general

[slender fern]

what's up with you?

[ornate ibex]

Spotify created this playlist for me, so I'm listening to it.

[slender fern]

ah, that explains the swedish banger

[rancid swallow]

i tried on mine too , welp , i think i added too much data
95K Nodes , 150K edges approx
it took 20-30 sec to load on TUI graph
5-8 sec on TUI Tree

[worthy cargo]

Yeah python is slow as turtles

[slender fern]

what filthy network do you have access to

[rancid swallow]

No , i mean , on mine , in rust

[worthy cargo]

oh

yeah, it's a large data set

[worthy cargo]

fake bloodhound data from a generator script

[slender fern]

faIR

[rancid swallow]

plus on a VM with just 1CPU and low RAM , so yeah understandable

[slender fern]

the network i operate on is so vast i don't question anything anymore. anything is possible.

[worthy cargo]

For something large like that, it's probably best to use bloodhound-ce anyway

😄

[rancid swallow]

hmmm

[worthy cargo]

It's looking pretty good now. Auto attack path calculation on the bottom

[rancid swallow]

Very nice

[worthy cargo]

Also you can filter by pre-built queries: Kerberoastable Users, AS-REP Roastable Users, AdminCount Users (SDProp), Password Not Required Users, Users with SPN, Sensitive Users (cannot delegate), Password Never Expires, Unconstrained Delegation (Users), gMSA / sMSA Accounts, Foreign SID History Users, Kerberoastable High‑Value Users, Users with Sessions on DC, Unconstrained Delegation (Computers), Constrained Delegation (Computers), Resource‑Based Delegation (Computers), LAPS Not Installed, Domain Controllers, Empty Groups, Groups with Local Admin, Domains with Trusts, DCSync Principals, GenericAll on Domain, GenericAll on AdminCount Users.

ESC1 – Enrollee Supplies Subject + Client Auth, ESC2 – No EKU + Enrollee Supplies Subject, ESC3 – Enrollment Agent + Enrollee Supplies Subject, ESC4 – WritePKI Flags, ESC5 – Overly Permissive CA Access, ESC6 – CA with SAN Editing Enabled, ESC7 – ManageCA / ManageCertificates, ESC9 – No security extension + Auth EKU, ESC10 – Weak Certificate Mapping, ESC11 – CA with Request Extension, ESC13 – OID Group‑Linking Abuse, ESC15 – Application Policy Abuse

[rancid swallow]

nice

add ESC16 too

[slender fern]

damn ya'll too smart for me. speaking in tongues.

[rancid swallow]

[worthy cargo]

As for the the missing ESC vulnerabilities, some are simply not possible to detect with just the data in a BloodHound CE dataset.

[rancid swallow]

true

[worthy cargo]

But I'll look into it

Maybe something can be done about something

[rancid totem]

just filed 3 reports to h1

and couldn't sleep

[worthy cargo]

I confirmed with AI, had it search the web etc. Can you confirm?

[rancid swallow]

it can ,I have it added on my tool but havent tested it yet

[meager kernel]

wassup hacker nerds

[rancid swallow]

nm , office hrs

[meager kernel]

unlucky

[supple plume]

Hi

[slender fern]

drank

[meager kernel]

im unemployed now so no more work HAHAHHAHAHAH (Im crying secretly)

[meager kernel]

hi

[meager kernel]

drank what?

[supple plume]

Pepper

[rancid totem]

ehe

[slender fern]

my demons

[meager kernel]

never drink copier fluid

[supple plume]

Clanker

[meager kernel]

how did they taste

[slender fern]

like beer

[meager kernel]

how do you drink pepper?

[meager kernel]

nice

[rancid totem]

Yeah

[meager kernel]

i havent seen you before in HTB chat @slender fern

you recently came active?

[slender fern]

I've been in and out for years. I think my last post was 2 years ago

[meager kernel]

crazy

welcome back

[slender fern]

thx m8

always fun to be around like-minded folks

[meager kernel]

trueee

[supple plume]

Doctor pepper

With jaguermaster

[meager kernel]

what happened to Ms. Pepper

[supple plume]

[rancid swallow]

[buoyant pike]

yall know if theres any way to see my legacy rank progress?

i miss the old bar saying i need x% to reach the next rank 😔

[bitter vigil]

hi mods, i have one question.

i wonder if it permitted to do a video content for local community by using hackthebox's academy lab inside the video?

[worthy cargo]

No academy content in a video. That is considered piracy by HTB

[bitter vigil]

i see, thanks for the info

[slender fern]

go for it. no one is going to stop you

[bitter vigil]

nah afraid i got banned from accessing hackthebox. i love hackthebox so much

[slender fern]

sorry, ignore me, im being irresponsible

[bitter vigil]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nope-brennan-huff--k01KRFZ7TGXPPV90K5ZY7DZ7WQM

i need all certs of hackthebox, now i just got CPTS so long way to go xD

[slender fern]

you're killing it. congrats

[lavish sage]

why do you want all htb certs

most are useless

like cpts

[proper dragon]

surrogate activities

[lavish sage]

that has to be a kink i cant be convinced

getting preggers and giving up a kid

wild

[proper dragon]

wut

[slender fern]

zeeshan has chaos energy; i dig it

[rancid swallow]

[bitter vigil]

well, is there a reason? i just love them

[proper dragon]

surrogate activities in the Uncle Ted context

[bitter vigil]

it useless because you think of it as useless. For me, when i love doing something, even it is not valuable for anyone, i still wanna do what i love.

[ionic lantern]

hey, what channel on this discord can i get help with a hack the box issue? I can not connect to my target spawn with RDP for some reason, im getting an error 0x204

[bitter vigil]

why need a reason to want something in your life?

[lavish sage]

good luck doing htb certs then sir

[slender fern]

the duality of 2xcpts role-havers going toe-to-toe. I want to know more lore

https://klipy.com/gifs/kermit-the-frog-sip--k01KRFZQA5DR0TA1NYRDBH2CPPC

[lavish sage]

i've had my cpts since sep 2024 if that helps

[slender fern]

you seem vexxed by it. did you find it worthless?

[lavish sage]

https://tenor.com/view/koffa-house-md-gregory-house-house-eric-foreman-gif-3254275732664605731

it didnt help me get a job, simple as

[young yoke]

thats not the certs fault ig

[slender fern]

did something else help you get a job this young man or women should look into?

[young yoke]

just a cert wont get u shit

[lavish sage]

yeah networking helps a lot more and doing "public" stuff like blogs/ctf comps and just knowing stuff

[young yoke]

yep

certs are just an addon

[worthy cargo]

@rancid swallow So I improved the speed a bit. Now the extremely huge dataset loads in seconds, not a whole minute!

[lavish sage]

certs are supposed to help, you get recognized by employers because you did xyz

no one knows about cpts

[rancid swallow]

epic

[lavish sage]

it might as well be a completion certificate for a coursera course

[timber shard]

Spent all that time reverse engineering the app's encryption just to decrypt the password; only to find out it wasn't even needed.

