general

[limber hollow]

i aint even do nunnnn

i just wanna pass my cpts 😭 😭

[sharp shuttle]

Its about 23

Welcome.

[proper raft]

Oh

[worthy cargo]

I'm 45

[proper raft]

Dang unc

[limber hollow]

dangg

[worthy cargo]

Recognize

[chrome tree]

https://giphy.com/gifs/biggie-smalls-RirBJ9VyVwVRS

[warped plank]

Better than having an average age of underaged users

[worthy cargo]

Hey it's wild

[sharp shuttle]

As he admits hes a minor

[iron galleon]

LMAO

[warped plank]

Well, it was nice knowing you...

[iron galleon]

i wasnt gonna say anything

[worthy cargo]

You can't be here if you're 16.

[proper raft]

Srsly?

[worthy cargo]

You need a parental consent form filled out.

Quite serious

[proper raft]

Oh wait

I’ll run that real quick

[limber hollow]

ye i filled it up

[proper raft]

🫡

[worthy cargo]

I could be wrong

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/im-super-cereal-al-gore-south-park-s10e6-manbearpig-gif-20854895

[worthy cargo]

Maybe you have to be over 13 to be here or over 18, I can't remember.

[sharp shuttle]

all my elders are uncs! - the yuncs

and for the record eggzy i assume you know much more about life than me, but i understand this DFIR stuff very well when you are not LE and working with a civil license for investigation. They stick you with the fucked up stuff

Just take my word for what it is worth to you, moving on

[grave slate]

hey y'all, is someone experiencing can't spawn targets? i am currently doing CWES and i can't spawn the target

[left swan]

It's down

[limber hollow]

yup me too, doing cpts thou

w timing

[warped plank]

Did bro really think he can get around it by deleteing his message?

[worthy cargo]

contact support, maybe?

[rose onyx]

18+ to be in this house unless mom says it's okay

[limber hollow]

not responding

[worthy cargo]

It is the weekend.

In the Greece

[left swan]

It's offline y'all you will have to wait ❤️ lol

[rose onyx]

Brath, im getting pizza, speak weeb to me

[sweet yoke]

Well the morning has been wasted since I couldn't play any HTB and soon I've to go to work. 😄

[worthy cargo]

I got SNAP benefits until September!

6 months

Whew. I spent hours on the phone with them

[iron galleon]

you could quit and keep playing htb

[worthy cargo]

Uploading documents and shit

In this economy, without a job, it's tough.

[sharp shuttle]

enjoy your pizza senpai

[sweet yoke]

Awesome idea! Until I have no money left to subscribe to HTB anymore

[rose onyx]

uwu

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojs_KfDBMyk

"You people are a circus." - Peter Griffin

I mean brath and gubarz

[iron galleon]

thats damn right

i aint no circus

[rose onyx]

Always down to clown

[iron galleon]

My IQ was measured at over 9 thousand

https://tenor.com/8FgZ.gif

[glossy cipher]

Hey everyone! I’m trying to make the jump into cybersecurity and wanted to introduce myself. I’ve spent about 11 years working in data centers, including around 4 years managing a small-scale data center. My experience includes working with networking (configuring switches, troubleshooting issues), maintaining and diagnosing servers, and working in Linux environments.

Lately I’ve been focusing more on security and hands-on practice, and I’ve completed 18 Hack The Box machines so far. I’m continuing to learn and build skills in penetration testing and security fundamentals.

I’m here to learn, connect with others in the field, and would really appreciate any advice, resources, or guidance you’re willing to share. Thanks!

[sweet yoke]

Welcome!

[glossy cipher]

Thank you!

[iron galleon]

best chance of connecting with someone else is if they like your vibe on a personal level

typically the people who aint always yapping are on to smtn

not meant to be offensive but like, for networking, this channel is okay for beginners

beyond that i would suggest using htb and getting stats

[sweet yoke]

Curious, what do you exactly mean by this sentence? I didn't fully understand

[iron galleon]

how someone spends their time

like if they're typically always chatting, then the less they're doing technically

unless theyre very experienced over time

im just speaking from experience

from the connections ive derived here

more of the value comes out of people who dont speak extremely often

being one myself im even saying that

for example, the guy who introduced me to maldev isn't frequent

[sweet yoke]

Now I get it! I thought you meant that the people who're not always talking are suspicious or to be avoided.. when you said "on to something".

[iron galleon]

oh nah

i do jackshit compared to the connections ive made

we only became friends bc he liked my vibe

[glossy cipher]

Appreciate the feedback!

[iron galleon]

np

[sweet yoke]

Also curious, did you get job thanks to HTB? Because I got that feeling from your text

[iron galleon]

no, but i got introduced to a lot of content and opportunities outside of htb

htb is probably gonna be the reason i get a job tho

[sweet yoke]

Interested, do you mind to elaborate?

[iron galleon]

malware development

i got introduced to maldev academy as well, which i had to pay for

however i got mentored

[normal wyvern]

ok how long do these shortages last?

like the labs not working

that's 3 out of the 6 days I have

[sweet yoke]

That's nice! Maldev seems cool, but I can imagine it takes up a lot of time and effort. And I think Maldev Academy isn't very cheap either 😄

[iron galleon]

yeah, it's not

wallet took a hit

[sweet yoke]

Would you love to do it professionaly?

[iron galleon]

the value i derived from the connection is absolutely priceless though

[iron galleon]

yeah i think so but

i can't speak on it to a far extent as i'm not amongst the very experienced

[glad crystal]

Just did archetype 🙂

And wrote a whole ass writeup on it

[sweet yoke]

Btw did learning maldev help you or gave great value for HTB? Like writing your own exploits and evasion

[hollow iris]

hi

bruh it change my name

i havent logged in htb since never

[iron galleon]

if ur passionate abt breaking into shit maldev would be enjoyable theres just a learning curve that makes it painful, but for hacking overall, absolutely

[glad crystal]

Writing your own exploits is a bit rare in the pen testing world

[hollow iris]

tuff user

[iron galleon]

i had the right background imo bc i was a computer programmer before hacker imo

debatable bc i started hacking at 14 but didn't like take it far until 18-19

[glad crystal]

What do you mean? Lol

[sweet yoke]

Yeah I know but how about red teaming, no?

[hollow iris]

its cool

[glad crystal]

Writing your own exploits technically falls under the red teaming category.

Blue team = system hardening

Purple team = bridging the gap between the two teams (i.e., doing both).

[sweet yoke]

And I believe Windows usually requires custom exploits most of the time to avoid signatures

[iron galleon]

imo if u have a certain idolization, yeah i would expect maldev to be apart of red teaming and id suggest it to anyone with that kind of idol

[glad crystal]

Yeah, it was an interesting box. Seeing multi-step boxes in action was nice. Most of the active boxes use lateral movement and privilege escalation.

[iron galleon]

id do blue teaming as a job but my heart is in red tbh

im still doing blue team academy shi

just in prep for job

[hollow iris]

ahh u use arch

blackarch

[glad crystal]

Yeah, Windows does use signature detection.

