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The contrast of the holiness of the holy, the bravery of the soldier and the malice in the capital karamazov is something to ponder upon many many times
You cannot finish the first half without deeply hating big k
Very true, I have a teacher who separated from his wife and went so crazy with Schopenhauer's idea about love and that everything comes from human will that everyone started calling him Schopenhauer, he only talks about this guy, goes to several exhibitions and scientific meetings just to talk about him and badmouth his ex-wife and say that love is a big farce
When his holiness goes around spreading his rightful word upon the ill, you can almost feel his hand touching your temple in embrace
dude you are really convincing me to spend a huge amount of money just to buy The Brothers Karamazov and The Idiot and complete his entire collection
The way I see it is he broke so many versions of every single solution in front of him that he was only left with problems
I highly encourage you to do so
I read Crime and Punishment a long time ago
I once went on a 2 hours discussion with a catholic about 2 lines from the book diacussing the coming of the great spirit and his discussion with jesus
I think I have The Idiot on audible but haven’t listened
I tried listening to I, Robot
It’s a little slow
This is one of my favourite parts of the whole story, it was immaculate
I ended up listening to Murderbot instead
In every way
Yes, I kind of saw that in "Notes from Underground" I don't know what the English title is, and also in the two novellas "The Meek One" and "A Dream of a Ridiculous Man." He fragments human function a lot through the lens of pain and kind of makes it explicit that sometimes humans can suffer and cause consequences from the most pretentious and at the same time most trivial things. Like being angry at a dozen people and always wanting to prove yourself to them even knowing that deep down none of them care about you. Just like he describes in "Notes from Underground."
I highly recommend that you start with his novels, they are much shorter but they convey in a more direct and pure way his philosophy and the inertia of married writing with kind of the opposite of himself. I recommend Crime and Punishment; this book, for me, is his best so far.
That's an excellent way to look at it, I would also add that he almaot always shows you in one way or another that humans dont always suffer for a reason
Sometime we just suffer
how can one suffer with no reason
No reason no moral backing to higher meaning no path no end no light at the end
I can't read
hi
I meant for a reason that justifies the suffering and makes it of moral value
buy some ham bro
Eh?
Mortadella mmmm
is pig butcher code word for something
It's like, this isn't very well explored but there is a type of characteristic persona that is born shrouded in suffering, not because they were born with any disease, or any psyche, but because the core of this person just suffers, it's as if their default function is to suffer, like I don't know, you create a machine that always breaks for no reason at all. He explores this a lot in the books
Hello
what up cuhhhh
@sick gate can I interest you in some sheep?
Up is the ceiling and the shots we taking later togather under the moon
So called hackers not knowing one of the most popular social engineering scams
So I got Jellyfin behind tailscale and I can access it from my phone. I have a question about it. Does it let you search by metadata? I want to list only songs with the genre 'Trance'. Any idea how?
poetic
but im studying
I know what a pig butcher is
fine ill stop to look it up
- We are shooting the moon *
mmmmmm zyns
ohhh didnt know that was the name for that
Finally, some intellectual conversation around here
They should have called him Gary Potter and he was scouse
i am very smart
i mean if its not a bot thats a free person that can pretend they love u

I'll ask my wife
not everyone here has a wife dont rub it in our face
I am taking the week off, after passing sec+. Fuck that cert.
It's not about you
gg rat
Some rev
It it normal to get an ip without port for the labs ?
nice i suck at rev
what
Like the boxes? Yeah
Fuck fuxk fuxk fuxk
They're full machines not just a single service
you have nmap
Scan all ports
you have uno
what is nmap
It’s like imap
The friends we made
LMFAO
I already used Nmap, and all 65,000 ports appear to be closed. I’m not sure if this is an issue with the target machine or if it’s intentionally part of the lab challenge to figure out the correct port another way.
I aM vErY dAnGeRoUs!
The capital letters spell sth bad
Are you connected to the correct VPN?
It's likely a user side error
u need to type -embedallow to turn it on
@turbid goblet you got a macro for that?
Thanks for reminding me.
is should make a macro for it
It is racism that’s why my GIF is not being displayed.
