general

[lime trout]

idek how you'd make such a program

[slender fern]

you dont

that's why it's silly

[lime trout]

yeah i've read atleast WA's bill for it

its nonsense

its not even illegal in most states to actually make them

[slender fern]

that's a topic i don't even wanna touch. i was dumb to even start the convo

[lime trout]

so

cheese

y'all have any good cheeses lately

[slender fern]

people sleep on american cheese, but honestly, it's the only cheese that belongs on a burger or in an omelette

[lime trout]

is it even cheese

[slender fern]

it is

[lime trout]

ive always seen it branded as a 'cheese product'

[slender fern]

becuase it is. the same way deli meat is a meat product

[lime trout]

reminds me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aGNAxN5Z-o

[slender fern]

it's numerous types of cheeses, melted down, mixed with an emulsifier, and then re-hardened

it's still cheese

[lime trout]

but yeah i agree

on burger, american cheese the main cheese

although mixing it up sometimes is nice

[lime trout]

is deli meat not just sliced meat

[slender fern]

i love nilered

[lime trout]

he's local to me which is pog

[slender fern]

it's usually various parts of a meat, pulverized and molded, then cooked so the proteins combine into the shape

[lime trout]

and surprising, as his english has no accent

[lime trout]

oh interesting, i knew places like... mcdonalds did that for their meat but i didnt realize deli meat was also that

[slender fern]

if you watch it made, it's not as crazy as it sounds

but after you process it in that way, you're not allowed to market it as anything else

[lime trout]

im assuming its a cost thing / 'use the stuff we cant use elsewhere' / scraps

[slender fern]

even if it's 100% turkey, turned into 100% molded turkey, it's still a meat product

[slender fern]

yeah, generally

but even if you, at home, made a version using only pure chicken breasts, you could still only sell it as a "meat product" it's just regulatory things

[lime trout]

probably some reason for the labelling ig

[slender fern]

that's why if you melt 100% cheddar cheese, and then mix it with sodium citrate so it doesn't get all separated and greasy, and then put it in a mold and let it solidify again -- it's a cheese product now

[lime trout]

i wonder

does the cheese also have corn in it

[slender fern]

if you add frutuse corn syrup to it before you mold it then yeah 😛

[lime trout]

apprently some Cottage/dips do

and or boxed mac

[lime trout]

everything has corn 😭

[slender fern]

it was a nation that only survived because of the learned ability to cultivate corn

it's gonna be everywhere

i think the original automobile engines were also designed to work with ethanol derived from corn

gasoline came after

[frail turtle]

I do not drink grasswater

that is all

[lime trout]

couldnt they also work on alcohol?

[slender fern]

alcohol is ethanol (ethyl alcohol)

[lime trout]

Malort powered car

[slender fern]

at least in this context

[lime trout]

iirc isnt like

their still gas with corn

like bio stuff

e10/e15 etc

[slender fern]

yeah

it's a percentage of ethanol to gasolin ratio

but originally it was 100%

[lime trout]

leaded fuel my beloved

100ll ❤️

[manic anvil]

is there a module about phishing in the academy?

also you guys ever done a pentest where you needed physical devices beside your machines? like what among the tools we see have an actual use in pentest?

[lime trout]

dont think so

[slender fern]

what do you mean? what hypothetical are you imagining?

[lime trout]

physical access isnt in the scope most of the time

[warped plank]

But when it is I can imagine it can be damn fun being in a server room just chilling

[manic anvil]

something like the need of getting to the company network by literally being close to them and from there you can pivot more using something like the pineapple router i think it called?

[lime trout]

i'd argue it falls under red-teaming more so tbh

or specifically physical penetration testing

[slender fern]

that's going to be discussed as part of the scope of the test. what you're thinking of is more of a larger red-team engagement, where social-engineering, covert entry, pentesting, is all combined

[warped plank]

It can be either IMO

Red-teaming: Goal just to get to server room
Pentesting: checking all the damn locks and alerts

[lime trout]

yeah, but your average pentest aint gonna have it

it'll be a physical pentest or a red team op

[lime trout]

hijack a meeting room and plug into a ethernet port lol

[manic anvil]

yeah i meant red teaming lol just didnt get used to usse the term yet

[slender fern]

yeah, red teaming is going to be a much larger umbrella. there's an endless number of tools when you go there

[lime trout]

deviant ollam is someone who talks about the physical stuff alot

[manic anvil]

i mean if you can do it outside i guess there is no need like if you can literally do it by being in your car

[manic anvil]

thats seemss fun

[slender fern]

i'll just give you an example, for a company I talked to recently

[lime trout]

hi-vis + clipboard is all you need to get in most places anyway

just walk with confidence and look like you belong

[manic anvil]

will check it out Ryan i think have a poadcast about tools and such but its kinda long few hours each video

[lime trout]

mb even have a work order on an ipad

[manic anvil]

or a work interview i guess lol

[slender fern]

I can touch their website from home, and a lot can be learned from that. but then there's OSINT on the employees, while I visited the company I noticed all their doors were vulnerable to under-door tools, I can see where the cameras are, the types of locks they have on the cabinets and stuff, at that point there a tons of tools. but for "pentesting" it's usually laptops on services

[lime trout]

tbf, there is alot of other good techniques that feel morally wrong

#boxes

[manic anvil]

itss costy to get redteamer i guess

[manic anvil]

"i know your boss"

[slender fern]

the maglock i have for dealing with magnetic intrusion protection is like $300

[lime trout]

nah just exploiting human niceity

i.e. show up in a wheelchair

[slender fern]

---^ social engineering is cheap tho

[lime trout]

Elevator access attacks are interesting too

cause fire/indep service keys will bypass floor restrictions

[manic anvil]

make someone call the person blocking your way saying their mother is dying

[slender fern]

yeah I've got a deviant-inspired "you don't want me here" keychain in my truck

of all the uniformly keyed things

[lime trout]

attacks have no scope limits 🤷

[manic anvil]

call ssomeone from HTB say they got their CPTS certificate

[lime trout]

i hope to meet him someday

maybe this DC

[slender fern]

i love deviant ollam, he's taught me so much on physical entry

i own a lot of expensive tools i never get to use because of him

[lime trout]

heh

thats always how it goes

[slender fern]

duplicated my first key with hand files because of his talk

[lime trout]

noice

ive never done hand dupe, but ive done 3d-print from photo

[slender fern]

i'm new to 3d printing but that's an interesting vector. yeah mine was photo + photoshop + harbor freight tools

on my own lock of course

i wish locksmith stuff wasn't so expensive. i'd love to have a keycutter

[lime trout]

yeah its pretty easy to get the biting from a photo

then you just punch the biting / blank type into a tool and it gives you an STL

you could also just biting-cut a normal key

which is why i also hate when people post photos of keys "hey i found these keys whos are they", thanks we all have the keys now

"new house"

has photo of keys
our house now :3

[slender fern]

yeah this one is so common

[lime trout]

ppl just do not care

[slender fern]

they care, they just don't know. I didn't

[lime trout]

even when educated alot dont care

[slender fern]

if I showed someone how easy it was, they wouldn't do it anymore. but they always wouldn't talk to me anymore

because "that's weird"

[lime trout]

not everyone, but alot just dont care

same as 'i have nothing to hide why do i care about privacy' types

[slender fern]

this illicits rage in me

[lime trout]

same

[slender fern]

deep burning rage

[lime trout]

A) everyones got something to hide

B) it doesnt matter anyway

[slender fern]

C) i have the right to hide whatever i want about myself and my communications and its none of your business

https://klipy.com/gifs/hair-flip-starts-3--k01KS77DFJ17HWBQ3EN2JCGT89Q

it's a bummer though, I kind of need to kill a little part of my feelings on that to build an online presence to make myself hireable in the future

I'm gonna get auto-filtered without one

[lime trout]

sep accounts

split usernames/etc between dif stuff

[severe falcon]

Matt, you play battle bit?

