general

[scenic maple]

who is your favorite Chinese

[tame gust]

yo mama

[lavish sage]

xi jinping

(i dont know any other chinese)

[tame gust]

xit jong UN

[scenic maple]

she aint chinese

[lavish sage]

he's the chinese buddy

[scenic maple]

i am not talking abt xi

brother

cool down buddy

[tame gust]

wait

ups

[lavish sage]

bing bong is still here??

@subtle plover its actually over for you

[terse dirge]

@subtle plover

[terse dirge]

We still waiting for the return of seadris

[rancid swallow]

sup

[zealous charm]

[lavish sage]

:homiekiss:

?? why is that not an emoji here

[rancid swallow]

[tame gust]

we can post shyt like this but not milk

aight mods

[rancid swallow]

I have that emoji , but idk if it would be appropriate to send .?

[lavish sage]

dont be old fashioned heathers

[tame gust]

its sooo appropriate

[lavish sage]

it was popular here

[rancid swallow]

[high cobalt]

Wdym ypu can't post milk?

[rancid swallow]

here goes nothing then

[tame gust]

it was popular among me and Zeeshan

[lavish sage]

there was a great banning against milk

[tame gust]

SAVR THAT SHYT

[rancid swallow]

Dont ban me now xD

[lavish sage]

the nigerian guy is still banned i think

[tame gust]

LMAAAAAO

agent

[high cobalt]

Why?

[tame gust]

the fkin legend

[tame gust]

you cant post milk

[lavish sage]

mf agent

went too hard in the paint with milk

[tame gust]

or 🍼

[mystic harbor]

🥛

[tame gust]

🍼

[lavish sage]

the mods did this shit man

[high cobalt]

Lmao

[lavish sage]

imagine that

[tame gust]

can we aleast have FKIN DORAN BACK

[rancid swallow]

have this instead

[crimson smelt]

i :wq my notes from last night but I restored a different snapshot on my VM when I just booted it up now and realized I just lost all my notes because I didn't save them outside that VM

[rancid swallow]

[crimson smelt]

like 6 hours of notes

[tame gust]

🍼

imagine white monster inside this

[austere sinew]

it took me a while but i am now at peace with what i have done

[summer urchin]

wolo

[summer urchin]

hiya

[rancid swallow]

imagine a baby drinks it

[mystic harbor]

No [REDACTED] bottles

[rancid swallow]

[tame gust]

that baby finna have strong legs

[tame gust]

sir thats my water buttle

thats what i tell HR

[rancid swallow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/baby-memes-tuff-e7CD41ekE5ZUSgTnkn

[mystic harbor]

And then be sucking

Looking at him

[rancid swallow]

@tame gust baby's reaction after drinking that

[tame gust]

was i speeding officer

[high cobalt]

Oh no, as if normal babys weren't bad enough ...

[tame gust]

then he be saying shyt taste good fam, pass the coke now

[rancid swallow]

diet coke

[worthy cargo]

Pakistani people are Indians too. It was all one big mother India before the British showed up and divided and conquered. Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Christian, etc. lived quite peacefully. Just because you put lines in the dirt and call yourself a Pakistani doesn't mean you stopped being Indian.

[rancid swallow]

[worthy cargo]

You're from the Indus valley civilization. You're Indian. Accept it and be merry.

[austere sinew]

hihi donut hru

[tame gust]

but pakistanis looks better than indians

[rancid swallow]

Someone give this man da Aadhar Card

[lavish sage]

chat i just learned new stuff

[tame gust]

also why, did indian became super dirty ?

[lavish sage]

there's no bangalis, no sri lankans, no nepalis, no pakistanis, no afghanis

just indians

[rancid swallow]

[lavish sage]

thanks babe

[tame gust]

is this farisi ?

[lavish sage]

this is why i love u

[supple plume]

is this a XSS payload?

[worthy cargo]

It's something someone once told me. I screenshotted it.

[lavish sage]

its urdu

[tame gust]

you're the pakistani super model

[lavish sage]

i can read it actually

[rancid swallow]

corruption , illiteracy , no civic sense taught in schools , only stuff that is useless in life , and what not , list can go on

[lavish sage]

:homiekiss:

[rancid swallow]

but there are civilized people too , they just get overshadowed by these who are not

[lavish sage]

and breeding like rabbits did a fair bit too i think

[rancid swallow]

[tame gust]

i would love to have 20+ kids

ngl

[high cobalt]

Yeah, looks like that to an european like me ...

[tame gust]

one of em must became rich and carry the family

but there's some risk to it

[lavish sage]

that girl's gon die before u get the 10th kid out son

[rancid swallow]

then u can sit and see them have a whole cricket match

[tame gust]

think outside the box, muttiple baby mothers

[pale hound]

Where do I post my info for sign in

[lavish sage]

ah yes ofc

how could i be stupid

[mystic harbor]

You would forget some of them

[lavish sage]

poly life

[high cobalt]

Wild

But you do you

[tame gust]

i only need to remember sum of em

but damn 20+ kids

that actually sounds good

[mystic harbor]

How villains are born

[tame gust]

imagine how many grand sons you'd have

[lavish sage]

a village on ur own

[tame gust]

and think to yourself this all happend because i got laied

[worthy cargo]

Thank you for applying and expressing interest in the CyberSecurity Advisor - Security Operations.

We were fortunate to have a number of qualified candidates for the position. After reviewing your qualifications, we have decided to pursue other candidates whose credentials more closely match the position's target.

We wish you the best of luck in your career search.

