general

[molten bobcat]

I need a car that supports my frame 😭

[gilded fern]

libertà d'espressione ragazzi

[austere sigil]

english!

[gilded fern]

viva l'italia sempre

[sharp shuttle]

lowkirkly

[gilded fern]

ritorneremo

[bronze lion]

keep it eng

[molten bobcat]

The Japanese are not often 6'3 and it shows

[frail turtle]

Is that double speak for you are fat?

[hoary dawn]

No he’s just very long

[molten bobcat]

I'm a long boy

[worthy cargo]

hola, que pasta

[hoary dawn]

😂😂

[worthy cargo]

what's going on people

[sharp shuttle]

Did you know the jav industry is 70:100,000 male, female ratio of actors

[molten bobcat]

What

[hoary dawn]

Pro hacker arrived, close your ports guys

[frail turtle]

Whats jav

[sharp shuttle]

There are only 70 male c0rn actors

japanese adult video

[molten bobcat]

Oh God

[gilded fern]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-13669406505701813608

[sharp shuttle]

its a sobering stat

[worthy cargo]

why are you talking about that here?

[molten bobcat]

I didn't need to know that lmao

[hoary dawn]

Haha

[bronze lion]

and how tf do u know tht

[sharp shuttle]

because its interesting

[sharp shuttle]

articles

[worthy cargo]

not to everyone

[molten bobcat]

All it means it Japanese women are prettier than Japanese men

Which I could have told you

[bronze lion]

u accidentally came acroos it?

[frail turtle]

Well men are not pretty, theyre handsome

[molten bobcat]

Men can be pretty

[sharp shuttle]

It was on twitter but for your entertainment i will say i am an expert

[molten bobcat]

Women can be handsome

They're just words

[bronze lion]

damn u have exp

[hoary dawn]

Where’s the face reveal channel

Major opsec

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojs_KfDBMyk

[molten bobcat]

Legolas is a pretty man, not a handsome man

[sharp shuttle]

I can identify all 70 actors in seconds

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/irem-legolas-gif-9809619103425035973

[rancid snow]

part of the difficulty is they dont want foreign actors

[hoary dawn]

Bro what were you trying to eliminate them from the industry you know them all personally or some 😂

[gilded fern]

@austere sigil can you be banned on hackthebox?

[glad crystal]

[sharp shuttle]

They dont want the demoralization it would bring

and i can understand that

[bronze lion]

too tired to try a box today already did 2 challenges so im gonna watch some yt and head to bed. bye guys

[molten bobcat]

This topic of conversation is weird lmao

[austere sigil]

sure

[rancid snow]

Japan is just a very xenophobic country in general

[gilded fern]

What I can do

[glad crystal]

The convo is all over the place.

[sharp shuttle]

im a penetration tester, and i barely know her

[worthy cargo]

who is xeno?

[hoary dawn]

Well yea if you seen corn more than the average person you’d know that different cultures being apart of the same scene just opens up room for very degrading and humiliating stuff

[worthy cargo]

why is there a phobia of him?

[bronze lion]

personally i dont hate tht it is

[rancid snow]

so many weaboos try to move there and are shocked when they face constant discrimination gor their first time in their lives

[worthy cargo]

i want to know who xeno is

[rancid snow]

youre objectively wrong

[frail turtle]

Japan is spreading STDs like the US is now

[sharp shuttle]

i am haole whenever i go to hawaii, i dont mind it

[frail turtle]

Just slower than US though

[bronze lion]

atleast it is untouched in ways the other countries are right now

[hoary dawn]

I made an onlyfans one day and just posted pictures of mini hats on my thing as a joke and got like 6 subs in a week and I stopped doing it out of embarrassment

[molten bobcat]

Humans are made better by their connections to others

[rancid snow]

so you dont think theyre xenophobic but you support them being xenophobic

ok

[sharp shuttle]

me when rubbish enters the fight

https://tenor.com/view/oh-wow-you-dont-say-michael-office-wow-michael-scott-gif-11124235989547302113

[bronze lion]

indeed but making connections isnt whts the only thing happening , take US in example right now

[frail turtle]

Whats wrong with being xenophobic

[bronze lion]

i cant argue abt this

[gilded fern]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-dies-from-cringe-meme-walter-white-walter-white-meme-walter-white-falling-gif-26074373

[worthy cargo]

i understand phobic. But who is xeno?

[bronze lion]

bcz it might and will get me banned if i dont use the correcting phrasing

[molten bobcat]

Sure, but what they're saying is that there's a culture of rejecting anything that isn't Japanese in Japan.

[sharp shuttle]

xenomorphs

[worthy cargo]

you probably don't even know who xeno is

[molten bobcat]

Which is bad, for anyone who wants to enjoy Japan but is not Japanese

[frail turtle]

[hoary dawn]

You’ll get banned for saying rodlox before ever saying this stuff

Replace d with b

[gilded fern]

is an alien from scientology

[hoary dawn]

😂😂

[sharp shuttle]

xeno, princess warrior

ALAHALAHLAHLA

[worthy cargo]

i think that's xenu

[glad crystal]

We are anonymous

[worthy cargo]

that's xena

[molten bobcat]

A balance between tourism and respect needs to be found when involving any foreign country. An issue in Japan is tourists not respecting the location and thus leads to a lot of hatred for tourists.

[bronze lion]

this much of hate wasnt there before its bcz of the way the ppl start acting in japan . im sure u came across articles or news stating some serious issues

[hoary dawn]

Bro said he’s a hacker but I didn’t see a guy fawkes mask in the room so they clearly are larping

[glad crystal]

Japan doesn't tolerate that shit

[molten bobcat]

Of course, I brought that up too

[glad crystal]

And neither does South Korea

[molten bobcat]

And they shouldn't

[sharp shuttle]

it does now

[worthy cargo]

you heard of that jonny somali black guy from usa who goes around disrespecting other cultures for views?

[frail turtle]

I want one just to look cool

[bronze lion]

the shear audacity of some of the foreigners is crazy

[sharp shuttle]

hes rotting man

[glad crystal]

Yeah and he can fuck off. He's a dirt bag for that.

[frail turtle]

Jonny us only one guy but he's a famous case lol

[hoary dawn]

It kind of is scary and the fun part about it is that it’s used by larpers and real deals

[molten bobcat]

That's correct, but what's the issue is that it's creating prejudice towards people who are there genuinely to respect the place

Hence, xenophobia

[rancid snow]

tourists suck but Japans xenophobia is ancient, you really cant blame recent tourism on it lol

[glad crystal]

Not all of us Americans are sheltered and spoiled.

