general

[summer urchin]

nahh

what are u talking about

[west venture]

Let the adults speak

[summer urchin]

smh

[worthy cargo]

Here's what my terminal looks like.

[summer urchin]

someone said I talked like a 20yo

so

[rancid swallow]

@summer urchin u lied to us being 14 or 15...not gud

[summer urchin]

bruh

[rancid swallow]

[summer urchin]

I’m soon 15

[worthy schooner]

then i will delete account and come in july

bye

[rancid swallow]

Cool Cool

[worthy schooner]

how to delete

[rancid swallow]

u can just keep it aside , no need to delete the account lol

delete the app thas all

[worthy schooner]

ok then i will keep and come in july bye

[raven rain]

you can just fill out the parental consent form

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/9456556-parental-consent-and-approval-for-users-under-18

[worthy schooner]

ok lemme ask my mom

[summer urchin]

no

discord ToS

[rancid swallow]

ya but wot about da Discord

[summer urchin]

HTB yes

discord no

[raven rain]

oh they aren't 13 now...

[worthy schooner]

no that wont help i still have to wait

[summer urchin]

yes

[raven rain]

lol my bad

[rancid swallow]

[west venture]

Idk why kids HAVE to say their age.

[summer urchin]

for HTB, ur mom should sign it either way

or dad

[silver forge]

or hamster

[toxic rock]

i am 17 do i need approval?

[rancid swallow]

[worthy schooner]

htb i already signed with consent

[raven rain]

yes

[summer urchin]

good

[toxic rock]

omg

[west venture]

Like I am 6 and I've never said I'm six so I survived for like 5 years here

[raven rain]

@worthy schooner come back when you're 13

[worthy schooner]

bye

[rancid swallow]

-# yesterday his age was 19

[raven rain]

you said july, right?

[toxic rock]

i lied

[summer urchin]

he did, yup

[raven rain]

july it is

[rancid swallow]

no shite bud lol

[west venture]

Is the new season started?

[toxic rock]

bc felt u guys are old so i need to add some numbers to my age

[west venture]

How long till new season?

Mods please

[rancid swallow]

ah well , i'll be soon getting the Unc status in few yrs

[toxic rock]

damn good luck man

[west venture]

I wanna do another box but I also don't wanna do another box

It's so conflicting

[toxic rock]

go touch some grass man enough for today

[silver forge]

see, mods exist only to bully

[west venture]

What if the grass didn't give consent?

[rancid swallow]

Im in my office hrs rn (WFH as usual) ...but im feeling so sleepy to continue with the module i was doing lol

I'll start typing my notes so atleast i be less sleepy lol

[west venture]

I haven't done modules

I have only done boxes

[worthy cargo]

@toxic rock I also made reversed D2 Item system in PHP/Sqlite and made a PHPDesktop application for Windows with embedded chrome and httpd with a PHP runtime. It's a full blown Diablo 2 modding application.

Feed it any Mod's TXT files, and it generates visually appealing documentation for that mod, what items it has, this that etc. etc.

I also made a Diablo 2 character editor in PHP. I love PHP

[toxic rock]

then try another type of grass

[toxic rock]

damn bro

love it

[west venture]

I don't really wanna go out of my room away from the computer. Makes me anxious

[summer urchin]

what

[west venture]

What

[summer urchin]

what

[toxic rock]

i feel u but u must do it man

[rancid swallow]

I havent touched boxes or CTFs , been monthssss....coz usually i be busy with my j*bs and my startup work
or doing random arse projects
Too rusty on AD now

[west venture]

I'm too bored for this shit

[toxic rock]

yoo how old are u man

[rancid swallow]

23

[toxic rock]

did u finish studiying?!

[rancid swallow]

yup

[toxic rock]

oh okay

[rancid swallow]

im having two jobs as well
main and part time
main - Software Engg
part time - College Professor

[summer urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/brushing-sand-off-nat-geo-explores-paleontology-fossils-dinosaur-fossils-gif-18644634

jk

[rancid swallow]

[rancid swallow]

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/television-arena-political-hzrvwvnbgIV6E

[toxic rock]

a software eng who have intrest in cybersecurity

[rancid swallow]

ah yeah ...(im an indie game dev too btw ...thats what my startup is about)

but my GPU burnt last year so no progress

[turbid goblet]

I love how linkedin girls take a picture of themselves then put whatever cert badge they got to make a post

[toxic rock]

no way i finish sliksong last week master piece

[rancid swallow]

great game indeed

[toxic rock]

damn idie game cooking with there games not gonna lie

[rancid swallow]

yeah

[toxic rock]

if u go back to work with them pls give us another master pieces but dont let us wait 10 years like u did in silksong

[rancid swallow]

No i dont work with i have my own smol team

[toxic rock]

oh thats cool

[rancid swallow]

we work on our own games or work for some Web3 Blockchain based companies for Web3 games

[summer urchin]

you so busy

[toxic rock]

damn good luck for u guys

[rapid badger]

What is a web3 game ?

Crypto slots ?

[rancid swallow]

Web3 has good money tho as of now ...investors coming and funding a lot of ideas and projects nowadays...so we kinda focused on that ...tho mainly web3 part is taken care by my teammate...i dont know much blockchain tech

[rancid swallow]

ya

Games made on different chains

for eg Solana , Stellar , Aptos, ETH etc

many more chains are there

[rancid swallow]

in short its like games with crypto wallet connectivity and shite like that
so if any purchases u wanna do OR if its a tournament or something , money transfer can be done via Crypto and making games on chains is just to gain attention and following base for these chains, but they do pay well

[toxic rock]

i thought web3 games is like virtual games or smth

[rancid swallow]

neh lol

[summer urchin]

🔥

[rancid swallow]

Even security need is crazy there
especially for Security Auditing of Smart Contracts

coz recently tons of hacks have happened on many chains

[summer urchin]

hire me

[rancid swallow]

[sharp shuttle]

can you please show me one web3 game that was a commercial success without being a rug pull or play to earn scam?

oh, you cant?

[meager kernel]

@rancid swallow oh you joined this server too

nice

[icy viper]

How easy is it to transition to IT from retail with no real world IT experience just learning? I really want to get out of my current job.