[mystic harbor]

How tf would you feed them

[tame gust]

20+years they name the city after you

[pale hound]

I'm new let me properly interduce my self as W8STR

[lavish sage]

gov programs

[lavish sage]

heather land

[tame gust]

a monkey doesnt concern himself with such things, he just make kids and whatever happends, happens

nature is kind

[worthy cargo]

the only problem is that we're not monkeys

[pale hound]

Is this a roleplay server it says general

[worthy cargo]

We're Great Apes

[lavish sage]

great apes

[mystic harbor]

your wife would sue you

[lavish sage]

close enough

[tame gust]

we chose not to be monkeys

[worthy cargo]

Monkey and ape not close enough

[tame gust]

you're thinking outside the money relm now

[lavish sage]

alls i got is debt to my eyeballs

what she gon take

[tame gust]

alll i hear is excuses chat

yall got a problem for every solution

[lavish sage]

show 'em heathers

[pale hound]

Oh this htb

[tame gust]

we gotta re-populate the earth

[pale hound]

Dang my bad

[tame gust]

make more babbies

[summer urchin]

true

[lavish sage]

bad time to join htb gen chat for the first time lmfao

[summer urchin]

lol

[mystic harbor]

Think about your wife she would do labor

[tame gust]

genchat true colors

[mystic harbor]

Her max count is 67 kids

[lavish sage]

he already fixed that problem

multiple baby mamas

[tame gust]

what about 4 wifes

[willow storm]

[lavish sage]

just become a mormon or an arab

simple

[mystic harbor]

Evrything goes against women you would spend half life in courts

[tame gust]

crazy how in the west you can have a wife and unlimited grilfriends but cant have 2 wifes

[mystic harbor]

[tame gust]

let me do my job first and get 20+kids and if i got to jail, we go to jail

[scenic maple]

its actually illegal in the us

[tame gust]

one of them 20+ kids finna become rich and bail me out

[worthy cargo]

Do what thou wilt, shall be the whole of the law

Alister Crowley

[mystic harbor]

Ay I am not in this

💀

[pale hound]

Why the heck does it keep pointing me back here

[mystic harbor]

I hate babies anyways

Annoying shits

[high cobalt]

Whats illegal?

[tame gust]

buddy you not raising kids, you finna be busy re-producing

[scenic maple]

getting married to 2

[tame gust]

having 2 wifes, but you can have 20 girlfriends and a wife

[lavish sage]

golam

will you have 2 wives or multiple

[mystic harbor]

If my baby cries i might slap it hard might die

[scenic maple]

i think i will die before i get to that part

health is wealth

but not everyone is wealthy

[lavish sage]

nooo buddy

[mystic harbor]

40 yrs more

[tame gust]

you're a king you have your own house, and baby momas come, you just select from the catalog

[lavish sage]

ur getting married soon im sure

[scenic maple]

cant beat lung cancer

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-dead-monkey-gif-14754959

[tame gust]

if you can make atleast 6 kids you're 100% healthy as fuck

[scenic maple]

more like make it to 6 years

[tame gust]

its called natural selection

[high cobalt]

Ah sorry missed the context. I mean I guess its 1. Bc of religious believes (worst argument) and 2. Bc marriage has some tax benefits

[scenic maple]

tax benefits in 2026?

[tame gust]

bro replied to that in the most LLM fasion way ever

PS: please note that. IM FKING JOKING

because thats what we do in genChat

1% is for technical conversations

[lavish sage]

you're 100% serious

this is on the record heathers

[tame gust]

im doding bans man

[gaunt hinge]

Can anyone help me explain the TCP handshake?

[jagged storm]

Joking? In gen chat? Scandalous.

[tame gust]

i wish i had rat's grammar

holy fuck

[mystic harbor]

@tame gust he is the best we got

[high cobalt]

Okay yeah true haha. German government is currently trying to make marriage look like the most useless live decision so ...

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-muscle-strong-man-gif-5783927

[tame gust]

mind you my yapping in genChat cost me a pentester role before

[scenic maple]

read online abt what it is
come back here on what you dont understand and ask abt that

[tame gust]

i must leave

[gaunt hinge]

Ohh ok

[tame gust]

@mystic harbor they did a background check and foundount about genChat

istg

and that ws i was confirmed

[lavish sage]

blud sacrificed for us ✌️ 😔

[tame gust]

it was a heartbreak

[tame gust]

naah i hate yall for that shyt

[high cobalt]

Sorry to confuse you, but I am definitely not an LLM. I am a human being liking human things. If you like to know more about me you can just ask me a [Token limit reached]

[scenic maple]

he copy pasted the offer text in here
altho redacted they were very pissed

[sharp shuttle]

hello sirs i am haridwar hackar

[scenic maple]

whats a software hacker

[jagged storm]

[sharp shuttle]

i use chitragupt to help me

[tame gust]

yeah and he got pissed for that, like common man nothing was leaked, there were only, "hey can we schedule a meeting next week"

????????

cmon man

[mystic harbor]

Hacker who is soft

[scenic maple]

well you see they didnt want any1 else in the chat too know that they copy pasted the same msg

[lavish sage]

wild story

[jagged storm]

I'm always rock hard, because nothing rocks harder than a rock.

[tame gust]

that make no sense

[mystic harbor]

That makes you hardware hacker

[sharp shuttle]

rats got me all bricked up like an iot device running custom bare metal firmware

SHEEEEESH

[lavish sage]

and they say there's kids here

[scenic maple]

i had an opposite story i was complaining about my life with js

and they reached out from the chat and we did a few projects

[sharp shuttle]

kids have lost their innocence, i dont care about them

[scenic maple]

it was cool

[lavish sage]

wild getting a job interview from gen chat

[scenic maple]

didnt want to a miss free money

[sharp shuttle]

tell me about a time you took accountability, zeeshan

[scenic maple]

well not free but u get the idea

[mystic harbor]

Wild is busy playing chess

[lavish sage]

clubby or wethands once reached out to me on discord about making a pwn challenge

accountability??

im very accountable

[tame gust]

WISE TYPING

[fickle kernel]

Chat, I need to decide data deletion policy instead of our DPO

[sharp shuttle]

i love clubby

[gaunt hinge]

Ok, I think I have understood the TCP handshake

[fickle kernel]

I’ll say delete everything

The entire domain

[sharp shuttle]

there are alot of frogs in chat now

[lavish sage]

delete everything

but just say you did and keep everything

[tame gust]

aaah yes the protection officer that his job is not data protection or deletion

[tame gust]

overwrite everything

[sharp shuttle]

i say delete anything that isnt PII and then steal that part, then delete it

[tame gust]

overwrite the blocks

[sharp shuttle]

then sell it

[lavish sage]

shred everything

[tame gust]

make it unrecoverable, noe one tells you what to do

[fickle kernel]

Data protection officer said he doesnt feel responsible for data protection

https://tenor.com/view/dna-dns-meditation-gif-5429687900061048057

[tame gust]

he might feel tomorrow something else

[sharp shuttle]

and thats why you are the wise frog and hes the dipshit frog

[lavish sage]

man imagine destroying a 2 TB SSD just for fuck ass data protection???

