general

[azure remnant]

Agree ngl

[lime trout]

i feel like half of this is people pretending to be something theyre not

[hollow pollen]

were to have discussion about session machine labs "garfield.htb"

[azure remnant]

But also depends on the nation

[remote bolt]

yes

which one is ur main account

[sharp shuttle]

3 rules:

1. give attention - even just goodmorning/goodnight goes far
2. listen and dont try to solve anything unless she asks
3. make time, dont let video games take priority, as an example

[proper dragon]

most people are not genuine in my experience
everybody wears a mask

[sharp shuttle]

youll be fine

[azure remnant]

Here in middle east divorce rate is getting scary

[meager kernel]

yes yes, i do follow these
i sometimes try to solve her problems 😭
even today i was trying to

[sharp shuttle]

yeah its not worth it

they just want to complain

[azure remnant]

My grandpa has 11 sons

[lime trout]

gotta let it down sometime

[terse dirge]

#boxes for help or questions on boxes, garfield is a seasonal box so #1489770671734263828

[azure remnant]

And my grandpa to my mother has 12

[remote bolt]

sometimes people marry just to marry, and then they decide it wasn't the right choice, and it's more problem when they already got children together..
so the kids grow up with divorced parents, which is sad for the development

[proper dragon]

im afraid its fused to my face

[sharp shuttle]

most relationships today are purely trauma bonding

[meager kernel]

@sharp shuttle its a good experience tho
but im scared too

[proper dragon]

it would be
extremely painful

[sharp shuttle]

and thats okay

[lime trout]

therapy

[sharp shuttle]

just enjoy the ride brother

[lime trout]

gotta love yourself before you can love someone else

[meager kernel]

yea im cherishing it

[azure remnant]

Some live with the problems just for the kids

[remote bolt]

true

but even that affects the child, if they hear their parents yell at eachother all the time

[meager kernel]

anyway imma go to the gym now

[proper dragon]

had some chick over that told me about how many guys, up to and including a story about when she cheated with her friend's boyfriend but was delighted in the fact that it was over so fast
we're so toast as a civilization

[meager kernel]

im bored

cya

[remote bolt]

enjoy

[azure remnant]

The relationship between spouses is complementary, not competitive

[proper dragon]

the feminization psyop is doing everything it can to crush cooperative households

[remote bolt]

off-topic:
when was the last time u really cleaned ur smartphone, i mean like really wiped it with wet paper etc

[lime trout]

are you young

or young at the time of this story

[sharp shuttle]

its a bad question for this discord, nobody here washes their hands

[proper dragon]

she was like 23, I'm 29

[lime trout]

23 checks out

[remote bolt]

@sharp shuttle xD

[lime trout]

young 'n dumb era

[proper dragon]

i dont recall being that dumb at 23

[sharp shuttle]

i was

lol

[remote bolt]

if u have keyboard which is more than 3years plz buy new one

[sharp shuttle]

i was so fucking reckless

[meager kernel]

I booted back into my windows rn for some excel sheet work, its INSANE how slow this OS is

[sharp shuttle]

but 23, that was a good time

i feel bad for the kiddos cause of all the cameras

you cant make mistakes the same way i could

[lime trout]

i mean not everyone is, but alot are

[proper dragon]

or maybe I didnt live hard enough lol

[lime trout]

very few people actually want to and are ready to settle down at that age

[remote bolt]

when i boot back into win10 after long time, it wants to do all the updates before i can login which takes around 4minutes xD and also when i want to shutdown, again updates

[proper dragon]

cant say I blame them, after you've seen a few parties you see them all
nobody wants to be the 50 year old who still pretends to be 19

[meager kernel]

DONT UPDATE IT
theres a high chance that windows will overwrite your grub bootloader and your linux wont open

It happens often when Windows and Linux are on the same SSD

[remote bolt]

thnx for the info

[meager kernel]

My windows rn asked me for updates, Im denying it

[lime trout]

which leads to further problems, as people need to learn somehow

[remote bolt]

xD

[lime trout]

i.e. by making mistakes

[sharp shuttle]

i take issue with all the cosmetics, i was wingmanning for my coworker and we realized nobody in the club could move their eyebrows, so i walked up to a girl and said "brow-check" and she said what? I said if you can move your eyebreows ill buy you a drink

[lime trout]

why do you even care about that

[sharp shuttle]

i think its really stupid

peptides fuck you up

the bognodov look is not good

[lime trout]

its a club, people dress up

[proper dragon]

the flouride stare is a great filter

[lime trout]

people do what they want to feel good/confident

[sharp shuttle]

i think you misunderstood emma

its about fillers

not makeup

[lime trout]

oh

[remote bolt]

xD

[sharp shuttle]

like botox etc

[meager kernel]

You cant move your eyebrows with fillers?

Like

[sharp shuttle]

nope

[meager kernel]

Why

And wtf

[sharp shuttle]

they are completely stuck in place

botox

[lime trout]

i mean its the same thing 🤷, freewill

[proper dragon]

[meager kernel]

Why would you get fillers around the eyebrows region

Weird

[lime trout]

people can do what they want to feel good about themselves, although it gets compounded with societal expectations

[remote bolt]

did u also ask if she is born a boy or is really a girl

[proper dragon]

because YOUTH ✨

[sharp shuttle]

they are young too, man idk, its just a story, people can do whatever they want

i find that stuff sad as hell

that you need to bog out to be pretty

[lime trout]

and theyre not doing it for you?

[meager kernel]

Maybe they seemed young

[sharp shuttle]

well they kinda are, arent they?

[proper dragon]

they very much are doing it for others

[meager kernel]

But they're not actually young

[proper dragon]

the makeup industry psyops are S ranked

[sharp shuttle]

no, its kindof a messed up culture of tiktok pushing it on young people

[proper dragon]

maybe even SS+

[sharp shuttle]

the reality is the fillers NEVER leave your body, in fact they only grow

[remote bolt]

i had a girl in highschool around 2009, she had so much makeup on her face, her neck skin color was different than her makeup face color

[sharp shuttle]

by old age, you will look like a ghoul

[proper dragon]

lauren?