[terse dirge]

https://youtu.be/hyUnGjykNwg

[glad crystal]

I'm doing HTB on Kali. I have an arch laptop but I am making it a customized black arch equivelant. Project is kinda on the backlog right now. About to get a new, dedicated PC for a daily driver and put Qubes on it. From there, I might turn my 4060 machine into a black arch PC as well.

[hollow iris]

ok

[iron galleon]

the hacking environment debate is pretty silly

[hollow iris]

what yall like doing

i like

[iron galleon]

whether someone prefers to use blackarch, kali, exegol, etc

[hollow iris]

pentesting

[glad crystal]

I like OSINT and forensics.

[hollow iris]

i like exodia

💀

[hollow iris]

ok

do u like exodia

😭

[iron galleon]

if i were ever using the blackarch repo id prefer to curate my own environment 100%

[glad crystal]

Haven't tried it, yet. Mainly been learning how to explore gpg keys, openssl, and file metadata. Still getting my feet wet.

[sweet yoke]

That's true, but I'm quite curious about what kind of virtualization people are using. I'm planning to pick up KVM soon as I heard so many good things regarding it.

[terse dirge]

Deep dish is the best pizza btw

[iron galleon]

go ahead i encourage it

most people wouldnt bc theyre religiously attached to vmware for some reason

bc it just werks

[hollow iris]

im saying the joke bc exoida is ahh

[glad crystal]

Virtualization can be a pain for certain GPU heavy tasks unless you use something like proxmox

[sweet yoke]

I'm currently using VMWare but it's definetely not perfect.

[iron galleon]

i use virtualbox rn just out of convenience and it's foss iirc

[hollow iris]

if yall use windows like me

[sweet yoke]

True but I think you can pass your GPU to the VM with KVM, yes? That's what I've heard.

[glad crystal]

In fact, I had to go bare metal on my machine for cipher cracking because I got tired of fighting with VirtualBox and wsl. I just couldn't take it anymore.

[iron galleon]

i use windows 10 iot enterprise ltsc

[hollow iris]

i use windows too

get in dm

[glad crystal]

You can absolutely pass your GPU through but it can be finicky if you're not using certain VMs.

I don't even think you can pass it through at all on VirtualBox if I'm not mistaken.

wsl is easier to pass it through on but it sucks for certain legacy programs and it's just terrible overall imo.

[sweet yoke]

Tbf, only time I'd need is using hashcat anyways. I use VM only to play HTB basically

[hollow iris]

pew

i thaught u said its good

[glad crystal]

Yeah, I had to use a lot of hashcat recently for NCL. I had to go bare metal. I was wasting too much time otherwise.

[iron galleon]

if i do all the easy boxes do i need to do all the medium boxes for pro hacker

to get hacker i just did easy boxes + 1 medium box a few months ago

[glad crystal]

It is for certain tasks. Overall, I don't like it.

[hollow iris]

yo gey in dm

[iron galleon]

?

dm me

[hollow iris]

if u use windows get in dm

[glad crystal]

I kicked windows to the curb. Kept treating me like a guest in my own house and I don't like that.

https://tenor.com/view/mode-beast-mode-god-godmode-gif-14216059030318809663

[sweet yoke]

Some people even rent a VPS just dedicated for cracking hashes.

[glad crystal]

Not trying to spend money on a virtual private server lol

[cloud rapids]

Wassup guys

[hollow iris]

alr

[glad crystal]

Yoooo

[sweet yoke]

Yeah if there's no need lol. Bare metal is more than enough for myself too.

[cloud rapids]

How u doing bro

[glad crystal]

Good, you?

[cloud rapids]

My academy just ruined my morning 🤡

[rapid swallow]

Hi world

[glad crystal]

Yeah, I'm Linux full time now lmao

[cloud rapids]

Which distro?

[sweet yoke]

Me too, brother!

[manic sleet]

is there anyone else who just cant connect to the machines?

[glad crystal]

Ouch. Sometimes you gotta step back for a few and get a fresh outlook

[cloud rapids]

Yea

[manic sleet]

its been 30 mins, i have tried changing regions

[sweet yoke]

I'll never touch Windows again on my personal computer. Too many bad experiences and I'm so accustomed to Linux now. Only for work laptop I have to use Windows.

[glad crystal]

Have you tried checking other machines? Could be a problem on that particular box?

[hollow iris]

i like windows

u can run more apps in it

[manic sleet]

yea i tried switching machines, all of em i cant connect, i tried changing to different regions too.

[glad crystal]

I feel that 100%. I am hesitant to even work for a company that makes me use Windows at this point. That's how disillusioned I've become with Microsoft Windows

[glad crystal]

Are you using the pwn box or ovpn?

[manic sleet]

openvpn

[dense turtle]

spiderkash

[sweet yoke]

Love hacking Windows tho ;D Windows & AD targets are my favorites!

[glad crystal]

Try killing ovpn and starting up a new one?

[glad crystal]

Windows and AD targets definitely seem pretty good but the change in syntax gets on my nerves lol

[manic sleet]

ye tried that too. ran out of ideas now.

[glad crystal]

Ping Google while tunneled through ovpn

You got a connection?

[sweet yoke]

The machines have been out since the morning, man.

[glad crystal]

That was my initial guess is that the boxes are down.

[manic sleet]

ohhh so they are all down?

[dense turtle]

even prolabs down

[sweet yoke]

Yes, labs and prolabs at least. Some people even said Academy instances might be down as well.

Honestly, ruined my morning. Woke up early to play HTB, but couldn't. Now I don't have much longer until I'll need to get ready to go to work.

[glad crystal]

Yeah, your Ms looks fine on those pings. Gotta be the boxes. Don't share your IP though lol

[manic sleet]

makes sense. that sucks.

[worthy cargo]

My ip is 127.0.0.1

Go crazy

[manic sleet]

thats google ip

[glad crystal]

We can see your tun0 interface in that pic

[dense turtle]

[manic sleet]

dam

[quaint hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-our-now-gif-21036569

Our ip

[glad crystal]

Just kill the ovpn. You're probably fine lmao

[manic sleet]

none of yall DDOS please 😭

[glad crystal]

Send a bazillion packets rn

[quaint hinge]

Ransomware inc. I demand tree fiddy

[glad crystal]

Lochness, is that you?

[manic sleet]

my reaction rn

[iron galleon]

LMAO

[quaint hinge]

Waiting for lochness crunchies

[worthy cargo]

Why does this dude always look bewildered?

Like huh

What's goin on

[glad crystal]

I think he's traumatized

[worthy cargo]

He's short.

Short guy

[glad crystal]

He wasn't ready for that top-level political investigatory role.

[quaint hinge]

Bro is paying attention. He never wants to be accused of not being focused

[tough oyster]

still getting issues?

[iron galleon]

Pick him up in a space coupe, I don't let my plug walk

[manic sleet]

yes i still cant connect. people said machines been down since morning.