There we go, ship sinking

[native yew]

thx bro

[terse dirge]

Is the game alive again?

[tough oyster]

@severe falcon honestly, you should get CJCA as ya first cert

[eternal mango]

https://x.com/i/status/2057637072589258995 🤣

Matt Zorich (@reprise_99)

If you want to age your sys admins 30 years overnight, remember that Active Directory is fully unicode compatible, so you can rename your laptop with emojis it its hostname, and it will reflect like that in AD

ping desktop-🤷‍♂️👍👌.mycompany.local

X · May 22, 2026, 1:38 AM

[slender fern]

return to monkie

the greatest redeeming feature of modern coding is that security-by-obscurity has been brought back into the forefront, by accident

[bleak palm]

yea, but too much into this mindset and you're posting AI generated motivational garbage on LinkedIn

just do the opposite of what everyone else does because everyone else is a dumb n'wah

[summer urchin]

are u on the academy team

[tough oyster]

nah. but once I get CJCA, I plan on it.

[summer urchin]

Ayyyyy

noice

[proper dragon]

You guys are ready to get your iris scanned for your digital IDs right? Surely you AREN'T going to protest such a sensical move, right?

[eternal mango]

No iris scans here, yet...

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-cat-walk-ai-midjourney-gif-8781473747037440383

[eternal mango]

What a distinguished gentlething

[terse dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588029217376043023/1503305476052619304/457f41e6-696d-402d-8d28-79fdfc97243d.gif

[dusky aspen]

100% so ready. I already had to verify my identity in order to continue using OpenAI's tech with my license and facial biometrics.

[proper dragon]

As if cats weren't crazy enough; now they have hydraulic stick-everywhere(tm) legs

[proper dragon]

the way of the future

the way of the future

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-5787694

[proper dragon]

the way of the future

[hollow depot]

we're taking meowver

[terse dirge]

this reminds me of the spider in Spaceman

https://tenor.com/view/we-must-persist-hanus-spaceman-we-must-go-on-netflix-gif-1325449535451356451

beautiful movie btw

[dusky aspen]

There was some mild sarcasm there. But I am honestly really not too worried about it. I can understand the concerns around it however.

[proper dragon]

I just wonder how the cybersecurity landscape will change. I'm too much of a noob to have a decent projection, but it would appear that if you want to access certain online services they would just check your biometric ID or swat you away otherwise

[graceful pendant]

El goblino @eternal mango

[dusky aspen]

Perhaps more precise accountability. I suppose if one isn't doing anything "wrong" to begin with, there would be nothing to worry about anyways. But that definition should be taken into careful consideration.

[stone marsh]

General isn't the place for advertising.

[light gull]

.

[supple plume]

That sounds like protecting the forests by pouring gasoline in random locations

[supple plume]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-work-hammer-nail-fight-gif-8910050220982565402

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/waaaaa-cat-kung-fu-xena-russian-gif-6836556205874805566

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hank-hill-king-of-the-hill-19

[jagged storm]

This is why I can't have RAM

[scenic maple]

its more important than ram

[terse dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387853155710140469/1470155725463355494/image0.gif

[fickle kernel]

Chat, HR is pinging me to book my hours

[jagged storm]

https://blog.flipper.net/flipper-one-we-need-your-help/

I think they went a bit overboard with the flipper one

[bronze lion]

[tame gust]

bro bout to get fired

[green kite]

no logs no pay

[fierce vale]

https://tenor.com/view/pesci-goodfellas-whacked-tommy-killed-gif-9347144807012696845

[fickle kernel]

I mean, I have to book less as a freelancer than an employee, something aint adding up with that tbh

[fickle kernel]

Sometimes, I wish, I’d be down for that severence package

[fierce vale]

freelancers get severence?

[fickle kernel]

No. But as an employee

I do both

[supple plume]

Idk what is severance we only get pain

[fierce vale]

for a different employer I guess

[fickle kernel]

And as an employee I need to book everything in SAP on jira tickets, projects, etc. As a freelancer I put an “X” that I worked on that day on a google sheet

🤷‍♂️

[fierce vale]

yes because you're supposed to be your own boss as a freelancer

can't be told how to do your job

[fickle kernel]

But it’s up to the other party on how they want a timesheet, some projects want detailed timesheets to make sure they get their money’s worth, or whatever the fuck

[stone marsh]

Oh they can definitely tell you how to do it

[fierce vale]

yeah but in principle

[fickle kernel]

In principle I think the freelance booking is perfect. But this detailed booking on tickets on SAP is a waste of time. The only question the employer should know is whether the job got done or not

But the diff between how different companies approach it is wild, paying fuck ton of money to SAP so people can waste their time on booking their time instead of working

And well, my employer also mandates this for externals too, not just employees

[stone marsh]

Companies just like to waste money, dont want to spend it where it actually matters though

[fresh goblet]

I want to work together cyber partners for ECORP.

[pseudo swift]

Is docker safe for use my computer.I am use VM but never use docker.so is that safe for me.If i run exploit is that harmful my computer.

[supple plume]

It can be safe if you sandbox it properly

[wooden thunder]

Spain without the s

Alao hello

[pseudo swift]

Thank you ❤️

[worthy cargo]

Added Edge abuse info panel when you select GENERIC_WRITE or another capability

[zealous charm]

It’s Friday my dudes

[fickle kernel]

[south cloud]

Hi

Hello

Hello any one have

[eternal mango]

https://tenor.com/tb01lQUTS0x.gif

[proper dragon]

[eternal mango]

🤷‍♂️

[south cloud]

Hi

[meager kernel]

hi

[runic cliff]

[eternal mango]

What's up @random geode - you can chat with me here, I don't accept random friend requests.

[turbid goblet]

inb4 help with my instagram account

[eternal mango]

Hmmm I think something else based upon those emojis

[turbid goblet]

ah true

lmao

[eternal mango]

Only noticed after I posted 🤣

[vocal fog]

[turbid goblet]

goku

[jagged storm]

Same as it ever was

[turbid goblet]

when are they releasing the new dragon ball anime chapter

[rotund breach]

hi

[meager kernel]

WAIT

oh

hey

youre here too

[bronze lion]

u know him?