[lime trout]

not really no

[remote bolt]

xD

[lime trout]

not everything is about you

[sharp shuttle]

well why would you need to say its about me?

of course i know that

but the act of doing it, makes it for others

[lime trout]

Because your judging them for it

[sharp shuttle]

yes, because its worth judging

[lime trout]

when its not designed to be related to you in any way

[proper dragon]

questionable conclusion

but I see your point

[sharp shuttle]

i guess the point im trying to make, is i prefer someone who is "mid" by modern standards

am i worse for thinking that?

some people might think so

[lime trout]

no, but someone isnt worse for not following it / meeting that line

[remote bolt]

in dutch we have a saying:
live and let live
so, live ur life and let others live their life

we cant tell 8billion people what to do or how to act etc

[proper dragon]

thats what the propaganda is for!

[sharp shuttle]

if we are going to make the argument its not for me, i would concede tattoos USUALLY are like that

but alot of people get vanity tattoos

esp men

which is for other people

[proper dragon]

I love watching old movies and blatantly spotting the intended effects of the "story" with respect to the social contexts of the day
really wild stuff

[remote bolt]

tattoo is like a child drawing on their arm/hands

[signal mica]

Alot of them are just impulsive decisions under the affect of an emotion

If even

[sharp shuttle]

go to a club in the US, every other guy has a compass rose tattoo

its almost comical

[remote bolt]

xD

they're npcs

[sharp shuttle]

its the same shit different day

[signal mica]

I know a girl that gets disney character tattoos after a disney movie impresses her with cuteness

[sharp shuttle]

i do think the majority are doing it for others

not for them

[remote bolt]

xD

[vestal dew]

hello , you friend is new here , i just want to know , from your experience , how much "2 days" takes to comlete a module ?

[sharp shuttle]

thats fine

in fact, thats acceptable

[proper dragon]

or a boat

[meager kernel]

HOLY FUCK

NEVER OPENING WINDOWS AGAIN

[sharp shuttle]

she built a connection with it, in her own way

[remote bolt]

i have to go, if i stay here long enough i wont achieve anything in life

ciaoo xD

[signal mica]

Or a lion with a watch

[meager kernel]

NUKE THAT SHIT

[proper dragon]

too much sunlight?

[meager kernel]

DUDE I WANTED TO EDIT ONE EXCEL FILES

[sharp shuttle]

oh the lion clock tower, yeah...

[meager kernel]

ONE EXCEL FILE

And I had to go through so many pop ups

Buy office365

[sharp shuttle]

the basic gesturing is crazy

[lime trout]

fair

[meager kernel]

Sign in or not

Enable personalization

Onedrive signin

Bruh

[signal mica]

The same ppl that have tinder pfp with a 5k€ watch and a bmw m series car wheel

[lime trout]

idk all my tattoo's are for me 🤷

[remote bolt]

xD

[signal mica]

Really? Then how come i can see them?

[lime trout]

you've never seen them lmao

[proper dragon]

[sharp shuttle]

i love me some tattoos with meaning

[signal mica]

Silence canadian

We are indulging in humour

[lime trout]

ill be american soon

[proper dragon]

leaf

[sharp shuttle]

azo remind me where are you from again

oh right.

(lol)

[signal mica]

How is that going? I think it has been 6 months since you mentioned that emma

[lime trout]

still w aiting on your gov't

had an interview at consulate 🤷

shouldnt be much longer now

[signal mica]

You are mos def not waiting for my gov im from slovenia

[signal mica]

Hope u get that

[sharp shuttle]

azo is an eastern bloc kinda guy

[signal mica]

https://tenor.com/view/art-architecture-building-metabolism-smoke-gif-27215258

[lime trout]

the bar is kinda low

ngl

atleast per their policy manual

[signal mica]

Wdym

[sharp shuttle]

the bar is low? yes im curious too

[signal mica]

Its probs easier to go canada -> us than eu-> us right

[lime trout]

"Preponderance of the evidence that its not for the intent of fraud"

thats it

[sharp shuttle]

i thought immigrating in general was a really horrendous process

[lime trout]

oh it is

[signal mica]

LMAO

[lime trout]

same process & same paperwork

[sharp shuttle]

well if you need a reference ill defraud for ya

happily

i enjoy it

[lime trout]

yeah its literally just, is it most likely then not that your not doing a fraud

but it takes them 6 months to pickup and review it for 5 minutes

[signal mica]

So emma what happens then you are straight up a resident/tax resident of us of a

[sharp shuttle]

she pays the taxes

[lime trout]

i pay less taxes?

[sharp shuttle]

its that simple

[lime trout]

canada doesnt tax by citizenship

[sharp shuttle]

being a us citizen is like any other country

you pay the taxes

[lime trout]

no actually

US taxes by citizenship

you owe US taxes regardless of where you live

most other countries its by residence

[sharp shuttle]

oh right

even if you renounce?

[lime trout]

Gets complicated

[signal mica]

Per example in eu. If you move from slovenia to germany you gotta work there for 5 years ans after that you can cut off your slovenian tax residency

[lime trout]

You pay an exit tax, + owe taxes on US Sourced income for 10 years iirc

[sharp shuttle]

i know china basically owns you from birth to death no matter where you go

[lime trout]

im only familar with canada and the US, but its based on your ties to each country, and there is treaties in place to avoid double taxes

[proper dragon]

by design

[lime trout]

but if your a normal person

and move with all your stuff

then yeah its whatever

[sharp shuttle]

oh husbant tell me about your job... husbant, who is your boss? oh husbant i am so fascinated with your project at work!

[lime trout]

though i wont be a USC

not for 3 years

so bit easier/weirder in my case

[sharp shuttle]

you intend to marry yeah?

[lime trout]

brother i am married

[sharp shuttle]

ooo nice

congratz

i didnt know

[lime trout]

ive been for a while 😭

IR1 visa

[sharp shuttle]

last i checked it was a domestic partnership

back in the uhhh Arkansas days?

