general

[solemn dawn]

heyy can we have non tech talk here?

[compact wave]

yehh

this is chil palce

[west venture]

Give me a job joey

[compact wave]

no context

[compact wave]

job

[west venture]

No money

[compact wave]

you can apply on htb job board

[native plume]

Oh no the j word

[mellow bane]

[compact wave]

what else fam??....mmm.....

[mellow bane]

i got a jerb

[compact wave]

I been away a bit cuz, wildfires, also new dating life, and family

[west venture]

https://tenor.com/view/little-girl-cute-oh-my-god-too-much-stress-oh-gosh-gif-17610373

[compact wave]

I wrote palce...nice my grammar is everyday better😭

[mellow bane]

the unemployment continues

[ocean marsh]

unemployment is forever

[compact wave]

I been there fam....keep on looking, there is something that will come

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-salut-1

[mellow bane]

well that was the case for me until 2 weeks ago

[ocean marsh]

niiiice

[compact wave]

lets goooo

[ocean marsh]

got a cyber job?

[mellow bane]

yup

[compact wave]

Dont..check..my discord where it says music im listening

[ocean marsh]

damn congrats!

[compact wave]

it is defo megadeath

[west venture]

You should not drink random liquids when you're thirsty

[mellow bane]

bebe rexha sure looks like megadeath to me

[compact wave]

it is....

what is beba rexa????

who???

[ocean marsh]

battery juice 🤤

[mellow bane]

no shame in that

[compact wave]

not the chainsmokers now

https://klipy.com/gifs/homer-simpson-hide-in-shrubs-1

[ocean marsh]

ok now chainsmokers is too much

[west venture]

https://tenor.com/view/ctrlglued-bebe-rexha-aen-gif-21597385

[compact wave]

ok.....goddess

[mellow bane]

fortunately or unfortunately, a lot of the job might have me handling ai slop on the daily

[ocean marsh]

a job is a job

[west venture]

She sings that song that goes, "I am good yeah I'm feeling alright baby imma have the best fucking night of my life...."

[compact wave]

My GF looks a bit like her but she is readhead and is 1.52meters

[compact wave]

always singing that song on my head

[mellow bane]

at least i get to shoot the people who make them off the platform if they do it enough

[heady sage]

:T

[mellow bane]

ai slop begone

[compact wave]

sisterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[west venture]

Joey are you Italian?

[compact wave]

italian and chilean

how did you knew?

[west venture]

Italian vibes

[compact wave]

https://klipy.com/gifs/italian-hand-peter-griffin

[west venture]

Italians be like: pizzarella 🤌🤌🤌

[compact wave]

cazzo

[ocean marsh]

@mystic harbor

ping

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/stng-picard-too-long-i-decline-to-read-it-i-decline-gif-4994404

[ocean marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-sabo-meme-i-ain't-reading-allat-gif-2236514285106777359

[supple plume]

[devout sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/494538024563245065/1485115883692097607/d39264aac156c629-h264-full_hd.mov?ex=69c0b172&is=69bf5ff2&hm=36d244c93bc59e6c7035ee40b024bad7dd29d97133bb73203d3a32dd2a890a36&

[muted olive]

@compact wave JOEEEEYYYYYYYYY

hi hi hih hii

[muted olive]

Season 6, Episode 12, "Ship in a Bottle"

Whenever someone posts a star trek TNG gif, I will identify it from memory 🫡

[ocean marsh]

wtf

damn

[devout sail]

Don't we have a word for this??

[muted olive]

I've watched the entire series like... 5 times

over and over and over

from age 8

[muted olive]

idk

[zealous charm]

based

[devout sail]

[ocean marsh]

jfc

I never watched a single episode

I'm lazy when it comes to tv shows

[muted olive]

I like it

There's 7 seasons

each episode is crazy interesting

[devout sail]

Same i don't even know what it is about and yet I dislike it xD

[ocean marsh]

nah you're just a hater

I'm just stupid

[devout sail]

I don't hate it

[muted olive]

is about space

explore

[devout sail]

I dislike it

[muted olive]

and aliens

and stuff

[ocean marsh]

the last tv show I watched was the office

[devout sail]

Ok, wait i thought y'all were talking about star trek

[ocean marsh]

and that was like

[devout sail]

What that is about

[ocean marsh]

3 years ago

[muted olive]

lol

[zealous charm]

any other favorite sci fi shows?

[muted olive]

nah, thats the only one

There is this series called MASH that I've watched 7 times lol

[devout sail]

How do u enjoy the same stuff multiple times then

[muted olive]

This is from 1970s

[undone fossil]

frog

[muted olive]

Just for fun

I might have forgotten the fine details

When I dont have anything else to watch, I watch a TNG episode

[ocean marsh]

I did that with one piece

but now I'm also too lazy to watch anime

[muted olive]

same

I just finished watching this show called Monk

from 2002

i loved it

[ocean marsh]

Its sooo hard to just sit there and watch after you get used to reading the manga

because the one piece pacing

oh my god

three minutes for a fucking punch or something

[muted olive]

lol

[devout sail]

Yeah

[muted olive]

one piece has like thousands of episodes right?

[ocean marsh]

yeah

[devout sail]

I remember watching 10+ epi per day of one piece

Until i caught up

[ocean marsh]

I watched during covid

[muted olive]

how long is each episode?