[high cobalt]

Just copycats of Froj

[sharp shuttle]

GRC exists to force you to buy new hardware

[tame gust]

Frog take me as an intern with no pay please

[sharp shuttle]

no other reason

its useless

[tame gust]

give me work

[fickle kernel]

You can make me a coffee rn

[sharp shuttle]

what will you have

[scenic maple]

cant u just deep clean the data and keep the hard drive?

[tame gust]

do you want a foot massage with that

[sharp shuttle]

i take you for a black man

[fickle kernel]

Doppio

[lavish sage]

nah this is wild

reminds of the skit

'can i have a coffee black'

[tame gust]

wise is fat, he drinks it with milk

[lavish sage]

'cant you see we talking, white'

[sharp shuttle]

same bro

[fickle kernel]

I aint even fat 😔

[sharp shuttle]

heathers how many accounts do you have

[tame gust]

you just shubby

[fickle kernel]

Buddy im 80 kgs

[tame gust]

how tall ?

[lavish sage]

how tall

[tame gust]

in what

[lavish sage]

bro's like 5' :crine:

[sharp shuttle]

How many pounds is that and not the money version of poinds

[fickle kernel]

180-185 cm, idk

Somewhere in that range

[tame gust]

you hella skinny

[sharp shuttle]

whats a centimeter

how many inches is that

[tame gust]

6.2f

[lavish sage]

1 inch is 2.54 centimeters

[scenic maple]

mr robot

[abstract orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/100-gif-26246178

[mystic harbor]

I am 188 cm and 70 kg 🥀

[scenic maple]

188 pounds baby

[sharp shuttle]

wow when she says she wants a 666 man imma say that in 6cm, 6kg, and 6kph

thank you eurobros

[tame gust]

damn yall living off instant noodles or something ?

[scenic maple]

what do you live off?

[lavish sage]

im 184cm and 82kg

[tame gust]

eggs, meat, chicken and tuns of bread and rice

[lavish sage]

i think lowest was 78kg for me

[supple plume]

you're taller than me 🥀

[sharp shuttle]

wisefrog i will bet you 90 dollars i am fatter than you

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/america-flag-eagle-gun-murica-gif-17704139

[terse dirge]

I fw the metric system heavily tbh and I'm American

[fickle kernel]

I mean, I aint gonna bet against that

[tame gust]

its far easier to understand

[terse dirge]

It's more precise and easy for conversions

[supple plume]

bro 6cm is like a lock key

[sharp shuttle]

too late, i win

[jagged storm]

But with less freedom

[supple plume]

I will take that bet

[tardy compass]

when you realise you put the milk before the cereal

[lavish sage]

imagine going against an international standard just because

[terse dirge]

The whole 4 quarts to a gallon makes sense but I'm lost after that

[mystic harbor]

I was 52kg 2 years back

[terse dirge]

The ship that had the metric stuff got attacked by pirates vro

[sharp shuttle]

damn you guys are twigs

[fickle kernel]

2 years ago I was 70, living off cigarettes and snacks

I think I got healthier since I dropped smoking

[terse dirge]

I used to be a tank vro. I used to be 155lbs 2 years ago

[tame gust]

im like 85kg, and 176cm rn

[lavish sage]

fat heathers

[sharp shuttle]

feathers

lolol

[jagged storm]

155lb tank? Are you a dwarf?

[lavish sage]

fat people are more polite usually tho

idk how that works

[tame gust]

i got muscles

[sharp shuttle]

because they ugly so you cant be mean

[terse dirge]

I'm 170cm (5 ft 7) and 60kg rn

[tame gust]

and 100% not ugly

[lavish sage]

u can be mean and ugly

[tame gust]

and aint fat

[hoary dawn]

Good morning HTB

[sharp shuttle]

its a bad choice to be mean and ugly

[hoary dawn]

[sharp shuttle]

sup rigged you sexy ass man

[tame gust]

NOOOOO

[hoary dawn]

He knew I got a haircut without even seeing it

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kat-kitties-kitten-meme-gif-7515526262383717306

[sharp shuttle]

You were feeling fresh to me

call it aura

[terse dirge]

This is tuff

[hoary dawn]

😂😂 Aura all around in this server I come here to be humbled

[sharp shuttle]

You should change your name to Riizzed

[hoary dawn]

Ceald I really like void Linux

[jagged storm]

Did you even craft the packets for that message by hand

[turbid goblet]

I am dead

[tame gust]

imma piss some people off

[sharp shuttle]

nothing like the patrons who smell like pepperoni and asshole found in groups every friday night playing magic

[fickle kernel]

Ok chat, I go back to the pentest

[sharp shuttle]

see you next month

[fickle kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/disappear-gone-vanish-piece-im-out-gif-17966078

[terse dirge]

Make sure to install void Linux first vro

[sharp shuttle]

thanks for visiting

[hoary dawn]

It’s fast as heck I definitely like using it for my setups considering their ages , I got a few different oses around my setups now but I been on windows recently the most to use Unity

[tame gust]

take me

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/negan-jeffrey-dean-morgan-the-walking-dead-twd-not-cool-gif-15346387

[scenic maple]

Deploying...

[terse dirge]

You can install all the unity stuff on Linux I believe as long as you have dotnet

Or wine or whatever

[sharp shuttle]

ceald switches OS's faster than a girls ambivalence in a relationship

[scenic maple]

thats true

but would rather use windows for that

[terse dirge]

Wdym?? I've been using void Linux for the longest time now and arch Linux

[sharp shuttle]

maybe im confusing you with golam

one of you cat people

oh its gubarz

[terse dirge]

@little ibex was distro hopping like crazy not too long ago lol

[sharp shuttle]

for fuck sake guys

[scenic maple]

no i have been on arch for 4-6 years

[fickle kernel]

I’m testing on mac now like a pleb

[sharp shuttle]

golam, gubarz, ceald are the same person to me sometimes

[scenic maple]

no gubarz is a fedora user from even before i was born

[lavish sage]

wait is sparkling still here?