[slender fern]

thx for the follow on

[worthy cargo]

@rancid swallow

└─▶ time bhtui ../fake_data/
real    0m10.991s
user    0m10.365s
sys     0m0.518s

with a 50k user dataset. 10 seconds.

NUM_USERS           = 50000
NUM_COMPUTERS       = 20000
NUM_GROUPS          = 1000
NUM_OUS             = 10
NUM_GPOS            = 50
NUM_CERT_TEMPLATES  = 200
NUM_AIACAS          = 40
NUM_CONTAINERS      = 15
NUM_ENTERPRISE_CAS  = 10
NUM_ROOT_CAS        = 10
NUM_NTAUTH_STORES   = 10

[slender fern]

i think a lot of people come here, and other places like it, thinking it's a solution to all their problems -- i appreciate your honesty. it's important the other side of the story is told.

[young yoke]

i mean cpts is good, the only problem is thats its not that known like oscp

[lavish sage]

yeah just do the course content which is cheap and good value, not the exam

[worthy cargo]

@rancid swallow

NUM_USERS           = 100000
NUM_COMPUTERS       = 60000
NUM_GROUPS          = 10000
NUM_OUS             = 100
NUM_GPOS            = 500
NUM_CERT_TEMPLATES  = 2000
NUM_AIACAS          = 400
NUM_CONTAINERS      = 150
NUM_ENTERPRISE_CAS  = 100
NUM_ROOT_CAS        = 100
NUM_NTAUTH_STORES   = 100

└─▶ time bhtui ../fake_data/

real    0m10.992s
user    0m10.298s
sys     0m0.492s

Actually it loads in less than 10 seconds, in like 2-3 seconds. I have to wait for the TUI to populate before I can exit the program, so I can see the time.

[meager kernel]

it is becoming pretty well known and most big companies are giving it more value than OSCP

so if youre deciding between CPTS and OSCP, i would say CPTS

[rancid swallow]

amazing

[slender fern]

I disagree. I personally see CPTS as more useful, on a technical level. But OSCP is most definitely a HR filter for anyone trying to break into pentesting.

[young yoke]

yea CPTS is a better cert no doubt

[meager kernel]

as i said, CPTS is gaining traction very quickly and can also serve as a good HR filter in most big companies which recognise it and HTB as a good learning platform

[young yoke]

yea cuz OSCP is the "standart" since many years

[meager kernel]

the amount of companies which recognise HTB is increasing pretty fast ngl

[summer urchin]

its getting more recognition, but not that much rn

[slender fern]

hey I'm not defending or holding any personal views on the topic. Just saying.

[meager kernel]

atleast in india almost all companies recognise it as better than OSCP now

[slender fern]

I don't hire pentesters

[worthy cargo]

@rancid swallow Fixed the slow ingestion by batching LMDB writes. Originally, each object’s properties were written in a separate transaction, causing thousands of disk commits and severely slowing down large datasets. By caching all property writes in memory during ingestion and committing them in one transaction at the end, it reduced disk I/O by orders of magnitude. The result: ingestion of 100k+ objects now finishes in 2–3 seconds instead of minutes.

How are you handling your large dataset? I'm sure you can speed up ingestion in rust too.

[summer urchin]

isn’t CEH more recognized

[meager kernel]

nah, lost its value

[summer urchin]

good to hear

[summer urchin]

cool

[lavish sage]

bro is running a 7th gen intel ✌️😭

[summer urchin]

good thing I can pay for CPTS on my own

[west venture]

I'm not rich

[lavish sage]

i know that machine has to be >5 years old

[west venture]

Yeah

It's a latitude so it never breaks

[worthy cargo]

My machine is a few years old, almost 4-5 years old.

[summer urchin]

mine is 8th gen intel, 3080 TI, 32 GB of ram

[west venture]

I need to add the color blocks

[lavish sage]

dell xps and dell latitude are solid laptops

[slender fern]

why? for the screenshots?

[summer urchin]

it is cooler

[west venture]

No because I need to make my neofetch clone more neofetchy

[summer urchin]

and that

[summer urchin]

thats fastfetch

[west venture]

Isn't 6.17 generic vulnerable to multiple kernel exploits?

[rancid swallow]

Mostly by View Culling and Lazy Rendering strats
I'll definitely need to improvise that tho , but i'll have to research how can I

[slender fern]

interesting.

[lavish sage]

who cares im the only one on my machine

[slender fern]

this channel became the 'yeah i use arch' meme real quick

[lavish sage]

none of the 3 pics have been arch

[slender fern]

i know lol

[lavish sage]

pop os, kubuntu, ubuntu

i do wish that they made upgrade to ubuntu 26.04 possible

[slender fern]

you 1337hackers have a good night, i'm gonna take off

[green kite]

I use Mac

[signal mica]

I manage JAMF

[terse dirge]

I love microsoft, nothing works out of the box and everything is a GUI! 🔥

[worthy cargo]

It's working with real datasets too, not just fake data or sample data from bloodhound site. I loaded up data from puppy.htb and it's good.

[signal mica]

Mac is same

Why is the mac device not enrolled but it is still communicating with the jamf server

[rose onyx]

Sup vege and azo

[terse dirge]

@rose onyx I'm about to create an issue on the shitty microsoft ebpf github and tell them their shit don't work

[rose onyx]

Okay

Typical

Their docs suck

[sick gate]

whatup

[rose onyx]

Their tools are always beta depreciating working prod equivalents missing half the features

[meager kernel]

im feeling like

removing all the ricing from my system and moving back to stock KDE

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/you-aint-seen-nothing-yet-bachman--k01KRG228AHX4HSEZTATRXPY1QY

[muted olive]

find bug, submit

ez

[meager kernel]

@supple plume come here

[supple plume]

Wsp

[rose onyx]

You skipped step of drop all tables

[terse dirge]

https://github.com/microsoft/ebpf-for-windows/blob/main/docs

[meager kernel]

im feeling like just removing all ricining from my system and moving to normal KDE again

like just minimalistic system

[terse dirge]

this is the worst possible docs for an MS product

[meager kernel]

idk

random thought

might not act on it

[supple plume]

You'll end up running my setup

[meager kernel]

i might

idk

[supple plume]

Plain kde with some colors in the terminal

[meager kernel]

should I tho?

[supple plume]

No

[meager kernel]

@terse dirge what do you think

[supple plume]

You should quit focusing on cosmetics

[terse dirge]

just use a WM

[supple plume]

And lock in with cybersecurity IMO

[terse dirge]

hyprland all the way

[meager kernel]

im on a WM

Niri

[meager kernel]

dude i have been studying cyber

[signal mica]

Impossible to virtualize windows server on mac

[supple plume]

You asked

[meager kernel]

literally everytime i have a thought that isnt cyber, this guy is like "just lock in on cyber"

like bruh

i can have thoughts other than cyber too yk

[supple plume]

Bro you asked I answered

[meager kernel]

yea my bad for asking

[supple plume]

That's what I would do if I was you

Install some lame ass plain OS

Like arch with kde

And focus on cyber

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/bPIVB.gif

[muted olive]

thats plain?