[rotund breach]

obviously T-T

[meager kernel]

yes

[bronze lion]

i see

[meager kernel]

unlucky

[rotund breach]

oh you guys know each other?

[meager kernel]

no hes just someone i met here

[turbid goblet]

we all know eachother here

[rotund breach]

[bronze lion]

not really

[rotund breach]

crazyy

[turbid goblet]

everyone runs osint on each other

[meager kernel]

true

[bronze lion]

😶

[rotund breach]

;-;

[zealous charm]

infosec discord experience is just chatting with the same 25 people in 4 different servers

[turbid goblet]

zumi is one of them

[meager kernel]

pretty much

i meet the same people everywhere

understandable

[summer urchin]

very accurate

[rotund breach]

i see

[fickle kernel]

U may be colleagues with all of them, u just dont know

[meager kernel]

say something other than "i see" too yk

[zealous charm]

We have a work discord so it is funny to look at the mutual servers

[rotund breach]

bruh im new here what do you expect me to sayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[summer urchin]

hi

[meager kernel]

😭 atleast start

[summer urchin]

wait

[rotund breach]

give ideas

[rotund breach]

hi

[summer urchin]

cube talks today?

[meager kernel]

oh its friday

yea would happen then

[summer urchin]

cool

[proper dragon]

[mystic harbor]

How forza horizan 6 available before the release 💀

[bronze lion]

i already know ur cats name

[jagged storm]

You mean the cracked version?

[proper dragon]

which one

[meager kernel]

got leaked IIRC

[mystic harbor]

people are getting too good

[summer urchin]

urs

[mystic harbor]

yes

[bronze lion]

10 bucks and i will tell u

[jagged storm]

I think they accidentally didn't encrypt with the preload

[proper dragon]

ill keep this in mind if I forget

[bronze lion]

ok

[proper dragon]

thanks

[summer urchin]

you accept paypal? jk

[proper dragon]

[mystic harbor]

good for me

[bronze lion]

yes 😃

[summer urchin]

mmmm

no

[mystic harbor]

time for forza

[bronze lion]

[meager kernel]

if im able to find free time, i wanna try the free prolabs

silver and mythic

[jagged storm]

Are they still at least locked behind vip, or are they fully free?

[turbid goblet]

they are adding data centers in west ardougne

[rotund breach]

i see

[meager kernel]

..

mat bol kuch bhi

[rotund breach]

lmao

i see

[eternal mango]

Mythical and Puppet are the free mini pro labs currently

[meager kernel]

oh my bad

puppet

[eternal mango]

All good!

[toxic rock]

[meager kernel]

silver is a C2 framework

i think

[turbid goblet]

sliver i thought

[sick gate]

sliver is used in puppet

[jagged storm]

No, that's sliver

[sick gate]

hence the confusion

[rotund breach]

i see

[meager kernel]

bruh

fuck these names

silver sliver

[sick gate]

and mythic in mythical

[jagged storm]

ok kartos

[severe falcon]

It kind is.

[meager kernel]

https://tenor.com/mo3ArozOwVx.gif

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/sonbrero-blasterdoll-gif-4898646737958155289

[rotund breach]

???

[sick gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908863597214572558/1504986703713144914/3375_1778213075766.gif

[meager kernel]

its a meme

dw you wont get it

not chronically online enough

[rotund breach]

bruh im more chronically online than you...

[meager kernel]

not a thing to flex

😔

[rotund breach]

😭 +1

[severe falcon]

Yeah I think that too, heard the exam is quite hard on it's blue side. Many talented multi certified people failed it on first try due to quite less knowledge of blue side. But tbh, I wanna know what made you suggest me do that cert?

[severe falcon]

That's monster, I'll get exhausted in 5 mins.

[severe falcon]

I smell a Kenny when I see one.

[tough oyster]

blue side right now is rather easy

just know how to use the SIEM

[eternal mango]

wut

[severe falcon]

Wait, I made a mistake on writing that.

Dyslexic I am.

[severe falcon]

That's kind of everyday thing I did. But yeah, they are quite annoying to me. I like the content and cert is affordable for me.

[eternal mango]

This little pocket companion thing is actually pretty awesome 😄 Enabled it to use a number of tools provided by the open router API so that it can pull live data from the web for responses now. It holds the context of the messages I tell it, supports ble WiFi provisioning and the speaker module is arriving today.. wonder if I can actually get it to talk instead of bleeping lol

Battery life is only a couple of hours, but it's a fun little gadget

Kinda got it to output "speech" on the buzzer speaker earlier, but it was so bad that any console game from the 90s would put it to shame

[wooden thunder]

Implement a personality that doesn't tax you for the high processing time

[eternal mango]

The default personality is derp

It doesn't tax me at all

[wooden thunder]

Ye ye I get that, but there is a trick

where you play some output before the token is processed

to make the interaction more human like

lemme pull up a vid

[eternal mango]

I send an initial system prompt that defines how it should react to input already

That's then retained through the stored context during the session, along with linking to the prior responses to keep the conversation flowing and relevant

..or maybe I misunderstand what you are saying, always up for learning 🙂

[wooden thunder]

Here is a vid where somone did that technique for BMO

https://youtu.be/W5bdM9yIEiY?t=369

[molten bobcat]

Good morning

I was shaken directly out of a dream to find out I overslept

[wooden thunder]

Hybrid where stored responses are played until the token generation is done

[molten bobcat]

Reality has yet to.. coalesce

[wooden thunder]

I know derb doesn't do sound yet so it's even easier now for you as you don't have to wait for the controller/pi to load the voice file

so it's even more instant

[eternal mango]

Aha ok, thanks, I already have a good workflow for the voice generation and in addition workflows for training those voice models to sound the way I want. The device itself does not have anywhere near to the resources to operate a local tts model, or even a basic program

[zealous charm]

was it a good dream?

[eternal mango]

So currently it's pushing that lifting off to openrouter and my local model router

[molten bobcat]

I don't remember now lol

[eternal mango]

Interesting video though, cheers

[bronze lion]

most ppl dont remember it either

[turbid goblet]

Yeah i cant remember clouds dream tbh

[molten bobcat]

I can't wait to veg out on the couch

[bronze lion]

[wooden thunder]

What I meant is

current :
Loop:
input sound
send to OR
Get response from OR
display text

new:
Loop:
Input sound
display static text
Get response from OR
Display more text

[marsh urchin]

Can any of you guide me on what else I should learn in Python for red teaming, apart from sockets and requests?

[molten bobcat]

Are you able to understand how that question might be vague?