[lime trout]

no i was married in KS legally

[sharp shuttle]

oh it was just normal kansas

[lime trout]

yeah

not the pirate one

[sharp shuttle]

not the based automatic rifle kansas

[signal mica]

Omw

[lime trout]

https://tenor.com/bbUCL.gif

[sharp shuttle]

ATF, ITS JUST A HANGER

[signal mica]

Do they shoot geckos with maverick 88 there?

[sharp shuttle]

ITS JUST A 3D PRINTED HANGAR

its not a autoseer!

[lime trout]

god the amount of states trying to pass 3d printer bans

[sharp shuttle]

pfft, i will buy like 8 bambus if that shit passes

im so fucking over regulation

im just ganna do illegal shit

[signal mica]

Fym ban 3d printers its an awesome and effective tool

[lime trout]

[sharp shuttle]

prison is a fucking vacation in this country

[lime trout]

require locked down firmware, approved only printers, etc

[sharp shuttle]

locked down firmware lmfaooo

[signal mica]

Locked down firmware

Hahaha

[lime trout]

all so they can forcibly have software to prevent printing of firearms

[sharp shuttle]

sure, ill just install a fake eeprom

like dude

get real

[signal mica]

Man this killed me

[lime trout]

atleast per the WA proposed law, it would be required to be designed in such a manor to prevent technically capable persons from bypassing it

[proper dragon]

how do you know this

this is the best kept secret

[sharp shuttle]

im a felon

[signal mica]

Sorry you cant print a col 44 but here, grab a maverick for a price of 1 ram stick

[sharp shuttle]

i just havent been caught

(:

[signal mica]

Isnt that your brothers lore

[sharp shuttle]

90% of americans are felons without knowing it

[lime trout]

lets not

[signal mica]

With catalytix converters

[sharp shuttle]

its part of the court system here

its a half joke emma

there are so many laws

that we have no idea we are breaking them

esp the archaic ones

like no plastic bags on persons after 8pm

iirc that was michigan

[signal mica]

Come again

Mf cant have a plastix bag after 8pm?

[sharp shuttle]

https://forestgrove.pgusd.org/documents/Computer-Lab/Strange-State-Laws.pdf

here ya go

[lime trout]

i mean not all of those are dumb

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane understandable

[sharp shuttle]

lolol

when the fuck did that happen

[lime trout]

i cant imagine the circumstances that lead to some of these existing

but theyre weird, not dumb

[proper dragon]

every rule exists because of someone or something

[sharp shuttle]

the oregon ones go hard

[meager kernel]

https://tenor.com/boHf5.gif

[signal mica]

New York:
• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

[proper dragon]

in the trades they say the safety guidelines are written in blood

[lime trout]

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs

[crude nest]

Can we please move the CWPE badge up in the priority to be shown instead of CJCA? much love from the community of CJCA and CWPE holders

[lime trout]

also understandable

[signal mica]

My ass finna go broke

[lime trout]

done

[signal mica]

No way this is florida

[proper dragon]

imagine being a new yorker

[lime trout]

Arkansas

[signal mica]

HEY IM WALKIN ER

[sharp shuttle]

how was the exam?

easy-hard?

(i could pass it in my sleep)

just curious on your personal opinion

[signal mica]

Wish my ass wasnt broke and could do one cert

[sharp shuttle]

South Carolina:
• By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.

i kinda like this one

[signal mica]

I promise darling

Hoe do they verify this

[sharp shuttle]

promise rings

probably

[signal mica]

Right

[sharp shuttle]

man im kinda digging that wifi badge

i might do the exam

[signal mica]

I want to collec them all

How many certs (gym badges) has htb now

[sharp shuttle]

9

[lime trout]

In Kansas City, KS, saying the name "George Washington" without adding the phrase
"blessed be his name," can land you with a fine of up to fifty cents.

ima do this

[sharp shuttle]

everywhere you go xD

[signal mica]

50 cents

[lime trout]

Maine: • After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.

ok this one is based

[summer urchin]

wat

[summer urchin]

WAT

[signal mica]

That one is dope

[sharp shuttle]

in maine

dude its christmas year roung up there

[supple plume]

I have to calculate how many attempts I have

[lime trout]

bro what 😭

they have like, 3 months of summer

[signal mica]

We can always ignore the fine twin

And do jail time

[sharp shuttle]

i visited maine one time, it felt like the north pole

[lime trout]

i grew up close to the ME border

but in Canada

[sharp shuttle]

you would know

[lime trout]

it wasnt that bad

[sharp shuttle]

santa lives in maine

[terse dirge]

here in Arizona you can't let a donkey sleep in your bathtub

[sharp shuttle]

his name is stephen king

[lime trout]

ME is kinda based

[terse dirge]

specifically after 7pm

[lime trout]

i'd move there if it wasnt so cold and sleepy

but alas, ill probably end up in PNW

[sharp shuttle]

hope you do

oregon is the greatest state in the world

[lime trout]

portland tempts me strongly

[terse dirge]

all roads lead to arizona

[sharp shuttle]

ceald, you would die without ac

get real

[lime trout]

have gripes with WA, but seattle is nice too

[lime trout]

too hot.

[terse dirge]

I die WITH AC anyways

[sharp shuttle]

why the fuck do you live there

[proper dragon]

California is the undisputed champ

[signal mica]

Its fine you got arizona iced tea? The sadboy drink

[summer urchin]

or massachusetts

[terse dirge]

the summers sadly will get worse

[lime trout]

CoL is too cooked for it to be tempting

[terse dirge]

real

[supple plume]

I need less than 60°F maximum

[lime trout]

i want like, 60-70's year round 😭

[terse dirge]

I rarely ever drink those I've had like 2 or 3 ever

[supple plume]

I like 30

[summer urchin]

ah
then massachusetts not for you lol

[lime trout]

im tired of winter

[sharp shuttle]

winter is never cold enough, i wear summer clothes in winter

[proper dragon]

Vermont is beautiful

[lime trout]

yeah ive been to VT

[sharp shuttle]

vermont...

dude..

[signal mica]

...