[terse dirge]

Lmao I pinged the wrong person, I meant to ping @meager kernel

[lavish sage]

@green kite hello 👋

[sharp shuttle]

yeah sparkling is here

[hoary dawn]

It would be a pain in the ass because the server source I’m using with my Unity client is targeting net framework

[green kite]

👋 @lavish sage

[hoary dawn]

I thought about doing the project on Linux because of redis but redis is just as ez on windows

[lavish sage]

the og's still here

except seadris and agent

[terse dirge]

And actuaL

[lavish sage]

didnt actual have a breakdown or something

[terse dirge]

Yeah

[sharp shuttle]

no he got fed up with your guys shit

same with seadris

[lavish sage]

same thing

seadris would return and he didnt have a breakdown

[fickle kernel]

No

[warped plank]

Ohh look, the prodigal son returns

[lavish sage]

is that me chat

[warped plank]

Yes

[lavish sage]

thanks buddy

[scenic maple]

i dont give cpts advice i am safe

[lavish sage]

i do

[jagged storm]

Wait, he was mad about what marcie was doing?

[scenic maple]

u have cpts

[lavish sage]

actually i dont

last msg in #cpts is years old probably

[sharp shuttle]

actuaL was sick of all you mods at the time

[scenic maple]

i did nothing to upset him

[lavish sage]

is marcie still a mod

[terse dirge]

I don't think so

[sharp shuttle]

golam you are not the group im talking about

we love you bro

[lavish sage]

wonder what happened there

[rancid swallow]

[lavish sage]

ghulam moula is the goat

[scenic maple]

wonder who that is

[sharp shuttle]

im referring to the darkest time in this server where the mods genuinely ruined the magic

[scenic maple]

must have been cold world

[sharp shuttle]

it was, so many good folks banned

terrible reasoning

[scenic maple]

i miss dan

he was real good

[warped plank]

When was this?

[sharp shuttle]

2022-2024

[warped plank]

Damn, so I joined after the better days?

[sharp shuttle]

You must have

it sucked so much ass here for a bit

[lavish sage]

they said that pre 2024 was the better days at that time

[scenic maple]

u missed the best days 2017-2022

[sharp shuttle]

nah pre 2022 was the best

[lavish sage]

it was always better in the past apparently

[sharp shuttle]

tobu and shit

[warped plank]

Cos it's been shite since I got here

[sharp shuttle]

birb

[lavish sage]

two prime topics was the oscp worth it debate and its not like how it used to be

[sharp shuttle]

the misandrist who used to run this place did some damage too

[scenic maple]

you guys have to understand life gets progressively worse as time goes on that is why we say the "golden past"

[lavish sage]

its also just good ol nostalgia

[sharp shuttle]

nah golam, pre 2022 htb was so peak

[scenic maple]

gatekeeping at its best

[jagged storm]

Actually, nobody does seem to ask about OSCP since OSCP+ came out

[scenic maple]

i want it back

[sharp shuttle]

so many fucking goated people, i learned so much

[mystic harbor]

Not if you become rich

[scenic maple]

i dont think people can afford it anymore

[scenic maple]

would giveup all my money to go back to childhood

[sharp shuttle]

cant afford and it doesnt give you a job anymore

[terse dirge]

People really still get oscp+?

[scenic maple]

well yeah cause if i spend 2000$ and it gives me a job and i make it back then i can afford it

[sharp shuttle]

yeah it used to be worthwhile

[scenic maple]

but if i spend 2000$ and i have no job then i am minus 2000

[sharp shuttle]

before ai

[scenic maple]

tbh no cert is like that anymore

simpler times

[jagged storm]

You technically can only get it now. It just expires to a normal OSCP

[unkempt cradle]

Excited to share that I’ve been assigned another CVE.

CVE-2026-6201

This vulnerability allows attackers to achieve serious impact through improper handling of user input, discovered during manual testing of an open-source application.

Finding this issue required deep analysis of the application’s behavior and identifying how it could be exploited in a real-world scenario.

This marks my 4th CVE, and I’m continuing to focus on high-impact vulnerabilities, including RCE.

[scenic maple]

if i had a job at that time i might have gotten oscp

[unkempt cradle]

is this a fire linkedin pist??

post

[terse dirge]

That's a lazy way to make it dod compliant

[mystic harbor]

Just say "I identify as 'Claude'" instant approval

[terse dirge]

Didn't you ask about this yesterday?

[lavish sage]

is this linkedin

[unkempt cradle]

yes

[sharp shuttle]

this place is linkedindia

[jagged storm]

And the easy way to make people have to pay on a regular basis now

[lavish sage]

at least i still have my cpts

[unkempt cradle]

guys pls respect me now i git 9 CVEs

[jagged storm]

I think the price of OSCP has gone up like 5 times since CPTS came out

[hoary dawn]

I learned about the notepad++ hack yesterday lmao that shit is insane where people will find vulnerabilities 😂

[terse dirge]

Offsec getting that bag 🔥 I've never done oscp so I can't speak on it

[sharp shuttle]

i have over 400 cve's they just arent public

its called pentesting

[unkempt cradle]

whats the proce of oscp now

[unkempt cradle]

🤔🤔🤔

[sharp shuttle]

im not joking

product pentesting be like that

[jagged storm]

$1750

[unkempt cradle]

whats the pirice of cpts now

[terse dirge]

It's like 500 I think

[unkempt cradle]

ong they robbing

[scenic maple]

chat what cert can i take to land a job 100%

[jagged storm]

CPTS is still like $320, and even lower if you're a student

[terse dirge]

Including the modules and stuff

[scenic maple]

i want quit doing dev work

[unkempt cradle]

wtf it was like 200$???

[sharp shuttle]

united states citizenship test

[mystic harbor]

Include modules

[unkempt cradle]

oh

[lavish sage]

i got the student discount cpts

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-rule-765-765-dbz-dragon-ball-gif-11264811342316871371

[fickle kernel]

Employement contract

[unkempt cradle]

cpts exam?? or jus path

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-rule-765-765-dbz-dragon-ball-gif-11264811342316871371

[lavish sage]

exam is just exam

[mystic harbor]

For the voucher??

