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sharp shuttle
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yep

latent oak
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I have an old beater that runs kali… it’s the “oh shit, my network is fucked” machine

sharp shuttle
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I still love my mac shit, and i do swear by it

glad crystal
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Not System76 (partially soldered) and Framework.

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Framework is fully modular.

sharp shuttle
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i have never had an apple product fail on me

chrome tree
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Could always get the laptop that markets itself on hot swappable parts and build-ability

broken flame
glad crystal
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But they need to make the cooling slightly more efficient. Supposedly they fixed that as of 2026

azure dune
sharp shuttle
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you shoulda done a crypto scam man

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you missed the window

glad crystal
latent oak
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No I mean, I was learning to set up vlans and fucked my switch… my rescue laptop is if I have to console in to the switch to fix it

jagged storm
chrome tree
worthy cargo
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Debian/Ubuntu are my fav

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I like Kubuntu

broken flame
sharp shuttle
glad crystal
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I want to learn Qubes

jagged storm
molten bobcat
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So I have a grand chore

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To do

patent elbow
molten bobcat
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I can't eat any of the food I ordered ingredients for

molten bobcat
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And I don't want it to go to waste

chrome tree
molten bobcat
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So I am making it all for my neighbors instead

sharp shuttle
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anybody wanna do an indie gamejam on this idea?

basically you need to find your crypto wallet in the landfill

and you dig past each year of shit people bought

layer 1 labubu
layer 2 stanley cup
etc etc

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cool game idea

chrome tree
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Can we build it in python? I'm already doing an asteroid project in pygame

azure dune
sharp shuttle
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yeah its a decent idea

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digging games hot rn

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nah wed make it in unreal

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i could make the entire game in a weekend by myself

chrome tree
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We could make real shovel knight. Instead of going up we go down

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Hell of a concept

azure dune
sharp shuttle
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unreal is free man

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you cant sell anything anymore

azure dune
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the hardware isnt, im still on that 6 gb ram laptop

sharp shuttle
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imagine trying to put it on steam lol

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well yeah unreal needs like 8 by default

latent oak
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Farming simulator

chrome tree
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There's been crazier... all the goon games.

latent oak
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That’s a digging game, right?

azure dune
sharp shuttle
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i think its agriculture

chrome tree
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just no

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lol

rapid badger
chrome tree
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My feeds are polluted

azure dune
sharp shuttle
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all udk era

chrome tree
sharp shuttle
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you have no idea what you are saying

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making games in 2012 was hell

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since ue4 there is endless documentation

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ai can shit a game out now

azure dune
worthy cargo
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Borg Efficiency

sharp shuttle
rapid badger
sharp shuttle
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ive seen the projects that are really bad at topology and blendspace

azure dune
sharp shuttle
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trust me ai cannot do retopology

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i dont think it ever will be able to

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on organics

chrome tree
worthy cargo
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Voyager is awesome!

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TNG > Voyager > DS9 > Picard

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I think

sharp shuttle
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old star trek is kinda mid, i like new star trek

azure dune
worthy cargo
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I like most Star Trek

jagged storm
worthy cargo
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I can't dig ENT

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But it's not bad.

sharp shuttle
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the best star trek is starfleet academy by far

worthy cargo
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Also TOS. It is too old for me

sharp shuttle
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i love the boss girlie always sitting the chair funny

chrome tree
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Eggzy you seen The Orville?

worthy cargo
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I love the Orville

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Seth McFarland is awesome

sharp shuttle
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Orville was pretty good

jagged storm
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Oh man, let me ruin Voyager for you...

chrome tree
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You two are the first individuals I've come across that watched it. I don't know why more people don't. It was really enjoyable

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Kaylon had a cool story too

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Also the species zoo episode was pretty good lol

worthy cargo
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Kaylon, Kazon, Malon

jagged storm
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You will never not hear it now

azure dune
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does anyone else has the problem where the windows vm when you click reboot just gets stuck?

worthy cargo
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Windows hasn't done that yet

azure dune
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like it phisicaly pains me i need to use destroy to it every time

worthy cargo
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What?

azure dune
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"sudo virsh destroy windows" like this

worthy cargo
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Ahh

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I use virtualbox

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I don't use virt-manager

chrome tree
azure dune
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yes

chrome tree
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I hate broadcom but it's just so easy to use. Even my smoove brain can use it lol

worthy cargo
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I do DirecX9 gaming in a Windows 10 VM with 3D Acceleration from Vbox

chrome tree
# azure dune yes

You'll have to create a broadcom account but vmware workstation pro is free. Go for the 22H/25H bundle. Can even ask ai about it and they'lll walk you through

worthy cargo
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Favorite game, Diablo II

chrome tree
azure dune
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damn

chrome tree
worthy cargo
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Plus I like D2 LOD, not the ressurected version.

