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Yo ejpt or ceh v13 which is better ( I know both are entry and basic levels )
So ejpt is also not worth it ?
its stupid easy and hasnt done anything for me career wise
fine fine
I'm mean I'm completely beginner
No twerking in general
I'm not paying for the courses
so am i
I just started 3 days ago β
Ohh ππ
Ceh cert costs $500
They called me and yapped for 10 mins this is the best entry cert it would give value to career etc
Lmao
Why
I swear I never heard a positive review for ceh or someone saying it's worth doing
Are they the one with the stolen font or was that ceh?
Funny that someone who just doubted my GPU benchmarks is asking why a cert that is notorious for using outdated material is embarassing.
lmaoo
do you have a problem with me man?
Not to mention all the proctoring scandals
this dude is a goated gen chat ragebaiter
I'm not chasing certs, I got acces to ceh v13 and ejptv2 for free so ....
U mad bro?

"u mad bro" - 0x72
Visiting my hometown of Spokane Valley, Washington to face off against the mighty "Thor's Hammer" Beef Shank Challenge!! Brave and VERY hungry diners have one hour to finish a platter loaded with 1 pint of mac and cheese, 1 pint of baked beans, 8oz of coleslaw, an entire basket of potatoes (tater tots, jo-jo's, or fries), 2 slices of garlic brea...
eggzy u gotta watch some beardmeetsfood too
And that's why I am going to be a unicorn in this field. Not only do I have a very solid foundation of GRC, I will be among the few with the actual technical skills.
I post those too
I'm not the doubting people's GPU benchmarks because of a clear lack of understanding of entropy.
"it should only take 6 seconds bro." Yeah, if it's in the top 1000 lol
yeah this is a good time to go back to focusing on studying
Yeah im going to have dinner and watch something 
Waiting for this crack to move on. I got time to kill.
Let the entropy expert have fun
What about cracking some bitches
Don't give away secrets
I'm 3 kids deep already.
Ok so youre a grown ass man getting mad over a teenager on discord
Over ntlm
Cracking
Ah, that explains a lot. Also explains the "cracking bitches" remark.
Grow up, please.
For sure it does
Im trying
And that's why I am going to be a unicorn in this field. Not only do I have a very solid foundation of GRC, I will be among the few with the actual technical skills.
Actually, this is what age does. I'm not a teenie bopper doubting someone with years of experience lol
You sound super insecure man
projection?
sudo nmap -sV -T4 192.168.10.16
ftp 192.168.10.16
get educationExperience.txt
exit
cat educationExperience.txt
Undergraduate | B.S. Cybersecurity (GRC) | NSA/DHS CAE-CD Program
Gn
Have fun cracking NTLM
My bio is pretty cool π thanks
mine has street racing
Cars are pretty sick.

anybody hacking anything cool today?
What was it? 
Im doing password cracking and then on to the next module. League starts Monday .-.
Currently me
I think I might build out a fuzzing host in my proxmox lab this weekend
then I can be cool like @zealous charm
If a UFO becomes identified does it make it an IFO?
I know what they are
they are gorblashnar 900's from gorgashnar

made by King KlipKlop III
Zero days are just sitting out there waiting to be found. An internet-wide scavenger hunt
maybe I'll target some load balancer apps 
Taking on The Behemoth BBQ Sandwich Challenge at Doc's Smokehouse in Edwardsville, Illinois! Hungry diners have 45 minutes to finish a 6lb sandwich piled with smoked sausage, pulled pork, brisket, cheeseburgers, and french fries. Winners earn their meal for free, a groovy t-shirt, and a spot up on Doc's Wall of Fame!!
TWITCH: https://www.tw...
6 lb sammich
Jeezus
that's like the size of a baby
How did she fit that inside her
very carefully
The yokes that I will not say here
what do u mean by that? π€
bullshit this woman ate that big ass sandwich
it's on video, bruh
lmfao
ah she went with the old "dip it in cola" strat
How did she handle all that meat? Thatβs gonna be so hard to digest
what meat ? 
