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sharp shuttle
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yep

molten bobcat
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Yeee

dusk sierra
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Nice compost is the dream of all gardeners 🪴

sturdy thistle
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Tomorrow last day before long weekend

sharp shuttle
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the long weekend is more cyber attacks

sturdy thistle
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Hack the soil

sharp shuttle
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cant wait to see whos next

sturdy thistle
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Play with qubes Os then

molten bobcat
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6 days no flare up brath

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Life good

sturdy thistle
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See how it performs on the thinkpad

sharp shuttle
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amazing man

sturdy thistle
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So, sleep well guys

molten bobcat
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All of my food is so bland

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Goodnight sir

sturdy thistle
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Love the most of you

sharp shuttle
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we love you too mickie hat

sturdy thistle
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Likewise

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Oh and

civic quarry
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I just farmed a potato

sturdy thistle
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@austere sinew ping

civic quarry
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what should I do with it

sharp shuttle
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hide it from TSA

turbid goblet
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anyone trying to do kerning city PQ?

alpine pumice
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glad i took the week off. user's account was compromised they tried to buy a boat with the user info.

rare creek
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The recruiters or people I’ve networked with that have suggested I work at the SOC at their company said they had shifts during the night. They were 10 hour shifts. I don’t remember one off the top of my head.

I don’t want to work in a SOC, I want to work in DFIR roles but they are few and far between

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I appreciate that! It’s a matter of finding someone flexible that cares about work life balance. At least that’s the hope!

cedar kettle
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hey guys i just hacked Meow im ready to hack google now

austere sinew
sleek dome
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What’s up with the discord seems like it’s been defaced … April fools 🤔😂

azure wasp
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I have 5million

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April fools if it still counts

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Is it whole month

sleek dome
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😂😂😂

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Academy is working perfect…. April fools 😎

azure wasp
signal mica
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T minus 10 minutes to launch

heady sage
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i use discord in compact mode

heady sage
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:3

heady sage
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You have an eliott alderson pfp

final lagoon
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hi 🙂

delicate violet
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Hello guys, I need help, I want to start learning ciber cecurity/ hacking, what do you think is the first thing that I need to know? Thanks

chilly stratus
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I hate this ghost mention

sharp shuttle
signal mica
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Ciber cecurity killed me

turbid goblet
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did u save up enough to be a goose farmer tho

chilly stratus
chilly stratus
kindred parrot
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Need help fighting this tree, tips plz?

turbid goblet
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wow looks like a toothpaste tube sent to space

sage epoch
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Google published a white paper outlining how they used a quantum conputer and modified Shor’s algorithm to break 256-bit elliptic curve cryptography. The same type of cryptography used to protect your bitcoin and bank data.

They accomplished this with only 500,000 physical cubits when the original estimate was 9,000,000. This means they cracked it with 18 times less hardware.

They found a way to run these circuits in just ~9 minutes. This is very significant because bitcoin blocks take about 10 minutes to confirm. Meaning theoretically, an attacker could intercept your transaction, derive your private key, and front run your payment before the payment even hits the ledger.

Google hasn’t published the gate-by-gate circuits out of fear this will be used to break cryptography much sooner than we can prepare for. Instead, they published a zero-knowledge proof to prove the math is real without showing how to replicate it.

pseudo bluff
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That’s some scary stuff

sage epoch
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standard encryption has become obsolete. It’s only a matter of time before entities besides the government and mega corporations get a hold of this

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The current expectation is we have 3 years at most before quantum cryptography breaks encryption

deep phoenix
sage epoch
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Offensive security is developing insanely faster than defensive security

deep phoenix
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Quantum computing is overrated

sleek dome
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When can we buy one so I can put Linux on it 😂

sage epoch
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Its overrated when its not relevant to you

deep phoenix
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Clearly it's relevant to me

sage epoch
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Debatable

deep phoenix
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How is it debatable

sage epoch
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Its relevant to the ones who used it to break 256 bit encryption

turbid goblet
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wasnt that figured out like a year ago or further?

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stewee hes a rage baiter dont bother

deep phoenix
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Yea I'm rage baiting saying I'm in the same server as him

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Good 1 dude

jagged storm
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He'll be banned soon lol

deep phoenix
sage epoch
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The opinion of a stranger who most lilely has not even seen the technology used in this research matters infinitely less to me than the ones who used it to show how obsolete one of the most relied on defensive measures used in the world is

glad crystal
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Does this dude say anything of relevance?

deep phoenix
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Dude thinks I dont understand how ciphers work lol

glad crystal
deep phoenix
turbid goblet
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when are we getting the og gen chat back

glad crystal
deep phoenix
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I'm unsure if u think I'm actually that dumb to believe that

broken flame
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@deep phoenix good fucking god man are you actually using HTB or are you just here to make an ass of yourself

turbid goblet
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u guys are feeding his attention lol