[raven rain]

it's $490 for the silver annual sub. which includes all tier 0-2 modules, a CJCA voucher, and an exchangeable CPTS voucher

[rancid swallow]

[lavish sage]

its 8$ or 30$? per month i think depending on student

[terse dirge]

It's easy, it's mostly a geography test and if you get above a 20 you fail automatically

[sharp shuttle]

o o o o o OMG

[scenic maple]

8 for students

18 for non students

[mystic harbor]

I paid 69

[fickle kernel]

I realized that I have to test one singular modal within a mobile app

Now my day is ruined

[jagged storm]

Or just 3 months of platinum, for all CPTS modules

Gonna take 3 months at least anyway

[sharp shuttle]

time to take a sick day and make your coworker pick it up

[rancid swallow]

Should add for Educators/Teachers too

[high cobalt]

Is it still true what people say that the OSCP learning material is bad?

[sharp shuttle]

its horrible

[jagged storm]

Worse than CPTS, at least

[scenic maple]

i bet they can reach out to support and make things work

[sharp shuttle]

offsec is literally temu hack the box at this point

[fickle kernel]

I’ll just close it without any findings and move onto the next tomorrow most likely

[sharp shuttle]

they just got in early

[unkempt cradle]

do they have videos or just reading material for oscp

[rancid swallow]

ah well i c

[neat cipher]

When they say Try Harder, they mean go to HTB Academy and use the CPTS training material

[unkempt cradle]

🤣🤣

[unkempt cradle]

🤔🤔

[high cobalt]

Brah

[jagged storm]

Pay Harder (tm)

[sharp shuttle]

i also cant stand the discord, offsec mods are worse than tryhackme

[scenic maple]

i wonder if they say the same thing abt htb mods

i dunno tho

[unkempt cradle]

tryhackme is the worst place anymore can study

[sharp shuttle]

lol idk man

[unkempt cradle]

they good

[raven rain]

i've never seen the OSCP learning material but people like to talk about it like someone shat in a book, closed it, and sold it at the price of a FN PS90

[unkempt cradle]

make me mod as well

make me htb mod i got 9 cves

[sharp shuttle]

offsec mods are basically soyjak redditors

but real life

[jagged storm]

I went through the old material when it was just a pdf and it was so bad.

[unkempt cradle]

replace me w ippsec

[high cobalt]

The thing is, from the contents I am kinda intrigues by the OSDA (SOC-200) bc. it spunds practical. But knowing what people say about the OSCP course I guess it's shitty, too?

[fickle kernel]

I liked it while I did OSED last year, there are some decent fellow if you focus only on knowledge sharing

[sharp shuttle]

OSED is not bad

everything else is

[fickle kernel]

But yeah, don’t go into the newbie channels

[unkempt cradle]

wait does offsec provide videos or reading material???

[sharp shuttle]

both

[fickle kernel]

Both

[sharp shuttle]

but its really bad

[fickle kernel]

But videos are bad

[scenic maple]

they did ai voice over video tutorials too

[unkempt cradle]

wtf

[unkempt cradle]

😭😭😭😭

[scenic maple]

man how much is it to hire a human

[jagged storm]

Sektor7 is only videos. It's so dumb.

[fickle kernel]

They have their own ai chatbot too

[unkempt cradle]

why they taking 1.5k+ for then😭😭

[mystic harbor]

They even take classes

[fickle kernel]

Its bad

[sharp shuttle]

they hire third worlders to watch me eat hotdogs during their exams

they are salivating

im picking my nose

[scenic maple]

what a wold we live in

[sharp shuttle]

yep

[unkempt cradle]

i think ur goated for it

[jagged storm]

Some might even call it 'cold'.

[sharp shuttle]

i straight up picked my nose for 20 minutes once, totally zoned out and forgot i was being filmed

[fickle kernel]

They watched me having a mental breakdown on the last OSED exam task

[scenic maple]

if someone is watching me i am nose picking even if i dont have to

[sharp shuttle]

had to itch my frontal lobe

[unkempt cradle]

if i cant solve the exam ill jus kms right infront the proct

[sharp shuttle]

that would be hilarious

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-uncanny-valley-dark-wtf-gif-14708455975531353777

[sharp shuttle]

they are spamming chat

DO NOT REDEEM

[jagged storm]

kms = kiss my sister

[unkempt cradle]

??

shotgun my head

[sharp shuttle]

lolol

[scenic maple]

kiss my spouse

[sharp shuttle]

kvetch my salamander

[mystic harbor]

But you ain't married 😔

[unkempt cradle]

how can i become mod

??

[scenic maple]

no idea they picked me up from the gen chats

[high cobalt]

OffSecs slogan is literally TryHarder 💀

[unkempt cradle]

✌🏿✌🏿✌🏿✌🏿

[sharp shuttle]

i dont even know, dont be a mod

[jagged storm]

Mate, they literally have a theme song

[high cobalt]

Wait what?!

[sharp shuttle]

U MUS TRY HAWDA IF U WAN UR OH ESS SEE PEE

[jagged storm]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t-bgRQfeW64

HTB has no theme song

Disgraceful, really

[fickle kernel]

Cringe

[sharp shuttle]

HTB theme song is Tetoris

https://tenor.com/view/tetoris-kasane-teto-teto-synthv-hiiragi-magnetite-gif-13980202707426180496

[high cobalt]

Not offical though it seems like?

[sharp shuttle]

It was sang by rastamouse man

its legit

[jagged storm]

https://www.offsec.com/blog/say-try-harder/

Until HTB has a theme song, it will never be taken seriously by the industry

[mystic harbor]

Money talks

[high cobalt]

........ HOW TF IS THIS COMPANY STILL CONSIDERED GOLD STANDARD FOR HR?!

[mystic harbor]

Cash

[sharp shuttle]

its not

[rancid swallow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/teto-kasane-aproves-XXJni7At4W5mjnO4J8

[sharp shuttle]

HR just copy pastes other peoples JD

they dont even know what a ceh is

[rancid swallow]

ikr

[high cobalt]

Ahahaha lmao

[sharp shuttle]

brother i fucking love teto

[rancid swallow]

half of the time i see in the JD

"Chatgpt says....."

