said scripts or priv esc are still a little ways to go

Just need to keep at it, as you said

[bleak palm]

Well, I feel like the people that block others seem to enjoy trolling themselves

Yet in a condescending, spiteful way

[minor current]

cve-2025-29927 can any senior tell me I am near or not

[bleak palm]

That is what I noticed with their posts

[agile thunder]

sonion

[proper dragon]

If you can understand what you're doing, why you're doing it, and can automate it, you'll be better at that thing than a majority of people

rinse repeat and review

[bleak palm]

I guess that is the success story of LinPEAS/WinPEAS

now a staple in pentesting, I believe

[agile thunder]

mhm

[bleak palm]

Just good pentesters have automated most of their pentesting methodology

I guess that is why we see these insane first blood times

Maybe with a bit of AI roid usage

[minor current]

What that means I even not know that

[agile thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/sonion-gif-4370030053602687111

[bleak palm]

Regarding what. The new box?

[proper dragon]

I'm willing to bet most of these first bloods are all from automated tooling and have little to do with AI

[agile thunder]

most likely yeah

[minor current]

I am very beginner for cyber sec communities so I can understand only normal language

[bleak palm]

He is using a high level hacker word

I apologize on his behalf

What is your complaint, brocumber?

[scenic maple]

what are you doing friend?

[minor current]

Their 3 minutes success show their years of hardwork am I right guys

[minor current]

So explain me if you can

[sick gate]

#general message

[bleak palm]

It would take hours

[zealous charm]

[sick gate]

mans struggling

[agile thunder]

has the 24 hours for reactor passed yet

[scenic maple]

no hints for the first 24 hours
if you are stuck after that then just dm me

[sick gate]

nah lol

till about 5 more hours

[proper dragon]

this is what I tell women

[agile thunder]

alrighty

[scenic maple]

the struggle is real

[agile thunder]

ask in 5 hours twin 🥹 ✌️

[scenic maple]

i was starting to think why was everyone bullying

[minor current]

Just can't wait to get first success in first season and that would feel like amazing

[turbid goblet]

then hack

[zealous charm]

do the hacky hacky

[minor current]

Ok waiting

[turbid goblet]

oh ye fk hacking wait for hint

[proper dragon]

i put my success in other's hands too

[agile thunder]

try to hack it in the meantime gng

💔

[turbid goblet]

retweet

[bleak palm]

Does anything change after 24 hours?

[agile thunder]

we're allowed to give hints

[stone marsh]

People are allowed to give hints

[bleak palm]

Ok, but the points are the same, yeah?

[agile thunder]

i think so

[zenith pine]

it becomes insane machine after 24h

[stone marsh]

Yeah

[turbid goblet]

xp is different tho i think

[bleak palm]

Aw hell nah

[minor current]

So dm you for hint

[zenith pine]

gotta pwn it before they change the attack

[scenic maple]

sure but after 24h have passed

[minor current]

Ok

[sick gate]

some people will truly do everything except the box

[turbid goblet]

ok i will dm u for hint after the 24h mark

[zenith pine]

waiting 5 hours to get a hint for a 15 min machine

[turbid goblet]

it took me 30minutes 😭

[minor current]

That machine was solved in 7 minutes for root and 3 minutes for user how crazy was that

[agile thunder]

took me like 45 because my bumass had the privesc staring at me in the face for a good 15-20 minutes and i was just completely ignoring it like a bum 🥹

[stone marsh]

Easy boxes just make you overthink the craziest shit

[agile thunder]

yeahh

[minor current]

May be in some next years we will guide like that I we will be consistent

[turbid goblet]

i wont

[scenic maple]

sure tho

[turbid goblet]

im prepared to be a skid for the rest of my life

[scenic maple]

nah i wont mind

[turbid goblet]

im jk golam i did it already

[bleak palm]

companies wait at the finish line for the winners...they dont care bout the hard work...

[minor current]

Person on your profile picture is awesome

[proper dragon]

this sounds familiar

[scenic maple]

when i was starting out i met some people with particularly unqiue set of skills
they would only reveal info that will not spoil the box or tell you what it is
some of them have moved on but i still remember them

[turbid goblet]

thank you, its itachi from one piece

[bleak palm]

his signature spirit bomb pose too

[minor current]

Awesome joke to hear after lot of time waste

[rancid swallow]

[proper dragon]

after he transforms into a magical girl, only

[bleak palm]

My friend was helping me with the box earlier before I took a break to the gym. This was how he was teaching me too

[minor current]

He is black swordsman

[bleak palm]

I'm lucky to have friends that are in cybersec

[agile thunder]

close enough

[minor current]

Missing that kind of friends

[zenith pine]

https://tenor.com/view/taken-set-of-skills-particular-gif-24468765

[scenic maple]

u never give any hints 😔 ✌️

[rancid swallow]

[minor current]

Guts from berserk I know it

[zenith pine]

Im not good enough

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-copium-od-copium-overdose-overdose-twitch-gif-9006779378751968406

[proper dragon]

i just take shortcuts and preserve energy

and cut corners

I save my energy for anxiety attacks and mental breakdowns after neglecting doing what I know is a better idea

[zenith pine]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-blue-role-blue-name-gif-3527751319486244073

[proper dragon]

I prefer it

[proper dragon]

gojo would be a blue role

[agile thunder]

he would be

[devout sail]

Purple

[proper dragon]

Gojo is a box destroyer not a box creator

ill see myself out

[zenith pine]

https://tenor.com/view/owl-gif-18430628440676957865

[devout sail]

He didn't destroy the box no?

The one he got sealed in

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/rotate-rotate-your-owl-owl-science-iggydr-gif-18034392

[proper dragon]

he couldnt even privesc to escape it

what a noob

[devout sail]

He didn't have tokens left after the fight

[bleak palm]

yay i got hashes

im doing it...!

[devout sail]

Do it

[zenith pine]

The head was a little loose, thank God for owl mechanics

[zenith pine]

[scenic maple]

i want an owl

[rose onyx]

Spoilers 😩

[jagged storm]

you can just do things

Go get an owl

[scenic maple]

yes but they are terrible pets

i might be earless

[jagged storm]

Just feed it mice

[scenic maple]

its also banned in most countries

but i will get one anyway

[rose onyx]

I feed my owl rats

[proper dragon]

steal one from the night

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/groundskeeper-willie-you-just-made-an-enemy-for-life-the-simpsons-damn-scots-nemesis-gif-23206257

[scenic maple]

U HAVE AN OWL??????????

SHOW ME

[tame gust]

i feed my rat owls

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/лайк-gif-5578648585388294817

[turbid goblet]

ngl guys the first time i did a challenge i thought I had to crack the .zip file it came with and spent like 40minutes until i realized

reading its hard

[devout sail]

Mandatory side quest

I did too

[turbid goblet]

llmao thank god it wasnt just me

[wooden thunder]

Hello

[primal wasp]

hello all, do you think I could be useful somewhere with CNPen, C-ADPenX, CPTS, Fortinet NSE4 ?

[devout sail]

At your work ig

[agile thunder]

have you tried the nearest McDonalds

[scenic maple]

uncrackable or what

[rose onyx]

I originally thought starting and stopping a machine would impact others.

[jagged storm]

lol what

[tame gust]

this is like different things LOL

[rancid swallow]

don't hack the box pls

[primal wasp]

I mean, will they hire me with these certificates for a job as a security officer?

[turbid goblet]

wait am i stupid nvm misread- but yes i am stupid

[devout sail]

No results?
Replace hunter3 with hackthebox

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-im-here-obi-wan-obi-wan-kenobi-star-wars-gif-18535648