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hes winning by that

deep phoenix
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Its like that DJ Khaled song

broken flame
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Definition skewed for sure

rancid snow
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anyone actually doing anything cool

broken flame
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Well i hope you make all kinds of friends this way. I hope they fall out of the sky for you this way

rancid snow
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we yappin or we hackin

deep phoenix
turbid goblet
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no my tummy hurts im just reading academy

deep phoenix
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Snacking

pseudo bluff
rancid snow
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eating food isnt cool. its a basic requirement to live

deep phoenix
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Nah it's cool when done correctly

glad crystal
deep phoenix
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Facilitates optimal physiologic function

rancid snow
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nice, gl

glad crystal
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Couldn't get it earlier so I am going to go back now that I had a chance to step away.

glad crystal
pseudo bluff
deep phoenix
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Part of eating correctly is eating the correct foods

pseudo bluff
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What’s the correct foods for you

deep phoenix
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Eggs and milk are some standard ones

pseudo bluff
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Did you just join to do this

glad crystal
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He is a nuts kinda guy

deep phoenix
rancid snow
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whatever I made last night for dinner and work lunch

glad crystal
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Deez nuts

deep phoenix
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Strictly no nuts in my diet

glad crystal
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Just in your mouf

deep phoenix
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Nope

hardy frigate
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I'm gonna say this one more time

pseudo bluff
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He just joined today and is already doing this

hardy frigate
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Why is there a bunch of nature stuff

deep phoenix
rancid snow
pseudo bluff
glad crystal
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April fools!

deep phoenix
pseudo bluff
deep phoenix
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That's what I thought

hardy frigate
glad crystal
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Encrypt it for him and make him work for it

pseudo bluff
rancid snow
# hardy frigate Why

its an april fools thing, and itd be surprising if you didnt realize that so Inwas curious if you were asking genuinely or not

glad crystal
deep phoenix
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😂

iron galleon
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😂

glad crystal
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This Logi Z407 subwoofer actually hits surprisingly enough

pseudo bluff
deep phoenix
fleet rose
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o_o

deep phoenix
proper raft
pseudo bluff
deep phoenix
pseudo bluff
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Do you not know what a server is

iron galleon
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80 iq moment

glad crystal
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He doesn't even know what a directory is

serene aspen
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wth ts server profile 😭

deep phoenix
glad crystal
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But he's a cipher "expert"

pseudo bluff
proper raft
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🤨

deep phoenix
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🤨 📸

pseudo bluff
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It’s the same as a folder

glad crystal
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I think it like directs you places.

thorn snow
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.

glad crystal
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To like some kind of nest

turbid goblet
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oh no

proper raft
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so it like directs stuff

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Can it direct me to Israel

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😌

glad crystal
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🤣

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Idk, is there a nest there?

proper raft
glad crystal
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Then it's possible. But I would watch out. Word around town is they had a hand in Stuxnet

fleet rose
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Explain why Garden?

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anyone?

iron galleon
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WORD AROUND TOWN

pseudo bluff
glad crystal
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"Walled garden"

sick gate
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Word on the street

glad crystal
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Yeah, word on the skreetz

proper raft
sick gate
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Guy at the pub told me...

deep phoenix
glad crystal
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Idk you might check out onlyfarmers for that

fleet rose
proper raft
proper raft
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Hard as fuck cert

sick gate
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Nah it's easy

fleet rose
pseudo bluff
fleet rose
sick gate
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Bunch of people who haven't done cape always telling me how hard it is

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Just put the flags in the box

fleet rose
pseudo bluff
iron galleon
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Tour de Bangalore

turbid goblet
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guys

turbid goblet
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i read through 5% through all of wikipedia

pseudo bluff
iron galleon
deep phoenix
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😂

turbid goblet
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give me 200 more years and ill be caught up

timber shard
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what the hell with the new name?

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is this april fool ?

deep phoenix
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Ye

iron galleon
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no

sick gate
glad crystal
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No? It's May

timber shard
glad crystal
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Terrible OSINT skills

sick gate
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My contracted rate is $600USD an hour with a 16 hour minimum

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So maybe use yours

pseudo bluff
glad crystal
pseudo bluff
glad crystal
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0/10 rage bait pepecoffee

iron galleon
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🇮🇳

royal spoke
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Yo

timber shard
royal spoke
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Hello everyone 👋

proper raft
pseudo bluff
proper raft
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Onb I’m
Getting food 🍲

sick gate
glad crystal
iron galleon
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chatgpt ahh answer

royal spoke
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Any recommendations to a beginner who have no skills or understanding of HTB

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?

pseudo bluff
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Go into the modules and read and do challenges

oak kraken
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the fake notification is somehow tilting me every time I look at my discord side bar, nicely done

royal spoke
pseudo bluff
west lynxBOT
sick gate
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Do that

royal spoke
turbid goblet
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wat

royal spoke
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?

pseudo bluff
royal spoke
glad crystal
royal spoke
# glad crystal Python go brrrrr

I just need something to actaully teach me im not good with consistency and decispline when it comes to self-learning i was trying to get some people i can learn with

sharp shuttle
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just took a dumperooski in my compost bin, about to plant seeds of doubt, later i will cultivate my garden bed and cull redundant users... i mean vegetation from Gaia

oak kraken
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download burp suite, open up an easy web focused box, and smash your face into it until you learn by trial and error 👍

turbid goblet
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skip burp just curl everything

sick gate
pseudo bluff
sharp shuttle
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Six bars laid across the sky
Four empty walls to fill the time
One careless word, you lose your life
A grave new world awaits inside

pseudo bluff
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a LOT of practice

royal spoke
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How long for yall 2 years?