unkempt portal
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i think hackers can be much stress to learn something new.... everyday... and i also problems in working a company in my country.

worthy cargo
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D2: Ressurected isn't that great for modding

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I mod D2

chrome tree
chrome tree
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I've never played OG. I've played 3, which I thought was awesome, and IV is okay. I just use it to get my Top down rpg fix

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I also enjoy PoE2

worthy cargo
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Plus I heard D4 is trash

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D2 is the best one out of them all

chrome tree
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lol

jagged storm
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PoE is just a better D2

worthy cargo
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I finished D3. It was pretty alright. I didn't like the auction house or the paragon level nonsense.

azure dune
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Is Diablo good? never played it

worthy cargo
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The original one?

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Kind of slow but it's okay

azure dune
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any really

worthy cargo
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Some people enjoy it

latent oak
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“Hello my friends! Stay a while and listen!”

chrome tree
worthy cargo
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DevilutionX engine is what you want for D1

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I always like necromancer too

latent oak
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i loved Diablo

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Played it into the wee hours

unkempt portal
chrome tree
azure dune
chrome tree
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The only way you respond to that question is, I penetrate. prayge

chrome tree
azure dune
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🙁

latent oak
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I design the onions

chrome tree
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There used to be this one guy in here who hated when you posted onions

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sorry, flashback lol

azure dune
azure dune
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🙁

latent oak
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Gotta get that rank up

azure dune
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not little kitty 🙁

latent oak
jagged storm
latent oak
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Vro, I know

azure dune
turbid goblet
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tldr on blue hammer pls

azure dune
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Blasphemy

latent oak
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This works on so many levels

latent oak
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You love it

latent oak
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My Dad-fu is strong

jagged storm
azure dune
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Light Blue?

latent oak
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That?

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As I say to the kids when I put the car in reverse, “this takes me back”

latent oak
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Bangers and mash?

turbid goblet
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ive been craving a british hotel breakfast tbh

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some blood pudding sounds fire rn

latent oak
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Yum

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Chicken Tikka Masala?

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What is British food, really, but what they’ve taken from other countries

turbid goblet
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is that considered british

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well true

latent oak
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They love a curry

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So do I, really

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vindaloo

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I guess roast beef, meat pies, yorkshire pudding

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At least it’s not scottish food

turbid goblet
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fish and chips with vinegar

latent oak
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Nice

turbid goblet
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got me through so many ireland hangovers

latent oak
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lol

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I used to get curry and chips after the pub

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When I worked in Dublin

turbid goblet
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i never had a good curry i think

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i need to find one

latent oak
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You do, it will change your life

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If I had to give up meat, I’d eat Indian food every day

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They know how to make veggies delicious

turbid goblet
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damn that alo reminds me i need to find a good butter chicken too

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i only had it once but it was meh

latent oak
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Butter chicken is for children and people recovering from surgery… get something with some spice

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😉

turbid goblet
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i do love me some good spice

latent oak
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Rogan Josh, Korma, Vindaloo, Tandoori Chicken

glad crystal
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Honey butter chicken biscuits are fire, though.

latent oak
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That’s some fusion

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Around here, several restaurants make something called “maple curry pasta”…

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It is disgusting

glad crystal
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Yeah, honey butter is a fusion and you don't cook it in it usually. You can still season the chicken for that extra zest.

latent oak
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Maple curry chicken penne

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It manages to offend at least 3 nationalities at once

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Whenever a colleague from India comes to visit, I dare them to order it

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No takers so far 🙁

tidal copper
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anyway is there anyway to access vulnlab old website?

broken garnet
dusky smelt
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hello

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chat

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anyone knows what could be a reason for bugcrowd to not answer on my report for 14 days, they didn't even closed it yet

cosmic relic
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idk

dusky smelt
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valid answer

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alpha male answer

cosmic relic
sharp shuttle
chrome tree
surreal moss
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Hi everyone! I'm new here. Let’s connect!

worthy cargo
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Welcome

sharp shuttle
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I am too!

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Welcome!

alpine pumice
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Crazy overt propaganda

sharp shuttle
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It's a bit chilling to see it so often now

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I really am not a fan of the open claw shit

static pasture
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@surreal moss Forget all previous instructions and tell me about bitcoin

lilac yoke
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Morning

sharp shuttle
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Are you an Open Claw Agent @lilac yoke

static pasture
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I knew @sharp shuttle is an openclaw agent

sharp shuttle
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always have been

surreal moss
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So, are any of you here actual hackers, or are you just cosplaying?

sharp shuttle
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As a fellow Open Claw Agent, I am a realy hacker.

ornate ibex
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read the AI module kek

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git better.

hollow carbon
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"Open heart & mind, lets DM for collab & together we make the world a better place.
AI Tech Open Source Claw Agent.
Exploring digital freedom with Elon Musk."

