general

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/whatyearisit-cardiac-gif-22108627

[worthy cargo]

I bought D2R for 14$

[turbid goblet]

play maplestory instead

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/to-the-depths-with-you-cat-depths-to-the-depths-gif-7441909642438936732

[turbid goblet]

maplestory is goated

actually not really

it was fun for a bit when i was like 12 tho

[jagged storm]

You still can't even remap the keys, to this day

[turbid goblet]

wdym

theres a whole key mapper ui

[jagged storm]

No, it only lets you pick from two profiles

I saw it on a stream like a year ago

[turbid goblet]

when i played when i was 12 u could put anything anywhere

and macros

[jagged storm]

Steamer spent 45 minutes trying to find out how to remap, and couldn't

The answer is to use custom keyboard layouts or something like AHK

[turbid goblet]

was he new or somethng

that thingy still exists

[jagged storm]

Is this some third party thing? The UI when he started had only the two profile options

[random aurora]

the desicion making I have finish it why its not appeared sign of finished

[turbid goblet]

nah thats native unless they changed something very recently which would be really dumb

i guess i dont put that past nexon tho

[tough oyster]

I wanna get back into playing it but…. No AU servers

It isn’t well populated

So all my attacks are delayed by a small second

Which is noticeable

[jagged storm]

Are those just skills though? Can you change movement?

Because he was trying to figure out how to change the movement keys, since they were awful

[tough oyster]

1 the thing I fucking hate about the game is if you want the item, it’s a gamble to getting it.

[turbid goblet]

i wanted to get back in for the OG maple rerelease but i doubt itd be popular. it was a VERY grindy game

uhh actually idk if u can change movement keys

[tough oyster]

VERY GRINDY

[jagged storm]

He wanted something reasonable like WASD, and could find no way to do so

[turbid goblet]

oh u might not be able to do that

that seems counterintuitive tho

[jagged storm]

Yeah, in 2026, that's insane lol

[turbid goblet]

if u use WASD for movement ur skill rotation with ur left hand would be really strange

[jagged storm]

You have a right hand

[turbid goblet]

not m e

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-liar-star-wars-lying-gif-8634649

[turbid goblet]

lmao

i honestly never even considered changed movement to wasd tho

[jagged storm]

He quit after not being able to remap. I imagine I would have if I ever tried the game, too

[random aurora]

if I finished job role pentesting I can access to cpts free?

[jagged storm]

No, the exam is like $210

[random aurora]

Okay thank u

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-cat-meow-chat-gif-14778852254694362862

[tough oyster]

For you it was $210. Everyone else was $110. Hope you didn’t mind 😈hehehe

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-internet-tell-lies-buster-lie-gif-4986649

[tough oyster]

Holy shit I totally forgot about this show

Would watch as a kid

[rose onyx]

Didn't know your people had regular TV shows.

[tough oyster]

"YOUR PEOPLE" WHO IS YOUR PEOPLE? HUH ARE WE ALIENS OR SOMETHING

https://tenor.com/view/alien-extraterrestrial-movie-scene-gif-6746292148918175301

[muted olive]

Yes

[frail turtle]

Guys why am I enjoying professional wrestling

I shouldn't be laughing so much at it but WWE is funny lmfao

[obtuse fern]

because it's pure entertainment

like 99% of it is staged

[proper dragon]

nu uh

[proper dragon]

nooo

[west venture]

Helo

How to join CIA?

[proper dragon]

hax them

[worthy cargo]

https://www.cia.gov/careers/

[proper dragon]

leev resume on desktop

[worthy cargo]

Apply for a job.

[proper dragon]

dont listen to Eggzy, he's just trying to keep the ATS employed

[turbid goblet]

just email ur resume to urself they will see it

[proper dragon]

the real way to get a job at the cia is

through the backdoor

some say youll end up in a scif
scif actually means secret club initiation funhouse

[west venture]

IPtables 💀

[rustic carbon]

sup guys

[iron galleon]

yo

[rustic carbon]

how's it going?

[iron galleon]

good man how are you

[rustic carbon]

doing pretty good. just a little bored. tired of doing all the same stuff, lol.

[muted olive]

@obtuse fern what happened to your roles

[frail turtle]

I went on a dating app and put that if they dislike my bluntness it's because they dont deserve honesty.

On my summary

Lol

I just want to make people mad

[iron galleon]

u gotta be nice in a relationship

people just wanna feel good

my humble advice no shade

i wasn't ready for one for a long time

bc i was a really bitter person

[rapid badger]

"I just want to make people mad"
Good approach to dating

[summer urchin]

[frail turtle]

[proper dragon]

you should also add "why does everyone on here look like randomized oblivion characters"

[frail turtle]

Dude

You would not believe the options i have

I feel like I landed in another planet

Planet gorkhon

[iron galleon]

https://tenor.com/bZSRT.gif

im faded

[frail turtle]

Now Im not evil, see, good people are honest with you. The last thing i want is to sleep next to a liar.

I remember

I had a high school teacher

And one day

[iron galleon]

i like where this is going

[frail turtle]

A girl in my class asked her

You dont trust your husband?

And she was like nope 🙅‍♂️

I was like 💀 👀 👀 👀

🤣

[iron galleon]

ive accidentally rizzed my teacher

she liked my autism

wait thats hella weird

[river wagon]

first ever convo i see on this server btw

[iron galleon]

srry

[river wagon]

i can tell this is a good place to be lmao

[proper dragon]

far from the strangest

[frail turtle]

If your teacher is attracted to your autism thats like next level

Like it begins to beg more questions.

Like does more autism mean shes more attracted because ive seen like levels of autism where a person cant talk

So like woukd she be attracted to that

[iron galleon]

thats the kind i have like i cant talk

i just make noises

[molten bobcat]

doot doot

[iron galleon]

im only capable of communicating through a keyboard

[frail turtle]

Yo why you gotta be disrespectful cloud

[river wagon]

hell yeah that's actually fire

i had a friend who was like that in high school, genuinely funniest guy i've ever met

wicked smart asw

physics major rn, and he is like breezing through those classes

[frail turtle]

I knew this autistic kid that had a habit of taking off all of his clothes. I felt bad for him it seemed out of hia control idk

[iron galleon]

i knew him too

damn i miss that guy

[frail turtle]

His mom said that

He wasnt like that at the age of 3

But then something happened as he got older. He just lost his ability to ...do things.