jagged storm
glad crystal
oak kraken
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I learned from zero practical pentest experience to OSCP + hired within about 8 months

sick gate
oak kraken
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depends on how much time you have

royal spoke
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“How .. long have y’all learn hacking”

glad crystal
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I wouldn't say I've mastered it but I can easily look at it and dissect what it's doing. Just can't write off the dome or anything

sharp shuttle
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i take it you only got interested in cybersecurity through playing shooters with hacks waz

@pseudo bluff

royal spoke
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I’m a college student now

sick gate
iron galleon
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ngl this channel is the equivalent of scrolling reels

pseudo bluff
sharp shuttle
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Its become a harsh season ever since Monsanto Defender signatures all my crops...

oak kraken
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I remember as a child looking at old Maplestory cheat engine scripts when written in assembly and thinking damn the guy who made this must have been pretty smart

glad crystal
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Binary is just boolean logic

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Yes and no. And there's some math to it

sharp shuttle
deep phoenix
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🇺🇸 🫡

pseudo bluff
sick gate
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I'm the valve hacker

turbid goblet
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i quit maplestory bc i used a 1% white destroy scoll and it deleted a $500 item

sick gate
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I'm the guy that figured out Gabe's password was gaben

worthy cargo
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Lemon pound cake, made him put down his glock
lemon pound cake, trendin on tik tok

sharp shuttle
# pseudo bluff What was your story then

I hacked my own parents and stole their 401k to buy runescape membership, i ride across the US 24/7 on greyhound busses under mexican aliases to avoid the IRS

pseudo bluff
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That is a cool story to be fair

glad crystal
sharp shuttle
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Yeah well it is a story afterall

glad crystal
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But I'm a millinneal

deep phoenix
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🤮

sharp shuttle
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Why is nick fuentes still here

deep phoenix
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Why wouldn't I be

sick gate
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When I was a teenager an older man on IRC offered to take me phreaking but my spidey sense tingled and I was not molested on this occasion

turbid goblet
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is a jpt job that 'requires metasploit' as the only tool a red flag?

terse dirge
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Scream if you love kubernetes!

sharp shuttle
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Dont you have some pseudo intellectual closeted statements to make from whatever the script your handlers gave you?

pseudo bluff
terse dirge
glad crystal
sick gate
sharp shuttle
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But vege, i only read one book

sick gate
sharp shuttle
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Bronze Age Mindset of course

rapid badger
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The human brain did not evolve to think about k8s

sick gate
iron galleon
rancid snow
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I read probably about 2~ books a week

glad crystal
sharp shuttle
rancid snow
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up or down depending on my mood and free time

deep phoenix
rancid snow
sharp shuttle
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Basically what I am saying is: Bapa boo ee

deep phoenix
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The chosen 1

sharp shuttle
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I am neo but 609 lbs

deep phoenix
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Checks out

rancid snow
sharp shuttle
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I think i look pretty slick in my pvc duster

glad crystal
sharp shuttle
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i got it on aliexpress

sick gate
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Steampunk goggles

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Steampunk is the healthiest way to prepare punk

turbid goblet
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@sharp shuttle good talk mate

sharp shuttle
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finally a gentlesir who understands, for i am too busy playing genshin impact to learn how to 3d model

i purchase all of my attire from likeminded furries on etsy

deep phoenix
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🤮

rancid snow
turbid goblet
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yer

sharp shuttle
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ah time to witness my cringey ass

turbid goblet
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didnt expect u to be funny irl too

molten bobcat
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I believe in you sir

turbid goblet
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no offense

sharp shuttle
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im not funny period

deep phoenix
molten bobcat
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I had some food and took a nap

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Life good

wide tusk
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Anyone wanna team up for the CTF event spherical madness?

iron galleon
deep phoenix
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📸 FeelsWeirdMan

molten bobcat
deep phoenix
fleet rose
molten bobcat
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Lmao

fleet rose
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Idk why i like that episode so much

rancid snow
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whats it from

fleet rose
rancid snow
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ahhh gotcha

deep phoenix
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RPOGGERS ✝️

rancid snow
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I got bored of the manga so I stopped watching. I heard the animation is great though

molten bobcat
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V good

fleet rose
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Ya its fine

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Worth to watch for sure

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Manga is hard

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but i somehow finished everything

molten bobcat
fleet rose
deep phoenix
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😂✝️

rancid snow
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I tend to just lose interest in stories where the MC is the most boring character of the cast

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same reason I dropped MHA early too

iron galleon
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for april fools htb should've became an HOA

deep phoenix
iron galleon
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lmao

fleet rose
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I think it should remain HTG for the rest of the year

deep phoenix
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Let's just say I will leave the neighborhood SPOTLESS

fleet rose
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Ohhh wiat

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i just realized the part of the logo is as if 1 notification ._.