[devout sail]

20ish

[ocean marsh]

when I entered HS

I watched almost 30ep one day

Iwas determined to finish that arc

[devout sail]

Now I can't watch 1

[ocean marsh]

fr

[muted olive]

I wish I had done cybersecurity stuff during covid. Instead I just didnt do anything lol

[devout sail]

I wanna watch cuz i stopped at very good point

[muted olive]

I made art

Thats about it

[ocean marsh]

dude we were 15 relax

[devout sail]

Somewhere in wano

[devout sail]

I did programming

I don't play games so had nothing to waste time on

[muted olive]

my friend in HS learnt java during covid and he was crazy good at it by the time our final year rolled around

I wish I had done something productive like that

instead of drawing greek gods all day

[devout sail]

I did okay games but maybe 5-10% of the time

[muted olive]

but hey at least i have the art

lol

[ocean marsh]

I received 3 prices playing valorant

that was it

[devout sail]

What's AR/VR

[ocean marsh]

prizes*

[muted olive]

augmented/virtual reality

[devout sail]

You got that in bio, u play vr or what?

[muted olive]

Yeah I dont play games either >;(

[muted olive]

No i just find the concept interesting, I attempt (and fail) to recreate VR with Unity but its still fun

I am planning to build AR glasses on my own

[devout sail]

👁️👁️

[muted olive]

Get some cheap parts, 3D print some, get some OLED screens

and other stuff

Then hack it

[devout sail]

I don't even understand how they work xD

Do they come with the whole system in it?

Or just stream stuff from other device

I have never seen or used it

[jagged storm]

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

[muted olive]

It uses a beam splitter, so basically a semi transparent mirror is in front of your eye, light passes through but you also get a small display which shines that onto the glass at an angle, the glass reflects that display into your eye and you basically see a virtual object in a real world

so you wear the glasses and you can place a virtual 3d chessboard on the table in front of you

[muted olive]

Temba, his arms wide!

[muted olive]

This is a really basic prototype though, like very primitive

modern ones use waveguide optics, like the microsoft glasses

in that, a teeny tiny projector shoots an image onto the edge of a transparent lens, light travels INSIDE the glass through TIR (total internal reflection) and tldr same result, you see virtual overlays in the real world

[ocean marsh]

Super interesting video, hades

https://youtu.be/ZhvvgtVcSlU?si=8J5Lxvwhk4FsOCWu

[muted olive]

is essentially just an illusion

which looks very real

[ocean marsh]

this is by far my favorite tech youtuber

[muted olive]

I wish I could get my hands on one of those :(

but yeah 8K OLED is crazy as fuck

[frigid mountain]

😄

[muted olive]

I've been thinking of starting to procure parts recently but some are hard

Raspberry pi and arduino are fine for the base hardware, then i'd need micro OLEDs and a fucking waveguide lens and I have no idea how I'll get that particular lens

could used prism based HUD but less efficient

then other lens like convex and fresnal which is easy to get, could get a beam splitter but id prefer waveguide

then a webcam

then a sensor, preferably a MPU-6050 as I've heard its the best for this use case, could hook that up with arduino

[uneven beacon]

hello

[muted olive]

then a magnetometer

[frigid mountain]

🌊

[muted olive]

then lithium/polonium batteries, frames, micro speakers

all easier said than done :)

[hoary dawn]

im reading the networking overview module and whoever wrote this just casually says they sent a malicious printer to their office to show em how easy they was to get 🤣

[worthy cargo]

What is the one thing Windows does better than Linux? (Be honest!)

[supple plume]

Charging their users

[zenith pine]

sending my shit as samples to their servers

[supple plume]

Training AI with my data

Occupy all the ram memory

[zenith pine]

Installing a bunch of things i did not ask for

[molten bobcat]

Good morning

[worthy cargo]

morning

[turbid goblet]

bro

im hungover whts the best fast food to fix this problem

[worthy cargo]

Denny's

IHOP

[molten bobcat]

Something with salt to replace lost electrolytes

Also a Gatorade

Or similar

[signal mica]

Electrolyte pills

[worthy cargo]

You need BRAWNDO

https://giphy.com/gifs/idiocracy-3otPoEiEGXh41xKGdO

[wind lintel]

Hi, I want to contact anyone from htb staff please

[turbid goblet]

911

[wind lintel]

nah bruv 🥀

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[manic anvil]

guys i have a dumb question

systemd is a process in linux right?

[azure remnant]

to my simple knowledge yes

First process that runs

[manic anvil]

how is it asking for ager verification then

i dont get it lol

[azure remnant]

[silver forge]

the what?

[manic anvil]

yeah they merged a pull request that say they need age verification because of california laws or something ?

and the pr say that it already store your emails , name , location etc so your age wont be a problem

[runic cliff]

I thought it was optional

[manic anvil]

https://github.com/systemd/systemd/pull/40954

[silver forge]

no it does not store any of that either

[manic anvil]

it say it in their PR tbh

[scenic maple]

first of all u dont really have to do that unless ur "law" requires it

second of all if the day comes to pass where you absolutely have to do it then you can move to a cooler init system

like runit

real chads like @terse dirge do not use beta systems like systemd

[west venture]

It's not the first Linux process. The first process is PID 0. Systemd is PID 1

[manic anvil]

what kid would go and download linux anyway

[west venture]

Why is age verification so bad?