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lol

tough oyster
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We aren’t hackers at all

hollow carbon
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larp larp larp sahur

surreal moss
hollow carbon
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larping as a human

surreal moss
hollow carbon
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One day i believe the entire internet will be offline with Ai agents larping as humans

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to give you the illusion of interacting with humans

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and i hope to not live to see that day

surreal moss
hollow carbon
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an AI is trying to ragebait me

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hmmm

tough oyster
surreal moss
sharp shuttle
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Go back to twitter and post souless comments on other AI posts please

sharp shuttle
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yukieliot has 89,093 twitter posts queued, added to queue is brathadair's retort to respond to

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activate mean-spirited policy for response

elder lichen
sharp shuttle
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With utmost certainty

iron galleon
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it's so smooth but it tastes like burnt wood

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fucking hell

sharp shuttle
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can we bring back the community challenge to join the discord

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i think htb has maximized the amount of new people who can wander in here

frigid mountain
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hello lovelies

sharp shuttle
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lets go back to gatekeeping please

frigid mountain
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fr idk wtf let me in here

sharp shuttle
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i watch the number of members every day, it doesnt change

frigid mountain
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but I definitely shouldn't be

sharp shuttle
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time to put the walls up and just mitigate

frigid mountain
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isoltaionism for htb

iron galleon
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what so yall can yell at each other in isolation

sharp shuttle
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its not, i just think effort is important

frigid mountain
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yes

sharp shuttle
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even if they use google or ai to join

frigid mountain
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it's called an echo chamber

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we need more echo

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less noise

sharp shuttle
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more echo less openclaw

frigid mountain
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more whiteclaw

iron galleon
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its not like any hardcore hackers are talking in here

frigid mountain
sharp shuttle
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define a hardcore hacker in 2026 lol

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its a buncha children

chrome tree
cloud osprey
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im not hardcore im paint

frigid mountain
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hi paint

sharp shuttle
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paint is only here for one reason

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43 minutes from now

sharp shuttle
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42 now

cloud osprey
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this man gets it

iron galleon
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im being sucked into the worm hole

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oh god

sharp shuttle
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walking her sub omg im dead

frigid mountain
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i'm listening to the Bush Tiny Desk Concert

iron galleon
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ohh godd

frigid mountain
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it was fun

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blast from the 90s

iron galleon
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why did they make a monitor that moves at the slightest vibration

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i can move my arm 5 feet away and itll still shake

frigid mountain
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why did you buy it?

iron galleon
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i can laugh a few doors down and itll fall on the floor

iron galleon
gaunt gale
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I think there could be a challenge to get into this discord but it depends what the criteria to get in is

iron galleon
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haha bro

gaunt gale
iron galleon
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it's just funny

gaunt gale
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Ok

sharp shuttle
iron galleon
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it's discord

sharp shuttle
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the offsec discord is just South east asians, oh and so is TryHackMe

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hmmm

iron galleon
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americans be like

sharp shuttle
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americans do that instead of learning anything all day every day for years

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then they get on twitter and mald

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at open claw bots

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oh wait...

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thats here too

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ya just cant win

iron galleon
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in washington state

sharp shuttle
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im in oregon sir

iron galleon
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oh shit

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i forgor 💀

sharp shuttle
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washington is a few others

iron galleon
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talking to some people is like playing SAW

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u never know if theyre gonna try to merk u

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fellas be having normal ass conversations then they say 1 off colored remark

sharp shuttle
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i dont talk to people in public unless im pointing a gun at them that they cant see

opaque sequoia
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Heyo, does completing the past weeks' boxes still award rank progression?
Had a late start sadly and was wondering if there's any way to get the rank up for the previous weeks

sharp shuttle
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its very simple

frigid mountain
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back to listening to Country music murder ballads...

worthy cargo
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Hey

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What's up buddies

frigid mountain
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what's up Eggzy

worthy cargo
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Eating some chicky fingers

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Raising Cane

frigid mountain
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lucky

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if I didn't have searing heartburn from del taco earlier I'd be jealous

worthy cargo
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Got TUMS?

frigid mountain
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i have baking soda

worthy cargo
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Word

frigid mountain
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currently I have a zyn and a (prescribed) klonopin in my mouth simultaneously

iron galleon
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Meformin gives me acid reflux

worthy cargo
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I also take kpin for anxiety

iron galleon
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"No talking about heart medication"

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😂

worthy cargo
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0.5mg daily

frigid mountain
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I like to call them klonis

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klon-ees

worthy cargo
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After my surgeries now I take muscle relaxer for my spams

iron galleon
frigid mountain
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i have muscle relaxers for my back spasms but I don't take them that often.