?
we told u how to turn it on
Yes, clearly… we have advanced tech for auto-discrimination

Do I have to type the magic word "-embedallow" ?
no
Useless app .
yes you type that and send the gif
yes -embedallow is required see
https://tenor.com/view/tomfoolery-we-engage-in-a-mild-amount-of-tomfoolery-roomba-cat-memes-meme-gif-6827907826802941305
Works on my machine
Absolute crackup
i hope your work paid
No, I paid for it myself. I took the exam four times and failed each time. I keep struggling with command injection and SSRF vulnerabilities. They don’t teach all the techniques in detail just the basics, but the exam is different. It expects students to study documentation online and apply what they learn in the exam.
Here, the knowledge is provided clearly in advance, step by step, and that’s what I prefer. Now I understand where I went wrong.
Bruh
damn bro 4 times?
I wish you talked to me after you failed the first time
how much is that of vouchers
damn
I wish you talked to me before you bought oswa tbh
you paid $3000 for OSWA
zumi should i hit u up when i go for oscp
If you pass CPTS, you'll laugh at OSCP
insanely overpriced
yes
OSWA was the hardest offsec exam ive taken
then why not oscp first
it costs $40,000 usd
Because CPTS will better prepare you for OSCP than the OSCP course 
thank god i have 40,001
Yes.
bruh, i'll hook you up with some really good $1 certs
i'm sorry for your wallet
You think they are better ?
https://medium.com/@zumiyumi/my-oswa-experience-eaa4e94d1797
i give some advice here
yes they are better
when CWES was CBBH it was still a really good course for web app testing
and way cheaper
Thanks.
thank me later
i'm certain the updated curriculum is even better now
wtf are these lmao
If you think redoing the material of oswa over and over will help u pass no
secret sauce hidden in #cert-holders
that exam kicked my ass tbh
im leaking it to the public
i did osep in 6 hours
boguht all
i suck at web tho
you'll find insecure headers
i had to for work, but that shit boring asf
just give them a hug and theyll be secure
Thanks for sharing and for your advice. After studying the material and failing the exam four times, I watched a video on YouTube where someone mentioned that the exam was easier for them because they had taken courses from Hack The Box. They recommended it based on their experience, so I decided to try it as well, and that helped me understand what I had been missing. I also found some interesting courses I was looking for, such as Secure Coding 101: JavaScript and others.
Youll get it next time but do some serious time and work on other certs lets get you out of this miserable trap
From what I can see, those courses seem to focus more on reverse engineering. I’m mainly interested in web security.
me on right
Those... Were a joke (I hope)
who on left?
nah aint a joke, scarface is CHTAP certified
I will. Thank you so much, by the way. I noticed “Yumi” in your name. Is that the same Yuumi from League of Legends?
Lol
this is just my nb name
it better not be
or hacker name
Vro left?
drinking my preworkout before the gym rn 
he leaves and comes back
he is my mentee
He started maldev and then disappears
He gets annoyed with HTB
Finished Bioshock
Now to play the sequel
Same
I mean we are in several servers and i just mentor him in dms
Finished the first?
yup
He is getting crazy stacked with certs and skills
tried this new baja blast total war preworkout and it's pretty good shit ton of caffeine tho
im so proud of him
You gonna get infinite, too?
I have to get epic working on Lutris first
epic 
I remember those days when i had cups of hot chocolate with milk....marshmallows, and sit by my artificial fireplace. On my extender couch chair..
Nice and cozy
But then i lost my chair because my neighbor wanted it back
Sigh i miss that feeling
Everything hurts
Rat did you pass sec+
I did, unfortunately
Rad
Wasn't even happy when the score came up. Just mad that I have to do the cert at all lol
If I say fuck the IT certs and pursue math related courses instead yall think AI will replace me 
Well hey you’re done
AI just solved some math proof the other day
Oh I can lay pipe
Everybody poops
CCSP (Certified Cloud Security Professional), SSCP (Systems Security Certified Practitioner), CompTIA SecurityX (CASP+), CySA+ (Cybersecurity Analyst), Pentest+, Security+, Network+, ITILv4, Project+, ECES
I have these certs. And a master's degree in Cybersecurity. Still no job! Job market sucks.