[rancid swallow]

i mean yeah i joined this server a few times earlier too but had never chatted here lol

[meager kernel]

glad to have you here

[rancid swallow]

We dont even care about tbh , we're just tryna get the fundings ...so that we can build a better infrestructure get better hardware so that we can make proper PC/Console/Mobile games lel

[snow wraith]

[sharp shuttle]

At the risk of offending you, do we not already have too many games? are you building the next balatro? the next expedition 33? in web3?

[static pasture]

Axie Infinitiy /s

[rancid swallow]

neh random web games in Web3 ...whatever the chains ask us to make

see web3 isnt our future plan
Normal games are
we have our own ideas of PC/Mobile crossplay Games we will be executing them, once we have some funds to buy motion capture suits and some better GPUs
(coz as i said mine burnt out recently, and i'm planning to make a workstation/Gaming PC soon in next few months)

I personally dont like or care about Web3 games , nor i play them
but my teammate is a Blockchain dev and our some ideas had got us some bucks in web3 based hackathons as well

so we going with the flow for Grants/Fundings

[wide cliff]

From where I can download academy openvpn file

[rancid swallow]

nah no worries its a valid question tho , im not offended , all chill

[lavish sage]

test

[proper dragon]

tickle

[lavish sage]

almost a year minus 2 weeks

[sharp shuttle]

I suppose a job is a job, i just think web3 is beyond stupid and irrational

[proper dragon]

just host this version of this ledger bro

cmon

[sharp shuttle]

my old roommate was a web3 dev and everything he said was so great never came to fruition

[lavish sage]

why isn't cpts linked automatically

[rancid swallow]

yeah...i dont understand web3 as such either
Its my teammate's job so yeah anyways

[lavish sage]

are you still here buddy ghulam @scenic maple

[sharp shuttle]

golam went to the gym

hes doing pushups with his tripod configuration

[lavish sage]

wonder if he got that farm he talked about

[rancid swallow]

[sharp shuttle]

unlikely, fertilizer is up 700% due to the strait being open and blockaded at the same time

[scenic maple]

This

Nice to see you again bud

[lavish sage]

do you have bought land at least

you too buddy

[scenic maple]

Used up all my saved up money for a risky startup

If it works I can buy

[lavish sage]

dont tell me its AI buddy

[scenic maple]

If it fails it's all gone

No it's not ai

[lavish sage]

good job

[scenic maple]

Thanks

[lavish sage]

are you still in uni

huh c1oud is a community contributor again?

[raven rain]

i just bought anthropic

[lavish sage]

oh and woodenk came back

calculator

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dr-evil-mike-myers-4--k01KQ99XXCGYVSHJDN5QR54M85S

[lavish sage]

thanks buddy

is the goat still here

[raven rain]

nope

[lavish sage]

sad

[raven rain]

just chuck testa

[lavish sage]

my glorious yap king

heather's gone too

[sharp shuttle]

gratz on cpts

[lavish sage]

cpts was like 2 years ago atp

in 2024

[sharp shuttle]

oo

well

welcome back anyway

[lavish sage]

thanks

after 2 years of cpts, i can say that i should've done oscp

[sharp shuttle]

it wouldnt have made a difference

[lavish sage]

probably

but grass is greener type shit

[sharp shuttle]

for sure

every company is using PentAGI right now

[lavish sage]

i thought mythos had cooked cybersec already

[sharp shuttle]

i think its been cooked

we are only going to keep hearing about breaches that happened months ago

[lavish sage]

at least i still have a job

[rancid swallow]

it got cooked instead i think

[lavish sage]

there's an AI htb cert already huh

[rancid swallow]

yeah

[lavish sage]

i remember calculator was collecting all htb certs

[rancid swallow]

[terse dirge]

@seadris

🥀

[prime crescent]

ping @austere sinew

[austere sinew]

No u

[prime crescent]

how is life

[past wind]

my lifes over

[austere sinew]

Today? Has been fun so far, yapped with the bus station security about the “olden days” and different kind of providers and had sm fun, on a bus to london to chill with a friend, mildly sleep deprived but making it work, hru

I found out the bus takes the same amount of time as all the trains I’ve been taking but without an exchange

[prime crescent]

getting tossed around by assignments but im managing

[prime crescent]

bro talking about olden days like shes 50

[austere sinew]

NO

as in

He was telling me what it was like

Very funny man

Magnificent moustache

Oh my job we drove past a bread company truck

I wanna break in and get the bread

I bet it must be so warm and floofy rn

I’ll split my spoils of war with the bus driver

[prime crescent]

hire him as ur personal driver

[austere sinew]

He’s my getaway driver

[sturdy thistle]

morning

[austere sinew]

Morning mick

[sturdy thistle]

whats up

hru

[austere sinew]

Makin my way downtown

Walking past

Faces pass and I’m homebounda

A doo a doo a doo

Hru

[sturdy thistle]

fine fine

just woke up with 6 hours sleep

xD

[austere sinew]

You’re complaining about 6 when I got 3…

[sturdy thistle]

i played a bit too much with olares

[austere sinew]

Ooh is that a rapeseed flower field

[prime crescent]

i got 10

[austere sinew]

Lucky you

[ocean marsh]

@prime crescent I miss you

babygirl

[prime crescent]

hi @ocean marsh my love

[ocean marsh]

hru

[scenic maple]

but does bbg miss you too

[ocean marsh]

good question golam

[prime crescent]

im good

in class rn

[prime crescent]

🚫

[ocean marsh]

cold world we live in

[scenic maple]

cold world we live in

[prime crescent]

hot world we live in

[ocean marsh]

going for 13th and 14th flag on cpts

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cat-meme-75--k01KQ8KS70J2NZDBCTF240J13FN

[azure remnant]

Bro is on a side quest

[ocean marsh]

yes sir

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-cat-cat-stare-fast-gif-9103868621036733672

[ocean marsh]

you went for them or nah

[mystic harbor]

Ofc I did

[ocean marsh]

thats why you're my goat

[mystic harbor]

You are late

Get quick

[ocean marsh]

