general

[rough mirage]

tung tung sahur and 67 cooked my math skills

[scenic maple]

ptolemy kept me up at nights

[eternal mango]

I only knew of it from the video

Not a subject I studied

[worthy cargo]

goodmorning people and non-people

[eternal mango]

Hey Eggzy, how goes it

[worthy cargo]

Ok so screw maths!

I'm doing well

[rough mirage]

isn't he the guy who developed geocentrism?

[worthy cargo]

Gonna DM you actually

[scenic maple]

yes

[rough mirage]

im a cat, thanks for saying non people. i feel loved and seen.

[summer urchin]

@median ivy when I meet you one day, I will be very scared lol

bros like a full head and more taller than me

[rough mirage]

meet ppl on discord? 😭

[summer urchin]

I know who he is

[rough mirage]

how tall are u?

[summer urchin]

5’7

[rough mirage]

oh you'd be like his chest length then

[summer urchin]

i’ll keep growing tho

[rough mirage]

im 5'9 and I have a 6'2 friend, that guy is a head taller than me

[rough mirage]

oh ur a kid like me 😔

-role

[summer urchin]

yes

[summer urchin]

yahh

[rough mirage]

idk im 16 and i think i stopped growing

[summer urchin]

ah

makes sense

[rough mirage]

although it's weird because im taller than both my parents but my grandad and uncle ( both from my moms side) are taller than me

[austere sinew]

HOI DONUT

[snow wraith]

[austere sinew]

roughly whatever 166cm is

[summer urchin]

noice

I’m 171

[snow wraith]

same mf

me too 171cm

https://tenor.com/view/ed-edd-and-eddy-were-the-same-height-short-shortness-in-denial-gif-9557968434302411241

[worthy cargo]

Ed Edd and Eddy

[rough mirage]

heightism 😔

[rancid swallow]

peak show

[molten bobcat]

I made eggs

[zealous charm]

eggcellent

[devout sail]

lemme fertilize dem

😏

[naive hearth]

hi

[scenic maple]

r u a chicken

[devout sail]

no

[scenic maple]

then be one

[eternal mango]

Had it generate an interactive JS version.. wanna see?

[scenic maple]

yes

svg? or canvas

[eternal mango]

SVG then rasterised and passed through the decoder to check, as it is a bit sensitive

[scenic maple]

daium sounds complex implementation

[eternal mango]

Just having it include rendering a debug overlay showing how the string is encoded, two secs

Yeah

I mean I understand the theory of how it is done

[scenic maple]

canvas better

[eternal mango]

but GPT did it much faster than I could

Well it does use canvas

but then rasterises the canvas to simulate decoding a PNG image version

[scenic maple]

hmm then its already in best state

[eternal mango]

instead of just the SVG which is much more precise

As you wouldn't share the SVG for a challenge

[devout sail]

[stone marsh]

The best use case of GPT

[eternal mango]

I'll chuck it up in a min

[eternal mango]

Gave Codex a try earlier for a brain burp of a passive meditative / narrative driven game where you exist purely as an asteroid

It did pretty well, but then it fell on its face

[frail turtle]

Ubisoft tellig me i need to put my "state of residence" in

I havent used ubisoft for anything in like 2 years

[eternal mango]

https://gist.github.com/g0blinResearch/d2aa11e5d6c8ee1862f1cb481896a43b

[frail turtle]

Im almost tempted to play splinter cell that was my favorite title

[stone marsh]

That sounds great and also potentially horrifying

[eternal mango]

(that's the brain burp game attempt)

[eternal mango]

Heheh, was inspired by Stanley Parable and Rock Simulator

One of those ideas that pops in to your head when you wake up at 4am

[frail turtle]

Poor stanley stuck with a talking voice in a building designed to house a nuclear bomb

[devout sail]

Why does it take forever to load
Even tho i got pretty okay internet

[turbid goblet]

Flat stanley?

My mom tried forcing me to read that book when i was a kid but it was so ass so i hid it under the couch

[devout sail]

I'll just blame it on GitHub, it's been down randomly anyways

[eternal mango]

https://g0blin.co.uk/ptolemy/

[frail turtle]

No stanley parable its a game

[muted olive]

GPT is great at image generation, here's proof

[scenic maple]

I mostly did nothing, and somehow something happened.

[turbid goblet]

Ik im just trollin and it brought up a core memory

[scenic maple]

danggg this is performent

[molten bobcat]

Ride the walrus

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-walrus-juice-extreme-walrus-juice-ride-the-walrus-gif-22563416

[stone marsh]

Looks kinda sick

[scenic maple]

😎

yall have been flexed upon but yall will never know

unless goblin decodes it

[eternal mango]

Need a higher quality image to decode, it threw its toys out of the pram with Discords compressed version lol

[scenic maple]

it says i use arch btw

[eternal mango]

🤣

Of course it does

[scenic maple]

but how do i decode tho

lets say i do have a high quality image

[eternal mango]

Well the JS is doing that already

or I have a Python script

[scenic maple]

hmmmm

[eternal mango]

If the simulated PNG decode passes, then it's decodable at least via that method from a PNG image

I'll ask GPT to explain

But it's down to the data encoded in the intersections between the lines and entities in the image

The image is decoded by first finding the circular lattice of anchor points, then identifying the red start marker and green unit marker to recover the ordering and the modular “spread” mapping used to place logical points around the circle. The magenta ticks mark the end of each encoded character block. For each block, the decoder reconstructs the cyclic quadrilateral points A, B, C, D: A is the current logical start, D is just before the separator, C is one step before D, and B is recovered from the black BD chord. Once those points are known, the step counts around the logical circle give AB and BC; the original character is recovered by computing q = AB - 1, r = BC - 1, and then ASCII = 16q + r. Repeating this for every separator yields the full hidden text.

[scenic maple]

so is there a limit to how many chars then?

[eternal mango]

Probably yeah, but no doubt it could be improved upon

This was just a one shot test to see if GPT could do it now, compared to a failed attempt 2 years ago

[scenic maple]

this is the kind of side quest one should have in tech

[eternal mango]

hahah 😄

For real

Random shit is the best of fun

I've another thing I wanted to use for April Fools, along with another maths thingy to hide the flag

Didn't update the flag in the app, might save that math crazy for something else another day

[molten bobcat]

I have dummy fast interwebs now

[scenic maple]

fr man

[molten bobcat]

Life good

[eternal mango]

Doubt the first thing will ever get used, so.. wanna see it?

[scenic maple]

yeah

[eternal mango]

https://g0blin.co.uk/010426/

It's "multi player"...

[scenic maple]

guys hop in

[eternal mango]

lol

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/belligerant-numerous-family-kids-nixon-gif-2631020834695737607

[eternal mango]

One of these things is not like the other..

[scenic maple]

yo whats this 3d sorcery

[eternal mango]

😄

It gets explained once you find something

[scenic maple]

the moving balls are other people i assume?