[supple plume]

Arch is simple and kde is pre-configured

[muted olive]

just install kali linux moment

[supple plume]

So kinda

[terse dirge]

@meager kernel install void linux with hyprland vro. It's stable

[supple plume]

@meager kernel your new daily driver

[meager kernel]

alright no

[meager kernel]

no

i shouldnt have asked here

my bad

[bitter vigil]

yep here, most companies start add CPTS as a thing to look in CV too.

[sick gate]

most?

[bitter vigil]

i like this, i got the job before i got CPTS as well. i didn't use CPTS to get the job, i just love getting it and improve myself more.

[terse dirge]

but why?

[supple plume]

There is a chinese proverb that says the worst students have the coolest pen @meager kernel

[lavish sage]

surprising not seeing a horny post from echoesofwhoami

[supple plume]

学习最差的学生，笔往往最酷。

[supple plume]

Yet

[tawny beacon]

yo someone know if htb academy targets are functional now, because after the maintainence it seems to be operational now but the targets dont work

[sturdy thistle]

Which Module?

[tawny beacon]

using metasploit framework

when spawning the target it just resets

[young yoke]

it was the same for me with labs today

change ur vpn region

[tawny beacon]

aight

[stone marsh]

Morning folks

Today I gotta lock in and do a bunch of reporting, so clearly, it's the time to yap on discord

[terse dirge]

I am infact a bad student

[tame viper]

.

[woven sundial]

Anyone else cant start machines???

[rugged crest]

yup got the same problem. It loads for a sec and then just resets the "start machine" button

[terse dirge]

Lmao windows eBpfs aren't even real eBpfs, they have their own shitty tools to convert them to dlls and drivers

Or that's my understanding of them since you can't run them as elf files

[slow oak]

I remember seeing a page regarding https://ctf.hackthebox.com/event/details/global-cyber-skills-benchmark-ctf-2026-project-nightfall-3296 where it explained you could use AI in a pair-programming way but not in a hands-off "solve this challenge" way? Anyone know where this is located?

[young yoke]

change vpn region guys

[spare current]

ahem

mods?

[young yoke]

☠️

[rose onyx]

You can dm any one of the mods and they will take care of that

[tough oyster]

what happened?

Seems to have left the server

[spare current]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

he left the server

just trolling him now

lolol

[rancid totem]

Cybrom

[rancid totem]

hell nah

[carmine cape]

Hello, I’m here to ask if AI is frowned upon or even a bannable offense with these challenges and machines

[sick gate]

lol not at all

everyones using it

some are entirely dependant on it

[carmine cape]

That’s why I asked

Was goin to say I am pretty sure most of the first bloods are AI usage sadly

[lone sleet]

Guys i was wondering is there an uncensored llm? Thats free?

[carmine cape]

I was suspicious of it so I did it myself, a pretty difficult challenge was solved in about less than 3 minutes with local AI and well, 10 people already had blood

[carmine cape]

Quite literally any one that your computer specs can fit and handle

Just use a model that doesn’t run the conversations through some api use a local offline model

[supple plume]

I AM THE UNSENCSORED ELELEM

[frozen terrace]

Yes

[lone sleet]

How to get them?

[frozen terrace]

Plenty here https://huggingface.co/

Tho iir ollama also have thoae too

[signal mica]

Freak out

[severe falcon]

That's scary imagery

[clever shuttle]

Yo

[past acorn]

with img generation? 🫣

https://klipy.com/gifs/dexter-42--k01KRGCF8GYZ6VM452VV3MX98JB

embed fail

[lusty notch]

Hello!

Anyone willing to help with asyncrat

[supple plume]

@jagged storm when did you get asynchronous?

[lusty notch]

[past acorn]

hello echo

[past acorn]

you have the best jokes dude

[supple plume]

Hi

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/tama-meme-tamadotmeme-tama-mart-loading-gif-loading-gif-10669078017633369819

[rancid totem]

life is good

[supple plume]

Really?

[stone marsh]

It is

[supple plume]

Good for you

[rancid totem]

yeah

[supple plume]

Ok

[rancid totem]

[supple plume]

Enough discord for today

[zealous charm]

[stone marsh]

I get to raise the dumbest html and csv injection today on a report its great

[supple plume]

Congrats

[rancid totem]

That's awesome

[stone marsh]

It so stupid that it is great

[rancid totem]

I also did 6 PRs to Polaris Kernel, Limine.
3 Submits to H1
1 XSS-Stored to Bug Crowd

since yesterday

[undone fossil]

In what context

[sweet lintel]

Yet another Linux LPE

https://x.com/v12sec/status/2054491454064746629

V12 (@v12sec)

another day, another universal linux LPE

▶ Play video

X · May 13, 2026, 9:18 AM

The shell the exploit gives doesn't give you root access, but it does allow you to su root with no password until reboot

[rancid totem]

page-cache

These are variants of Copy-Fail

not surprised

There is probably many more if they won't find it

[sweet lintel]

Tested working on a distro where Copy-Fail and Dirty Frag were patched.

[rancid totem]

Yes, that's why variants are reported as separate

They're not maintaining it, there was a CURL vulnerability 1 week ago I guess

It was so disgusting though

[mellow bane]

🍿

[sweet lintel]

Low Severity though

[stone marsh]

It was an AI vuln, the curl maintainer was not happy about it lol

[rancid totem]

lol

[zealous charm]

there are so many linux LPEs now that their market value has dropped

at one point they were around $75-100k

[warped wolf]

@main flower

[rancid totem]

have you heard about Proteus

self-evolving Red-Teamer agent, that shit looks awesome, if somehow the accuracy can be increased every codebase will get fcked probably

at Round 331 I've just spotted a Memory Disruption at the Microslops repo

and someone wrote an arxiv about it:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2605.11891

wtf

[sweet lintel]

If you'd prefer some Windows LPE's

https://github.com/Nightmare-Eclipse

[zealous charm]

Same as linux LPEs, the market is saturated with them right now

[rancid swallow]

ah yes 3 nice vulns

[sweet lintel]

Lol

[sweet lintel]

4 :p

[rancid swallow]

another added?

demn

[sweet lintel]

YellowKey / GreenPlasma are new

Everyone doing LPE's - Where're the RCE's these days :p

[lusty notch]

Hacking

[undone fossil]

Then nope

[terse dirge]

@undone fossil have you messed around with eBPFs on windows at all?

[tawny rune]

who knows - prolabs operational?

[summer urchin]

hiya froj!

speaking of which
@austere sinew health checkkk

[undone fossil]

Nah not on windows First I've heard

[undone fossil]

I flooded her home with frogs

[summer urchin]

I thought that happened ages ago

[undone fossil]

again

[summer urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-multiply-gif-25342428

[terse dirge]

cool, cause they're definitely not implemented well

[summer urchin]

infinite frogssss

[terse dirge]

apparently running an elf file would be too easy to do for getting ebpfs on windows working

[undone fossil]

I'm confused on the use case here 🤔

[terse dirge]

really kerberos ticket extraction is probably the most amount of stuff you can do with them on windows

[undone fossil]

https://scorpiosoftware.net/2025/02/22/introduction-to-ebpf-for-windows/ however my goat pavel yosifovich is here

[terse dirge]

or locking down parts of the system

[austere sinew]

hihiiii, good news appointment for surgery approval on the 18th, so yippee

hru?