[lavish sage]

just learn everything simple as

[chrome tree]

Got a couple of edibles picked out for the long weekend. The couch lock wil be strong

[molten bobcat]

I might not even need anything I'm sore from working out

I just don't wanna move and wanna sleep like a big hibernating bear lol

[wooden thunder]

A step further would be

Loop:
Input sound
send to OR
get agentic cmd ->
agentic mode(display x static file)
get OR response
Display text

[bronze lion]

u have learnt the basics first right?

[chrome tree]

The endorphins from workouts are always better. I need to get back into the gym. All the gyms are pretty small around me though which makes me hesitant. I could also just be making excuses cause lazy.

[molten bobcat]

Ah dude wanna know what's brutal

My gym drive is a straight road followed by 1 turn

[sick gate]

you should check out the books black hat python or violent python

[molten bobcat]

That straight road is CLOSED

[chrome tree]

Noooo! Now you have to get redirected with everyone else?

[bronze lion]

how are u gonna get to the gym then

[chrome tree]

Mine are all back roads

[molten bobcat]

Back roads

[chrome tree]

Not bad just like 15 minutes. Plus I'm out in the styx so it's a relaxing drive for the most part

[chrome tree]

Not horrible though, which is good. Just takes up more time to get there I'm guessing.

[molten bobcat]

Yehh

[eternal mango]

I don't honestly understand what benefit you are trying to describe here, sorry. The current flow captures the sound, it's then sent to OR to transcribe and subsequently passed over to the text inference to continue the conversation, and then subsequently rendered and "spoken" on the device as the response

What is this "display static text" - what text is this? I currently have a status line showing what it is doing

e.g. transcribing, thinking.. then renders the response

[willow storm]

Hello @lime trout can i dm

[wooden thunder]

The main benefit is decreasing the waiting between voice input and text dsplay , the static text could be anything like

Hello I am derb, how are u today
And varying the static text based on how deep in the convo we are

[eternal mango]

That would just be confusing tbh

It only takes a second or two to transcribe and then respond with the text inference

It streams up to the transcription model while it is recording, so the delay of having to stream it after the fact is already removed

[vestal tinsel]

Good meowning everynyan, we are gwonna have a gweat day!

[wooden thunder]

If you design the static text in a clever way it won't be as confusing, also it depend on how good you can capture the genric concept then set flags inside the code for the pool of random static text to pull from

That's basically what the above vid describes

Another more basic example is this one

[eternal mango]

I realise that, but they are using a Raspberry Pi with thousands of times more available resources than what I'm working with.

If I wanted to be clever in deciding which static text to choose then I'd very likely either need to do some very basic valence analysis, or pass off this task to the model resulting in another round trip

[wooden thunder]

No need

here is an example

the "yes" and "ughhh" are static

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vJadseagIUQ?feature=share

[eternal mango]

I think it's fine as it is, but thank you.

[wooden thunder]

It's already fine lol, I realise it's a nice hoppy project

[eternal mango]

I'm already pushing the resources available on the device already with what I have

[wooden thunder]

Just wanted to give my input lol

[eternal mango]

And even how simple you say it is, it will take up substantial resources to achieve what you are describing with the devices available resources.

[snow wraith]

[proper dragon]

[eternal mango]

For clarity, this is what I'm working with 😅

RAM:   [==        ]  19.9% (used 65124 bytes from 327680 bytes)
Flash: [======    ]  62.0% (used 1948865 bytes from 3145728 bytes)

[wooden thunder]

The m5 stick is an esp32 rigth ?
lemme see if I can validate on my end

[eternal mango]

No no don't waste your time

[molten bobcat]

I love ascii art progress bars ahhh!!

[eternal mango]

I don't want to have it inserting random sentences or placeholders

[wooden thunder]

it's fine I have everyhing soldiered (previous project) and just need to add a mic

plus it's fun

[eternal mango]

🤷‍♂️ your time

I've not even got the speaker yet anyway 🤣

[eternal mango]

I kinda like the beeping tbh.. but the display is tiny, and the text is hard on the eyes as it is

[wooden thunder]

I just realised that I even have an old mifi case laying around

It would be an excellent house for the esp

Time to destroy some vapes for the battery inside

[eternal mango]

Haha

That battery will be larger than this device alone

But hack away

[wooden thunder]

🪓

[proper dragon]

just use the nicotine fluid as eyedrops

saves time

[wooden thunder]

Didn't work for this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wln5dlYKA1k

[proper dragon]

DUST is so good

[bronze lion]

Cute af

[wooden thunder]

I hope you mean the DUST channel

[proper dragon]

yes

[bronze lion]

Haha same with this one too
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=dEVl9WjehZnS2DXy

[wooden thunder]

I know the link by heart

[bronze lion]

Sure

[frigid mountain]

hm htb

gm*

[devout wasp]

its currently evening in my country but good morning

[proper dragon]

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/semiconductors/intel-details-18a-p-process-node-touts-higher-performance-lower-power-and-better-thermals-9-percent-more-performance-thermal-conductivity-improved-by-50-percent
strap in hardware nerds, it's about to get spicy

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hug-cute-kitty-cuddle-gif-25100986

[zealous charm]

any hacking on this fine Friday?

[scenic maple]

hacking bash

[upbeat tangle]

i was thinking about it

[scenic maple]

u?

[zealous charm]

bash-fu?

[scenic maple]

yeah

[zealous charm]

learning any cool tricks?

[scenic maple]

learning overall like the features i was not using

not on oneliners yet

but after this i should be able to write stuff like alive.sh or subdomains,sh which i used to do in py before

but gotta figure out multi threading part

[zealous charm]

#bugbountytips

[molten bobcat]

The training I'm going through assumes I would be punked by folders hiding inside one another lmfao

[upbeat tangle]

im so happy that tomorrow im home in the evening to enjoy the new machine release

[molten bobcat]

THOSE GOD DAMN FOOLS

[upbeat tangle]

Hackthebox cured my WoW addiction

or.. replaced it with another one

[vestal tinsel]

CCNA study can be BOOOOORING

I need subway surfers on in the bottom left corner of my screen or some shi >.>

[upbeat tangle]

The good old "AI" agents of the past

[vestal tinsel]

Trvth Nvke

[mystic harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/job-application-me-vs-100-job-unemployed-meme-gif-5848387990094482857

[eternal mango]

Oh man I need to add a Clippy face for this "companion" thing haha

..and have it act like Ballmer

[upbeat tangle]

Your back!

[stone marsh]

Clippy lives on as stickers on teams

[molten bobcat]

Me sending the looks great paperclip and collecting my paycheck

[stone marsh]

I am going to send the Hello there to my manager the next time I need something from him. That way when I am dissapointed I can at least smile at clippy

[chrome tree]

Dry fkn material. I tried to make it better by watching the Neil Anderson course from udemy. I fell asleep in my chair often studying late into the night. Learned a good amount, but my eyes would get heavy quick lol

[vestal tinsel]

I enjoyed the "we got sued" shark a lot :]

[vestal tinsel]

Whats with the bottom right clippy....? if a man sent me the thirst clippy emote I would file a restraining order 🥺

[scenic maple]

learning networking in 2026

[stone marsh]

I would definitely not recommend sending that one to someone at work

[vestal tinsel]

Flirting with a man via teams, he sends me the h*rny clippy.