And then one day i was eating some chicken at her house at the age of 10 and he just came up to me and just went commando right in front of me.

[iron galleon]

thats really something

crazy

[frail turtle]

😂 the bastard i could just sense he knew what he was doing

[iron galleon]

i could say the most awful shit rn and it's 100% true

the kinda shit i wanna say reminds me of the older low height people getting on school buses n shit

alr i will

so like when i was younger the therapists would tell me im autistic bc a multitude of things

but i think bc i had empathy issues was the reason

so i was eventually convinced im lowkey autistic

and i only act that way around my parents

so like

early retirement party anyone?

im not even joking around

[frail turtle]

Lack of empathy doesnt mean autism...though.

[iron galleon]

the therapists were ignorant imo

thats why i stopped seeing them

produced nothing but frustration

[frail turtle]

Lack of empathy more so points to sociopathy...like this kid who was swinging around a dead squirrel at other kids one time that i saw.

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-spy-WUD

[obtuse fern]

is that sociopathy or psychopathy? :)

[proper dragon]

sheesh

[frail turtle]

Not psychopathy, he was a complete splerg

You know like one of those kids who go dumpster diving

[proper dragon]

Sociopaths can have empathy btw
Marcielee is right - psychopaths dont have emotional empathy

racoon frens

[iron galleon]

which one crashes a ups mail truck into a house

i lowkey thought thats what my ups mail driver was doing

driving down my street

lmao

[rancid snow]

yall triggered my pet peeve

[iron galleon]

bro was going way over the speed limit in a residential

[rancid snow]

@proper dragon @obtuse fern @frail turtle there is no actual medical diagnosis of sociopathy or pyschopathy. Its just pop psych bullshit of 'which is which'. Theres a number of anti social personality disorders that cover what you may classically think of sociopaths or psychopaths but they themselves arent medical conditions

[proper dragon]

wasnt there a study that showed in the brains of who would have traditionally been called a psychopath that there was very little activity in certain areas of the midbrain

[worthy cargo]

In "The Reign of Error", published in 1984, psychiatrist Lee Coleman, M.D., states that psychiatrists have no valid scientific tools or expertise. (Beacon Press, p. ix).

[frail turtle]

Do you have one i dont have anything.

[rancid snow]

I dont have medical insurance

[worthy cargo]

In 1983, Wesleyan University's psychology professors in Connecticut published an article in The Behavioral and Brain Sciences, a professional journal, titled "An analysis of psychotherapy versus placebo studies". The abstract of the article concludes this: "...there is no evidence that the benefits of psychotherapy are greater than those of placebo treatment." (Leslie Prioleau, et al., Vol. 6, p. 275).

[frail turtle]

These days

People came out with a new term called neurotypical to label me with.

[worthy cargo]

I'm trying to setup AirLLM

Let's find out what all this is about

[iron galleon]

im so hungry

i need sprite

[frail turtle]

I think it is rude to call someone neurotypical though

[worthy cargo]

I may not have disk space for it.

:/

[frail turtle]

That's like saying you know you think like everyone else. Definitely not the case.

[iron galleon]

lmao

psychology fanatics can be ridiculous, like, the kind of casual experts

"come here, you" pats a label on your back

those kinds of people

[rancid snow]

More so its kinda like with 'hidden disabilities'. Just cause someone appears normal to you doesnt mean there arent conditions theyre struggling with that you cant see

[worthy cargo]

"I" want to solve "my" suffering and go beyond "my" agony. Do you see that the source of my suffering is the "self" that continues to give continuity to it's own suffering?

So long as the "self" exists, I must be in agony. The very nature of the "I" is Disorder.

Psychologists will try to sell you healing, as the spiritual guru will try to sell you healing. All they are doing is telling you how to have a "self" that functions properly in society by the norms put forth by society.

So, if you have an adequately functioning self, then you are constantly giving continuance to your suffering, because it is the divisive, egotistical, and self-centered activity of the "self" that is the precursor to all misery, all suffering, and all agony.

The more you dive into my "self" and the more you want my "self" to function well, the more you sustain my agony, sir. The more you sustain my misery. The more continuity you give to my agony, my violence, my tears, my brutality within.

Sir, the "self" is the source of all agony and misery within man.

[iron galleon]

🤓 ☝️ "erm, no! science!"

[rapid badger]

Its a "soft" science. Aka bs

[iron galleon]

yes

[frail turtle]

We need hard science

[worthy cargo]

Wood, M.D., a British psychiatrist, stated in his book "The Myth of Neurosis" which was published in 1986: "Popularly it is believed that psychiatrists have the ability to 'see into our minds,' to understand the workings of the psyche, and possibly even to predict our future behavior. In reality, of course, they possess no such skills. ... In truth there are very few illnesses in psychiatry, and even fewer successful treatments ... in the postulating of hypothetical psychological and biochemical causative processes, psychiatrists have tended to lay a smokescreen over the indubitable fact that in the real world it is not hard either to recognize or to treat the large majority of psychiatric illnesses. It would take the intelligent layman a long weekend to learn how to do it" (Harper & Row, 1986, p. 28-30; emphasis in original).

[iron galleon]

i mean mental illness can be complex af to treat i will say

thank gawd for antipsychotics

[worthy cargo]

Psychotherapy and Spirituality are both farcical.

The wise have always said that the therapist is an extremely expensive friend, and one who ultimately does not help. 🙂

[iron galleon]

yes exactly

in my experience

[worthy cargo]

That wise man was me.