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OHH CRAP

iron galleon
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ohhh shit

fleet rose
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how the fk i fell for it few times

iron galleon
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Oh shit!

molten bobcat
iron galleon
fleet rose
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thought i was having notifications ._.

deep phoenix
fleet rose
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I shall go study Web fuzzing module

deep phoenix
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t

woeful osprey
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dawg
the amount of times i’ve fallen for the fake notification thing
my dumb ahh thought it’s from a channel that’s hidden
i clicked “mark as read” 10 times

rancid snow
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ive seen that prank in discord so many times I recognize the position difference

rapid badger
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@woeful osprey there you go, now its a real one

woeful osprey
rancid snow
woeful osprey
deep phoenix
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💀

wind plank
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this is fake

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hahhah

proper raft
wild raptor
# wind plank lol

OH MY GOODNESS I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY I COULDNT GET RID OF IT

supple plume
molten bobcat
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Who would win

supple plume
molten bobcat
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A server of hackers

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Vs one notification icon

wild raptor
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whoami

supple plume
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I win

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Look

molten bobcat
sharp shuttle
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yeah talk looked fine, thanks for the heads up @rancid snow

molten bobcat
sharp shuttle
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but thankyou

deep phoenix
sharp shuttle
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the real nick fuentes would love this gif

supple plume
deep phoenix
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✝️ FeelsBadMan

sharp shuttle
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not a good argument, christianity supports it man

deep phoenix
supple plume
sharp shuttle
supple plume
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Black men mowing the lawn in underwear while looking gay?

deep phoenix
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😂

sharp shuttle
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yeah, thats blanket included

deep phoenix
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RPOGGERS ✝️

supple plume
deep phoenix
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Peak male right there

supple plume
deep phoenix
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🗣️

supple plume
deep phoenix
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✝️ empleOS

supple plume
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How would be template OS if tery was alive

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Template psy4

deep phoenix
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It would overtake windows in popularity

sharp shuttle
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you promote the overton window

worthy cargo
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temple OS

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not template

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dork

sharp shuttle
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duh dun ttttss

deep phoenix
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Overton window is a figment of your imagination

supple plume
deep phoenix
supple plume
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.

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I have proof

sharp shuttle
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i believe nobody understands anything and you are easily controlled by psychopaths who took so much benadryl to do soul trades in the subconcious astral plane and at this point things are so corrupt even the dmt elves won't speak with us anymore

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what do you think of that nick

deep phoenix
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Doesnt seem grounded in reality

supple plume
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Which window are you overtoning

sharp shuttle
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real eyes realize real lies, brother

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prophet jayden gets it

latent oak
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I’m confused

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Good evening

deep phoenix
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Good think I got real eyes ig

sharp shuttle
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its okay grandpa, lets get you back to your room

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hahaha

deep phoenix
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Sell or get sold to dude

latent oak
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Are those my only two options?

deep phoenix
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Yes

sharp shuttle
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in nicks world, there are only two wings

deep phoenix
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And they are mutually exclusive

supple plume
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Not high enough

deep phoenix
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Clearly

supple plume
deep phoenix
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I have gone before

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Had to go inside and the experience was terrible

latent oak
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Did the jonas bros go to business school?

sick gate
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None of your business

sharp shuttle
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i doubt it, they are PR trained

latent oak
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Mindya

sharp shuttle
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PR training is worth 900x more than a PHD

latent oak
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Mindya bizniz

sick gate
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Ya own fuckin

latent oak
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Gwan me brudda

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Tell it true

sharp shuttle
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yo backspace hit me with the who

sick gate
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Uppercut him mungo

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Feed the mother fucker

obtuse fern
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tfw i actually had a ping from the server

latent oak
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Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

obtuse fern
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brath

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i am mildly annoyed; went 21/12 in valo and still didn't get mvp

supple plume
sharp shuttle
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i love that guys fucking one liners

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so robocop

latent oak
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Right?

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Looks like he’s gonna be… late for dinner. 😎

sharp shuttle
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lol

proper dragon
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uhh hey chat I don't know which dirt to use for my garden can someone help

proper dragon
sharp shuttle
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its sad the 90% of the people here havent appreciated good cinema because they are physically unable to focus for 5 seconds for plot

sick gate
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Yes you are very smart

rancid snow
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I feel like good movies are rarer these days

sharp shuttle
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it means alot coming from you

rancid snow
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Naked Gun was a good comedy for sure

sick gate
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Thanks but it shouldn't!!

rancid snow
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but like what else

supple plume
sharp shuttle
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Thanks again, love that for meeeee you are so nice oh my god

sharp shuttle
supple plume
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If htb accepts my machine I will be making a lot more

latent oak
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They are rare… every time my wife says let’s go to the movies, we look at the list Scream 11, Iron Man Avenger Road 6, Minions XIV, Freaky Wednesday, etc, etc

sharp shuttle
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top gun maverick is all i can recall in recent memory

supple plume
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Like 2 a month

sick gate
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Was amazing

latent oak
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I liked Everything Everywhere All at Once

sharp shuttle
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ahahaha i mean it was pretty cool, imagine if he monologued about star wars or something

rancid snow
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on the flip side, games be booming. I physically do not have enough time to play all the excellent new games I want to play even if I wasnt projectmaxxing everyday instead

rancid snow
latent oak
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What are the new hot games? I’m out of the loop

supple plume
sharp shuttle
proper dragon
sick gate
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Banshees of inisherin was great