[scenic maple]

🪞

[scenic maple]

i guess the argument is

soon enough sites will be able to directly query your OS

to find out who you are

then it becomes a security risk i guess

and you know how our beloved government handles data

[broken flame]

my UID will be 666

[ocean marsh]

just like THM does

https://klipy.com/gifs/flight-flight-reacts-14

[raven rain]

you can just use openrc like a gentoo

[silver forge]

yeah almost no web site should know who you are

[scenic maple]

by the time it reaches me tho i will be long gone

prolly dead

[west venture]

I mean...

[broken flame]

just kidding, your UID is your tax number

[scenic maple]

i am all for getting the internet clean for people and minors so they dont harm themselves but this bullshit will cause more harm then good

but by the time they realise it will be way too late

[ocean marsh]

its just hard to handle stuff

its the internet

[west venture]

Websites knowing your age ain't so bad

[ocean marsh]

you can be stiff like that

and you cant be too liberal about it too

but that compromises even more your data and privacy

so complicated

[ocean marsh]

its usually not just the age though

[scenic maple]

its not the age

i am actually fine with that

its your whole ID

like everything

if that gets leaked i can be "you"

[west venture]

This is only in America?

[scenic maple]

california as of now

[west venture]

It's not really going to be adapted world wide

[ocean marsh]

in brazil they added a new law regarding something like that

[west venture]

Maybe in the EU

[ocean marsh]

and I think one linux related open source project got blocked already

makes no sense

[manic anvil]

[scenic maple]

there is a anti movement but i am posting here to show you where the laws are in place

https://agelesslinux.org/map.html

[scenic maple]

you are very wrong about that(my bad read it wrong)

atleast for eu and us

rest of the world dgaf

[ocean marsh]

but brazil already makes no sense at all

so its not a surprise

[manic anvil]

TAO says hi

[scenic maple]

who is tao

taoist monk?

[west venture]

The CEO of Madrigal Electromotive

[manic anvil]

didnt UK already do it for websites

[native plume]

Who is Tao
Who Tao
Hu Tao

[ocean marsh]

[sleek shadow]

How can I change my location ios

[scenic maple]

hu jin tao ? teh forcefully disappeared chinese prime minister who founded the belt and road and intiiative?

[west venture]

You can't change your location ios

[west lynx]

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=How can I change my location ios

[sleek shadow]

how

[ocean marsh]

people were bypassing the verification using Death Stranding 2 btw

[sleek shadow]

Is it free

[native plume]

Bro it's not that deep it's just Hu Tao from Genshin Impact trust me 🙏

[manic anvil]

that NSA branch that got exposed for surveillance on anyone

[scenic maple]

google ? yes its free you just pay for the internet and the device

seems to me you have both

[west venture]

It costs a fortune

[scenic maple]

ngl the new devices cost a lot

china number 1

they make cheap hardware

@native plume https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hu_Jintao

[manic anvil]

my problem with ager verification is the ID i know like there is no other way around it but still showing your ID for anywebsite is a meh

[ocean marsh]

yeah I agree

no one has a problem telling their age

age would be fine

but they ask for a whole fuckton of info

[manic anvil]

your ID , your face features to confirm its your ID

and it get verified by an AI

[scenic maple]

wait till they see my painted thumb finger

[manic anvil]

a mf Ai that probably use the same info to generate pictures later

[west venture]

This info is stored in Linux? You can just change it to reply with fake things when queried

[edgy jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-plink-black-cat-silly-cat-gif-5790979146903536700

[scenic maple]

this shit actually happened btw lol

and said users age is between 13-15

[native plume]

But user is bald

[manic anvil]

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DT1OxuqAPev/

[scenic maple]

hairloss at 13

[runic cliff]

I remember giving a random face from internet to insta and it worked

[upbeat tangle]

Dystopian

[native plume]

Gf left him too early

Or it was that trigonometry class

[raven rain]

i cast bald

[west venture]

I never did fave verification for discord

[ocean marsh]

i never did any verification for discord

besides that cellphone number verification

years ago

[native plume]

So tomorrow things will be like:

• Not a robot verification
• Age verification
• No accumilated bills verification
  What else

All that just to open a browser and start browsing

[tidal ruin]

yo guys

i dont really want to learn about theory can i just do bandit?

bandit is fun

also mind explaining umask

[tardy compass]

CIS NON-COMPLIANT CIS NON-COMPLIANT CIS NON-COMPLIANT

sorry muscle memory

[ocean marsh]

what

[supple plume]

microsoft 12

[ocean marsh]

wdym by that

[supple plume]

vro wants to join THM

[ocean marsh]

faaaah

[manic anvil]

tax evasion verification

wait they already do that in freelance websites

[tidal ruin]

on a bunch of the modules it says "theory"

like the one about the OSI model

[ocean marsh]

just go straight for the cpts modules

do htb labs starting point

if you feel the need to go back to the boring theory, you can do that any time

you're supposed to have fun while learning

https://klipy.com/gifs/dog-lolipop-dog

i never learned the osi model

ikr

i mean, its important to know what it is

that it exists

yeah exactly

but you dont need to know all the layers

and all that

fuck that

just hack

[native plume]

Honestly you only need to know that some stuff exist and never actually spend more time and study it that much

[tired haven]

Does anyone know how to get more cubes for free for like other modules... i only got 30 but when i do the paths the module costs like 50 cubes

[ocean marsh]

exactly

[ocean marsh]

you can get more if you compete on the HTB Labs seasons

[supple plume]

most effective way is to buy them

[ocean marsh]

and if you're a student, the subscription is worth it

[native plume]

I would but honestly I know I would forget them if not used

[ocean marsh]

with AD? yes

fuck yeah

[tired haven]

whats this?

i dont want to spend money 😭

cus im kind of broke...