[quaint hinge]

To be serious tho, make sure you dont have two VPNs going. If you try to connect your HTB VPN from within your VM while a VPN is open on the host it will likely fail.

[glad crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/snapping-fingers-snapping-singing-bobbing-performance-gif-17524603

[manic sleet]

no. just the one. the issue is before i even reach the vpn, i cant even join the room.

[glad crystal]

Boxes are down if other people are confirming that.

[quaint hinge]

Say what now?

[manic sleet]

u can join a room without vpn and turn on VPN later

[quaint hinge]

I haven't connected today, so if the news is true then that is prob it. Ill grab my laptop

[worthy cargo]

This is not THM. We don't have rooms here!

[quaint hinge]

Lol

[glad crystal]

These are boxes, sir.

[quaint hinge]

I was very confused at first

[glad crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/rc-staff-keller-bar-box-surprise-gif-17277056

[manic sleet]

like when u click join u can join it and machine becomes active regardless the vpn

[tough oyster]

I've left a message in our infra channel

[glad crystal]

I got so much crap to do this weekend.

NCL practice games need to be finished up, project for college, and I want to do more HTB.

[worthy cargo]

HTB

Hutub

DVD

Doovde

[cloud rapids]

VGA

[glad crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/capigifs-emilito-jacuzzi-reading-gif-10895872825267838590

[cloud rapids]

DVI

[glad crystal]

Hutubs

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqpd7WcBmjM

[cloud rapids]

No it's GitHubs

[worthy cargo]

Do you sell a doovde player?

lol

[glad crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/git-merge-git-merge-gif-20623312

[cloud rapids]

Nah we sell marble

[worthy cargo]

It plays doovde

[cloud rapids]

Nah just marble

[quaint hinge]

Same, im moving tomorrow morning

[worthy cargo]

You don't understand?

You want me to spell it

D

and V

and D

Doovde

[cloud rapids]

😂

[rapid badger]

[glad crystal]

RIP.

[worthy cargo]

I need a doovde player for my doovde

[cloud rapids]

U don't get sarcasm do u?

[worthy cargo]

I destroy sarcasm!

[quaint hinge]

DVD is ancient tech. People use streaming now. Its so that we can be happy unburdened by heavy DVDs and the responsibility of ownership.

[cloud rapids]

Btw where are u from?

[quaint hinge]

Rust devs would hate it

[worthy cargo]

US and A

[glad crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-america-gif-15593845046973100361

That's where I'm from

[worthy cargo]

OOO ESS EH

[cloud rapids]

I'm from Pakistan

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dechinezen-dance-trump-donald-FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo

I'm from Trumpistan

[cloud rapids]

Nice to meet u 🙂

[worthy cargo]

Nice to meet u too 🙂

[cloud rapids]

Great

[cloud rapids]

Yea btw do u guys think that Pakistanis are terrosits or something?

[worthy cargo]

No

Pakistani are awesome people

Very friendly and welcoming and hospitable

[cloud rapids]

I met a lot of US citizen they said I'm from a terrosit nation 🥲 🥷🏻

[worthy cargo]

Don't listen to the assholes

[cloud rapids]

Yea anyway what are ur qualifications?

[worthy cargo]

The biggest terrorists in the world are USA and Israel, of course their rhetoric is that everyone else is a terrorist.

That's their entire narrative

[quaint hinge]

Lmfao

[worthy cargo]

But anyway, before this turns into a political thing

[quaint hinge]

Full send eh

[worthy cargo]

We don't discuss politics here

[cloud rapids]

Yea I think that's cause of Trump mostly US in itself is a good nation

[cloud rapids]

Yea

[sweet yoke]

No Europeans here?

[worthy cargo]

HTB is based in Europe

Greece actually

[sweet yoke]

I know that. Chat seems mostly american

[glad crystal]

Yeah, let's definitely steer clear of religion and politics. There's radicals on all sides. Last thing we need is more polarization.

[quaint hinge]

Yeah, so if you buy swag you get extorted upon delivery.

[cloud rapids]

Btw I'm currently doing CCNA and then I'll do cyberops is it a good plan for soc?

[quaint hinge]

Polarization provides potential difference. We're about to charge spacetime

[worthy cargo]

  "certifications": [
    "<strong>CCSP (Certified Cloud Security Professional)</strong>",
    "<strong>SSCP (Systems Security Certified Practitioner)</strong>",
    "<strong>CompTIA SecurityX (CASP+)</strong>",
    "<strong>CySA+ (Cybersecurity Analyst)</strong>",
    "<strong>Pentest+</strong>",
    "Security+",
    "Network+",
    "ITILv4",
    "Project+",
    "ECES"
  ],

And a Bachelor and Masters degree in Cybersecurity

These are my qualifications

[quaint hinge]

You should do sherlocks too

[cloud rapids]

I'm form Pakistan here if I'm getting Cisco certs it's a Golden opportunity for me

[worthy cargo]

That's great

[cloud rapids]

Not much institutes here that offer cyber security certs that are globally recognized

[glad crystal]

Cisco certs can certainly get you a decent job. But I would still learn non-Cisco routing.

[worthy cargo]

Which city are you from in Pakistan?

Lahore has some superb IT institutions I've heard from people here.

LUMS for example

[cloud rapids]

Ik after the certs I plan to do bachelor's in IT

[cloud rapids]

No I'm from mirpur Azad Kashmir

Lahore is kinda far from here can't go there

[worthy cargo]

I see

[glad crystal]

That's what I'm doing. Almost done with a B.S. then I am going to get certs to pair with it.

I plan on going for a master's and maybe a bachelor degree in psychology as well.

[cloud rapids]

Great I'm a beginner btw I almost know nothing so I thought that I should join some servers talk to people and build an understanding

[glad crystal]

Do HTB starting-point

[worthy cargo]

Here's some of my experience, but I'm still having trouble finding a job in cybersecurity

[quaint hinge]

I just mean that the cyber industry doesn't hold certs to the same standard that it used to 10+ years ago. Broad understanding and hands-on experience seems to be a big help. HTB provides a heap of that. Although, I could be very mistaken regionally or from blue team perspective

[glad crystal]

But you're going to need to do quite a bit of learning about network fundamentals and the OSI model as well.

[cloud rapids]

Yea gonna buy htb premium in some time

[worthy cargo]

I'm pretty sure my resume sucks.

[cloud rapids]

That's why I'm doing CCNA

[jolly snow]

we're cooked 💀

[glad crystal]

Just need to build it in a way that the tools that scan resumes can read it properly.

And work on a portfolio

[cloud rapids]

What are ur qualifications?

[worthy cargo]

I wrote my own resume generator. It takes a json file, and uses PHP to generate the PDF.

[worthy cargo]

scroll up

[quaint hinge]

Lol

Was gonna say

[glad crystal]

Yeah but the tools they use to scan resumes get hung up if it's not formatted right.

[quaint hinge]

It was big and white, giggidy

[worthy cargo]

Here's the json for my resume.