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Northman

latent oak
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I still play fucking Halo and Forza with my old friends at the home

turbid goblet
sharp shuttle
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i liked northman actually

rancid snow
sick gate
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Red rocket

proper dragon
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Nioh 3

sharp shuttle
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sekiro 3***

latent oak
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I liked Destiny, cyberpunk, starfield, disco elysium

supple plume
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Videogames are boring

latent oak
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Zork

proper dragon
latent oak
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Hitchhikers Guide

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Red Storm Rising was a banger

supple plume
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Once you play the same game for 2000 hours you kinda feel you're fucking sandboxed

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Same pixels all the time

proper dragon
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Dragon Quest 7 Reimagined

latent oak
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All the civs

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Sim City 2000

supple plume
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I played unturned more than 3000 hours

sharp shuttle
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i only liked civ 5 i think, but i do like those types of games

supple plume
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What a ducking waste

proper dragon
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Hearts of Iron 4
Crusader Kings 2 and 3

sharp shuttle
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i think my favorite game is fifa 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, ,7 ,8 ,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27

proper dragon
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Code Vein 2 looks great. First one was good

supple plume
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Thanks @lime trout

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For cleaning the logo HTB

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Hey guys

sharp shuttle
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it was likely automated

sharp shuttle
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ohhh nice man

supple plume
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I would prefer to advertise my CurlSwiggerLabs in their blog but peepoDonutLick is still dope

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It's been long since I don't make an article

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Almost 3am

sharp shuttle
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homebrewer was discovered to be ai

supple plume
sharp shuttle
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look up how often i say "Taking a break from south park!"

deep phoenix
sharp shuttle
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as an avid enjoyer of your content, i will be forced to watch louder with crowder

deep phoenix
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Gross

sharp shuttle
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ah not enough

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i need to do it more often

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Taking a break from south park!

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if only you knew how cursed that line is

latent oak
#

I’m taking a break from being old

supple plume
sharp shuttle
#

as a 31 year old, when can i expect chronic fatigue

supple plume
latent oak
#

Gonna skate over to the disco and hit on some birds

sharp shuttle
#

yeah, its over for me

supple plume
#

You're old

#

I am still 30

serene moth
sharp shuttle
#

i miss being 30

supple plume
#

I miss being 30 too

latent oak
#

All downhill from 30

sharp shuttle
#

backspace what age are you

latent oak
#

95

supple plume
#

50+

latent oak
#

50-

supple plume
#

NaN

latent oak
#

50/0

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I’m 49

supple plume
#

50 cent

sharp shuttle
#

how does the big 50 feel

serene moth
sharp shuttle
#

like viscerally

latent oak
#

… and a half

glad crystal
supple plume
#

50 is probably like feeling old but not being old yet to be old

latent oak
#

@glad crystal shut you donut hole, jive turkey

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😉

latent oak
#

50 is the same as 30… i just hurt more

glad crystal
latent oak
#

I’m still 16 on the inside

supple plume
#

Cloud ✍️

turbid goblet
#

omg guys i learnedd nmap

latent oak
#

Compression socks are a thing

ornate ibex
#

Good Morning

supple plume
#

Goodnight

ornate ibex
#

wrong tz u are in

frail turtle
#

I am now dedicated

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to becoming a linux idiot

ornate ibex
#

good luck

frail turtle
#

🫡

deep phoenix
frail turtle
#

No; that's not it, I just never took a linux cert seriously

#

but I think it's valuable knowledge now....mostly because I'm longing it.

hoary dawn
#

Srhoes April fools got me good

latent oak
#

Some cork soaker in Bulgaria is port scanning me for the last 48 hours

#

Time for a ban hammer

sharp shuttle
#

just redirect him to a honeypot and spike him with trojan beacons

latent oak
#

Hehe

#

I could do that

sharp shuttle
#

It certainly more fun

terse dirge
sharp shuttle
#

dont learn kubernetes man

#

you will regret

#

ceald is trying to sell you a course

frail turtle
#

lol

terse dirge
sharp shuttle
#

go find a girl that likes kube as much as you

latent oak
#

Better yet, a tarpit

#

Just reading about these

sharp shuttle
#

not sure ive heard about that

#

a computationally intensive environment to trap ai?

latent oak
#

Lets the attacker think is trying somewhere, but just slows everything down and wastes their CPU cycles

sharp shuttle
#

yeah thats amazing

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looks at my claude token price today

#

oh 9 million dollars

#

shit.

latent oak
#

One called LaBrea

sick gate
#

Get on a payment plan

sharp shuttle
#

I took a loan out to turn fiat into tokens so i can turn tokens into fiat, this is my strategy and so far my wife has left me, i made a terrible mistake

latent oak
#

It’s like keeping a phone scammer on the line while “i go find my wallet, now where are my glasses?”

sharp shuttle
#

my yeahwho password? oh thats easy its my sons birthday

latent oak
#

Just a sec, I know i have my checkbook around here somewhere

undone fossil
#

claude, market my new coin on reddit in dm's of big accounts, invite them to a "private discord" so they can get announcements with the rest of them!