[molten bobcat]

That's correct

[worthy cargo]

who is xeno? and why is he causing a phobia?

nobody knows

[glad crystal]

Some of us can't stand those people.

[molten bobcat]

Due to being basically a giant island they never really dealt with anything different before. Ever

[sharp shuttle]

what do you by "those people"

[molten bobcat]

Disrespectful tourists lmao

[glad crystal]

"The people that disrespect foreing countries."

[sharp shuttle]

mmm yes yes "tourists"

[hoary dawn]

I love the tourists in New York

[rancid snow]

https://tenor.com/view/tropic-thunder-you-people-response-tropthun-gif-14146684

[glad crystal]

Keep up, please.

[hoary dawn]

They’re so dumb

[bronze lion]

well u cant differeitiate btw them same as the innocents who die in war bcz how tf will the guy bombing a place know who is who

[frail turtle]

Japanese peoplw hating people from other countries isnt the biggest problem japan has right now.

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RE94j6vtXU

[molten bobcat]

Exactly

[hoary dawn]

They think everyone in Manhattan is a criminal, fraudster, or homeless

[bronze lion]

exactly

[hoary dawn]

😂

[sharp shuttle]

If you think its tourism, you need to keep up

[bronze lion]

source?

[glad crystal]

"Tourism" is the topic of discussion right now.

[molten bobcat]

Brath is known for being an edge case and delights in creating impossible to win arguments

Do not engage

[sharp shuttle]

[molten bobcat]

[rancid snow]

I agree, but we also werent cataloging what the biggest issues facing japan are. we were talking about the lack of male japan c0rn actors crisis

[worthy cargo]

That's because cloud can't win any arguments

[frail turtle]

Right now both south korea and japan suffer from the same problem and its the incessant abuse of work/success culture.

[worthy cargo]

dun dun dun!

[molten bobcat]

Is eggzy over there not aware brath and I are friends lol

[bronze lion]

@hoary dawn on wht basis did u make tht statement?
IS IT LEGIT?

[glad crystal]

By the way, incase anyone needed a reminder.

[hoary dawn]

Lmfaoo wym source i live here it’s just funny cuz all the tourists be clutching their purses on the sidewalk and shit in broad daylight rush hour like chill Jennifer there’s a million men around you that will help you if something happens

[sharp shuttle]

Yet both are importing cultures incongruent with their customs and values

[bronze lion]

oh ik

[frail turtle]

Everything is you must work yourself to death for success even if it means sacrificing all your free time. Especially in South Korea people are committing suicide over it

[bronze lion]

the culture thing is the main thing

[sharp shuttle]

Agreed

[frail turtle]

And in Japan people are literally sleeping on the street from how tired they are.

Theres also a lot of young kids in prostitution in japan

[hoary dawn]

I don’t live in Manhattan but I’m there a lot and the tourists I really have no issue with other than their complete misunderstanding of how the city works 😂 I just feel like every tourist that visits Manhattan thinks they’re in the middle of crime central 😂

[worthy cargo]

Randy Walters is a son of a bitch, whoah oh

[bronze lion]

lol

[frail turtle]

Well thehre not young kids but like 20ish somethings

[sharp shuttle]

Im all for assimilation

[bronze lion]

who said tht I think ur acc is hacked

no worries

[sharp shuttle]

it just doesnt happen

[worthy cargo]

That's why I fucked his wife and got filthy rich, whoah oh

[bronze lion]

woah

lol

🤣

[worthy cargo]

😄

[bronze lion]

bro is fully uncensored right now

[hoary dawn]

I live on Long Island where if you see a tourist you should probably be worried 😂

Ain’t nothing to see over here 😂

[bronze lion]

can i come?

[worthy cargo]

fix my door, fix my door,
stop stealing my dough, stop stealing my dough
stop disconnecting my video

[sharp shuttle]

terrifying

[hoary dawn]

Anyone can, property big as hell over here 😎

[bronze lion]

i do see atleast one tourist a day if i go outside

[bronze lion]

can u adopt me?

[molten bobcat]

Bruh

[frail turtle]

Afroman wins!

[hoary dawn]

Lmfao

[molten bobcat]

Can't just be asking a man to be yo daddy in the general chat

[worthy cargo]

The judge still ordered afroman to pay half the court costs

[hoary dawn]

What u guys think of Hawaii

[worthy cargo]

Which doesn't make any sense

[frail turtle]

Dont forget to grab some lemon pound cake

[worthy cargo]

he won

[hoary dawn]

I wanna live there but not really educated on it

[sharp shuttle]

Love it, california invaded it completely

[frail turtle]

Why

[sharp shuttle]

Not in love with that

[frail turtle]

That doesnt make sense

[worthy cargo]

I dunno, ask the judge

[molten bobcat]

I live in a cornfield and I'll never leave

[worthy cargo]

judge was on the side of the cops anyway

judge was an asshole

[bronze lion]

if i get a good lap and strong wifi and some bread. im fine (along with 2 buggati and a 300 million dolllar mansio)

[sharp shuttle]

you missed the crypto scam window

[frail turtle]

Thankfully it was a jury trial

[bronze lion]

ye u are right how could i possible forget tht

[sharp shuttle]

None of us will have a bugatti unless we take it from those who acquired it through fraud

rise up my obese and antisocial brethren

[bronze lion]

well thts how u make real wealth in these times

(not saying its good)

waoh dont get me banned

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH-G-qRjpUc

[sharp shuttle]

its always been through stealing broski

[worthy cargo]

I want some raising cane chicken

omg

I got the munchies

and I'm sober

[sharp shuttle]

damn looks good

[frail turtle]

This is extra important we must see this

[hoary dawn]

I heard there’s pineapple drama in Hawaii land

With that Dole company

[sharp shuttle]

Hawaii has alot of problems but

[bronze lion]

nah i would feel very much like a shit if i eat all of tht

[sharp shuttle]

it is a literal different realm

[bronze lion]

and my mouth feels dry due to some reason

[sharp shuttle]

hawaii doesnt even know what mainland issues are

they live in the 1990's there

its beautiful

[frail turtle]

Yo one person is not gonna eat all that chicken in one sitting

[undone fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/live-piep-reaction-cat-meow-gif-7514802937451858089

[sharp shuttle]

this could be a real gif of jord

[frail turtle]

This is coming from a guy who eats a whole chicken at least 3 times a week

[bronze lion]

he did

[molten bobcat]

Hidden

Unseen

[bronze lion]

invisible car

[sharp shuttle]

whats this a photo of

a bottle?