[stone marsh]

Damn that is trippy

[eternal mango]

We use a certain shade of Green at HTB

[rough mirage]

okay the susan situation has been sourted

[eternal mango]

Someone got it 😄

[rough mirage]

and by sorted I mean I told the kids to "accidentally" start kicking the football on her windows

[turbid goblet]

im lost

[scenic maple]

canvas be doing crazy stuff for the web ngl

[eternal mango]

Right!?

[scenic maple]

this might intrest you tho https://github.com/WICG/html-in-canvas

so i was looking at the htb sphere april fools thing

[eternal mango]

Hahah

Yeah

[scenic maple]

this would have been best case imo but it didnt exist back then

[eternal mango]

I tried to get that to be interactive

[scenic maple]

well now you can

[eternal mango]

but getting the x/y projection correct and predictable on all screen resolutions proved tricky

[scenic maple]

💪

[eternal mango]

Couldn't get it done in time

[scenic maple]

maybe we do a cylinder one time

[slim topaz]

AZ-500 or SC-200 ?

[eternal mango]

Hypercube next

[scenic maple]

try asking in #careers-and-certs

[stone marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/toad-todd-from-mario-carts-gif-17966042272114541030

[fallow snow]

This lenovo slim 7i aura off eBay some ass cheeks

Track pad freezes mid scroll and cursor can’t move ts some ass

[eternal mango]

Loved getting to grips with that serverless multiplayer service

Worked pretty damn well

[fallow snow]

any recs for laptops?

Gonna be using it for these classes as well as Kali and Linux https://catalog.purdue.edu/preview_program.php?catoid=18&poid=33873&hl="Cybersecurity"&returnto=search

[molten bobcat]

Lenovo typically does have good laptops with the Thinkpad models and the IdeaPad ones

[fallow snow]

I think this is called the yoga

there’s some warranty on it but idk man

Like I think this laptop has been used and the seller just swapped out the battery and made it seem new

[molten bobcat]

When school years start laptops go on sale, I know for a fact Lenovo does one every year

[gentle compass]

Hola

Hello

[slim topaz]

lenovo legion 7i pro

depends on your budget tbh

[fallow snow]

Lenovo Slim 7 Copilot+ Aura Edition Intel Ultra 7 258V 32GB 1TB 14" OLED W11H for $813

[quaint sun]

Time travel... I didn't realise seasons only started 3 years ago

[fallow snow]

Probably around $1k to 1.2k

Around that range

[slim topaz]

lenovo legion 5i pro

[fallow snow]

Gonna be using this all of college and potentially few years after

[molten bobcat]

That host should be sufficient

[fallow snow]

Apple MacBook Air 13" M4 chip 16GB RAM 512GB SSD Midnight MW133LL/A 2025 Model

$899.99 open box on eBay

[molten bobcat]

Are your courses on the main campus or online

[fallow snow]

is this ass or gas

[fallow snow]

Main campus

[slim topaz]

Air is ass

what are you using it for ?

[fallow snow]

Yeah the specs r fire but the hardware genuinely gotta be from Temu

[quaint sun]

Do you want it to run most modern games?

[molten bobcat]

No he's using it for school

[fallow snow]

nah

[quaint sun]

I suggest an IdeaPad on sale

[molten bobcat]

I like my IdeaPad

[slim topaz]

Macbook pro is perfect

[molten bobcat]

It has a touch screen and it's flexible

[slim topaz]

just make sure you have cloud storage LOL

[eternal mango]

Love my HP Envy x360

[fallow snow]

dawg the only game I play

Is blocked by this server auto mod

….

[molten bobcat]

Lmao

[fallow snow]

crazy

[quaint sun]

Last year I saw an IdeaPad Pro 5i Gen 10 on sale for £693

[molten bobcat]

That's cuz there's a lot of scams on discord involving the game

[slim topaz]

asus rog strix
Lenovo legions
lenovo thinkpads

[fallow snow]

oh

[molten bobcat]

So blocking the phrase in turn blocks a shit load of bot traffic

[slim topaz]

those are the best for their value

[molten bobcat]

You should see their logs

Lmao

[fallow snow]

https://catalog.purdue.edu/preview_program.php?catoid=18&poid=33873&hl="Cybersecurity"&returnto=search

pretty much these classes

[molten bobcat]

We know it's a cybersecurity course brah lol

The host will be fine

[fallow snow]

oops

[slim topaz]

you would not want a macbook with 500gb of storage

[fallow snow]

what host

HP EliteBook 8 G1i AI Laptop 16" WUXGA LCD Ultra 5 238V 32GB 1TB SSD WIFI W11P

[slim topaz]

you don't need a powerful gpu

[fallow snow]

is hp ass or gas

[slim topaz]

hp is ass tbh

[eternal mango]

HP been fine for me

[molten bobcat]

Says who?

[slim topaz]

compared to other alternatives

[slim topaz]

the computer nerds community

[gentle compass]

How are you??

[eternal mango]

Been better than my previous Dell XPS

Like

A LOT better

[slim topaz]

in what

[gentle compass]

I don't speak a lot English

[fallow snow]

might just settle for a thinkpad

but thinkpad so ugly and chunky

[slim topaz]

thinkpads are awesome

[fallow snow]

[molten bobcat]

Look at me dead in my eyes and tell me that every other host on that campus isn't gonna be a dell optiplex lmao

[eternal mango]

In being a laptop

[slim topaz]

trust me lenovo legion

[eternal mango]

...instead of pretending to be a jet

[slim topaz]

yeah they overheat

[eternal mango]

Why

[slim topaz]

best for value

[fallow snow]

Should I bring my 7900xt pc

Or leave it at home

And just do everything on laptop

[slim topaz]

just make sure it has 32gb of ram

[molten bobcat]

Depends on your living situation

[slim topaz]

and 2tb ssd

[fallow snow]

2tb….

[slim topaz]

minimum lol

[molten bobcat]

I dunno where your housing is gonna be and whether or not that's gonna be suitable for your main host

[fallow snow]

is that the new standard

[slim topaz]

for a cybersecurity degree hell yeah

[molten bobcat]

Good lord no you can do all of college for 1tb you're nuts lmao

[eternal mango]

wut

[slim topaz]

you gon be needing that

[molten bobcat]

For what

[slim topaz]

machines

[molten bobcat]

Enlighten me

Lmao

No

[slim topaz]

eve-ng alone takes 500gb

[molten bobcat]

???