The sandwich meat
Obviously
juvenile minds
ngl idek how she ate all that
lol
LMAO
I figured out the time skew Issue. You have to disable it in PowerShell on the host for Virtualbox. And uncheck the Hardware clock in UTC Under the system tab.
& "C:\Program Files\Oracle\VirtualBox\VBoxManage.exe" setextradata "<VM_NAME>" "VBoxInternal/Devices/VMMDev/0/Config/GetHostTimeDisabled" 1
thanks for sharing! π
βββΆ VBoxManage setextradata Kali "VBoxInternal/Devices/VMMDev/0/Config/GetHostTimeDisabled" 1 I wonder if this works on kali in vbox vm
nah, you have to leverage that command from the hypervisor. unless guest additions does some cool stuff to allow it, maybe.
what do you mean nah
there is no vboxmanager inside virtualmachiens
it's only on the hypervisor
that's what i meant. perhaps i misunderstood your question.
you said in vbox vm
sorry
Maybe I didn't ask my question right
now that I think about it
I meant linux host for the hypervisor
whatever, I don't care. I solved a sherlock
can someone help with an osint image location (not HTB)
located an image of ur mom
its nsfw can't post it here
burn
haha, its not.
file too large ?
You are joining the Machine. Please stand by...
Been stuck here for a while
machine doesn't start, no ip shows
Nvm
finally went through
I officially hate wsl
I'm about to just live boot. Every module is a nightmare trying to run wsl
Use a hypervisor instead
Like virtualbox or vmware
Unless you have dogshit specs that can't accommodate a vm
Just install Linux as your main and use containers for CTFs
Containers are isolated enough tbh and easier to configure for CTF environments but you will only be able to use the shell
I don't think you can use WSL for cyber security stuff lol
You could use terminal based tools but how are you gonna open GUI based ones?
Burpsuite: Am I a joke to you
You can also always use your host for ghidra or something personally I like radare2 a bit more tho
I don't want to deal with the headache of the fans on this PC with Linux. Im getting a dedicated laptop soon for this.
Yes it is a joke. Just use the based hetty or have burp on your host
this is brainrot
The fans will spin less so I'm not sure what you're really talking about
Burp on windows host, Linux tools on WSL, it's a hot mess if you go that route
Just don't use tools that require a lot of system resources tbh
That's not the issue. I would have to setup a way to control the fans. Its a thin laptop and it gets a little hot under load
Are you saying don't use burp?
Why don't y'all just use the fetty for hacking?
Just use curl and copy past the request from your browser Dev tools or use browser Dev tools itself π€
Anything Java automatically bad
zap 
The JVM is what makes it slow
I'll probably put Linux on it after I finish this last course for my degree
Yes and resource intensive. Jvm needs to preallocate resources because it's a VM meaning not just bad scaling but if you're working with resource restrictions you're also fucked
Yeah
But on the flip side java apps work everywhere because of the JVM, so it's sort of a trade off
hetty dead project?
Maybe but it works great for me
Fetty Wap
I do use burp if I'm able to tho because I don't really like the UI for hetty for some parts
I should fork hetty and fix it guys
Always program and contribute to open source out of spite
Or just do fent
falconspy in shambles
https://github.com/elazarl/goproxy this looks interesting
you and go
It's good vro
is it part of the challenges the absurd frustrating experience when trying to get a stable connection to the HTB machines? I remeber using HTB ~2019 and the experience were absurdly good in the past
This is how I see you and Go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n7eNFj_9Vk
This is an edit of Allen Pan's video where he gives a snake its legs back.
Watch it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SgGfMlbCoM
Audio is taken from here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gIMZ0WyY88
where would go be without c though
my hacker bro changed c to c++ liked.... from someday.
haha
i like c... still...
He changed c to c++
Yes!
bjarne???
lol
is that u???
t*
his handle.
he afk long time...
hahaha
he worked in a big company and wrote a blogging... about it. hah
i left c... and ...
Damn
twizi
on phrack.
hahaha
he worked in intel... and way... deleted his e-mail.
some years ago.
i think he changed some opionion... to the security.