[austere sinew]

I WILL START PUTTING CATS ALL OVER TO EAT THE FROGS

[lavish sage]

what surgery

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/eleguin-fundamental-paper-funny-what-the-hell-is-this-meme-gif-11114079691830372632

[sturdy thistle]

almost weekend

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/grind-wednesday-happy-gif-4349174689731387155

[stone marsh]

Almost ctf time

[lime trout]

👀

[lime trout]

u competin?

[rancid totem]

which

I just realized

When I started to Cybersecurity ~2 years ago I was struggling between whether should I study AI or Cybersecurity, but now there is multi-agent workflow environments which is all about configuring AIs and doing Cybersecurity both

I'm lucky asf

I knew it there was some interfield

[past acorn]

Wednesdays are home office days basically a small weekend.

[warped plank]

Good for you, I work in hospitality... what home office?

[sturdy thistle]

take them home

[past acorn]

ask your boss maybe he offers it and lets you work remotely

[warped plank]

I work customer service in hospitality...

[past acorn]

yea work from home

[warped plank]

i.e. I make coffees and cocktails...

[past acorn]

I mean still

[warped plank]

How tf am I gonna make a customer's coffee from home and get it to em in 5 mins or less...

[sturdy thistle]

drone delivery

[past acorn]

yes

[warped plank]

I'd actually prefer that... cut out the personal interaction

[past acorn]

I swear when I used to work in hospitality, social interactions the worst

[stone marsh]

I am, only two people from my company are on the team but I am looking forward to it!

[warped plank]

The worst is when they pay cash and you get all their change ready only for em to say: actually I have x amount of coins...

[past acorn]

I swear LMAO, and due to pressure I just forget math

[lime trout]

best of luck!

[past acorn]

there were times where at the end of the day my register was $-60

[warped plank]

It causes me to remember em and give them only coins the next time they get a coffee

I do love the regulars that give exact change, it's so satisfying

https://tenor.com/view/feels-good-good-money-satisfied-cash-gif-2430012762239283554

[past acorn]

fr

I had a trick with grandmas, I would befriend them and since they have no one to talk to, they would come often and leave good tips

ts was the method

[warped plank]

I also work as a bartender at a restaurant and a trick I learned to get tips is to card the aunties

-# i.e. ask for ID

[past acorn]

thats acc a good idea ngl, shouldve tried it

[lime trout]

i feel like that also backfires half the time too ngl

[warped plank]

If it can backfire, hasn't happened yet

[lime trout]

some people just get weridly offended about asking for ID lol

its annoying to be asked lmao

[warped plank]

I mean, if you're drinking you should have ID on you and expect for it to be checked. Probably more so in the area my work's in cos there's A LOT of clubs nearby

[lime trout]

oh 100%

[warped plank]

there's even a fancy bar next-door

[lime trout]

still annoying though kek

[warped plank]

So you're saying you wouldn't be flattered if I said: There's no way you're over *insert legal age of your country here*, I need to see ID please...

[lime trout]

eh, probably just annoys me cause its only like, 5% of the time i get id'd so i dont expect it

[lime trout]

not really, no

looking 18/19/21 isnt a flex lmao

im either looking like a child, or my actual age 😂

[rose elk]

Hi, there is a broken Prolab, where I can report it?

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[stone marsh]

I only ever get asked for ID when I happen to not have my ID on me.

If I have my ID it is just not necessary

[past acorn]

I have never been asked for my ID like never

[lime trout]

whats realllllly fun is when you hand american bartenders/etc something thats not a drivers license

they short circuit inside

[stone marsh]

Walk to the shops for cider on a whim? Nah mate, you need a loisence for that

[warped plank]

Personally I'm look very young so I get ID'd quite a lot... only when I'm with friends I don't get ID'd

[lime trout]

they've tried to find barcodes to scan on my passport 😭

[fickle kernel]

Just get a beard chat

Problem solved

[past acorn]

excatly

[stone marsh]

I was gonna say, people get so weirded out about passports as ID

[past acorn]

thats why I never get asked at 19

[lime trout]

i think that would just confuse people more.....

[fickle kernel]

I’ve never been ID’d since I was 17

[warped plank]

I can't grow one

[sick gate]

you work in the valley?

[fickle kernel]

On my 18th birthday bartender didn’t ask for my ID

[lime trout]

the only other things i keep in my wallet is my NEXUS Card(DHS ID no one knows of) & RAMQ(Quebec health insurance card, but its all french so worse)

screwed no matter what i use

[warped plank]

idk what that means

[sick gate]

fortitude valley

[stone marsh]

I am not allowed to have a beard. Partner refuses to let me grow it out

[warped plank]

Nahh I'm VIC based

[past acorn]

Driver license only, everything else in apple wallet

[sick gate]

oh i thought you were brissy for some reason

[lime trout]

i dont have a DL yet

on my list to get eventually once i leave quebec

[past acorn]

get it, its fun it lets you drive a car

[lime trout]

i mean its useless in montreal, it makes no sense

• they make it really convoluted and expensive

but once im in Missouri its just... take a test here you go

[past acorn]

I paid 4k for mine

[lime trout]

i think its around 2-3k

mandatory drivers ed + driving lessons

takes like 1-2y

[past acorn]

what 1-2yrs?

[lime trout]

dont disagree with it strictly speaking, its just not worth it when public transit is banger

and owning a car downtown makes no sense

[lime trout]

whole process to get a full license takes 1-2 years to complete

[past acorn]

ofc I rearly drive I still take public transport

[past acorn]

ah not were im from I got it in 2 months

[lime trout]

yeah, if it where a quicker / cheaper process id get it to have it

but its not worth it

[past acorn]

I had daddys money

[lime trout]

lucky :p

[sturdy thistle]

i think i paid aroudn 1.5k euro back in 2009 xD

[past acorn]

holy 2009?

https://static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7a3371424e6c16ebc93252fe/a2/ed/pYXZlqEqdboVpQcDm1.webm

[lime trout]

boomer /s

[sturdy thistle]

i'm old ye

[past acorn]

shouldve bought bitcoin

[lime trout]

my dumbass plan atm, is to get my DL then do a like, 40 hour drive roadtrip

[rancid swallow]

[sturdy thistle]

true

[lime trout]

trial by fire go brr

[turbid goblet]

Wait what

Drivers license outside of america are in the thousands?????

