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If I wasn't a picky eater I would stay on salads and fruits. Why not optimize the vessel
pasta has good fiber tbh and I also have chia seeds in the fridge for fiber
I sometimes mix them into water and drink them
I heard that's good but I rather take my chances with a smoothie. Looks too much like dirty water
you can blend them into your smoothie
when you add water to them it makes them I think the word is jelly
like they gel up
That sounds gross but I'd probably try it still
I used to mix them into instant pudding and eat them
like I would make pudding and them put them into it
I had a smoothie with dates recently. Dates are now a necessity for my smoothies.
I do not recommend because they won't get enough water in the pudding
if you do mix them maybe try adding them before you make the pudding
those are great too
I haven't had a date before. What do they taste like?
Like a big ass raisin except sweeter
nvm it's butterscotch
we're gardeners
-_-
If I was gardening, it would be the devil's lettuce
Dudes that chew like this love talking about World of Warcraft
😫
🙃
hack the garden was great while it lasted
Not true. The most obnoxious chewer I know is 64 and has no idea what WoW is
Old people don't count and you know it. They all chew funny
You've exposed yourself lol
I chew very politely and WoW is cool
It is cool but the people that love talking about it lack social cues.. normally
Retirement age is between 65-67
Ill see myself out
No don't go.. our banter was keeping me awake
I have to go back to work in 1 minute. Am on break xD
Bye 👋
I'm sitting here, contemplating my whole life UpTo now, while waiting for this blind sqli to return something useful and complete. Never thought hacking could get this philosophical
Deep thinking always happens while waiting on results. I was literally waiting on results from winPEAS and thinking about what I want my next 5 years to look like
😭
im finally securing my plex nonsense
Cloud I am actively monitoring you
Good man
Let me know if he gets out of hand or tries any funny business
For sure
Mr Robot is NOT a hacking show
I've said this multiple times
It is a mental health show that happens to have a cyber security guy as it's protagonist
I prefer psychological thriller
Watch Maniac, it's great
I'm curious what would be considered a 'hacking show' then
Something I found very questionable is why doesn't Elliott sister have a job in IT? She's almost on par or sometimes even better than him at hacking
Did someone say caniac?
No
Maniac is a show on Netflix staring Jonah Hill and Emma Stone
Test Singularity Rootkit
Real hidden gem on Netflix tbh
Is she hot?

I don't think actual hacking shows are possible. People will fall asleep once they realize actual hacking is boring asf to watch
idk if it qualifies but The Machinist was one of the biggest mindfks I ever saw
Because she can't regulate her emotions and the corporate space requires masking
If you like rootkits, you'll love testing it
Until they see the cyber nuke
As if Elliott can regulate his emotions 
I will look into it. I was making a rootkit that basically messes with apparmor so user processes don't get detected that are whitelisted in a "hide pids" array
Isn't that with most things. They skip the paperwork in cop shows, skip the pre-flight safety checks when pilots are flying, etc. Everything needs to be tailored for the screen so skipping the dry parts only seems natural
He can mask
Hooking and messing with do_syslog may be a necessity if I'm going to be messing with apparmor
To truly hide a PID, you need to close all gaps, including in the cgroup; closing all gaps is quite complex. But Singularity handles that easily.
Except in hacking, the most exciting parts about the job, like getting root on a server, just looks boring
To the outside
I just do it in openat instead of getendents or whatever most stuff uses
A non tech person looking at the a terminal of someone typing whoami and it returning root has no difference between typing whoami and it returning something like www-data
But this becomes ineffective if you use any other syscall to identify hidden PIDs, such as pidfd_open
unfortunately, hooking openat/getdents is not enough
I feel like Mr. Robot just skips the information gathering and evasion portion. It gets right to the exploitation and pivoting
That's why, to create something truly stealthy, it's much more complex, but the result is good for testing
Also it gets exploit development very innacurate. He be typing exploits like writing an email and it also works in the first try. The amount of research and manual trial and error that goes into writing a PoC/exploit is insane
Yeah, when he was building the code for the femtocell exploit without any IDE I called bullsh*t
Lmao
yeah and the time he opened a god damn portal into another dimension with a computer from the 80s
My favorite episode is when Elliot and Darlene gained access to the server room of that company and then Elliot had to run like a psycho to get a way. Love close-in attacks
And the time where he blames his sister for being a script kiddie for copying some code off GitHub or someshit into her exploit. Ironically what Darlene did there was some of the most realistic parts about hacking
It's 90% copying parts or even full code from other people and adjusting it for yourself
But realistically she could have encoded/obfuscated it to a point where it wasn't immediately flagged
Woke up and seeing the green world is gone

Who tf keeps pinging
Bro is
ping -t 8.8.8.8
so theres a new AI Red Team cert dropping some time today?