😿

[mystic harbor]

Or I ma woop ya ass

💀

[ocean marsh]

bro skulling the air

[mystic harbor]

nah

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cat-meme-79

[mystic harbor]

I saw something flash on my screen

[ocean marsh]

I wish I could see flags on my screen too

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/plink-3--k01KPYMTVC94N7BS9407GEGJWT8

[mystic harbor]

you need 👓

[ocean marsh]

I have two glasses

[mystic harbor]

put milk in one

[ocean marsh]

🥛

bro you can ghost ping karev if you want to

[mystic harbor]

You have alot of time now I can annoy you

[ocean marsh]

stop hitting on me on my dms

[scenic maple]

bro be failing cpts cause of this

[mystic harbor]

He is already done with it

[west venture]

👀

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/raiken-cat-hang-die-bitya-gif-26309780

[mystic harbor]

[stone marsh]

How long did you guys have to wait to get your cert results?

[scenic maple]

usually a month
altho i am still abt to take 1

[stone marsh]

Yeah, | feel like I see a lot of mixed messages on how long they take. I wonder if it is also cert dependant, I imagine the CPTS one is way more involved that the cert I just did. You doing the CWES next?

[scenic maple]

its backlog dependent

[mystic harbor]

I waited only 2 weeks or so

[scenic maple]

max is 20 business days meaning a month or so

[stone marsh]

I saw one dude say he got his the next day

[scenic maple]

if u are lucky there is no backlog and a next batch is abt to comeout it could be next day

[stone marsh]

Yeah, I expect to wait the full twenty days knowing my luck

Was hoping to get it quickly just so that I can flex on my co-workers but iiwii

[scenic maple]

which xm u took?

[stone marsh]

CWES

[scenic maple]

on a scale of 1 to 10 how much did you need the attacking common applications module

[wispy flower]

hey

[stone marsh]

Like a 6

[scenic maple]

hmmm thats still high

i hope its the first 3 sections but we cant dicuss exam things

booting up a windows machine sends chills in my spine

was it easy?

the whole exam

[mystic harbor]

Windows is fun

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-rule-765-765-dbz-dragon-ball-gif-11264811342316871371

[stone marsh]

It is a mix, some elements are like "Oh well that is obvious" and others made me smash my head against something for a stupid amount of time. It was hilarious though, I did a great job smashing out the apps, then my work asked us to update virtual box friday. Completely uninstalled VBox, none of my obsidian notes synced and due to data protection I couldn't transfer over the vdi file. Had to re-do everything for the report

[scenic maple]

epic sadge that u had to write twice

i could never

[stone marsh]

Made me want to rage quit, and then Sysreptor was down monday morning when i had white space during work. So had to get it done while doing actual work/in the evening

Always happens during exams, but at least I had the time to fix it and get a report in

[scenic maple]

as people always say

report is the only thing that matters as long as you are white hat

[stone marsh]

It is true, exams and reports. The worst parts of the job but the main bit of commercial value

Without the tech issues, this was a fairly fun exam and if enterprise customers could skip the module requirements I would suggest that more consultants should give it a go

[scenic maple]

no one skips the gulag

[stone marsh]

Don't I know it, these percentages haunt me

[scenic maple]

cpts is looking real close now

but beaware its very difficult compared

[ocean marsh]

21 business days and contacting support 2 times

https://klipy.com/gifs/sleepy-cat-sleeby

[scenic maple]

bro selling feet picks

[stone marsh]

Oh I know, the windows modules have me mentally prepared for agony. I don't think I would even consider taking it without working through Ippsecs list and maybe a bunch of the OSCP prep boxes

[supple plume]

Bigres

[ocean marsh]

what is he doing

[supple plume]

I never know

[stone marsh]

May even redo Dante and complete Zephyr as well

[stone marsh]

💀

[scenic maple]

help him get unstuck

[supple plume]

He stucks and unstucks without help

[scenic maple]

he will prolly not ask for help

[supple plume]

Actually he gets in weird places to feel untouchable

[ocean marsh]

this is my stupid orange creature

[scenic maple]

he jawline is sharper than my hair

[scenic maple]

ur sofa makes me think u are from eastern europe

[ocean marsh]

lmfao that's my parents balcony sofa

[ocean marsh]

holy

[supple plume]

He has infected lip

[ocean marsh]

is he acoustic

[supple plume]

Like a spanish guitar

[ocean marsh]

get mogged

he do be me(o)wing 24/7

[rancid swallow]

Avg Orange car activities

my orange car is not in this world anymore

[rancid swallow]

^

[supple plume]

Sad

[ocean marsh]

omg so cute

[ocean marsh]

sorry to hear that

I hope you're doing ok 🫂

[rancid swallow]

This is one of the kittens of Lady Bread... she's the only one remaining now

[ocean marsh]

cuuute

nice shoes btw

[boreal pike]

((nice kitty!))

[scenic maple]

i love cream colored kitties

the blend of 3 colors is peak

[supple plume]

I think it's called calico cat

Peak sassy type of cat

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/lunabunacuddles-lunahoque-lunasyeda-serious-cat-cat-sitting-gif-5345441100631464006

[supple plume]

This is tabby cat

Felis Catus scientific name

[scenic maple]

hmmm

[supple plume]

You're in this server botnet baddies right?

[scenic maple]

yeah

[supple plume]

Invite

[scenic maple]

let me check with the folks

its not a one person decision

https://tenor.com/view/cat-munching-cat-kitty-munching-cat-eating-cat-close-up-gif-575723154021362882

[west venture]

Can I get in too

[cyan grove]

how can I erase my digital footprint?

[scenic maple]

i dont even know u vro 😭

but u can apply via the team request thing

oh its candy

lmfao

[west venture]

I was here for so long 💀

[scenic maple]

bro changes shit like every hour

u r the guy i wanted to start a country with

[verbal needle]

👋

[west venture]

Yes

[scenic maple]

we were short for 8 million - 27$

[west venture]

Yeah, and I was to be a dictator

[scenic maple]

a good dictator is better than a bad demoracy

[verbal needle]

How do I get the script kid rank?