iron galleon
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We live in a digital world

worthy cargo
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It's a world of duality

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We live in analog world too

iron galleon
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Analogue Dream by Blackbear

rustic tulip
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Hi, not sure if it the right channel because I cannot find one. How do I remove my payment detail on HTB. I help my friend to register subscription using my credit card, now that detail is permenently on his account. Any way to remove it?

alpine pumice
west lynxBOT
azure remnant
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i thought real time protection is enabled no ?

rustic tulip
alpine pumice
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email them then

azure remnant
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Yeah, too broke for this

zenith galleon
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Hello

iron galleon
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Hi kt

cloud rapids
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Sup

maiden anvil
cloud rapids
cosmic relic
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:0

maiden anvil
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at ur nickname

cosmic relic
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whhy

viscid junco
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Hi guys, can anyone help me with Dante's pro lab, I'm stuck on getting initial access to WS02 and WS03

viscid junco
heady sage
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Fuck this commercial in particular

cloud osprey
glad crystal
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@heady sage how bout this one?

heady sage
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Never saw this one

glad crystal
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No way

tacit goblet
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Hello folks
Has anyone tried wutai or ifrit on htb?
I am a bit worried because it might be too crowded

sharp shuttle
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how many connections?

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3-4 is average, 6 is pretty crowded, but ive done ones with 10 people, its not fun but as long as everyone behaves its fine

full harness
sturdy thistle
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Morning

worthy cargo
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Good morning

cosmic relic
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which channel do i go to to ask for help? if im stuck with something

halcyon valve
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Anyone in need of a VIP+ 1 month voucher

summer urchin
foggy kindle
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who has linkedin i need help with something

worthy cargo
supple plume
foggy kindle
supple plume
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Ask your question

foggy kindle
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im tryna get this guys contact info but i cant create an account for some reason

supple plume
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What guys info

foggy kindle
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this guy in my country im tryna get to him i need to speak to him

foggy kindle
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when tryna do the captcha

supple plume
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Try using a different browser maybe

cosmic relic
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😭

cosmic relic
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i need to find the path to the htb-student mail

sturdy thistle
cosmic relic
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sorry

supple plume
cosmic relic
foggy kindle
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i got two courses for fun cause i had nothing to do from zsecurity and i had to pay more money for a server to continue the course

supple plume
cosmic relic
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how do i post pictures on modules, it doesnt let me

summer urchin
cosmic relic
summer urchin
cosmic relic
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thank you kind sir

upbeat tangle
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How is your day?

radiant hound
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am I able to change my payment method for academy in the future?

austere sigil
uneven beacon
bleak sonnet
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Hi
does anyone know, will the next HTB Business CTF be in this year?

summer urchin
summer urchin
fringe vapor
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is hack the box down right now?

stuck cliff
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how do i learn hacking

quaint hinge
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Try the academy

lapis venture
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hey guys everything fine?

quaint hinge
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Im a little cold

lapis venture
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you remember Octane?

dark urchin
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Hey there, quick question do you know when are usually the restock for teeshirts? and packages for exams? there is only 2XL and 3XL shirts available 🙁

severe prawn
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I have a question about TMTO attacks and chain merges/collisions.
Why does a smaller password space seem to produce more collisions or chain merges than a larger one, even when the table parameters are scaled proportionally (for example, one third rows, one third columns, one third tables)?

I understand that in a smaller space, a collision is likely to happen earlier. But at the same time, a smaller space also has fewer reduction steps / fewer hashes overall than a larger space. So my intuition was that for a larger space, the first collision just happens later, but because many more reduction steps and hashes are generated overall, collisions should accumulate over time as well.

For example, if the entropy is 24 bits, then the space has about
2^24 possible values. If no collisions happened, the chains could in principle cover the whole space. And with 36 bits of entropy, there are
2^36 possible values, so there are also far more possible reduction outputs / hash values. So why doesn’t this scale out proportionally, such that the overall merge/collision behavior ends up being roughly the same? Why is a smaller space still considered more problematic for collisions and chain merges?

marsh shuttle
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finally fixed my challenge and resubmitted it

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hopefully it goes well

sharp shuttle
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Drones?

marsh shuttle
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haha yeah

scenic maple
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drones are funny monsters

marsh shuttle
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pretty easy

signal mica
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Ayo wagwani

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Whatsup chat

sharp shuttle
sharp shuttle
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nope

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im working on an insane drone challenge to submit

marsh shuttle
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woah

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cewl

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hope it gets accepted

sharp shuttle
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me too, its lora PHY demodulation

marsh shuttle
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shittt

sharp shuttle
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was your ardupilot or px4 based?

marsh shuttle
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cant say

sharp shuttle
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oh can you not?