Very much fax, Ken Thompson wouldn't have helped make go if he didn't make B which led to C
A? You mean ArnoldC? The truly the language of the future. https://esolangs.org/wiki/ArnoldC
anyone doing any machines rn on this friday night
anyone has discount code for htb labs monthly vip+?
what are you workin on?
we be yapping
are you?
I really want to re-do some machines
Im benchmarking my scanner after doing some updates. Out of a true positive set it was detecting 75/100 known vulns so Im seeing how much higher it should be this run
niceee
unfortunately even my test corpus is 5million lines of code so its like an hour to run before I get results lol
made more ceald kibble today
yeah i was doing variatype
85/100 woo
anyone having connection issues rn? outside of US and EU 6 & 7, for some reason the other vpns also wont connect
yea
sucks
i was doing principal and outta nowhere the whole vpn died lmoa
im doing overwatch, literally just found the attack path lol
haha did ur vpn die as you found it?
yes I was trying to query something so I could copy paste and was like "huh thats strange i cant connect to the machine"
im on vip+ 4
lmao that sucks, mine died as i was trying an exploit too
damn the VIP ones down too?
yeah
ive tried like 5 different ones theyre all down
whos the it support on here lol
same here lol. it stops working so i came here to check it out
think its back up
yep
I got user on variatype like 4 days ago. Didn't really look into root. Gotta do it lol
Morning
I started looking into HTB, ive read THM is another good source. I appreciate the point of trying IT though, maybe it'd be better than staying where im at while learning lol. My brother is also looking into it he's mentioned something about compTIA security+.
(Sorry about random late reply, I have the attention span of a walnut sometimes
)
ive read THM is another good source
you've read wrong, imo
start with HTB academy
Yeah start with htb
trust my words start with HTB academy im completely unbiased
From what I've heard THM is toxic asf
morning
and the recent AI pentest thing too


Can chatgpt hack the bank for me
That would be the $2k a month version, but you would be the one going to jail π€£
Yes it is π
I appreciate it! Shame I can't put more in there or I would make it cooler lol
What's with the drainers and stuff some guy dmed in tg and said he bought drainer from darkweb and need a developer to make it , gpt said its illegal stuff
Noice I just started in cybersecurity wanna be friends !? π€
Sure lol
aaand finally earned pro hacker :)
we're so back
don't know if I can make it to elite hacker on a routine basis (job and girlfriend), but I'd like to try to apply some of the AD tricks I've been picking up with the current windows boxes towards pro labs
damn nice, where do u recommend learning AD btw? ive been wanting to learn more about it
build your own lab (use the microsoft docs for this) and also htb academy
tbh all of my AD knowledge comes from either HTB boxes or real world stuff
but yeah labs help to learn the administration side, which matters if you want to learn the concepts behind the exploits
ah shit vpn just went down again
i was wondering why my darkzero port scan was failing lmao
hi
I've been using a free aws instance for almost a year now and I've never shut it down meaning I had one of the 4 billion public Ipv4 addresses all for myself for a year. Is this how VIPs feel?
thx for the advice, ive never thought of setting up my own AD lab tbh thats a good idea
haha yea it went down right after I was done luckily
Henlo
Hi
How is it free
Free tier
whats with the vpn?
hi
Wt specs u get on the trial ver?
Is there anyone who can teach me pixie dust attack like how it works or suggest a module maybe
Okay
Pokemon?
Wps
Any mod here ?
Is Hack The Box experiencing any infrastructure issues? None of the machines will start up.
from api "ip":null}}
CPTS exam too
It's already broken, and the new machine is releasing for a few hours π But seriously, can someone look into this?>
Yes, same for me too. Cannot spawn any of the boxes. Please look into this.
ive got my top guy on it
I think it's part of the challenge.
Sounds like new challenge category π
if issue is on htb side you will be compensated
but do contact support
Need to speak to a person? Learn how to reach our support via HTB Labs.
Is it still the case?
Which VPN server?
After 15 minutes, another machine started up; now I'm checking the one I wanted, but so far it looks the same. EU VIP+ 1
Got the same problem, in academy tho, not starting in any EU vpn
Can't connect to any US too
Just installed Kali on bare metal and I'm never installing Windows in this house again.
wsl got on my last nerve
Bro kali is not a good os to run it as a daily driver
It'll be okay. It's for pen testing.