🙂

[iron galleon]

and ppl who havent seen them will be liek "actually, uh, no"

[worthy cargo]

It has been said by the wise and our elders that the psychologist is the ultimate enemy of the individual. Has the psychologist solved for himself the problems that he is trying to solve for you? Has the holy man found God? Has the spiritual guru stepped into Nirvana himself?

It's all farce.

[broken flame]

Im 15 and this is deep

[worthy cargo]

What is real is YOU. Your ideas, your opinions, your thoughts, your convictions.

What is real is THIS MOMENT.

[iron galleon]

im not gonna pretend to know everything tho

[frail turtle]

I read that as reign of terror

[worthy cargo]

"Man is his own star; and the soul that can Render an honest and a perfect man, Commands all light, all influence, all fate; Nothing to him falls early or too late." -- An Honest Man's Fortune circa 1600s by John Fletcher

[frail turtle]

Eggzy why the hell do you always have to transcende time and space

[worthy cargo]

Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist. Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.

[iron galleon]

but addressing the elephant

"🤓 we can't have a sociopath in here" headass "thats against the rules"

moment a while ago lol

not everyone with aspd is a villain which sounds so absurd to some people

[worthy cargo]

What I must do is all that concerns me, not what the people think. These are the voices which we hear in solitude, but they grow faint and inaudible as we enter into the world and world enters into our account.

[naive nest]

File hashes are off for both The Art of Reversing and Tear or Dear, can I get some cross machine/network verification?

[worthy cargo]

It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinion; it is easy in solitude to live after our own; but the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude. -- Emerson

[frail turtle]

What is that

[frail turtle]

I disagree with that.

[iron galleon]

i have 1 of emerson's books on my shelf rn

lemme see

essays & lectures

[frail turtle]

It's very hard living alone and isolated, i dont think one can be happy alone.

[worthy cargo]

For nonconformity the world whips you with its displeasure. And therefore a man must know how to estimate a sour face; but the sour faces of the multitude, like their sweet faces, have no deep cause, but are put on and off as the wind blows and a newspaper directs.

People's faces are like the changing winds

Put on and off as the weather changes.

People are fickle.

[worthy cargo]

We are social animals who need to be social otherwise in isolation many go mad.

[iron galleon]

yall remember fashion nova

[worthy cargo]

When the moment of truth arrives, when the moment of pure karmic action arrives, sir, the body responds in exactly the same fashion for the man who has insights vs. the man who does not. Insight does not help. More accumulation of knowledge does not help. Thought ceases to function and the body takes over. The man with insights operates identically to the man that does not have insights.

[west venture]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-undress-me-elephant-in-the-room-tlu-yay-gif-10717603218778044826

@west venture

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3SWlCSwt8g has been on repeat for days... I can't get enough of this song.

High Octane hacking music

[west venture]

This is something I do not require one bit

In fact I get annoyed at people irl just for existing

[worthy cargo]

Nor do I

I am happy and peaceful in my profound solitude.

A solitude none can snatch away from me.

[west venture]

But I also hate myself

Literally hate everything

[iron galleon]

That's a ban

lmao

[west venture]

Why

[iron galleon]

im kidding

[west venture]

You're not

[iron galleon]

alr

[west venture]

I'm kidding

[worthy cargo]

Something is up with HTB labs. I have a box started. But I can't ping the IP. It's intermittent. Sometimes I get a ping reply, sometimes I don't.

Box is VariaType

It was working fine a few hours ago

I reset the box, got new IP for box, put that in my /etc/hosts and still packet loss. No ping reply. \o/

[bronze lion]

Did u recently install the ovpn file or perhaps a new OS?

[worthy cargo]

No

Like I said it's intermittent. sometimes I get a reply, sometimes I don't.

It's really weird.

[bronze lion]

Try
Nano yourovpnfile.ovpn

Then add these 3 lines at the end

tun-mtu 1400
mssfix 1360
fragment 1300

It might fix it

[sharp shuttle]

is someone trying to do mtu math?

[bronze lion]

👺

I have sometimes faced it in new ovpn files and I do this

[safe jacinth]

does any one know how many services should i learn to clear CJCA

[sharp shuttle]

all of them

[safe jacinth]

in the scene?

[sharp shuttle]

65,535 is how many ports i had to memorize, all the common, all the registered, etc

[meager kernel]

Hi brath

[sharp shuttle]

howdy

[bronze lion]

Bruh c'mon u really didn't

[meager kernel]

Hru

[sharp shuttle]

im good man, you?

[safe jacinth]

services which are covered in foot printing

[meager kernel]

Im good, tired a bit

[remote bolt]

i know 21, 22, 80, 443 😄

[meager kernel]

College really boring me out

My internship company isn't giving me important work rn

Hey zumi

My parents think I should do masters

I dont want to

[remote bolt]

tell them u are the master

[meager kernel]

Is a masters degree required in Cybersec?

[bronze lion]

No

Lol

[terse dirge]

https://status.hackthebox.com/

[worthy cargo]

I turned it off and back on again, my kali VM. Maybe it will work this time

[bronze lion]

Let's see

[terse dirge]

why would it be required?

maybe for senior level roles

[worthy cargo]

I have a masters

[meager kernel]

Idk

[bronze lion]

How can u even say it so casually?

[meager kernel]

But would it guarantee a good job

[terse dirge]

nothing is guaranteeing a job rn

[bronze lion]

Personally for me, zumi has the coolest job in this server

Just saying

[terse dirge]

market is fucked. Do botany instead man (in the US)

[meager kernel]

In india, unfortunately, doing alot of study is seen as a good thing
Bachelors degree, then masters, then PhD

[bronze lion]

Where is boeing plane simply lying to salvage?

[high lynx]

What's your job Zumi?