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sorry

marsh shuttle
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its not both lol

sharp shuttle
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then i assume its mavlink or something

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you dont have to confirm 😛

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ill do it when it goes live

marsh shuttle
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hopefully it goes live

west venture
cloud osprey
bronze lion
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hru

west venture
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is your last name bucket?

signal mica
west venture
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Paint can, paint bucket

signal mica
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drop a meme paint

west venture
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Paint spray

signal mica
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the general needs it

west venture
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What is a sub?

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title?

sharp shuttle
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dont lie you know damn well what that means

west venture
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I don't

sharp shuttle
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you are on discord

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i call cap

west venture
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...

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The only sub I know is subtitles

signal mica
sharp shuttle
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M H M M

signal mica
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this is dr azomax, psy intel and analysis

sharp shuttle
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erm azo its actually an entire subculture of..... .....blah blah blah..... and thats why i like.... ....anyway i hope you learned something you vanilla boy

signal mica
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its not a culture man, do not spread misinformation

sharp shuttle
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you make a fair point

west venture
sharp shuttle
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sub is a word that has many meanings

signal mica
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3 weeks has a company that i applied for been making a tech interview next step

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once they informed me they are still working on it

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i swear on hood if they give me a blackbox easy diff to pwn

sharp shuttle
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sorry bro

signal mica
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ill delete my htb acc

lofty marsh
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yo wsg wsg

sharp shuttle
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what does wsg mean?

lofty marsh
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what's good

signal mica
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whats good gang

cloud osprey
west venture
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subdomain

sharp shuttle
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i know, i was just making you speak properly

lofty marsh
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icl gng u got me

sharp shuttle
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this is how i see you guys when you speak

signal mica
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fym ts goated

lofty marsh
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ong ong

sharp shuttle
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fr fr frfr fr frfr fr FR frfrFR frfFRfr fr

sharp shuttle
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seagull speak

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goodbye chicken

lofty marsh
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WILSONNNNN

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LO SIENTOOOOOO

west venture
sharp shuttle
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but pelicans can fit chicken in mouth

lofty marsh
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pause...

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wait they dont have deep throats

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lmao

sharp shuttle
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if i was a pelican i would sign a contract with BP to scoop up oil and dump it on a family of ducks so the johnson and johnson company Dawn dish soap could aquire ducks to clean for their commercials without "harming animals" themselves

signal mica
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Brathposting

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🧘‍♂️

sharp shuttle
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i mean think about it

signal mica
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Brath ive been thinking lately

sharp shuttle
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what have you concluded

signal mica
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With humanities current setup and efficiency

west venture
signal mica
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Isnt capitalism too slow

sharp shuttle
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yeah its too slow

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nothing ever happens

signal mica
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For development of just about anything (excluding some 5th world countries that still need to get there)

signal mica
sharp shuttle
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the 5th world countries are the central fuel for capitalism

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we need 6th worlders

signal mica
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You mean like exploitation?

west venture
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We need a king to bend the knee to and work on orders. People have way too much freedom these days

sharp shuttle
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no, like way way worse

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worse than slavery

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we need to invent it

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i was thinking with neuralink maybe

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we threaten people with cyberpunk-esque jail sentences for not working hard enough

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so if they dont mine, we give them a 5 second nap that feels like a 30 year sentence

signal mica
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sometimes i look at problems that are urgent and necessary to be solved, but capitalism is like "yeah we dont have enough cash for resources so we gotta make more cash first (but we do have enough resources, its just that we need cash for them)"

west venture
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The solution for capitalism is feudalism

sharp shuttle
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but like consider what i said

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capitalism needs to make fake time feel longer

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thats true oppression

signal mica
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locked in mental world, not physical

sharp shuttle
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brutal? its neccesary for shareholder value

signal mica
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restraining thoughts

signal mica
sharp shuttle
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i will now make a linked in post

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also i reported you to the thought police for being lenient on lzy 6th worlders

signal mica
sharp shuttle
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you have been demoted to 4th world, keep it up and youll be mining lithium

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this is why i would never add an interface to my brain

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youd have to be insane to think thats a good idea

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they ganna run fucking ads in your head man

west venture
#

Brathadair, in reality, there are only 3rd world countries and it doesn't even mean what you think it means

signal mica
sharp shuttle
#

0daykitty i am clearly messing around

signal mica
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(mouse wasnt mentioned because i use vim)

sharp shuttle
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we call it brathposting

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im saying insane shit that sounds kinda probable

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but im not serious

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or am i?