[slim topaz]

or gns or whatever you're using for networks

[molten bobcat]

TF are you talking about

[eternal mango]

Noping out

[fallow snow]

What model thinkpad should I get

[slim topaz]

check his catalog

[rotund forge]

WHAT DA HELL!! Thinkpads are a way of life you better learn quick

[fallow snow]

the battery life on thinkpads r good right

[slim topaz]

x1 carbon

[fallow snow]

BRO IT GOT A BIG RED DOT IN THE MIDDLE

[molten bobcat]

I'm good I'm literally an industry professional and I have no clue what you're on about lmao

[fallow snow]

[molten bobcat]

That's the think nub brah

It's how it think

Its a mouse control

[slim topaz]

and you don't know what's eve-ng or gns3 ?

[fallow snow]

so mom highkey threw out the lenovo box it came in

I can just use another box and return it right

[gentle compass]

Who want self my friend??

[slim topaz]

well joe the better alternative

is to ask your classamtes if you met some

[molten bobcat]

Lol it's computer network simulation shit?

This has nothing to do with infosec

This is a network design tool lmao

[slim topaz]

uhm..... what

[fallow snow]

Lenovo ThinkPad X1 Carbon Gen 12, 14" Touch Core Ultra 7 165H 32GB, 1TB 2029 WTY

Why the hell this got warranty until 2029

[molten bobcat]

Pay attention in class bro

[fallow snow]

😟

[slim topaz]

you're wrong

[gentle compass]

Who speak in spanish??

[molten bobcat]

Lmaooo

[slim topaz]

i'm preparing my CCNP SCOR with it

[molten bobcat]

AI Overview

+10
What is Eve-ng? Eve-ng Set Up - IP With Ease
EVE-NG (Emulated Virtual Environment Next Generation) is a clientless, multi-vendor network emulation software used to create virtual, complex, and interactive simulations of computer networks. It is primarily used by engineers for proof of concepts (POC), testing network changes, training, and building labs (e.g., CCNP, CCIE) without physical hardware.

Lmaoooo

[quaint sun]

Looking at prices now, I can't believe how good a deal this was. It's like £1,500 currently.

[molten bobcat]

This is a networking design tool

[slim topaz]

that just proved what i said ?

[fallow snow]

https://ebay.us/m/uv1sy9

is this solid

[molten bobcat]

Yeah, it has nothing to do with cybersecurity

[fallow snow]

Or r there better deals and stuff

[slim topaz]

elighten me with what networking design means

[fallow snow]

x1 carbon

[molten bobcat]

I bought my laptop direct from Lenovo

I suggest doing the same

[slim topaz]

do you even know what cybersecurity means ?
so securing networks is not part of cybersecurity ?

[molten bobcat]

Ensures you get good shit

[slim topaz]

999$ is really good

[molten bobcat]

I have been in this industry longer than you've been studying

[slim topaz]

damn wish i was in US

[slim topaz]

that does not mean that network security is not part of Infosec or cybersecurity ......

[molten bobcat]

I didn't say it wasn't

[slim topaz]

you literally said it

[molten bobcat]

However the tool you are describing is not commonly used by cybersecurity folks

It's used by networking folks

Hence why I have never heard of it

[rotund forge]

Ain't the ccnp a cybersec cert?

[slim topaz]

and you're wrong again , my mentor uses it for enterprise security you don't just simulate networking devices

[molten bobcat]

No that's a Cisco networking cert lmao

[slim topaz]

you can even add servers , ids/ips

[slim topaz]

CCNP Scor is

[molten bobcat]

https://www.cisco.com/site/us/en/learn/training-certifications/certifications/enterprise/ccnp-enterprise/index.html

[eternal mango]

🤣

[slim topaz]

funny how you brought up the ENCOR

[molten bobcat]

I don't care about Cisco bro

They sell networking equipment

That's what they do

[slim topaz]

.....

[rotund forge]

I ain't sayin' it's the best but I mean like for arguments sake it's kinda a cybercert for all legal purposes

[molten bobcat]

Its just not

[slim topaz]

it's part of it yeah

[molten bobcat]

I don't know where y'all are getting this from

[slim topaz]

there is no 100% cybersecurity cert

if you're going to be into enterprise security specifically network security CCNP Scor is amazing

[molten bobcat]

Lmao

[slim topaz]

my friend has CCIE Scor and NSE8

[molten bobcat]

BTL1, BTL2, SEC+, OSCP..

GSOC..

[slim topaz]

BTL1 is for being a soc analyst

[molten bobcat]

Just to name 5.

[slim topaz]

oscp is for being a pentester

[molten bobcat]

Yeah that's a cybersecurity cert

[turbid goblet]

i have CEH that is a 100% cybersecurity cert

[slim topaz]

this is not cybersecurity

[eternal mango]

...

[molten bobcat]

Lmaooo

[slim topaz]

not 100% cybersecurity

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-monke-monkey-spin-ape-gif-25078721

[eternal mango]

I swear if you said water was wet, they'd disagree

[slim topaz]

you didn't even understand what i said

[eternal mango]

Just let them be

[molten bobcat]

Get the fuck outta here bro did you just say that pentesting and soc analyst aren't cybersecurity careers?

This is so bizarre lmao

[slim topaz]

There is no certification that covers all of the cybersecurity fields

[slim topaz]

did i say that ?

[turbid goblet]

my brain is blown

really?

[molten bobcat]

Yeah

[slim topaz]

you just said network security is not cybersecurity

[molten bobcat]

You kinda did lol

Sigh

[rotund forge]

You know fun fact you ever get lost and see a frozen lake surprisingly the ice is explosive.

[molten bobcat]

So since you're a bit dim, I went ahead and did some further research into why you might be upset and I think I've discovered the reason

There's a billion different fuckin variants of the cert called CCNP

[slim topaz]

yeah ?

[molten bobcat]

Because Cisco loves draining money from suckers

[slim topaz]

SCOR is for security i just said that

[slim topaz]

my company pays for it , thank you very much

and it's cheaper than OSCP

[molten bobcat]

Your company is a sucker

[silver forge]

someone didn't recognize cloud's certs and he got a bit mad

[slim topaz]

and actually helps you get a job

[molten bobcat]

I'm sure it does

Do you have a job

Because of your cert

[slim topaz]

yep

ccna got me my first job

and SCOR is going to get me a promotion

my friend got 50k bonus because he passed CCIE security

so what's your point ?

[turbid goblet]

usd?

[slim topaz]

yeah

[molten bobcat]

My point is that you're bad at communicating

[slim topaz]

because his company gets contracts because of it

[molten bobcat]

I would recommend working on this as this is a thing that could hold you back from promotions

[mortal forge]

fucking "cyber" security is the dumbest most marketed term in modern history

just call it info sec

ogfddamn

SAIIBBER SECHIURITI

DUH

[molten bobcat]

I mean hes also stated I don't have full infosec knowledge

[slim topaz]

i'm doing well for myself thank you , i don't communicate irl the way i communicate in HTB discord server

[molten bobcat]

Thank fuck

[mortal forge]

it's not personally about the people chatting here

[molten bobcat]

Cuz you suck lmao

[silver forge]

could also call it netsec because everything interesting happens in networks

[mortal forge]

i just read cyber a bunch of times in a row and it pissed me off

[mortal forge]

that would be better than saibber sechiuriti

[fallow snow]

so uh guys

[slim topaz]

infosec and cybersec are two different terms you can't use them interchangeably

[molten bobcat]

Lmaoooo

[fallow snow]

Lenovo ThinkPad X1 Carbon Gen 12, 14" Touch Core Ultra 7 165H 32GB, 1TB 2029 WTY

Is this solid for $949 before tax

[molten bobcat]

Bro who is teaching you??