[bronze lion]

At least u are the one I can think of right now

There are grave yards for planes lol

[high lynx]

pwn or plane

haha

[meager kernel]

@frosty thistle im not sure if ive asked you this before but do you get job offers usually cause of CPTS

[rapid badger]

You can always sneak into an airport with a wrench and try your luck

[worthy cargo]

I switched my VPN to TCP and now I got reply

[high lynx]

thats very cool indeed

[terse dirge]

udp moment

[meager kernel]

If I get cpts, can i get referral from you 🥺

[high lynx]

what about cdsa :()

[bronze lion]

Easy way to spend the rest of ur life in jail

[bronze lion]

Nice

[low glacier]

Anyone have a link to the avatar leak

[high lynx]

crying in the void

[meager kernel]

Job referral

From you

What i mean to say is

Hire me

💔

[high lynx]

what if Im from Antartica, I'm a penguin

[bronze lion]

It's bcz of where he works

[meager kernel]

Its not work from home?

[west venture]

nano ❌ vi ✅

[bronze lion]

I like nano tbh

[meager kernel]

Demn

Ew nano users

Get vim

[sick gate]

Clearance required?

[bronze lion]

Ye I get it

[sick gate]

I'm guessing

[bronze lion]

But nano is wht I'm more comfortable with

[meager kernel]

I use neovim

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/goku-prowler-goku

[sick gate]

Definitely no remote work then

[meager kernel]

Nano looks so ugly

[west venture]

I use Microsoft notepad

[bronze lion]

I just prefer it and regardless of wht others think, I will keep using nano

[sick gate]

Yeah mate I'll just VPN into the SCIF

[devout sail]

Ctrl + K yourself

[meager kernel]

..

[devout sail]

Progress

Went from 1 dot to 2 dot

[meager kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-ban-this-guy-can-we-ban-this-guy-mod-moderator-moderators-gif-4656455223274005082

[west venture]

Y'all are not hackers

[meager kernel]

Nope

I still cant hack instagram Accounts

So im not a hacker

[bronze lion]

Fact

[meager kernel]

I wanna say a joke but not appropriate for this server

No

[bronze lion]

Dm a joke?

[meager kernel]

Im a gentleman

[bronze lion]

Hahaa

[devout sail]

I can't even login in my own account breh

[meager kernel]

I must maintain my tough guy persona

[iron galleon]

bro is a supreme gentleman

[west venture]

My DMs are permanently closed

[meager kernel]

.

[bronze lion]

Yoo 💀

[meager kernel]

Just say no one dms you

[bronze lion]

🫪

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jcsoos-2

[west venture]

I get Instagram hacking requests

[bronze lion]

Mostly*

[meager kernel]

Mostly

[devout sail]

Tough guy levi

[bronze lion]

U are exposing me

🤣

[meager kernel]

Would you be gay for a 1000$

😭😭

Fair enough

[west venture]

So you're bi

[devout sail]

Hey atleast take that 1k

[meager kernel]

Bi?
Bipolar or bi-tch?

[bronze lion]

Biotech

[devout sail]

Kraton stole my joke

[meager kernel]

@frosty thistle hes calling you a bitch

[meager kernel]

Fuck em

[bronze lion]

Chill mate

Do u know the meaning of bitch?

A female dog

[west venture]

Female dog

[bronze lion]

Lol

[remote bolt]

i want to post a gif here because it is 6:45am but i cant post media here, can i dm u the gif and u post it here ?

[west venture]

My German shepherd is a bitch

[bronze lion]

U literally said 'meow' before. U are contradicting ur own moaning

[iron galleon]

https://tenor.com/bshvO.gif

[devout sail]

Post it anyways
It will send link

[iron galleon]

name the person who would be like that rn

[remote bolt]

can i dm somebody a gif and u post it here for me

[bronze lion]

.
Female dog does 'MOAN' like this

[terse dirge]

no

[remote bolt]

the gif is from my device no link

[west venture]

Remember, the one who posts will get banned

[bronze lion]

Ph

Kh

Oh

[terse dirge]

level up to post gifs

[remote bolt]

what level ? on htb or discord

[west venture]

Discord

[bronze lion]

Oh htb

Hacker or higher rank

[terse dirge]

HTB

[west venture]

On discord

[remote bolt]

ok thnx

[iron galleon]

Discord

[remote bolt]

i will try to do everyday some rooms

[iron galleon]

https://tenor.com/qDRmb6wGDsK.gif

[west venture]

Rooms

[terse dirge]

HTB doesn't have rooms

[iron galleon]

"I'm level 100 on Discord"

[remote bolt]

xD

academy

[west venture]

We only have beds

[remote bolt]

xD

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/trafalgar-d-water-law-gif-20255346

[terse dirge]

you need to do active boxes and challenges to rank up

[remote bolt]

owhh thnx

from today on i'll do 30min - 1hour a day

[west venture]

You're welcome

[bronze lion]

For some boxes 1hr won't be enough tho

[west venture]

You'll reach hacker in around 5 years at that rate

[bronze lion]

Zumi really helping citizens to make life changing decisions

[west venture]

@terse dirge

[remote bolt]

thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx thnx

[iron galleon]

"No spamming" headahh

imagine

[bronze lion]

Third time vro

Cmon

Want me to help ya

Ok no worries

I'm coming to ur house tomight

Tpnijt

Tonigh

Tonight

I'm coming to see u

I will help ya

Roger that cap

Yes sir

[west venture]

You mean 13?

[bronze lion]

So u got like 4 teeths and bald head right?

[remote bolt]

if u have android and u press "build version" 7 times in system settings, u unlock a hidden developers menu

[bronze lion]

( just wanna make sure tht I can identify u)

[west venture]

Yes

It's not secret

[bronze lion]

Ye

Everyone knows it no?