And I'm running Kali Purple, anyway. It's a little more secure. Parrot 7.1 is hell right now.
you know best
Bro kali is bloated
But anyway
A step away from windows is always the right direction
And, what's your solution?
I use a light distro (arch btw) and when I cared about virtualization I ran kali in a docker or a headless vm via cli
Yeah, I have an arch machine already.
Just doesnt have a dedicated GPU and Kali was a quicker setup
Exactly, and he thinks it's still better than Windows, how bad for slopsoft 
Arch with blackarch repos is good enough for me
Some tools are a bit outdated and others require manual install
But I am fine with that
I'm building a custom Black Arch equivelant on my arch machine. The last arch repo is like 3 years old and it just as bloated as Kali. 2,800 tools is a literal kitchen sink
Hey you don't need blackarch
But I want it π
Just add the blackarch repos in your etc pacman
That's why I am doing the custom route
And install just the few tools you need
paru -Syu btw
You don't need paru btw
Yeah, if you're not compiling tools from source lol
You can install the tools from blackarch with pacman
π€¦ββοΈ
Well yeah no I use yay too
But some tools can be installed with pacman
Why paru?
Genuine question I am not saying is better or worse
I don't remember my reasoning tbh. Had to do with minor differences between yay and paru
Both work, though.
For tools that are a bit incompatible or problematic I use docker
Thanks 
Have you reached out to support?
Reach out to ||
||
When it is resolved, they'd add time depending on the time you lost.
Good
FYI: An engineer has been checking it for the past couple of mins. Will update, when I know further.
These articles might help is outrageous
Now I'm seeing just 2 machine have been spawned
It is a default workflow π
What is the plan today chat
write report until monday 
eh .. am i supposed to touch grass now ?
Yes. Short commercial break in your life.
Same issue for me
the targets are not spawning... I've just started my exam a couple of hours ago
What's the plan today golam
Any hacking?
Hack NASA
finish react testing module
I have started it 1 hr ago
Is it working for you?
58 minutes for hashcat to run and I'm getting tired π«
I am doing bounties today naybe I take a look but it's probably a very hard target
hackng doesnt pay π
nope , now the target disappered
Yet
Please don't worry about the exam, the team is considerate and will compensate for your loss with extra time or otherwise as suitable. '
The industry has moved away from HTB pros 
I know... I am broke and I think if I wanted to hurt others I would have a ton of cash...
They want you to be able to write up reports and advise execs too now
Just ensure that you have reached out to the support, so that they do the necessary when they attend your ticket.
Can we reach out to support directly from the acad part or we need to do it outside of the env?
Yeah that's sad
You can direcly reach from academy platform.
4chan bully for hire πͺ
Click on the question mark
Easy solution. Just learn the NIST RMF and how to write up reports
look at this guy flexing
Learning hacking until I get paid or being homeless
What's up gamers
nice flex right π€£
Ah thank you @ornate ibex the issue is I only have the next 10 days to do it, so any extra days are gonna be kind of lost lol
me too
If you can write up risk heatmaps, gap analyses, business impact analyses, etc, you'll make it. Pen testing is only part of the job these days.
morning
can i have some of those unlimiteds 
Do you know if anyone is working on the issue right now btw?
Yes, as I mentioned earlier an engineer is working on it.
Thank you, didn't see that message
I actually did build a risk assessment engine that does discovery and research agents go out and find more information, then has a critic agent that reviews findings until they are consistent and cited, then it passes the findings to an analyst agent that writes a risk-analysis doc, which is then critiqued again and finally mapped against compliance frameworks.
I still have to manually review the outputs, and if the risk is poorly defined, it kicks out to a human for clarification
My job is to analyze risk for a large company, so I built this to help me out
You can use AD on Windows Pro. I've already decided I don't want to deal with Microslop anymore but it's a valuable skill.
