general

[sage epoch]

it’s never been more over

google predicts quantum computers could break standard encryption within 3 years and doesn’t want to release their latest research on it out of fear it would speed up the timeline

[rose onyx]

No it just means more bugs will be fixed 🙂

[frigid mountain]

RIP ☠️

[cerulean bloom]

ah
noice

[rich pine]

Finally HTB has give me my result

[ocean marsh]

he was so good

[frigid mountain]

I prefer Bright Eyes for my folk emo but year Elliott Smith was good

[ocean marsh]

every listened to heatmiser?

[sage epoch]

I hate that cybersecurity has to exist but my desire to help others not suffer from the lack of it keeps me going

irs never been more jover

[frigid mountain]

no but I can

[ocean marsh]

elliot was on heatmiser

you will like it

if you like elliot

[proper dragon]

GO TO THE DARK SIDE

[proper dragon]

you just know some billionaire made a quantum computer in their garage

[dusky aspen]

What’s this new grass icon

[warped plank]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

Always has been a grass icon

[alpine pumice]

grass?

https://tenor.com/view/trippy-pepe-kek-gif-8902083

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnotoad-toad-frog-hypno-frog-futurama-gif-27375926

[deep phoenix]

✡️ 🤨

[pliant pumice]

#1484207484095955024

[patent lily]

very nice

[icy viper]

I really suck at finding sources for my assessment lol

[slender oak]

hi guys is this the server where all the hackers talk?

[sick gate]

Nope

[slender oak]

thanks!

[rose onyx]

Gardners*

[sick gate]

Log off

[rose onyx]

Is that your bot command?

[deep phoenix]

10 mgs of IR adderall will NOT allow this

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-ltg-low-tier-god-gif-15329639524557268605

[deep phoenix]

🗣️

[icy viper]

No it's a knitting discord server

[ocean marsh]

how's the ad study

going

[slender oak]

i am still studying for cdsa lol

im gonna take it next week then rest for a bit and then grind ad

[deep phoenix]

Pause

[slender oak]

but yeah that link you sent i just have it saved lmao

[slender oak]

🥛

[deep phoenix]

🗣️

[rare monolith]

thank you htb i can finally focus on my garden now 😄

[ocean marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cat-funny-smite-gif-17567204071102087896

[deep phoenix]

[ocean marsh]

yes crawling

[deep phoenix]

Can I help u mr 72?

[ocean marsh]

fuck you

[deep phoenix]

Bro what

[slender oak]

[deep phoenix]

What he say fuck me for?

[ocean marsh]

fuck you

[rose onyx]

You as well? 😂

[deep phoenix]

Interesting

[ocean marsh]

I'm getting tired of web

soo boring

[deep phoenix]

Dude randomly interjects in my convo and says fuck u

[ocean marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/965845971038773279/1407603991398842488/attachment.gif

[ocean marsh]

I can say fuck you again

dw

i dont like it

I get tired of it easy

[deep phoenix]

🤫

[ocean marsh]

exactly

I hate how its trial and error

that's the thing

[deep phoenix]

Dnrd

[ocean marsh]

I wonder how it looks like when I think this poor fuck

[hybrid hedge]

Huh HackTheGarden

[deep phoenix]

New company

[ocean marsh]

its called a rebrand

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-stare-angry-cat

[hybrid hedge]

Pro Gardner

whaaaat

1st

oh no

[ocean marsh]

its our day twin

[rose onyx]

Barely could fit it in
-# that's what she said

[ocean marsh]

the way you're naked and with shoes?

[ocean marsh]

5G U C

interesting

real g unc

andrew paint

[hybrid hedge]

That bush next to my name

[ocean marsh]

its 2:20am

I'm procrastinating my studies

for my test

because why not

[hybrid hedge]

oh no

[deep phoenix]

250 ng/dl

[ocean marsh]

?

[deep phoenix]

Good night

[ocean marsh]

we have some reason

[lime trout]

weak

[deep phoenix]

?

[rose onyx]

[ocean marsh]

dude is just weird

gn zumi

rest

[deep phoenix]

❓

[lime trout]

i got 1.7nmol/L

get on my level

[deep phoenix]

Who uses nmol l

This isnt SHBG

[ocean marsh]

bro your pfp is another men

cmon

[lime trout]

whatever company does my labs lmao

[rose onyx]

8 m/g step up

[deep phoenix]

U need to fire that company

Get ur labs done through labcorp

[lime trout]

im not american broski

[deep phoenix]

I can put u on to a few things u probably arent aware about

[lime trout]

ive only used Quest in the states

[deep phoenix]

As far as analytical chemistry is concerned

[lime trout]

im good man

[deep phoenix]

Lot of doctors and people are very dumb when it comes to bloodwokr

[lime trout]

im happy 😂

i trust my endo

[deep phoenix]

Its more about accuracy than happiness

[sick gate]

Nah listen to the weird discord guy

[lime trout]

I dont get caring beyond feeling good

[deep phoenix]

For example the FDA in america uses ELCIA for total test which is inferior to LC/MS-MS

[sick gate]

Always the people to get blood work tips from

[deep phoenix]

Its stuff like that where u could be getting less accurate bloodwork for no reason

[lime trout]

i couldnt even tell you what mine is, the paperwork is all french and i dont speak french

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jgmm-cat-meme

what a nice guy

[deep phoenix]

It would say next to ur biomarker

Like total test (elcia)

[lime trout]

https://quack.pics/u/a6a2c51a-e20d-476a-b5d0-63b34da6d7e7.png

[deep phoenix]

The elcia is the analytical chemistry technique used to get ur result

[sick gate]

Take a hint

[deep phoenix]

That's new

[lime trout]

i dont think he understands, tbf

[sick gate]

Definitely not

[deep phoenix]

I dont understand?