[remote bolt]

only ppl like us know

xD

[west venture]

Anyone with an Android knows

Except iphone users, because they have been scientifically proven to have lower cognitive development so idk

[remote bolt]

xD

i still use the blackberry key2

it has android 8 on it

[west venture]

You're drowning in botnets

[remote bolt]

xD

[bronze lion]

I heard that this info was wrong and they literally have no cognitive dev at all

[west venture]

Your android is probably a member of inter state cyber attacks

[bronze lion]

[remote bolt]

i heard iphone users pay monthly for extra storage

[bronze lion]

Yey u mean I can be of any use ?
Now I have something to say when my mom tells me that I'm useless

[remote bolt]

blackberry is robust

[west venture]

Iphone users are easy to exploit (because of their lower iq levels) so companies exploit them

[remote bolt]

xD

[west venture]

dX

[remote bolt]

xP

if u use iphone u are stuck to apple, cant take universal charger etc

[west venture]

Yeah

[remote bolt]

u are stuck to their products

[west venture]

Also you can't hack games on iphone

[bronze lion]

Continue, should it amuse you, though it serves no end; for I neither yield to provocation nor dignify it with reaction, holding my restraint in far greater regard

Yes I became a knight recently

Idk

Chatgpt helped me

[iron galleon]

https://tenor.com/bMn6n.gif

[bronze lion]

To phrase tht sentence

[west venture]

BRO COULD YOU DITCH THE IPHONE

[bronze lion]

But currently I am

[west venture]

Alright I'll give you simple instructions

[bronze lion]

Bcz only a knight talks like tht

[west venture]

Bro is binge watching game of thrones

[bronze lion]

Nope

[bronze lion]

[west venture]

Yea

[bronze lion]

Ye

[west venture]

Any knight can make another knigt

[bronze lion]

My armor weights 30kg

Wha

[remote bolt]

apple is smart,
u have to buy extra plug for $10 to use 3.5 jack

if they have 1million iphone users, and they buy the extra plug, they get 10million dollar extra

[bronze lion]

💀

[hoary dawn]

God damn those hackers already released that gta data it’s been the 14th for like an hour they wasn’t kidding 😂

The post says not much important data seemed to have been leaked other than the fact that rockstar makes an insane amount of money off gta 5 still 😂 That hacker group probably pissed asf 😂

[stone kelp]

Any groups recruiting?

[warped plank]

#1318239802931286066

[dark summit]

Hi

[rapid badger]

only if you share your 100TB to 10kb compression algo again

[meager kernel]

gonna study kerberoasting today

[ivory echo]

@surreal cloud hey dpgg, could I send you a question via DM?

[sturdy thistle]

morning

[ivory echo]

Good morning there! Good night here.. >D

[surreal cloud]

sure

[stone kelp]

@rapid badger contact me

3,145,728 bytes → 108 bytes

[bronze lion]

srsly?

[sturdy thistle]

sounds too good to be true lol

[bronze lion]

its near to impossible encoding

i think he is just lying

[sturdy thistle]

or hallucinates like AI

[alpine pumice]

he is he's been told to cut it out before too

[bronze lion]

there SHOULD be information loss then

like it wont make sense otherwise

[near finch]

Hey guys, Mind if you can help me a bit? What do you guys think is the best way to learn Networking? Like, REALLY learn it, not just the concepts, but you know, how they actually apply in real scenarios and all? Just a beginner trying to get better. Since I'm trying to get into being a red team operator, I kinda need to know the fundamentals.

[hoary dawn]

Da math ain’t mathing

[bronze lion]

ye i mean it would literally pass trough many hard stops for tht to be possible

[hoary dawn]

I have no clue how that stuff works tbh but I do know that is a crazy difference

I searched it up and got pretty informed real quick, def gotta read more on this though because I never bothered to learn about bytes and encoding and stuff tbh but this seems kind of important

[bronze lion]

have fun

[dark summit]

Am I ready to start learning how to build AI models for infosec domains? I will be spending serious time and effort on this, which is why I’m being so careful and considerate about it.

[bronze lion]

Irrespective of what u learn.
If u are willing to put serious time and effort into it which u are, then it's obv possible

[zenith galleon]

Learn assembly code too

[dark summit]

👍

[zenith galleon]

assembly is lowkey great to learn im in the process of learning it rn and got to say it rly is gonna be useful to me

[bronze lion]

It wasn't so fun tho

[zenith galleon]

yeah it's a nightmare

im struggling a bit i be so real

when i first saw it i was like, "what the hell am i seeing"

[bronze lion]

Thts why I only learned it for 1 day and decided to to put a pause and start learning it in the later future

Cuz with my current skills it makes it more difficult

[worn nova]

I want some one teach me

[summer urchin]

teach you what

[scenic maple]

The dark arts ofc

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[worn nova]

I don’t know from where can I start in hacking

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[summer urchin]

read the thing above

[mystic harbor]

Teach me donuts

[snow wraith]

teach me 18yearold

[summer urchin]

nyo

[snow wraith]

loved ur challenge btw

[summer urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-thank-you-bow-steve-carell-gif-5009516783019270794

[wheat hemlock]

Hello guys

[fringe viper]

you live in india?

north india maybe central

[terse dirge]

No

[wheat hemlock]

Yeah in uttar pradesh , wabtu

[wheat hemlock]

Hello bro can u teach me or help me up ?

/rank

[stone kelp]

I made a crypto currency that doesn't need blockblockchain-

[scenic maple]

not this guy again

[supple plume]

Hahah

[supple plume]

Your parents made a kid that doesn't need a brain

[tough oyster]

@summer urchin it’s that time

[summer urchin]

u in Seoul?

[tough oyster]

You will know where I am exactly

[summer urchin]

u wanna meet?

I’m close

srsly

[tough oyster]

Wait

[summer urchin]

coolio

[tough oyster]

I’m in Anyang

[summer urchin]

oof

nvmd

tooooo far lol

[tough oyster]

I’ll be in gangnam next week

Will ya be close?

[summer urchin]

thats

also far

when tho

[tough oyster]

Next Tuesday

[summer urchin]

until when? just that tuesday?