Morning
Evening
I have like no certs
Do you have previous experience too?
But whatever
Yes
Who’s just tryna build something goofy
That sucks man
Go get CPTS
That’s the only cert I ever wrote a test for
I wanna build something that works so well and is just so incomprehensible
I don't know if my resume sucks or what.
@jagged storm why bother? I’ve got 28 years in the industry
True
AI written noice
i have 2 yrs will u hire me
It’s a pretty fun exam
Optimized with AI chat gpt. But yes, I have done all those things.
I'm looking to get into CS engineering or DFIR.
🙁
Everyone I talk to gives me different advice on resume
Some say to use AI. Some say it's AI noise.
I don't know what the fuck to do.
Seriously.
People want to know a little about what you did… But more about what you accomplished… a recruiter or hiring manager is not going to try to read a bunch of acronyms… the top 3 highlights for each position
Is this the exact resume or just random experience?
The only thing reading a resume these days is AI lol
When I interview people, I don’t want to read an alphabet soup…
@jagged storm it’s a challenge for sure… because you want to hit the keyword bingo… but really at some point a human has to read this and try to understand
I imagine they'd likely just get an AI summary of it
Resumes can have the best qualifications, but if they're ugly or unfun to read it's gg
You want it machine readable but also human readable
You don’t need fancy fonts and layouts
You do generally want it to be ATS compatible, unless you're applying to small companies
When I say ugly, I dont mean pictures and borders and stuff. Just looks clean and formatted well
A lot of people also cannot write so they end up sounding boring or lame
By all means write your resume in wingdings… let me know how it works out
So they use AI, which makes them sound generic
hr'ss ai can read wingdings
I feel like it wouldn't change a whole lot, in this job market lol
Human will see it after lol
then why do they ask me to bring a reusme to the interview too
Why is Linux gaming so fucking weird
It's not as bad as it used to be but holy shit is it still anoying
I'd like to help. You can dm if you want, but these miss dates and you should put the same company work together. If you worked for them out of order, should be sorted by date tho
Exact resume
I can show you mine, but note: military and medicine related however
Ive been given advice and written resumes b4
Sure, DM me. I'm about to go hang out with my sister
Smoke some hooka, and watch some star trek
Also are you american? Idk if resumes are different in Europe
Are you using proton?
Yes!
Proton is usually great lol
Wdym? I believe same reason - so a human can read it I guess. Additionally, they can flip through it and ask you specific questions. Even tho they can just print it, maybe part of the hiring humiliation ritual too
i was baiting dont take anything i say serious
Ok just in my experience people with pink names have been of sus intelligence but maybe youre chill based on guts avatar
do you get xp doing the starting rank labs? i havent messed with labs much
Im an absolute moron so yeah
Wdym
Oh starting point?
yea yea
Idk but if u click in the machine it tells u if it give xp
okies thanks Kami
I would imagine they do since everything else gives xp
Starting off good today. 135lbs for 7 on bench
225 when
oh snap go buff daddy lol
light weight buddy
Never
get on tren
Yeah I used to be lol
never to late to get back at it
This was about 2 years ago
sheeeesh
Yeah doing my best to do it right this time. Last time my diet was shit
if you wanna be buff eat like mike o'hearn the goat natty
got the farmers tan and all lololol
Plastic is more natural than most fitness influencers bro
i heard the rock just eats clen, trens hard, anavar gives up
are you saying mike o'hearn isn't natty bruh
Lmao
@exotic pendant was a bodybuilder not sure if he is still one tho
@terse dirge im just messing with you lol
you should listen to liposuction coach doctor bodybuilder mike israetel
hes da smartestest
i listen to mike o'hearn only cause he's the only natty body builder
mike israel is a weirdo emo/goth guy
we thinking of the same guy?
emo/goth? am i missing lore?
yes
yea found nothing
i don't care zum i'm just messin around
shitposting lol
srs tho no troll mike o'hearn is natty
YOU DONT CARE THAT IM GOTH
you know he would be that kid in hs so i believed you
😭 😭 😭 😭
he isnt edgy, just gay
yes am gay
and extremely pretentious
Lmaooo
making 100 gay jokes per video = funnies tfitness influencer around apparently!