[lime trout]

Yes

[past acorn]

4k

[lime trout]

Depends

[turbid goblet]

Wtf thats insane

[past acorn]

yea

[lime trout]

like QC is a couple thousand

but NB where i grew up is like, $250

[turbid goblet]

Mine was $50 lol

[lime trout]

and is essentially the same graduated system as the states

[past acorn]

❓

[lime trout]

in alot of other places you dont need to drive aswell

[past acorn]

bro bought his DL

[lime trout]

v.s. most US places you dont have a choice

outside of like, NYC & Chicago

[turbid goblet]

In my area i technically could get away without driving but everyone got a car

Yeah im in a city

[lime trout]

yeah, im going to pickup one soon too for similar reasons

maybe i should buy a F150 too

[turbid goblet]

Wdym?

[lavish sage]

i thought driving licenses were free

other than like tiny costs for paperwork

[turbid goblet]

Well the test is $50 where I live

[lime trout]

Mandatory drivers ED + training is usually the cost

[signal mica]

No but somehow we standardized them as mandatory

[past acorn]

many third world countries dont bother going through the process and you can just go up to them and buy a DL

[signal mica]

Inefficient logistics everywhere

We gotta burn down the boomer system and rebuild it

[lime trout]

🚋

[lavish sage]

here the driving test is a formality

just submit the info and paperwork

get license in few weeks/month

[lime trout]

i mean, ill be able to take the drivers license test w/zero prior exp

should i yolo it

[lavish sage]

yes

driving isnt even that hard

just dont do any sudden movements

[signal mica]

10 years ago i was a high school student that dreamed about traveling EU with train. 10 years ago they started the "eu train turboconnection"

Nothing has changed in 10 years (for the better)

[lime trout]

i plan to do the same tbh

[signal mica]

YOU CANT

[lime trout]

https://www.interrail.eu/en

you literally can

[past acorn]

I wish I couldve done that, I already knew how to drive from driving in my home country. I had to do 20 mendatory hours first each costing 100e

[signal mica]

I guarantee you first hand

You barely can

[lime trout]

i mean maybe not all of the EU

but western/central EU you can

eastern is where it gets fucky

[signal mica]

It doesnt work

[sick gate]

it isnt as easy as it looks on the map

[past acorn]

never knew ukraine belarus and stuff is not connected

[lime trout]

🤷 my intent is mostly UK/France/Germany/Swiss/Italy

aka the easy stuff

[past acorn]

also the balkans isnt that bad

[signal mica]

Germany - Swiss works

[past acorn]

till turkey

stop greece and visit htb office

[stone marsh]

I thought turkey was one of the better places

[past acorn]

steal cpts voucher

[lime trout]

thats just the Interrail pass map

there is trains iirc

[past acorn]

it is

was there in summer once

its super nice

[signal mica]

Its wild around first of may

[fierce vale]

don't they have different track configurations in former soviet railroads

[lime trout]

i can already just give myself one lol

[past acorn]

💢

how unfair

[lone sleet]

Is there anyway to send photos is here

[lime trout]

https://hackthebox.com/join-us

[lavish sage]

you've been shilling that link for years

[stone marsh]

Whenever this gets posted I am always tempted to send in my CV for London. Even though there are almost never any specific jobs that I would be suited for advertised

[past acorn]

where are the htb offices

[lavish sage]

most of us dont have a prayer of getting picked by htb

[past acorn]

any outside of greeece?

[lime trout]

Athens, GR, London, UK, NYC, US, and one in australia

[fierce vale]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kKrMqjRPDKg

[lime trout]

but alot of us are remote too

[past acorn]

damn I thought only greece

[stone marsh]

Tbh, the bar isn't necessarily that high. I have spoken to a fair few people that are closer to the business element, and they are all good, but it isn't like everyone needs to be at Ryan or Tejas level

[lime trout]

we're also not a huge company either

we dont have thousands of staff

[stone marsh]

You guys have like 400 employees now?

[lime trout]

lower

[lavish sage]

i thought tejas was a support guy

[lime trout]

but unsure if i can share a specific number publicly

[past acorn]

oh so like mid sized , I thought it was bigger

[stone marsh]

Fair, I was guessing from previous reports. Still a fair amount

[lavish sage]

realistically you're not getting hired tbh unless you have like 3+ years of exp and a bunch of stuff

[stone marsh]

Tejas is very good

[lime trout]

linkedin says we got thousands 😂

due to all the "CTF Players"

[zealous charm]

Experience: HTB CTFs 🥴

[stone marsh]

Reminds me of the guys that are like "worked at microsoft" when they did a micro course on azure

[lime trout]

people list it as work exp

[zealous charm]

[past acorn]

does hbt encurage you to do exams, ctf and learning in general

[turbid goblet]

nah they hate that

no learning here

[stone marsh]

Imagine improving yourself using the platform that you have full, free access to

[lime trout]

i mean, yeah

[lavish sage]

lot of people just treat shit as a job

[lime trout]

but we also have alot of non-technical people on staff lol

[lavish sage]

there's only few htb employees doing their own free certs

[stone marsh]

Yeah, all comes down to what you want to do, what you have going on in your life etc

[past acorn]

yea but theyre the best, I just wasted 2h of my work today explaining to out buisness analyst what a mcp server is

[lime trout]

i doubt our accountants are doing CPTS

though maybe they are 🤷 power to em

[stone marsh]

Like my company doesn't push me for certs really, I just get them because I want more money, exposure, skills etc

[past acorn]

😆

[lavish sage]

i wouldnt mind getting free certs tho

[stone marsh]

Well Emma gave you the link

[past acorn]

thats what im saying

[turbid goblet]

we know htb lawyers arnt studying after work. they at the bar

[past acorn]

do discord mods also get it ?

[stone marsh]

One day I will submit an App for shits and gigs

Ngl I bet HTB pays more more than my current company

[lime trout]

[past acorn]

I was thinking of applying for Senior PHP Engineer and say I know html and css so its close enough

[past acorn]

25 paid leave days isnt that good ngl so who knows

[stone marsh]

Thats a fairly standard amount in the UK

[lime trout]

thats like

25x the legal minimum in the US

[past acorn]

thats the lowest legal in Germany

[stone marsh]

Real kicker is whether that counts bank holidays or not. Which is how shit companies do it

[lime trout]

Doesnt, no.

[stone marsh]

See, then thats fairly good

[lime trout]

nor does it count sick leave

[past acorn]

that would be illegal

[lime trout]

(for the americans out there)

[past acorn]

yea germany too

I get 31 days paid leave

[sick gate]

yeah but you have to live in germany

[flint drift]

Do we know if and when there will be any CAPE Prep tack ?

[stone marsh]

Nope, completely legal in the UK. Companies have full rights to dictate how it is used and if it counts for bank holidays or not

[flint drift]

Or are the prep tracks released after a certain amount of time has passed since the release of the cert?

[past acorn]

Im not born here but the best country in europe imo

[past acorn]

crazy

[lime trout]

how often do you have to Fax things though

[sick gate]

i just dont think its been done, i wrote something a while ago i try to keep updated https://thepastamentor.github.io/cape-prep-guide.html ive had some good feedback on it

[stone marsh]

I have 35 days holiday, not counting bank holidays. Which is nice. But, the pay for my position is fairly poor

[lime trout]

tbh, if i ever went to EU i'd probably goto france or smn

[past acorn]

what do you mean

[flint drift]

Nice man, really appreciate it, thank you ❤️

[lime trout]

idk, germans just have a rep for paperwork and fax machines

[past acorn]

ah lmao at my company everything is digital so like no paper work but theres is alot of documents in general for everything

[past acorn]

but switching jobs and doing any mayor move is a nightmare

alot of paper work to fill

[lime trout]

you have to do paperwork for moving?