Do NOT ping that DNS server
Y
Let's just say the last person who did that did NOT have a good time
That’s oddly cryptic
TF you talking about? It's just google's DNS
Just giving u a warning
Trolling
I'm well aware
Rule 1
I can imagine how you sounded saying that.
Give me a break dude
no
And why is that
📸 
lol
The weebs escaped #anime 
RAM
Is that true @tough oyster ?

tfw i drink smoothies alone 
As 1 should
they always say "hey wanna grab a drink at the bar?" and never "hey, want to grab a drink at the juice bar?"
lolll
No thank u
shodan alerts me every once in a while about my plex server
So now it gets a VPS that I control
Along with a domain I own
So I can officially yell my favorite thing ever
DOMAIN EXPANSION
Can you share your VPS with me to host an openclaw instance
Making a website?
yo good job on your challenge being accepted
You can use Hugo and GitHub actions + GitHub pages for that 😉
nah
I still need my paperwork to be sent
how fast did you get paid?
I didn’t yet lol
they need to send me my paperwork to sign
oh gotcha
I guess its taking a bit cuz I’m a minor
and it’ll be my parents/guardians who need to sign much of it
💀
Hey, is anyone else having trouble spawning machines?
Thank you
The TTCV box is testing my patients
probably would help if you spelled it right; cctv
I am done waiting around lol
Is vip+ worth it
what do you need it for?
Old Boy (the American version) was a pretty twisted ending
I AM this box is 10% hacking and 90% waiting
Also I got banned from Google
?
I tried using colab to crack hashes
well collab is not for cracking hashes
it enables people to do legit work and most times for free
Cracking hashes Isn't legit work?
you abusing it makes it impossible for other people to have a free service to do legit work
ban is deserved
no
Then why do box creators store passwords in hashes without plain text 
collab should be used for machine learning to solve real world problems
not crack a hash for some random ctf that wont help anyone
ha
2ab96390c7dbe3439de74d0c9b0b1767
😏
checkmate
this is my real password in md5
nobody can crack it
beans69420
I think it's more of a security issue. If they allowed it, people would run paid instances 24/7 cracking databases of leaked credentials with massive gpus
*Crack Station
Crackstation does not have the ability to crack bcrypt
buy a gpu
Let's not talk about specifics on active machines
Oh right.
its that simple
Yeah that box is a patients’ tester
Yup
Can I DM you?
Sure thing 👍🏼
What is the new cert they will release?
good luck to anybody doing that one
the content was good, im curious to see what the challenge is
you mean the job role path? I'll have to take it at some point
Hey guys
Morning
How are we doing?
Tomorrow is a banking holiday so I'm off 
no more hack the garden? D:
whats the most possible way to enter into IT guys? I've been studying cybersecurity after passing out my college and did some few certs that was in most job posts in my area and done some hands on projects as well. But I can't able to land any jobs in cybersec field because every job needs an experience. I am not gonna blame the industry but myself since so much people warned me that getting it into cybersec is hard as a fresher but I didn't cared about them, now I am paying the price. Anyways, I also knew IT in general expect experience to get a job so any suggestion from your experience guys? What should I do now and what will you do, if you were in my shoes? I need a job desperately now because its like a 2 year gap since I graduated. Any idea will help and Thank you so much if you are reading this!
same
nice one. enjoy!
start with what you can get and see what the market actually needs
Monday is a bank holiday too
my holiday starts next week so that's great
dont listen to me unless you are willing to be a "hacker", but lie about your expeirence but make some kickass vibe coded projects and do research in a niche field you can be an expert in
but at the end of the day its about who you know
brath showing his age again 🤣
did u breakup because of the job quality 
Yumi worked for AWS, i worked for Lab126, we were basically brothers
hello
sure, sorry for posting it here before.
Thank you for sharing your insights, I am currently trying all this out as much as I can to find any job that can get me some experience.
What date?
AWS is deprecating WorkMail in 2027 so it's time to switch to Proton
oh okay, I am gonna try that out. Thank you!
yeah, IG I will get so much experience from my failures more.