Here's the PHP resume generator

[glad crystal]

Nice try fed Boi

Just playing but I'm not clicking that

[worthy cargo]

My resume gets text extracted just perfectly

[jolly snow]

its a txt brodie

😂

[glad crystal]

Fair but I just don't click anything these days

[worthy cargo]

Here's how it finally renders

[cloud rapids]

Btw can any of u use AndoRat?

[worthy cargo]

I got sick and tired of having to manually make resumes in word processors

So I coded myown resume generator from basic json file

[dense turtle]

are u from usa?

[cloud rapids]

Damn that would be considered a solid resume with actual skills here in Pakistan

[worthy cargo]

Yes

[dense turtle]

damn

[glad crystal]

@worthy cargo I'm guessing you have experience with GRC?

[worthy cargo]

I don't have experience with GRC that much.

Mostly engineering type role

Dev role

[quaint hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-robotnik-the-grinch-grinch-face-jim-carrey-making-evil-face-evil-face-gif-4243955379181737010

No

[glad crystal]

Well you could really stand out if you learn how to properly document risks using the NIST RMF

[cloud rapids]

Can u teach me 🥲

[worthy cargo]

I see

[dense turtle]

you is the first merican that i hear talking like this

[quaint hinge]

Why rat when you could not

[worthy cargo]

I am an American and I am deeply ashamed of my government.

I apologize for that.

[quaint hinge]

Likewise

[glad crystal]

Just learn how to make risk heatmaps, gap analyses, etc.

[cloud rapids]

Apology accepted

[dense turtle]

damn, what a nice person

u are very good guy

[quaint hinge]

What did she do?

[cloud rapids]

Btw he's the first American who's nice to me 🥲

[frigid mountain]

😄

[glad crystal]

99% of governments are corrupt. We just have to try to make changes for the better.

[quaint hinge]

I WAS NICE

[cloud rapids]

Is he a he or a she?

[worthy cargo]

I'm a He.

[cloud rapids]

Exactly

[cloud rapids]

Yea u too I mean

[quaint hinge]

The ex who upset you that you want to trojan lmao

[worthy cargo]

Regular normal human male baby boy man dude homie bro

[cloud rapids]

Ok

[rose onyx]

You're not alone. I'll have to check your structure and see how it compares to mine.

[frigid mountain]

I'm an American and I'm here to be nice 😄

[cloud rapids]

Ok 😂

[quaint hinge]

Seen dozens of folks come in htb general trying to hack someone's phone

[worthy cargo]

What did you code it in? Python? Rust?

[frigid mountain]

[worthy cargo]

😄

[glad crystal]

I think like 4 people have added me trying to get me to give them a path to be malicious script kiddies

Just in the last week

[frigid mountain]

I'm getting sleepy. I worked and then I played MtG at the game store for like 7 hours

[quaint hinge]

It happens frequently.

[cloud rapids]

Btw I'm working on andorat wanna hack my GFs phone🫪

[quaint hinge]

Don't.

Just buy her flowers.

[glad crystal]

"Can you tell me how to hack an Instagram account?"

[quaint hinge]

If you think she's cheating break up

[cloud rapids]

Long distance relationship

[worthy cargo]

My younger sister messaged me once asking me to hack her husband's phone. I told her flat out that I can't do it because I'm white hat, ethical hacker.

[rustic carbon]

hey

[worthy cargo]

And what she's asking me to do is illegal

[cloud rapids]

I'm merely a beginner don't know much about tech

[quaint hinge]

The juice is not worth the squeeze.

[frigid mountain]

@cloud rapids fr fr talking about that will get you banned in this server. drop it.

[cloud rapids]

I would've asked for a 100 bucks

[crude reef]

Hi everyone, I've been trying to spawn machines for the past 2+ hours but they're stuck on "Machine is spawning. Please stand by..." I've tried both US VIP+ 4 and EU VIP+ 1 servers, and it happens with different machines (DevArea, Pirate). My VPN connection is working fine. Is anyone else experiencing this issue?

[rose onyx]

Everything has a price tag

[cloud rapids]

Ok

[glad crystal]

I was making a joke about random people asking you to hack stuff for them lol

[worthy cargo]

Not me.

[dense turtle]

not workingg

[quaint hinge]

Dont follow your urge to take an easy path to hack someone. You will end up getting hacked yourself and mining crypto for some creeps botnet, or arrested.

[glad crystal]

Pretty sure all the boxes are down except starting point

[jolly snow]

i got a great rat but WINDOWS

😂

[quaint hinge]

Bruh

[rose onyx]

Yes scroll up, check the acad chans, see the other machine channel.

[worthy cargo]

I refuse to feed myself or my family the fruits of dishonesty. It only breeds a corrupt life. I'm not going to jail for no amount of money!

I been to prison before

I have no desire to go back.

[cloud rapids]

I heard that millions of people get hacked daily it's very rare if somebody catches u

[frigid mountain]

I need to work on it projects this weekend. I just did 3 laptop refreshes: My DJ rig, my windows IT work rig, and an ubuntu machine for cyber lab stuff.

[subtle pagoda]

can sum1 help my target machine isnt spawning

[worthy cargo]

Servers are down for the moment. Wait patiently and try agin later

[subtle pagoda]

im connected to their vpn aswell

[rose onyx]

$2B. That should be enough to cover legal fees and live comfortably. 🙂

[subtle pagoda]

ohh ty

when can i start working again?

[glad crystal]

Because of Chain of Custody, for starters. Most people delete the very evidence that would help them catch the person. Secondly, international crime is harder to prosecute.

[frigid mountain]

https://status.hackthebox.com/

[alpine pumice]

all you need is one good ransomware though

then you're set for life

[worthy cargo]

LOL

Crazy mofos

[cloud rapids]

She's indian Pakistan and India are rivals nobody is gonna do nothing 😁

[upper needle]

is it just me or is anyone else having issues spawing the target VMs? specifically for the WEP attack module

[subtle pagoda]

yeah same

[glad crystal]

Bro is a PKer fr.

[frigid mountain]

ooof, someone put up a banner or an auto reply

[crude reef]

same x2

[alpine pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[worthy cargo]

Servers are having issues right now. Spawning machines is failing for everyone. Wait and try again, or contact support for an ETA perhaps.

[upper needle]

im assuming there is some issue, and HTB is working on it. i will check back later 🙂

[alpine pumice]

i was red in UO, no one here knows what that means

[frigid mountain]

status page says everything is A-OK

[glad crystal]

[subtle pagoda]

status page says eveything is operational

[worthy cargo]

Status page is lying to you.

Specifically to you!

😄

[frigid mountain]

ok, I'm going to bed

good night htb

[worthy cargo]

Dan the man is going to sleep everyone

[glad crystal]

"Due to funding issues, the status page isn't being updated."

[cloud rapids]

Alone?

[worthy cargo]

Wave goodbye

[glad crystal]

This is a joke, don't take it seriously. Lol

[glossy cipher]

If I have hacker rank, do I need to do anything here to verify?

[frigid mountain]

I want to say mean things but I won't. Yes, alone.