[ocean marsh]

too stupid for that

[molten bobcat]

That's correct

[deep phoenix]

Clearly I know something if I asked why ur total is nmol l

[ocean marsh]

yeah

[ocean marsh]

you know a lot

[lime trout]

Its french

🤷

quebec is weird

[rose onyx]

Keep it English

[deep phoenix]

They should still have whatever analytical chemistry technique they used to derive ur results

[muted olive]

oui oui baguette

[molten bobcat]

They've used a different measurement, clearly your endocrinologist is a quack

[deep phoenix]

I know people in Canada its not dissimilar in terms of how its laid out

[hybrid hedge]

that icon reminds me of weed

[lime trout]

ive always had it done in nmol/L on paperwork

you can just convert

[hybrid hedge]

[deep phoenix]

That isnt the point I'm making hence why I said fire that company

[lime trout]

that wasnt what i was referring to

[deep phoenix]

Seemed to be

[molten bobcat]

Fire what company

[deep phoenix]

Also emma

Believe me

I know

[rustic carbon]

fire em all bro lol

[deep phoenix]

Like I'm not dumb

[rustic carbon]

i got the weed emoji too! nice

[deep phoenix]

I know why u have blood work

[sick gate]

APRIL FOOLS!!!!

[lime trout]

ok you did get it

[deep phoenix]

Yeah I did

[lime trout]

kk 😂

[muted olive]

I seem to be missing the lore

[hybrid hedge]

yo @sick gate o/

[rustic carbon]

i want some lore

[sick gate]

Nick Fuentes pfp is a pushy weirdo

[molten bobcat]

Mansplaining testosterone to a trans woman is what's been happening kek

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/sUHzxCiAuom.gif

[rustic carbon]

lore! lore! lore! chants

[ocean marsh]

I just wish I could ban people sometimes

[deep phoenix]

Regardless though next time u see ur endocrinologist I'd ask about LC-MS/MS for total test and equilibrium dialysis for total E2

[molten bobcat]

No thanks

[deep phoenix]

Those are 2 gold standards for sex hormone measurements

[lime trout]

🤷 i trust my doctors to know what theyre doing

need to get a new one, anyway since im moving soon

[ocean marsh]

nooo trust the discord guy

[deep phoenix]

Do as u wish I'd also recommend doing it own research

[ocean marsh]

who gets his info from tiktok

[rustic carbon]

wait, you mean tiktok isn't legit? damn bro

[hybrid hedge]

i see you two are on the same wave length

[rustic carbon]

haha

[deep phoenix]

0x witn all due respect I'm leagues smarter than you or your PCP when it comes to this stuff

[rose onyx]

What's wrong with tiktak info?

[ocean marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[lime trout]

and with all due respect, i dont really care beyond being happy and feeling good

[molten bobcat]

IM SMARTER THAN YOUR PCP

[sick gate]

Yeah but like even if that's the case no one ever asked

[rustic carbon]

dude, that crow is lit lol

[molten bobcat]

Huge fat kek

[deep phoenix]

The comment wasnt directed at u

[lime trout]

you can feel it when your levels are fucked

which is a good baseline

[rustic carbon]

pcp? ohhh primary care

lol

[deep phoenix]

Yes and no

[lime trout]

atleast thats my personal experience

[deep phoenix]

All I'm is look into how exactly we derive blood work numbers

Not all tests are equal

[lime trout]

im moving to the states soon anyway

so ill see how they pull it when i go via Quest

[deep phoenix]

Ok well in the states at least my insurance they wont do sensitive testing unless I ask them about it

[ocean marsh]

noooo

[deep phoenix]

And most people just dont know to ask becaus they dont know how this works

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lapiscel-bart-lobotomy

[lime trout]

i mean tbf, i rarely pull numbers anyway

its nice when your changing shit to have a number to use

[deep phoenix]

I mean yeah but its still good to know

[lime trout]

but if your not changing shit, and just steady

its less important

[deep phoenix]

Like the differences between ELCIA and LC-ms/ms in terms of accuracy are large

Elcia is dog

U blocked me kick rocks

[gloomy patio]

Guys I need recommendations on what rake to buy

[ocean marsh]

@frosty thistle yeah go kick rocks buddy

[molten bobcat]

Deserved block

[gloomy patio]

I'm a cactus farmer

[rose onyx]

[molten bobcat]

Heya grx sir

[lime trout]

i should also test my cortisol

cortisol maxxing

[deep phoenix]

I gtg but if ur at all interested look up differences in ELCIA vs LC/MS-MS for total test it's a well known issue in testing methodology among people who care

[lime trout]

so i can looksmax mog them haters

[gloomy patio]

yooo

how's life?

[molten bobcat]

"total test" lol

[deep phoenix]

That I'm not as much of a fan of but do it if u want

[sick gate]

You gotta listen to me bro I'm the biggest expert I can tell you where the best rakes are you'll be throwing out your shitty old rake and praising me

[lime trout]

im just shitposting now

[deep phoenix]

I think personally u can get more out of CRP to measure ur bodies stress

Pce

[ocean marsh]

he's probably just insecure

[lime trout]

pfp wasnt a give away?

[molten bobcat]

The refusal to interact with anyone or answer follow up questions is weird as hell lol

It's nick Fuentes lol

[gloomy patio]

anybody else? I hear this guy hand milks almonds

[lime trout]

perhaps we need more grass-touching

that is what the server is about, afterall

[ocean marsh]

@frosty thistle

[molten bobcat]

Life good, working on health issues and stuff

But I am big healing

[sick gate]

A homosexual Mexican Nazi

[ocean marsh]

have you ever tried checking your test levels 🤓

[molten bobcat]

Yes actually I have Low T due to genetics

[ocean marsh]

nah you're just a lil stupid

[ocean marsh]

I was joking

[molten bobcat]

I wasn't womp womp

[rose onyx]

Go bed now

[ocean marsh]

idk what you're going through but gl c1oud

[molten bobcat]

It doesn't make me less of a man lol

I fight for honor

And friendship

[hybrid hedge]

not like a regular gardener.. with hoodie

[gloomy patio]

glad to hear sir

[rose onyx]

😭

[molten bobcat]

I'm way better with a sword

So y'know, what does my T level matter lol

You should only care when it starts negatively impacting your life

[rose onyx]

Are you balding?