@jagged storm you've convinced me to do windows, linux stuff is kinda annoying 
you guys make your resume relevant to all the jobs you apply by modifying each time with the job post keywords to catchup with ATS or is it not necessary?
okay, I am gonna try both.
like general templates as well as keyword matching for some jobs.
Freak, you dont get jobs through resumes
those are essentially meaningless in todays landscape
Dont try to maximize it, focus on being present around the right people
so networking is the key?
It always has been
For a very short amount of time (1990-2022) resumes mattered alot
think of each season like a meta in a video game
right now, due to massive market fraud, the winners are next wave startups
not individual employees, the corporations have all the power again
its an ebb and flow
like my best advice is make something really really cool, and hope its good enough to present to VC's
dont work for someone for shit pay that kills your soul
Completed CCTV, but the sort of abnormal effort just to get user was worth it I suppose, bc I executed something (idek how) and got put straight into a root shell while looking for user.... Soooo yeah
I also thought that way because if i succeed networking with people then I can probably get an interview to the company via reference Where I can actually speak about my skills to an interviewer rather rejected by a bot by reasoning lack of experience.
During covid the meta was recruiters, it completely bypassed HR
That didnt change too much, its just that people realized how to bypass the Recruiters
If you want to get into a specific role, you need to heist your way in
It may be disingenuous, but its real advice
Thanks for being real. I guess I need to cook some production level project to impress the recruiters and networking as much as I can at the same time.
like i said dont impress recruiters
they are as stupid as HR people are, like dude they are literally braindead
Lets do a quick scenario man
where do you want to work
ill tell you what id do
soc analyst
Good choice, competetive, but easier than pentester right now
For absolutely sure, I recommend BLT1 or CDSA, you need a cert for this one. Mostly because it clears the GRC risk you appear to be having absolutely none
Guys I got root before user. How do I get the user flag?
The companies hiring SOC's are huge, right now, there are few roles that hire direct SOC/blue team/white cell employee head count
you will work for an MSSP or a Compliance firm
with that said, determine which one would be easy to weasel into
Compliance firm IG
I am aware of a local company that does alot of Blue headcount
they are called Apex Systems
as your first role, i would target them
they are global iirc, not ust local, i mispoke
just that they have a satellite office near me
In Oregon?
Now how do I know you're from Oregon?
I dont know and if you want to tell me you can
I am really far away than you, India
I'm good
That's going to work against you
And I cannot really help you as I only understand the H1B process
In india, all I know is many jobs get outsourced
and I know its literally hell to get them
yeah, huge population with half are jobless
In such a case, you are almost forced to be a trailblazer
If you have the cpability, you should just go for it
there is not much certainty in cyber right now
im sure you have seen the wild 2 weeks it has had
yep
that will not result in more head count
it will actually lead to reductions
its messed up
i dont know man, AI can really truly solve just about any IT issue
youd have to be getting hands on
yeah, I should figure out something. But what you said was true, networking is the key.
Thanks for trying to help mate 🙂
i truly wish you luck
i can promise you it is not easy for anybody
even people with jobs
i am self employed and i work 16 hours a day if im lucky
more often then not, its 20
with certainty i can say to you, nobody has any money
lol, thats true.
damn man, you really work hard
Can you employee me to help you brath?
I can do that 👀
and it would be unpaid as fuck, maybe you get free rent
the stuff we are working on right now is pure potential
Nobody is swimming in money right now
and if they say they are, they have rich parents
a great wealth transfer is completing right now, and i am feeling it too
Yk brath I get paid $150/month to do all the IT work, manage the payments of the employees and workers of the place I work, do rhe electrical work, fix the security cameras, manage the surveillance system, manage the networking, teach new employees how to use a computer, fix the computers and anything even remotely related to tech
150 a month??
Yup
brother what is going on
brath status online 2am
Given I am not from America or EU, but it's still below minimum wage where I live
i am sorry, like i know i have it good being in a country like america, its just a sorry state
🥲
Keep the payments for a mo th and disappear 
\jk
You think the job market will heal and be an employees market again anytime soon or is it cooked another 5 years minimum?
i have nothing but negative feelings about the future of us all
sorry man
At least you're staying positive
i really am trying lol
I somehow landed on a low paying gov IT job
But will quit it in 2-3 yrs
I just don't pay my student loans lmfao
no job no money, not my problem 
i live in a state that agressively protects from debt collectors
I moved here specifically to stop paying student loans 
what state?