[worthy cargo]

Just verify account once and link it to discord/htb and you're set.

[cloud rapids]

Just kidding bro gn

[quaint hinge]

Bro ur trying to go to bed with a rat on a phone, take a seat xD

[cloud rapids]

Bro 😂

[worthy cargo]

I have a job interview tomorrow at a upscale gym as a sales associate position. Let's see what happens. I need a job so bad.

[cloud rapids]

Best of luck

[worthy cargo]

I wonder how long I'll have to do odd jobs until I find something in cyber

[cloud rapids]

U're gonna make it one day

[worthy cargo]

Thanks

[dusky hedge]

ive been trying to make a script for deauth and had help from a friend + ai however im using iw for locating networks is there a better way to do it? I'm getting errors with it. Otherwise is there an existing script like this i can copy how they do it?

[glad crystal]

You could always get an IT help desk job to start or work for an internet company to gain some traction.

[dense turtle]

good luck vro

[worthy cargo]

One look at my resume and they say I'm over qualified.

[glad crystal]

Pwngotchi, pineapple, or flipper zero.

[quaint hinge]

A lot of people do help desk to start

[iron crescent]

How long does it take for a "Machine is spawning. Please stand by..." when connected with openvpn?

[glad crystal]

Then make a dumbed down resume

[quaint hinge]

I am working in a factory tho

[dense turtle]

flipperrr

and hack rf

[alpine pumice]

The same amount of time as anything else. Server infrastructure is having issues right now.

[cloud rapids]

Oh btw what are ur qualifications?

[worthy cargo]

I'll have to do that. Easy. I just need to have AI generate me a new json file :D. Then it's just └─▶ php html.php resume.cleaned.json and PDF is generated alongside a DOCX file.

[quaint hinge]

I have been hacking in my free time for 7ish years

[dusky hedge]

im trying to make it function on bash. if i use theirs might i have issues with dependencies or hardware classes etc?

[quaint hinge]

I have no creds. And therefore am a turd

Certs cost monney

[glad crystal]

You got a raspberry pi laying around?

[hollow iris]

hi

[glad crystal]

Just make a pwngotchi

[quaint hinge]

Im getting my CPTS when I have time to finish the path lmao

[iron crescent]

Copy. Wasnt sure if it was operator error. SStill could be I guess...

[quaint hinge]

Working 50+ hours a week hinders me

[cloud rapids]

Hey I've seen u somewhere else🤨

[alpine pumice]

Nahh

[dusky hedge]

sadly not, i am using plug in nic

[hollow iris]

hm ?

[alpine pumice]

Just quit your job

[quaint hinge]

Hy

[quaint hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/gohine-hohino-no-hohineee-gohineee-gif-17792172174678204487

[hollow iris]

twitter

[glad crystal]

You might be able to make a pwngotchi in a VM? Not sure.

[hollow iris]

or some telegram post

[cloud rapids]

Ur hardwork is gonna give u a payout someday won't go wasted

[hollow iris]

wher hasan crys

[dusky hedge]

hmm okay

[quaint hinge]

I get paid about $30/hr I need to keep my housing xD

[cloud rapids]

I don't use Twitter it's banned in my country

[dusky hedge]

lmk if u have any other ideas, ill take a look

[hollow iris]

nice

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_QLIfwYUpg

Holy shizboo

[glad crystal]

Twitter is full of annoying bots anyway

[worthy cargo]

Look at that amount of food

[hollow iris]

evry amarican meal from what i hear

[quaint hinge]

Beard is a G.

[dusky hedge]

@glad crystal

[quaint hinge]

I like his feeds. He isn't a nasty beast like some eaters

[rose onyx]

Pancakes are his greatest weakness. I assume he didn't finish this challenge.

[worthy cargo]

Haven't seen the full video yet

Let's find out if he can finish this

[quaint hinge]

I just keep the staccato in the concealed holster

[cloud rapids]

Ever seen pakistani breakfast?

[glad crystal]

Enlighten me

[rose onyx]

It's pretty accurate

[worthy cargo]

I love Pakistani breakfast foods

I live in Texas we have a large Pakistani community here

[cloud rapids]

Uh chickpeas and beef nihari and cow feet drenched in oil fat and bone marrow with some naans 🙂

[worthy cargo]

I enjoy Nahari and Halwa Poori

🙂

[glad crystal]

You lost me at cow feet.

[worthy cargo]

Halwa Poori is my favorite

[cloud rapids]

Wow how do u know about halwa puri?🤨

[glad crystal]

I do love Mexican and Indian food though.

[rose onyx]

Don't knock it until you try it. I haven't, but I'm willing.

[worthy cargo]

I just told you

[cloud rapids]

Fr cow feet or goat feet it's called paye here

[worthy cargo]

Scroll up

[glad crystal]

You lost me at the "feet" part.

[cloud rapids]

Oh okok

[cloud rapids]

Ik 😂

[quaint hinge]

Pig feet is dirtier.

[worthy cargo]

It's not feet. It's ankle bones that have gelatin on them, barely any meat. It's a very sticky thing and you have to wash your hands afterwards

[finite current]

what about biryani!!!!!

and pilao

[cloud rapids]

@worthy cargo dm me I'll show u how's halwa puri made here in Mirpur

[glad crystal]

Interesting

[quaint hinge]

Love biryani, and korma, and saagwala

[glad crystal]

Is Oopsie an active machine???

[cloud rapids]

The GOAT🔥🗿

[cloud rapids]

Stickiness depends on how u cook it

[worthy cargo]

No it doesn't.

[cloud rapids]

But that stickiness is the real flavor

[worthy cargo]

No matter how you cook it, the gelatin from the ankle bones remain

The gelatin is what makes it sticky

[cloud rapids]

Now my friend's dad has a restaurant I have tried goat paye there they're not sticky at all

[finite current]

yeah]

[rose onyx]

It's where glue comes from

[glad crystal]

No, it's not. Starting point won't load now either.

[worthy cargo]

He finished all the pancakes! Holy shit, record time!

[quaint hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-bone-dance-move-grooves-gif-16655466

[cloud rapids]

Feet

[worthy cargo]

He finished it in less than 15 min

less than 10 min

[flint copper]

😩

[cloud rapids]

Bro u look like some famous Austrian painter 💀

[finite current]

yeah i noticed

[flint copper]

It's not me

[rose onyx]

That's what she said

[worthy cargo]

She did?

[flint copper]

I'm trying to get his attention

[cloud rapids]

Hail @flint copper 🗿🔥

[worthy cargo]

You may need some ED meds!

😄

[finite current]

u from merpur khas in pakistan

[cloud rapids]

No mirpur Azad Kashmir

[rose onyx]

Oh I don't 😉

[cloud rapids]

Where are u from?

[finite current]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kim-jong-un-trump-DVe

[worthy cargo]

You can last longer than 10 min

[finite current]

i am also from paksitan not north korea

[cloud rapids]

Are u Kim jong un cause he's the one who only uses internet there💀

[cloud rapids]

Oh which city?