[frail turtle]

Nah he shared the plate with his woman

[bronze lion]

mat

[undone fossil]

nice rug i think

yeah

[worthy cargo]

it was a 2 person challenge

[bronze lion]

doesnt seem like she contributed much

[sharp shuttle]

nice bottle cloud, i too throw my bottles like grenades at my partner when im finished

then i make her clean it up

you are based for doing that too

[molten bobcat]

My partner does it to me

I don't lmao

[sharp shuttle]

XDDDD

[bronze lion]

so am i based for just letting it stay on my bed and sleep with it?

[molten bobcat]

He'll toss it and go OOOO NERD

[bronze lion]

nerd

🤓

[molten bobcat]

He's the love of my life alright

[bronze lion]

🤓

[molten bobcat]

Breakfast has been achieved

Sourdough bread and strawberry jam

[bronze lion]

🤓

i rarely get the chance to ragebait u

[frail turtle]

Peasant food

I messed up my system trying to install openrc

[molten bobcat]

I'm on a restrictive diet so yeah

Lol

[bronze lion]

may ur system get corrupted some how

thank me later

[frail turtle]

Why didnt people make it easy to put in the system just you know install it and change a kernel parameter, change the bootloader config a little and you done.

[bronze lion]

how abt a new.... AI

[frail turtle]

Instead we gotta tell a bunch of hyenas in my computer what to do.

[bronze lion]

we have AI for eveything these days

i mean i like my AI waifu

we are getting married tmr

[bronze lion]

[mystic harbor]

Atleast I get free food and cake

[frail turtle]

Dude some japanese lady did that she married some ai on her phone

[mystic harbor]

Not always a women but always a women

[worthy cargo]

I want cake

mmm

[mystic harbor]

[worthy cargo]

Lemon Pound Cake

Mama's Lemon Pound Cake

[worthy cargo]

It tastes so nice

[bronze lion]

who IS inviting u?

[mystic harbor]

I come uninvited

[bronze lion]

u gonna crash into my part uninvited?

damn ok

[mystic harbor]

Yes sir

[bronze lion]

u get only half slice of a cake then

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xxK5yyecRo

[mystic harbor]

[unkempt portal]

Eggzy, are you musician?

[bronze lion]

2 slices

[mystic harbor]

Better

😋

[hoary dawn]

I just got the stuff

[frail turtle]

The worst part about the afroman case is he is the only one who was able to sue for that exact same scenario

Theres been hundreds of those kind of cases across the states, where somehow the pizza delivery guy can get an address correct but the police cant.

[worthy cargo]

lemon pound cake

put down his glock

lemon pound cake

trending on tik tok

lemon pound cake

[bronze lion]

diktok user 🚫

[silver forge]

😇

[rugged dune]

April fools?

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L2-Czv9LGFE

[hoary dawn]

I showed the doggo now it’s the cats turn

He’s very boring

AI cert? By htb?

[worthy cargo]

Did anyone ever find out who xeno was?

from xenophobic

[devout sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473704842104143902/1486775900795179120/image.png?ex=69c6bb75&is=69c569f5&hm=6e0660209a905de00c966874e855636b2e3cedd0c7d7e2a004dc5a685bbf7e71&

[rugged dune]

It either April's fools or they going out of control

[runic cliff]

Juicy cats

[frail turtle]

Its only funny once eggzy

[worthy cargo]

I still don't know

[rugged dune]

But there a course for AI already so probably it's real

[worthy cargo]

Who is xeno?

[rugged dune]

Guys i had a guy threatening me from this discord he said he know my name

[worthy cargo]

Oh

it DOES mean alien

so a xeno is an alien

you weren't kidding

I thought you were bullshitting me

[hoary dawn]

Yea isn’t there like a movie about aliens with xeno as like the first part of the name

[worthy cargo]

Xenomorph

Aliens movies

And Aliens vs Predator

[hoary dawn]

Are you related to humpty dumpty

How is he doing

[rugged dune]

Was gonna say it love that movie series

[worthy cargo]

the games are perty good too

[hoary dawn]

I searched up the concept of Humpty Dumpty and this was it

[rugged dune]

Xeno is the aliens with big heas kinda look like golam

[hoary dawn]

Humpty Dumpty is a character from Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking-Glass, famously depicted as a large, anthropomorphic egg who discusses semantics with Alice

I don’t remember ANY of that except the part about it being an egg

[rugged dune]

How tf do u even memorize their names ...

[hoary dawn]

Just copied pasted it haha

[rugged dune]

Can't even remember bloodhound

Bro is chatgpt itself

[hoary dawn]

I got curious after I asked about Humpty dumpty so I had to research it real quick

[rugged dune]

Plot twist 🙂🤣

I like ur pussies btw

[hoary dawn]

Little do I know humpty was a social media activist

[rugged dune]

I have a fat one too

[hoary dawn]

He’s go a nub tail

Got

[rugged dune]

[hoary dawn]

It got like cut off from an accident

[bronze lion]

U have or he have?

[hoary dawn]

With a car

[bronze lion]

He owns u

Not the other way

[rugged dune]

We both have

[bronze lion]

Don't forget that

[worthy cargo]

Anyone notice ben shapiro's eyebrows have quardupled in size in the past few years?

[hoary dawn]

That’s where my girlfriend found him , in the engine bay of a car with his tail hanging off

His tail was barely on the first like month of having him then it just fully fell off

[devout sail]

I thought it means mixed 💀

[rugged dune]

My cat owns me ? Yes DEFINITELY

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yvkpdtmbv3s

[bronze lion]

Ye and it's a fact

[worthy cargo]

check out those alien eyebrows

[devout sail]

Yeah it means stranger not alien

[rugged dune]

Look how he is sleeping

[hoary dawn]

“Put my food in my bowl you prick. I’m gonna go lick myself, I expect the bowl to be filled when I’m back.”

[rugged dune]

Who u think pays the bills ?

[devout sail]

Tarfos?

[rugged dune]

My camera is 2mb dw about the quality

[bronze lion]

Ye u better kneel before him, PEASANT

[hoary dawn]

Bros sleeping like he just finished paying them all a second ago too

She or he I mean

Ok he

[bronze lion]

It's u, I don't think kinds of queens used to pay the bills

[rugged dune]

https://tenor.com/view/kneel-down-gifkaro-praying-festival-navratri-gif-20948429

[signal mica]

Marvelous

[bronze lion]

He lets u sleep on his tummy?

[rugged dune]

I use my phone on the motorcycle the shaking from driving fked up the camera ...