[high cobalt]

....

The world is so cooked ...

[meager kernel]

not much
i tried arch in baremetal, then fedora, then PikaOS
I tried those distros for less than a day before i felt unsatisfied
I then went to Cachy OS, and now Im on it

[rancid swallow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/season-1-netflix-stranger-things-3o7TKJNFVZ4xCMriFy

[sharp shuttle]

i listen to teto every day between metal and jazz songs

[rancid swallow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ado-epic-approved-VzNxrAQf0bLUoEOMcR

[jagged storm]

I don't understand how you can judge a distro in a day lol

Are you just associating the DE/WM with a distro?

[meager kernel]

i cant, i just downloaded them for fun then deleted it

i was bored at that day

[rancid swallow]

He Booked the Cover by its judge

[sharp shuttle]

Judge Holden

[meager kernel]

job had one bro

[rancid swallow]

[sharp shuttle]

did you help your uncle jack off a horse

[rancid swallow]

[scenic maple]

today i learned dn in ldap stands for distinguished name

[sharp shuttle]

dont nut in my lap

[high cobalt]

sn = surname
cn = common name
eduPersonScopedAffiliation = What the name says

[rugged dune]

[rancid swallow]

[analog perch]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-creepy-big-eyes-window-car-gif-5269586942332992151

[rancid swallow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hello-hi-wave-xT9IgG50Fb7Mi0prBC

[exotic pendant]

😄

[meager kernel]

hey frost

[exotic pendant]

https://x.com/frostb1ten/status/2049063955440517228

frostb1te (@frostb1ten)

Fun fact! Just like the notepad Ctrl+Click RCE, Windows, Linux, and Mac terminals all support something similar.

printf "\x1b]8;;file:///C:/windows/system32/calc.exe\x07Click here\x1b]8;;\x1b\\\n"

Ctrl-Clicking will open Calc with no warning and we're able to make it remote by

▶ Play video

X · Apr 28, 2026, 9:51 AM

I've reported to Microsoft and they closed my report

[zealous charm]

Sup @exotic pendant

How are the bugs?

[exotic pendant]

I've been taking a break but i got otther ones that was approved

like a windows zip slip

demo'd me loading a dll into a dir and overwriting with no warning

I'm taking a break because of the AI wave

Breakfast of champs

[tame gust]

forams check

[tame gust]

looking big as always frosto

[exotic pendant]

It's protein ice cream

😄

Been using this Ninja Creami daily

[mystic harbor]

[exotic pendant]

2 scoops protein, almond milk, monk fruit. Mix, freeze and then toss into ninja creami. I usually just dump that on fruity pebbles

[scenic maple]

is there a blog or something where u wrote how you found it

[exotic pendant]

I just got it on black friday

kidding

[scenic maple]

😩

[exotic pendant]

The finding. I was testing windows terminal for stuff, got another bug also for it

the other one I have is 0 click

[scenic maple]

do you think it was because of how they handle encoded chars and stuff?

[exotic pendant]

this one is just using the OSC8 hyperlink. Microsoft decided to not want to atleast add a warning

[analog perch]

How to beat neighbours wi-fi freq?

[wooden sail]

I'll try making it with a high-calorie supplement too

[analog perch]

Can I mess with other wi-fi freq aroung?

[scenic maple]

would have been nice if you wrote blogs man
these kinda stuff i dont find on academy

[summer urchin]

true

lol

[exotic pendant]

Yeah I need to get a blog. I got a lot of big stuff to share

[summer urchin]

gotta know how frost works to become frost

[exotic pendant]

I'm taking a break from bug hunting atm becasue the claude ai stuff

[scenic maple]

can i ask where you learned these tricks

[exotic pendant]

lots of people spamming triagers

[summer urchin]

yup

[analog perch]

I will buy a jammer

[summer urchin]

other hackers

[exotic pendant]

90% of the time I just read the code

or pop it into ida

[mystic harbor]

It's the pizza protien

[summer urchin]

idna?

[scenic maple]

sounds easy on that part

lol

[exotic pendant]

its not as easy lol

ugly code, reachability, etc

I'm just autistic and will sit in bed reading code for hours

[scenic maple]

i dont know how to do source code review

maybe cwee might help

[tawdry sorrel]

@supple plume we need to get some advices from frost

[exotic pendant]

I've spent like 10 hours once just reading code in bed

[supple plume]

His advice is trash

Eat pizza and have fun

[mystic harbor]

Doesn't that give headache

[exotic pendant]

atm no pizza because dieting

but

ice cream!

[summer urchin]

I want ice cream

[exotic pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-banner-hulk-avenger-gif-25554748

headache*

[mystic harbor]

20 cm thick glasses

[summer urchin]

I ate pizza today

A LOT of it

so I'm like still crazy full

[scenic maple]

am sad man

no bully

[mystic harbor]

🫂

[summer urchin]

its alright golam

[scenic maple]

maybe it is

[summer urchin]

I assure you

with my full power

that it is alright

right @austere sinew ?

[scenic maple]

[exotic pendant]

Saddest part of ice cream

is eating it all

Might make 2 pints tomorrow instead of 1

[tame gust]

@lavish sage If you think being a woman is hard, try being a gamer

[mystic harbor]

Are you a gaymer?

[tame gust]

i'am not a cacti user

thats for sure

[summer urchin]

@warped plank @supple plume ggs

[scenic maple]

bro played with sad pepe

[summer urchin]

srsly and won

[lavish sage]

I am a gamer

[mystic harbor]

It's over for you

[scenic maple]

it was always over for him

for us

for everyone

[undone fossil]

its like anything else

1. look for potentially abusable functionality
2. what inputs do we control
3. Given previous answer, is it safe
4. repeat until bug

[analog perch]

Does learning Azure do any good?