[rotund forge]

we start spelling it like that we just might evade planitir

[molten bobcat]

They clearly don't have your best interest in mind

[slim topaz]

InfoSec (Information Security) is the broad discipline of protecting all data—physical and digital—from unauthorized access. Cybersecurity is a specialized subset focusing solely on protecting digital assets, networks, and systems from internet-based attacks. Simply, Infosec is the umbrella, and cybersecurity is a pillar underneath it

just google it mate

[molten bobcat]

This is so fucking stupid

[slim topaz]

i think your years of experience blinded you from the basics

[molten bobcat]

Lol

[slim topaz]

so whatever disagrees with you is stupid ?

[silver forge]

my favorite term is network centric warfare.

[molten bobcat]

No, just this particular paragraph

[mortal forge]

yes ALL DATA we cover confidentiality integrity and availability of INFORMATION regardless of medium, the word CYBER means absolutely fucking NOTHING technically it's a fucking prefix borrowed from cybernetics that has NOTHING to dow ith uS

REEEEEEEEEE

[slim topaz]

you don't even have to use it much tbh

[mortal forge]

ah

ok

[slim topaz]

because ?

[mortal forge]

https://tenor.com/view/love-love-gif-12170619027935642877

[molten bobcat]

How old are you?

[eternal mango]

Cyberspace, William Gibson

Not cybernetics

[slim topaz]

why are you asking me to reveal PII in a discord server ?

[molten bobcat]

Oooooooo outnerded

[fallow snow]

Or should I get it new off Lenovos website

[rotund forge]

tbh this whole platform is spyware

[fallow snow]

spend a couple more hundred

[molten bobcat]

I recommend this

[mortal forge]

really that's where it comes from?

[slim topaz]

that 999$ laptop is amazing

[molten bobcat]

They go on sale near school year starts

I would wait for a sale brah

[eternal mango]

Yep!

[molten bobcat]

So like.. around August?

[fallow snow]

Yeah I don’t need laptop for a while anyway

[slim topaz]

the internet*

[eternal mango]

William Gibson coined the term "cyberspace" in his 1982 short story "Burning Chrome" and later popularized it in his 1984 novel Neuromancer. He defined it as a "consensual hallucination" of data, a graphical representation of digital information. It was originally used to describe a, non-physical virtual reality.

Excellent books

[summer urchin]

yes

[eternal mango]

And author ahead of his time

[molten bobcat]

I still need to read them

[silver forge]

oh neuromancer is excellent

[austere sigil]

Heya

[mortal forge]

damn!

[eternal mango]

https://g0blin.co.uk/ptolemy

[molten bobcat]

You been okay kurisu?

[rotund forge]

no dawg like the telemetry in this app is like pure aids. Idk I was lookin' into it when they were going to go public.

[mortal forge]

not really, rough period

how are you?

[molten bobcat]

I'm doin okay

I hope things improve for you friend

[slim topaz]

😂 tbh you will see different people everywhere , you just gotta be confident of your information and know from where you get guidance

[mortal forge]

it's already getting better

[slim topaz]

but it's great overall

[molten bobcat]

Oh, and I have a blog now

[summer urchin]

KITTYYYY

[molten bobcat]

I yap about defensive stuff and investigative techniques

[austere sigil]

Link please

[molten bobcat]

https://c1oudbased.github.io/

[eternal mango]

Hodgeheg in friends garden last night. Before he went to bed at 2am he was running between the front and back window looking for it lol

[molten bobcat]

🦔

[austere sigil]

Gotta go fast!

[summer urchin]

ooooooo

[eternal mango]

Apparently his dog also answers to hedgehog as a name

[summer urchin]

[rotund forge]

cute little guy

welp I gotta do yard work

[eternal mango]

At a glance I read the word guy as something else. Was like.. woah woah, assuming preference on a hedgehog is a bit far!

Bedtime cannot come sooner.

[austere sigil]

Enemy of the State hits my nostalgia spot hard

[rancid totem]

when is the new season coming

[scenic maple]

🐔

[eternal mango]

@rancid totem

[fallow snow]

Original capacity was 57 wH, current capacity is 54.4 wH with 146 charge cycles.

So it is roughly at 95.4% after 146 cycles which is excellent.

Ain’t no way 146 is excellent

[granite bay]

Hello, guys season has ended, from where can I get my discount code

[eternal mango]

They generally are awarded up to a couple of weeks after the season has ended.

[rancid totem]

Thanks!

[turbid goblet]

i kinda forgot we even get rewards for the season

[unique pilot]

Thats called dinner

[fallow snow]

Intel® Core™ Ultra 7 258V Processor (LPE-cores up to 3.70 GHz P-cores up to 4.80 GHz / 32 GB MOP)
Operating System
Windows 11 Home
Lenovo recommends Windows 11 Pro for business.
Graphic Card
Integrated Intel® Arc™ Graphics
Memory
32 GB LPDDR5X-8533MT/s (Memory on Package)
Storage
512 GB SSD M.2 2280 PCIe Gen4 TLC Opal

How is this $2.1k on Lenovos site dawg

X1 carbon

[torn crystal]

hi guys

I've got like 128 gbs of ddr4 ram and a 4070 ti

I figure the new gemma model is cool and all but is there a way to absolutely use up all the ram like an idiot

[latent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-hi-chat-chat-goodbye-chat-bye-chat-gif-24115546

[torn crystal]

mad aura

[latent oak]

You should be able to make that thing into a space heater

[torn crystal]

hell yeah it is

I have to open my window because of how unbreathable the air is

[latent oak]

Heh

[torn crystal]

it's probably tons of dust collecting 🥀

[latent oak]

My office is similar in the summer… gotta turn on fans and open the window

[torn crystal]

feel that

[latent oak]

Even with the junk I run

[torn crystal]

can't really go to bed with the air in my room so I have to kind of sleep in the cold

open my window for a bit not very optimal

[latent oak]

It’s about 8 degrees here today

Celcius

[devout sail]

Almost 30

Calcium

[torn crystal]

I assume that's very cold

[latent oak]

Well… 0 is freezing

[torn crystal]

I've not really gotten the hang of celsius or fahrenheit

[latent oak]

So pretty chilly

[ornate ibex]

Henlooo

[torn crystal]

very cold

hallo

[latent oak]

It was twice that yesterday… spring in Canada

Am bored… need to find motivation somewhere

[torn crystal]

stare at a wall for 10 minutes and watch what happens

you'll get so bored that you'll find something to do

[silver forge]

after practicing meditation, I don't get bored even staring wall

[latent oak]

I should work on something… will go make food in a bit… makes the week easier

[rugged dune]

a question i ask every end of season

when are we getting the reward?