[lime trout]

you can tell when your hormones are fucked, tbh

[ocean marsh]

how

[molten bobcat]

Mr 72, are you a woman

[ocean marsh]

no I'm stupid

[molten bobcat]

Okay so

[ocean marsh]

that's just it

[proper dragon]

so I caught my neighbor Gertrude defacing my petunias again so I'm thinking of planting hemlock in her parsley garden

[molten bobcat]

Women have hormone balances that fluctuate way more than guys do

[lime trout]

based

[scenic maple]

Hi felllow gardeners

[molten bobcat]

Witch posting?

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jgmm-cat-meme

[proper dragon]

this is a garden discord

buncha greenthumbs

[molten bobcat]

Was this never taught to you

[rustic carbon]

hell yeah

[ocean marsh]

Nah I know that

[rustic carbon]

weedwackers in this b

[gloomy patio]

thumbist

shame

[molten bobcat]

If I called you a brown thumb

[ocean marsh]

Imagine being into cysec and being a transphobe, you're in for some trouble bro

[rustic carbon]

lmfao

checks thumb

damn

[proper dragon]

that's another discord
want an invite?

[gloomy patio]

onlythumbs

[molten bobcat]

I'm going to have to vehemently decline

[turbid bloom]

why did the name of the channel change 👀

[molten bobcat]

Check the date

[turbid bloom]

yea i understood XD

[rose onyx]

There's a more diverse group of people here than the people that play video games.

[rapid badger]

🥀

[turbid bloom]

took me a while

[pure sandal]

Aprils fools I guess

[turbid bloom]

cuz metasploit is annoying the fuck outta me

[molten bobcat]

The joke is that the ultimate cybersecurity goal is to completely detach from technology and start a garden

[proper dragon]

obsidian is amazing why am I just now trying this

[lime trout]

how do y'all like the new server icon

[turbid bloom]

yea i understood that

[ocean marsh]

OMG

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY

jesus christ

[sonic mesa]

This is the second server that is doing this

[rustic carbon]

omg so i'm not crazy. thank you

[sonic mesa]

LMAO

[turbid bloom]

it's the same for me?

[molten bobcat]

As much of a dick head design as last year lmao

[pure sandal]

you got me at first tbh

[green kite]

Matches the green plans from HTB

[turbid bloom]

lemme restart discord rq

BRUH

[slender oak]

bruh of course i get scammed again this is the 2nd server that did this ping

💀

[ocean marsh]

I restarted discord

and all that

[turbid bloom]

IKR ME TOO

[sonic mesa]

Actually the HTB one is worse

[turbid bloom]

I WAS SEARCHING FOR THE PING

[molten bobcat]

You're all our perfect April fools

[green kite]

No new icon for server @lime trout

[ocean marsh]

I was like wtf

[sonic mesa]

It does not even line up with the ping

[rustic carbon]

i event went to the announcements channel. i thought discord had a bug lol

[sonic mesa]

LMAO

[ocean marsh]

why is it grey

[turbid bloom]

🤣

[sonic mesa]

[turbid bloom]

XD

[molten bobcat]

**REMEMBER US AS THE ONES WHO MADE YOU ALL A CLOWN **

[turbid bloom]

https://tenor.com/dD1JtDH6hUx.gif

[sonic mesa]

My OCD is getting triggered

hard

[sick gate]

Put it back

[molten bobcat]

No fuck you

[rustic carbon]

lol

[turbid bloom]

SAME

[proper dragon]

the change of the icon to a plant pot was right there

[alpine pumice]

This crosses the line

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/pupa-solar-opposites-pupa-solar-opposites-gun-scared-gif-23767263

[rustic carbon]

1 is the perfect amount of notifications too. believable lol

just enough to trigger the OCD lol

[sonic mesa]

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/view/spong-funny-gif-24911245

[sonic mesa]

The other server did 3

[errant raptor]

My dumbass frantically searching for the ping to realize its 1 april

[sonic mesa]

and they lined it up perfectly

[turbid bloom]

https://tenor.com/bNAYQ.gif

[rustic carbon]

oh, it's just April 1? they should just keep it year round lol

[sonic mesa]

so it is even more annoying

[ocean marsh]

second gif in a row bro

[rustic carbon]

@rustic carbon test

[gloomy patio]

lol

[turbid bloom]

i love gifs 😭

[hybrid hedge]

those tags in names

[muted olive]

I knew it though, the ping would've shown up on my folder lol

[hybrid hedge]

lol

[sonic mesa]

This one is off center

[lime trout]

its boosting our metrics kek, making people active

[sonic mesa]

ahhhhhhhhhh

[ocean marsh]

But you cant send them here man 😭

[rustic carbon]

can someone ping me. i want to see if i still see the notification, then it just goes back to one after i clear it. i guess i need 2 pings

lol

[turbid bloom]

it's giving us OCD

[ocean marsh]

its failing

[turbid bloom]

yea that's the sad part

[muted olive]

real
"wheres the damn ping rahhhhhh "

[rustic carbon]

ok. i'm over it lol

[errant raptor]

This 😭

[turbid bloom]

bruh every time i look at it, my brain tries to look for the ping

[rustic carbon]

yeah dude, we're like rats in a maze here

lol

wheres my dopamine lever?

[turbid bloom]

imma confess to my crush today

[rustic carbon]

which ball do i have to lick to get some water?

[proper dragon]

ar eyou asking for cocaine

[turbid bloom]

use the date to my advantage

[ocean marsh]

Am I getting pavlov'd by this ping

[muted olive]

so anyway, gardener server
can anyone garden my girlfriend's instagram?