[bronze lion]

I would love to do that

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qql7L8A1DXc

[rugged dune]

yeaaaaa

[bronze lion]

Lucky

[rugged dune]

But only if i give him tunna

[bronze lion]

He is so down to earth

[rugged dune]

Bro sleeping more relaxed than anything

[bronze lion]

Ye im stealing him

[rugged dune]

No

[bronze lion]

Sry in advance

[rugged dune]

I would kill for him

Mf was too expensive 😭

[bronze lion]

U bought him?

I had 1 cat which I got from one of my friend who's cat had given birth

I got it like when she was 1week old or so

[rugged dune]

Yeah welcome to Netherlands

They sell everything

Even humans

[bronze lion]

💀

Can I possibly buy u?

[rugged dune]

It's an expensive type so yeah

[rugged dune]

Am urs already

[bronze lion]

How much did it cost?

[rugged dune]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-devil-diabolique-evil-gif-9725651736562738158

[bronze lion]

[rugged dune]

Wait how dare you ?

You call him "it"?

[bronze lion]

I'm sry

I actually meant is how much did the cat have to pay to buy u

I meant u by 'it'

[rugged dune]

That whole pack of tuna in his tummy and get called "it"

[bronze lion]

Where did u get the audacity to think u bought him?

[rugged dune]

Ah okie

[bronze lion]

So how much was it

[terse dirge]

Yes

[rugged dune]

Everything? Like 800€

[bronze lion]

Damn 💀

[rugged dune]

Welcome to Belgium again

[terse dirge]

It's like arch but better

[rugged dune]

His 6 months visit is 160€

I never do it though

[bronze lion]

U shall be executed for not giving the king treatment tht a king requires

He chose u to be his lowly servant and u do this!!!

[rugged dune]

I know right

[ancient heron]

Hi, I am very new to this any reccomendations to where to start?

[rugged dune]

Slavery failure

[rugged dune]

From the beginning

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[wind mesa]

Hi! Is there any kind of list or community ranking for the best order to approach Pro Labs / Mini Labs?

[ancient heron]

... oke

[bronze lion]

@ancient heron

[ancient heron]

ty

[rugged dune]

There is an introduction the moment you open htb labs it should be useful

[ancient heron]

alr I will go look into it thank you

[bronze lion]

Shame on u

[rugged dune]

Or start here
Academy.hackthebox.com

[ancient heron]

alright

[rugged dune]

What country u cursed at?

[bronze lion]

India

[rugged dune]

Ah u guys eat those there

[bronze lion]

And surprisingly enough we had an entire chapter Abt the belgium constitution and the disputes

[bronze lion]

Cats?

[rugged dune]

On some places he might be a damn god too

[rugged dune]

Most be the worst one

[rugged dune]

No people

[bronze lion]

Cannibalism?

💀 noo

[rugged dune]

I saw a documentation that there is an Island there where they eat people after they die and throw them in water

They are called aguri

Or smth like that

[bronze lion]

Ye Abt the French and ditch speaking along with the the conflicts in Brussels and aby the 4 main amendments done

[rugged dune]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2y4W5tZP_lo?is=aEujkhu4EIQpDeHP

[rugged dune]

Looks like u know more than me 😂😂😂😂

[bronze lion]

Thts actually a very crazy statement .

Ye I'm aware of a special tribe who does that

[rugged dune]

Bro i just read it in YouTube I don't know right name

[bronze lion]

And so do thousands of other tribes throughout the world

[rugged dune]

Looks scary man

I don't want someone to eat me after i die

[bronze lion]

But a tribe that is very rare and small in size doing a ritual of their belief and u made a statement ' ah u guys eat those there's

U just generalized the whole citizens of india

Lol

[rugged dune]

Idc if one of u do it u all being judged

[bronze lion]

A country has nothing to do with some small ass tribe with cannobalists

[bronze lion]

Lol

[rugged dune]

Bro india is too big

[bronze lion]

It did get cropped

[rugged dune]

I told you from what i saw it just small island not the whole country

[bronze lion]

Ye I have heard Abt it too

[rugged dune]

Ofc u did u live there

[bronze lion]

I get that the first sentence was supposed to funny

(or I think)

[rugged dune]

Passing next to a man and he just waiting for me to die to eat me doesn't look nice

[bronze lion]

Where?

[bronze lion]

Doesn't sound nice

[rugged dune]

The island

[bronze lion]

Nope

💀

[rugged dune]

[bronze lion]

I don't want to either

I'm kidding, from the info I have they don't harm humans in any way so I think it's fully safe to visit tht place if it has some good scenery

[rugged dune]

Yeah yeah they only eat u after u die , the video i sent they were alive so they didn't touch them

[bronze lion]

Lol

[rugged dune]

I saw before a big documentary from someone visited india and was talking about different stuff but couldn't find video anymore

[bronze lion]

But to do something this extreme to conquer ur 'ego' or as wht is said in Google is a bit ...(Talking Abt the tribe)

[rugged dune]

https://tenor.com/view/error-windows-glitch-gif-5012719

I agree with u please don't eat me

[bronze lion]

I don't belong to tht tribe bruh

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-eating-noodles-dirty-nissin-cup-noodles-gif-15751892

[bronze lion]

I haven't ever seen an actual tribe with my own eyes

[rugged dune]

Hahaha i know am just joking was a long day at work

[rugged dune]

Would be fun to visit india one day

[bronze lion]

U have a 'j*b' !

[rugged dune]

Yes to serve my master 🐈

[bronze lion]

Ye I hope u don't regret it

[bronze lion]

Ye thts how it should be

[devout sail]

damn still that cat convo

i have a random stray at home

it does random things

eat

and goes away

[jagged storm]

Entropy = 3.968314 bits per byte.

https://tenor.com/view/theninja77123-gif-8009537136196829283

[terse dirge]

"full stack, background in modern languages (either: C#, Java, python, or JavaScript)"

When will people realize that Java is not a modern language.

C# is also a weird one for web but ig because of blazor but like I don't think anyone uses it.

[frail turtle]

i had no idea systemd is badware

from a security standpoint

[terse dirge]

https://voidlinux.org/

[frail turtle]

there's a hecking ton of cves for it

[terse dirge]

This is what peak Linux looks like

[frail turtle]

yeah but i want bleeding

[jagged storm]

Uh? Excuse you? https://biebian.sourceforge.net/

Biebian > *

[frail turtle]

outside it's nice and warm but inside my house is cold

what if i open the window

i wonder if the heat will come in

[terse dirge]

It is. It's almost as bleeding edge as arch

Updates are only maybe a few days behind but kernel updates are quick

[frail turtle]

do i have to build my own packages?