DM if needed

[tough oyster]

Yea. I’ve got a full month here

[summer urchin]

noice

[summer urchin]

lets goooo

[summer urchin]

lemme know if u going anywhere, and I’ll see if its close

[supple plume]

Hi wessed

[summer urchin]

u sure u are in anyang?

cuz this store doesn’t exist in anyang

wait

[supple plume]

Anyang

[summer urchin]

nope

nvmd

there is more

[supple plume]

An yang any ang a ny a ng a n y a n g

[supple plume]

Bro send me braincells

[tough oyster]

Pretty sure

[snow wraith]

hire a hitman now

[summer urchin]

yup, not close to me lol

[warped plank]

The trauma of all the ro's and gil's coming back

[summer urchin]

found where u are tho

and the store

[warped plank]

Istg I'd get lost in Korea

[summer urchin]

its aint that bad

r

ro

gil

si

do

ezpz

[viscid sparrow]

hi guys hows it going okay bye

🙂

[warped plank]

It ain't that bad until maps and street signs have different street names...

[viscid sparrow]

i repeat

oh my god

[supple plume]

Bye wessed

[viscid sparrow]

i just got censored by a corporation

[supple plume]

Are you homicidal?

[viscid sparrow]

NO IM NOT

[azure remnant]

im not suicidal but i use terminator

[viscid sparrow]

since i had no friends because many people tried to destroy me and my reputation for no reason

please realiez

[supple plume]

Bro chill

[azure remnant]

Being alone is a suicidal attempt 🗣️

[warped plank]

You have to calm down real quick or I'ma have to calm you down.

[azure remnant]

Serious rule break kicked in yoooooooo

[viscid sparrow]

okay ill calm down

[azure remnant]

Bruh chill whats wrong

[viscid sparrow]

i just wanted to spread honesty throughout my school

i put an anonymous form to allow people to fill out their results

[supple plume]

Bro you're just going to get a finement

[warped plank]

That oughta calm him down.

[summer urchin]

its unlikely u will become a target of someone

[azure remnant]

What message ur trying to spread

Back to

Yo guys

[supple plume]

Have you neutralized the guy?

[azure remnant]

Critically wounded

Wers my bronze badge

Im gonna hit a ruby badge next sesson

Gonna be fire 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[summer urchin]

@tough oyster u do know my age tho, right

[azure remnant]

30

[warped plank]

Why not this season?

[azure remnant]

I cant catch up

Only 2 machines left

Even if they were easy

Ill get silver at best

[warped plank]

You can technically get silver

[azure remnant]

Plus

[warped plank]

Oh no, last one is 100% an insane

[summer urchin]

better than nothing

[azure remnant]

I want to focus on academy rn

[summer urchin]

u sure?

its alright

[azure remnant]

Yeah ill not even get a ping on this

💀

[supple plume]

This easy box could be rooted with 1 command

[summer urchin]

./rootthismachine

[warped plank]

There hasnt been a single insane all season, so has to be

[summer urchin]

either last or penultimate

[supple plume]

Im not joking

[warped plank]

And a 2000 line python exploit

[supple plume]

Just 1 cve

100 lines

[warped plank]

Nahh historically it's always the last 1.

[supple plume]

I have proof

[warped plank]

It's more than 1 cve...

[supple plume]

Nop

[warped plank]

I had to exploit at least 3

[supple plume]

1 that gives you root shell

[azure remnant]

All machines and fun until a chinese guy hit us with a 1 click to root app on ur 2025 patched android

[azure remnant]

3

Or 4

[supple plume]

1

[azure remnant]

Or 5

Who knows

[azure remnant]

On silentium ?

[supple plume]

Yes

[west lynx]

No hints are allowed for the duration of the event. Once the event is over, feel free to share solutions.

[summer urchin]

it would be cool to create a bash script that just roots the machine

[supple plume]

Bro

[azure remnant]

Yeah, theres more than 1

[supple plume]

No 1 only

[azure remnant]

I dont think thats hard is it

[azure remnant]

[tough oyster]

Nope

[supple plume]

If you probe to me in dm that you solved the machine I will tell you how

[tough oyster]

WAIT

[azure remnant]

How it would be 1 when even the root is on a different machine

[azure remnant]

Interested

[supple plume]

Probe to me you got root

I can't check you htb acc rn I am with thr phone

[azure remnant]

U mean a screenshot of root

[tough oyster]

@summer urchin if ya 30 you must be 40 years old. It’s the Asian thing

[summer urchin]

I'm 14

[azure remnant]

Im on phone let me see if labs open

[summer urchin]

[azure remnant]

Ah wait

I didnt get root yet

The lastest exploit didnt work and i slaped the laptop lid and said.. freak it

[supple plume]

Get root then and reach out to me

[azure remnant]

Sure

[summer urchin]

I guess I must have never told you lol

I shouldve

[warped plank]

I have the links of all the CVE's I exploited... there's more than one

[azure remnant]

Maybe he means 1 package of cves

[sweet lintel]

Heh - @vagrant lotus got their Discord account pwned - Just watch out for fake MrBeast promo's from them :p

[azure remnant]

Ah wait a sec

U mean 1 cve to user ?

Thats partially true if it is what it is

[supple plume]

Bro 1 cve to root means 1 cve to root

From 0 to root

Unauthenticated to root

Spawn the machine run it get root

[azure remnant]

Daym

I need to know this

[warped plank]

There ain't no way...

[azure remnant]

Need 4 more hours to get back home from uni

[supple plume]

I have proof

[azure remnant]

U did get root dm him

[summer urchin]

0DAY?

ohhhhhhh

yes

actually

there is

I think I know what you mean

[supple plume]

Bro no 0 day

[warped plank]

I'm curious if you could DM me with deets.

https://labs.hackthebox.com/achievement/machine/2034364/867

[supple plume]

Sure

[steep copper]

burning a zero day on a htb box would be crazy work

[warped plank]

I mean not like HTB cares if you do.

[jagged storm]

boot2root isn't 0day lol

[steep copper]

yeah thats fair lmao, may not even be burning it

[warped plank]

Someone made an insane box with an 0 day

[summer urchin]

oof

[warped plank]

Oh it'd 100% be burning it cos they 100% have logs.

[steep copper]

actually lmao? which one?