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"gork, rug pull them"

turbid goblet
#

a lot of phone scammer bots seem to never hang up. we need ai tarpits for voip

sharp shuttle
#

bout tree fiddy a year to run and do just that

turbid goblet
#

i dont wanna make em

#

ill leave it to the people with money

sharp shuttle
#

son everybody has made everything by now

turbid goblet
#

and time

sharp shuttle
#

all you have to do is google

latent oak
#

Nuh-uh

sharp shuttle
#

the cool part about all this vibe coding is alot of it works but its not secure

#

so you can just do whatever you want without doing anything you need

#

you see

undone fossil
#

mfw race conditions going crazy rn

#

because noone gives a model proper context

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as predicted

sharp shuttle
#

its honestly beautiful

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to watch it all burn

undone fossil
#

truly

latent oak
#

Although someone did build an alarm app for their phone that won’t stop until you take a picture of your toilet

undone fossil
#

okay worth it

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ill pay 20k

sharp shuttle
#

sometimes i take shits that are curved like letters so i take a photo to satisfy my alarm app and then modify the photo to say phrases like "i love you" where my poop is the L and my wife hates it its why she left me it wasnt the token idea

latent oak
#

Man! That was supposed to be my v2

sharp shuttle
#

shoulda had a v8

latent oak
#

lol

rapid badger
#

My fav "AI" prod is the camera that attaches to your toilet and analyzes ur poops

latent oak
#

Is it called Jeff Goldbloom?

quaint hinge
#

Need some lockness crunchies

sharp shuttle
#

just put the camera on the bidet and watch the water go up the asshole then shoot out like a squirt gun

#

this is an ai idea dont ban me

#

its for health

turbid goblet
#

we will talk about this in a later section

maiden anvil
#

I like the idea of a fake AI grandma voice wasting a scammer's time for hours

stone edge
#

Aloha

maiden anvil
#

like scaling kitboga across claude agents or something

glad crystal
turbid goblet
#

kitboga alr does that

maiden anvil
#

would absolutely love nothing more for a scammer to waste hours of his time getting absolutely nowhere

turbid goblet
#

he has a video on it

maiden anvil
#

but not just one scammer

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all scammers

glad crystal
#

Now your butt hole is all over the dark web

maiden anvil
#

thousands of them simultaneously

quaint hinge
#

Train the voice on kitboga vids and probably isn't that hard

maiden anvil
#

kitboga cant be everywhere at once

#

but AI can

sharp shuttle
turbid goblet
#

ah yeah i think he only runs a few ai ones

deep phoenix
latent oak
#

Would love that too. There is some guy who hacks them back and calls then by their real names

maiden anvil
#

try not to joke too hard about aliens tho

#

someone will make a joke conversation into a serious one

deep phoenix
maiden anvil
#

then gaslight you into it being serious

latent oak
#

He’s like hey Manoj, can you pick me up a Biryani across the street

maiden anvil
#

then they'll make fun of you for getting upset and confused

worthy cargo
#

what is gaslight anyway

maiden anvil
#

it happened to me in this chat

deep phoenix
#

👽 🚫

maiden anvil
worthy cargo
#

i see

maiden anvil
#

interesting term for that behavior, I didnt choose it

worthy cargo
#

it's called 'taking the piss'

maiden anvil
deep phoenix
#

Nah it's more sinister than that

latent oak
#

It’s from the olden days… we used to have to put gas in our light bulbs

deep phoenix
#

Its trying to convince someone of a difference in reality

latent oak
#

Before we had electric ones, the gas man came around with his gas donkey, and topped up all the lights

deep phoenix
turbid goblet
#

lmao

deep phoenix
#

🍟

latent oak
#

We just upgraded the hiuse to full electric lighting

maiden anvil
# turbid goblet no its not

I can kinda see where x0br0 is coming from
every gaslighter I have ever met has been a narcissist
completely absorbed in their own delusions of grandeur
thinking they have the power to manipulate and control others

turbid goblet
#

my message was supposed to be apart of the gaslighting joke

deep phoenix
maiden anvil
maiden anvil
#

they're turds

#

every single one of them

deep phoenix
#

I mean maybe

#

In my experience no but I also dont have the ability to read their mind

sharp shuttle
turbid goblet
#

gaslighting is when my boss tells me im a great employee, gives me a raise thats under cola rate but gives me a $20 doordash gift card

deep phoenix
#

But also thinking they have the power isnt really fair it really is that easy to do, u can convince anyone of mostly anything