[terse dirge]

No

[frail turtle]

0h it also uses runit

[terse dirge]

It has a package manager

[terse dirge]

Yessir! It's much faster than systemd

[rugged dune]

Can someone teach me pwn

[terse dirge]

I love when hiring managers put html and css as databases next to postgres

Also why do people still use Java for web dev in the big 26??? It's horrible for scalability and in containers

[frail turtle]

They still live in 2005

[silver forge]

for one (1) million euros monthly I will do that job

[rare monolith]

there are K8S certifcates ? i didint even know

[frail turtle]

so void is not a fork either, interesting

imma try it

idk why arch admins are discussing systemd, or age verification, it's a no brainer as to what they should do (offer a choice of no systemd) or at least make the guide for switching from it clearer

[terse dirge]

Yeah cert manager for kubernetes certificate management

[rare monolith]

interesting, ill read about it

[terse dirge]

It's so you can have a CA on your cluster for ingress tls and you can create policies to mount that certificate authority and have it trusted for pod communication for self signed certs

[terse dirge]

Hell yeah that's based

[hoary dawn]

Asked ChatGPT how to join the secret service and its response was “Solid goal! Totally achievable, and not as difficult as most people think.”

[rare monolith]

oh nice

[rare monolith]

there is no way they add age verification

[terse dirge]

In a prod environment you would use something from cloudflare or an actually trusted CA

[rare monolith]

i cant belice it

[terse dirge]

It already got merged

[rare monolith]

oooh shit

wait

i just realised

im fucking dumb

i thought i read it like K8S Certificates as in certifications

😭😭😭

[terse dirge]

https://github.com/systemd/systemd/pull/40954

[sharp shuttle]

you are not dumb you are RE

[rare monolith]

😔

[rare monolith]

maybe

[hoary dawn]

What is this about

[rare monolith]

who knows

[terse dirge]

Another W for runit btw

[hoary dawn]

Age verification only works if you tell the truth 😂

[sharp shuttle]

i promise i am 1098

[terse dirge]

Become based guys, manually link your system services with runit and enjoy the speed

[rare monolith]

will they have me show my id or something or i just straight up tell them im 690 years old

[hoary dawn]

Unless they scanning IDs I won’t ever worry about any birthday lol I use 01/01/2000 on everything

[terse dirge]

If that does end up getting sent out in a systemd release on arch I'm switching to void on my gaming rig

[rare monolith]

switch everything to tails and go live in a shack in the forest

atp

like bro

[tired haven]

I'm doing the web pentesting path and I ran out of cubes (free only person) so what should I do to get the other room? Do I have to pay or does anyone got some other good free alternatives

[rare monolith]

let me use my distro and not get spied on 🥀

[terse dirge]

Tails is Debian based I think so it does use systemd

[hoary dawn]

Tails is such a cool concept I wish more people made distros like that

[eternal mango]

Grok, create a privacy focused replacement for systemd in Perl

[devout sail]

[eternal mango]

https://giphy.com/gifs/johnny-depp-ship-jack-sparrow-gDllSSJi9Knew

[devout sail]

ill ask chatgpt to make systemd2

brb

[eternal mango]

haha

[rare monolith]

okay so gemini:

Act as a Senior Linux Systems Engineer. I want to build a custom Linux distribution from the ground up. Please provide a technical roadmap for this project based on the following requirements:

Base: [Choose one: Debian-based / Arch-based / Linux From Scratch]

Purpose: [e.g., Cybersecurity, Gaming, Minimalist Coding, Home Server]

Init System: [e.g., systemd, OpenRC, runit]

Desktop Environment/Window Manager: [e.g., KDE Plasma, GNOME, Hyprland, or CLI-only]

Please explain:

The specific tools needed to build the ISO (e.g., archiso, debootstrap, or mkisofs).

The core package list required for a functional boot (Kernel, Bootloader, Shell).

How to implement a basic installer or squashfs filesystem.

How to automate the configuration of dotfiles and system settings during the build process.

Keep the response technical, concise, and focused on the build pipeline.

[eternal mango]

Too easy

Go fully from the ground up

😅

[rare monolith]

mine your own rocks and make the rocks think

[meager kernel]

Hi

[bronze lion]

How Abt I built the laptop first from raw metals and stuffs?

[eternal mango]

Do it

[molten bobcat]

I'm just gonna hug my cat ty

[hoary dawn]

You seen that Reddit post about ChatGPT creating 7zip from scratch so it can extract and read the project someone requested it to read

Like they be pretty uhh creative these AIs nowadays

[eternal mango]

There was someone who "rebuilt curl from scratch"

It was pure vomit, and maybe 0.1% as capable as curl

[bronze lion]

Atleast it worked!

Unlike the shits I make

[eternal mango]

😄

That rabbit hole project from last night has actually turned out really nice

[molten bobcat]

It consumed an entire river in the Amazon to accomplish such shit output but yeah well done

[eternal mango]

And yes, purely made by AI (Minimax-M2.5 local hosted)

But god damn it's sweet

Found so many secrets, now working on a way to communicate and disclose safely with the impacted packages

[bronze lion]

Guys I think I should start hating on people rather than trying to learn coding

[hoary dawn]

Yall ever catch AI talking about ur location

Then u ask it how it knew that n it gets all manipulative on you

[bronze lion]

Atleast it will be fun

[eternal mango]

Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads to ChatGPT

[bronze lion]

Every road afterall leads to chatgpt and not rome

[eternal mango]

Poor Rome, toppled by a clanker

[rare monolith]

took me 50 gemini prompts to try getting arch running and i was so fed up of the slop that it gave me that i just read the wiki

[bronze lion]

Ok now how to open a config file

[rapid swallow]

Broooooooooo

high chances i get my first client

wish me luck

❤️

[eternal mango]

Good luck

[rare monolith]

too hard

i give up

[bronze lion]

Best of luck( 20% as commission for wishing u luck, thank u)

AI really has been making ppl dumber

I can't lie

[supple plume]

I just worked for 200 hours straight

[silver forge]

why would you need gemini for a simple os installation... ?

[rare monolith]

i forgot to mention running = setting up the whole enviroment

[rapid swallow]

quick question should I pay the vciso a percentage for future referals?

[bronze lion]

But bcz of these AI and the how easily u can use it, ppl started relying on it heavily to do a work they don't have knowledge about rather than to use it to learn how to do it

[terse dirge]

https://youtu.be/mx3g7XoPVNQ speaking of AI

[rare monolith]

i try to always read the docs nowdays couse AI is always trying to make me addicted to it

[rare monolith]

W youtuber

[supple plume]

Submitting my machine to htb rn

[eternal mango]

One thing I think it actually helps with is forcing people to think critically about planning, about language, about accurately defining their requirements.. however, that's only if people actually do that through the process of using AI as an enabler.