[finite current]

karachi

[cloud rapids]

Ok what are ur qualifications?

[finite current]

college student

[rose onyx]

Mods asleep?

[flint copper]

Practical help desk

[cloud rapids]

Btw where are u from?

[heady sage]

I love my boyfriend omg

[finite current]

https://klipy.com/gifs/spin-world

[rose onyx]

Upstairs

[heady sage]

He’s so adorable

[flint copper]

@heady sage knows what's up

[cloud rapids]

🫪

[heady sage]

I also have a PHD

[worthy cargo]

The Earth is a Triangle.

[heady sage]

a pretty huge dick

[quaint hinge]

A poser hater degree

[worthy cargo]

Flat Earthers and Globers are both wrong

Triangle.

Or maybe a cube.

Yeah a cube

[flint copper]

Aye it be like that

Tell em wassup

[worthy cargo]

The Earth is a cube.

[quaint hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/malibu's-most-wanted-gif-15349862240502753381

[cloud rapids]

Nah man its a square who told that it's a cube?

[rose onyx]

Guys I think mods are asleep, let's spam cat gifs

[finite current]

whats ur qualification btw

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

[quaint hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-fifth-element-leeloo-bada-big-boom-badaboom-big-gif-5125017448739730693

[cloud rapids]

Finished college doing CCNA

[heady sage]

@obtuse fern So you finally banned him huh?

[flint copper]

Banned who

[finite current]

i will also give mine 12th exam

[flint copper]

Who did we ban

[finite current]

and then will finish CPTS

and CRTO

[cloud rapids]

Great

[finite current]

before WW3

[heady sage]

They banned some Nick Fuentes larper that kept insulting everyone including C1oud

[quaint hinge]

Lmao

[flint copper]

The xorbo guy?

I remember I think

[quaint hinge]

He was larping as a hacker too

[rose onyx]

I hope they did, that was painful with him around

[flint copper]

I told him to apply for work abroad

[glad crystal]

Oh, that's why he's gone.

[heady sage]

It was kind of funny for like the first few times

But then it just got anoying

[flint copper]

What was his issue

I barely check this channel

[rose onyx]

I blocked the first time I saw it

[cloud rapids]

What did u see?

[glad crystal]

"hOw dOeS L1 cAcHe wOrK? PrOvE yOuRsELf!"

[heady sage]

I literally could not talk about my boyfriend without him saying some shit like “Ewww gross”

[quaint hinge]

He didnt really do anything "Fuentes-ey" from what I saw. He was just annoying af. And rude.

[rose onyx]

A troll that was bad at being a troll

[heady sage]

So yeah he had to go

[worthy cargo]

Who had to go where?

[flint copper]

Make sure to remind him he is hoeless 🙏

[cloud rapids]

Uh huh

[glad crystal]

He had to go back to reading his books

[rose onyx]

I will not repeat the things that person said

[worthy cargo]

I went on a pro Israel server and said that the Iron Dome was a tiny umbrella and I got banned 😄

[cloud rapids]

No need

[flint copper]

Next tell them ur smoking on that yahu pack

[glad crystal]

He was basically just struggling with an inferiority complex. He is supposedly learning about OSes and hardware but wants to argue with people that are past that and already diving into actual Proof of Concept pen testing.

[cloud rapids]

Uh forget about it

[rose onyx]

Chips

No

[west venture]

What are you pro?

[spare acorn]

No spam gopher gifs

[cloud rapids]

Pringles?

[spare acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/gopher-groundhod-groundhog-eating-gopher-eating-gopher-eating-carrot-gif-26389545

[worthy cargo]

I am Professional.

[spare acorn]

He's talking about me I think

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/euu-gif-25682408

[flint copper]

Pro getting that bread

[mellow bane]

pringles

[flint copper]

Pro getting hoes

[west venture]

Professional mother

[cloud rapids]

Just realized

[flint copper]

Only thing anyone should be pro

[cloud rapids]

No,lays

[west venture]

Your profile picture looks familiar

[mellow bane]

i should get lunch

RUFFLES

[cloud rapids]

Ok 😊

[rose onyx]

You are now Fake Pringles

[glad crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/pringles-chips-chips-eating-snack-snacks-gif-12403193176112354698

[spare acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-love-look-at-that-gif-2349599027514983336

[glossy cipher]

Had issues earlier with machine not starting, seems to be working now!

[cloud rapids]

Wassup

[flint copper]

My attempt at trying to a guy who's ignoring my bounty attention

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-6533142189269812111

[flint copper]

Packed him into grok

[dense turtle]

send me the server, ima gonna go say the same 😂

[cloud rapids]

What about sugar one?

[meager kernel]

@terse dirge have you switched your gaming PC from windows to linux?

[terse dirge]

Yeah

[spare acorn]

That too

[meager kernel]

Nice

[terse dirge]

It's arch btw

[glad crystal]

Yup. Kicked windows out last week officially.

[meager kernel]

Cachy or just normal arch?

[cloud rapids]

Can u do gaming on Linux?

[meager kernel]

Good same

[meager kernel]

Ofcourse

Thanks to Valve

[flint copper]

Then crimson desert dropped and I'm kinda feeling left out

[rose onyx]

Yes

[cloud rapids]

Is it better than windows?

[meager kernel]

Valve is genuinely the best company out there

[worthy cargo]

Yes

[meager kernel]

In many ways, yes

[rose onyx]

Mo

[flint copper]

More the devs fault for putting denuvo on it last minute though

[worthy cargo]

Gaming on Linux is much better than on Windows

[cloud rapids]

Which distro should I use?

[glad crystal]

Yeah, I have some games I would like to play but I'll just have to settle for OSRS mobile rn.

[meager kernel]

Bro if Valve wasn't there, linux would not be as big as it is today
Genuinely

[worthy cargo]

Steam has come a long way

[dense turtle]

with a worst anticheat, but yes

[worthy cargo]

Proton is excellent

[cloud rapids]

Really?

[terse dirge]

Real arch Linux

[meager kernel]

Valve carries the whole gaming industry on its shoulder

[rose onyx]

Whichever looks prettier to you

[cloud rapids]

Only my GF looks pretty to me

[spare acorn]

Arch cuz arch

[worthy cargo]

How to pick a distro? Question of the century.

[mellow bane]

i use ubuntu for work

[meager kernel]

Its alright, Valve's CS2 is one of a million games which they offer on Steam

[flint copper]

KCD2 released a hot fix a while back that broke all controller support on Linux

[glad crystal]

Qubes = security + pen testing capabilities

Kali or Arch = pen testing

[meager kernel]

Good thing is all Valve games are native on linux cause ofcourse

[rose onyx]

Roll 3 d6 then pick from distro watch

[worthy cargo]

I use a distro that requires the least amount of maintenance on my part. A distro that easily installs and then gets out of your way

[glad crystal]

Those are my recommendations

[flint copper]

I think I'm just going to crack an older version atp though

[meager kernel]

I use Cachy

Its pretty good

[dense turtle]

true, i just play cs2 and from month to month

[meager kernel]

Didn't have to do much setup

[meager kernel]

I play weekly for the skin drops

[spare acorn]

FreeBSD?