[turbid bloom]

why not?

why is it so annoying to find a single file in powershell BRUH

[errant raptor]

Remember. They also can

[hybrid hedge]

wtf, is this notification

is that a april 1st thing too

[rose onyx]

Does this help

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-senya-gif-26024901

[turbid bloom]

i dont think she would. but there's a chance

[hybrid hedge]

man I wasted my time lol

[turbid bloom]

who knows

[turbid bloom]

another casuality

[ocean marsh]

@muted olive do my exam for me

[turbid bloom]

to the OCD of ping clearing

[rustic carbon]

i will hack/mod discord just to replace the icon

lol

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/m6l6j59wYmW.gif

[turbid bloom]

XD

[muted olive]

CAPE? 😨

[ocean marsh]

lmfao no

pandas exam

college

[muted olive]

pandas

as in.. the animal or the python library?

[ocean marsh]

python

fahhh

[turbid bloom]

can anyone help me with a powershell thing real quick?

[turbid bloom]

its so good

[ocean marsh]

every day I think to myself "I will graduate next year"

[muted olive]

just draw this

[ocean marsh]

and that gets me through

[muted olive]

full marks

[ocean marsh]

but its not working rn

[molten bobcat]

There is motion at your front door

[ocean marsh]

stupid creature

[molten bobcat]

I go to check, it's a bunny!

[muted olive]

:(

[ocean marsh]

not a big fan

[muted olive]

they are cute

and know kung fu

[rustic carbon]

maybe. what's up?

[scenic maple]

bro not the fake ping 😭

[molten bobcat]

[lime rose]

no way i fell for the trick thought theres a ping

[rose onyx]

Stupidly cute creatures*

[ocean marsh]

they are, but they are stupid

[ocean marsh]

oldest trick in the book

[graceful pendant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/weekend-right-bvhj7zqJ11RjG

[muted olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943103095230054410/1020318452365410394/52A6FF0C-C541-4B0E-B1AE-1775F5DDB6B1.gif

[turbid bloom]

im doin the metasploit framework module in academy. so the question was to use the eternalromance exploit on a windows server 2008 and get the contents of a text file

[lime rose]

oof

[hybrid hedge]

this notification icon gives me OCD, I want to remove it. I don't like to keep things unread

[rustic carbon]

savagery lol

[turbid bloom]

i got access the to shell

[molten bobcat]

There's a bunny rabbit on my porch triggering a motion sensor

[turbid bloom]

but i can't find the damn file

[ocean marsh]

I just shot my monitor thanks

[turbid bloom]

SAME

[lime rose]

guess im not that old heh

[turbid bloom]

🙇

[rustic carbon]

did you use the exploit they referenced? are you user or system/admin?

[lime rose]

lmao real

[turbid bloom]

yep x 2

[rustic carbon]

do you have the name of the file?

[turbid bloom]

@hybrid hedge lets overlap the ping XD

[turbid bloom]

yep

[molten bobcat]

I know powershell as well

[rustic carbon]

enter a cmd shell. then, dir /s/b \*filename

let me know if you find it

[molten bobcat]

Please specify if you're in a powershell window or a cmd shell window

[real rampart]

bru when did htb change their icon to have the fake ping 😭

[graceful pendant]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWVjZjA1ZTQ3OXBia29uZWp4enBoNHJwcmZrNjZiNWRzdGNvYmEyaGN4eTJ0ZzE3MiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3JlbGF0ZWQmY3Q9Zw/RblIiwzlseh6vS0RiE/giphy.gif

[ocean marsh]

I understand why people drop out of college

[molten bobcat]

Dunno if you know you can swap them

Like, on the fly

[lime trout]

check the date

[turbid bloom]

found it 😄

[hybrid hedge]

‎

[real rampart]

its 31st for me 😔

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-larping-king

[proper dragon]

I wish college was self paced

the longer you stay the more you pay

[hybrid hedge]

Still there is the "<3>1st"

[molten bobcat]

But does he know how to swap between cmd prompt and powershell mid terminal?

[ocean marsh]

boooooo

boooo

gif fail

[turbid bloom]

how do i open it now 😭

[molten bobcat]

Are you in cmd

[rustic carbon]

what type of file is it?

[proper dragon]

everybody click the gif and run it as admin

[rustic carbon]

extension?

[turbid bloom]

txt

[muted olive]

powershell + exit

[twin flame]

T-T

[molten bobcat]

It's Type

[rose onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[ocean marsh]

I wish my college was interesting

[rustic carbon]

type file.txt

[molten bobcat]

You'll use the Type command in windows

Does the same as cat

[hybrid hedge]

I saw the last word like something else

[turbid bloom]

danke guys

[ocean marsh]

throw tomatos at him

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/b0xR7.gif

[twin flame]

why i can't send gifs

[proper dragon]

probably not far from the truth
college resembles prison

[molten bobcat]

It's locked behind your role

[rustic carbon]

skill issue.

lmfao

had to

[hybrid hedge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TheSecretGarden-garden-secret-secretgarden-iIq2f9oDZDOnYa7AdZ

[rustic carbon]

sorry

[molten bobcat]

Hacker rank and higher has embed perms

[rose onyx]

Probably server issue

[hybrid hedge]

huh what else I can do

[molten bobcat]

In order to prevent new accounts from flooding channels with.. horrible horrible things

[twin flame]

[molten bobcat]

(it's usually phishing)

For some ungodly reason people studying cybersecurity are uniquely weak to phishing

[turbid bloom]

yea i got experience with those gifs XD

[rustic carbon]

i'm tired as shit but don't feel like sleeping. my lungs probably need more poison. that sounds like a good life decision. brb

[molten bobcat]

WHICH SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD BE THE OPPOSITE

[hybrid hedge]

can I do anything else other than sending a gif

[twin flame]

ohh i thought everyone has the mperms

[turbid bloom]

;-;

[molten bobcat]

#hacker-lounge

There's this lol

[rose onyx]

They are still learning, they haven't seen how bad people can be yet.