[iron galleon]

couple of weeks

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hodl-siteredditcom-diXrgHOhraudy

[rugged dune]

thanks goblin

[eternal mango]

So gotta watch that film again soon

[meager kernel]

Goblin grant me thy beard

[eternal mango]

Sorry, it cannot be removed

[rugged dune]

name ?

[eternal mango]

Total Recall

Not the remake

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100802/

[meager kernel]

Hopefully mine will be like yours someday, just minus the ginger

[eternal mango]

I hope it's ginger

[rugged dune]

Arnold = good movie

[eternal mango]

🙈

[meager kernel]

Im not ginger 😭

[eternal mango]

But what if your beard is

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/total-recall-see-you-at-the-party-party-michael-ironside-richtor-gif-16540338

[rugged dune]

7.5/10 dayum

[meager kernel]

My current beard after washing

It'll surpass goblin someday

[quasi ridge]

you're missing the middle

what happened, did you eat it?|

[torn crystal]

boredom resistance

[quasi ridge]

did it get stuck in the laundry machine?

[rough mirage]

bro shave it and start over

[meager kernel]

No

[rough mirage]

actually I can't be talking

[eternal mango]

Looking good

[rough mirage]

I look like a femboy why am I giving beard advice

[meager kernel]

AH FUCK NO!!!

[eternal mango]

hahahaha

[meager kernel]

HAHAHAGAGAGAH

[eternal mango]

Sorry, I had to

[meager kernel]

😂😂😂😂

Dude

[rough mirage]

made him white 😭

[meager kernel]

Didn't expect that but its so funny

[eternal mango]

Good effort

Keep the beard going!

Beards be bearding

[rough mirage]

im too young for a beard, best I can do is a shitty goatee

[meager kernel]

Ngl it kinda looks better ginger
Gives it a more fuller feeling

[meager kernel]

Me too

[eternal mango]

One of us! One of us!

[meager kernel]

Im 19

[rough mirage]

16

[meager kernel]

Ah youngling

[meager kernel]

How does one dye just their beard and not their hair 😭

[rough mirage]

ik a guy that applied rosemary oil on his beard or smth? maybe try that because he looks like kratos (very similar to ur pfp actually)

[eternal mango]

Well.. don't put the dye in your hair for starters?

I tried to dye my beard once as a joke

It all just washed out

(we couldn't be bothered to bleach it first so, yeah)

[rough mirage]

bro ur only 3 years older than me don't be talking 😭

[meager kernel]

I dont think my beard needs any supplement or anything, cause its already growing at fast rate

[meager kernel]

What did you try dying it as

[eternal mango]

Neon blue

[rough mirage]

oh it's not a supplement or anything, rosemary oil just thickens your hair and makes it fuller

[meager kernel]

What.

💀💀

[eternal mango]

We were drunk, she had spare dye

It didn't work

[meager kernel]

Still.

What.

[rough mirage]

blue beard? are u the Smurf?

[meager kernel]

Neon blue hahaha

[eternal mango]

😄

[ornate ibex]

Good Night

[meager kernel]

Yea its like the smurfs

[eternal mango]

nn Tejas 🙂

[meager kernel]

Goodnight

[ornate ibex]

get to ur bed g0blin

[eternal mango]

Smurfs didn't have blue beards..

[meager kernel]

I should sleep too, same timezone

[eternal mango]

Will do in a few hours

[meager kernel]

@ornate ibex you stole my real name 😔

[eternal mango]

Got Sushi incoming

[rough mirage]

what time zone?

[ornate ibex]

wanna swap?

[meager kernel]

Ist

[meager kernel]

Your real name would be my nickname?

[rough mirage]

oh, im bst

im Indian too

[ornate ibex]

no

[meager kernel]

Ah cool

[silver forge]

bs time zone

[rough mirage]

😭

[scenic maple]

tejas71

[meager kernel]

Everytime someone in chat mentions Tejas, I feel like "wait why are they talking about me?" 😭😭

[rough mirage]

😭

real name on discord kinda crazy

[scenic maple]

r u the gold man of india?

[meager kernel]

Yes

[eternal mango]

woah

[scenic maple]

@ornate ibex see

[eternal mango]

[scenic maple]

i was right

[meager kernel]

True

[rough mirage]

im the gay man of India

[meager kernel]

😭

[scenic maple]

but what matters is

who has more gold

[rough mirage]

i represent all gay indians trust

[rough mirage]

me

[meager kernel]

Me

[rough mirage]

NO ME

[meager kernel]

I need a 2 month internship

For summer

[scenic maple]

hmmm

[meager kernel]

[eternal mango]

For a laugh, after watching a video on random electronics from alibaba from bigclive, I have a load of mercury tilt switches

..and I don't know what to do with them

It's not gold

but it's certainly not supposed to be in my hands

[meager kernel]

When does HTB start internship openings

[eternal mango]

We have had interns for a few years now

Many of which have gone on to become full time

[quasi ridge]

Down in the intern mines....

[eternal mango]

I think there were openings recently, but not sure

[meager kernel]

No but like, you guys hire new ones at a certain time of year

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/into-the-mines-moria-fellowship-gandalf-of-the-rings-gif-26691387

[scenic maple]

i think they have one intern position open rn

check the page

[eternal mango]

Yeah https://www.hackthebox.com/join-us

[meager kernel]

Oh, what position exactly

[rough mirage]

@eternal mango yo you're a brit right? i currently attend sixth form and these people told me to get work experience (im sure you had it during your time)

I messaged tons of local companies for 2-4 day placements but they never got back. deadline is tomorrow. any idea what to do?

[eternal mango]

Software Engineering, but likely it's a position in Greece

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/uE4NTU1A53O.gif

[upbeat tangle]

So kratos gets nice weather OK

[eternal mango]

Another in New York

[scenic maple]

best bet would be to submit in global talent thing

[eternal mango]

(Revenue Analytics for New York)

[scenic maple]

do yall sponsor visa

[meager kernel]

No work from home unfortunately

[eternal mango]

Greek one was Software Engineering

[meager kernel]

Isn't greece insanely expensive

[eternal mango]

Uhhhm couldn't say, but for the right candidate I'm sure it wouldn't be off the books

[eternal mango]

Opposite

[meager kernel]

Oh

Crazy

[silver forge]

how about a signing bonus of one (1) billion euros

[meager kernel]

I heard greece's economy was expensive as fuck

[scenic maple]

i mean its comparative tho

[meager kernel]

Good to hear it isn't

[rapid badger]

Compared to what is the questio

[scenic maple]

compared to something like france and stuff would be cheap

[eternal mango]

1 billion Seadris coins and you got a deal

[scenic maple]

its closer to eastern europe

[silver forge]

hmmmm tempting tempting

[eternal mango]

I'll have to spin up a new token though

[ornate ibex]

What?