[supple plume]

Wanna get in mine? We are unhinged af

[west venture]

Yes

[ocean marsh]

I'm scared of your server's general chat

[west venture]

I wanna join

[supple plume]

Dm

[supple plume]

It's a 💣

[west venture]

You DM

[scenic maple]

its a place where illiterate people have good days cause they cant read

[ocean marsh]

@supple plume kratos ping?

[west venture]

Are you in it?

[scenic maple]

i have seen things

[supple plume]

Really?

[scenic maple]

another win for the illiterate ✊

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-9271737585583266589

this is u if chat gets leaked

[supple plume]

@meager kernel check his message

[scenic maple]

altho its nothing illegal 😩

[ocean marsh]

are you still using caido?

[supple plume]

Yes

[ocean marsh]

thoughts

[supple plume]

Every day

Hmmm

[west venture]

What kind of things

[supple plume]

It's like burpsuite from temu but comes with a vibrator

[scenic maple]

find out urself

[ocean marsh]

you should see yourself

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/brain-same-wavelength--k01KQ9KAH9WSGREAR36CWB6X3EC

[west venture]

Oh in that server?

[ocean marsh]

so you prefer burpsuite or temu burpsuite with a vibrator

[scenic maple]

i like ffuf

[supple plume]

I came to realize caido is better if you're poor and you don't want to pirate burp but if you can afford it burp pro is way better

[scenic maple]

tbh if someone made a ffuf output parser and made a web gui
it would be enough for most burp users

[supple plume]

Golang

Ffuf proxying to burp

There is your gui

[west venture]

Wait I might make this

[supple plume]

There is no need 🥀

[west venture]

I can upload it to the hub

[scenic maple]

then you eventually need to wait 20 seconds

[supple plume]

Which hub

[scenic maple]

i dispise burp not having a lightweight stripped down version

[west venture]

You decide

[scenic maple]

i dont seem to be using the heavier tools

[supple plume]

That's not true

It takes the same time

Your ffuf just logs in requests and responses to burp

[scenic maple]

not saying that

[west venture]

It's because of the jvm

It's stupid

[scenic maple]

saying about burp startup time

[ocean marsh]

burp always felt weird for me

[west venture]

Who made java

[scenic maple]

burp is good but it takes time to boot

[ocean marsh]

god

[supple plume]

Caido is lighter

[ocean marsh]

I like java with spring boot

[west venture]

I don't like the java

[supple plume]

We can't be friends

[ocean marsh]

we're more than friends bbg 🫦

[west venture]

Anyways I'm going bye

[scenic maple]

We can't be friends

[supple plume]

Get back to your cave

[meager kernel]

hi

@ocean marsh what

[supple plume]

Cracktong

How you doing man

Crushing these exams?

[meager kernel]

yea studying rn

boring ass subjects

[supple plume]

What is?

[meager kernel]

Theory of Computation

its like

[ocean marsh]

pffff

[meager kernel]

turing machines, natural language processing

etc etc

[ocean marsh]

which sem are you in btw?

[meager kernel]

4th

2nd year

[ocean marsh]

oh nice

We're almost on the same sem

[meager kernel]

nice

ofc im older than you

so ill be ahead always

[ocean marsh]

I think you are older indeed

[meager kernel]

lil bro

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/399269-cat-middle-finger--k01KPYMNX4YX65B09Q3WJHG1RAX

mf is months older than me and saying this

[meager kernel]

lmao

lil bro

its alright

[summer urchin]

its alr lil bro

[meager kernel]

youre even younger

[summer urchin]

people have said I sound 20

[meager kernel]

no.

[summer urchin]

yes

[meager kernel]

you absolutely do not.

idk who said that

but you dont

[ocean marsh]

maybe a deaf person said that

we never know

[meager kernel]

you sound 14

which you should

cause you are 14

[summer urchin]

you have barely talked to me lol

[meager kernel]

ive heard you alot in VC

[ocean marsh]

mf you sound 30

[meager kernel]

when solving seasonal machine

[meager kernel]

??

fr?

nah fuck you

[ocean marsh]

[summer urchin]

u haven’t heard my deep voice

[meager kernel]

😭

yea alright bro

pipe down

[summer urchin]

u pipe down

[ocean marsh]

damnnn bro getting owned by a 14y

[meager kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[summer urchin]

yk I could defeat you in a talk battle

[meager kernel]

i genuinely dont care bro 😭

youre 14

[undone fossil]

tf is a talk battle

[meager kernel]

tf am i gonna get by doing a "talk battle" with you 😭

[undone fossil]

is that the new term for a debate or argument

[meager kernel]

no idea

[summer urchin]

we roast each other

[meager kernel]

first time i read the term

[summer urchin]

[undone fossil]

that's a roast battle

[austere sinew]

Stop bullying donut you little shits @meager kernel @ocean marsh

[summer urchin]

yes, yes

[undone fossil]

im not bullying

[meager kernel]

why would i do a roast battle with a 14 year old 😭

[undone fossil]

im allowed to ask what a term is

[summer urchin]

not u

[undone fossil]

nerd

[austere sinew]

I didnt add you to that ping

Idiot

[undone fossil]

hama

[summer urchin]

idk

[ocean marsh]

??? I'm not bullying him bro

[meager kernel]

i dont think i did

[meager kernel]

very bad 72

not expected from you

😔

[ocean marsh]

I'm not expecting any academy progress from you bro

[meager kernel]

we should sign a petition to ban @ocean marsh

[ocean marsh]

always giving excuses

[meager kernel]

you consider college exams as excuses?

[ocean marsh]

hell yeah I do

[meager kernel]

yea God forbid a man has to study for college

[ocean marsh]

I study for college and I find time to do hacking

[undone fossil]

May a million frogs fill your home and lead you to an impossible decision between harming frogs and having somewhere to live, or no home

[meager kernel]

lmao

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stranger-things-fire-1--k01KQ9P11MKHY6V879WGS5TEQWY

[austere sinew]

Sorry that was meant to be an impossible decision?