[worthy cargo]

Nah. You can't game on FreeBSD

[rose onyx]

Ah a fellow fedora user

[terse dirge]

Arch is pretty easy to install with archinstall and doesn't require much maintenance unless you want bleeding edge

[glad crystal]

I miss cs 1.6

[worthy cargo]

Nope

[cloud rapids]

Can u play games on Kali Linux?🙂

[worthy cargo]

I'm a Kubuntu user

[mellow bane]

then again, most of my work is on web security so burp suite is my best friend

[meager kernel]

Words cannot describe my love for Valve
Almost all games are plug-n-play cause of Steam's proton layer

[worthy cargo]

Debian 16 years, and since 2016, I been on Kubuntu

[meager kernel]

You're not supposed to
Kali is meant for VM

[worthy cargo]

in the late 90s I distro hopped

[rose onyx]

I miss cs 1.5

[worthy cargo]

discovered debian in 2001

[terse dirge]

Sounds like fedora silver blue or whatever is the immutable one

[cloud rapids]

Yea ik about that

[glad crystal]

I had a crash course in burp today. Had to re-do the code from a writeup

[meager kernel]

@terse dirge you know about the Steam Machine?

GabeCube

[terse dirge]

No sadly

[cloud rapids]

No what is it?

[meager kernel]

Valve releasing their own hardware

Steam Controller

Steam Machine

Steam VR headset

[flint copper]

Hopefully they'll incentivise devs to support Linux

[meager kernel]

The Steam Machine is basically their PC

[dense kernel]

Does anyone can access gateway on prolab? I’ve try many times to connect my rastalab but cant reach to init IP machine

[spare acorn]

bro just hates Tactical shields

[terse dirge]

Nice

[meager kernel]

Its a small box console sized PC

With good hardware

[dense turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/izdi-morshall-prime-real-izdi-morshall-real-turgu-tekim-turgu-tekim-gang-realsavascebeci-gif-5462717467923653021

[meager kernel]

Custom GPU from AMD, strong AMD CPU and 16 GB DDR5

[glad crystal]

Try killing your ovpn, refreshing the page, restarting ovpn, then connecting to the box.

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-right-gif-21942187

[cloud rapids]

Is bill gates ur grandfather or something?

[meager kernel]

Honestly if Steam Machine is better than my PC, I'll buy it and sell my PC

[meager kernel]

??

[dense kernel]

I did it, including change from eu to us but it still happening

[flint copper]

Sell it to me

[cloud rapids]

Sorry I thought I was in the other server 🥲

[flint copper]

I can always use an extra server

[meager kernel]

[glad crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/bhop-bomb-gun-rifle-game-gif-15356609

[meager kernel]

I'll sell it to the highest bidder

[flint copper]

Specs?

[dense turtle]

but why you even telling this for 10th time if nobody can spawn machine?

[meager kernel]

Rtx 4060, 32 GB DDR4, Ryzen 7 5700x

[mellow bane]

mfw im still on the 2060

[glad crystal]

Because I did that on a machine that wasn't working and now its working. Someone else said they also got a machine working.

[maiden anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/ghostpolitics-ghost-money-dollar-s0ul-when-he-goes-to-the-bbc-store-gif-18403753

[meager kernel]

2060 is still pretty decent

[flint copper]

Drive slots?

[meager kernel]

I wanna upgrade to AMD GPU next time

[flint copper]

Does it come with a drive tray, or how many nvme slots on mobo

[meager kernel]

2 SSD slots

[mellow bane]

i mostly play older games and indies so i dont really need the beefier cards

[flint copper]

[dense turtle]

oh I didnt saw that, thanks for clarifying

[quaint hinge]

I just keep replaying OOT

[glad crystal]

Np. Might work, might not. Always worth a try again.

[quaint hinge]

I dont even have a console newer than PS2

[meager kernel]

Guys what can I do with an old PS3

[cloud rapids]

I don't even have a PS2

[worthy cargo]

Hack it

Mod it

Pirate games

[glad crystal]

Hack it bro

[meager kernel]

How so

[worthy cargo]

ps3 usb jailbrak

Google it

[meager kernel]

Idk how to jailbreak but I'll search youtube

[rose onyx]

Use a screwdriver

[glad crystal]

Figure out what firmware you have is step 1.

[dense turtle]

The person who spoke is no longer here

[meager kernel]

I have PS3 emulator installed on PC

[cloud rapids]

Btw what happens when u jailbreak it?

[meager kernel]

FBI appears on your door

[cloud rapids]

💀

[quaint hinge]

Breaking things in a meaningful way to see how they work and make them work different is the core of hacking.

[meager kernel]

True

[glad crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/yazarkeolog-gif-19419563

[meager kernel]

Ill do it today

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-build-a-pc-gif-11904172621874549368

[dense turtle]

knock knock

[glad crystal]

What the absolute fuck lmao

https://tenor.com/view/destroy-vm-destroy-pc-hulk-smash-break-pc-bhis-gif-15100435590605617883

[dense turtle]

absolute masterpiece

[quaint hinge]

If I have any advice to give about hacking hardware. Do it slowly. When you crack something bc you got frustrated with the housing... the hacking ends xD

[glad crystal]

You always gotta wash your PC every once in a while after hammering the RAM in

[quaint hinge]

It becomes an exercise in recycling or harvest of passive components.

[worthy cargo]

Alright time for me to go to sleep

GN

[cloud rapids]

Good night

[quaint hinge]

Nah, just toss it a towel and cab fare.

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/heat-computer-cooking-with-style-wtf-computer-chip-gif-17012327

[glad crystal]

Must be an i7

[rose onyx]

Looks more like a p4

[glad crystal]

I was making a bad joke lol

[cloud rapids]

Btw which is better VMware or oracle virtual box?

[quaint hinge]

I use VBox, but both are used pretty commonly

[rose onyx]

Qemu

[cloud rapids]

I'm gonna use VMware pro for kali

[remote bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5xXKHmL7fY0

[quaint hinge]

Qemu might scare people away lol

[cloud rapids]

Huh?

[glad crystal]

They're both fairly similar.

[cloud rapids]

Ok

[dry bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/vim-vi-quit-vim-quit-vi-exit-vi-gif-10245021584139731795

[rose onyx]

It really shouldn't, libvirt makes it pretty easy

[meager kernel]

True

Im ordering a new screwdriver set

PS3 has very weird screws

[quaint hinge]

Get the iFixIt kit

[glad crystal]

Shit, that's what I need to do.

[quaint hinge]

It is pretty solid. Been using it for a decade almost

[meager kernel]

I dont have any compatible screwdriver set for PS3 yet

[glad crystal]

I need to order a toolkit for electronic repairs

[dry bridge]

Yes it has

[glad crystal]

This on Amazon?