I used to like Eric buggenhahen
this guy is a loser
cause he was so honest about the drugs despite him having his own demons with them
new gen fitness influencers shansbruh, sam sulek and tren twins
I skipped the gym today to meal prep 👀
i kind of like that there is an age of drug honesty, but hate it too because there is a resurgence in the public display of roid/test usage that is 'ok' because im telling everyone im on it. "see im not lying bro" i dont care you do it, but just to be aware the sauna finna reap you
Idk the first one. The tren twins grew on me haha
sam sulek i can't man
no offense ot him he may be cool iunno but he's just too ugly'
Eh they are all adults. Let em do it
idk who shansbruh is, sam sulek breathing and gulping air every 5 seconds, tren twins seem cringe, but maybe are genuine idk they gotta roid when youre like 5'2"
the cringe makes them entertaining instead of just watching lifts
could just watch a powerlifting meet or people who are actually competing to watch lifts
i like larry wheels despite him being a huge huge simp
Never watched much of his stuff
and once having an debiliating camwhore addiction spending 6 figures a month on them
i forgive him
larry wheels is an example fo spending all stat points in one area then being mcharmed by a mid level succubus
larry wheels fell off when he stopped blasting
he has super low self esteem like most of the fitness influencers
just very insecure people
i think hes a good guy tho but ye his simpin is next level
i wish andrey smaev had better english
cause that dude is just insane
kind of funny tho how fast they deflate off roids then go "o shit this is my personality" then hop back on after their big speech on going natty
Man idk a lot of these guys lol
andrey smaev is a goat of strength he lives in a remote town in russia
with no internet access
There’s this Australian dude I’ve been watching that I enjoy
Finished good with 135lbs for 8 on my last set onto shoulders then switch back to chest
ngl i thought andrey was ai when i first saw him
yea insane he is still young. looks 40
you know what's even crazier......his wife
like holy shit
his wife is like 60
and he gets made fun of really bad in russia for it
Nice bro
they've been together for many years
since he was like 18
the lore there is wild
Good to see so many nerds are in the gym
watching what andrey eats per day is just sick
i don't know how he will live to see 30 honestly
Bioshock 2 is pretty good but I like the first one better
Holy shit how old is this guy
-
I hope these people live long, but a lot just want to get big and then putter off. Alright, fine. Good luck.
-
I think I played 2, but I forgot everything about it
hes only 27
He is blasting at the speed of sound
I would have guessed he’s 40
look at his strengh feats he legit mogs larry wheels
lego lotr tho
not applicable here
his grip strength is inhuman
is andreys squat good tho
That’s not what I’m into tbh.
Infinite is the best.
he can do a pull up with 377 pounds added to his body weight
is that what you are into? 😄
Haha bet
Nah xD
hes insane
Im happy doing pull ups with 70lb on me
I don’t need to watch some monster do way more lmao
larry tried to get him on his team so he can workout full time
he still has a factory job
that he works at everyday
Youve been doing 135 lbs for 2 years now
i like eric bugenhagen, but i am skeptical of every influencer or youtuber or celebrity. only a matter of time before 'something' comes out
idk about that one chief
Beef and rice is not expensive
Impressive, meanwhile Im out here strugglin to even get my chin near the bar on 50lbs
it is when you eat 14k calories a day LOL
fucking ground beef is 9 dollars a pound here lol
My meal prep haha not expensive at all :)
Nope actually I stopped for like a year and a half and got back into it back in early March
My peak was 155lbs for like 10 on bench
Thanks boss. That’s better than. Most of the population though! I’ve been lifting for a few years now
yo he eatin dookie haha
interesting way of doing up the rice they look like rice crispy treats
Bulking?
does look like dog food ngl but i trust it tastes good
Listen bro it’s cheap and it’s protein. I can cook some pretty looking meals xD
just put hotsauce on it and ur good
tell us the truth
Thats all that matters tbh
I make that in my toilet every morning
did you get that food from mudbay?