[spiral viper]

Did HTB got hacked?

[rustic carbon]

they are but sweet, sweet, summer children. okay, i'm actually brb now

[molten bobcat]

Yeh

It's all over now

[ocean marsh]

yes they hacked the box

[proper dragon]

realistically, how scary can a top 5% hacker be if they wanted

[molten bobcat]

Pack it in gang

Eh

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/deepfriedwoomy-1

this scary

[ornate ibex]

He responded several hours late.

[hybrid hedge]

I can't stand with this notification icon

[molten bobcat]

Being good at solving puzzles on the internet does not equate to a successful cybercrime career lmao

[hybrid hedge]

[ocean marsh]

tejas sir

how are we

[proper dragon]

i skibidi'd my loosh to the noncorporeal archons

[molten bobcat]

Most threat actors I deal with are not smart

[ornate ibex]

Fine so far, how abt you?

[hybrid hedge]

[ocean marsh]

fine

studying for exams

sadly

[ornate ibex]

uni / school?

[ocean marsh]

uni

cs

[ornate ibex]

Oh

[scenic maple]

u seem like a happy person

[lime trout]

i thought everyone was top 1%

[ornate ibex]

Which subject is the upcoming exam on?

[scenic maple]

wifi

[real rampart]

lol

[molten bobcat]

Nap time

[rose onyx]

Wrong server

[ocean marsh]

pandas, the python lib

identifying outliars

[proper dragon]

wait is this why there are no jobs
all vulnerabilites are fixed now and in perpetuity

[ocean marsh]

analysis

filtering data

[ornate ibex]

Oh, Good Luck

[ocean marsh]

all that boring stuff

ty ty

[lime trout]

no, lack of jobs is because the shareholders wanted a 10th yacht

[ocean marsh]

and I'm checking some things in the CPTS path

[proper dragon]

I help build boats and I support this message

[molten bobcat]

Hey why is this old man in pokémon dropping these bars?

[ocean marsh]

average souls like dialogue

[ornate ibex]

So. How to get this role?

[ocean marsh]

which role

[proper dragon]

that guy looks like a Preddy Viskanaguptu

[molten bobcat]

I don't know who that is lol

[ocean marsh]

that's john pokemon

[proper dragon]

thats him

[molten bobcat]

This game is pretty fun for taking screenshots

[small osprey]

Anybody else have a Ghost ping?

[hybrid hedge]

Let's say if I really do have a notification. then will that show up here

[alpine pumice]

what's ghost ping?

[ocean marsh]

thats a ghost ping

sir

[alpine pumice]

oh that

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-even-funnier-the-second-time-spongebob-spongebob-meme-meme-impact-font-gif-20058612

[alpine pumice]

no i don't have a ghost ping

[austere sigil]

@ocean marsh no its real

[alpine pumice]

i thought he meant some kind of loic tool

[hybrid hedge]

what is ghost

[alpine pumice]

sorry it's past my bedtime

[ocean marsh]

the one piece? the one piece is real indeed

[small osprey]

Can anyone remove this? Its kinda annoying....also I need tk change that noob thing quick

[alpine pumice]

did you water your plants today?

[austere sigil]

both are real sir

[hybrid hedge]

are you reffering to the notification that makes OCD

[molten bobcat]

This is a gardening server

[ocean marsh]

getting called sir

I'm not used to that

[austere sigil]

bio food is not vegan

[proper dragon]

these people worked hard at being good plant caretakers

the nerve

[hybrid hedge]

Bio is so rude

Bro

[ocean marsh]

mto is super gentle btw

[small osprey]

Actually I did. I have 2 roses I take care of

[rustic carbon]

i'm super strange, so - facts.

[hybrid hedge]

according to law. You can only keep 1 rose

[small osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/law-police-judge-cop-dredd-gif-8606130

[stuck quartz]

lmaoo nice april fool

is that ping icon

i was like where is the ping message

[hybrid hedge]

[small osprey]

REEEEEEE

[elder lichen]

Ping??

[rose onyx]

Now is your time to ping @austere sinew

[ocean marsh]

[alpine pumice]

sadists

[violet garnet]

Good joke

[raven rain]

yea i'm very sad 🙁

[ocean marsh]

the kenjaku with the gay flag

I was not expecting this

[violet garnet]

Hahaha

Expanding my horizons and domains ya know

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/say-that-again-1

expanding

domain

[hybrid hedge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jgmm-cat-meme

[rustic carbon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MOLATV-movie-movies-molatv-69Rz1Dqtf10XofSebD

[patent lily]

pungt

[ocean marsh]

crazy that this is the guy that was on whiplash

and on fantastic four

[muted olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1227988612797435965/1386892024049045534/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

[ocean marsh]

pungtpinia stewart

[willow storm]

https://tenor.com/view/javi-chino-gif-24460047

Hi chat

[rustic carbon]

hey, how goes it?

[willow storm]

Gardening

[rustic carbon]

hell yeah bro, me too

[sturdy thistle]

heya

[rotund forge]

fertilizer is expensive that's why I keep piss jugs

[proper dragon]

thanks obama

[willow storm]

Damn

Crazy economy u have there bro

[rotund forge]

Tell me about it I'm already hearing voices

[rustic carbon]

it's okay it's just demons lol

[rotund forge]

lmao

you guys read anyting cool lately?

idk am I allowed to post links in here?

https://www.amazon.com/Superforecasting-Science-Prediction-Philip-Tetlock/dp/0804136718

[rustic carbon]

been watching a DSA video from freecodecamp. that's about it. i think links are okay. i'm sure a mod will correct. i say go for it.

[rotund forge]

fuck we ball

[rustic carbon]

interesting. that sounds cool. will read toc now...