[ocean marsh]

there's only so much you can do without spending money

[tidal ruin]

bandit is fun u should try it

[native plume]

Think of it as Fortnite seasons but you get to hack boxes

jk

[ocean marsh]

what is bandit?

the over the wire stuff?

[tidal ruin]

quoting you on ts

[ocean marsh]

old man is tripping

losing his mind

ts

la

[tidal ruin]

nah use html

[slender oak]

goated advice

[tidal ruin]

html is not obsolete

yall r just haters

learn it

[ocean marsh]

never learning HTTP

[tidal ruin]

how

[ocean marsh]

html

smb

[tidal ruin]

why

[ocean marsh]

stay ignorant gang

[tidal ruin]

its peak

[ocean marsh]

never study

[native plume]

I will never master html

[slender oak]

more people care about pointless reading than just raw dogging labs, i mean, reading helps, but i'd rather learn that shit while raw dogging labs

[tidal ruin]

nooooolearnit

[tidal ruin]

pause

[native plume]

Nah I only need divs

[tidal ruin]

what lvl r yall in bandit fr

[slender oak]

yeah but reading feels better after/while doing stuff

[tidal ruin]

how do you not know what bandit is

[slender oak]

i mean i don't do pentesting im only a forensics slave

[ocean marsh]

I've been hacking for around a year and a half now, 80% of that time was only reading

[raven rain]

never study, only doing

[frosty spear]

bro how can i do hacking

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[tidal ruin]

download some scripts

[raven rain]

start by reading this article above

[tidal ruin]

run them

why is my terminal so laggy

[frosty spear]

what script

[ocean marsh]

@frosty thistle we've been hacking for quite a similar time I think

[tidal ruin]

that one

[slender oak]

i should probably start reading, my literacy has gone down after doing sherlocks

[ocean marsh]

dont troll the guy lol

[tidal ruin]

sorry

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/merry-christmas-happy-birthday

[ocean marsh]

nah dw, just a lot of people give up bc of trolls here

[slender oak]

a year and a half of pentesting and doing CAPE is crazy though

wtf?

[frosty spear]

anybody ever joined any hacking grp

[tidal ruin]

what should i ask for my 17th birthday

[slender oak]

are you human?

wtf

[ocean marsh]

around 6-8 hours of study every day

you can do that

lol

burning out quite a lot

[raven rain]

you know what discord server is this, right

[ocean marsh]

boy is STUPID

[slender oak]

i only do that with forensics and im not even that good

🥀

[native plume]

Boy has beef with windows

[tidal ruin]

criminal forensics

[ocean marsh]

zumi got me into AD

[tidal ruin]

peak

[ocean marsh]

lmfao

[frosty spear]

like blachat

[raven rain]

i dont know what that is

[ocean marsh]

dude I will forever love you for that

AD is the best thing ever

[raven rain]

oh you misspelled blackhat

[slender oak]

idk man i just turn on my vm and like open files or something

[ocean marsh]

stfu

never

[native plume]

I'm also feeling like I should spend time with AD

[slender oak]

digital forensics 101 just strings

[ocean marsh]

years ahead of me

[native plume]

I got my share of web

[tidal ruin]

naw dawg you gotta fingerprint dudes

[native plume]

Need something new

[tidal ruin]

wow

[raven rain]

if you think this is a blackhat server you are severely mistaken

[ocean marsh]

I'm shit at web

[tidal ruin]

try bandit

[supple plume]

web is the best

[slender oak]

is this server a good place to learn hacking

[ocean marsh]

DUDE WHAT IS BANDIT

OMFG

[supple plume]

bandit is like a ctf

old school

[ocean marsh]

just be careful with the trolls

[tidal ruin]

im only 16 gang chill

[raven rain]

yes! this is where i learned pretty much everything i know

[frosty spear]

no i mean somebody have ever joined i asked u guys

[ocean marsh]

youngling

juvenile

[tidal ruin]

bro

SYBAU

[ocean marsh]

unc

[supple plume]

bro

if you say youre 16

not the mods are forced to request parental consent

[tidal ruin]

i thought bandit like just came out

[native plume]

Some dev experience would help but it's just owasp top 10 after that, unless you find some really funky vulnerability

[slender oak]

jk i love hackthebox

[tidal ruin]

jk im 18

totally

[slender oak]

i just never did anything besides forensics pepega

[native plume]

Where's your maomao pic 🫵

[tidal ruin]

not lying or anything

[ocean marsh]

@slender oak if I can help with anything you can feel free to ping me

[supple plume]

it was there before I started 10 years ago

[ocean marsh]