[past acorn]

ofc alot

[lime trout]

bruh

moving within canada is like, 1 gov't form to change your healthcare card mostly

[past acorn]

gotta tell your city hall, health insurace etc

[grim sequoia]

Hi everyone, I have a question regarding the credits that I have, will it expire?

[lime trout]

depends

most likely 1 year

contact support for a more definitive answer lol

[past acorn]

You guys have it pretty chill but having a job here is very stable and get help from the gov with everything

so its worth all the paperwork tbh

[lime trout]

fair 'nough

dont you have to learn german to live there though

iirc its part of atleast the natz process

[past acorn]

yea B1 level

[sudden charm]

Bye world

[past acorn]

Hello earth

[zealous charm]

henlo

[edgy vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/waving-lizard--k01KRGPV9JTFA14CT656V6KJVG6

[zealous charm]

[frigid mountain]

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-shut-up-stop-shut-your-mouth-shut-it-down-gif-20324546

[frigid mountain]

unsettling

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/stng-picard-too-long-i-decline-to-read-it-i-decline-gif-4994404

[rancid swallow]

[buoyant minnow]

Anything like im trying to get a costume terminal etc and resources and tools for osint rev and forensics

[limber arch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dancing-cat-dancing-gif-gif-10022530532182882130

[proper dragon]

chat is this real

[west venture]

Costume terminal

[obsidian tartan]

Banks are saying the Mythos hype is real, what do you all think?

https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/anthropics-mythos-sends-us-banks-rushing-plug-cyber-holes-2026-05-12/

[limber arch]

https://tenor.com/view/bubulaay-gif-8006531768903000498

[proper dragon]

why is the p = np problem worth 1 million dollars if solved?

it's just n = 1

ez

[rancid swallow]

[supple plume]

Just say n is null, solved

Where is my 1 mill 💢

[proper dragon]

obviously, but discord has never been the place for discussing how problem tractability can be quantified

[rancid swallow]

[proper dragon]

brain isn't wrinkly enough for complexity theory

[gleaming vale]

hello

I started learning powershell and cmd.exe

doing the "Windows command line" module

[tulip steeple]

Great to understand windows' command

[zealous charm]

[worthy cargo]

Whatever resources I find I post in #resources-tools . I'm not sure how I can help you in a DM

[proper dragon]

@supple plume windows 95 was incredible

[vagrant crag]

I love windows 11 so much

[proper dragon]

[vagrant crag]

GOAT OS

[proper dragon]

windows 11 doesnt even come with minesweeper

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[warped wolf]

@main flower

[umbral zodiac]

Is anyone who created a machine with multiple hosts able to share how they implemented it?

[jagged storm]

You mean vhosts?

[devout sail]

👻

[devout sail]

You gonna make another?
Isn't your insane still in queue

[nova zephyr]

Got a question. I'm almost out of Uni and I'm trying to find a path in cybersecurity/Networking. Cloud Networking has been sounding interesting so is it a good path to go down?

[umbral zodiac]

I was thinking about ad with another Host. Courious what options there are for realizing that

[nova zephyr]

Or should I rather just do Network Engineering as a whole?

[umbral zodiac]

Still no reply from them…

[devout sail]

Maybe next year 👁️👁️

[devout sail]

Try asking ruycraft ig
Or ask in #content-contributor-lounge

[manic anvil]

ok wow wtf was watching scammer payback and they pulled files from the scammer system that have evey money transfer they did and it appear they made 1.4 million dollars in onee month social engineering be paying this much

[bleak palm]

Box Jiggled? Yup.

[umbral zodiac]

@winter laurel available for a Chat?

[worthy cargo]

Dayaamn!

[manic anvil]

i am HTB support enter you credit card information here for free cubes

[worthy cargo]

Good afternoon madaam. I am calling from the world bank. It seems you have won a cash prize. All we require from you are your bank account details and your code and we can wire you the monies directly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA3zhzT1wDo

[manic anvil]

and target gift card

[worthy cargo]

Check out this video

😄

[manic anvil]

how old this thing is

[worthy cargo]

OLD!

[worthy cargo]

He sometimes would call a bank and talk to the bank manager and say, we need to move your monies out of the vault, into a secure loation and press it (like iron it, like you do with clothes). LOL

Fonejacker was hilarious in its day

[turbid mulch]

Can students participate in this or fresher ?

[manic anvil]

any team can practice i think

[turbid mulch]

But they are asking for business mail id and isc2 number

I don't have that

[worthy cargo]

Yeah, what's the business about

I was also not able to sign up I think

I cant remember.

[turbid mulch]

Okay

[worthy cargo]

What do I put in here?

[rapid badger]

Eggzy Inc.

[bleak palm]

Human pyschology is powerful knowledge

And a lack of humanity

But I believe people like that meet karma in the end

[worthy cargo]

Fuck those scammers, man

Fuck them up their stupid asses.

I hate scammers

[bleak palm]

People like that win in the short term, but lose in the long run

[worthy cargo]

Inhumane pieces of garbage they are

Their entire soul is a steaming pile of dogshit

Sorry.

I feel strongly about scammers

[north spindle]

Yow

[bleak palm]

I think someone posted an argument a few days back regarding scammers 'needing' to scam to survive, but I feel like there are other ways to make a living.

[worthy cargo]

What!? That is disgusting.

[stone marsh]

It is effectively an enterprise event. Not sure if you need an enterprise account to enter, or if anyone can sign up as long as they are from a legitimate company. But it is seperate from the other CTFs that are open to everyone

[molten bobcat]

It's a difficult subject

But ultimately it needs to be stopped

[worthy cargo]

Oh ok. Thanks for the info, bruv

[molten bobcat]

Regardless of whether or not the perpetrator is trying to survive

[bleak palm]

Well, it is related to the line of logic like Billie Eilish made about if you eat meat you truly don't care about animals. And whether that is 'true' or not doesn't matter when she is speaking from a place of wealth and opportunity to eat exactly what she wants. A lot of poorer people and countries don't have the luxury to choose exactly what they eat daily

[molten bobcat]

Freedom of choice is often limited by your means

[bleak palm]

So I kind of understand the sentiment of scammers 'needing' to scam

but I feel like if you have the means to scam via computers and internet

you definitely have different ways of earning money

[molten bobcat]

You could just as easily do good

That's my logic too

[bleak palm]

but then again, I don't know the intricacies of chinese farmers preferring to work in shitty factories compared to their normal trade. Probably shits on their normal income even if the quality of life is reduced. Maybe helps support their entire family

However, factories aren't inherently scummy like scamming is

[molten bobcat]

That's why I firmly believe the concept of cybercrime as a whole isn't born of necessity. It's greed.