[sharp shuttle]

the laws..

how can anybody live there

[proper dragon]

"laws"

[sharp shuttle]

no, the taxes

its fucking brutal

[proper dragon]

"taxes"

[lime trout]

i'd bet its better then quebec

[sharp shuttle]

im sure it is, honestly

i know canadians are getting robbed

trudeau won, he got the girl

candians lost

[lime trout]

cries in near 50% effective tax rate + 15% sales

[summer urchin]

In Louisiana, it is illegal to send unsolicited pizzas or other goods to someone’s home without their consent, as it is classified as a form of harassment

[sharp shuttle]

btw guys please

send me pizza

i wont be mad

[lime trout]

MO will be like, 24% lmao

[sharp shuttle]

Did you ever link up with kyand?

/gintora

[lime trout]

no i never did

[sharp shuttle]

thats too bad

[summer urchin]

🫡

[lime trout]

I've been busy lately

lot of stuff on my plate

[sharp shuttle]

i get it 😛

[west venture]

How does stuff taste?

[proper dragon]

how to curb existential anxiety prior to interviews

ive canceled 30+ interviews over the past few years over this

[west venture]

Lol

[sharp shuttle]

i drink 2 shots

not a joke

real advice

many people do it

[west venture]

And I'm over here looking desperately for a job

[lime trout]

therapy..

[proper dragon]

i dont have any alchohol aside from some vintage bubbly and some shitty coors my brother left here

[lime trout]

Figure out whats causing you the stress, ways to cope with it

[sharp shuttle]

before big meetings in big 4 we would drink shots before, at work

its accepted

[west venture]

Emma that's way too complicated

Lol

[proper dragon]

2practical4me I need zany solutions

[lime trout]

bettering yourself is important 😭

its worth the investment

[west venture]

2 shots

Done

Breeze through the interview

[austere sinew]

You turned your 50/50 into a 0% singlehandedly by this move

[summer urchin]

I'm so excitedddddddddd

[austere sinew]

How come 👀

[lime trout]

& once you do a couple, it gets easier

[proper dragon]

[austere sinew]

If you want

[summer urchin]

my HTB challenge is gonna be released in 2 days and a couple hours

[austere sinew]

There’s a book that Ive been reading lately that could help your confidence

[austere sinew]

YAYYYYY

WELL DONE DONUT

[proper dragon]

who wrote it

[austere sinew]

https://socialsci.libretexts.org/Bookshelves/Communication/Interpersonal_Communication/Interpersonal_Communication_-_A_Mindful_Approach_to_Relationships_(Wrench_et_al.)

[austere sinew]

Psychology professors

It’s for undergrad students

[west venture]

It's about relationships?

[austere sinew]

Everything is a relationship

[sharp shuttle]

okay but when am i cleaning your house

[summer urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-thank-you-bow-steve-carell-gif-5009516783019270794

[sharp shuttle]

donut have you even watched the office

[west venture]

Does anyone get the random urge to jump off a building because of this economy?

[sharp shuttle]

of all the things i am, i am not suicidal

it sucks but i think life is beautiful

[west venture]

Just me.. ok :(

[sharp shuttle]

you live near nature?

get out of the concrete jungle and go for a hike

[west venture]

Yeah I would say that

I work the office of a tea plantation

Very nature

[sharp shuttle]

yes but its work

its different when its just you and the potential bear mauling

makes you feel alive

[signal mica]

Well put brath

This is why i fw heavy

[proper dragon]

I enjoy hiking in areas that are known habitats of mountain lions

[sharp shuttle]

the economy seems pretty great when you are being raked by 7 inch ursine claws and getting your intestines pulled from your butt

[signal mica]

As per usual your wisdom has to be accompanied with an extreme

[supple plume]

I like when it happens

[signal mica]

But yeah

[sharp shuttle]

the extreme is part of the bit

[supple plume]

Time to eat half cow turned into a turbosteak

[sharp shuttle]

what cut?

[supple plume]

Idk

[sharp shuttle]

rip

bro does not have steak knowledge

[signal mica]

Only @rose onyx has that (he is from texas)

[supple plume]

I just don't know exactly how to translate

And I didn't choose yet

[sharp shuttle]

texas steaks are okay

im going to sneak onto mark zuckerbergs compound in may and eat his wagyu

[supple plume]

I'll send a picture you rate it 1 through 10

[sharp shuttle]

sure

[supple plume]

Help

[sharp shuttle]

well shit

you have a wagyu right there

[supple plume]

I never tried that

Is it good?

[sharp shuttle]

its the best cut, its expensive

its japanese, they literally massage the cows and treat them like royalty

Angus is good too

the rubia look good too

you cant go wrong

the angus and wagyu is marbled, which is what you want in a good steak

but the rubia will taste amazing, a bit soft though

wherever you are is pretty fancy to have these cuts

[supple plume]

Bro wagyu is 200$ 🥀

[sharp shuttle]

yep

its incredible

melts in your mouth

[turbid goblet]

Man i ate daves hot chicken reaper heat and i regret it

[supple plume]

It's in the border spain/france

[turbid goblet]

Ive been on the toilet all night

[supple plume]

People speaking french here oh la la

[turbid goblet]

Tasted good tho

[west venture]

Honestly, I'd rather deal with immediate life and death problems, rather than long term, complex problems

[proper dragon]

your survival rate in the former is significantly lower
this is a veiled way of thirsting for death

[sharp shuttle]

i dont think any of us know what long term can possibly look like

[west venture]

I'd rather have that ¯_ಠ_ಠ_/¯

[sharp shuttle]

it is quite scary

likely the most uncertain time in human history

we have it all but its fragile

[west venture]

It's just constant work and responsibilities and all that till you die

Honestly non social animals live the best lives

[sharp shuttle]

only if you allow it to be that

[proper dragon]

billions must

redeem

the needful

[west venture]

Redeem?