I like to help when I know the stuff

[slender oak]

my bad

[tidal ruin]

should i not do it the

*then

[slender oak]

im waiting for the movie to drop no cap

[ocean marsh]

I have some java experience

but I was never a big fan of web

I can do some coding

[supple plume]

no wonder if you do java

[slender oak]

can i add you @ocean marsh or do you mind

[supple plume]

it is ass

[tidal ruin]

how do i cd to the parent again

[ocean marsh]

ofc you can

no

[raven rain]

didn't you need to code for the windows evasion module

[ocean marsh]

dont add him

[tidal ruin]

me too

[slender oak]

i need to learn AD attacks to understand how to search for AD attacks 🥀

[ocean marsh]

I can recommend you some resources

[ocean marsh]

Yes but I enjoy "low level" stuff

with C

C++

C#

I dont like web programming

[tidal ruin]

learn html its ez

[raven rain]

understandable

[ocean marsh]

html too hard brain fried

[raven rain]

on my way to make C# malware

[supple plume]

html programers show up

[tidal ruin]

[native plume]

I am a pro html programmer myself

[slender oak]

the only thing thats in my mind is literally just rbcd kerberoasting dcsync as rep roasting PtT and PtH i have like no idea how that stuff overlaps with one another too, i don't even understand how golden tickets silver tickets or stuff is done but that might be useful for CDSA xd

[ocean marsh]

you're my goat

[tidal ruin]

nah just use one of those web design apps

[supple plume]

cybergoat

[native plume]

I assure you the best experience with accessibility by using div all over the place

[tidal ruin]

ts ovverated

overrated

[frosty spear]

i tried very hard but i just could't hack

[slender oak]

oh i meant detecting them, performing those attacks? nah, i have no clue

[raven rain]

every day i keep thinking i should have just been a programmer

[supple plume]

well you're wrong

[ocean marsh]

I had to read the whole CAPE module, blogs and the hacker recipes website to start to understand all that

[slender oak]

[ocean marsh]

I read the CAPE content around 4 time

AD is confusing as HELL

[slender oak]

did u skip CPTS?

[ocean marsh]

not the content

but the exam

[slender oak]

but the cert?

[raven rain]

oh, ok. i won't think about that anymore

[slender oak]

thats crazywork no cap

[frosty spear]

can i also learn from you tube

[slender oak]

wtf

???

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cat-blush

[frosty spear]

can i learn hacking from youtube

[slender oak]

isnt like CAPE at least 2x harder than CPTS xd or is it the exam cost thats barring people from taking it

[supple plume]

why doing that when you have hackthebox

[raven rain]

read this https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[frosty spear]

already read

[ocean marsh]

CAPE goes very deep into AD and CPTS is more overall knowledge of pentesting

[native plume]

Reading is one of the most important skill you want to have for hacking

[supple plume]

do it again

read harder

[ocean marsh]

I always thought CPTS would be harder for me

[sturdy thistle]

can't read

[ocean marsh]

bc of the web part

[raven rain]

if you read it then you know what you should do next

[native plume]

Sing the article

[frosty spear]

they dont even tell to use proxy chains for nmap scan

[slender oak]

thats kinda crazy

[frosty spear]

this could reveal ip

[ocean marsh]

Start with the basics man

[raven rain]

guys i didnt use nmap with proxychains, is it over for me.....

[slender oak]

welp, thanks for the study material, ill look at it once i feel like its time to learn pentesting

[frosty spear]

pivot ??

because i am scanning without permission

[ocean marsh]

my dude learn the basics before worrying about pivoting

[supple plume]

you know who doesnt use proxychains with nmap? developers

[slender oak]

yes the FBI is on your case rn

[ocean marsh]

bruh

[rose laurel]

Bruv

[slender oak]

actually even if you used proxychains they've probably seized 99% of the nodes and are after you right this very moment

[ocean marsh]

nice badge

[native plume]

sudo gives you permission no?

[raven rain]

i see we are admitting to performing illegal activity

[frosty spear]

nope because i use tor

[raven rain]

we do not promote or encourage that behavior

[tidal ruin]

windows is better than kali

[ocean marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[supple plume]

ah the chat is getting spicy

[ocean marsh]

"i use tor" 😭

[supple plume]

I should not get absorved by it

[slender oak]

W hacker

[rose laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/hackerman-gif-22344136

[ocean marsh]

this is sending me

omfg

[supple plume]

"I know pythong"

[ocean marsh]

@frosty spear you watched mr robot right?

[frosty spear]

pythong ?? seems new

[raven rain]

@frosty spear i'll give you a chance to stop what you're doing and completely change your way of thinking

[blissful jewel]

i spent too much time on this

[weary laurel]

Wha- what's going on ... on on 😈

[ocean marsh]

180 reactions on my linkedin post

[frosty spear]

what is it?

[supple plume]

https://pypi.org/project/pythong/

[ocean marsh]

I'm famous

[supple plume]

you could have done worse

[rose laurel]

You must use pythong on a daily basis to be called a hacker

[frosty spear]

got it

[ocean marsh]

yeah bro go study some pythong

lmfao

where's the among us guy to recommend some bandit

[blissful jewel]

top 10 unemployment moments

[frosty spear]

bro i need to stude some zero day bugs .