I leave the country....

[stone marsh]

Actually may be worth it, I don't see AI physically manning data centres, running cables or plugging in switches

[vestal tinsel]

Is fun to actually do the work!

[scenic maple]

truth is learning anything in 2026 is good but no ones learning

[scenic maple]

most people who learn networking never actually get to touch any physical hardware

its pretty sad

[vestal tinsel]

I get to in my current gig, thankfully:3

[ocean cloud]

am new in debugging and rev ..so still beginner and want know if am right
i set break point in call qword ptr ds:[<&VirtualAlloc> then i double click on it (step into ) then i find jumping again jmp qword ptr ds:[<&VirtualAlloc>] i double click on it , and i find calling call qword ptr ds:[<&ZwAllocateVirtualMemory>] .. so i think this is the NTAPI called by the VirtualAlloc WinAPI , am correct ??

i ask cloud ai and he say

When you call VirtualAlloc, it packages up the appropriate arguments and then calls ZwAllocateVirtualMemory from ntdll. Both NtAllocateVirtualMemory and ZwAllocateVirtualMemory point to the same location in ntdll.

VirtualAlloc (kernel32.dll)
↓
VirtualAlloc (kernelbase.dll)
↓
ZwAllocateVirtualMemory (ntdll.dll) ← what x64dbg showed ✅
║
║ same address in memory
║
NtAllocateVirtualMemory (ntdll.dll) ← what docs call it ✅
↓
syscall → kernel

[scenic maple]

#binex-rev

[stone marsh]

I was wondering if there was a channel for that

[high cobalt]

Sus they included it into the sticker collection 🤨

[stone marsh]

I won't ever use it but uh, good to know

[stone marsh]

What is sus is that they included this clippy as well:

[high cobalt]

Literally sus

[stone marsh]

Also this one, which I assume is meant to be sick?

[high cobalt]

Where Amogus Clippy?

[scenic maple]

this is what u send when deployment is taking too long

[vestal tinsel]

Im using that same Neil Anderson course

[high cobalt]

Funnily the Coffee Clippy looks drunk lmao

[stone marsh]

And the "soda" clippy looks sober. Something tells me the drinks were flipped at one point

[vestal tinsel]

Top left bottom emoji clippy ^_^

[high cobalt]

Nah, the coffe is just an irish coffee

[south cloud]

[high cobalt]

Pretty normal for Clippy Greg

[vestal tinsel]

I dont drink but Irish coffee smells tasty :3

[thick forge]

gentlegirls

today is de dai

[high cobalt]

Which dai?

[thick forge]

jacking

[south cloud]

What you guys think about AI red teameing

[high cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/blinking-eyes-white-guy-blinking-meme-what-huh-gif-26334323

[stone marsh]

Silly name, but testing LLMs is fun

[thick forge]

hecker things

yoo i translated jacking and is rob things wtf XD

i mean hacking

wrong english

[high cobalt]

Bruh ...

[scenic maple]

british people take away his english

[thick forge]

chaynaa

when

[scenic maple]

when millions of dolla

[high cobalt]

And I thought you wanted to try a getting banned speedrun 💀 😭

[thick forge]

[frigid mountain]

[upbeat tangle]

whaddap danny, you making your comeback tomorrow?

[zealous charm]

golam BB millionaire?

[wintry flume]

when...

[scenic maple]

web dev business seems more likely

[wintry flume]

stfu

[scenic maple]

i have a thing for making 3d websites

they will boom in the future

hacking is just for fun

[scenic maple]

when you?

[zealous charm]

💯 hacking should always be for fun, any monies are just a bonus

[worthy cargo]

Updated the explore tab to be cleaner. When you select a node (computer, ou, user, cert, etc, etc.) It will give tool command suggestions. If you select GENERIC_WRITE or any other parent node in the tree, it gives info on how to exploit it and possible commands.

[eternal mango]

Noice

[frigid mountain]

comeback?

[upbeat tangle]

to hecking

[frigid mountain]

no, I don't heck anymore. I'm retired.

just fledgling blue teaming for me and genearal IT industry.

[scenic maple]

retired at such a ypung age?

[frigid mountain]

Not super into pentesting tbh.

that could change as I progress in my career but I'm in defensive cyber, policy and IT for now.

[worthy cargo]

I wanna get cane's today. They don't open for another 20 minutes

Hey Danny

How's it going?

[scenic maple]

what would you like to work as then?

[frigid mountain]

good man, half day friday and a world class bluegrass performance tonight

[worthy cargo]

Sounds good

[chrome tree]

It's a great course, and if you haven't already I would recommend downloading and setting up packet tracer. If you want to take it a step further you can do GNS3

I comboed that with the david bombal GNS3 labs

It's pretty cool getting to tinker in the command line.

From setting up the RoaS, RSTP, the vlan version of RSTP, etc.

I completed the course and labs. I just never took the time to take the exam.

Just started applying it to my helpdesk gig

[vestal tinsel]

I already got packet tracer >:3

[chrome tree]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hulk-hogan-hell-yeah-brother-oh-AQbqF8cms75oBUF1Z3

[mystic harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-gif-22057358

[proper dragon]

what breed of dog is that

[zealous charm]

hey these are the lyrics to that one taylor swift song

[mystic harbor]

Those are lyrics of my Day

[heady sage]

My mom is going to college :)

[eternal mango]

Nice, what is she going to study?

[iron galleon]

wanna pay for my eye contacts

[heady sage]

Criminal Justice

[lavish sage]

how old is this lady

[iron galleon]

i know you wanna pay for my eye contacts

i can tell

just let me know when ur ready

[limber arch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-5974638559509876989

[heady sage]

Pay for them yourself you smelly smelly man

[heady sage]

54

[iron galleon]

i cant wait for the zombie apocalypse so i can play DayZ in real life

[lavish sage]

interesting

[heady sage]

Can’t wait to be rdmed in real life

[limber arch]

https://tenor.com/view/freakybob-gif-1416727068527031607

[eternal mango]

Darn, no handcuff emoji. Not played DayZ in sooo long

[iron galleon]

LMAO

the handcuffs

[heady sage]

Pick up the phone baby 😫

[iron galleon]

can you legally mail people brown recluse spiders

[eternal mango]

Doubt it.. but you can try

It's your life

😄

(..or is it theirs)

[iron galleon]

filling the box to the brim

[stone marsh]

@eternal mango did you update your ownership calculator to allow people to choose the specific rank they want, or have I just been auto clicking things before? lol

[eternal mango]

Yeah I did, Nuun asked for it

[stone marsh]

That is awesome, was just asking claude to help me work out best way to rank up and saw the change

[eternal mango]

Awhhhh helllll yeah! Just got an email confirming reservation of one of the 12 Norton Manx First Edition bikes that are coming to the UK

[proper dragon]

if youre going to mail venomous spiders at least send them aggressive ones like the trapdoor spider or brazilian wandering spider

[eternal mango]

Only 150 in the world, and it's gonna be a fucking BEAST!