+1
muh OPSEC 
The only issue for me would be wage garnishment for federal loans
But guess what
No job

yeah, i mean the genuine move right now is to break the laws and rules that were created to protect your livelihood
thats what hacking is
you are just living in good faith
just dont mess with other people struggling like you
When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty
Well we arent quite there
we can still be passive
i dont want to radicalize anybody, but you should start prepearing for the worst
In the US it won't get that bad
brother, it starts here and shatters the world
its not going to happen the other way
im happy to hear why you think that
Tell me why you think it wont
sure
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we have no financial protections anymore, our market is manipulated by our senate, congress, and presdient every week through speculative giga casino in which all our financial firms trade using automated systems
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trust in our communities has never been lower, child care is so high, that you have to be a top 15% earner to support a single child without subsidies
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every corporation has accelerated offshoring, outsourcing, and layoffs while claiming its due to inflation or AI
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prices on every single basic good has outpaced inflation, in fact its so bad that basic needs are considered luxury now
i can go on
let me know if you disagree
The US has the most wealth, a highly educated populace skimmed from the best of the best of other countries, a wicked military presence, a huge set of reserves, and leaders that understand that if the money is clotting the gears will stop turning. We're also trying to revivify out industrial potential and have huge investments in us from other powerhouses.
To your points:
- We're having a financial war with the City of London. It's grim.
Wait... Are you suggesting transfer all the funds released for all the salaries into my account and then disappear?
Wait
- Yea
i also want to make sure you understand our military is pathetic right now
No
Yes!

- AI is still just a tool. Adapt and overcome will be the strat that separates the wheat from the chaff
Bc I have admin access to manage funds!
- Yea
what do we do with billions of people under 125 iq?
My iq is 61
i guess id start there
Our military has been the most active in the world for the last 5 decades. No military on Earth will match our logistics. We also have plenty of meat for the meat grinder, as dark as that truth is. That's what will be done with them. At least that's the direction we're heading in
Not that I agree
But nobody wants to do the hard work and everyone feels entitled to things they didnt earn. That only leads to so many outcomes
Iran effectively blinded the Us/Israel in week one with cheap DIY drones, we are not "crushing" it over there right now. We are suffering casualities, which rarely happened in that 5 decades man
Ngl the Chinese and Russian militaries combined will overpower the US
The reality is the US is a paper tiger right now
Russia and China have different economic and strategic objectives. China is working hard enough to manage their economy right now. They don't have the means for a war
And because of you. We don't have oil. Like what the fuck. I have to wait in fuel ques for like 30 minutes and I cannot get fuel to a can like I used to. Also there are rations on fuel. It's literally the fault of the US
We've also been very nice to Iran as a whole, all things considered. They've only lost one of their desalinization plants
this is not really a hill i want to argue on, but i am simply stating that the US and Israel is really really struggling right now, and that is the truth
We expected to crush Iran like we did in Venezuela
they are outwitting us
Not one I partucularly appreciate either, but war is war, and we're still quite moral about it all
"nice"
US responsible for deadly attack on Iranian school: Amnesty International | US-Israel war on Iran News | Al Jazeera https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/16/us-responsible-for-deadly-attack-on-iranian-school-amnesty-international
I think its easy to be ruthless yes, but its hard to be ruthless when you are blind
Iran has always been incredibly smart. In any case, I agree that this is nuts
The US has been doing strategic strikes through other peoples intel
Russia is feeding Iran intel against the US cause we've been supporting Ukraine too
It's a cluster for sure
Thats partly why Trumperino is REEEing so hard when other countries will not work with him
absolutely, and so is china
We're still better off than every nation but Russia and China
zero public support too
Well its really is just that simple
its NATO vs. BRICS
there is not much else to say
the axis are declared
There is a possibility that much of the strategy of this war is to disrupt energy supply chains to NATO for as long as possible..
this is just another proxy war in which we fumbled extremely
Idk about better off than every nation. Scandinavian countries for instance are probably much ahead
Anyone recently ordered a certification package from HTB? I have been waiting for two months, now finally 'receiving' an status update that the order is being shipped from the USA?? And that I have to pay import duties?? Previous orders I did not have this issue. Anyone else experienced the same?
I just think its wild we started this unprovoked, called it "ePiC fUrY" (i wonder why)
Wait until they run low on reserves and then want to get some energy from Russia and nato denies it
i think because in the past the package was manufactured/stored in separate locations and came in two parts and now its coming from one?