[terse dirge]

Cisco got breached https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/cisco-source-code-stolen-in-trivy-linked-dev-environment-breach/

[ocean marsh]

cisco AND claude??

jfc

[rustic carbon]

looks informative. i'd read it, but these days i basically rely on gut instinct alone.

i used to be really into those types of books though.

stuff on memory, etc.

critical thinking, etc.

this baddy is next on my list tho

[rotund forge]

I like the concept of super forecasting it's like that whole thing they tried in the 60's - 70's when they got a bunch of psychics together and they just figured out that they're really good guessers. So they just refined it. Mikki mase would be considered a well known forecaster. I think it's neat a guy living in a cardboard box can get really good predicting the future.

[rotund forge]

ohhhhhhhh

[proper dragon]

i love memory management like you wouldnt believe

[sharp shuttle]

i love you

[rustic carbon]

very nice. yeah. loki system is lit

[sharp shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-i-love-you-ily-gif-4247002

[rustic carbon]

pegging (not the hub kind)

[sharp shuttle]

why not both

[rustic carbon]

lol

[proper dragon]

simultaneously

[rustic carbon]

indeed.

i'm like, "i'm gonna remember this, i've pegged this pegging in my memory"

lol

[sharp shuttle]

what a man does with his doctor and computer is between him and them

[proper dragon]

really changes the defintion of pipe/socket

[rotund forge]

that and the 3rd party advertisers in the room with em

[rustic carbon]

i got a 5-pin DIN baby

[pseudo hound]

I got baited the server icon 🤦‍♂️

I really was scanning through the channels to see where the notification is from

[rustic carbon]

lol

[rustic carbon]

this pegging is sponsored by google

lol

[terse dirge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/miss-you-i-miss-you-39

[pseudo hound]

haha

[sharp shuttle]

explain your pfp in your own words

[pseudo hound]

me?

[sharp shuttle]

yes

[pseudo hound]

uhm

nothing to do with linux

😇

[rustic carbon]

looks like Tux took some shrapnel to the chest lol

[proper dragon]

"dont worry guys, windows isn't coming back"

[pseudo hound]

XD

[sharp shuttle]

from the looks of it neither is tux

[rustic carbon]

good bleed out spot lol

[thick yew]

Hello, I have a MacBook Air M2 and I'm wondering what's the best solution between Parallels and VMware Fusion. I saw they just released Parrot 7.1 with a Hack The Box version that doesn't seem to work on Apple Silicon. Any recommendations?

[ocean marsh]

probably tux cousin

[sharp shuttle]

tux's cousin, tmux

dead as hell

[ocean marsh]

VMware is free

and kali works with apple silicon

[proper dragon]

i took the parallels bait too

[obsidian tartan]

guys, does anyone else have a notification? I can’t find it

[ocean marsh]

tmux is dead?

[obsidian tartan]

did they announce the cert?

[sharp shuttle]

yeah, pretty much

[astral fox]

ffs I was so confused with the icon and then the HackTheGarden - I just seen the date.

[ocean marsh]

keep looking

[ocean marsh]

why?

[austere sigil]

@sharp shuttle get pinged sir

[sharp shuttle]

i am pinged

[ocean marsh]

is there a better alternative to tmux

[sharp shuttle]

tmuxinator killed it many years ago

[proper dragon]

whats tmux

[ocean marsh]

tux cousin

[obsidian tartan]

I just realized

[minor loom]

wtf is that troll april fools ping icon

[obsidian tartan]

lmao, good one

[sharp shuttle]

a terminal multiplexer

[austere sigil]

remember to water your plants in the garden.

[daring bane]

Two questions
Where is the hidden notification
Why the server name is weird

[proper dragon]

this is cool as fuck what

[daring bane]

I’m annoyed

[sharp shuttle]

your ass is snape grass, smonk dwarf weed, crank sara pots

[sturdy thistle]

you can read more about that in our garden academy

[austere sigil]

@sturdy thistle please water your plants to keep them healthy and strong

[daring bane]

🧐

[terse dirge]

check the calendar

[sharp shuttle]

its april fools, ya fool

[sturdy thistle]

doing that

[obsidian tartan]

why? I love tmux, please don’t take it away from me

[ocean marsh]

i see

never heard of tmuxinator

[daring bane]

Oh okkk 😂😂😭

[sharp shuttle]

its just terminator and tmux put together

its absolutely op

[proper dragon]

oh, I have tmux

[pseudo hound]

is it a reference to contrasting " staying indoor - garden " or it means smt else

[austere sigil]

terminator is a true blessing

[strange gulch]

Why did the discord name change?

[rustic carbon]

i use screen like a geezer. but someone said tmux has better features. i can't remember what distinguished it though.

[sharp shuttle]

did you guys all just wake up

[rustic carbon]

almost 12am here, so no

[obsidian tartan]

wdym it’s always been called like that

[ocean marsh]

HTB rebranding

[sharp shuttle]

almost 12 am here too

[turbid bloom]

the banner is goated XD

[sharp shuttle]

are you in oregon?

[rustic carbon]

Cali

[pseudo hound]

8 45 am here 🙂

[sharp shuttle]

damn

[turbid bloom]

@lime trout who is it in the banner 😂

[strange gulch]

Nah hah, it was HackTheBox not some garden)

[cerulean bloom]

3:45 pm

[austere sigil]

I do not sleep, I meditate to increase my vibration and reach the higher state of gardening perfection

[cerulean bloom]

for me

[ocean marsh]

3:45 AM

[sharp shuttle]

sell me some horticulture books

[sturdy thistle]

8:46 am

[strange gulch]

Ahh, I got it, it's a April 1st joke by HTB

[austere sigil]

I shall provide you with wisdom

[cerulean bloom]

lol

[austere sigil]

correct

[proper dragon]

tmux is in my bash
thats what that is huh
wtf, is this dementia

[obsidian tartan]

I pinged you the reason

it’s a really cool story

check your notifications

[static badge]

wow bunch of mods online thats a new for me

[sharp shuttle]

Yo alienx

[static badge]

hllo

[sharp shuttle]

I like your pfp

[austere sigil]

we live here

[static badge]

thonx

[strange gulch]

What do you mean, don't see anything?