[bleak palm]

So I have less sympathy for scammers

[stone marsh]

The thing to consider is that scammers are often a part of teams that teach, train and provide you scripts to do the job. It isn't usually a dude with his own computer, in his own house etc that is doing this. It is often people in poorer countries that have been seduced into thinking this is a great job. They get a clean work place, get given kit, some even will pay for your food, have people deliver your shopping, take your wife out...they make it a whole thing

[proper dragon]

some scamming operations are nation state actors too

[molten bobcat]

Cybercrime is keeping North Korea functioning currently.

[worthy cargo]

I cannot ethically defend eating meat, even though I eat meat.

[stone marsh]

There was a darknet diary on this from a guy that used to be a scammer from Pakistan and while he was defending his position as being a formet scammer, they really do sell it as if it is a great job, has crazy benefits and is something that can elevate your station

[worthy cargo]

It's sad.

[chrome tree]

I can. It's delicious. Never giving up steak.

[scenic maple]

ayo @vocal fog what u be doing

[proper dragon]

There's really no way to effectively defend against it at scale

no realistically feasible way, that is

[worthy cargo]

Well, if cows are holy, and as they say, you are what you eat, then if I kill the cow, cook the cow, and eat the cow, I become holy. So I think I can defend it. 😄

[stone marsh]

Bro just casually has majority of the HTB certs

[scenic maple]

how else do you get better?

[toxic rock]

[stone marsh]

Fiar 🤔

[rose onyx]

Speaking of? Wen cwes?

[scenic maple]

when i will be better

[stone marsh]

How many modules you got left?

[scenic maple]

0

[molten bobcat]

I'm of the opinion that eating meat is something that a ton of animals do and they don't feel much remorse about it

But our capacity to feel regret and remorse is what makes us unique

[scenic maple]

so you are against eating meat

[molten bobcat]

Nah

[scenic maple]

[molten bobcat]

I think we incorporate what we eat into ourselves

[proper dragon]

expert minesweeper is kicking my ass

i just want a hit of dopamine man

[molten bobcat]

So they're continuing the circle of life as nature intended and I intend to honor their memory with a life well lived and loved

[worthy cargo]

Exercise!

[stone marsh]

I have become one with the chicken

[worthy cargo]

Go for a walk in nature

[scenic maple]

the circle indeed

[molten bobcat]

The chicken has become one with me

[proper dragon]

minesweeper brand dopamine, but I appreciate the sentiment

[toxic rock]

[iron galleon]

i have a genuine question for everyone

[proper dragon]

beginner and intermediate were ezpz

[iron galleon]

if you were to run over a raccoon would you feel bad

[molten bobcat]

Yeah

[proper dragon]

yes

[worthy cargo]

Tremendously

[proper dragon]

any preternatural loss of life is saddening

[stone marsh]

Are HTB teams actually worth joining? Last one I was in had drama like immediately after I joined and I just slowly lost interest.

[manic anvil]

ofc lol those chunky little thieves , it sad to kill one

[iron galleon]

i lowkey didn't even know how to feel

[manic anvil]

unlimited cubes

[molten bobcat]

It's just shock

[iron galleon]

yeah i was pretty shocked ig

[molten bobcat]

Not everyone has the best reaction in the moment

[stone marsh]

I have an enterprise account, I already have unlimited cubes and "free" certs

[manic anvil]

wait how does that even work

[molten bobcat]

I'm of the opinion it's important to take stock of yourself in these moments to understand how you feel

[toxic rock]

If you find a good one tell me last one everyone was flexing and there ego is too high

[molten bobcat]

I don't really have a team I just have friends haha

[manic anvil]

wait do you mean CTF teams i thought you guys meant like the working team of HTB

[stone marsh]

My company pays a stupid amount of money for access to the HTB enterprise platform. So when I have a license for labs I can access dedicated environments to all labs (even Enterprise specific ones), some pro lab access, and we get 10 or so Certification Vouchers a year.

[toxic rock]

Me too my friends irl I don’t have much vr friends that interested In cyber

[worthy cargo]

What is ego? Ego is a Latin word that means 'self'. But the self is an illusion. So then where is ego?

[molten bobcat]

Yeah, I live in a corn field so people around me barely know about computers lol

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/75ZaxapnyMp2w

[toxic rock]

lol me too

[manic anvil]

uh so like a sponsore thing

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-funny-money-checks-gif-18163332

[stone marsh]

I live in London, so you would think getting a team/friends for HTB stuff would be easy...

But no, people have real work and things to do

[bleak palm]

Similar stance to the military. Many benefits (more if married), college benefits, healthcare, dental, experience on a resume...However, at the end of the day, it is designed to defend their country or carry out attacks on others in "the name of defense" and many people hold ill will towards that

[scenic maple]

honestly i have seen most people quit doing htb after getting a job

me included

[bleak palm]

But the people joining may just say they want money to support their family and/or their job is logistics

[scenic maple]

altho it wasnt cyber related

[molten bobcat]

Yeah I don't get much practice out of htb these days but that's purely because my job is brutal in terms of what I'm learning constantly lmao

[stone marsh]

Yeah, I am in a minority that still randomly does this stuff. And that is mainly just because it is fairly good platform for learning, evolving skills etc.

[scenic maple]

after like 8 hours work 1-2 hours of commute and home suff u pretty much have no time

[molten bobcat]

I hang out to shit post and help people

[toxic rock]

Those people weren’t obsessed from the beginning they were doing it for money

[scenic maple]

i dont think it like that tho

passion is all cool but you work for money

[lavish sage]

yes buddy ghulam

unless you have rich parents

[scenic maple]

can u say golam instead of ghulam

buddy zeeshan

[lavish sage]

ghulam is more accurate buddy ghulam

[scenic maple]

but i like golam more buddy zeeshan

[lavish sage]

okay buddy golam

[scenic maple]

thanks buddy zeeshan

[lavish sage]

your welcome buddy golam

[toxic rock]

Yea ofc It will be so much better if you work with something u have passion in but still there are many people comes to this field just thinking about money

[scenic maple]

in all honesty i dont mind that

[lavish sage]

yeah

[scenic maple]

people need to make living somehow

[lavish sage]

its fine to do something to make money

[scenic maple]

like look at buddy zeeshan he works at a cybersec firm and is still miserable

[lavish sage]

😔

[toxic rock]

[scenic maple]

i used to work remote so i was less miserable

[lavish sage]

im not that miserable compared to if i was working somewhere else

[scenic maple]

but i was miserable too indeed

[devout sail]

You aren't included in my list
And i still do machines at work

[scenic maple]

shadow21A list?

[devout sail]

So jobless rn?