I still code a lot by hand, but for quick PoCs it's just too useful.

[bronze lion]

Best of luck

[supple plume]

I don't need luck the machine is straight fire 🔥

[rare monolith]

i always start with : imagine yourself as a top notch...

[supple plume]

I'm confident that they'll like it

[bronze lion]

AI is useful and will always be but it's more like many ppl just stared relying on it too much tht they just dont even know basic stuffs which otherwise if they had done alone would have

[bronze lion]

I see. I'm proud to be in ur walls to witness it then

[eternal mango]

Yup, I agree completely. Used in the right way, great. Rely upon it blindly, shit's gonna burn

[supple plume]

It's my mothers walls tho I am almost homeless

[bronze lion]

Everything can be used and misused and this AI shit is the perfect example

[bronze lion]

When u are homeless we go on boys day out( begging together)

Having some money will really help me out

[rancid snow]

AI is a speed multiplier. If youre doing good things itll make you make good things faster. If youre a beginner who makes crap stuff youll just make more crap faster

[bronze lion]

And degrade urself more

[supple plume]

I used 100 million claude tokens in 5 hours today

[iron galleon]

yall ever hit the woah

[supple plume]

Probably more

[bronze lion]

Time to touch some grass perhaps?

[supple plume]

AI speeds up yes but if you produce trash it multiplies that

[supple plume]

I don't do that since ... years

I am commited to become successful in 2026

[bronze lion]

So how abt starting a small fight who your mom

[supple plume]

No time for grass

[jolly snow]

anyone done socratesP, sorry i know not the best place to ask but just wondering lmao

[bronze lion]

In serious I do this when I get bored

[frail turtle]

Alright guys I'm gonna do it I'm gonna get rid of my windows partition

I don't want that shit in my pc anymore

[supple plume]

I hope the submission review doesn't take 6 months 🥀

But it will take probably more

[bronze lion]

I made tht decision nearly 3yrs ago

[supple plume]

Nice to hear that

[bronze lion]

Pretty sure I got rejected within 3 or 2 weeks

[supple plume]

They said they have a queue of 50

[bronze lion]

Damn

But I tried submitting a challenge

[supple plume]

But mostly AI vibe code slop

So that works in my favor

[bronze lion]

i hope u learned something from making it atleast

[supple plume]

A few things

But not a lot

[bronze lion]

That's better than nothing

[supple plume]

Yeah

[rare monolith]

im thinking of switching my main Desktop from Windows to Linux couse well i don't play games nowadays and it isin't very comfortable here on windows.. but there is the question of the distro ? not sure which one to use i have arch on my laptop butttt im thinking of something even better on my Desktop ( better = more work to setup but better quality , security )

[pliant pumice]

Anyone know any useful tools for bug bounties?

[devout sail]

gentoo?

[frail turtle]

we were discussing void linux earlier, it uses runit instead of systemd and has a stable rolling release schema

it's also not a fork

[rare monolith]

hmmm

[terse dirge]

Void Linux but it's a bit more advanced than something like Debian

[devout sail]

gonux

[rare monolith]

will i have to recompile my system 8 times a day tho 😔 ?

[pliant pumice]

wait holdon

[devout sail]

ceald make something completely in go and called it gonux

[terse dirge]

If you have Nvidia go with arch because the driver support on arch is legendary

[pliant pumice]

does void linux support

[rare monolith]

does it have good docs ?

[pliant pumice]

cod ?

[devout sail]

i thought its harder than arch so sure

or LFS?

cod?

[pliant pumice]

call of duty

[devout sail]

[pliant pumice]

not the fish hahaha

[rare monolith]

i can take it i guess

whats the packer manager there ?

[terse dirge]

It has decent docs I think. They're more like manpages but you can always use the arch wiki for all things Linux

[rare monolith]

or do i just get my own

[devout sail]

apt
-# idk

[rare monolith]

oh yeah for sure

[devout sail]

gentoo has Portage

[rare monolith]

sudo apt kill me

apt is pretty nice

[devout sail]

linux from scratch is for u falled

[terse dirge]

If you wanna be a hipster nix is another independent distro I believe

[rare monolith]

yeah im already reading that on the side..

[rare monolith]

i have a friend who uses nix

hes a maniac

[terse dirge]

LFS is a great learning experience but idk it's definitely for sadists

[jolly snow]

?

[terse dirge]

Nix is immutable so if you want to run Linux but hate Linux immutability is for you

[gaunt gale]

I'm thinking for my next laptop I'm gonna get QubesOS

[devout sail]

me name is sado

[terse dirge]

Why?

[eternal mango]

Ask in #boxes

[rare monolith]

oh nice

[gaunt gale]

or for my backup laptop

[rare monolith]

what are you hiding bro

[gaunt gale]

we'll see

[jolly snow]

i did, just a bit quieter there so thought if someone here is cool

[terse dirge]

Never tried qubesOS it never seems appealing tbh

[jolly snow]

but i guess ill have to wait

also its a challenge so i asked in challenges

[eternal mango]

My bad, assumed it was a box. Haven't done it myself.

[gaunt gale]

hi

[gaunt gale]

everyone has something to hide

do you want the government watching while I use the bathroom?

also why is Mullvad VPN blocked from accessing this chat room?

[pliant pumice]

it's good for anonymity only everything is in it;'s own environment known as "cubes"

so it seperates every task etc off ur computer it's cool

[gaunt gale]

its for having anonymity for some things when you want it (in some VMs) and having privacy in other things (in other VMs) and if you want a public VM you can have that too

it keeps all that separate

[terse dirge]

Just sounds like a hypervisor

[pliant pumice]

yeah i know

[pliant pumice]

an OS that does a vm in a vm for everything basically

[gaunt gale]

ya that's basically what they are

[rancid snow]

qubesOS is cool but its too reliant on specific python helper scripts so whenever theres a python version change everything breaks

[pliant pumice]

everything virtual environment

[gaunt gale]

I mean I will try it out and see for myself

[terse dirge]

Sounds dumb tbh

[gaunt gale]

I mean Edward Snowden recommends it

[pliant pumice]

it's an OS for schizo hackers

[rancid snow]

yeah basically its a hypervisor actually geared for somewhat daily use and whonix integrations

[rancid snow]

yes lol

[gaunt gale]

its super secure tho

[terse dirge]

Ok?