[native plume]

Looking for a hardcore pythong dev

[slender oak]

am i an expert hacker if i use the TOR (btw its called the onion router)

[ocean marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588029217376043023/1484768992575885352/attachment-1.gif

[raven rain]

what are you planning to do with those bugs

[rose laurel]

You need to study IP address hacking my friend

[slender oak]

me too tbh i developed one of the most popular ringworm infections to get into other peoples systems systematically

[supple plume]

I am hardcore

[blissful jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-well-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-kenobi-star-wars-gif-21401108

[ocean marsh]

cmon

embed fail bro

nahhhhh

[native plume]

Hard what?

[ocean marsh]

2026??

such a shame

lmfao

[sturdy thistle]

😂

best joke today

[supple plume]

|| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&list=RDdQw4w9WgXcQ&start_radio=1 ||

[raven rain]

really now

[blissful jewel]

c2 server first i think idk

[ocean marsh]

you need to first give birth to bots, get them to daycare

they need good education

[rose laurel]

Buy robots and then place them in a net

[native plume]

💀🔐🤫

[supple plume]

why when I get at the last part of building a machine is when I get the most hard to motivate myself

[ocean marsh]

cool pfp chronos

[native plume]

Thank you 🙏

[supple plume]

[slender oak]

dude thats illegal please stop your ways!

[ocean marsh]

of course you did

[slender oak]

you still have time to change

[sturdy thistle]

mods?

@scenic maple

[supple plume]

vro injected his code in a movie

[ocean marsh]

golem come help us

[blissful jewel]

yes?

[sturdy thistle]

save our poor soulds

[frosty spear]

steagnograpgy ..

[sturdy thistle]

you aren't a mod

[rose laurel]

@scenic maple stop eating popcorn and get active

[native plume]

Oh no that's not how subtitles work ❌

[slender oak]

yeah he made several codec zerodays, i am scared

[scenic maple]

on it

[blissful jewel]

im undercover mod

[supple plume]

how is that going to help downloading the movie

[sturdy thistle]

welcome to my block list

[slender oak]

if you're an undercover mod, i'm an expert at cybersecurity

[ocean marsh]

HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH

omg bro

[blissful jewel]

im an expert in larp

[ocean marsh]

brath please rost the kid

[slender oak]

that's actually me

[ocean marsh]

we need you now brath

[raven rain]

sorry i am on mobile

takes a bit

[sturdy thistle]

all good

golam is the hero of the day

[supple plume]

I am better than anyone here at roasting

[scenic maple]

calculator was faster than me

[sturdy thistle]

love you both

[sharp shuttle]

Phantom
0 minutes worked
0 customers helped
0 order fulfilled
0 lines of code written
7 poop breaks

[slender oak]

i feel like that other 3 letter acronym website is responsible for a lot of cybersec larp content on ig/twitter/youtube and it makes me sick to my bones

:copium:

[ocean marsh]

nahhhh

nahhh

[supple plume]

tag the other guy also

[signal mica]

average big corpo job once you are in

[raven rain]

fbi?

[ocean marsh]

thm

[sturdy thistle]

new gym was awesome today

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-copium-od-copium-overdose-overdose-twitch-gif-9006779378751968406

[slender oak]

maybe the one that's had a lot of controversy as of late

[sharp shuttle]

whos the other guy my eyes are ripe with crust from the allergy season

[ocean marsh]

golam you are my favorite mod

[sharp shuttle]

im basically asian

[raven rain]

nvm

[slender oak]

htb is quite controversial too tbh, they have good prices and have good learning material #notshillingbtw

[ocean marsh]

I would never do a htb cert

[slender oak]

does he know?

[raven rain]

stands for neovim btw

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/riddler-paul-dano

[ocean marsh]

lmfaooo

omg

[native plume]

It's node version manager ❌

[scenic maple]

actually nvm stands for node version manager

[ocean marsh]

@frosty thistle no good burgi at this time of the day

[raven rain]

[scenic maple]

like legit

[ocean marsh]

only good burgi at night

[sharp shuttle]

its nocturnal vehicular manslaughter

[slender oak]

i think HTB should make a zeroday dev cert, that guy might appreciate it since he wants to learn about "zero day bugs ."

[scenic maple]

https://github.com/nvm-sh/nvm

[raven rain]

its a web dev thing i see

[ocean marsh]

idk bro

I wish I knew

[native plume]

Only use it when you have to work on a node 12 project and it's too much to upgrade to the latest version

[ocean marsh]

like steve lacy once said

[sharp shuttle]

guys i cant open my eyes what do i do

[ocean marsh]

no you are not

[sharp shuttle]

allergies suck so hard

[ocean marsh]

I'm not allowing you to

[supple plume]

why doing anything like this having docker

I used nvm myself

[scenic maple]

have u tried closing and opening?

[raven rain]

tape them open

[sharp shuttle]

all good ideas

[native plume]

1 GB RAM VPS 🗣️

💀

[ocean marsh]

wtf

bro is going super senior?

[scenic maple]

because a lion doesnt concern himself with dockerizing

[raven rain]

my ssh server runs in a docker

[ocean marsh]

shiiii

[sharp shuttle]

docker? i barely know her!