Agentics ftw?
should have used a pegion sir
I can always swap, what's the benefit?
birds
lol
cant be tampered with by the fbi
"Nice try fed boi"
I was like, I've never heard of this π
π©
but there's a new project like every day... things are nuts
true true
trivy last week, now litellm and telnyx the other day
those are some hard spelling words
Im going to mess with some open-weight LLMs soon.
be sure to not get backdoored 
It's about to rain zero-days... wait until people start putting more subtle code-changes into "trusted" repos (not overt backdoors, but easy to exploit bugs)
it should be a meme like how can a bear/fly fall for this
and then a human falls for a open source llm repo 
thanks i will do it now
good advice
lol
42 Min for Hashcat left 
accademy seem working now
yep , spawned here also
Failed to spawn machine on the Dedicated server. Please try again.
getting this, any solution?
Same thing here, it started... and then stopped
EU for me same issue
AU working
Im EU Exam 2
lol the FBI hack is real
which one
wanna see a fun hunt showdown kill?
Hey im unable to post pics of my setup in "cube-setups". IDK why but there's a small lock on the # , maybe thats it. I've been a member of this channel for about 3 years and I can post pics elsewhere.
handala team
you just need embed perms
read the pins on this chat
there is a guide
oh ok thx Ill do that now
It's 2004 again
can you guys login to htb?
How much do you sell an Android 0day for?
Welcome to the HTB Status Page
Looks like there's an outage right now
WHY
It's been happening a lot lately
lol ntpdate is funny
It says they don't know yet and are investigating on the notice
Guys i cannot spawn machine on academy Do you have the same problem?
@hazy garnet
Wait so are my initial assumptions correct. Is someone DOSing HTB?
If i wanted to use AI through api, can i get a history context ?
Im on academy right now, can just connect to the EU servers in the meantime time
They are up
yes but it depends on that specific llm api
You'd have to program it yourself
I chose DE server but didnt work
Like, uploading a history script with every call ?
By getting the AI to generate a summery of all your conversations
Didnt rly use anything other than openrouter free models
Have to switch your vpn to an EU server
I can spawn the pwn box but i cannot spawn targets
Probably depends on the platform. You can always program your own API for interacting with things like ollama models
check their docs
Yeah can just reset, and switch to the EU server. Working fine for me now
probably there is a parameter for it
@hazy garnet oh I see your issue. No EU pwn box? Might have to spin up a VM and connect over vpn to academy for the time being
Can DM if you need a hand
I can't even login
I have been noticing weird stuff across the board happening everywhere on the platform
i sent a dm to you
Got some weird redirects yesterday to a blank white page
but I hope they'll fix it soon haha
now this is weird
i can login from my iphone but not pc
bruh
never thought that ntpdate would affect htb login
That is weird
Fix date then if that's causing issue
I never fw time directly

When's the actual release for the new S10 machine?
Originally it was 3 hours ago 1900 AEDT, says 0m 0s on my computer, then the machine wouldn't spawn at all and hasn't worked for 3 hours.
Logged in on my phone, says that the machine doesn't drop for another 8 hours π«
It's every Sunday 00:30
Always have been
That's uhh 19:00 sat GMT 0
Excluding time saving fuckery
so 8h u see is correct
Yeah that's at 0600 for me in Australia.
Why did the platform say it was releasing 3 hours ago.....
Now my computer brokey, I restarted it, opened in private browser, and the machine still shows 0m 0s and lets me hit the spawn button and fails....
I hope it fixes itself in 8 hours
its definitely sunday 6am AEDT
every week
the platform is having some issues atm tho
HTB is kinda wobbly rn
It showed the same time last week as well... 1900 AEDT
Because I was excited I might be able to get a blood for once
Keep an eye on site, you might be able to get headstart 8h early π
Shower ποΈποΈ
Left tryhackme server
It sucks
I'm not crazy
taking photos of your screen with your phone, you seem crazy
Crazy and weird are different.
It only shows on my desktop which I can't easily get screenshots off. If I log in on my phone it says drops in 8 hours
How though??
Your guess is as good as mine
how else do u tell people its high res 
Have you tried to start it?
If I was y'all I'd think it's done funny front end JavaScript troll.