[supple plume]

Bruh

[sharp shuttle]

the psychopaths who control us have done a great job diminishing the human soul, reconnecting with it will grant you many powers

[supple plume]

I'm broke 🥩

[west venture]

The thing is, the psychopaths who controls aren't really happy themselves. They're just rich

[sharp shuttle]

the steak is right there, you can just take it

[west venture]

But probably mentally suffering

[sharp shuttle]

you have the power

[supple plume]

I can literally bite it

But it's raw

And if I bite it I will have to run away

[sharp shuttle]

maybe, i choose not to humanize those who made wealth from speculative and exploitative premise

[west venture]

Yeah

[sharp shuttle]

we would all enjpy life so much more in a small community of 100 or less

with a job

and taking a last name that reflects that role

i would be Brath Shitposter

[supple plume]

I know that's true

[proper dragon]

just embrace the freemason satanic overlords bro

[west venture]

We would all enjoy much much more in a small community < 2

[proper dragon]

its the way of the future

[sharp shuttle]

humans can only know like 100 people at a time

[proper dragon]

cmon mannn everyone is doing it

[sharp shuttle]

its in our epigenetic fiber to live in small communes

[proper dragon]

canceled

[west venture]

We could probably just live completely alone

[oblique swallow]

Help me

https://discord.com/channels/473760315293696010/1491409985425637506

[sharp shuttle]

lolol

[proper dragon]

unzips rar

[sharp shuttle]

its like a random event in our small commune, a man outside the walls

"HELP ME"

[proper dragon]

[turbid goblet]

[oblique swallow]

[austere sinew]

I set fire to my clothes this morning by accident thank you for reminding me

[turbid goblet]

Lets play a game

Try googling

[sharp shuttle]

NOOO MY MAID OUTFITT

NOOOO

[west venture]

There should be a button on the top right of the main website that says, "connect". Click on that, you'll get a side panel from the left side. Select OVPN and not pwnbox. You'll get a download section, select the appropriate VPN file and download

[glad crystal]

I feel like such a noob rn 🙁

[west venture]

@oblique swallow

[glad crystal]

I got a reverse shell on this box but for the life of me I can't figure out how to get privilege escalation

[sharp shuttle]

sometimes i wonder if the walle chair life is for me

[oblique swallow]

thanks bro

[west venture]

Run linpeas and pipe the output to an LLM

[sharp shuttle]

comes back in 5 minutes "How do i use the file...? Help me"

[fringe viper]

what services running on it ?

[glad crystal]

I already ran linPEAS on it and I got hung up on a password requirement lol

[sharp shuttle]

show me the sudo -l

[oblique swallow]

okay

[fringe viper]

whats linpeas?

[glad crystal]

Its an active box. Not gonna cheat

[west venture]

Linux privilege escalation scripts

[west venture]

sudo -l output?

what network services are running?

[glad crystal]

No root on the shell

Its WFTP

[sharp shuttle]

check versions then

probably a lolbin

or gtfobin

[glad crystal]

Yeah I'll check gtfobin

[west venture]

Did you get the User flag or Is it meant as a pivot?

[glad crystal]

I was already recommend gtfobin by AI but I screwed up a service and I have to restart the box

Before I could try it

[west venture]

Try it

I typically spray everything at it and see if something works

Lol

[glad crystal]

I cant even get into the users home directory as of now

So no user flag yet

[sharp shuttle]

did you try this?

[west venture]

So that means this is a very low privileged user, that you need to pivot from to the user

[proper dragon]

"In the midst of winter, I found, within me, an invincible summer"

[west venture]

what even is the username?

[proper dragon]

where do I find women like this

would sell my soul for /10

[glad crystal]

Yeah its a dumb shell. It's just a foothold

[west venture]

Who are you in it?

[sharp shuttle]

they are everywhere

ren faires, anime cons, arcades, geek clubs

[glad crystal]

Its a wftp web server

[proper dragon]

outside?
pass

[west venture]

Alr

[glad crystal]

Ill get it. Ive spent this long on it. Not giving up now

[turbid goblet]

instead of stocks im just gonna invest in a csgo inventory

[sharp shuttle]

enumerate shadow and passwd

sometimes you have to crack a user

[glad crystal]

Tried enumerating passwd already lol

[sharp shuttle]

nothing looked out of the ordinary?

no extra users?

[glad crystal]

Nope just said root and that's it.

I got an ssh key but I have no way to move laterally into ssh

[sharp shuttle]

the privesc is probably in the main app then, you are only meant to find some bit on info from the user

[west venture]

You got an ssh keypair?

Bro

[glad crystal]

Yeah

What?

[west venture]

BRO

[glad crystal]

What am I missing?

[sharp shuttle]

can you upload it anywhere?

in the app

[glad crystal]

Fuck idk

[sharp shuttle]

if you can do rce, you can get a shell from browser

[west venture]

If you found the private ssh keys, copy it, enumerate users in /etc/passwd and try to connect through ssh to the users in the file

[sharp shuttle]

but yeah the fact you had a ssh priv key means you already have the privesc catalyst

[glad crystal]

Maybe I didn't do my id_rsa right. Do you not need a password if you have the priv key?

[west venture]

Yes

[west venture]

.

[sharp shuttle]

correct

[turbid goblet]

john

[glad crystal]

Wtf

[sharp shuttle]

no password needed for keypair

[west venture]

Wym?

Check /etc/passwd

Look for users

[glad crystal]

Maybe I tried to ssh the wrong account or service?

[sharp shuttle]

do a user spray

[west venture]

Try to ssh login through any of those users using the private key you found

[sharp shuttle]

maybe the user is in the app

[glad crystal]

Alright I'm going to bully my AI I guess

[sharp shuttle]

he does software

uwu

[signal mica]

[west venture]

Doesn't he have a shell? Sometimes the initial foothold has ssh keypairs of users on the server. If the keypairs is of a user on the server, then all you have to try and do is login

Through ssh

Using the private key you found

[glad crystal]

I tried the only user I saw tho

[west venture]

Oh okay

[glad crystal]

Asked for a password so I did something wrong I guess

[west venture]

Where did you see this user and how did you attempt to login?

[glad crystal]

I made an id_rsa file and used chmod on it

[sharp shuttle]

well thats just you

for current user

[glad crystal]

User was on the wftp server and I got in through RCE

[west venture]

Can you cat /etc/passwd?

[sharp shuttle]

you didnt find a priv key just laying around? you generated it?