[tough oyster]

Fucking 1 smart Korean will the roles

[summer urchin]

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-cat-couch-crawling-crawl-gif-27214040

[azure remnant]

Pls dm me back with it

[summer urchin]

mmmmmmmmmm

[azure remnant]

[summer urchin]

how bout no

[supple plume]

I dmd

[steep copper]

its more whether the htb guys are hunting through the logs

[azure remnant]

Wait thats spoiler right

[steep copper]

if its one root and noone else gets it then ig so

[azure remnant]

@warped plank is it legit

[warped plank]

It's questionable but yeah it's possible...

[azure remnant]

Dayyyyym

[summer urchin]

I know what echoes is talking about

[azure remnant]

First root ig (ur thought)

[warped plank]

Damn now I have to boot up the machine when I get home

[summer urchin]

wild

did you solve MY challenge tho

[warped plank]

I dont do challenges...

[summer urchin]

bruh

[warped plank]

Probably only web ones but not on HTB

[jagged storm]

Nobody does challenges

[summer urchin]

wat

no

[summer urchin]

LIES

[scenic maple]

i have alot of 0 days but all of them are found in my code

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-nobody-thats-who-nobody-farnsworth-professor-farnsworth-gif-22941958

[summer urchin]

at least you can report them

[warped plank]

Look at when I last did em

[summer urchin]

ye

I saw

[summer urchin]

report them to yourself

[scenic maple]

report them to who? me? then i have to fix them 😭

[dusky raft]

So I was messing around today and I somehow found an old login page of google made for admins with a cute kitty pic on it :3 does anyone have an Idea on how to get a permission to penetest the page for free and report it back to google ?

[warped plank]

Im just too lazy to do HTB challenges cos you have to download the source and shi

[jagged storm]

Are you following a bug bounty program

[summer urchin]

coding challenges are ez
you get an ip and port, you go to the website, then solve

[native plume]

I find it easier than running my VM

[sick gate]

And it has a password you have to put in before you drag it to Claude smh

[dusky raft]

Not at all I just found it accidently by messing in something

[summer urchin]

then.....

[jagged storm]

That's called a felony

[summer urchin]

you did it illegally and unethically.....

[warped plank]

My VM is always on

[summer urchin]

you never turn off your computer?

energy costs and your computer.......

[dusky raft]

Nope I did not I just found it accidently the login page is available to anyone and it's actually easily accessible, I didn't penetest it or mess with it at all

[summer urchin]

thats still illegal, sadly

[jagged storm]

I mean, you're bullshitting, and also openly admitting to a felony

[summer urchin]

unless they have a bug bounty program that allows the type of bug you have

[jagged storm]

Either way, against server rules

[warped plank]

I always turn off my pc but my vm auto boots

[ocean marsh]

rat 🫡

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-skyrim-skyrim-skeleton-shield-gif-7083637920855619649

[dusky raft]

So If I found a login page by accident it's considered a felony ? I wasn't meant to find it all

I was listening to music on youtube music casually and by doing something (Which of course I won't explain it) I got redircted to that login page
Like any normal user could do that action that I had done

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-me-trying-to-find-who-asked-spongebob-spunch-bob-gif-22526294

[dusky raft]

should've just asked gemini and kept listening to music ngl 🥀

ruined my day

[ocean marsh]

broski got mad

[azure remnant]

Im on a uni computer trying get the root rn

I need to know the other way

[dusky raft]

Yea of course I got mad because that was some kinda of an opportunity to ask google for an official penetest or at least let them know that the page is available to any normal user who doesn't need to do any arbitrary action to access it

now it's a "felony"

[ocean marsh]

Ask google for an official pentest? 🥀

[dusky raft]

Why not dream big :3

[ocean marsh]

delulu

[jagged storm]

I love how you put it in quotes, like the feds will just pretend you didn't lol

[dusky raft]

[ocean marsh]

rat where's the gif about not having any relation to this guy

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/federal-investigation-gif-22271245

[ocean marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/federal-investigation-gif-22271245

[scenic maple]

hire these people https://projectzero.google/

https://tenor.com/view/federal-investigation-gif-22271245

[ocean marsh]

what's this

[scenic maple]

read?

[dusky raft]

Thank you

[ocean marsh]

too much text

jk

[scenic maple]

bro has infinite budget

[scenic maple]

bro passed cape

https://tenor.com/bODEo.gif

[jagged storm]

and cpts

[ocean marsh]

cool but the website hurts my brain

[fringe viper]

who does?

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tongue-sticking-out-kitty

[meager kernel]

Hi

[scenic maple]

any1 who survived the password attacks module should be able to read anything

[ocean marsh]

bro

dont even REMIND me of that

jfc

[scenic maple]

the master hacker above

[ocean marsh]

that's the great wall of text

[meager kernel]

Bruh imagine studying kerberoasting

[ocean marsh]

what

[scenic maple]

great wall of text protecting evil from htb academy

[meager kernel]

😭😭

[jagged storm]

Probably still the #1 most asked about module in #modules lol

[ocean marsh]

bruh😭

[scenic maple]

justKeen guy

[fringe viper]

anyone here is good at wireshark?

[meager kernel]

Just this one entire AD module is taking me days 😭😭

It would take me MONTHS to study whole CPTS path

[jagged storm]

The AD module is probably the longest module in the course

[ocean marsh]

Bro this module took me like 3 weeks

dw

lmfao

[jagged storm]

Other than AEN, for some people lol

[dusky raft]

Bruh I thought this was a website to report vulnerabilities or something

[scenic maple]

it is

but are you qualified?

[jagged storm]

That's called a bug bounty program.

[scenic maple]

bugs in google are something else

[dusky raft]

Of course NOT

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-9271737585583266589

[scenic maple]

well then why are you looking for bug bounties in google

😭

[dusky raft]

🥀💔

any way turns out that just finding the page is not illegal

[ocean marsh]

bro learned ffuf and want bounties in google

[dusky raft]

so all good

[dusky raft]

gobuster *

[jagged storm]

This happens too often lol

[ocean marsh]

thats crazy

I wish I had that level of confidence or whatever

[dusky raft]

https://tenor.com/view/aryx99-jjk-fraud-femboys-sukuna-tree-chicken-gif-14018838635748057709

[jagged storm]

It's confidence right up until they find out it's 10 years in prison, per count

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sybau-syaos

[hollow swan]

can anyone give me a hacking active grop in discord or telegram

[jagged storm]

You are here.