But because I've restarted and opened in a private browser I'm concerned it's actually broken π
Many times. I just get 403 and "you cannot spawn this machine" error
I'm hoping when it drops it just goes through lol
BuT tHe bUttOn sAys yOu cAn
Some weird stuff going on with the platform by the sounds of it
Yeah, Iβve noticed that this past week
That'd be goated, considering when a user blood is 20 minutes it takes me 3 hours to get the user flag might give me an actual chance at a blood π«
That would be nice. They drop when Iβm asleep
unintendeds getting so common the machines getting blooded before release
I look at the blood times of like 15 minute's after I've taken 8 hours to pwned the machine and just go, HOW...
skill issue apparently just need to get gud
Yeah I donβt really understand that either but Iβm still relatively new
Pattern recognition I guess
knowledgable people working in teams
but also a lot of automation and the boxes do often follow patterns
Ahh that makes sense
Choose one forever:
C++
Python
Java
Definitely going with python, even tho Idk C++ or java at all but I think python is more efficient in terms of use cases, I might be wrong but python does seems like the most simple syntax among the list here
TryHackMe is biased imo or maybe i'm the one with the problem, f*ck them anyways
javascript

I got muted
Oh man
You mean to tell me you haven't gotten your practical help desk certification
i did
but only because i used a mild swear word that i didnt know was blacklisted __
admins never got back to me when i asked them
I got banned for AI generating a soyjak of the CEO and putting it as my profile picture
whhhaaaaaaaaatssss a soyjak
Start the above target, copy the shown IP:PORT by clicking on them, and then paste them in your browser. What's the proof shown in the page? Pls answer
Hello News
So play some games
I need to come back soon because its nessacry
nessacry
nessacry evil
π§ββοΈ
π§ββοΈ

I just keep getting banned everywhere 
stop talking
or thinkg before
Not cause of talking
then what did u do to get banned?
Do not change just cuz some snowflakes couldn't handle you
Plus it's no fun if there's not someone around your neck waiting for u to slip
6edgy7me
I'd buy it
Pay who?
U
Exactly
I should take screenshot of this and show it to someone
are there refund policies on bathwater
yes
yes
I sent it myself and I got middle finger emoji wonder why
Heh wait for her ss now
guys is there any hacking roadmap for beginners?
or anything for beginners to know how to get started?
and I Use Arch Btw
he went onto vc
can i say "Arch DEEZ NUTS"
And??
well, you just said it
said amazing things 
tyty
what even is deez nuts?
it means these nuts
bro said wikipedia
wait
i just copy pasted
thats the real one: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/deez-nuts
oo
maybe deez nuts over trump
?
Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible
Is it illegal to trade ghosts?
yeah they have rights
i thought the priv esc of this box would be much harder than taking just 20 minutes bc user took like 8 hours for me
ive been seeing that in activity logs people getting system flags first im just like the heck haha
yea im not that far into my exploitation knowledge yet i dont know how people find root flags first without stumbling upon the users haha
No I mean getting user was way to hard for me and getting root from user was literally nothing
oh u dont until rce gives u root
only been dropped into user targeted machine stuff so far, only got 5 flags on me lol
oh i see i see
i just ignore the user.txt until i get root
Technically a human body part. Iirc thats how ebay rules it
i seen in activity logs people giving the root flag first then the user flag like 30 minutes later in some machines
π
i got the user for kobold last night that was my 5th flag
Why lol. I just submit whatever I find
was too tired to keep going and my girlfriend wanted to do legos
they probably get root, forget to post user and kill there machine and since flags are dynamic they have to redo everything
fell asleep mid lego
(ive done that)
i see haha makes sense
im not sure why i do it, just wanna stay in the flow state
user flag isnt impressive to me
Yeah sometimes its a flow thing
facts on the devel machine i made a .txt file on the vm desktop to throw the user flag in while i went to find root
then pt em both at same time haha
In some cases root is ultra unintended and its grabbed first
ocd at its finest
Try variatype. Getting the root flag is a piece of cake. Getting user is brainfuck
or some other 3 letter word who knows
i gave up on variatype lol
Lmao
yeah user bothered me
Did u gwt it?