Well that's in this very specific war scenario. I mean overall, people in those countries seem to have it much better than people in the US.
I think you understand what you are saying, but i think we are seeing it from different perspectives
and with that said, its probably fine to leave it at that
my most genuine concern right now is the cyber warfare that is sufacing publicly recently
I think alot of that has to do more with the fact that they have free education, healthcare, and people that arent used as debtslaves for the majority of their lives
that in my mind will cripple the US more than Oil
Iran, Russia and China probably have a joint cyber operation already
Okay yeah I'm a bit sceptic because the sender is unknown for me but I think it's the HTB package.
Thanks for the explanation
China does basically all cyber-warfare, the same way israel does. It's just through various vassal states, both sides.
when i looked at the cape one it said something about import duties
so yeah that tracks
to be fair, cyber warfare is a luxury of energy
absolutely it is
Yeah I see it now too but it's weird coming from america haha
You will never know the true casualties until the dust settles
and even then, its told by the victor
warfare is deception
Yk china pays devs not to fix vulnerabilities in their software and even to install backdoors in popular software. They pay millions
you ahve to understand the division is simple
if people were less greedy and more cooperative and rational we wouldnt be here
I hate to say it but I watched this video by this quant analst that says the high variance of the IQ distribution is a source for many of society's problems
Insanely blackpilling
china: hardware
israel/US: software
they both espionage the fuck out of their respective domain
the meta is quickly moving in favor of hardware
i've worked with israeli software companies in biopharmaceuticals and they're cooking up some wild shit
I really hope things resolve with some sanity
do you think the US international surveillance apparatus stopped at hollywood?
anyway my perspecitive on the matter is that the US is still growth oriented..out economy still has that latitude even though we're in a war
Ik they do it too. I am just saying
they're also almost fully propped up by the US taxpayer
guess who isn't supporting them in here 
Lol
Like there are local businesses open by Israeli citizens all over the place here. The government for some reason isn't really doing anything about it too, even though they've started a new life here while on tourist visa 
The earth is flat no?
Yes but I am just saying
so it should be
its 11am somewhere
yknow whats funny too
when you move abroad as a canadian citizen, you get to vote in your last riding forever
counted the same as someone who still actively lives there
thats some BS
hahaa same as british migrants living in spain
(imo - there should be reps for people specifically living outside of the country to represent their interests, but ohwell)
yeah for sure, because i know you are 150 iq emma and i respect the helloutta that
im too tired to understand if your being sarcastic
but like ive said countless times, time & place, this is neither
no that sounds like something he'd say
Why was my message deleted 😭
i should do an IQ test sometime for the memes
"Tyranny naturally arises out of democracy." and all that 
havent had one done since i was a kid
Bro wtf
Yeah democracy sucks
Not everyone should vote. Only educated people should be able to vote.
Well, time to read The Republic I guess
Or at least pass a basic test of common sense and basic facts
yknow a similar thing can be accomplished by just improving public education
and making it more accessible
Bc votes affect everyone
only the people i deem capable should get to vote
People don't like to learn 
i am very smart
i disagree, not everyone likes to learn things that are traditionally valued
or profitable
We welcome you with open arms
VegeLasagne, CAPE 2026
nor does everyone learn well sitting in a class room
the intellectual class are the only people who should get to decide what happens, they always make decisions in everones best interest
capes easy, i drool
I don't mean learn to get a job and get a degree. No, there are people who can't read or write, who believe that Crystals have healing powers, who think the earth is flat, and keep claiming that modern science is a conspiracy theory that is meant to keep people from knowing the truth.
They should not be able to vote and I don't want my future be potentially decided by someone with the mental state of a meth head.
if i ran a school i would make a major called "decivil engineering", its just clever solutions that empahsis darwinism.
not wearing a seatbelt? the spike in your steeing wheel deploys instead of the airbag
dancing like a zombie in philly? hook them up to synaptic shock suits and remote control them using abs nervous system nerve targetting prongs - set up a runescape AI that controls them like the sims to do productive things while they enjoy their braindeath
@lime trout
and im saying the solution to this is making education more accessible to everyone
imagine how many vials of water 100 philly bots could produce an hour
i have created an arbitrary line, i have not predicted its movement or that it may be manipulated so that i am on the other side of it one day, there is no problem with this
if you dont do well sitting at a desk in a class, or have other shit going on
your going to hate school pretty fast
- lack of school standards hurts, too
or rather dimishing ones
emma dont look up truancy rates in the US
I got a Makefile for compiling windows drivers with mingw 👀
i will never send my kid to public school
the starship troopers blueprint
is that even enforced lmao
my point is just, address the underlying causes
truancy comes from its own range of social issues
i think if we can learn anything fromthe US its that punishing crime doesnt stop crime
If you need some beginner material, I can pass it your way.