[ocean marsh]

senior with 2 years of hacking

tch

tch

ban this guy

idc

cool title

[supple plume]

what about sha-hulud

[ocean marsh]

senior bc you're 50 years old

[supple plume]

and wait until the lion uses the wrong node version

[sharp shuttle]

shahed-256

[supple plume]

and uploads a commit with the package messed up

[ocean marsh]

no you're not Im joking

I'm unc

[raven rain]

insha256llah we get OSCP

[sharp shuttle]

Lukus

[scenic maple]

bro? when was the last time a lion used a computer?

[supple plume]

also the lion will struggle with minor versioning

[supple plume]

when nvm was better than docker

[sharp shuttle]

mgm grand hack

[ocean marsh]

Guys all of my passwords are encrypted using the caesar cypher, I should be ok

[scenic maple]

[slender oak]

crazy statement LMAO

[raven rain]

caesar died i dont think it's that secure

[slender oak]

HTB x OffSec collab ❤️

[sharp shuttle]

lucas just has better navigation, i still think shaheds are better

[ocean marsh]

but he died with the secret

https://klipy.com/gifs/tkt-smart

[raven rain]

no i dont have money

[sharp shuttle]

wayy wayy wayyyy

[ocean marsh]

so relatable man

[sharp shuttle]

its 35k vs. 300k

pentagon contracts i swear

[raven rain]

i'm expecting HTB AI cert so i'm just gonna do that instead

[ocean marsh]

mf STOP

for what

playing kenshi bro

[sharp shuttle]

yooo

kenshi so good

[ocean marsh]

I only watched kenshi videos

[sharp shuttle]

most people never played

[ocean marsh]

I just proved your point

[sharp shuttle]

wish kenshi 2 would come out

[ocean marsh]

you're welcome brath

[raven rain]

isnt kenshi the blind guy from mortal kombat

[ocean marsh]

yes

also that

[sharp shuttle]

kenshi is the no limbs builds guy who is being tortured by robots

peeled like a potato

[raven rain]

sounds appealing

[sharp shuttle]

its a good game

its like if the sims was fun

i remember killing my first dinosaur

felt so good

[ocean marsh]

I was born after they died

such a shame

[native plume]

lmao

[sharp shuttle]

you were born in 2000?

[ocean marsh]

2006

[sharp shuttle]

yeah you just missed them

[ocean marsh]

almost got to experience them

[jagged storm]

Too late for dinosaurs, too early for half-life 3

[ocean marsh]

but you killed all of them

[sharp shuttle]

at least you have jurassic ass movies

[ocean marsh]

lmfao

[signal mica]

there are still some eggs lying around if you want to raise them

[jagged storm]

It is what it is

[ocean marsh]

I dont have enough money to educate them

[sharp shuttle]

you dont need money to educate dinosuars

[jagged storm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/how-bro-felt-saying-that

[sharp shuttle]

you just need a dog kennel and someone you dont like

[sharp shuttle]

so real

[ocean marsh]

dog kernel

sometimes I wish zumi was still alive

I miss him

[sharp shuttle]

how did he die

[ocean marsh]

fart

too hard

died

old people yk

they're fragile

[jagged storm]

He died doing what he loved

[sharp shuttle]

i get it, he got a pulmonary embolism from air entering his bloodstream

[ocean marsh]

true

he'll be missed

[spark mulch]

@deft nebula why are you DMing me

[sharp shuttle]

that is a mindless creature

[spark mulch]

i think the cat knows far more than any of us actually

but its cognition is so far beyond ours that it seems like nonsense

[sharp shuttle]

i think the eldritch being that cats descend from is

[spark mulch]

openbsd best OS

[sharp shuttle]

the modern species is basically stupid

[sharp shuttle]

agreed thats why i love macOS

[spark mulch]

why

what do you think is the best

[sharp shuttle]

Leap Frog OS

[ocean marsh]

windows 🤓

bloatware final boss

[muted olive]

yes

[muted olive]

def windows

imagine arch linux with copilot

[spark mulch]

i mean TempleOS is the obvious and easiest answer isn't it

[sharp shuttle]

i spoke to terry

[spark mulch]

i'd rather eat my own shit

[sharp shuttle]

he says

[ocean marsh]

dude your pfp

[muted olive]

imagine copilot compiled into the linux kernel

[ocean marsh]

I will say that every time

wtf

is

that

[spark mulch]

my pfp is very powerful

[ocean marsh]

Its so scary bro😭

mine is tough

very sigma

[muted olive]

mine is far scarier

fear me

[storm coral]

[ocean marsh]

😎

tufo🔥

super tufo🔥

sigma gamma male is hulk

lowkey

[muted olive]

https://tenor.com/y7s0YBEaTU.gif

[ocean marsh]

yes

[storm coral]

67

[ocean marsh]

676767

the number of the beast

[muted olive]

67

+2

[ocean marsh]

omfg

you

are

a

genius

[storm coral]

Skibifi dop dop type shi

[ocean marsh]

top g?

what about bottom g

flex g

[storm coral]

Change your name to 0x67🤣🤣

[ocean marsh]

give me a monthly prolabs sub

and I do that

https://klipy.com/gifs/devious-evil-cat

arr

[ornate ibex]

Helloo

[ocean marsh]

just like freddy fazbear

[spark mulch]

hi

[ocean marsh]

arr arr ar ar ar

[muted olive]

SMB_COM_NEGOTIATE

[storm coral]