[glad crystal]

Yes. All it said was root lol

[west venture]

Lol

[west venture]

Try logging in as root fuck it

[proper dragon]

he obvioulsy means he's balls deep in emacs

[glad crystal]

No, I found a file literally with a priv key

[sharp shuttle]

then you have root

[glad crystal]

It was even labeled SSH priv key lol

[sharp shuttle]

lol

bro just try some ssh combos with that file

exfil it and go ham

[west venture]

The fact that you have a priv key is like a holy grail

[sharp shuttle]

you can even do it from within the current terminal session

[glad crystal]

Fuck yall are making me feel like an oblivious moron lol

[sharp shuttle]

well you kinda are to be fair if its this simple

and typically it is

[glad crystal]

Its an easy box so it probably is that simple

[west venture]

Just try logging in as ssh -i <key> [e-mail]

[glad crystal]

Do I need the header and footer still if I copy it straight into the terminal

[west venture]

what was the whoami or id output?

In your current user?

[glad crystal]

Who the whoami was just the wftp

Idk how to explain it without breaking rules lol

[west venture]

well then whoever that user should also be in the passwd file

[glad crystal]

I didnt have root.

[west venture]

Which you said only showed root lol

[glad crystal]

It may have showed the other user too. Ill look again when my box restarts

Its been loading for like 10 min and idk what its deal is

[proper dragon]

when you hear horsehooves don't think zebras

[sharp shuttle]

mfw

[glad crystal]

Thats my problem. Im probably trying to approach it like a medium or hard box while the answer is right under my nose

[west venture]

Did you check what network services are running internally tho?

ss -tulnip?

[glad crystal]

Yeah

[west venture]

But no the intended path is probably that private key

[glad crystal]

Thats what I figured

But I tried to ssh the user and it asked for a password

[west venture]

There HAS to be another user in the server, if you don't have to pivot through the network to another server to get user

[glad crystal]

I should probably just not make an id_rsa file and just use the key directly in the terminal like kitty said

[west venture]

Maybe the ssh key is just encrypted

If so, get a hash, crack the hash, then try logging in again and enter the cracked hash as the password

[glad crystal]

Couldn't write over it either

[west venture]

I mean the ssh key itself

[glad crystal]

Yeah my box restarted

Bout to try it

I saved this code so I can burp in pretty easy

[undone fossil]

Have you tried just attacking the box creator

[proper dragon]

what a cool frog

[glad crystal]

Im just tired so I forgot lol

[undone fossil]

Mfw that’s active

[west venture]

Exactly try logging in with the private key to that user

If it asks for a password

Check if the private key is encrypted

[undone fossil]

Also don’t forget chmod 600 on the key

[west venture]

If it is use John to turn it into a crackable hash and crack it against a word list

[rose onyx]

Spoilers in gen of an active machine?

[glad crystal]

I did chmod 400 maybe that was my issue

[west venture]

I haven't done the machine so couldn't possibly spoil anything

[glad crystal]

They're not giving spoiler. This is generic advice

[undone fossil]

I mean you have told me where foothold is and what user I will get

[glad crystal]

No I didnt

[west venture]

Ohh you're giving US spoilers

Lol

[undone fossil]

Ok so it’s web and

[glad crystal]

95% of these boxes are web servers. Your point?

[undone fossil]

that you limit the attack surface

[glad crystal]

If I told you the foothold, what's the CVE?

[undone fossil]

I’ve done the box

[glad crystal]

You couldn't possibly know because I never mentioned a version

[undone fossil]

Oh thanks now I know it’s a cve I can find from a version

[foggy kindle]

guys 1-10 how mandotory is vbs script for learning

[undone fossil]

0

[glad crystal]

Are you special?

[undone fossil]

Yes

[glad crystal]

All RCE is going to have a CVE dude

[undone fossil]

LMAO

[foggy kindle]

good i got more time now

btw is hacking or cyber security 50-60% coding knowledge?

[undone fossil]

I’m framing this

[glad crystal]

CVE = common vulnerabilities and exposures

[verbal haven]

hi could anyone help me connect my htb account with linux?

[glad crystal]

Is this ragebait? This has to be ragebait

[undone fossil]

yes, not all machines are using real world software software, and misconfiguration’s often arent considered CVEs

Fuck auto correct but yeah

[glad crystal]

You're definitely special

Remote Code Execution is a CVE dude

[undone fossil]

No it’s a CWE

RCE is often CVE worthy. But that requires approval

[glad crystal]

Bro go touch grass. I'm not feeding into your ragebait any longer

[undone fossil]

Ahahahah

[rose onyx]

Cve just means it was reported

[undone fossil]

I’d highly recommend it. Most of what youre securing/attacking is programmed, so makes sense to be able to program yourself :)

[foggy kindle]

i just know python but im starting to learn c c++ c# bash js

how many do you know?

[west venture]

Well not really, you could get RCE from something like command injection on a very specific setup or configured server which is not a cve

[proper dragon]

scratch

[foggy kindle]

isnt scratch blocks made from python

[proper dragon]

common misconception

[foggy kindle]

because i learned scratch years ago from the same school that teaches me math

[undone fossil]

C/C++, Python, Lua, C# are the ones I actually use

But honesty start with python imo

[foggy kindle]

im done with python i know it but i wanna learn more

[undone fossil]

Any never start with C++

[glad crystal]

A CVE is just a vulnerability lol

[undone fossil]

have you looked into decorators, async, workerpools

[jagged storm]

Or even an intended use of a feature.

[foggy kindle]

lua?

you play rblx?

[west venture]

A reported common vulnerability

[undone fossil]

No, there’s a whole approval process

[foggy kindle]

make games there?

[undone fossil]

Nah I use it for my debugger

Easy to make C++ bindings in lua

[foggy kindle]

okay most game makers who master lua for game making are not using its full potential

how mandotory is learning assembly btw

[west venture]

Like you find a vulnerability in some mass used software that can be exploited across computers and you report it? That becomes a CVE. If you get remote code execution on a very specific setup that will only work for that setup and how it's configured, that's not a cve

[foggy kindle]

1-10

[undone fossil]

Depends if you plan to work with assembly

Tldr, everything you’re asking is a tool for a job

[glad crystal]

Fair, but mentioning im on a box with a CVE isn't exposing the process of the box

[undone fossil]

It’s like asking if learning to bricklay is useful for construction and such

[glad crystal]

There's a bazillion CVEs

[undone fossil]

Yes but only if you intend to make use of it

[west venture]

Well idk I was just explaining what a cve was to you

[undone fossil]

It is because often it’s not a CVE entry

Custom app etc.