Your loss
everyone has the capacity to learn, people arent born stupid
something somewhere along the line happened
its the state machines loss, they will put my autistic superintelligent child on a IEP to make 20k a year off them and ruin their life without a second thought
Nah u just gotta break out of that, what you described is average living in capitalism
i worry for any child you impart personality on
my 900iq figment of my imagination child will not be subjugated, you hear me!
isnt it like, 31:1 student:teacher ratio now
they dont have enough people to meet peoples needs
Anime
Our children will have cool playdates while we jam in your garage dude, itll be chill
ive seen to it you cant get through the border
noooooo
plus we're out of fuel and no one can fly here lest they get stuck
its okay vege, i have a e-uni, once you get out of the arid regions its pretty smooth sailing
I get that shcools aren't good now, but what exactly is anyone supposed to do about it? Education is more accessible than it has ever been. The internet has literally all the knowledge there is. What are we supposed to do, plug in a brain computer interface and forcefully write the knowledge into people's brains?
brath u should use silicon carbon batteries
not much we as indivs can do tbh
The internet has more misinformation than information.
but its still worth acknowledging the problem
golam i will continue manifesting infrared pure pillars of light from my chest like any good astral projector
Stand
As a parent you can always educate your child right?
not really, no
if you have to work 3 j obs to keep food on the table & pay rent
you just dont have the time
you are not allowed to talk to your child during mandated ipad hours
they might have their own thoughts for once
very dangerous
emmmaaa
I got my I-20
nice
Work 4 jobs and hire a nanny from that extra job money
I think the entire model of school is built for a time that doesn't exist. The argument used to be for a well-rounded curriculum because you wouldn't get the opportunity to learn things after, but we do have the internet in that regard.
childcare is more then rent
work in childcare and take urs too
childcare is about 30-50k in the us annually now
There was no reason for me to learn about the process of osmosis
😄
its mad
Thats what i said
oh did you?
got your f1/j1 yet?
Yeah ok. Not getting kids 
nahh
not yet, will apply for it tho today asap
got my I-20 today
love that guy
😼
that you? I dont buy it

Ehehe I'll have a dozen
gl passing the social media screen
Gotta save from now ig
Do canadiana really say oot instead of out
get oot?
those canadians are a dead tribe
the remnants live in northern middle america
minnesoota
that sounds like an average persons salary
Canada = America lite
just about yeah
Canada = basically France
so doesnt that mean most childs in murica is care less
i envy the mexicans who all raise each others children in my neighborhood, i am outcast for not being a tribesmember, woe is me
sucked in
It means one parent almost always stays home
then dont you become even more poor
oof, yeah
not the easiest part
i dunno how thats even possible
eh, your bigger issue is the DoS being slow af these days
You get tax benefits for having a kid, and eventually you qualify for aid
thats true
but
I have months of time
yes months
that doesnt make a dent in the costs
you shouldnt, still
adjust your w4
the ideal return is 0
I think I'm the only one in the US that does this. Nobody does.
anything else is giving an interest free loan 😭
Everyone treats a big tax return as like a holiday season
i got like, $10 back for FY25
But if you are a stay at home parent with 0 income, you'll get a beefy check no matter what, because of that extra credit.
that makes me happy
shouldnt you just file MFJ and your spouse claim all the deductions on their w4, though?
It won't help, but people here celebrate it
its out!
you get the money in your cheques, instead
People who generally are in a stay at home parent situation are usually still behind the poverty level for combined income. They will get a check regardless, and then you add the $5k
that makes 0 sense
how can you afford to have a stay at home parent, but be below the poverty line
having a parent stay at home is expensive
Social services. Snap, Medicaid, etc...
Tbh. I like getting my return bc I have poor spending habits. It saves me from myself xD
Its like a piggy bank, but the govt is the pig, and I dont get to smash it
they forgot to change the CWPE logo at the bottom
i mean, i guess during non-grade-school years it makes sense
if income is less then daycare cost
what page is that from
thanks
Daycare is expensive as hell, and there's this awkward middle spot where one person in the relationship makes basically just exactly what the daycare costs. They will become upset by this, because at that point, why not just stay home?