[eternal mango]

You'll have to cover costs

It'll have a 1:1 value with itself

And that's it

[meager kernel]

Well, i need an internship for 2 months (minimum), since its required by university, preferably in cybersec 😅😅
Let's see what I can find

[ornate ibex]

Kratos is the gold man

[scenic maple]

but his name is tejas

so that means what?

[upbeat tangle]

Teijas the gold man

[scenic maple]

pray tell

[meager kernel]

I am @ornate ibex
@ornate ibex is me

[eternal mango]

I forgot the Sake

Too late, almost here

[meager kernel]

Japanese rice wine?

Its sweet

[eternal mango]

mmhm

[quasi ridge]

you ordered sushi?

[meager kernel]

When i tasted

[eternal mango]

Yeah

[upbeat tangle]

Are you saying its HARD to find a work for free job these days? xD

[quasi ridge]

I almost did that tonight too

[meager kernel]

In cybersec? Yes

I want paid tho

Hopefully paid

[quasi ridge]

not worth the cost though, the place nearest me I've never tried...would be a big experiment :/

[meager kernel]

And I want them to give me actual pentest work, not just some bullshit report writing

😭😭

[quasi ridge]

and I have work in the morning...eating the wrong thing now would cost me money :/

[ornate ibex]

He is a golman and I'm impersonating.

[eternal mango]

There's a total of 2 sushi places near me. One is shit, the other is awesome

Found out which was which the hard way

Well.. easy way

Justeat

[quasi ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/flush-toilet-flush-ok-gif-14696350

[upbeat tangle]

in construction its normal for some young adults to come in the worksite and the older teach them how to do things, they get low salary but its its

[meager kernel]

Not in tech

Well I'll go around begging for work

Modern job market

I'll check through family connections

[upbeat tangle]

Seems like the modern job market is going to fail misreable in 20-30 years when all the seniors retiring and people never took in younger generation xD

[zealous charm]

Escpecially since juniors/interns are being replaced by AI

[quasi ridge]

the jokes on them..they're going to die when they have to share the same doc as 3000 others

and next appt is in 6mo but they have 3 to live

and don't even know before the 1 month diagnosis meeting to establish the 6mo check

that generation is going to realize how bad they fucked the pooch when they can't get doctor appointments either..no matter how loud they get

[eternal mango]

Ommmnomnom

[quasi ridge]

ah shit, tuna on the side..nice

[upbeat tangle]

At least im going to have a field day when everything eventually crumbles on itself xD

[toxic rock]

Is there are any staff or mod free I need to ask a question ?

[eternal mango]

By the time the systems fail, I'll have my commune for escaping nerds up and running

[eternal mango]

Feel free to ask here

[upbeat tangle]

you'll be able to heck the hallucinated AI slop by sneezing at it

[toxic rock]

I’m Level 11 (Beginner III) but don’t have the Script Kiddie role did I miss a step?

[eternal mango]

Ranks are being phased out, replaced with the new XP system

Updates to Discord will come

[upbeat tangle]

@eternal mango just like echoes managed to narrow down one of the seasonal machines into one single curl command, because of some unintended function xD the joke was that he slipped on a banana peel on the street and ended up root

[toxic rock]

So I take the role next season ?

[eternal mango]

The legacy roles are not a thing any more, unsure if the linkage with Discord is completely gone or not to be honest

Someone else will probably be able to answer that, but yeah.. those roles are on the way out

[eternal mango]

SQRL?

[toxic rock]

Okay got it thank you

[eternal mango]

Red Squirrels are apparently almost extinct in the UK now 😢

[scenic maple]

gopher troll 😩

[eternal mango]

Wombat stamp of approval

[eternal mango]

Love annoying the little one by pronouncing it as "me me's".. it's the little victories

[fallow snow]

Ok fellas so I return this back to ebay what do i buy now

Lenovo Slim 7 Copilot+ Aura Edition Intel Ultra 7 258V 32GB 1TB 14" OLED W11H

[eternal mango]

Think you got a load of advice earlier on this subject, no?

[mortal forge]

goofy ass

what is it looking at!

[eternal mango]

The other Meerkats

Best goof

[quaint sun]

That's impressive

[sturdy thistle]

@eternal mango bought the new drone yet?

[eternal mango]

No not yet, I don't use the one I have enough to warrant it

[sturdy thistle]

ahhh

[eternal mango]

Comes in handy every now and then

[fallow snow]

U right

So which model thinkpad should I get

[sturdy thistle]

yet 😛

[eternal mango]

hehe

[thick jacinth]

Why is my windows flagging my kali linux iso file

Aircrack ng file

And many more files

Windows 11 defender to be precise

[eternal mango]

Because files within the ISO are considered malicious or suspicious by some AV

[thick jacinth]

What am I supposed to do?

[eternal mango]

Whitelist a directory to save it in to if you need to

[upbeat tangle]

well, thats what 10 years of web development does to you xD

[thick jacinth]

I added them to quarantine

Im Android user nd im new to PC 🙃

[fallow snow]

The t14

[eternal mango]

You need to add an exclusion to Windows Defender for where you are saving the ISO to

Possibly where the VM disk image files are going to be stored also, not sure

Tempting as it is, don't just disable Defender entirely

You'll probably regret it

[upbeat tangle]

oh i see your talking about downloading for example kali on BINDOWS

[thick jacinth]

That's what people in thm discord suggested me

[eternal mango]

mmmm

[thick jacinth]

That disable whole defender

[eternal mango]

Don't

Adding an exception works perfectly fine

[thick jacinth]

I told them it's like running naked between people nd expecting them not to stare at u

[fallow snow]

Lenovo ThinkPad T14 Gen 5 14" Ultra 7 165U - 32GB RAM 1TB SSD - WARRANTY

I think I found the one guys, $899 before tax

https://ebay.us/m/e3k1Zx

[scenic maple]

ur baby?

[eternal mango]

Please stop Joe

You've been going on for hours

Just buy something

Commit

[upbeat tangle]

Thats not exactly the same thing, but yeah xD

[quaint sun]

It's like leaving your door open so your cat can come in instead of installing a cat flap

[upbeat tangle]

@thick jacinth i was running with disabled windows defender for like 8 years

[thick jacinth]

Nd then ?