[gaunt gale]

you don't trust Edward Snowden?

[pliant pumice]

intelbroker used this on a daily when i conversated with him time to time back in the days

[rancid snow]

I really liked it but it just wasnt practical long term

[pliant pumice]

trust no-one

[terse dirge]

just don't see it as a reasonable thing to daily drive

[pliant pumice]

daily drive is windows

windows for the win

[gaunt gale]

for me its probably a second device. might dual boot unsure.

[pliant pumice]

i lied, OS is clunky, forces u to create an MS account

[terse dirge]

Just install void Linux

[gaunt gale]

void linux?

[pliant pumice]

im forced to use windows because i play specific games

[rancid snow]

who lul

[pliant pumice]

you dont know intelbroker?

[terse dirge]

https://voidlinux.org/

[pliant pumice]

research him on google

[terse dirge]

Become based and reject systemd

[rancid snow]

intelbroker is a generic ass name. Theres tons of 'famous' people in this industry

[pliant pumice]

it;'s not generic, first result shows who he is

[rancid snow]

that doesnt make it a less generic name lol

looks like one of the loser breachforums owners lmao why should I care about him?

[pliant pumice]

well he is a first result

he was an example i gave for maining quebesOS

[rancid snow]

Sounds like a bad example lol

[pseudo bluff]

QuebesOS requires a lot of dedication

[pliant pumice]

yeah i could never mentally handle quebsOS just dont do anything dodgy stick to a normal OS and keep ur behaviour ethical

[gaunt gale]

I mean as a secondary laptop its fine

[pseudo bluff]

Oh well yeah I was thinking like the main computer

[gaunt gale]

I’m being ethical but privacy is not just for unethical people

[pliant pumice]

true yeah

[gaunt gale]

I mean a separate laptop for private shit is fine

[pliant pumice]

most assumptions would be, privacy = people doing dodgy things

[hoary dawn]

Ehh unless u got a good career unethical is the only way to survive this world

😂

[gaunt gale]

Well that’s what the NSA wants you to think

[pliant pumice]

companies should never pay for a ransom it's the most dumb thing you can do

[terse dirge]

Using virtual machines for everything isn't practical

[pliant pumice]

FAX

[gaunt gale]

For your daily driver I kind of understand

But for a secondary device

[pliant pumice]

arch linux is literally the best daily driver

imo

[terse dirge]

VMs are heavy on resources you really should not run them on a laptop

[pseudo bluff]

Agreed Virtual Machines are a pain to configure

[molten bobcat]

Not true

And not what he's saying

[pliant pumice]

no VMs are so easy to do

[hoary dawn]

Wasn’t that prix guy in here not too long ago

Pryx

[pliant pumice]

🤷‍♂️

[hoary dawn]

That ransomware creator

[terse dirge]

Laptops tend to have poor cooling so if you're using something like windows server or a Windows VM it might make your laptop sound like a jet engine

[pseudo bluff]

I have so many problems with virtual box

[pliant pumice]

anyone can make this btw

[hoary dawn]

Idk might’ve been another disc

[pliant pumice]

ah

[pliant pumice]

like?

[rare monolith]

you could make a premade enviroment in kasm and start a new session everytime you connect through the VPN to the network where kasm is, from some random cafe

but idk

[terse dirge]

Poor cooling leads to your laptop's battery looking like a pillow

[hoary dawn]

Hellcat ransomware group

[pseudo bluff]

The configuring it just has issues constantly I went to VMware that’s alright

[hoary dawn]

Is what I was thinking of

[pliant pumice]

i used to have a problem with my kali breaking the NIC on nmap scan it was so dumb

[terse dirge]

Did you install the kernel modules for virtual box?

[pliant pumice]

in this cyber world, do whatever works for you

never complicate things for yourself or make it tough on you

[rare monolith]

i need to get the small thingy that goes under my laptop and lets the fans breath

[pseudo bluff]

No

[rare monolith]

so performative

[rancid snow]

no it doesnt

[pliant pumice]

thats how i do my things anyways, if it works it works

[terse dirge]

Mine did

[rancid snow]

manufacturing defects and luck matter more to getting a spicy pillow than anything

[rare monolith]

it works on my machine 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[rancid snow]

Brother Im the guy that replaces the spicy pillows for people

[pseudo bluff]

Skill building is more important than a heavily optimised complicated set up

[pliant pumice]

anyone got tips to fix an iffy throat?

[frail turtle]

I just watched this short of a guy who explained that he kept wiping his ass with clorox disinfectant wipes not knowing why his ass was burning for two weeks

[pliant pumice]

LMAO

[rare monolith]

can someone send in the meme of how the setup for copying code from chatgpt looks like

[frail turtle]

it is now the whitest part of his body

[rare monolith]

compared to the setup that was used to make git

[iron galleon]

yeah

[terse dirge]

Interesting I guess.

[pliant pumice]

what do id o

[rare monolith]

YO i watched that too

[pliant pumice]

at the back of the top of my throat it's weird

[iron galleon]

lol

[pliant pumice]

and i felt sick all day

[hoary dawn]

Im boutta make this pizza spicy

[rare monolith]

i saw it on yt shorts tho

[terse dirge]

https://tech-docs.system76.com/models/galp6/README.html

[pseudo bluff]

Cool blog

[molten bobcat]

Have you considered you might be sick lol?

[hoary dawn]

I like putting taco seasoning on my pizza

[terse dirge]

My laptop btw

[rancid snow]

valid

[pseudo bluff]

Do you use Pop_OS or something else

[terse dirge]

I got rid of it like half an hour after using pop because I hated it

[pseudo bluff]

I quite like Pop OS

[rare monolith]

"dont judge a man by his distro"

[terse dirge]

Its python version was too far behind for me to enjoy it and I was having issues with installing docker on it

[rancid snow]

Pop OS was alright for a little bit but their built in package manager is completely shit

[rancid snow]

I also had these issues with it

[tired haven]

I'm doing the web pentesting path on hack the box and I ran out of cubes (free only person) so what should I do to get the other room? Do I have to pay or does anyone got some other good free alternatives

[pseudo bluff]

yeah I just like the Tile management and a bunch of built in stuff making things easier also the new one has a different better package manager that don’t break

[molten bobcat]

Gotta pay

[eternal mango]

Once you complete free modules, tier 0 etc, you get the cubes back I think?

[molten bobcat]

You do indeed!