Yeah. I want to hit 315 1RM on bench by the new year
🐶
where u at now?
my atpr is 305 for 2 but my mind keeps sasying 315 is impossible
I weigh about 70kg I want to hit 80kg by the end of this year
It’s good. It’s a Korean bbq style sauce on the beef with onion carrots and broccoli
Nice!! I’ve been working up to 3 sets of 10 reps with 275. I haven’t done a max in a while. Just making sure I keep going up in reps or weight every week :)
Even if 315 is ambitious — it’s a fun goal :3
oh bro u absolutely can
We will see!
Gotta stay on this bulk
Build a POV drone
use a rep calc but im pretty sure youd deff hit 315 for 1
nah its not that linear
falloff is different for everyone especially factoring RPE in
granted most people who train probably don't have a correct assessment of RPE so
Hm. I haven’t even tried tbh. I’ll have to see if one of my homies can spot me this week
according to rep calculator u hit 366lbs lmao
thats if he hits the ten
Nuh uh
we dont know what he's at rn
315 is absolutely doable
having a job sucks
5-8 w/ 275 depending on the day haha
hi kami
no like id bet my life savings on that
i wouldnt and i do bench more than 315 lol
bcos when i could do 275 for ten i couldn't do 315 💀
when i was at 305 for 2 i was doing like 255 for 7ish
I think I’ll wait until I can hit 10 of 275 and maybe I’ll try it out
who dis
i mean arguably hitting a 3x10 isn't that effective for bench specifically
wow you don’t even remember me
there's better training means even regarding hypertrophy
should i lol
I'm God

@teal topaz
https://www.instagram.com/dxklan/ go thru his content
Sure but this is how I’ve been doing it. When I can rep 3x10 I up the weight then progress to that until I again up the weight.
That style of progression has been affective for me :)
I’ll give it a peek, thanks!
Effective
Effective? It’s been awhile since English class
Do u where skinny or fat when you start training?
Ah see I knew it
Pokémon super effective
huh
:0
Yeah the only reason i'm stating is it that the higher rep count you go the more accumulative fatigue you generate and therefore less recovery despite not actually being under any more hypertrophic reps than the last 5 to failure would give you
Eg if you did 3x8 @1 RIR you'd grow more than 3x10 @1 RIR because it's the same stimulus for growth but with less generated fatigue
can we talk ab max larsen press
you seem like uve been training for long time I want some advices
go to the gym and pick up weight until u cry then go home
Is crying optional?
Instinct maxx
i literally used to coach 💔
its necessary
I think this is still debated? I followed the “gym science” bros for awhile and everything changes so fast.
This works for me and I enjoy going to failure. It’s just what I like :D
It's not it's confirmed in all the recent literature
once again idc what you do
i was stating objectively
Thanks big man
Oww did u start skinny? Like first time when you get to the gym
yeah i went from 160lbs to 230lbs rn
i'm 6'1
actually i might be 234
Gah dam
Based af
Big man fr fr
warlock whats ur deads
just under 600 conv
jesus
Big bug man
i cant break 500
i've taken a 6 month hiatus from powerlifting atm to just bodybuild but i'll probably compete again next year
whats ur program looking like
I mostly just body build and throw in some goals for myself
its my own. bro split 5exercises 2 sets everyday
Little sprinkles throughout the year
Ow nice but you don’t count skinny as me lol first time when I hit the gym i was 65 kg and the problem I am 6.2 
too long to post without spam
for deadlifting specifically i like to program it something similar to:
topset with ascending RPE over the block
2 backdowns sets with 25% less weight
secondary day:
2 sets of ascending RPE over the day, so first set @RPE 6.5 then RPE 7
int main(void)
{
std::uint32_t x = OPAQUE_WRAP(MBA_OBFCONST(1234), 3);
printf("value: %lu\n", x);
return 0;
}
Have you tried putting arms at the end of your leg days? I got that idea from some YouTuber and it’s pretty nice 
if you want to prioritise arms you'd want them first
same with any muscle group
ngl i dont even bother with rpe anymore
no idea what that is, but looks nice
sorry i dont speak gay binja language
wait no i can get a student discount
i lie
jesus yall are to smart for ur own good
i do speak binja language
i train till failure on every set
i mean my overall volume is really low i think
thank you twin
5exercises 2sets a day
Too blurry
that isnt low thats like spot on
Hello Ida
join the club chimp
It’s been a min since I’ve done rev eng
anyways
i used to do way more volume lol
i went from like 2hours in the gym to 50mins
Glad there a lot of people into fitness here whatever it is
mike mentzer is the goat
50 min a week.