[upbeat tangle]

And then i uninstalled windows

[fallow snow]

How’s the one I just sent

[thick jacinth]

I would love to hear the shit u have been through

[fallow snow]

Is it better than the slim 7

[eternal mango]

Literally

https://www.kali.org/docs/troubleshooting/windows-antivirus-warning/

[upbeat tangle]

Well, i was toying around a lot with stuff that defender constantly kept triggering, stuff thats basically malicious code, but code that i WANT to have on my computer

[eternal mango]

Follow their docs

Exceptions in defender work fine

You must've been doing it wrong

😅

[scenic maple]

dang they have it in their docs
goes to show how many people ask

[eternal mango]

If you still have issue even after that, maybe go and ask in their Discord

[quaint sun]

Defender had a bad intelligence update the other day which I'm sure some people here experienced

[zealous charm]

Just use a mac since they can't get viruses

[upbeat tangle]

[scenic maple]

what abt the viruses you make

[zealous charm]

the real friends are the viruses we made along the way

[scenic maple]

the worst triager can say is no

[zealous charm]

Nothing compared to my 2 chrome tabs

[scenic maple]

bro is writing 4k movies raw binary data in local storage

[thin field]

what are you calculating dog

[zealous charm]

nah just testing out some chrome bugs

[upbeat tangle]

@thick jacinth back the in the days windows defender used to be bad, it wouldnt even notice a basic keylogger

[scenic maple]

how else do i pay my taxes?

[turbid goblet]

yo my ass hurts

how yall fix ass hurting from sitting in chair all day

[thin field]

rounding down doesn't hurt

[scenic maple]

if u dont close ur calculator and keep using it it will grow larger

[thick jacinth]

I would love to talk to u in DM

[scenic maple]

irs get this guy

[zealous charm]

calculating all those millions in bounties you got

[turbid goblet]

i have no legs

[zealous charm]

[upbeat tangle]

Why? XD

[scenic maple]

all money i made online so far has been dev work and its not tax payabale enough 😔

maybe one day i get bugs

i do try once ina while

but it stops with oh thats interesting

[thick jacinth]

Maybe new friends

[upbeat tangle]

I thought bug hunting was just working for free for companies and getting gaslighted on every report

[thick jacinth]

Lol

[scenic maple]

thats not entirely true
you do get money and recognition

[zealous charm]

AI eating up all the bugs faster than a 2020 bug hunter with nuclei

[thick jacinth]

Help me start bug bounty

[scenic maple]

once you find a bug that means you found something thousands of other people couldnt find that makes you special

[scenic maple]

cold world we live in?

[frosty thistle]

laydown

[zealous charm]

Sure. Sit down at you computer and do 75% portswigger + 25% actual bug hunting for 3 weeks then check back in for recalibration

[turbid goblet]

i was gonna but i have to study

[upbeat tangle]

You may already have found a zeroday, but the company your reported it to call it a "duplicate", patch it instantly and you get screwed over

[mortal forge]

yes

[scenic maple]

speaking of which i was abt to ask you this i think bugs we learn abt in stuff like OSWA CWES are usually useless
we should try with newer bugs like http dsync attacks and shit

[frosty thistle]

thats how i study

[scenic maple]

yeah ngl sometimes it do be like that

but what can we do

thats teh best we got

you could sell it to the bad guys but you will end up in bad places

[zealous charm]

H1 is in hot water for closing valid bugs against multiple companies that lead to a breach

[crude island]

Hello all

[scenic maple]

cinzinga thoughts on this?

[upbeat tangle]

Oh really, someone is getting consequences from screwing over people

[zealous charm]

Always worth trying, but specifically for desync its usually against a CDN or underlying frontend/backend config. So those usually get patched upstream

[thin field]

my homies got BSCP and just did a specialty in one vulnerability to the max got payed well

[scenic maple]

😩

[scenic maple]

what did he pick?

[gilded fern]

Where is this?

[scenic maple]

i finished cwes path i should get serious

[zealous charm]

fr we are so lucky to have bug bounty. Name another industy where you can open your web browser and make $$$$ with a few hours-to-days of effort

[scenic maple]

mac its an operating system from apple

[thin field]

CSRF but you can go wild whatever you like will work if u are really a speclist most ppl spray and pray

[scenic maple]

so like made a poweful scanner and sprayed on h1 targets

hmmm

[gilded fern]

nac?

[scenic maple]

mac*

[quaint sun]

nac

[upbeat tangle]

[scenic maple]

yall bullies

[upbeat tangle]

Im happy that you guys are positive about coporate xD

[gilded fern]

I mean where's that window from? I have it different

[fallow snow]

Ok guys my last comparison and then I buy

https://ebay.us/m/xIRZgU

https://ebay.us/m/e3k1Zx

[scenic maple]

i dunno i stole it from internet

[thin field]

no he wen the manual way drank 5 monster cans a day and sweated to brazilian fonk it worked what can I say

[latent oak]

I should try some bug bounties before they go away

[zealous charm]

the OOM window only comes up when you are OOM, different from force quit

[mortal forge]

brave browser

[analog mortar]

do we have any hope about red team cert from HTB?

[mortal forge]

😭

[scenic maple]

sounds more like a gym bro

[gilded fern]

Got it thanks

[scenic maple]

you learn something everyday

[jagged storm]

CAPE kinda is

[gilded fern]

?

??

[zealous charm]

Yeah not sure if there is a way to force it

[upbeat tangle]

idk how you would make that a cert, fully red team activity includes physical interaction often

[jagged storm]

CRTO/CRTL

[zealous charm]

Pretty great indeed that a bunch of companies are like: the internet is a scavenger hunt that ends in us paying you money

[upbeat tangle]

100% online cert, you can learn the technical parts, but sometimes you need to cook up some bs theatre fooling people for the true red team exp xD

[jagged storm]

There's always the covert entry cert from RTA for that

[mortal forge]

real

i be hating just because it's you

[zealous charm]

The value of a physical red team cert is little to none

[mortal forge]

and i am a DFIR specialist

the best

[upbeat tangle]

god damn, theres a cert for everything

[mortal forge]

ask an albanian gentleman to teach you

black team experience

[gilded fern]

https://tenor.com/view/cherry-meme-png-gif-7341493803536644900

[upbeat tangle]

The guy who can sell a fridge to an eskimo

[mortal forge]

you're talking about @gilded fern

[gilded fern]

you're talking about @lament birch

[upbeat tangle]

Am i talking about @lament birch talking to @gilded fern talking about @mortal forge ?

[mortal forge]

that's right

[gilded fern]

https://tenor.com/view/mariolord-mariolord14-mario-lord-mario-lord-gif-12993108603153607612

[upbeat tangle]

I think im starting to understand this human centipede

[gilded fern]

https://tenor.com/view/vigilanteskass-gif-12238985672618509371

[scenic maple]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/2131475527636844

[mortal forge]

i did not really enjoy the movie

[upbeat tangle]

I hope nobody did

[gilded fern]

I don't have an account...