9 exams? whats on 6,7,8
qa on life support
You basically have to make a good bit more than daycare costs to justify using it.
yeah
- benefits cliff

Yeah, it's awkward and bad all around.
it shouldnt make sense but it does
advanced CDSA eventually, maybe CPTE instead of CAPE as an offering for advanced CPTS, as CAPE is all AD, maybe exploitation certs?
I was a stay at home dad, because of this exact situation.
sad I can only do it after I have finished the CWEE cause I don't want to waste my gold annual 
i suspect there might be something purple in the works
maybe as a part of the advanced cdsa
there is one missing
react native xaml
this is gonna be slow
Emma, the children yearn for maldev
so prolly advanced CDSA
its what makes the most sense imo
that or exploitation to compete with OffSec on that front
shall be fixed shortly
ah well ill get that wifi cert for shits and giggles
i could pass it in my sleep
did anybody see that turbotax suno ai, anime style ad?
Link
Unfortunately
i hate that music is so formulaic that a turbo tax ad is stuck in my head with the worst lyrics ever

did not work 1 minute ago, I swear
We need a cloud cert
I was wondering if there was still a way to "hack into" the htb website like you had to years ago. Is that still existing somewhere in legacy format?
its unstable like beta apps as usual
prolly will be fixed when they release fr
bro just get aws free tier, you dont need a cert to fuck with api gateway and security policies
hey so, i checked again, but education@hackthebox.eu doesnt work either, is there any valid email??
2million htb machine
O.o
what are you trying to reach us regarding
Ill have to take a look. I thought it was pretty fun.
0xdf doesnt work for us anymore
He works for anthropic no?
Yes he works for antropik
im back
timeout is over 
Oooof
Lmaooooo
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Sources
the leaker is as sigma as the chad who made deepseek open source
they leaked it themselves
they included a sourcemap on a NPM version
something like a sponsor~ for uni ctf event
FUCKKKKKKKK PLS
HELP
FURRCKVKKKK
although its not related to htb
how long mitre takes to respond to a cve request
dont those take like a month or two 😭
furrrrccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i cant wait that long
a couple months maybe
also i reported more bugs and im not getting the confirmation email anymore
🤷
furckkk ill just jump from a building now omfg
patience young padawon
I've been reading up on SSDT hooks 👀 it reminds me of when you could modify the system call table on Linux. I've been trying to search for if windows had something like ftrace for kernel drivers
Are you testing your stuff against a target with protection?
no, just trying to figure it all out
Because writing a driver is one thing, but actually getting it loaded stealthily is entirely different.
I would start with basic loaders, just trying to beat defender
oh back to box
After that, hone your skills to lower detections on virustotal
This will get you the basics going
At least enough to beat defender lol
This is his github, if you need any of the code from the videos: https://github.com/cr-0w/maldev
Nah lol. Around 2 months I'd say
how hard are the Insane HTBs?
Haha my driver bricked windows a few times already 
insanely hard : )
some insane machines before took 1day+ for the first flag
depends on the machine/challenge
depends on your knowledge

Vitamin D time 🌞
Nvm i was using john from apt. Built one from the source and it worked
claude indeed has a lot of system prompts 😂
Hi, is there a way to revert module's/path completion? Kinda want to revisit some of the modules without spoilers(and in some modules answers/question were changed)
I think it is not possible to revert moduels or path completion
Bro why I can't I change my primary email bruh it's showing "you cant use this email" everytime....I don't have any account on the new email
Is the discord got hacked yesterday I swear it said hack the garden?
u know which day it was?
that never happened
check the d ate lol
Ohh I see now🤣🤣
Htb coae cert exam how much ? I can’t login account to see.
Is there an official HackTheBox account on LinkedIn?
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Thank you! I couldn’t find it as there are accounts under HackTheBox - didn’t know if any were legit
np
Emmaaaaaaaa
Boyfie will not go to sleep no matter what I tell him.
happy easter all beautiful gardeners
That message was not directed towards you Gng
U sent a message in a public server dude
Ich bin kein Gardner
🇩🇪
It means you went 2 ranks down because 99 is 2 below 97

bro, you are very smart
thx man
99 is higher than 97 so that means better
only 1 above you
congrats
Man
how goes y'all

What's wrong
Oh
I mean an exam about web applications
I love the lesson but the teacher sucks
She doesn't even know how to teach
And wonder how'd she managed to become a teacher

What did they teach
Backend. Like.. it's literally write-and-forger
The C# language. I was excited to learn the language. Turns out the teacher just wants to teach and get to her home
Ugh
What a selfish one
Doesn't even care about how we will learn
Tony Stark had unlimited API tokens
Jarvis the type of AI to waste tokens on bitchin
@austere sinew
Probably for the best C and cpp are superior
Uh kind of
Like I'm more like a PWN guy


What u don't like 64 bit systems?