[static badge]

nah i call cap

i hardly used to see any mods back in the day

[cerulean bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-lol-haha-so-funny-funny-gif-15155799540154128453

[austere sigil]

they allowed us to leave our gardens

[pseudo hound]

west eu ? 😉

[static badge]

quite literally

[obsidian tartan]

you should have a notification, I @ you

[cerulean bloom]

lol

[proper dragon]

macos users can't into discord confirmed lol

[static badge]

its been 6 yrs, i was in high school back then, now I am going for my phd

time flies

[austere sigil]

huh?

[strange gulch]

I only saw the message where it says that is has always been like that and that was it

[ocean marsh]

that's nice man

[pseudo hound]

i still refer to things 10 years ago like yesterday

[cerulean bloom]

crazy
now I’m in highschool

[rustic carbon]

what field and area of research if i may ask?

[ocean marsh]

which year

[static badge]

holy

[obsidian tartan]

That’s not the one

[cerulean bloom]

9th

[strange gulch]

Don't see any other

[ocean marsh]

nice

[static badge]

cybersec ofc, mostly on decompilers

[rustic carbon]

very cool. nice.

[ocean marsh]

I'm on my 5th sem of CS

[pseudo hound]

noice

click

[static badge]

i also did some android malware research back in my undergrad and masters

[ocean marsh]

I cant wait to graduate asap

[pseudo hound]

im unemployed

[static badge]

me too

[ocean marsh]

so am I

[static badge]

too much war going on so might as well educate myself

[ocean marsh]

I want to go for a PHD tbh

[pseudo hound]

7 months can't get a job ahah i'm so bad

[static badge]

its pretty interesting u get to choose ur own problems

[proper dragon]

same, but my MS is only in CS

[ocean marsh]

yeah and I like academics

[static badge]

my major was cs in MS but i did specialization in cybersec

[ocean marsh]

what is ms

masters?

[static badge]

masters in science

yea

[proper dragon]

yep

[ocean marsh]

i see

I'm doing bachelors

in cs

[static badge]

i lot of ppl straight up go to phd after their bachelors

[uneven beacon]

[proper dragon]

if I had FU money I would just get a pure math phd and chill

[static badge]

if u do a thesis in bachelors and do i good enough job and got some papers then professors take in phd

nah, i cant math

undergrad math was hard

i used to like calc but i forgot them

i like laplace and fourier transformers tho, its pretty intuitive for me

[proper dragon]

I did philosophy in undergrad

[static badge]

my bachelors was in electronics and communication so I used them a lot

[proper dragon]

I had a bunch of CS and math classes so I got into a MS

heh
i code therefore I'm unemployed

[pseudo hound]

i'd do philosophy if i had to redo education

[ocean marsh]

undergrad is what?

[static badge]

same bro same

[pseudo hound]

maybe id solve my existential crisis

[static badge]

bachelors

[ocean marsh]

🐿️

[misty lava]

[static badge]

software jobs have 0 job security these days

[proper dragon]

au contraire

[pseudo hound]

ah merde

[ocean marsh]

I always get confused with this stuff

[static badge]

a few of my friends from my undergrad worked in oracle, they got laid off, they only got to work like an year or so 😔

[proper dragon]

the trick is to end up as furniture in a compliance heavy role

[radiant sinew]

na i literally fell for this logo

[static badge]

undergrad = bachelors, grad = masters and phd

[ocean marsh]

i see

[open lava]

I got a notification alret that doesn't wanna go whatever i do

[static badge]

m more into security so might as well go for a security researcher position

[tame plaza]

why the server got a notification icon on the logo ?

[ocean marsh]

we dont have this whole thing here

[pseudo hound]

it's still on the cv so it open doors for future opportunities and also networking inside the company

[ocean marsh]

in my country

[ocean marsh]

kasane teto, nuke htb

[open lava]

Wtf

[static badge]

yea, but whose recruiting these days?

[tame plaza]

yes

[proper dragon]

Anything in technincal fields at the upper echelons is going to be employable. The hard part is going to be finding the roles

[open lava]

Bruh

[static badge]

most of the tech companies have hiring freezes

[pseudo hound]

no one haha it's hard ik

[static badge]

nah, i know a SDE3 in google who got laid off not too long ago

[proper dragon]

yea, it's really a structural issue through and through right now

[static badge]

software jobs are a shitshow these days

[proper dragon]

low hire high fire and market consolidation, plus a war

[rotund forge]

https://tenor.com/view/justice-democracy-court-richter-judgment-gif-24457286

Tell them to hit the triple beam

[ocean marsh]

good luck!

[static badge]

what does that even mean ??

[tame plaza]

thanks 🙂 !

[static badge]

yea good luck

[rotund forge]

legal and compliance

[pseudo hound]

can't wait AI bubble to burst so ppl realize they need other humans

[static badge]

idk if AI bubble will burst or not, you guys know that the litellm vuln was discovered by claude right?

[proper dragon]

openAI just recieved anouther 122 billion in funding

[pseudo hound]

yeah ironically ..

[static badge]

and it was reported by an ML engineer, who didnt even understand security

his laptop froze and he just gave the logs to claude and asked what happened

[proper dragon]

"Investors like Nvidia, Microsoft, and SoftBank aimed to support an AI superapp, with a long-term goal of over $1.4 trillion in infrastructure spending to maintain market leadership and accelerate Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) development."

heh

get ready for AI toasters

[static badge]

https://futuresearch.ai/blog/litellm-attack-transcript/ this

[static badge]

plus nvidia is not even making any consumer gpus these days, they are focusing on server GPUs, even elon started is own AI chip company

[pseudo hound]

we're just gonna cook the planet to run the infrastructure for a luxury chatbot

[static badge]

even ARM is making an AGI based CPU

[static badge]

type1 civilization they promise

plus also recently axios also got hacked, its a shitshow in tech

btw @mods by changing the logo of htb discord, you only lose the notification trust of ppl, ppl wont open the server even if its an actual ping, thinking yall simply change the logo again, just a heads up

[glass ibex]

do you guys know about Denuvo Hypervisor Bypass !!!