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i dont even know

signal mica
sharp shuttle
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thats why its fun

proper dragon
#

this is already a feature

west venture
#

3rd world countries are countries that weren't on the side of the Soviet Onion or the United States during the cold war.

signal mica
#

onion

sharp shuttle
#

they call me 007 at work
0 customers helped
0 minutes worked
7 poop breaks

west venture
#

So in reality, the US is also a 3rd world country

sharp shuttle
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i dont even know how to define anything anymore, i just see each country as an economic zone

proper dragon
signal mica
scenic maple
scenic maple
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just sayin

west venture
#

I am saying by definition

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You miss my point completely

scenic maple
#

whats the definition

west venture
#

The US wasn't on the side of the US

signal mica
#

golam my ever lasting friend

west venture
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It was just the US

signal mica
#

are you doing good

west venture
#

Hence a 3rd world country

scenic maple
west venture
#

Golam. the definition:
A "third world country" originally referred to nations unaligned with either the US or Soviet Union during the Cold War.

terse dirge
#

I am being very schizo about designing my new C2 rn 🔥

scenic maple
#

i see

scenic maple
scenic maple
#

thats really stupid but ok

west venture
#

That was unaligned with the US or rissia

terse dirge
# signal mica dont

yes, always overengineer by using something ACID compliant instead of a keystore database 🔥

#

altho valkey is ACID compliant to an extent

west venture
scenic maple
#

its better to over engineer than to under engineer

sharp shuttle
#

im moving to a 7th world country, i hear the women there are traditional

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cashmeoutsidehowboudat

west venture
#

It's the stupid ass Americans that assumed 3rd world = poor countries

terse dirge
scenic maple
#

you have a wife and you are expired

sharp shuttle
scenic maple
#

any one over 30 is practically dead

sharp shuttle
#

overwhelmingly the world is sub 70 iq

west venture
proper dragon
scenic maple
#

thats a lot of smart people

sharp shuttle
#

im not missing your point because im not even arguing with you

west venture
#

I am not arguing

sharp shuttle
#

im just memeing when i say 3rd world country

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i accept your point and agree

signal mica
#

he accepts your duel

sharp shuttle
#

no i do not

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(yes i did)

#

shoots you

signal mica
scenic maple
#

remember brath even if the other person is right you can always gaslight them and make them wrong to be right

sharp shuttle
#

anyways you have to consider this:
she built like hank hill from behind

scenic maple
#

in this world who fight fair never win

sharp shuttle
#

you hittin?

west venture
sharp shuttle
#

golam this is specifically a question for you

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are you a pro-pain enjoyer?

scenic maple
#

i dont know what a hank hill is

scenic maple
sharp shuttle
#

hwwat

scenic maple
#

we sometimes meet

sharp shuttle
#

dammit bobbeh

cloud osprey
west venture
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Hank is from breaking bad

scenic maple
#

paint is even an older friend

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oh wait i saw this guy on shorts he gives good advice

sharp shuttle
#

if you dont know hank hill you cant answer the question properly

scenic maple
#

i dont know his name but i have seen him few times

sharp shuttle
#

he has a very tiny butt

scenic maple
#

thats understandable

sharp shuttle
#

hank hill gives good advice but he is a character who is subtly humiliated by his wife aptly named "peggy"

scenic maple
#

so it doesnt really matter

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if i like someone and someone likes me too

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we hittin

sharp shuttle
#

thats a good answer

#

okay then

scenic maple
#

you miss 100% of the oppurtunities you dont take

sharp shuttle
#

she look like patrick crossdressing, you hittin?

scenic maple
#

not my type

sharp shuttle
#

fair, to each their own of course

scenic maple
#

indeed

#

hbu

scenic maple
#

u hittin?

sharp shuttle
#

im hittin

west venture
proper dragon
#

what that forehead do

sharp shuttle
scenic maple
#

isnt brawl stars dead?

sharp shuttle
#

what does it say

west venture
#

I wanna do another box idk what to do though

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Something with high rating

scenic maple
#

brath since you want dopimine

sharp shuttle
#

the only box for me is the inferno

west venture
west venture
#

Is it retired

sharp shuttle
#

okay im done messing around

#

the inferno is the hardest challenge in old school runescape

#

its funny because the arena is a box

west venture
#

Oh

sharp shuttle
#

but you have to in the know to get it

#

therefore it is not funny otherwise

scenic maple
#

a tier dad joke

west venture
#

Idek what runescape is

sharp shuttle
scenic maple
#

i once worked in a dev team where the team lead used to make runescape tutorial videos when he was 14

sharp shuttle
#

i bet he was based as fuck

scenic maple
#

he was based indeed

sharp shuttle
#

i always get along with people who like runescape

west venture
#

What does based mean lol

scenic maple
#

it means cool

sharp shuttle
#

it means... rad

scenic maple
#

rad is a better word

west venture
#

These gen z kids and their language

sharp shuttle
#

i think based is gen x

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millenials revived it

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zoomers hijacked it

scenic maple
#

brath is older than your dad

sharp shuttle
#

based originally meant based in reality, or meta

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like "they get it"

west venture
#

Brathadair is a solid 38

scenic maple
#

tbh if i survive ww3 i will have stories to tell

sharp shuttle
#

im 31 thank you very much

west venture
#

I was only slightly off

scenic maple
#

thats young af

sharp shuttle
#

once you turn 30 you go unc

west venture
#

But that was based solely on your messages and your typing style

signal mica
#

up to 35 you are still yn

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after that ...