Took my around 8 hours lol
how do the seasons work like i see variatype is week 7 then cctv is week 6
they are active, no writeups but only the most recent active gives u points
today a new machine will come out
ah nice nice i wish i could be thirsty for blood i got a ways to go before i start getting competitive for them leaderboard placements
mf academy is a whole school
Well I have my notes and they are basically writeups. Sort of wanna do these boxes again and write some writeups to make a blog. Probably good the resume.
just make a wp
my writeups are shit but im documenting all my writeups and thoughts
Github pages
that too
Week of release gives you seasonal points and credits towards the rankings.
ok coolio
I wonder what it was.

Having a github with passion projects is about as much of a resume flex as a degree
My Kali VM is frozen again π
Delete it.
Install it directly on your bare metal
I just hate having to start the vpn again, open terminals, open windows and apps.
Nah. I use Kubuntu as a base
I'm happy with it
my main kali os also does this
VM snapshot
grok is it 'for fuck's sake' or 'for fuck sake' i need to sound professional in a work email
Why main kali
for fuck sake sounds like a broken english from japan
drink this sake for a good fuck
it forces me not to play videos games bc im too lazy to figure out proton and wine
that you, email sent to my boss
what the fuck are you talking about
HR
just change compatibility in steam settings
its like 2 clicks
kratos ur supposed to be a friend
i dnt wanna be addicted to vidya gaem
you can have a little vidya gaem, as a treat
my treat/entertainment is doom scrolling bot infested reddit
you could watch slop
Mar 27, 2026
yesterday
He joined yesterday
i see a lot of slop
time moves fast when youre a real one
What other box should I do.
I am not gonna be able to collect points from the insane box thats about to drop π’
what i thought it was medium
I mean the box after that
oh
do chatterbox
ima get out of bed and do chatterbox after
well i need to go to gym first
fight slop with worse slop
peakslop
What is that?
i dont believe in ghosts
What kind
My entire reddit has been taken over by ai
The best is when you go to the AI subs, and even they clown on people for using AI to create posts or respond to comments
Itβs either βlook what I builtβ or βnew model blah blahβ
Oh yeah, and the guy who vibe-coded something and then used AI to make the post, and to respond to questions.
The double-hyphen
Dead giveaway
My ex gf pays for Chat GPT Pro and talks to it all the time, all day long, about everything.
it's scary
I do that sometimes, when Iβm cooking or grocery shopping and my hands are busy
Great observation! The double-hyphen is indeed a fascinating linguistic artifact β one that reveals the underlying patterns of AI-generated text. It's worth noting that as these tools become more prevalent, we'll likely see an increase in such tell-tale signs across digital communication platforms.
That said, it's important to approach this with nuance β not all double-hyphens indicate AI involvement, and we should be careful not to over-index on any single signal.
emdash
ffs
The line between words. I fixed it for you π«‘
You mean double hyphen?
Lol
shut up
π’
shut up your face
You mean pain-au-chocolat?
Or chocolatine
Shuddupa

Hyphen ( - )
En dash ( β )
Em dash ( β )
Figure dash ( β )
Horizontal bar / quotation dash ( β )
Minus sign ( β ) β technically not a dash but often conflated
Waβ gwan?
So many kinds of dash
Letβs get controversialβ¦ is it gif like george? Or gif like gorilla?
Itβs gif
like gorilla
Not gif
@spice fable thanks for clearing that up
π―
Now, does the { go on the same line as the function name or on the line below?
jiff
Same line, we aren't animals
Same line is for thugs
Linguistics say itβs jiff but theyβre wrong idc
Same line bro
Yβall are crazy
Nahhh
I think the guy that created it says it is Jiff, but he is also wrong.
In a new line it looks like you are doing a youtube tutorial
Haha
Teaching people about blocks
π π
In the end of the day
Both codes will have errors
And will not compile

If you don't have errors, then are you even programming?
Your pfp is so cool man
like the peanut butter?
That is how I know that claude is programming as well, when it errors out after "passing" all of the tests 
Using AI to code only gets me more confused
Claude is good, but still needs help
Yes, and I donβt like peanut butter.
well theres two types of people in the world after all
And Iβm the right one
I only ever use AI for small tasks that would generally be a waste of my time, in which case it actually does a great job.