[devout sail]

Yee

[scenic maple]

yeah

[devout sail]

Damn how big is your savings

[scenic maple]

its ok ish

[devout sail]

I cant last even 1mo without job

[scenic maple]

i am still doing uni

lmao

[devout sail]

Oh then it's alright ig

[scenic maple]

what do u spend at lol

[lavish sage]

cars and bitches i think

[devout sail]

Currently I'm the only earner at home so can't fuck around too much at work

[upbeat tangle]

Hes from india, shit salary

[scenic maple]

last time we talked he had none of them

[lavish sage]

ehh you can always get them

[devout sail]

I can't get car
Don't want bitches

[scenic maple]

well there was one good thing abt that work

it was full remote

[lavish sage]

everyone wants bitches buddy

[scenic maple]

i dont think i can ever work non remote now

i will be more miserable

[lavish sage]

look at buddy golam

[toxic rock]

Yea bc bikes are much cooler

[lavish sage]

he wants bitches but is broke af

[scenic maple]

i only want you

[lavish sage]

😳

[scenic maple]

😔 👉 👈

[devout sail]

I mean I miss stuff
But i now i just can't put enough efforts to maintain one

[lavish sage]

can we move in together 🫣

[scenic maple]

no

[kindred furnace]

/verify-certification

[devout sail]

It is, but I've to drive 60km per day
It gets annoying with 1 near miss per day atleast

[upbeat tangle]

For the kind of salary im not even lifting my ass of the couch

[scenic maple]

altho ngl i dont mind staying like this until i graduate from uni

[kindred furnace]

huh

[toxic rock]

Oh that’s reasonable

[vocal fog]

stfu and stop exposing me man.

do it again and I revoke your monthly commission

[scenic maple]

i never did 😩

[scenic maple]

NOOOOOOO

i will not say that again publicly

[devout sail]

Yesterday i saw a car overtake me and hit some guys on bike
One instantly died other was bleeding

Like literally 50m away from me

[rose onyx]

I'll take his cut

[vocal fog]

you better stay quite

[scenic maple]

you gotta join the call center and have an indian accent

[devout sail]

I had to drive slowly for the rest of the way

[kindred furnace]

guys how to verify cert

[toxic rock]

Omg that’s sad ngl

[scenic maple]

/verifycertification

[devout sail]

Do it again in #bot-commands

[lavish sage]

indian roads are brutal

[vocal fog]

if he does it again, then I'll include you. we will start a ransomware group

[devout sail]

Drivers are
They don't know shit about lanes

[rose onyx]

-# starts practicing head bob

[scenic maple]

you have never seen egyptian roads if you are saying that

[lavish sage]

its just a ton of people in a small space in a hurry

[toxic rock]

[devout sail]

Few weeks ago i was driving around 100kmph and the guy infront of me decided to take a U turn in same fucking lane 💀

[lavish sage]

did you die

[vocal fog]

RIP man

[toxic rock]

I think yea

[lavish sage]

https://tenor.com/view/unfortunately-i-died-but-i-survived-ice-age-buck-crash-gif-17916310

[scenic maple]

you die when you sleep too

[devout sail]

Nah i skid for like 10s or so

[lavish sage]

😭

[clever shuttle]

uhhrrm, so idk if this is the right place to ask this so appologise in advance :( but do you need proxmox to do the HTB stuff cause like it says in the setting up thing that u should install it but it doesnt run on my CPU architecture, i mean i could do it thru emulation ofc if nessecary

[devout sail]

And ABS doesn't help much lmao
For whatever reasons it's like gacha for me

[scenic maple]

bro has no skin left

[devout sail]

Sometimes it just works
Something it decides to be extra and not apply breaks

[devout sail]

I mean to say my bike skid, i didn't fall off it
It's like desperate and wonky drift

[lavish sage]

tbf 100km/h is pretty fast unless you're in a highway

[scenic maple]

100mph more like it

[lavish sage]

i've gone max like 115km/h on a less crowded road

[rancid swallow]

sup

[devout sail]

Yep highway
Otherwise i won't go over 70

[devout sail]

My bike peaks at 100
If feeling nice maybe 110

[toxic rock]

Sup bro how that game is going ?

[devout sail]

It's barely 150cc lmao

[rancid swallow]

wot game?

[lavish sage]

damn gixxer?

[devout sail]

FZ

[lavish sage]

i just have a honda 125cc but its pretty good

[toxic rock]

Last time you told me that ur making a game

[devout sail]

How tf it goes 110

[lavish sage]

its a gold edition one

[devout sail]

Plus I'm too blind to be going above 100 😔

[rancid swallow]

its been a year i havent made any game , coz GPU is ded

[devout sail]

Still that's crazy, the whole bike will start shaking xD

[stone marsh]

Rip

[lavish sage]

it does shake obviously

its kinda scary at that speed because you know if someone does anything sudden, you're completely fucked

[toxic rock]

Ow sorry I thought you working with your team on a web 3 game

[devout sail]

I was driving my friends BMW and u can go 120 and it won't feel much
And even 100 on mine feels like I'm using it's soul

[devout sail]

Yep i never really go beyond what i can't control, but other people are shitty variable

[mint raptor]

you guys have car

[rancid swallow]

Oh that things , yeah , well i dont work on it , my teammates do
thats going well so far we had released an analytics of Week 1, lemme share wait

[devout sail]

I'm not saying i can control 100, but I know if there's death involved it will be just me

[devout sail]

Bike

[lavish sage]

once i was around 100km.h and an old guy randomly decided to cross with kids

[toxic rock]

Oww damn that’s good

[lavish sage]

thankfully the old guy saw me and stayed behind and kids ran quickly

[toxic rock]

Bro almost killedd a hole generation

[devout sail]

If I had go pro, i could open youtube channel
Cuz I get ATLEAST one drama every day

[mint raptor]

which one

[devout sail]

Fz

[devout sail]

You pfp looks like one song i recently found

[toxic rock]

Nice progress there

[devout sail]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ptmo7cN_YKk

[devout sail]

What is this

[rancid swallow]

A Web3 Game(Fruit ninja alike but multiplayer) on a chain's test net called Push Chain

[devout sail]

Buzz words ic

[rancid swallow]

Blockchain

[devout sail]

More buzz

I c

[rancid swallow]

[devout sail]

Someone annoying me lmao

[mint raptor]

wish i was a farmer

[devout sail]

Farm deez

[mint raptor]

so i dont know stuff like blockchain

tickets

[mint raptor]

how much yours cost? i can farm it

[devout sail]

Idk man, not gonna use it anyways

[rancid swallow]

Once i get a pc in some time i'll again start working on normal PC games

[mint raptor]

YOOOO expired?

[rancid swallow]

[scenic maple]

farming is actually very difficult

and u also need to be rich

[devout sail]

Yeah farmers are the richest people

[lavish sage]

you just need to own lots of land

which makes you rich by default

[devout sail]

And land is cheap in villages

[scenic maple]

if you own lots of land you can just sit and not do anything

[mint raptor]

COMING FROM FARMERS FAMILY DAWG but apparently my ancestors decided to sell their land and now left with little

[mint raptor]

+1

[devout sail]

Who's gonna plow, sow, take care of them

[scenic maple]

poor people

[mint raptor]

we rent it

[devout sail]

I did farming a lil when I went to Village

[stone marsh]

Sla...I mean perfectly well paid employees

[devout sail]

Just to see how it feels

[summer urchin]

how dare u?