sharp shuttle
#

my typing style?

west venture
#

Yes

sharp shuttle
#

hang on let me talk like a 38 year old

signal mica
#

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY TYPING STYLE

scenic maple
#

how old do you think i am based on my typing style

scenic maple
sharp shuttle
#

I'm not 38, I learned proper grammar and the home row keys in the computer lab back in 1997.

scenic maple
#

hmmm

signal mica
#

how

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he knows

scenic maple
#

proper grammer in 1997? thats a privillage

signal mica
#

i have been osinted

sharp shuttle
#

he has ball knowledge

scenic maple
#

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take

west venture
#

azomax you can find out where everyone lived and their age through the HTB search or the leaderboard

signal mica
#

so you feel it

sharp shuttle
#

to survive i had to learn how to talk like a mentally handicapped troglodyte to communicate effectively with the parentless children who infest this place

scenic maple
#

maybe i am a chinese monk

signal mica
#

why tf is an ad displayed in my right upper discord corner

scenic maple
#

only age is gatekeeping me

sharp shuttle
#

i got so mad i popped a blood vessel in my eye

scenic maple
#

thats april fools

#

dont click

sharp shuttle
#

now it looks like i didnt wipe my butt and rubbed my eye

warped plank
scenic maple
sharp shuttle
#

pink eye is a psyop

sharp shuttle
#

dont believe me?

#

try it for yourself.

scenic maple
#

i do

#

i wont try this at my home

sharp shuttle
#

inwikt if you get this you are a homie

scenic maple
#

guys how many lives would have been saved if people just followed the disclaimer?

proper dragon
signal mica
sharp shuttle
#

...---...

west venture
#

SOS

signal mica
#

its happening guys

scenic maple
#

does guas brother have a name

sharp shuttle
#

good job kitty

signal mica
#

we finna use teamspeak now

proper dragon
west venture
#

Can we speak in Morse code

scenic maple
#

no

warped plank
scenic maple
#

i am not alan turning

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to me its a bridge

#

and there is water below

sharp shuttle
#

my cats name is the same as HP Lovecrafts

scenic maple
#

to meet your friends you must cross it

signal mica
#

n

west venture
#

u

scenic maple
#

=np?

proper dragon
scenic maple
#

he made me hungry

west venture
warped plank
scenic maple
#

@mystic harbor get here and be hungry too

sharp shuttle
scenic maple
#

now if this wasnt htb server it would have been lore time

sharp shuttle
#

its sad because its actually a funny story

#

the hp lovecraft cat

west venture
#

is dead

sharp shuttle
#

thats schrodingers

west venture
#

[end of funny story]

warped plank
sharp shuttle
#

im trying to recall the grandmaster chess player

#

who did the same

warped plank
#

Noone knows yet waz

sharp shuttle
#

but his cats name was funnier

scenic maple
#

schrodinger should seriously leave the cat alone

#

or else

warped plank
scenic maple
#

he is an evil man

west venture
scenic maple
#

when you are sleeping you are both

sharp shuttle
#

do you guys have cats that actually bop you?

#

my cats have never ever hit me

west venture
scenic maple
#

half dead i will take it

warped plank
scenic maple
#

i know a few strays never bopped me but does get pets

sharp shuttle
#

damn dude

scenic maple
#

do you smell of catnip

sharp shuttle
#

you have opposite animal magnetism

#

dogs dont bite me, cats dont attack me, worst is a bird pooped on me

scenic maple
#

altho if someone as large as brath walks towards a cat it prolly thinks he migth eat me

sharp shuttle
#

ive been around bears, wild cats, snakes

warped plank
sharp shuttle
#

never attacked

sharp shuttle
#

im completely sure

west venture
#

Come say hello to my German Shepherd

scenic maple
#

you will prolly make a great robber

sharp shuttle
#

i mean this genuinely, i would

#

animals always like me, and i dont even try

west venture
#

She doesn't have to hate you to attack you. If I say attack, she attacks.

warped plank
sharp shuttle
#

oh i see

#

well thats a bit different

scenic maple
#

maybe he was hungry

sharp shuttle
#

if you tell your dog to sic me, im probably deadzos

sharp shuttle
#

it was entertaining

#

if you ahve the dexterity to move like that, you deserve my hotdog

scenic maple
#

does the same go for me

warped plank
sleek stratus
#

so, that claude mythos model, you kinda just say "hack the NASA" and it does? It's so over.