[scenic maple]

wait no way

[austere sinew]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[scenic maple]

i have a story for thios

this

[meager kernel]

sorry but i wanna maintain a healthy sleep schedule too so i dont die by 30

[austere sinew]

What

How could you possibly

[scenic maple]

so wolo is actually from egypt

[austere sinew]

Im actually from england and Egypt

[ocean marsh]

I have a healthy sleep schedule, my dm was an outlier

[austere sinew]

Very happy dual national

[undone fossil]

cap theyre german

[summer urchin]

nein

[scenic maple]

prophet moses bought upon a frog apoclypse

[meager kernel]

chai tea in the pyramids

[austere sinew]

Wait

[scenic maple]

The story of the plague of frogs, often referred to as a "frog apocalypse" or "frog plague," is the second of the ten plagues brought upon Egypt by God through Moses and Aaron, described in Exodus 8 in the Bible and mentioned in Surah Al-A'raf 7:133 of the Quran.

[austere sinew]

Why didn’t I do that

[meager kernel]

LMAO

[austere sinew]

I feel

[scenic maple]

i mean i know its religios and all but its a story abt frogs

[summer urchin]

OMG

[undone fossil]

yep can confirm

[austere sinew]

… okay this was fun I’m going back to the sandlands @undone fossil

[undone fossil]

i had to study the bible

[scenic maple]

and the prophet was from egypt

[scenic maple]

frog apoclypse 2.0?

[austere sinew]

I have to drink chai in the pyramids

[ocean marsh]

@primal drift is the only egyptian I respect

[scenic maple]

u can hide in the pyramids but u cant escape a frog apoclypse

[meager kernel]

ive heard they dont got ACs in egypt cause it aint developed yet

[austere sinew]

What

[ocean marsh]

Assassins Creed in egypt, yeah its called AC Origins or something

[austere sinew]

Of course we have air conditioning what

[undone fossil]

imma pour out a can of mango loco for my guy tutankhamun, bros probably thirsty

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-saul-goodman-better-call-saul-flag-china-gif-11534891927537865930

[meager kernel]

yea AC origins

[austere sinew]

Literally me

[meager kernel]

oh

ok

[austere sinew]

Who told you that… and WHY DID YOU BELIEVE IT

[meager kernel]

i genuinely thought egypt is a poor country 😭

not even kidding

[meager kernel]

TB

*TV

I saw it on TV

its like orange environment and theres sand everywhere and villages

[undone fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/cpp-cplusplus-c-programming-programming-coding-gif-15017077281183755475

[supple plume]

I have an audio on my discord soundboard it slaps some Egyptian ass music and says:
Egyptians believed that the most relevant you could do in this life is die. PARURU PAWNG DU PAWNG

[austere sinew]

Okay I can see the ragebait

[meager kernel]

and people in those villages walking many miles for water

and carrying water buckets on head

[undone fossil]

Bro saw generic africa and decided its egypt

honestly

i agree

[austere sinew]

You fucks

[meager kernel]

same thing yk

[undone fossil]

like it just makes sense

[austere sinew]

The ragebait isnt working

[meager kernel]

not much difference

[austere sinew]

Give up

[meager kernel]

potato potah-to

same thing

[undone fossil]

mexico has orange sky, africa has red ground, uk has rain

simple as

america has calories

[ocean marsh]

mexico piss filter

[austere sinew]

Okay fun fact

Red ground is from iron

[supple plume]

Spain has me

[undone fossil]

yep

[austere sinew]

If you see red it means there is a ton of iron

Money time

Or

Fix anemia

[supple plume]

HHaha

[meager kernel]

[undone fossil]

telling my idiot anemic son to eat the red40 i sprayed on the dirt because i hate him

[supple plume]

Undead wolo how you doing

@austere sinew

[austere sinew]

LMAO

[meager kernel]

shes undead

[austere sinew]

Im tired hru

[meager kernel]

so yea

[austere sinew]

Oh shit

[supple plume]

Better

[meager kernel]

undead is like zombie creatures
@austere sinew does sound like a zombie tbh

[austere sinew]

I just passed the place that repaired my phone the night I got mugged

[ocean marsh]

you should be doing academy instead of being on discord lil bro

[austere sinew]

I’m back in london

[scenic maple]

wait i actually did this in college

lmfao

[austere sinew]

That’s… that’s the joke…

[scenic maple]

it feels so wierd

[meager kernel]

oh-

[scenic maple]

c++ is weirder than js

[supple plume]

I already overcame the withdrawal of adhd pills

I can't afford them

[terse dirge]

Agreed

[undone fossil]

js -> think in actions
c -> think like hardware
c++ -> think like a compiler

[meager kernel]

weirdest is Java

[jolly snow]

c#

[scenic maple]

how do u make sense of writing one function that works with ints strimgs and floats

[austere sinew]

Guys i’m hungry

[meager kernel]

i have java exam too

day after tomorrow

[undone fossil]

check the data type

[meager kernel]

dont flush the food down the toilet this time 😭

[undone fossil]

or type traits w/dispatch

[austere sinew]

THAT ONLY HAPPENED TWICE OKAY!!

[terse dirge]

But why the oop in c++? Why not use the simple C instead?

[scenic maple]

like whatever the f this is

[meager kernel]

yea the fact that it happened TWICE is insane

[undone fossil]

I've done it in both. C++ is saves me time, and allows for much easier RAII ootb

[jagged storm]

asm -> think like masochist

[undone fossil]

I mean C is an asm wrapper

[scenic maple]

i like c and js

but not cpp

it just doesnt make sense

[terse dirge]

What about go?

[scenic maple]

go is nice

[undone fossil]

Syntax not bad, ecosystem horrible, static compilation can be annoying sometimes

[terse dirge]

Go > c++

[undone fossil]

tool for a job

Go works in many cases, C++ benefits in others

[jolly snow]

c# the goat 😂

[terse dirge]

Eeeeew

Windows version of Java

[undone fossil]

e.g. in low latency development (not to be confused with high performance), C/++ will far outshine go no matter what

C# is based honestly

[high cobalt]

Eww, Java for Microsofties

[ocean marsh]

microsoft flavored java

[jolly snow]

alr alr chill chill i get it

[meager kernel]

i used arch logo on cachy os

[terse dirge]

I cannot stand Java man, shit is just for trashy legacy systems

[jolly snow]

java is booty

[ocean marsh]

what about studying lil bro

[jolly snow]

the shittiest language made for mankind

[undone fossil]

Linux nerds will do anything to avoid admitting that c# is pretty sleek on linux nowadays

[terse dirge]

Niri is based af

[meager kernel]

im on a break

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hug-cat-look-iseeyou-gif-11118364233379416163

[meager kernel]

true

[terse dirge]

Have you tried quick shell yet?