[heady sage]

It’s okay to be wrong

[quaint hinge]

Yeh

[cloud rapids]

Just break open the case

[dense turtle]

weld a bit and unscrew it

[heady sage]

Zawg is posted up

[rose onyx]

That's like from 3 years ago

[meager kernel]

It has this weird screw

[quaint hinge]

My dog has left his hairs all over my kit

[heady sage]

Gng what?

[quaint hinge]

That looks like torx tbh

[glad crystal]

Damn, $75? Why is it twice the price of these cheaper kits?

[rose onyx]

[heady sage]

I just took this picture of Thunder

[remote bolt]

ps3 also has a hidden screw, behind a sticker

[glad crystal]

I need to justify this price lmao

[cloud rapids]

Cause it lasts longer🤷🏻

[heady sage]

Tf you mean 3 years ago?

[quaint hinge]

Here is the culprit

[heady sage]

He’s ABOUT to turn 3

[meager kernel]

@quaint hinge How do I break open this

[heady sage]

What breed is he?

[quaint hinge]

Pit and mystery

[cloud rapids]

Use a hammer

[glad crystal]

Those are star bit screws

[heady sage]

Gng is WAYYYY too proud of himself

[meager kernel]

Dawg i dont wanna completely break it
It supported me for years

[remote bolt]

ps3 also has a hidden screw behind sticker

[meager kernel]

It does?

[meager kernel]

Oh wait yea i already opened that one

[quaint hinge]

Got him from the local dog jail. Nobody would adopt bc he was "scary". Dude folded under zero pressure with treats and hugs. He now sleeps against my legs and is as sweet as can be.

[remote bolt]

yes take out the sticker

[cloud rapids]

Just kidding man try a small flat head screw driver

[glad crystal]

My dog is an ass hole but I love him

[heady sage]

Pits are the sweetest dogs ever oml

[quaint hinge]

Never seen an exception in my life

[flint copper]

Gently

[meager kernel]

Found it

[quaint hinge]

Always the most loving bears

[meager kernel]

@remote bolt good find

Had to pry it open with my nail

[glad crystal]

Make sure you ground yourself to remove static electricity

[remote bolt]

i had the same issue years ago when my cd was stuck inside 😉

[quaint hinge]

@meager kernel if you can't find a proper head use the "pen melt socket" method. It will work, if space is available and grip is possible.

[meager kernel]

Hmm alright

[gaunt gale]

hi guys

[rose onyx]

Torx 8 security bit, you should be able to find it at most hardware stores.

[quaint hinge]

Ytube will have a guide. But... you melt a pen. Push it into the head, and it will dry fitting it perfectly

[meager kernel]

I wish I had bigger nails

[remote bolt]

u can still play black ops 1 & 2 online zombies or multiplayer, but a lot of hackers using modscheats via theater

[meager kernel]

Wtf is this, just found it rn

Its a port

Or something

Idk

[remote bolt]

remove every sticker u see

[meager kernel]

I found the hidden screw

Beneath the sticker

Lets go

[heady sage]

Boyfriend cooked pizza and I didn’t get to eat any as he went home and cooked himself this

[meager kernel]

4 screws in total

[gaunt gale]

hi I just got back from a hacker meetup

[heady sage]

:T

[gaunt gale]

he should have considered you

[meager kernel]

You got a boyfriend? Congratulations

[remote bolt]

xD

[rose onyx]

Get new bf.

[rotund forge]

torx?

[quaint hinge]

Look it up

Its common

[gaunt gale]

ya not a very considerate bf

[heady sage]

YOU SHUT YOUR TRAP OLD SPORT >:O

[meager kernel]

Its a star shape something

[gaunt gale]

sorry I just was trying to be helpful

[rotund forge]

ifixit.com

[heady sage]

HES BRINGING ME SOME TOMORROW

[gaunt gale]

ok

cool

good

[quaint hinge]

Thats the one I have.

[meager kernel]

Yea I'll check it out

[quaint hinge]

Used it for years

[heady sage]

Yeah he’s great

[meager kernel]

Hardware related stuff looks fun

[rose onyx]

Listen here, a good bf would still have made the pizza, but not send pics of it.

[meager kernel]

Glad to hear that

[gaunt gale]

let's not argue with her

I don't think its gonna go well

[quaint hinge]

Bruh. I am a good bf and I would send a pic of anything I am proud of. The first person I think about sharing something with is my gf

[heady sage]

He might be over for box release tomorrow, I might let him do the box with you guys instead

[rose onyx]

Vader can take as much as she dishes out it'll be fine

[quaint hinge]

O.o

I thought he was new? What is the next box level?

[gaunt gale]

you've got a good point so long as the pic isn't like "here's a pizza you won't get to eat" like he's mocking her

[heady sage]

(note: he does not know how to hack, he’s a nursing assistant)

[gaunt gale]

makes sense

[rose onyx]

So he knows how to hack a heart

[heady sage]

No he was like super proud of it and wanted to show me it since he wanted to cook for me.

[quaint hinge]

Im off tomorrow, but I am moving, so I gotta get my hacking in hopefully on Sat

[quaint hinge]

I dont imagine it was lol

[gaunt gale]

you know what that's fair

maybe he just likes to cook

that's cool

what else does he like to make?

[glad crystal]

Alright, ordered the iFixIt toolkit

[heady sage]

Steak and BBQ

Here I’ll show you

[glad crystal]

$90 with express shipping

[quaint hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/hype-get-turn-up-lit-gif-15908191

Ive used my happily for years in dozens of repairs and harvests

[gaunt gale]

nice

he must be a good chef

[rotund forge]

https://tenor.com/view/got-dayum-damn-oops-my-god-gif-16838455

[glad crystal]

Yeah, I had to justify the price. Apparently it's better steel and lifetime warranty. And they donate to right to repair causes. I was sold.

[rose onyx]

I take it back, that's a keeper so long as he's providing an all you can eat meat buffet.

[heady sage]

I don’t know how my goofy ass pulled him

[dense turtle]

today im cooking myself a lasagna for the new box

[quaint hinge]

Goofy is a huge plus

[gaunt gale]

nice

[glad crystal]

I'm out of nicotine pouches 🙁

[quaint hinge]

It works on me too these days. I support what I support.

[gaunt gale]

uh oh. your not gonna end up smoking again right?

[glad crystal]

Same. I'm big on "right to repair" and high quality material tbh

[quaint hinge]

NOT THE GROCERY STORE. Trying to manipulate me into $5 every time I buy overpriced food...

[glad crystal]

No, it's 1 AM. Im not leaving the house lol

And if I did, I would buy pouches lol.

[cloud rapids]

She's obsessed with her bf 😂

[rose onyx]

Chew on cigarettes, quit both at once instantly

[glad crystal]

The markup on quality food is insane.

[cloud rapids]

Which ones do u uses velo or zyn?

[quaint hinge]

You can get garbage for dirt cheap, but noooo. Try to be healthy and you pay 60 dollars a night for just dinner.

[glad crystal]

Velo has nasty chemicals but I still use them. I prefer Zyn tbh. All food-based binders.