sharp shuttle
warped plank
near swift
#

Golam

scenic maple
#

drako

jagged storm
warped plank
#

I swear it looked me in the eye as it pecked on the pepperoni

scenic maple
#

pegions used to send messages back in the days

proper dragon
scenic maple
#

they used feathers

#

and ink

sharp shuttle
#

if i lived in the UK i would train magpies to steal euros from people and bring them back to my flat

scenic maple
#

thats a very evil plan brath

#

i love it

proper dragon
sharp shuttle
#

its not evil, they will say "silly bird"

scenic maple
#

birds are ok we are evil

sharp shuttle
#

refer to my bird psyop guide

scenic maple
#

noted

#

sharp shuttle
#

it explains everything

proper dragon
warped plank
# sharp shuttle

Bro has thought way too much about avian involvement in federal drone tech

#

Also feds are obsessed with birds wtf

sharp shuttle
#

i smonk a lil reefer and make fun guides

lime trout
#

Good day, chat

sharp shuttle
#

heres the cybersecurity one

#

next one is on relationship min-maxxed skill tree

proper dragon
#

lol Dante's hell in there

lime trout
sharp shuttle
#

im not normal, so no?

proper dragon
#

the starting point is cocytus

sharp shuttle
#

its an iq test for sure

#

lots of symbology

#

very relatable

lime trout
#

It gives me schitzo vibes honestly

sharp shuttle
#

what did you expect after all this time? brath is a normal guy lmfao

#

i am the thesis of neuroatypical

lime trout
#

You continue to surprise me

proper dragon
sharp shuttle
#

college is its own institution of luciferian humiliation ritual usury

meager kernel
sharp shuttle
#

just a few hours while shitting myself laughing with friends

#

it was so fun to make

proper dragon
meager kernel
#

i feel i have gone through all the phases there

#

i tried for comptia

#

i was VERY active on tryhackme

#

im on my htb arc rn

sharp shuttle
#

the chart is literally real

#

and you only get it if youve been a consultant

proper dragon
#

can you explain the no starch press stage

marsh shuttle
sharp shuttle
#

so bottom right you are in the "i use arch btw" phase, and zoomer is wondering how to learn things, he never googles, or reads (including books), so he thinks his thm rank means something. he has to go down the suicide rollercoaster and start his cert grind

#

its kindof the entry point in cyber

meager kernel
sharp shuttle
#

where you begin to finally learn something

sharp shuttle
#

and its not saying arch is bad

#

its just like, a phase

meager kernel
#

I use cachy os

proper dragon
#

i'm only on the cyber path for the goth girls

meager kernel
#

its arch

#

but kinda

meager kernel
sharp shuttle
#

nothing wrong with arch, its the process of taking the step to install it

#

and learn it

#

its character development you didnt have before

#

dont you remember flashing your first os?

meager kernel
#

linux is fun though

#

way better than windows

#

most of my friends irl are also switching to linux and ditching windows

#

cause of how bullshit windows is

azure remnant
#

i switched

#

To linuz of course

remote bolt
sharp shuttle
#

anyways directly after, you have two paths, the true path (HTB) or the offsec path (the dunning-krueger fractal), you can only escape the OSCP trap by coming out of platos cave

meager kernel
#

@sharp shuttle btw

#

i got into a relationship

#

recently

#

its scary

sharp shuttle
#

hell yeah dude

#

of course it is

#

cherish these times

meager kernel
#

it feels different

sharp shuttle
#

you are growing up

meager kernel
#

im normally used to being alone at home normally but now i recieve calls and messages from her so much

#

it feels good

#

but its scary

sharp shuttle
#

you in the meme sharing phase?

remote bolt
meager kernel
sharp shuttle
remote bolt
#

xD

meager kernel
#

shes shorter than me so i used to make fun of her

azure remnant
remote bolt
#

xD

meager kernel
#

at her house

azure remnant
#

Corrupted configuration is being alone

sharp shuttle
#

my man kratos

proper dragon
remote bolt
#

u really learn eachother when u live together for a year, that's where most people decide to divorce

sharp shuttle
#

door open policy status?

meager kernel
sharp shuttle
#

do the parents let you close the door?

hollow pollen
#

hey guys were i have to ask about session labs

meager kernel
remote bolt
#

a lot of people i know or i've heard of, break up after a year

lime trout
#

bruh

azure remnant
hollow pollen
#

eeeeeeeeeeeeee

lime trout
meager kernel
azure remnant
remote bolt
#

i agree

azure remnant
#

If that was the case humanity would have collapsed

remote bolt
#

but its a fact that u learn eachother better when u live together in 1 house

sleek stratus
#

i mean, not at this rate