Byeeee

[ocean marsh]

what does your hex means

[muted olive]

my initials in base64

[raven rain]

is that a piracy app for jellyfin

[ocean marsh]

little squirt

[raven rain]

oh

[ocean marsh]

today a jellyfish staggered me in elden ring and then the boss bonked me

i died

got mad

fish

https://tenor.com/view/mods-are-asleep-fish-post-fish-mods-are-asleep-post-fish-gif-8826638656629766392

[prime crescent]

fish

[muted olive]

why not GET fish

or PUT fish

HEAD fish

DELETE fish

[prime crescent]

PATCH fish

[ocean marsh]

guys stop fish smuggling in the chat

not appropriate

[muted olive]

CONNECT fish

[ocean marsh]

rule 7

please

[muted olive]

TRACE fish

[muted olive]

cant help it I love fish smuggling

[ocean marsh]

fish are so stupid

[muted olive]

fish = fish

[ocean marsh]

the aquatic animal fish was named after the terminal thing fish

fun fact

ofc

you were faster

ofc

https://klipy.com/gifs/chud-fuck

[zenith pine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pass-down-gif-12523640702135139778

[devout sail]

You burn fish to ash

[ocean marsh]

dude you cant fly

you are not a bird

liar

[muted olive]

User fish may run the following commands on FISH:
(root) NOPASSWD: /etc/fish

[ocean marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pass-down-gif-12523640702135139778

[ocean marsh]

average discord profile bio of noob ranks

[muted olive]

i am pro hacker on hack the box

you should be afraid of me

[devout sail]

I'll keep it

[ocean marsh]

typescript is autistic

[muted olive]

correct

[ocean marsh]

bye my love

take care

[muted olive]

byee

[devout sail]

No

[ocean marsh]

fuck

I'm only hacker

[devout sail]

Any thm user can beat you in leaderboard

[muted olive]

dont worry

one day you can reach my level

and ddos your enemies

[ocean marsh]

teach me the way

my life purpose is to hack zumi

[muted olive]

you need to learn the secret programming language

and you need to leak your IP address to me

[ocean marsh]

the r programming language

used for statistics

the best one for hacking

[muted olive]

The guy who developed R must've been jealous of the guy who developed C and wanted his own single letter programming language

[ocean marsh]

link/loopback 00:00:00:00:00:00 brd 00:00:00:00:00:00
inet 127.0.0.1/8 scope host lo

next step?

nah bro I give up

this shit is too hard

fuck

[muted olive]

.\mimikatz.exe -Command '"privilege::debug" "sekurlsa::logonpasswords" "exit"'

run zis

[devout sail]

If i made R
I'd call it B

[ocean marsh]

the day I learned you can pass arguments like this to mimikatz

my life changed

not even joking

[muted olive]

mine did they day I learnt you can run it fileless

with invoke-mimikatz

[devout sail]

What does sekurlsa mean

[ocean marsh]

never used that

https://klipy.com/gifs/premium-monkey-by-hero-911-glass-drinking-monkey

jk

[muted olive]

it extracts creds from LSASS

idk why its called sekurlsa

[ocean marsh]

what does lsass mean

[muted olive]

must be a french thing

[devout sail]

no the word itself

Lets see I'll ask clanker

[muted olive]

Lets Steal All Sensitive Shit

[ocean marsh]

👀

[ocean marsh]

wise fellow

[muted olive]

or: Love Some Sexy Ass Server

[ocean marsh]

ad doesnt make sense

who is kerberos

[devout sail]

Ok it's not even a real word :c

[ocean marsh]

why we roast him

[muted olive]

three headed dog

because dog taste good

we roast

hot dog

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/non-chalant-cat

[devout sail]

💀

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/socrates-socrates-walking-socrates-walks-up-socrates-comes-up-socrates-tuff-gif-6665560380371568194

[ocean marsh]

Personally, I'm more of a rubeus guy

[raven rain]

nya~

https://tenor.com/view/tf2air-tf2-tf2engineer-ethiomod-53135-gif-19263247

[ocean marsh]

wbu hades

[devout sail]

Feeling cat today, 0re?

[muted olive]

rubeus hagrid keeper of keys and grounds at hogwarts

[muted olive]

I like all tools tbh

rubeus is better for ticket related stuff

[raven rain]

feeling a bit masochistic today

[devout sail]

[raven rain]

going to self host email

[devout sail]

Hmm fun 7h

[raven rain]

well allegedly this docker container makes it easier

[signal mica]

Isnt it like secure lssas - sekurlsa

[devout sail]

tell us when u finish it

[raven rain]

but i could try going manual postfix+dovecot

[devout sail]

That kinda makes sense
But i think whoever did it, wanted to sound cool

https://tenor.com/view/the-pain-only-makes-me-stronger-the-mitchells-vs-the-machines-the-pain-makes-me-powerful-the-pain-feels-good-mitchells-vs-machines-gif-21431785

^ 0re

[signal mica]

No gentlekiwi the creator is french, im thinking secure lssas is pronounced sekurlsa in french?

[devout sail]

Ah he's a fr🤢nch

[signal mica]

Gentilkiwi*

@gentilkiwi

[devout sail]

Found him

He's here with an alt

[stable tiger]

gang

im grinding sudoku

[severe falcon]

You gotta be smart buddy.