[scenic maple]

i am used to doing blackbox testing on web that is why i have 0 idea on what people do with code
but i guess i will figure it out with the steps

[exotic pendant]

Learn to code, write bad code, see how to fix it. After a bunch of that you start to notice the patterns

[scenic maple]

trust me i do write bad code 😩

[undone fossil]

Easy way to start is web ctfs

any good web ctf challenge gives the source

[scenic maple]

web challenges on htb is usually too hard
prolly should start small

[tame gust]

no

[undone fossil]

go through pico ctf gym. They give source

[tame gust]

start big

[exotic pendant]

Web is usually the most wide spread, easiest to read and easiest to execute

[undone fossil]

go through some of those then hit up htb

[exotic pendant]

so yeah good starting point

[tame gust]

start with assembly

[undone fossil]

plus web is super feedback heavy

[tame gust]

be a man

[scenic maple]

but first i finish cwes

[tame gust]

start with BOFs

[undone fossil]

ignore button so good rn

[exotic pendant]

Start with binary. Learn to read bugs in it

[tame gust]

i've been hearing that for the past 2 years

[scenic maple]

heathers usually trolls

[tame gust]

SEEE

FROSTO AGREE WITH ME

what im not trolling

[exotic pendant]

If you can't spot a UAF in just straight binary

are you really a bug hunter

[scenic maple]

i had a
university
work
and volunteering

[tame gust]

bro starting with knowing how your computer works

is a good starting point

[scenic maple]

i can see ; and ' in url encoded strings am i real for that?

[exotic pendant]

Legit tell me where the bug is

01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100111 01100001 01101101 01100101

[prisma steppe]

is it just me or lab connectivity is really slow today?

[tame gust]

the bug is i can change lost to "win"

[tame gust]

works fine for me, prolly change region ?

[exotic pendant]

dang the post i made is blowing up fast

[scenic maple]

i lost the game 😔

[scenic maple]

can u like read it english?

[exotic pendant]

Maybe this will make Microsoft reconsider

Or sue me

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-idk-idk-about-that-gif-7336250873949261946

[tame gust]

you can just do 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100111 01100001 01101101 01100101

[scenic maple]

i know that lol but i am asking did u read it without any tools

[tame gust]

do i look like @fickle kernel to you golam

[scenic maple]

TheUnWiseFrog

[tame gust]

i get better at doing htb machines, i dissapear for 3 months, and i've to restart the whole proccess again

[tame gust]

are you baiting me to change my name

[scenic maple]

altho not going to lie there is some reversing in cwes

[tame gust]

golam that not even reversing

try umdctf

them challenges making me question myself

[scenic maple]

sure man but gotta start small

[tame gust]

i started with pwn and 2days in im stuck

[muted olive]

did you drop the next bluehammer or redsun

[exotic pendant]

https://x.com/frostb1ten/status/2049063955440517228

frostb1te (@frostb1ten)

Fun fact! Just like the notepad Ctrl+Click RCE, Windows, Linux, and Mac terminals all support something similar.

printf "\x1b]8;;file:///C:/windows/system32/calc.exe\x07Click here\x1b]8;;\x1b\\\n"

Ctrl-Clicking will open Calc with no warning and we're able to make it remote by

▶ Play video

X · Apr 28, 2026, 9:51 AM

[scenic maple]

believe it or not this is from cwes

[exotic pendant]

I didn't make the method but the TTP/delivery method is really the bigger part here

and showing how microsoft didn't care about it

[mystic harbor]

The mighty calculator

[exotic pendant]

No warning/alerts or anything

[muted olive]

why didnt microsoft accept it?

like their reasoning?

[tame gust]

all i can see is a potential BOF, from a satic size buffer there

[exotic pendant]

Feature and intended working

[muted olive]

lol

[mystic harbor]

bribe them pizza

[muted olive]

did you report it to linux/apple?

[undone fossil]

stack cookie spotted !

[scenic maple]

i dunno man these cwes people lied to me

its not a web only cert

[undone fossil]

that's just the size of the stack

[tame gust]

wait how is it not only web ?

[muted olive]

buffer overflow module?

[summer urchin]

lol

[exotic pendant]

I doubt they will care either. At this point it's just a cool method to use :p

[dusky jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cat-kitty-sleepy-tired-gif-9176539601255345484

Mornin

[tame gust]

wait is that just reading the stack canary and storing it in the enxt instruction

[outer idol]

hello

[muted olive]

question btw, have you ever had a vendor reject your bug because the impact is too small despite it being real
like an off by one overflow or similar

[tame gust]

my binary skills are waaay off

[scenic maple]

hmm this is mostly easy

[exotic pendant]

Yeah Microsoft wont take anything lower than a high

[scenic maple]

attacking common applications

[rancid totem]

what have you solved

[undone fossil]

This is normal stack canary stuff

[muted olive]

not microsoft :')
I found a remote triggerable OOB read in Kerberos, but no CVE because you can read only up to 3 bytes

they accepted my PR though

[undone fossil]

It's grabbing it from the segment register and storing it as the first value on the stack

[scenic maple]

cause u have to decompile applications and do gdb shit in thick clients and in attacking applications with connections

[undone fossil]

there will be a comparison with that same offset at the end, again with the segment register

[scenic maple]

SSTI pico ctf gym

[dusky jacinth]

I hate getting my template injected

[undone fossil]

nah just inject that shit

fuck my shit up fam

[summer urchin]

finally hacker I see

[dusky jacinth]

Mhmhmhmhm

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

Check this out

[undone fossil]

hooooooly

[dusky jacinth]

Yeah guys

It’s game over for yall now

[undone fossil]

On that note

I shall return to the wagie cagie

[dusky jacinth]

Booooooo

[mystic harbor]

New sprout

[dusky jacinth]

Indeed

Im officially a beginner

Lmao

[undone fossil]

pro tip for technical interview

have subway surfers on a tablet ready to go

and just show it to the webcam whenever they ask you something you dont know

[summer urchin]

[rancid swallow]

show brain-rot memes to the interviewer

[tame gust]

what modul is this

but i doubt like any binary things related would be in the exam no ?