[meager kernel]

i am on quickshell

dms quickshell

it works so well

[terse dirge]

Hell yeah

[meager kernel]

i can change settings through GUI

dont even have to open terminal

[jolly snow]

what bout rust

[meager kernel]

@terse dirge look at all these settings

this is most of my PC settings

[undone fossil]

nah this is gorgeous

  template <typename T>
  std::expected<T, DWORD> Process::read(const uintptr_t address) const noexcept
  {
    static_assert(std::is_trivially_copyable_v<T>);

    T value{};
    size_t bytes_read = 0;

    if (!::ReadProcessMemory(
          m_handle.get(),
          reinterpret_cast<LPCVOID>(address),
          &value,
          sizeof(T),
          &bytes_read))
    {
      return std::unexpected(::GetLastError());
    }

    if (bytes_read != sizeof(T))
    {
      return std::unexpected(ERROR_PARTIAL_COPY);
    }

    return value;
  }

trust

[high cobalt]

The last time i tried Niri with some premade Quickshell Config it felt laggy compared to XFCE

[scenic maple]

it looks like typescript singltone factory

[meager kernel]

its pretty fast for me

[ocean marsh]

I just use i3 because it works and its simple

[jolly snow]

syntax error

[jagged storm]

And uses just a few mb of ram

[ocean marsh]

r u also on I3?

[lavish sage]

omg its rat

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rat-taking-a-bath-J2i--k01KQ9PY4MHTRGXY0YW5NF6B4Y1

[terse dirge]

But why??? You're taking away part of the art vro

[lavish sage]

still remember when i was shitposting with 'agoraphobia'

[jagged storm]

For sure

[lavish sage]

and we got a character story

[meager kernel]

the typing endlessly in terminal to change a config file?

[ocean marsh]

based, we're simple men

[terse dirge]

But why have 3 when you can have one really really good one

I hope i3 migrates their stuff to Wayland

[undone fossil]

[ocean marsh]

omg imagine having a flameshot that works when you need to take a printscreen

[terse dirge]

Altho I think it's a dead project

[undone fossil]

ew

[scenic maple]

exactly

[undone fossil]

I'll admit that typescript has been a very good thing for the js world, but still ew

[meager kernel]

i have only one config file, but i change that through the UI of the quickshell rather than terminal itself

[undone fossil]

do not call my C++ typescript

[high cobalt]

I am so used to having no animations that I am now even noticing 100ms delays 😂 Or maybe it had to so with some configuration or driver or something. I like the concept of scrolling tiling WMs but at the moment I think I am not ready for it

[terse dirge]

But are you setting colors yourself or using whatever's based on the wallpaper?

[meager kernel]

mostly myself

[terse dirge]

Based af

[undone fossil]

This would be a singleton

class Mutex
{
public:
  Mutex(const Mutex&) = delete;
  Mutex& operator=(const Mutex&) = delete;
  Mutex(Mutex&&) = delete;
  Mutex& operator=(Mutex&&) = delete;

  [[nodiscard]]
  static std::expected<std::reference_wrapper<Mutex>, DWORD> instance() noexcept;

  [[nodiscard]]
  std::expected<void, DWORD> lock() noexcept;

  [[nodiscard]]
  std::expected<void, DWORD> unlock() noexcept;

  HANDLE native_handle() const noexcept { return m_handle.get(); }
private:
  explicit Mutex(Handle handle) noexcept
    : m_handle(std::move(handle)) {}
  ~Mutex() = default;
  Handle m_handle;
};

using C++23 anyways

[terse dirge]

I thought it was like that thing that it changes based on your wallpaper

[scenic maple]

i cant read half of it

[meager kernel]

i dont mind the animation, ive reduced the whole animation thing to minimum, so its still present, but very less
besides, i do most of my work/study in VM cause i ONLY do cybersec, no development related work

[undone fossil]

the first few lines are just deleting the copy and move constructors since we dont want that

[meager kernel]

@ocean marsh btw internship ended

[ocean marsh]

????

[terse dirge]

What was your internship?

[meager kernel]

ill directly look for job if and when i get CPTS

[scenic maple]

i have been reading this https://www.learncpp.com/

[meager kernel]

jr pentester

[undone fossil]

idk why you'd want a singleton mutex but alas

[terse dirge]

Whaaaaat that's sick af

[undone fossil]

fuck that just like write shit

I'll happily QA your C++

[meager kernel]

i'll look for a better company soon enough

[ocean marsh]

how tf did that already ended @meager kernel

[meager kernel]

i want to learn rn

[meager kernel]

3 months

[scenic maple]

i am gonna write a http server then

[meager kernel]

they could have given extension but i wanted it to end

[terse dirge]

Learn the windows apis vro

[undone fossil]

ok bet

[meager kernel]

i want to learn alot rn

[ocean marsh]

bro htf

wtf

[meager kernel]

AD, web based stuff, reverse engineering

etc etc

alot to learn

[ocean marsh]

why would you end it

[meager kernel]

cause they werent giving much work

[terse dirge]

You should specialize in AD vro

[meager kernel]

yea i would

[ocean marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

bro

idk what to say

[undone fossil]

rev is mostly pattern based, just takes practice

[terse dirge]

Learn windows apis, it'll make you hate it more 🔥

[jagged storm]

So study in the downtime, and stay there lol

[meager kernel]

i already do

[ocean marsh]

dude is fucking stupid bro

like really

[undone fossil]

i recommend reversing real software though, not ctf stuff apart from the basics when starting out

[meager kernel]

what? i wanna be unemployed too

[undone fossil]

real world rev is very different to ctf rev

[meager kernel]

yes yes

[terse dirge]

Real meoware 🔥

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/dented-pepe-dentge-meme-hit-gif-15873918808390144538

[high cobalt]

Sounds like you need to be masochistic to learn Windows APIs

[undone fossil]

nah not really

very well documented

the only annoying part is playing winapi return code roulette

[terse dirge]

It's bad with the typing system but once you get to how it's being goofy you're good

[undone fossil]

huh

its statically typed

[terse dirge]

The typing shit

It's weird man

[undone fossil]

just hungarian notation

learn to read that and ur good

[jagged storm]

Oh, windows types?