[glad crystal]

I get what you're saying but an RCE is going to be a CVE. Its not the same as, say, using an ftp anonymous log in which is an intended configuration. If you're doing remote code execution, you're exploiting an unintended vulnerability

[west venture]

An RCE is not a cve

Ssh is RCE

[glad crystal]

SSH is an intended service

[jagged storm]

Bro just wants to fight. He knows too little to understand what you're saying, and why it's different.

[west venture]

RCE = remote code execution

Nothing else

Ssh is remote code execution

[glad crystal]

RCE is going to have a CVE associated with it

[west venture]

Nah

[glad crystal]

Unless its new an unreported

[undone fossil]

Ragebait or Kruger pick a side

[west venture]

It's not going to have cve associated unless you used a cve to get the rce

If you just exploited a misconfigured server that's not a cve

[glad crystal]

Loud and wrong

[west venture]

Bro

[jagged storm]

This is why newbies should really start with the academy, instead of jumping into boxes.

[glad crystal]

Common Vulnerability and Exposure. Read it slowly

Telling a cybersecurity major to do academy is hilarious lmao

[west venture]

The whole point of CVEs is to make them useful for other people

How is it useful if your specific misconfiguration in your specific server environment leads to RCE?

[rose onyx]

That says a lot about you.

[glad crystal]

I would be embarrassed honestly that you don't know what a CVE is. It's just a way to report vulnerabilities and its maintained by MITRE lol

[undone fossil]

amazing ragebait

[west venture]

Report a random RCE you got and see if it accepted...

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ragebait-rage-bait-gif-4535476840212837861

[glad crystal]

No wonder people wont hire HTB "pros"

All red team, no brains.

[undone fossil]

I've been employed 5 years from it :)

[jagged storm]

Bro has picked fights with half the seniors on the server, as well as staff, and is confidently incorrect every time lol

[undone fossil]

iirc the uni grad hire rates are high rn

[west venture]

Bro you're struggling with an easy box and asked me if you should enter a password if you have an ssh keypair and is an ssh private key important

Like shut the fuck up

[scenic maple]

this must have hit hard where it should have

[glad crystal]

Rat is exaggerating. I got into it with one staff member and him and he blocked me

[rose onyx]

You think he's just chatgpt at this point?

[summer urchin]

@scenic maple I did so badly yesterday

[jagged storm]

I can hear this gif

[summer urchin]

solved 3 problems only

[glad crystal]

And you guys are clearly rage baiting

[scenic maple]

is the grandmaster color red cause of china?

[summer urchin]

no

[scenic maple]

we should try to do it unclearly next time

[scenic maple]

altho the color of first letter of the name does come from nutella

[summer urchin]

[jagged storm]

It would fit, with how bad the takes are lol

[undone fossil]

nah chatgpt would know

[rose onyx]

You had 5 people telling you calmly that what you've been saying isn't true and you keep repeating yourself. No rage bait. People were honestly trying to help you.

[west venture]

Chatgpt would know what a CVE is

[undone fossil]

being told im ragebaiting when explaining a fundamental is a new crazy one

made my day, thank you

[scenic maple]

but ...b but you are not graduate

[jagged storm]

I have over 9000 confirmed degrees

[undone fossil]

i must return to the wage cage

goodbye chatters

[scenic maple]

the work gulag

[pine topaz]

cya

[undone fossil]

real

hopefully i survive another day of being told to use AI to port react to C++ by a random manager

[rose onyx]

That's a lot, it'll be faster to say what degrees don't you have. I'm assuming a liberal arts school?

[jagged storm]

golam, when test

[jagged storm]

Underwater basket weaving. Still on my list.

[glad crystal]

Why don't we go ask chatGPT real quick

Let's test your theory

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/okily-dokily-ned-flanders-gif-13092937

[scenic maple]

few weeks
will finish path in one but gotta rewrite the notes

some modules its just like go here do this click that if no worky then try this

specially the one i am in rn

[jagged storm]

are you still in common applications?

[scenic maple]

yeah halfway

even tho the first way always works i still try the other ways

[glad crystal]

Tell me what that says

Now go touch grass, trolls.

[summer urchin]

thats not hte same

it says it logs RCEs

CVE != RCE

[scenic maple]

do u mind removing arch from ur pfp before u become a gif like this

[glad crystal]

I literally said CVEs are a database for exposures maintained by MITRE

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/dented-pepe-dentge-meme-hit-gif-15873918808390144538

[scenic maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1012079751445352518/1413942071512924160/speechmemified_pasteimage_1.gif

[west venture]

Nobody said getting a CVE through a common vulnerability which is reported doesn't become a cve

Like are you for real?

[scenic maple]

rat how fast do u finish modules

[west venture]

A RCE is NOT a CVE

[glad crystal]

I even said "Common Vulnerabilities and Exposures." I literally provided you the acronym

[jagged storm]

Depends on the module. I had a little experience from OSCP course before I started HTB. Took me ~3 months to finish the CPTS course.

[west venture]

This is raigbaite

[rose onyx]

[scenic maple]

thats actually good

for me 8 hour ones take 1.5 day

[undone fossil]

No way this is still going

If real, I feel a little bad

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-there's-nothing-we-can-do-napoleon-pyritesian-gif-17490332095914688011

[rose onyx]

Leave froj, don't let temptation win

[static bloom]

can you port react into c++ please

[undone fossil]

Well I'm choosing between this, or this^

[west venture]

An RCE is not a CVE, and RCE from a specific misconfiguration is NOT a CVE either. That's what I've been trying to tell you

[glad crystal]

I'm not even sure what you guys are arguing about at this point. RCEs are absolutely logged by MITRE as CVEs.