[scenic maple]

bro its name literally is attacking common applications

[tame gust]

im taking the exam in Eid adha break

[scenic maple]

anything that is taught in the cwes path may appear in the exam

[tame gust]

thinn client attacks didnt pop in cpts exam

[scenic maple]

you dont need a lot of knowledge around pwn just being able to do the skills assesments is proof

[tame gust]

and they told us that

[summer urchin]

so

CWES includes reverse engineering

[scenic maple]

well i woudlnt say that

maybe u can say it has some touch of decompiling

[dusky jacinth]

It’s kinda weird

But yeah it’s really just decompiling

That’s legit the hardest part is getting it to decompile properly imo

[spare acorn]

thick client kicked my ass on that module

[dusky jacinth]

It came out of nowhere

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-dune-part-2-stilgar-fremen-disbelief-gif-12317631084823747336

You know, it would be really cool if it didn't take 3 hours to install flarevm

[lime trout]

consider: attacking uncommon applications

[dusky jacinth]

Hmmmm

[rare monolith]

oh hell nah

im never getting image perms atp

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/green-role-embed-perms-rolecist-green-role-no-embed-perms-gif-10136715679456733086

[rare monolith]

i’m below that couse i’m a blue role

soon soon..

[jagged storm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588029217376043023/1497053406966321275/image0.gif

[rancid swallow]

[fickle kernel]

No ping pls

Very busy

@tame gust

[rapid badger]

@fickle kernel gotchu

[eager gust]

Howdy people

[undone fossil]

Rev on host like a real analyst

[rancid swallow]

Domain Enumeration:

Enumerate his domain

https://giphy.com/gifs/homeless-home-less-black-guy-kung-fu-LHlrQk5i8CYrbqEzvc

[mild glen]

hello, i wanna ask about penelope How do I detach penelope sessions after getting a shell? I tried to run linpeas but I'm confused and don't know how to detach it

[lavish sage]

wtf is a penelope

[mild glen]

shell handler for rce exploitation

[lavish sage]

just use pwncat-cs

lmao i just realized chat

this is a classic web forum discussion

person a: how do I fix problem x with my software abc

forum rando: don't use software abc at all, just use xyz

[scenic maple]

zeeshan being helpful in 2026

[rancid totem]

pwncat-cs is broke

[raven rain]

some button combo

[rancid totem]

msfconsole handlers are quite good

once I stuck with pwncat-cs in dependencies but I guess it shouldn't work outside of the python virtual envs

[raven rain]

i think ctrl+c detaches

[mild glen]

Ctrl+z?

[lavish sage]

ah yeah my bad

looks like pwncat-cs is dead

[mystic harbor]

F12

[scenic maple]

maybe its time for you to make a new repo

[mystic harbor]

https://hackers-arise.com/offensive-security-get-started-with-penelope-for-advanced-shell-management/

[rancid totem]

Yeah for some shell handlers it does detach it but it is generally the combo to "Sleep" the program so called "Suspend"

[mild glen]

daym this is really works

[lavish sage]

no buddy ghulam

[raven rain]

F12 also detaches

[scenic maple]

did bro just post hackers-arise

[mild glen]

thanks guys

[raven rain]

ok

if it's not pty, ctrl+c detaches

unless it's readline..?? then ctrl+d detaches

[scenic maple]

ctrl d sends end of transmission

https://superuser.com/questions/169051/whats-the-difference-between-c-and-d-for-unix-mac-os-x-terminal

[mystic harbor]

Its 2027

[high cobalt]

Which isn't maintained any more ...

[scenic maple]

in many cases cli apps need multiple lines input then you cant do a enter because then how would u go to next line
in such cases we do ctrl+d that ends the input

i learned this on the c programming language book

[rare monolith]

no, it’s 2076 new cyberpunk movie in a year

[rare monolith]

i have a pdf i just can’t get myself to read it lol

its a good book tho ( from what i heard )

[scenic maple]

if you dont read you will never be better than where you are

everyone reads

[rare monolith]

i do read tho i just need to read the 2 previous books im reading right now

[scenic maple]

nice

what r u reading

[rare monolith]

one is literally labeled Kali Linux for advanced or something and i’m almostt don’t with it - it’s pretty outdated but it still gives good info. the second book is a book about cybersecurity in web application pentesting which is translated to my language , has some law insight into the law in my country ,unfortunately i’m like 5% in because it’s pretty hefty i think it has like 700-800 pages or so

[rancid swallow]

[scenic maple]

is it this?

[rancid swallow]

i would fall asleep reading a book

[rare monolith]

uhm i edited the message i was ment to say for penetration testing

like web penetration testing

[lavish sage]

im getting old

my shits died out

[scenic maple]

have an image of the cover?

[rare monolith]

i don’t think k that there is a english translation

[scenic maple]

ah i see

sounded interesting to me

[rancid swallow]

how old r u btw?

[lavish sage]

25

[rancid swallow]

demn

reached unc status

im 2 years behind

[scenic maple]

what a book lol

[rancid totem]

are you talking about K&R

[rare monolith]

yeah i would recommend reading both but yeah, i don’t think it’s worth learning a new language 😔

[mystic harbor]

How old is this

[rare monolith]

i was talking about

“The C programming language”

[scenic maple]

2020

[rare monolith]

i think everyone knows that book

[rancid totem]

Oh

So yeah you are talking about K&R

[rancid swallow]

demn.. neat website man

[rare monolith]

my friend has 3 copies of it lol

[hearty birch]

depending on the enviroment, just check at the banner when you first ran it. it's different for linux and wsl.. in linux f12 ,in wsl Ctrl+D

[rancid totem]

Much appreciated, still way to go

[rare monolith]

if that’s the acronym for it then yeah i am

didint know that

[hearty birch]

my personal sword

[earnest gust]

does anyone is pro with linux here

[rancid totem]

Yeah it's Kernighan & Ritchie's C book, it's holy bible literally

I'm re-reading it

For kernel emulations

[rare monolith]

oh nice

i’m gonna read it after learning python for automation tools

and then try and learn C

i know a bit of C++ so it shouldn’t be that bad

[west venture]

No

[zealous charm]

discord messages

[frosty bane]

are you reading discord messages?

[zealous charm]

i came here to hack, not read

[scenic maple]

but r u hacking tho

[frosty bane]

nah he's reading

[scenic maple]

[rancid totem]

It's actually pretty easy if you start with Low-Level programming