[undone fossil]

LPCSTR -> long pointer c string

which is just an alias to char*

most of the types are just adding more notation to the function

[ornate ibex]

Hi

[ocean marsh]

For the past 20 minutes I've been trying the same attack on CPTS that I know that works, after 20 minutes doing the same shit, it magically worked

[high cobalt]

Nah sorry guys but low level development has too much Legacy and weird naming conventions for me 😂 I just like clear and precise names you know

[undone fossil]

ive done this before one sec

[undone fossil]

LPCWSTR: Long Pointer to Const Wide character String
WCSLEN: Wide Character String Length
LPCTSTR: Long Pointer to Const TCHAR String
HGDIOBJ: Handle to GDI Object
HWINSTA: Handle to Window Station
LPCSTR: Long Pointer to Const String
DWORD: Double Word
LPWSTR: Long Pointer to Wide String
PCWSTR: Pointer to Const Wide String
PUHALF: Pointer to Unsigned Half
UHALF: Unsigned Half

[supple plume]

That's why I prefer javascript

[scenic maple]

thats a lie

u only prefer js cause it brings foo

d

[supple plume]

It doesn't anymore

[high cobalt]

Thats why I prefer Java or better yet Go

[scenic maple]

well it used to

[raven rain]

screw it, let's become a full stack dev

[supple plume]

Haaaaa

[supple plume]

Ok I'm fullstack dev now what

[scenic maple]

now you get the certs calc has

[raven rain]

can you get a job now

[supple plume]

No

[raven rain]

give up

[supple plume]

Aeight

Then what

[scenic maple]

then try again tomorrow

[raven rain]

idk

[supple plume]

Exactly

[supple plume]

That's where I'm at

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-what-it-is-meme-windows-98-blade-runner-2049-running-out-gif-9631165122054034342

[supple plume]

Help xd

[raven rain]

i'm thinking while i apply for help desk jobs i should try and learn how to make web apps

[scenic maple]

will it help tho

[raven rain]

make some portfolio and then apply to some web dev or swe jobs

[scenic maple]

marke is extremely saturated for web devs rn

ngl

[raven rain]

no but i get to cast a wider net

[rancid swallow]

cool

do show us too

[scenic maple]

bro has a website tho

only need to put fancy stuff in it

[jagged storm]

Most swe jobs be like 'jr software developer - requires 84 years of experience with java '

[raven rain]

• i can funnel my web apps into my homelab and try to learn devops

[rancid swallow]

yeah ...Bro is a Professional Professional

[rancid swallow]

lol

[undone fossil]

Can confirm web dev is kinda fucked rn

as in market

[scenic maple]

do not lookup shadcn checkbox source code on the internet

[terse dirge]

I have a website with a custom theme for Hugo, am I a web dev?

[jagged storm]

Whole market is fucked

[undone fossil]

Eeeh nah

[raven rain]

yea it's a hugo website

[rancid swallow]

Oh i just realised SWE is Software Engg
-# im one

[undone fossil]

Lmao same

[terse dirge]

Make a custom theme vro

[raven rain]

it's been so long since i touched my website that i forgot how to update it

[scenic maple]

wat do u do

[undone fossil]

Perfect time to learn how to write good docs

[rancid swallow]

its literally the Default role in CS

[raven rain]

i'm already doing that for my homelab

[terse dirge]

I think ai is tbh

[scenic maple]

"use client"

import * as React from "react"
import * as CheckboxPrimitive from "@radix-ui/react-checkbox"
import { Check } from "lucide-react"

import { cn } from "@/lib/utils"

const Checkbox = React.forwardRef<
  React.ElementRef<typeof CheckboxPrimitive.Root>,
  React.ComponentPropsWithoutRef<typeof CheckboxPrimitive.Root>
>(({ className, ...props }, ref) => (
  <CheckboxPrimitive.Root
    ref={ref}
    className={cn(
      "peer h-4 w-4 shrink-0 rounded-sm border border-primary shadow focus-visible:outline-none focus-visible:ring-1 focus-visible:ring-ring disabled:cursor-not-allowed disabled:opacity-50 data-[state=checked]:bg-primary data-[state=checked]:text-primary-foreground",
      className
    )}
    {...props}
  >
    <CheckboxPrimitive.Indicator
      className={cn("flex items-center justify-center text-current")}
    >
      <Check className="h-4 w-4" />
    </CheckboxPrimitive.Indicator>
  </CheckboxPrimitive.Root>
))
Checkbox.displayName = CheckboxPrimitive.Root.displayName

export { Checkbox }

[high cobalt]

And also a 25+ yoe in a JS framework released 2 years ago ...

[scenic maple]

this is just a checkbox btw

[raven rain]

at some point i want most of it to be iac

[terse dirge]

"yeah I work in AI for comp sci"

[high cobalt]

Yeah but (probably) a pretty one

[undone fossil]

“Yeah I can write JS”

[terse dirge]

I cannot write js sadly

[rancid swallow]

I mostly get backend work since i work for a bank
Mostly SQL and shell scripts
otherwise i also get some QA engg work too - bug finding n debugging
its a mixed role based on where da priority is needed

[undone fossil]

so can my toaster in 5 years buddy

[scenic maple]

u know its cooked when a component library imports another component library for just a checkbox

[rancid swallow]

ya that is too , the new one

[scenic maple]

u must make more money then avg joe in swe

[rancid swallow]

yeah but the country i live in for it is , yes

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/cylon-battlestar-galactica-looking-around-scan-gif-9153290

[high cobalt]

Yeah I wish the JS dependency madness will stop one day. I don't get why this ecosystem likes to build meta frameworks for frameworks which are abstractions of other frameworks which use a library ...