[eternal mango]

Higher tier modules, you don't get all the cubes back

[tired haven]

Ye but the next ones cost like 50 cubes and I don't got more cubes

[molten bobcat]

Dems the brakes

[rancid snow]

for higher ones its basically a 'complete 5 and get one free!' deal

[molten bobcat]

But if you're a student the student discount is pretty awesome

[tired haven]

And I heard try hack me is getting bad rep now cus of there new ai

[molten bobcat]

$7 a month for all Tier 2 modules and below

If you're a student 🙂

[tired haven]

Not tryna pay thoughhhh

[terse dirge]

Yeah it's been causing a lot of controversy from what I've seen

[tired haven]

I'll just have to find an alternative

But all I know is pror swigger

And like I'm a very beginner and not sure what exactly to do cus pen testing and stuff is very generic with a lot of fields

[rancid snow]

Im fascinated to see them role out this pentest Ai thats trained on tryhackme user data

[eternal mango]

If you take part in the Seasons on the Labs, you can get Cubes as a reward, but if you're a beginner that might not be that easy to achieve.. but it's certainly possible

[tired haven]

So idk if I should zoom in on something I want or try to learn a variety ig

[frail turtle]

shit, I can't switch from arch

[eternal mango]

It doesn't take that much at all to rank enough to get the reward

[tired haven]

Ye

[frail turtle]

-.- well looks like we in this for the long haul

[hoary dawn]

Tf HTB got a store

I gotta check that out

[pliant pumice]

the parrot os hoodie is cool

i might buy it

[frail turtle]

dude parrot is amazing

I love that little distro

[pliant pumice]

me too

[frail turtle]

I used it for cpts

would recommend 10/10

[pliant pumice]

https://hackthebox.store/products/parrotsec-hoodie?variant=42831523512478

do i buy it?

i used kali for cpts

[frail turtle]

hmmm

[pliant pumice]

lowkey this hoodie is for real hakkaz

[frail turtle]

idk do you like blue and white on your clothes?

[pliant pumice]

eh, dunno

doesnt even look bad

[frail turtle]

no it doesn't look bad

[pliant pumice]

but imaghine walking on the streets with it

and some girl asks what this is

ur gonna look like a nerd and lose aura points to the huzz

LOL

[frail turtle]

doesnt htb have hoodies too

maybe a htb one is better

htb is cooler

[pliant pumice]

i need cool tools for bug bounties

[frail turtle]

oh the parrot sec hoodie is also in the htb store lol

makes sense

[pliant pumice]

yeah

[hoary dawn]

thats the os htb pwnbox uses?

[jagged storm]

You're safe. This will never happen.

[snow tartan]

did anyone hear about this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK_vnXx0410 THM being sketchy

[pliant pumice]

hell naw i aint safe.

[eternal mango]

Yup, Parrot is Pwnbox, slightly modified

Parrot are part of HTB 🙂

[hoary dawn]

nice

yea so the thm situation is that they trained an AI model to learn pentesting by having it learn from the people learning

idk

so stupid

🤣

its a betrayal of trust though, they do deserve to have to answer to that

[molten bobcat]

I

Wow that's stupid of them

[hoary dawn]

github is doing it too soon

[molten bobcat]

If that's the case at least

[hoary dawn]

you can opt out of it

the right way to do something like that

[molten bobcat]

We do try to steer clear of THM drama here

I have nothin to offer GitHub lmao

Digging in the WRONG spot

[hoary dawn]

🤣

[terse dirge]

Indeed they're gonna have AI running nessus and skipfish scans on gigabit networks

[gaunt gale]

I’m prepping for an electronics midterm next week

Its super intense

All my energy is going into that

Its crazy

Then afterwards I have Spring Break

[devout sail]

ghos ping?

ah nah shitty internet

[iron galleon]

this is like wearing an nmap hoodie, but buying it

i wouldn't

no offense or anything

well, i mean, could wear it to a conference or something and nobody would raise an eyebrow but like in a casual sense, it doesn't give off the right vibe

too basic and there's too many larp in the world, obv not referring to you as that, it's just u prob don't want to be associated w that

like flexing kali, for example

[molten bobcat]

I have tshirt from a bsides I went to

[rancid snow]

actually i could see an nmap hoodie going hard

[molten bobcat]

That's about it lol

[rancid snow]

a skid larping wouldnt go for an nmap hoodie, theyd want a kali one or a guy fawkes mask on it

[hoary dawn]

"I got a shell" at the top of a shirt and its someone with a laptop at the beach

[rancid snow]

the only person actually buying an nmap hoodie is a freak about packets

[molten bobcat]

You can tell who's larping by their smell

I won't be elaborating further

[eternal mango]

LOL

[rancid snow]

ofc, real hackers dont have time to bathe

too busy hacking

[iron galleon]

why can't a wealthy person just let me live in their mansion

i should reach out to people with big houses

see if they let me live there

[hoary dawn]

they will

ur prob just gonna have to do weird things to them

[iron galleon]

lmfao

[hoary dawn]

they like muscle men

the rich folks

[molten bobcat]

Bruh

[iron galleon]

it'd be nice if i were muscular but im lowkey about to start a glp-1

[hoary dawn]

my friends older brother and my uncle, both extremely built men like lived off of roids the first 20 years of their lives basically

[graceful pendant]

just got my second CVE assignment of the week g0bbo

[hoary dawn]

and coincidentally they both have a rich old guy connection

that literally spoils them for no reason

i tell them both i know what they do and what they are about

they act clueless

but i know

[eternal mango]

Nice one ::)

[graceful pendant]

42 reports in triage :p

[hoary dawn]

bros on his 2nd assignment im on my 2nd hot pocket

humbled

[eternal mango]

Still waiting for a couple to have the PRs merged... since 3 weeks.. on a often used lib

😢

[hoary dawn]

brutally mogged

[eternal mango]

And it took them weeks to even review the PRs

[graceful pendant]

I have some FAT ones on an open source Ecommerce platform

[eternal mango]

Gonna go give them a poke

[graceful pendant]

like BAD ones

man the world is lucky im just a chill friendly guy is all im gonna say

https://giphy.com/gifs/chill-bro-guy-MVG619LTIVCIfGmIW8

[rancid snow]

congrats

[graceful pendant]

waiting for my apple security research report to go through with my breath held

[rancid snow]

Ive heard bad things recently about apples security team

like 1 click safari heap overflow being declared not sensitive levels of bad

[graceful pendant]

yeah i had to push back on him because i wrote a god tier report with 6 poc scripts attached

and the guy wrote me back a one line sentence totally missing the point

[rancid snow]

why 6 scripts

[pliant pumice]

they lie about not sharing ur info to the police

[graceful pendant]

different angle