[undone fossil]

They are. But not all

[scenic maple]

even if you do port react to c++ how will you use it

wasm doesnt support dom access yet

unless you invent a new method

[undone fossil]

Best part, no dependencies

just like make it myself bro trust me bro

[scenic maple]

i believe its a big conspiracy from js developers as they always sabotage any meaningful way towards it

[undone fossil]

brb solo developing react native from scratch

[west venture]

RCEs are like the end goal.

[scenic maple]

🫡

the heroes we need but not deserve

[summer urchin]

not ALL of them

[supple plume]

[glad crystal]

Oh no, the zero days and unreported RCEs arent logged! Let me argue semantics because I have no life!

[summer urchin]

mate

you need to chill

I said a couple things

[undone fossil]

This isn't a semantic, it's a logical difference

[scenic maple]

what did they say?

[supple plume]

Who

[scenic maple]

h1

triager

[west venture]

Just report a random RCE you got and see if its accepted

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/daddy-chill-dad-gif-19632369

[west venture]

Do it

[supple plume]

Oh I reported on bugcrowd

Nothing yet

[scenic maple]

so what did they say

[supple plume]

I'll check the email

[scenic maple]

lazy triagers

[supple plume]

Automated thanks email still

No triaged

[jagged storm]

This monitoring and task scheduling software can run applications! Gimme CVE!

[glad crystal]

What, that zero days, propriety software, and private vulnerabilities aren't logged? What is your point, my guy? Just to argue? Your mom didn't want to hear it this morning or something?

[west venture]

Lmao

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[undone fossil]

[scenic maple]

the first time i did this i thought dang they so fast

[undone fossil]

This is gold

[scenic maple]

but just like discord support chat its 100% ai

[west venture]

"my very specific server with my very custom app has an RCE vulnerability! GIVE ME CVE"

[scenic maple]

and i am the one who backdoored it

[jagged storm]

Oh noes, my vi has command execution

[glad crystal]

Exactly my point. You guys are using exceptions and treating it like the rule. Obviously not every vulnerability is fucking logged. Get a life.

[undone fossil]

Go to a job interview and explain that all RCEs are CVEs

[jagged storm]

Gonna grab a fat CVE off of this one

[rose onyx]

He has to be rage baiting at this point 🤔

[undone fossil]

oh wait-

[west venture]

Now you're changing your story to match

[scenic maple]

gubarz doesnt have cves he has backdoor count

💪

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-14317670277085954258

[glad crystal]

You can scroll back up and read. Because I said RCEs are generally listed as CVEs, you guys started arguing semantics.

[jagged storm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jgmm-cat-meme

[scenic maple]

[west venture]

The RCE is not the cve

[glad crystal]

Its like if I said grass is generally green and you say "nuh, uh! There's grass thats NOT green!"

[west venture]

RCE is the result of a CVE

[glad crystal]

Whats your fucking point?:

[jagged storm]

College has failed these kids.

[rose onyx]

Stop rage baiting troll

[west venture]

My point is RCE is not a fucking CVE like you keep saying

[static bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-stewart-eat-eating-popcorn-watching-gif-12567454887078541885

[undone fossil]

.

[undone fossil]

.

[glad crystal]

RCEs are a vulnerability. A CVE is a listing to catalog them. This is the dumbest shit I've ever read.

[west venture]

RCEs are not always a vulnerability

like I said, If I ssh into my server, it's going to be RCE

[glad crystal]

Bro, do you want me to buy you a dictionary?

I feel sorry for you

[west venture]

Should I report ssh as having a vuln?

[scenic maple]

dunning kruger

[jagged storm]

I applaud your patience, to try to explain this very simple and basic concept lol

[glad crystal]

SSH isn't remote code execution lmao. It's a native service on port 22.

Fucking dumb ass

[west venture]

I am just bored

[west venture]

Okay

Right

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/toll-hotdogs-do-not-feed-the-troll-gif-17541719

[scenic maple]

i mean it has to be remote command execution

[west venture]

Exactly like

Bro

[devout sail]

Sup nerds

[raven rain]

RCE is a CVE if it's unintended and undermines the security of an app (and it goes through the process of becoming a CVE). which means executing code remotely via SSH would not be a CVE because SSH is intended to execute code remotely

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/mind-blown-shocked-face-whoa-really-wow-gif-17146534

[undone fossil]

(and it goes through the process of becoming a CVE)
This.

[glad crystal]

I am honestly flabbergasted someone called a legitimate login an RCE

[devout sail]

It's like growing up?

[glad crystal]

I used an RCE when I logged into windows with my password I guess

[west venture]

But RCE itself if just the result of the vulnerability.

[raven rain]

yea. basically

[west venture]

Yup. If you logged on remotely, it's RCE

[undone fossil]

RCE yes, a vulnerability? no

[undone fossil]

RCE is a capability/goal

[glad crystal]

Terribly embarrassing for you to label a legitimate login as an RCE

[signal mica]

Frogging around

[glad crystal]

Idk if you have a job but you should be fired

[undone fossil]

Yep I'm sure my employer would be greatly upset

[glad crystal]

You're a liability

[undone fossil]

truly

[scenic maple]

eastern europe what a place

[raven rain]

RCE via SQLi, RCE via LFI, RCE via SSRF, ...

[undone fossil]

I am well regarded as a liability in this place

[glad crystal]

Yeah, when its an unintentional flaw. Not a legitimate login

[west venture]

Can you read? RCE stands for Remote Code Execution.

if you log in to something remotely, you're executing code remotely. Which is the exact fucking definition of RCE

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-1879411192175791821

[west venture]

RCE via ssh

[raven rain]

or.. RCE via SSH

[glad crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/idiot-stupid-gif-17120196175390381531

[proper dragon]

you're the OPSEC cat in the unmendable burlap sack
you are a feature not a bug

[scenic maple]

technically speaking it could also mean remote command execution

[west venture]

You might have some language understanding issues ngl

[glad crystal]

Whatever you say lol

[west venture]

Yeah command, code whatever

[signal mica]

How hot is it at ur

[proper dragon]

that user wears kalidoscope glasses

[scenic maple]

its a shithole