[undone fossil]

Thoughts on use cases for low latency development? Specifically those of which I can easily justify benchmarking without any extra hardware

The joy of perfectionism being the enemy of good, but everyone having their own picture of perfect

[terse dirge]

Why do people write back ends on JavaScript? It doesn't scale well and is single threaded.

[undone fossil]

dev time:output

[terse dirge]

I get it for frontend but not apis

[undone fossil]

by that logic everyone should write hyper optimised C but alas

or asm even i guess

[high cobalt]

Btw, another reason why I like go: Go developers seem to favor lightweight solutions ... and the STDlib can do pretty much ootb

[undone fossil]

Yeah same for many compiled langs

I feel if the average js dev knew what turbofan was, we'd be in a better place

[high cobalt]

What is turbofan?

[undone fossil]

https://v8.dev/docs/turbofan

part of the v8 engine responsible for optimising js at runtime

i.e. compiling hot functions down to native

using the term "compiling" vaguely here

i.e. if you run add(1, 2) 20,000 times, with the same expected data types it'll go through the optimisation pipeline and run as native code instead

[jagged storm]

Lightweight go solutions?

[undone fossil]

me when go hello world is the twice the size of my debugger

which has lua embedded

[high cobalt]

Yeah but what benefit would it have if JS developers knew about it?

[high cobalt]

I didn't mean binary size but development speed + external dependencies.

Compared to Java where the stdlib doesn't even have a JSON parser/stringifyer yet alone a HTTP Server stack

[undone fossil]

If they knew about this, they'd likely know a lot more about other aspects of JS internals too

and be performance aware

[austere sinew]

Guys I accidentally stole someone’s sandwich

[supple plume]

enjoy

bro wtf

the model loves my prompt 💀

[scenic maple]

i know you did all knowing

[austere sinew]

I feel like a criminal by eating this instead of my tuna melt

[scenic maple]

ur just feeling guilty now

[austere sinew]

NO

[supple plume]

black hat sandwitch

[austere sinew]

[scenic maple]

react with 🥪 is stolen willingly
else with ❌ if not willingly

[austere sinew]

I feel guilty asf

[mystic harbor]

How can someone chew unwilling

Then swallow

[scenic maple]

@austere sinew looks like i was right

[austere sinew]

It doesn’t even taste good 😭

Costa mozzarella and tomato

[supple plume]

it's the taste of shame

[scenic maple]

bro stole and ate it

thas crazy

[supple plume]

wild times we live in

one cant have it's own costa mozzarella tomato sandwitch

[austere sinew]

I only realised after a bite 😭

[mystic harbor]

[austere sinew]

😭 😭 😭

[scenic maple]

wild times

[mystic harbor]

Cold world

[austere sinew]

I am a bad person

I am choking with guilt

[scenic maple]

chok with the sandwich u stole

[austere sinew]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[high cobalt]

Yes, straight to hell and jail. Sorry man

[supple plume]

you are yes nasty sandwitch thief I will never carry a costa mozzarelaz tomato sandwitch around you

[scenic maple]

all these sins and u fall for gluttony

[austere sinew]

IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE

[supple plume]

make sure you return the sandwitch tomorrow

[austere sinew]

I would have ran back to give it but I only realised what I did after I bit into it 😭 😭

[scenic maple]

this is u rn

[scenic maple]

like that friend who always bites before sharing food

[austere sinew]

They probably wont call the police over a costa sandwich right

I mean

Realistically

[supple plume]

it depends

you commited a felony

[austere sinew]

Theyre both around the same price, if not a little more for the tuna sandwich

[scenic maple]

honestly i would rather loose money to a theif than a sandwich

[supple plume]

if someone steals my costa mozzarela tomato sandwitch I would curse in 7 languages

[austere sinew]

I feel like a filthy criminal

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-9271737585583266589

[austere sinew]

This is so embarrassing

[scenic maple]

more like a fat criminal

[supple plume]

you can't be sserious

[austere sinew]

I am

Genuinely humiliated

I have never stole before in my life

😭

[lavish sage]

i probably have

[mystic harbor]

You picked it up willingly

[scenic maple]

well sometimes its a first

[lavish sage]

nothing of actual value tbh

[austere sinew]

I THOUGHT SHE SAID TUNA SANDWICH

[mystic harbor]

Then ate willingly

[austere sinew]

I COULDNT RETURN IT I BIT INTO IT

[lavish sage]

calm down buddy

[austere sinew]

Shut

[mystic harbor]

You could slice your part out

But you still chewed on it

Knowing

[austere sinew]

😭

[lavish sage]

its too early to say i miss the old htb

[austere sinew]

I was hungry 😭

[mystic harbor]

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.

[scenic maple]

its been almost 10 years now

[lavish sage]

😔

[scenic maple]

😔

[lavish sage]

ever since my goat seadris was banned its been downhill

[mystic harbor]

😔

[supple plume]

I joined after that

[scenic maple]

he isnt banned lmfao

he left

cause yall not funny

[lavish sage]

same thing

[scenic maple]

well then its your fault inst it

you are not funny

[lavish sage]

😔

slander

[supple plume]

I try clowning here but I can only do a certain amount of noise

[mystic harbor]

Yea funny skill issues

[supple plume]

sorry about that

btw stop sending me flies banging in dm

[mystic harbor]

That was supposed to be confidential

[high cobalt]

Well at least now you can commit a hacking felony bc it doesn't matter anyways (/j of course, JUST IN CASE)

[high cobalt]

Love it.

[mystic harbor]

Bread was stolen 🥀

[high cobalt]

I guess the bird was still happy, got what he wanted: Yummy food

[mystic harbor]

He just got his cage upgrade

[tame gust]

ZEESHAAAN

[lavish sage]

HEATHERSS

[tame gust]

my FAV INDIAN

[lavish sage]

i though you died

im not even indian blud 😭

[tame gust]

MY FAV PAKISTANI

shyt my bad gang

[lavish sage]

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