Uh.. I just got a weird DM from a weird person
nah i like it
weird who ?
me ?
Guys report @finite current for flirting with O25 in dms
nah i am not flirting
Buddy what are u talking about
i flirt only girls
🗣️
he does pwn challenges
Not that
You know what, not talking w/ both of u after I solve my issue
what issue,skill issue ?
Bro is NOT having a good day
😂
Bro got a singular discord message and now his world is turned upside down
Folded under 0 pressure
okay what is the issue tell me
which challenge/machine u are doing
@austere sinew
that didn't worked

I was in the stream and added to the list for the coupon but I never got it whispered to me or anything
hey guys whats the best dns for privacy?
@sturdy thistle @finite current @west venture ping
ya
yes mam
any work
give them some clothes man
its natural clothes
@austere sinew
Anyone doing anything fun today?
Nah being sad
My heart goes out to you
yeah i am fighting with terminators
That sounds like a great acid trip!
The clankers are invading 
I bought a book on CEH v13, im reading that for fun xD
oh ,how much ?
the price
the book was 38 dollars roughly, not too bad for 500 pages
but then i saw the price on the actual exam voucher for that shit was like 1200 dollars? which means im never taking the cert 
I can read the book, but F that price
yeah CPTS is better then CEH
Can I use a windows 11 iso on my oracle VM?
There exists no privacy in 2026
Cloudflare but even then, it’s not private it’s just slightly more so
Yeah, Windows 11 is good to have on a VM so you can use Windows only stuff in an isolated environment
what about proton vpn?
Proton has given over customer info multiple times already
just use 7 proxies
whats that?
imagine not using mullvad
u wanna know if i become moderator then what will the work i do first
they look for people who help community members and just pick them. there's no process or applying or anything.
Swedish VPNs ftw
yeah as i am helping u to talk
what about tor
ah Sweden, the European country with the most draconinan intelligence laws in Europe
yeah but its also gives anonimity
isnt it ?
i know about the diff of tor and vpn
who's gonna tell him
i think if a nation state wants to identify you, then it doesn't really matter. they have the capability to find you through metadata, etc.
thats why use vpn before using tor
Get this if you're really interested in privacy https://inteltechniques.com/book7.html
lets say I wanted to go the crypto direction of cybersec
are there jobs? do I have to become a total sweat?
I feel like you have to be a total sweat for any field of IT right now
or better yet just know someone
nepotism is a great way to get hired
yeah otherwise A.I will be there
fair enough
Where was I?
Oh uh
@alpine pumice Do you accept DMs?
I wanna report someone
I mean
For Discord moderation issues you do not need to ask permission, you can just DM an admin/mod
programming a silly lil robot to go round a maze for uni
Oh alr
I mean they don’t log but they’ll gladly hand over the ip connected to the proton vpn ip if there’s a reason for someone to ask
🤡 world
Yes, maybe. I never thought about researching that
Yeah why
feds in the chat?
pretty sure there are
HTB CAOE goodluck!!
And I'm pretty sure you are one of them
no
I hope htb likes my machine
what machine is it
fed spotted
yes im a fed
It's a linux one, submitted already
What's the process of making a machine?
you tell claude what you want and BAM machine is ready
Yoo
After ai what should We learn now
the flag inside is encrypted
the only way to get the flag is to not bypass the entrypoint script and pass the password as the argument, in which you cant get interactively inside the machine
Imma submit one from VulnHub fr
It's a bit tricky. First find an idea that is original for htb and it's realistic (meaning you could find it in a real app) then make it, put together a vm, ensure there is no unintended ways and make a writeup. They have some guidelines about how to make it.
Yes?
No like how do you submit it? Is it a VM?
You put it in a zip file and give them a link
Something that can't be leaked easily
Or password protected
The machine should be in a ready state I believe
I have made it so they only have to turn it on
I mean like saving it in the snapshot where is ready
How to be a Goose Farmer 
Hackthebox is better than tryhackme
everyone knows that