I think IT jobs and fitness go well together
50min a week is crazy
Throwing in super sets helped me really cut down on the time
its only that way cuz the industry is fcking me over rn
My upper body day is literally:
Incline Chest Press - 2x5-8 @ 1RIR
Pushdown - 2x5-8 @ 1RIR
Curl - 2x5-8 @ 1RIR
Lateral Raise Machine - 3x5-8 @ 1RIR
Tbar row - 2x5-8 @ 1RIR
Weighted pullups - 2x5-8 1 RIR (pulldowns are better i've just maxed out my gym pin and stack on the machines and fill up the plate loaded machines)
imo if ur capable of supersets ur not doing enough on the prior set
noice..
its friday night.....
that program takes me like 45 mins lmao
Bro's stacked
what
IT an our gym schedule is deadass da convo💀
What about doing leg extensions with sissy squats? 
the Upper B is the same but flat chest press and instead of the lateral raise machine it's a vertical shoulder press with a wide grip
I’ve been doing chest +back days. Really nice
wut
go to the gym lil peanut
literally......
Mine is very similar
add the sauna an sum cardio to that
I just do ppl but have legs in-between push and pull
The gym my uni has is free for students crazy how they make you pay ours is huge
the big yahu wants ur funding
ppl vaulted
Tuesday (legs)
- 2-3 sets of a squat pattern
- 3-4 sets of leg extensions and sissy squats (super set)
- 2-3 sets of RDLs
- 3 sets hamstring curls
- 3 sets of calf raises
20 minutes of cardio
this is my split
holy free your recovery
formatting is shit
Never in this exact order btw
I ain’t got the bag
holy free your recovery too
Yeah it's not in that order tho lol. I do the last quad exercise at the end
i more meant volume wise big twin
how life feels to do fuckall at the gym and grow more than i ever have
i feel like i do nothing
the joy and whimsy i got when low volume training produced significantly higher growth in the literature
i dont even get pumps anymore
It's the bare minimum for my legs sadly lol and I can take it 😄
yeah its been like a year for me
2x a week 
i do feel gains tho
Nice chatting gym with yall 
I’m gonna have a drink and configure my sway install :3
Surprisingly arms are my weakest
and back is my best I think
Wednesday (Back day)
- 6-8 sets rowing movement(s)
- 3 sets pulling movement
- 3-4 sets of biceps
20-30 minutes of cardio
My pulling movement is normally lat pulldowns
Always to failure 
And now you back at the gym 🏋️♂️
Yeah
When I got back my bench was like 95lbs for reps
My squat is struggling tho so hopefully squatting 2x a week should help it
u must geared out ur teeth on caffeine if u bother to talk in discord during ur workout lmao
It'd be very nice to get back to 200lbs for reps
Nah I'm on the treadmill for cardio rn
ahh lol
I yap in-between sets normally too
i just look in the mirror and call myself a bitch
my brisket jalapeno mac and cheese going crazy rn
wait so u go to the gym twice a week and still get gains?
how long have u been lifting
no i go 4x
o
since i was 14 im abt to be 20 soon
I will never go back to the gym
unless it's my wife wanting to
and when i go i will just be there to annoy her
and be on my phone
meow
meow
hruuuu
gud what you up to?
just finished my mandatory 1 box, and waiting on tomorrow. unappologetically vibing to lofi
borat is on neyflix
Hello
what's on the menu?
what's up astro
I had an amazing vegi burrito for lunch
yeah that's the linux standard
@slender fern hi
its called lfs the linux file system tree right ?
veggie melt and broccoli cheddar ehhwhehehhehu
you vegitarian?
i had a terrible teriyaki tofu wrap for lunch it was awful
@frosty thistle I am on my way to your house for dinner lol
yes
that's too bad
But the gym is fun. Exercise is good for you…
my hotel room 🔥 🔥 🔥
dih
yeah. stuff in there isn't managed by the package manager.