[proper dragon]

206 HP

[eternal mango]

Full carbon bodywork, titanium fittings, gawd damn

[eternal mango]

Right!!! 😮 it's gonna blow my socks off

[elder inlet]

Hate that game lol

[undone fossil]

Ballller

[eternal mango]

Means I gotta sell the triumph though 🙁

[undone fossil]

stay safe on that thing

[elder inlet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/37iLcUs4wCeLlcqwthXtxH

[ionic stump]

built a second brain and loearning quantum while vibecoding

life could be dream

[high cobalt]

Eh, what?

[limber arch]

https://tenor.com/view/blah-blah-cute-minions-despicable-me-whatever-gif-17730642

[high cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-god-its-friday-thank-god-it's-friday-gif-11599950115900811448

[bronze lion]

Luckyy

[sturdy thistle]

Advice: start the CJCA report as soon as you do stuff and find stuff

[bronze lion]

But how tho

[sturdy thistle]

so you wanna/will buy it

[eternal mango]

Because I asked, knew the press embargo was ending the next day, so put a request in the day before and apparently got lucky

[bronze lion]

Isn't it obvious?

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[eternal mango]

Hell yeah

[sturdy thistle]

not if you are me

[bronze lion]

He should be dumb yo not

[sturdy thistle]

i need to take a second attempt cause of report lol

[eternal mango]

Whoopsies

You'll get it 🙂

[sturdy thistle]

wrong time management

[bronze lion]

No way u are telling me that u are gonna put in a reservation for a bike u aren't gonna buy dude

[eternal mango]

Well that's the thing

[sturdy thistle]

actually, i do have 100 points - just report (needs a polish and some extras) and the blue team part

[eternal mango]

They didn't ask for any money for the reservation

I just sent in an order request

[sturdy thistle]

noice

[eternal mango]

That was weird

[sturdy thistle]

free bike 😛

(reservation)

[bronze lion]

Do others usually?

[eternal mango]

Haha no

I wish

[eternal mango]

Usually yes

[bronze lion]

I see

[sturdy thistle]

time for end my day

[eternal mango]

But this was on limited order, so they couldn't really take reservation money from everyone

[sturdy thistle]

freetime it is

[bronze lion]

Gn

[eternal mango]

so it had to go through procurement with the dealership

[sturdy thistle]

and half weekend

[bronze lion]

Oh

[sturdy thistle]

it's 5:43 pm

i ain't sleeping

[bronze lion]

1 out of 150 🔥

[summer urchin]

join cube talks

[sturdy thistle]

groceries

[bronze lion]

I will go for u

[summer urchin]

sadge

[sturdy thistle]

It will be good to walk outside

[proper dragon]

outside? heh

[eternal mango]

Threat hunters find Google API keys still usable 23 minutes after deletion

It's always cache..

https://www.theregister.com/devops/2026/05/21/threat-hunters-find-google-api-keys-still-usable-23-minutes-after-deletion/5244504

[proper dragon]

anybody here own a tenstorrent card?

[limber arch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-no-nonono-noooo-cat-no-gif-13597132752790194338

[rough mirage]

bro WHY is it so hot today

it was freezing yesterday

uk weather 😭

[languid helm]

falcon no ping

[unreal hornet]

Hi

[silver forge]

ooh a thunderstorm very very frightning

[languid helm]

falcon no ping

i wonder why i saw a notification again

if there was no ping

[rough mirage]

gallelio

[mystic harbor]

I must have left the microvave button on, sorry my bad 🥀

[rough mirage]

its ok man I forgive you

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/scaramouche-queen-fandango-bohemian-rhapsody-gif-14718245

[bronze lion]

I can't express the weird feeling I got when seeing this shit

[zealous charm]

y'all arent hacking like that?

[bronze lion]

They are a bit better than me honestly

[proper dragon]

"they havent found us yet just cracked the outer layer of our system..."

[zealous charm]

Just use this for all your future XSS payloads and you can be like the cat hacks in that video:

<script src="//meowww.lol/cat.js"></script>

[bronze lion]

use inspect guys

way easier

😃

[tame gust]

@green kite what do you call the sport where people pretend to ride horses

[bronze lion]

i think im better than them

[tame gust]

vegan riding @green kite

[bronze lion]

hobby riding

[tame gust]

shutup

[mild slate]

Hey yo

[bronze lion]

HOBBY RIDING @tame gust

[bronze lion]

sup

[rough mirage]

why do they all have the same hollow cheeks? 😭

[tame gust]

me and @fickle kernel bout to do some hobby riding

[bronze lion]

[mystic harbor]

[REACTED]

[tame gust]

there's 8b people but only 356days in a year how everyone got a b-day ?

[rough mirage]

what's with hackers and cats in movies?

[bronze lion]

[REDACTED]

[proper dragon]

statisticians BTFO

[west venture]

Guys this is how it's actually done. I always start counterstrike when hacking

[frigid mountain]

We have achieved initial good flow in the new office lava lamp

[mystic harbor]

22 million people share same b-day

[rough mirage]

yo that looks sick

you can stare at that for hours when you're on a trip

[undone fossil]

some of them have a-days, and some have c-days

we use the whole alphabet to increase the possible number of special days

[bronze lion]

looks so cool

[undone fossil]

i will eat the forbidden blobs

[mystic harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-venom-extra-terrestrial-creature-symbiote-alter-ego-venom-gif-12368821

[frigid mountain]

literally was about to post this

I have a living sample of the venom symbiote contained in a lava lamp

[silver forge]

I hope it sounds as schmexy

[devout sail]

I'll too

Replacing l with o

[undone fossil]

[thick forge]

@lime bone best hacker pfp

[frail turtle]

KDE Plasma is amazing

but Im pretty sure it's owned and maintained by people who smoke crack

I want to write amazing software 😭

[proper dragon]

then write a shit ton of software and never stop asking how to get gudder

[silver forge]

amazing doesn't come from the writing part, it comes from figuring out what software is needed

[frail turtle]

I would if I didn't have to understand what a translation lookaside buffer, northbride and southbridge architecture, and other seemingly misunderstandable parts of computers are

I'm out here Forking PROCESSES MAN

https://tenor.com/view/pleurer-pleure-pleuré-cry-crying-gif-16517848599574994016

[proper dragon]

why are these architectures important to what you want to build

[frail turtle]

Because in 2026 it's not enough to just write workable...functional code...these days operations need optimization...otherwise people will call things you make shit.