#

I cant remember the phenomenon but the more you tell someone something happened they steadily start believing it even if they know it's not true

sharp shuttle
#

what do you call someone who glazes somebody? i think thats worse than gaslighting in a lot of ways

latent oak
maiden anvil
#

kinda wish we could go back to those days tbh

deep phoenix
#

I'd say it's easier to do without a camera

sharp shuttle
#

anyways i think you are wrong morph, consider that people gaslight as a countermeasure to brown nosers who wish you harm

maiden anvil
#

maybe it still is idk

deep phoenix
#

Yea but we no longer exist in that country

#

The government completely neutered human nature

maiden anvil
#

now you gotta deal with reddit moderators IRL

deep phoenix
#

Gotta deal with a lotta people dude

sharp shuttle
latent oak
#

I remember when you called someone and they were out. You just had to wait

deep phoenix
#

This dudes from the stone age

latent oak
#

I am… my number was 999-9999

deep phoenix
#

This dude got a shiny social security number

latent oak
#

Only the strong ones survived the call

deep phoenix
#

U should get it graded by PSA

latent oak
#

Where my rotary phone peeps at

sharp shuttle
#

Ill call you, my number is 4

#

hmu

latent oak
#

Pennsylvania 6-5000

sharp shuttle
#

Hang on i need to go through several operators

#

Oregon is 9 relays away from you

turbid goblet
#

backspace u in philly?

latent oak
#

@turbid goblet no, I’m in hell

#

Canada

turbid goblet
#

oh i forgot we had a conversation recently my b lmao

latent oak
#

We did! It was delicious

#

Cheese steaks and chopped cheese

#

Alzheimers is mild today

lilac jolt
#

Hello

latent oak
#

I wish I could just be “out” again, but the warden doesn’t let me have any fun

#

Like, you could leave your house, and nobody knew for sure where you were

#

I walked out my door one day, and 10 minutes later I had decided to hitchhike to another city with a friend of mine

lilac jolt
#

Guys, if I want to join the Red team, what's better, to learn C++ or Python first?

latent oak
#

“The” red team or any red team? Is this a HTB specific thing?

lilac jolt
#

Nah i mean offensive team

#

in cyber security

lime trout
#

👀

lime trout
latent oak
#

In dunno, any language is a good start… c, python, assembly

proper dragon
latent oak
#

You need to learn the essentials or you will be lost quickly

#

Once you understand a language, most of the difference is just syntax

deep phoenix
deep phoenix
lilac jolt
#

What about C++ ?

deep phoenix
turbid goblet
#

learn to program, dont worry about a language

deep phoenix
#

Cpp introduces more abstraction so things can get weirder

latent oak
#

I don’t want to yuck anyone’s yum, and I could be wrong, but I think there’s a fair amount of base knowledge of how computers/internet/software works before you could join a red team. But I don’t know, maybe others here have different opinions

deep phoenix
molten bobcat
#

larp

latent oak
#

lol

deep phoenix
# lilac jolt What about C++ ?

Also as far as learning a language python is good in automation which is extremely good for when u do cybersecurity work but I think u should start with C because it forces you to understand how a computer operates on a lower level, it's more likely as u progress further into cyber security ull use python more

lilac jolt
deep phoenix
#

Python is very high level and abstracted from the hardware

lilac jolt
deep phoenix
latent oak
#

I did not follow any reasonable career path… I have faked my way into cybersecurity with no relevant degrees or credentials

alpine pumice
#

same lmao

sharp shuttle
#

i have huge respect for people who hack the system

deep phoenix
latent oak
#

They are ok

sharp shuttle
lilac jolt
alpine pumice
#

i lied to get my foot in the door for my very first IT job, was set afterwards no need to lie

deep phoenix
latent oak
#

I dropped out of a 9-month IT trade school program to take a job

deep phoenix
#

Like a URL that u can specify a parameter in and test inputs?

latent oak
#

Never looked back

deep phoenix
latent oak
#

They told me I would regret not having a diploma. I said that if I have experience, nobody will give a shit about where I went to school

deep phoenix
#

Like what condition are you checking to know what an input is deemed to be successful

#

When*

alpine pumice
#

I slept through school

#

didn't go to college

#

waste of time, find people with degrees know the bare basics. experience is much better.

deep phoenix
#

Having said that the amount of people I saw use chat gpt for everything was concerning

alpine pumice
#

i'd say college is probably good for networking

alpine pumice
#

knowledge is free

deep phoenix
#

Future graduates are gonna be fried when they enter the job market

deep phoenix
west venture
alpine pumice
#

not surprised at all

deep phoenix
west venture
#

Yeah

deep phoenix
#

Bro his call ins blow my mind

#

U got people with bachelors or in masters programs who dont know 2s complement it makes no sense

west venture
#

@alpine pumice why isn't CCTV spawning?

lilac jolt
west venture
#

Been spawning for 5 minutes

turbid goblet
deep phoenix
meager kernel
west venture
#

It is

deep phoenix
maiden lynx
#

Quick question, does anyone know what time HTB usually drops new certs? Is there a specific UK time? Im waiting for the new AI cert

meager kernel
deep phoenix
# lilac jolt Yea

How did u manage to code this, I feel if u could make this in python u already know the language well enough u shouldn't be asking whether or not to learn it or learn C

meager kernel
west venture
meager kernel
#

Ok bro

civic lance
#

Hey

#

Did u guys hear the news

#

Of claude code accidentally going open source

proper dragon
deep phoenix
proper dragon
#

He's advertising a service

civic lance
deep phoenix
deep phoenix
civic lance
#

Or wtv his name is

lilac jolt
rose onyx
proper dragon
west venture
#

When it comes to cyber, all you need is a passion for it. If you have that, you can learn even without going to class for it