Here is what it looks like on my system for example:
mauzy@ArxUmbra /opt: ls
brave-bin
containerd
cuda
discord
sqlmap
visual-studio-code
xrizer
mauzy@ArxUmbra /opt: ls visual-studio-code
bin
chrome-sandbox
chrome_100_percent.pak
chrome_200_percent.pak
chrome_crashpad_handler
code
icudtl.dat
libEGL.so
libffmpeg.so
libGLESv2.so
libvk_swiftshader.so
libvulkan.so.1
LICENSES.chromium.html
locales
resources
resources.pak
snapshot_blob.bin
v8_context_snapshot.bin
vk_swiftshader_icd.json
Oh yea lol
dont skull me
Wall of text /kick
@frosty thistle don't sob me, I have the best resturaunt in the city here.
double sob, feels bad
You own some meat restaurant???
no I'm just a really good cook
crazy aaaaaaaaaa work
is it dih
or actual meat
Im just okay at cooking
i am good at baking tho
i like baking
my dad was a professional chef and my mom a profesional baker, so I grew up in the kitchen.
thats true 👀
Ngl this guy is motivational and cringe at the same time
yes i am good at meowing
Lost some points when he "trained" some fighters and they all lost their fights
Then again theyre already mentally tough and physically fit so not sure if it is necessarily for them
the credit belongs to the men in the arena
i am not mentally tough 🥺
Yeah at the end of the day, Goggins won't magially transform a fighter over 1 or a few days, but just makes you wonder why some of them wanted to puke and potentially damage their bodies before a fight
why?
is zumiyumi a trap
toughen up
Noooooo
📝
he she they
fine
i dont know the lore, or who that person is. i just really like the quote
anybody willing to get in a ring and fight, you gotta give some sense of respect to
win or lose
I used to be tough 🦞
back in counter terrorism or i guess what they call Advanced CBRNE Enablers these days for the Army
you prior service?
i did 9 years

Cringe
Oh yeah I respect the fighter
ah i c
But I am making fun of Goggins
But if you don't know who he is or what I'm talking about then idk what we're discussing
Goggins aint got no Noggins
So its stores the data of the programs
🤍😍
ok
I love linux really
Hewwo
hi mullen
Hai zumi ^_^
i am waiting for FOOD
Fluoride response
and i want to SLEEP
I eating fish :3
No I dont like that sort of fish, women scare me, I am very gay >.<
@slender fern Sweatie I hope were still friends
Why are you gay?
Because I like men 

hewwo
📝
Training my AI on this chat
Yoo zummi I remember you ur the goat u helped me with something before
My is AI gonna be useful
You should train yourself with some social skills 😸
Thanks astatinev
I try to be the GOAT
I wanna be the best stupidest hacker ever
I already have max level charisma and social stats
Youre doing great bb :3
I wanna be the dumbest 
Too late v.v
Just like me fr
U are?