You should see the story of FFMPEG in 2025 it was a complete calleidoscope of angry people

[proper dragon]

Optimizing means nothing if the the thing youre optimizing is useless, like impetor said

[frail turtle]

[proper dragon]

The people were angry in that case because FFMPEG was a genuinely good piece of software that people wanted

If they hated it they wouldnt have been so mad, they would have just not used it

[frail turtle]

no people were angry because a bunch of lunatics in charge of the repo decided to rewrite it in rust.

and it was a lot slower than the original

[proper dragon]

me

you even said 2025 lol

[frail turtle]

you had fortune 500 companies like Disney and ESPN yelling at people

[proper dragon]

In any case, I dont see how this example applies
Clearly the rust rewrite was a dumb decision

impetor's logic is undefeated

[stone marsh]

Anyone know how long till the old ranks are phased out?

[frail turtle]

What I'm saying is it takes a deep knowledge of computers to write good software. Not just things that work.

that's all :>

for the thing I'm making I even need to read the whole volume of TCP/IP

and complex mathematics

[frail turtle]

I have a friend that doesnt understand this, he absolutely does not read anything.

[summer urchin]

I agree

[lime bone]

thank you 😄

[summer urchin]

I agree because I don't understand computers that well (which I want to improve on)
but like, in any field, without understanding the base, you can't create good stuff

[silver forge]

that's also the key to AI based software development. if you give more orders to develop than discuss the software, you are doing something incorrectly. it should be roughly 50-50. and that separates vibe coding from professional software development, because that's what software development teams do, too.

reading, discussing, debating, making sound decisions

[frail turtle]

:>

[undone fossil]

top tier

[severe falcon]

It got bad, yeah

[severe falcon]

that's some S tier content.

[hardy frigate]

Question, I make a shortcut with a malicious image link, how to mass-send it to all available shares

[silver bronze]

just send it here, we'll figure it out

[silver forge]

first you ask Shodan for all the open shares on this planet

[severe falcon]

you have write access to the shares?

[undone fossil]

inb4 you hit my honeypots

imma steal ur payload

[hardy frigate]

Yes

[hardy frigate]

I know there is some kind of slinky module or something in NetExec, maybe thats my only option

[severe falcon]

Just hit froj's share

[severe falcon]

Oh yeah, maybe just write some powershell script or just do some python hacking to get OOB write on the microslop AI chatgpt copilot pro+'s kernel module from ring-0.

that would do it.

[silver bronze]

put it in a VS code addon

[hardy frigate]

Nice one jokers. I'm not gonna give up until I learn how to exploit shares with links and NTLM Relay

Cause I see writable shares all the time in environments, this will be a huge added value to audits and pentests

[silver bronze]

have you tried reading the microsoft docs?

[sinful mesa]

CVE-2025–24071

[fickle kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/russel-westbrook-what-are-you-talking-about-bro-huh-what-gif-1530912101496826296

[rancid totem]

claude

[frail turtle]

Linux VERSION 7.0.8 minty fresh

[eternal mango]

7 8..

@wooden thunder the companion is speaking now 😃

[latent oak]

sup homies

[bronze lion]

Sup special character

[eternal mango]

sup bruh

[latent oak]

lol

working away... building stuff

[eternal mango]

Bruh, my daughter's answer to anything she doesn't want to answer..

[latent oak]

learning openshift

just set up a health check cron with a slack webhook... so that's neat-o

[bronze lion]

Nice

[latent oak]

never really did any GitOps either... I stopped programming for a living ages ago

the world has changed

[eternal mango]

Yet mercurial still lives

Cold world

[bronze lion]

Stop acting like u are in ur 50s dude

[latent oak]

true... I'm only 49

[bronze lion]

I will take a wild guess as say that u are abt 34-36

[latent oak]

nope

I'll be 50 in December

[bronze lion]

Oh

[latent oak]

hahahaha

[bronze lion]

I pray that all ur knee pain and back problems go away mate

[stone marsh]

"stop acting like you are 70" then

[latent oak]

I'm one of the oldest people on this discord

[bronze lion]

I will pray to goblin for u

[latent oak]

how does he know about my knees

[bronze lion]

I know everything, my son!

[latent oak]

my wife says I act like I'm 90

[latent oak]

I like to pull out old sayings and vocabulary from 100 years ago... she's like "wtf are you saying"

[eternal mango]

@austere sinew 👆

It speaks, and Gerbert is a she

..apparently.. eventually..

[latent oak]

the other day I said "I tried it but I didn't cotton to it"

[bronze lion]

Any dane person living in this gen would say the same thing bruh

[scenic maple]

wait till you are 94

[latent oak]

well danes are not my concern

[bronze lion]

Cotton?

[stone marsh]

"Cotton to it" oof

[bronze lion]

Like expectancy isn't that long for humans btw

[latent oak]

haha... it's very old... it's southern US... it means I didn't do it very well or like it.

[eager gust]

hmm

[stone marsh]

By the time we die life expectancy of people will be 100+

[bronze lion]

It will only decrease imo

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/animated-trippy-computers-10hzAv962PpuP6

[latent oak]

I'm just hanging on, hoping to live long enough that I can take pills to correct all of my bad life choices

[eternal mango]

Just go full Lawnmower Man, upload to the net

[bronze lion]

There won't be any point in taking pills then

[latent oak]

I'm going to be like the character in Dr. Who that was just a piece of skin stretched over a frame

[stone marsh]

Because the life saving drugs will be delivered via chemtrails?

[latent oak]

delivered via 5G

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-10803707173623996772

[stone marsh]

Surely 10G by then

[latent oak]

for sure

[eternal mango]

An ape like me can learn to be human toooo

[latent oak]

we'll be on Fast and Furious 150

Vin Diesel will still show up somehow

[bronze lion]

Btw my dad is 54, ur children would be similar age as me most probably

[stone marsh]

Just be a random dude in a vin diesel skin suit

[latent oak]

I have one that's is 25 and another that is 23

[bronze lion]

Shit im still younger

[stone marsh]

Do they hack the sphere?

[latent oak]

yeah... I had my first when I was 23... was always one of the youngest parents at school events

[bronze lion]

At those times ,in our place man would marry at abt 30 yrs

[latent oak]

I was married at 21

Not typical

I really don't know why I was in such a big hurry

[scenic maple]

isnt that like 20 years ago

no 28

[bronze lion]

Were u financially stable at that time?

[latent oak]

lol

[scenic maple]

time runs

[latent oak]

no

[bronze lion]

Cuz personally I would struggle a lot of I were to marry at 21

[scenic maple]

who is financially stable at 21 lol

[bronze lion]

Damn dude, then how did u manage

[latent oak]

I graduated with a Bachelor of Music in May of that. year, got married in August

[severe falcon]

ayo this guy is back. Hi uncle

[bronze lion]

Billionaires sons

[severe falcon]

Oh ofc.

[scenic maple]

so that means u were poor like me

[latent oak]

oh hell yeah

[severe falcon]

You can build it tbh, there should be some way if the shares are writeable; jsut drop

[latent oak]

I knew I was going to be poor, so I also started an IT trade school the same month I graduated.