deep phoenix
civic lance
#

I meannnn

deep phoenix
#

Like the amount of people who dont know the stack vs the heap in memory and what they do is concerning

civic lance
deep phoenix
civic lance
#

High level programming allows ppl to be ignorant I feel like guilt free about whats happening under the hood

proper dragon
alpine pumice
#

C is for real elite hackers

proper dragon
#

Always code that needs fixing

deep phoenix
#

Like I domt have any need to understand how a linked list works but I find it interesting enough to be able to make one

civic lance
deep phoenix
civic lance
#

But then again coding jesus, needs dumb ppl to gain views. It wouldn’t be entertaining if he got ppl that knew their shit

proper dragon
deep phoenix
#

Like undergraduate programs give u the false illusion ur more competent than u are and u see it if u watch high level explanation of cs topics

latent oak
#

I didn’t learn any c until HTB. My jobs were always in high-level languages… Java, C#, or scripting like asp, jsp, php

proper dragon
#

the US is status obsessed rather than competance obsessed in my opinion
but I think that's just human nature and we work our way out from that

deep phoenix
latent oak
#

You don’t need c unless you want to do binary exploitation

deep phoenix
#

I figured as much

latent oak
#

The challenges

civic lance
#

He probably ran his scripts in C😭

deep phoenix
#

Maximum efficiency scripting

latent oak
#

Lol, my exploits were in python, but I had to learn about c, and assembly and the stack and the heap

#

Etc…

proper dragon
latent oak
#

But still, if you know programming, you can figure out another lamguage

civic lance
#

But yeah most CS degrees wont get you far alone, so you gotta do exploration on your own if u want to be competent

#

Most ppl rely heavily on their profs

latent oak
#

100%

civic lance
#

So that why u have the individuals u see on coding jesus

#

Channels

#

Or wtv

deep phoenix
civic lance
#

I don’t think that will happen

deep phoenix
#

Ask someone applying what subnet masking is

civic lance
#

Unless he finds

#

Someone with a college degree in cyber

#

Security

#

☠️

latent oak
#

It’s mardi gras for TCP

deep phoenix
#

Nah I mean we need SecurityJesus

proper dragon
deep phoenix
#

A completely new individual and channel

latent oak
#

I am more of a domnet mask

civic lance
proper dragon
deep phoenix
proper dragon
latent oak
#

10.10.10.0/69

deep phoenix
#

I am NOT getting close to him

proper dragon
deep phoenix
#

I also hate the public eye so I'm good

proper dragon
#

another reason why the cybersec crowd won't do it

deep phoenix
#

Yeah I guess it makes sense

civic lance
#

I cancelled my Netflix subscription

proper dragon
deep phoenix
#

I'd imagine theres a lot of paranoid people in cyber security

civic lance
#

i was thinking bout jellyfin, but nahhh.

maiden anvil
proper dragon
latent oak
#

I have a guy who hooks me up with the iptvs

proper dragon
#

I wouldnt know I'm not in that world and am noob

civic lance
latent oak
#

1000+ channels and still nothing to watch

deep phoenix
maiden anvil
civic lance
#

😭?

maiden anvil
#

dude what

civic lance
#

Beserk the anime?

latent oak
#

Mostly I watch Youtube

maiden anvil
#

Akira is the greatest anime ever made

proper dragon
civic lance
#

Okay but compared to jellyfin isnt sites more efficient? @maiden anvil

heavy oak
latent oak
#

I like watching people fix old cars, so sometimes the algorithm thinks I want manosphere content or pro-trump live streams

civic lance
latent oak
#

I’m like, no, i have many narrow interests across a variety of topics

#

I’m a redneck from the north

maiden anvil
civic lance
#

I was close

#

😭☠️

runic cliff
#

mayir, my eyes r burning

latent oak
#

I like car repair, people fixing old tools or electronics, hacking, ai, chess, cooking, british panel shows

civic lance
proper dragon
latent oak
#

People speaking multiple languages, travel

proper dragon
latent oak
#

There is a guy who has been rebuilding 2 old stone cabins in the Italian Alps for the last few years

#

I watch his videos every week

#

He rarely talks, he just works on the cabins, eats meals, goes for walks

heavy oak
latent oak
#

He lives there now… for the first 2 years they were unliveable

#

He spent an entire winter in a tent next to the cabins

#

It’s just about the work, building something with your own two hands, learning self-reliance

heavy oak
latent oak
#

It’s not how I want to spend a winter either, but I admire his dedication and work ethic

#

I find the videos peaceful and relaxing… I’ll put it on while I make breakfast and have a coffee

heavy oak
#

Kinda reminds me of Men with Pots

latent oak
#

He never begs me to like and subscribe, or does ads for vector or factor or bombas or whatever

#

He just films himself while he works all week, then posts on Sundays

heavy oak
#

I enjoy watching wermy build/design different gadgets on YT

#

Such clean builds

terse dirge
#

made kibble again, this time it was very bland but it's edible

latent oak
#

Alright I’m out

#

Nurse Rached says lights out

heavy oak
#

I don't have any positive comments regarding that dish

terse dirge
#

I'll eat nearly anything tho

terse dirge
#

just no sushi

safe wind
terse dirge
#

but I'll eat anything tbh