Mmm hydrogenated soybean oil
I would use β just to make people think I used AI for simple message
don't eat soy
I use it for super complex work, but you still gotta test it.
Exactly, peanut butter=soyboy
Though I do have to push back on it when it forgets things from the context or decides that I asked it to do something very different
I'm inclined to agree with you. If I developed a deathly peanut allergy I'd still dive in a tub of Jiff
Iβm not even allergic I just donβt like it
also, natural peanut butter is peak
hydrogenated stuff is impure
Thereβs still a huge gap between βit runs on my pcβ and βitβs ready for productionβ
That still takes engineering know how, but claude can still speed it up
Trve if I do have it itβs gonna be organic
Dockers
That helps for sure, but for me to deploy those dockers, I need a permanent βhomeβ for it.
At work we use Openshift
I'm shitposting
So Iβm using podman locally, and jumping through hoops to get a namespace for my project, etc
Weβre also still figuring out/setting up our structural guardrails
At my work we run on good vibes
The use of AI code in prod is really bringing a resurgence of security issues, it's been super fun
I need to set up Open Telemetry, Iβve got to go through model reviews and AI impact reviews, etc
Right?
@lime trout DMed you.
damn who created finger package to inspect another user lol 
i just saw a command finger <user>
its a command for linux, bozo

When did I claim it causes harmful effects?
Are you an idiot?
no but you seem to be
don't eat it, != causes harm
So it's spelled Eular. Like YouLar or Ewler. But its pronouced like Oiler. I don't get it.
Eu... how does that make the Oi sound like Oiler
I don't even.
Still doesn't make the Oil sound.
Ular doesn't in anyway remote even sound like Oyler
Because of the woinky sploinky
why r u guys obsessed with cats ?
dogs >>
We dont compare animals here
cats are just a online trend everyone wants to be a part of
Both should be loved equally
nah
vinay_0vld pinged you
but dogs r just better
nothing is something
I need a j*b
nothing is quantum fluctuations

stawph wasting tyim yall
Where's ur j*b
No job for me
R programming language
Guys, I need some solid motivation. Last few modules left and I'm unable to study.
Say something
that can motivate me
do you know what nvidia is upto in terms of AI

What are you studying for?
Nah. That aint helping
CWES
Only if it was that simple
Truth is many people have filed it up but havent gotten any
Many on the other hand have never filled it but held many jobs at once
i hate you for no reason π
Just imagine how good it feels to get all the flags
pass the exam
man
stop
That is if you pass
being faster
god damn
You can get stuck and fail
Thanks guys, I'll get back now.
See it worked
i can feel it bro 
You have two attempts
I will not. If I do, I'll hack the DB.
i read it as "you can suck and fail"
That is if you pass in the first 2 attempts
You may pass in third of fourth attempt
I got unlimited attempts, before June.
So if u dont pass in june ur fired for good?
Dang ryan wasnt messing around
I went into my exam certain that I wasn't going to pass in the first attempt and that didn't help at all
No. Not fired. But, that would fail my word.
Same I am gonna fail
Well you see tejas sometimes you gotta be lucky
you are going to pass because you're him
He is just a baby
Him deez nuts
I would get 10 days for writing a report is the worst happening
I'm worried about the exam than the report
how many flags are there in the CPTS exam?
Brada exam is done 
14
how many are required?
12
OSCP and CRTP were not web-based entirely, unlike CWES.
Ezy shit ngl 4 days max
all or nothing
dude I was losing my mind for that extra 1 flag in cape
Cape is CAPE
Scream for quick results
CAPE is him
is cpts your first exam?
Yes
Got spam
I WOULD never get certs from this account
Can't risk getting banned and losing certs π
any mods around to have spammer reported?
As I said worst is them saying report not good
I'll make an account called 18yrOLDbaby for certs
Yo
I was super scared of my report, even tho I worked a lot on the report
and read it over and over for 24 hours
but I passed
if you have good remediations, screenshots
you should be good
I don't like screenshots in my notes π