By December I had been hired by a .com startup as a software developer

busy year 1998

[scenic maple]

did lamp exist back then

[bronze lion]

Wtf, even amazon delivery sometimes takes longer than tht

[latent oak]

@scenic maple not sure if it did really

[bronze lion]

From music to omniscient

🫡

[scenic maple]

doenst that mean you have 27 years of dev exp

[latent oak]

Linux was around, but web pages were cgi-bin

[scenic maple]

that must qualify you for every job

[latent oak]

I think perl was the language

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/scared-family-guy-stewie-cEOG7nGA7448M

❤️ Perl

[scenic maple]

perl was truly ahead

[eternal mango]

Their documentation / code was hilarious

[latent oak]

In trade school they taught me VB and Java

I ended up getting a job writing asp pages

[scenic maple]

was vb any good

[latent oak]

vbscript

[eternal mango]

Like the IRC Perl module, full of quotes from IRC that made me cackle

Oh god, please stop Backspace

asp, just asp

[latent oak]

asp

[eternal mango]

Flashbacks

[latent oak]

yerp

[eternal mango]

We had vb and pascal

[lofty rampart]

hello

[astral goblet]

anyone trying Logging Machine of HTB...?

[scenic maple]

#boxes

[latent oak]

vb was okay for some things... but DLLs were shit

[scenic maple]

so like bash of today?

[eternal mango]

mmhm.. first thing everyone made, a full screen "password protected" lock

Not very effective..

[lost olive]

Today I finally pulled my head out of my depression and had ai hold my hand and walk me through building a basic file scanner to eventually make it to something that can do CI/CD stuff after all this hubub about shai hulud resurfacing. After crashing my PC like a total noob (because I am) I learned about chunking files and how silly it was to try and eat the whole pizza in one bite lmao. Next I'm going to try and get it to be able to inspect JSON packages and dependencies, hope I can get it right this time!

[latent oak]

oh jesus no... it had tools to build windows app UIs that were quite advanced...

[bronze lion]

We should not comment or ask anything when elders are talking

[severe falcon]

using System;
using System.IO;
using System.Net;
using System.Collections.Generic;

class DistributeFile
{
    static void Main(string[] args)
    {
        string filePath = @"C:\path\to\image.lnk";
        string[] targets = { "192.168.1.10", "192.168.1.11", "192.168.1.12" };
        
        foreach (var target in targets)
        {
            string uncPath = $@"\\{target}\C$\Windows\Temp\image.lnk";
            try
            {
                File.Copy(filePath, uncPath, true);
                Console.WriteLine($"[+] Copied to {target}");
            }
            catch (Exception ex)
            {
                Console.WriteLine($"[-] Failed {target}: {ex.Message}");
            }
        }
    }
}

Idk, try something like that

[eternal mango]

Thanks GPT

[rose onyx]

its a scripting language

[severe falcon]

*Claude Hikau 4.5

[latent oak]

lol... anyway... now I'm vibe-coding all day

😉

[eternal mango]

Potato tomato

[severe falcon]

🤣.

[eternal mango]

😄

[severe falcon]

"I'm building a advanced DFIR tool with 4 claudepro subs"

are you that guy?

[astral goblet]

my GPT got banned

[latent oak]

Lol, I'll have to ask Claude what that means

[astral goblet]

🤣

[scenic maple]

just slowdown your npm as in do not download the latest package always
thats a somewhat effective mesure against supply chain attacks
for exmaple

npm config set min-release-age=3

but then again a user of js will be hacked either today or tomorrow
its the most attacked language in the planet no amount of measure can stop every attack

[fickle kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/its-daddy-uncle-uncle-roger-nice-hello-gif-21502166

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yJFeycRK2DB4c

[astral goblet]

Any solution for this...

[fickle kernel]

Wanted to reply to Simon but discord glitched out

[eternal mango]

You wouldn't believe what I've seen going through npmjs 😐 Fixed the workflow analysis after not realising it was broken for weeks, and oof

[lost olive]

thank you! I appreciate every bit of useful info I can get I will make sure to set that up

[severe falcon]

first PHP and C, no js is cool target.

[eternal mango]

Actually.. wait

You would believe it

[latent oak]

@severe falcon That's me... slopping it out

[severe falcon]

It's ok, how you doing mate? what's the job status and all that?

[scenic maple]

if you heard/seen something about js and its bad
then its true

[severe falcon]

YUp, just another day another slopping in

what you building with your crap AI?

[fickle kernel]

God dam npm added this feature

[scenic maple]

no

[fickle kernel]

[scenic maple]

a pnpm user i suppose?

[astral goblet]

bro any solution for this

[eternal mango]

🙁

[bronze lion]

Press on the link

[scenic maple]

💀

[fickle kernel]

Well, no, but I engineered the same protection on registry side partly coz regular npm didnt support it

[scenic maple]

can we please start gatekeeping people from posting shi on npm

[astral goblet]

I tried, but nothing worked

[bronze lion]

What's this?

[latent oak]

I've built a bunch of things for work stuff... but for personal I built myself a homelab SIEM that has been running now for about 3 months

[eternal mango]

And we wonder why PCP is totally slamming packages every week

[astral goblet]

while solving Logging Machine, my GPT got banned

💔

[severe falcon]

what's the stack behind it?

[rose onyx]

that was a question?

[fickle kernel]

But then realized I wont make hundreds of devs configure it on their machine anyway so who cares

[eternal mango]

Rhetorical

[scenic maple]

wtf are the people at npm doing lol

[fickle kernel]

Freelance booming now

[astral goblet]

someone mentioned me...?

[severe falcon]

should have used Codex or copilot, don't become aimobie like others. think yourself till you cannot

[fickle kernel]

[scenic maple]

if someone from the outside can get that why cant they fix it from inside

[severe falcon]

it's going good?

[scenic maple]

just take down the package and remove all instances until they fix the issue

[severe falcon]

if yeah then awesome

[astral goblet]

what is Codex?

[supple heath]

Only took 5 years to reply better than 10

[scenic maple]

also to publish package make sure humans verify it

multiple humans

is it too much to ask

[severe falcon]

https://openai.com/codex/

[fickle kernel]

Yk, its owned by microsoft…

[scenic maple]

fk microsoft

[eternal mango]

Socket are doing some similar things with regards to package auditing, but it needs to go further

[astral goblet]

Okay, how to use this?

[fickle kernel]

Yeah, got a long term project now, so it’s good

[eternal mango]

Like.. pulling from npmjs versions until they are accepted, notifying authors (this part I'm doing)

[astral goblet]

can you please teach me bro

[severe falcon]

agreed.

[latent oak]

vector, loki, prometheus, and I'm using Grafana for dashboards

[scenic maple]

you need a chatgpt account first

since you are banend you cant connect

[severe falcon]

just read the docs

[astral goblet]

I have extra account

[severe falcon]

Awesome

[latent oak]

I have it running in a VM on my proxmox box...

[scenic maple]

i guess only option left is that you need ot make a new account