Indeed. Glorified help desk position for 2 years now. ^_^
CCNA study making me dumber >.>
Ohh good luck bro
i am a senior pentester 🖊️
You too ^_^
pen work good
Zumi makes sure the ball points work before leaving the factory, got lost and wound up here. Smh my head 😒
I want to get the cpts and start working but I need to finish the uni first 
Both will look good
You doing great 
you can too
That’s what I am working on but no money to buy certs and modules so I need to work to make some money
Damn that’s impressive
zumi what tools i say during interview to make them sound impressed for pentesting job
dont hold urself back
I am thinking of going for oscp but I need more experience
nmap
i did it with no pentesting exp
i knew how to use nmap
sort of
when i started
📝 i see
You motivated me to go for it
how did you complete the oscp with only knowing nmap, ls, and cd
Ligma search command
start the training for it
is all i knew when i started
No he start studying not complete it
i did it in 3 months
oh ok got it misread that part
is ok
haha sorry im just being silly
to answer your question annovative even if ur joking
just think about the tools you would bring if you could only choose three to assess a network
why my n'wah think im joking
nmap, sqlmap, ffuf
nmap metasploit and either impacket (if windows) or python if linux
is my pick
and sure its not the most logical but its just a thought experiment
i guess for some interviews they ask what tools you prefer. while it isnt a hard question, it is open-ended and i wouldn't want to say i use nano when, apparently, vim is the the actual real answer
can you defend the tools u picked
vim die hards are chuds
i use nano and vim both and its fine
there probably isn't an actual real answer as long as you can describe your own answer
@frosty thistle since you have the ocsp certification can you compare the machines in the oscp with hack the box difficulty levels ?
easy mediums
Damn
I don't have time to think about my IDE
or text editor
but if ya ain't using vim motions
get on that
i saw some guy making all his cybersec notes within vim. just too much man. not learning an entire software for my notes when i can just throw them in obsidian
maybe his system is great for him but idc
its hard for me to tell (tism)
you'll probably want to learn the basics anyway
I don't retain information that way
use whatever fucking works for you
optimization comes when you have a need for it
yeah i think so too
I suck at taking notes >.>
just like the gym. learn all the exercises, then just use what YOU like and what feels good FOR YOU
you can pretty much use them in anything
hand writing is the best way to memorize something ill say
it is also hack proof 🙂
Honestly? It still doesn't really help me retain anything
you need to hand write it a particular way
I just gotta do the thing like 5-12 times
and then boom
it doesn't leave
really I need to fail at it then get it and then it'll never leave my brain
like write out all the steps of a normal TLS handshake
it'll be useful when you're on a box with a low-priv shell, and only vi is available. there's obviously other ways to handle things, but knowing how to use it is pretty necessary if you want to edit files in a standard way quickly
it gets complex
someone needs to make that IQ bell curve chart with the leftmost guy said "i just put me password on a sticky note near my computer" then middle guy going "i have password managers for everything and pay monthl;y subscriptions to change my passwords automatically too" then rightmost is "i just write everything down"
Trvth Nvke
I just remember it :>
sometimes if i'm not careful my room will look like a investigation map
i dont use sticky notes but i do use echo >> dumbass.txt a lot
the funny thing you'll learn if you get into red-teaming is that second guy also puts nefarious bullshit on stickynotes next to his computer
im curious to hear some stories
but i believe it
when i worked in medicine, people left their CAC card in computers all the time
or just let people use their pin/password with card
cause 'convenient'
or 'i gotta go shit'
My first week at work someone bricked a 1tb ssd by downloading cursors online 😭
Like it was 2001
If I name my random .txt files with stuff like "rice-vinegar-recipe" I almost always look at it again later
I'm under NDA. but even the smartest people do the dumbest shit.
-> [Convince]
Cmon man u can trust me
DC fail
CAC YOU SAY
waddle dooooo
zumi about to go off
i developed some interesting malware that interfaces with smartcards ^^
You cannot stop me
I never freed myself of the chains
I was in the usmc ^_^
You truly are never free
Dap me uh
I wrote a fun waterfall generator for SIPRNet before alt-tokens were a thing, and it was devistatingly effective
Nice i like marines. i was an fmf corpsman
Hes tuff ngl
I didn't even reply to a message so I give up entirely out of shame
Waddle doorag
this one waits for alt tokens prompts the user to enter their pin and forwards the tgt
Sleepy.
Nini yall :3
...wait a second
niiiiii mullen
You go to sleep too zumi 😠
this is just kerberoasting with extra steps 
IM WAITING FOR MY DAMN MEAL
wait
its not kerberoasting its phishToTGT
dangerous
it's all just kerberoasting???
Damn Google has zero results for waddle durag