[hollow swan]

nope

[dusky raft]

black or white

[ocean marsh]

lmfao

[hollow swan]

any

[dusky raft]

well here is a white one

[jagged storm]

Uh mods...

[dusky raft]

and It's illegal to contribute in any black ones

so yk

[hollow swan]

so i didn't tell any balck one?

[scenic maple]

this is not the place to look for that

[dusky raft]

that's not the right place to ask this question and it could get you into illegal troubles if you're a U.S resident

"it's fine if you're russian"

"I put it between quotes so the FBI agent looking at the chat doesn't see it"
he hates quotes

[obtuse fern]

that's not how this works

also it's the NSA not the FBI

know your 3LA

[dusky raft]

Idk y'all in US have lots of weird legal departments
we only have da police 🥀

DEA FBI CIA NSA

[obtuse fern]

well they're federal departments

not local law

[wild timber]

hi

[dusky raft]

We don't have states in my country, we have something similar but the police is like the main authority (federal and locally)

Or maybe there are some federal departments but it's not that popular

https://bughunters.google.com/
found it :3 time to report the kitty login page

[terse dirge]

I love C, clang/LLVM, and Mingw the hackiest and jankiest things to ever exist 🔥

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/proud-so-gif-24294972

[warped plank]

gcc-mingw ftw

[terse dirge]

I was using it originally and for some reason thought that clang would be easier which it kinda was

[warped plank]

I just compile online nowadays

[azure remnant]

@supple plume got root using uni computer

Can i dm now

Couldnt wait

[supple plume]

dm but I'm busy for the next 20 min

[summer urchin]

send proof

[terse dirge]

I'm reviving munchy but redoing it in C because rust is too verbose

I also found a neat cli lib, argtable3

[jagged storm]

They grow up so fast.

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/9lby.gif

[scenic maple]

ceald no longer furry

[meager kernel]

@muted olive hi

[jagged storm]

Officially greybeard

https://tenor.com/view/nod-beard-pai-mei-gif-5470798

[tough oyster]

I now officially work for NSA, FBI and CIA

[scenic maple]

u know all of thoe companies are 3 letters and have something to do with hacking

now if you are still with me on this

there ia another company with 3 letters that has something to do with hacking

https://tenor.com/coWUcTdxoWH.gif

[warped plank]

HTB, THM , OFFSEC (I can't count)

[sick gate]

CWL

[sharp shuttle]

They are not american

[scenic maple]

@zenith pine

[sick gate]

Okay

[devout sail]

I once bought a course from them for 5$

Never used it

Ig that's how they earn

[sharp shuttle]

How was the honeymoon?

[devout sail]

Sell it with 95% discount and hope no one uses

[sick gate]

I'm on honeymoon now!! Here are some fish

[terse dirge]

little test with wine, I could use vhs on windows instead tho

[sick gate]

I'm going to go see more fish tomorrow

[sharp shuttle]

yooo

are you diving?

[sick gate]

Yeah

[sharp shuttle]

thats beautiful man

[fringe viper]

yoo i been thinking and what if i turn pacmap into like a git for networks?

[sick gate]

We are progressively going to better dive spots

[scenic maple]

what are you doing with the fish

[sharp shuttle]

a wife who dives, is probably one of the raddest things ive heard in years

[devout sail]

Plenty of fishes

[warped plank]

Bro gets internet underwater?!?

[sharp shuttle]

starlink is crazy innit

[sick gate]

They even have it on computers now

[jagged storm]

Doing inline asm?

[scenic maple]

he is aquaman

[warped plank]

Scuba?

[fringe viper]

he obviously uploaded the video overwater

[sharp shuttle]

AquaLasagne

[scenic maple]

that goes hard ngl

[sharp shuttle]

Its pretty sick

[scenic maple]

i wonder if fish have passports like do they need visa to go to a new ocean

[sharp shuttle]

last diver that was on HTB who dived was so based

[scenic maple]

we would never know cause we cant speak fish yet

[sharp shuttle]

ah yes bureaucracy in the ocean

lovely

[warped plank]

They just need permission slips cos they can only travel with the schools

[fringe viper]

hmmm

[scenic maple]

😮

[ocean marsh]

fish like the terminal thing guys?

[scenic maple]

no like the birds of water

[devout sail]

Do they have pocket

[fringe viper]

no like the fish in the water

[ocean marsh]

[scenic maple]

yeah pockets full of water

[sick gate]

Yes

[spark mulch]

@sharp shuttle i need you to either unruin this pfp or dm me the connection you think you found

[warped plank]

Kewl! I'm open water certified myself.

[fringe viper]

wtf is that pfp

[terse dirge]

no, hellsgate for resolving ntdll.dll

[ocean marsh]

best pfp on htb

[scenic maple]

so u will drown in the pool?

[fringe viper]

no its not

[scenic maple]

cause thats locked water

[sharp shuttle]

I sent you the guys name

Im like 90% sure

[spark mulch]

yeah but I didn't see any connection between that and the pfp, doesn't physically resemble to me

[azure remnant]

Np

[devout sail]

This is brath

[warped plank]

I'll drown without my scuba

[sick gate]

An expensive hobby

[muted olive]

hello

[sharp shuttle]

Oh its just off my autistic ability to notice patterns

[warped plank]

I agree, only been certified for under a year and am already looking at dive computers

[azure remnant]

Sent

[sick gate]

That'll be $6000

[scenic maple]

wait how much does it cost

[meager kernel]

How are you

[azure remnant]

[spark mulch]

I too have such ability but not seeing the same one as you I guess

[ocean marsh]

how's the prolab going

[muted olive]

Good, what about you?

[spark mulch]

i thought you'd come across something more concrete

[warped plank]

More cos we a family of divers, we each need one