[static badge]

yes

i aspire to be that skilled some day

[prime crescent]

i actually thought i had a ping

[static badge]

yea

[meager kernel]

Lemme guess, you're trying to pirate a video game by bypassing DRM

You'll have to learn reverse engineering for that

[static badge]

its crazy how denuvo might use kernelmode drm now, because thats the only way to defeat it

[meager kernel]

Extremely advanced level

[ocean marsh]

kraton

[glass ibex]

i'm a mac user

[hoary cove]

Why are we all gardeners ?

Huh

[prime crescent]

why not

[static badge]

reject tech embrace gardens

[meager kernel]

Nah i dont think it's kernel mode since those games do work on linux

[hoary cove]

Did something happen I do not know about

[meager kernel]

Hi

[static badge]

nah, i am saying from now on as in from the next version of denuvo

[ocean marsh]

htb rebrand

[meager kernel]

Ah

[proper dragon]

tech is mostly a shitshow at the entry levels and where there are too many cooks/middle managers

[obsidian tartan]

yeah, they sent a notification to everyone, have you read it?

[terse dirge]

Games with kernel level anti cheats work fine if it has proton support

[ocean marsh]

@hoary cove just read the memo

[tame plaza]

no ?? what is it ?

[proper dragon]

last place I worked was great but the domain knowledge necessary to perform was very steep and most people couldnt manage

[obsidian tartan]

this, big changes, exciting stuff

[hoary cove]

[obsidian tartan]

I don’t want to spoil it you should have a notification

[terse dirge]

Proton is a translation layer like wine think of a game in proton speaking something like Spanish and wine or proton translates it to English

[meager kernel]

If they do

Yes

[static badge]

they dont need entry level and they say they dont have enough senior level and to be a senior level they need an entry level who needs experience, which they dont want to give

its crazy

[glass ibex]

yup and some of the pirate game sites are using it to inject malware to steal the creds

[static badge]

i mean thats upto you to trust the pirate copy

[proper dragon]

It'll heal eventually. All the H1B visas destroyed the domestic labor market hard

[ocean marsh]

look at the date man

[obsidian tartan]

[jaunty pulsar]

[meager kernel]

Idk if you've ever pirated games before but you're supposed to use reliable well known websites

[static badge]

i am all in for cracking tbh cuz they crazy amt of skills needed to do it

i dont promote piracy

[glass ibex]

you mean XXXgirl

[meager kernel]

Shhhhhhhhhh

[static badge]

... i am one of the prospective h1b's 😛

[meager kernel]

Shhhuuushhhhh

[glass ibex]

lmao

[tame plaza]

[meager kernel]

Dont expose it here

[tame plaza]

bruh

thanks

[meager kernel]

@glass ibex its like fightclub, you dont talk about it, alright?

[lost olive]

Please send help, the name changed here and now I've got agent.btz files in my garden

[proper dragon]

I'm not against it; globalist work culture is the problem imo

[static badge]

XXXgirl is simply a repacker tbh, they aint no cracker

[static badge]

i mean companies will hire cheap labour right, thats capitalism

[meager kernel]

Empress was a cracker

[glass ibex]

got it tyler

[static badge]

yep, she and cpy

[meager kernel]

She cracked RDR2

Which was a huge feat

[proper dragon]

cheap labor and exploitation are different things

[meager kernel]

But unfortunately Empress was mentally insane

Idk what she doing nowadays

[static badge]

the ppl who are working in cheap dont feel they are getting exploited so..

[obsidian tartan]

cost of living is a thing

[static badge]

true

[obsidian tartan]

agreed

[proper dragon]

lol

[meager kernel]

Im pretty sure she was heavily into antidepressants and other drugs

So yea

But she was skilled though

I kinda got interested into reverse engineering cause of her

[ocean marsh]

no one cracked persona 3 reload to this day 🥀

[static badge]

idk why but i cant find no telegram or discord or some community by these crackers in order to like educate ppl how they do it

[terse dirge]

From what I've been told is there's a decent number of people in cyber or IT that have substance problems or have had them in the past

[turbid bloom]

who?

[static badge]

cuz honestly cracking todays games is crazy work

[meager kernel]

Those communities are very tight knit

[static badge]

yea ik for obvious reasons

[proper dragon]

and burnout rates are incredibly high

[meager kernel]

Empress, a game cracker who was famously known for making piracy possible for alot of games where piracy seemed impossible

[glass ibex]

where i can start ?

[pseudo hound]

before, like artists, you probably needed a substance for extra inspiration but now you have claude 😂 just kidding

[glass ibex]

and hell divers 2

[turbid bloom]

burnout casualities in the it industry (be it academics or working) is extremely high

[turbid bloom]

oh daym XD

[static badge]

its like mr robot, the person has crazy cyber abilities but does it for the unlawful and has serious mental health issues

[lusty forum]

@austere sinew ping

[ocean marsh]

wyv dont

[turbid bloom]

for me it's pavel durov

[lusty forum]

hi

[meager kernel]

HTB has reverse engineering modules, they'll build your foundation.
Introduction to Assembly and then Binary Exploration module
Then you can do reverse engineering challenges from HTB labs and pwn.college

And then start practically reverse engineering drivers and software, using ghidra and IDA

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i'm looking at switches

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ive heard pavel, m not too sure where

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@lusty forum ping! @austere sinew ping!

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Cisco got hacked btw

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got it

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PS: I am working on a decompiler based on LLM 😛

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AGAIN?