[scenic maple]

U don't need one

Just click the cross

[gilded fern]

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-memes-69-gif-14341713895443202722

[scenic maple]

[zealous charm]

[gilded fern]

golam71 the facebooker

[zealous charm]

classic golam

[analog mortar]

Real facebooker

[scenic maple]

Golam myspace

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-disgust-ew-the-boys-stabilized-gif-4078424461228351184

[zealous charm]

golam71 -> born in '71 -> checks out he'd use facebook

[scenic maple]

I mean y'all use LinkedIn

[zealous charm]

only for getting jobs

[scenic maple]

I am clearly better

[gilded fern]

https://tenor.com/view/its-its-always-sunny-always-sunny-charlie-day-charlie-gif-16330640

[mortal forge]

I’m excited to share that I’m starting a new chapter! 🚀

After an incredible journey, I am transitioning away from my current role and taking some time to reflect, recharge, and refocus on my next big challenge. I am immensely grateful for the experiences I’ve had and the amazing people I’ve worked with along the way.

I am now officially "Open to Work" and looking forward to exploring new opportunities where I can bring my passion and expertise to a forward-thinking team. If you know of any roles that might be a good fit, or just want to reconnect, I’d love to chat!

#NewBeginnings #CareerGrowth #OpenToWork #NextChapter #Gratitude

[scenic maple]

What do u use for memes

Cause reddit is stinky

[mortal forge]

insta or tiktok

[gilded fern]

tiktok

https://tenor.com/view/cornball-corny-corn-cringe-gif-897539710037372218

[mortal forge]

that way i give all my data both to meta and to the ccp

[mortal forge]

cornwhat? you are the most brain rotten person i know

[gilded fern]

Senator i'm singaporean

[upbeat tangle]

That sounds exactly like linkedin slop

[high cobalt]

What a nice corporate way to say "unemployed"

[scenic maple]

Nah that's cursed

Facebook better

[mortal forge]

literally 😄

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/what-happened-what-happened-to-you-as-a-child-what-kind-of-trauma-makes-you-act-like-this-stare-stare-cat-gif-2454779732634892782

[scenic maple]

Would rather live with boomers than gen z and alpha

[high cobalt]

Wait, there is a LinkedIN speak translator?!

[mortal forge]

L take

[queen holly]

Hi guys. Do you know when will we get season rewards? I need cube xd

[mortal forge]

https://translate.kagi.com/

[remote bolt]

finally got my Intel core ultra 9 275 HX, 96 GB DDR 5 and rtx5090 Mobile

[scenic maple]

So what now?

[remote bolt]

😆

[upbeat tangle]

I’m thrilled to share that I’m starting a new position! I’m incredibly grateful for the journey that brought me here and can’t wait to dive into this next chapter. A huge thank you to everyone who has supported me along the way. Onward and upward! 🚀✨ #NewBeginnings #CareerUpdate #Hiring

hahahha

[gilded fern]

I got fired.

After getting the boot, I’m currently sitting on my couch trying to figure out how I’m going to pay rent while pretending this was my choice. I’m unemployed and desperate.

I need a job immediately. If anyone is actually hiring and not just "ghost posting," let me know, because my bank account is looking pretty grim.

[zealous charm]

hacking today?

[scenic maple]

oh man why do they have to ruin emojies

[scenic maple]

Yes pico ctf cleared 3 mediums

[upbeat tangle]

what language is that translated too

[scenic maple]

Learned about flask sessions
And SQL bypass

[gilded fern]

japanese

[remote bolt]

try callcenter tech support job

[upbeat tangle]

After an incredible 30-year journey with my previous employer, I am officially starting a new chapter! While it’s a challenging time as I navigate immediate financial hurdles and housing transitions, I am choosing to see this as an opportunity for growth. I am now #OpenToWork and eager to bring my decades of experience to a new team. If you know of any opportunities or can help boost my visibility, I would be incredibly grateful for the support of my network! #CareerTransition #NewBeginnings #Resilience

[gilded fern]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[scenic maple]

People actually say pico ctf is easy and that's true for the first 30 challs
After that you unlock more stuff that u couldn't see first

Then it's just like htb

[remote bolt]

why am i too lazy to do some cybersec

[upbeat tangle]

@gilded fern that is linkedin speak for "I got fired and lost my job i worked at for 30 years, i am now unable to afford paying my bills and are about to be homeless in a week."

[high cobalt]

I am currently embarking on my cybersecurity journey as a lifelong learner, with a dedicated focus on mastering penetration testing and offensive security through the Hack The Box platform. I am committed to continuous professional development and am striving to reach the top tier of global talent in this space. 🚀💻 #CyberSecurity #ContinuousLearning #HackTheBox #GrowthMindset

[gilded fern]

After30 years, I got dumped by my job and I'm officially screwed. I'm currently broke and about to lose my house, but I'm supposed to pretend this is some "opportunity" instead of a total disaster. I'm desperate for a paycheck and need anyone to notice I exist so I don't end up on the street. Please click the button so I can eat.

[remote bolt]

why did u apply for this job ?

me:
cuz i need money ?

[thin field]

homie we are not linkdin recruiters😭

[turbid goblet]

bro i see that guys linked in post everyday

[gilded fern]

https://tenor.com/view/rolecist-rolecism-level-10-no-talk-reach-level-10-first-gif-8350900745734822000

[zealous charm]

"What are your goals for this year"

collect a paycheck every two weeks

[remote bolt]

😆

[turbid goblet]

actually i dont see that anymore because I blocked him lmao

[remote bolt]

funny hackthebox calls me noob

[iron galleon]

i would unironically put this on my job application

[mortal forge]

who's hackthebox

show him who's boss

[gilded fern]

I'm spending all my free time on Hack The Box because I'm trying to learn how to hack. I'm nowhere near the top tier yet, but I'm grinding away at it because I want a better job.

[upbeat tangle]

We are currently right-sizing our human capital by 50% to leverage AI-driven efficiencies and optimize our operational bandwidth going forward.

[remote bolt]

i already hacked hackthebox

[thin field]

[gilded fern]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-larp-larp-larp-sahur-sahur-larp-larping-gif-18307483096237429166

[crude island]

[gilded fern]

[high cobalt]

Except the last scentence, this is correct

[untold fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/thor-thor-infinity-war-gif-25139201

[upbeat tangle]

I LOVE CORPORATE JARGON

We are excited to kick off our strategic bug bounty initiative, designed to incentivize stakeholders who identify system vulnerabilities with financial compensation. However, our internal roadmap involves leveraging a gaslighting paradigm on every actionable submission, categorizing valid findings as "duplicates" to optimize our bottom line and sunset any potential payout obligations.

[iron galleon]

im tryna kill this spider tryna sneak into my office

bro

[summer urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/thor-gif-21643627

[crude island]

Kill it with fire 🔥

[iron galleon]

thats what my dad suggested

[untold fiber]

the authentic bug bounty experience is just stack overflow simulator

[iron galleon]

that i burn the house down