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I just discovered I'm top 1% on htb academy
Katon: Gokyakku
Gang, I was there to do funny stuff
Typical lets break something otherwise fully functioning through violence and record it behavior
bro is the king of students
I was moreso referring to the fact that he responds with fire style ninjutsu
Yuri Lowenthal maxing
Persona 4 mentioned
persona 3
3
If someone tried to break halogen office light on my head i would deflect it with tai chi for men over 60
got caught larping in 4k vader
Get it, Elizabeth
smhsmh
lmfao
I need a doctor stat! and she must be japanese and from persona 5 and i am her concubine experiment patient
do not let my larp distract you from the fact that CAPE is @ocean marsh s first cert. That is wild.
The Devil will see you now
hell ye
My type of woman fr
Also chat explain this ball knower meme to me
what is cape
He knows ball. He knows game. He understands
what the john
john pork
they do specific certs like that now
Ah its that simple
Indeed 😄
i figured it was some funny fat joke
what happened to general pentesting cert and stuff like oscp
useless
there's cpts for that
😄
whats cpts
bruh
bro you have a green name
exactly
cutie patootie thinking simp
i am new thats why
ohhh
you cant be new and have a green name
u have pro hacker tho
that takes months of effort
Next sentence something akin to "idk bro I'm just that good"
were being baited
htb general is SO fucked up because you never know if someone is trolling
nah i just did some machines bro i didnt know
You learn to catch people in their lies easily
My iq is so high i can accurately predict 8 entire messages ahead of anything i say

bro my last machine pwned was probably ay ear ago
Heh. I knew youd say that.
I was never a one piece fan
I dont like one piece and thats okay
i forgot my password to my htb account
Pro hacker
its in my kepass somewhere
Can't get past their own password prompt
I can solve your problem for half a cube
forgot the password to thekeepass too
Me too brother, until the guy on BF told me it after i sent him 4 eth
I will solve your problem for a square (1/6th of a cube)
but for real though does htb do certificates i thought they just did some like courses and stuff
they should make a movie about higuruma i dont care
i thought offsec was like the only main one that people care about
he is GOATED
If you want higaruma vibes, the ace attorney series is all the fuck over it
I love ace attorney a lot
jjk just takes old japanese characters and modernizes them
never played any game
its cool but just be aware
I read the whole manga
That's not true :/
I've also read the entire manga lmao
Cloud JJK has formulaically followed naruto season 1 to a tee
wasted potential
This isn't true
He doesn't get a ton of screen time but I have a soft spot for Inumaki
Bonito flakes.
bro i am so lost what are you guys on about
A show we like
i dont fuck with jjk bc the naruto esque story
we are on some virgin shit
animation is cool tho
I like Aoi
Todo the goat
oh that's for sure
WHAT KINDA GIRL DO YOU LIKE?
ok i understand the conversation now
girls are so cool I wish they were real
I'd also like to point out that JJK and Naruto are the same Genre. but they do not have a similar plot structure at all
ivenever met a girl before they are scary
They're both Shounen
Cloud please...
facts
watch season one of both first 4 episodes
Don't please me, I know exactly what I'm talking about and I know you're wrong lmao
i even compared then myself
naruto is only good because of nostalgia
exact plot lines
that's my hot take
Bros gonna make a comment about the Boy Boy Girl trope as if that's the nail in the coffin for the argument lol
No, they are same character archetypes
That's not true at all
I like a tall girl with a nice big ass...
I mean bro Silver haired boy is kakashi
so samurai champloo would also be a copy of naruto
That's Gojo, and no he is not
trios like these are normal
Kakashi has a completely different personality than Gojo
its okay if you dont think so im just saying the main cast is team 7, to a tee
yeah its a modern spin
i like asian girl who is short, black hair, brown eyes, has scar on left arm, and has a poor taste in music
This is bad arguing
nice pfp
you just described me
"modern" bro they're both animated Shounen shows
its not arguing, its the writing man, its not a bad thing
u 2 bro
its just inspiration
its on youtube and very short
I need you to understand that identifying similarities and things that remind you of one thing does not directly correlate the two things
we take a boy, we put a conflict INSIDE HIM
Define 'girl'
how's cpts
over 18
incorrect
omg, rip chat, lmfaooo
Oh and he has to work on developing and controlling his powers while also learning to trust the people around him?
that edit
You described all Shounen
ur never recovering from that
Yes because he is the sun character
true
Bleach, Naruto, JJK
Correct i did
dont worry i never date anyone i am virigin
Shonen is simply yin/yang story telling
that explains you green name
Your entire argument is "haha JJK copied Naruto cuz they're both Shounen"
I am new to ethical hacking and I want to learn how can I do that?
No it's not dude
the plot of sticking an enemy in the sun is my comparison
Try hack the box academy
It means it's for young people lmao
Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible
They get their names from their target audience..
i was just commenting on the conversation in general. i didn't see your message, unfortunately.
Cloud idk why you arguing with me, im not insulting it
I only say thing because im studying it
I enjoy being correct and pedantic
I dont have that much money or Certs is there a way to get atleast one cert without paying?
dude, me too. i teach the teachers, bro.
This serves to sharpen my understanding of things
be polite
Done, I guess will finish reporting tomorrow
I'm not angry it's letting you know lol
My wife and I are writing a story, and i learned alot about shonen jump formula
You can learn without doing a cert exam, the exam is expensive, the path is more accessible
Is drawn from DBZ
bro how are you not virigin
Not Naruto
Its derived for sure
ok ty
i am virgin we are all virgin
@rapid sapphire you have a student email?
Why would i be a virgin?
Yes? but I cant get outside emails
you are on this discord server
Naruto has its own cultural thing that I believed inspired stories like MHA and JJK but their stories are definitely their own
What does it matter if he’s a virgin or not? Were not 16 here
how old are you
Old enough
brath is extremely attractive is how
damn thats really old
They are 100% their own, im simply saying that jjk took narutos main plot, modernized it, and made it a great thing
If we're talking about what feels like Naruto, MHA does this a ton
sakuna and kurama
Hack the box gives you discount when you use a student email, there is a subscription where you get access to multiple very useful paths with the student email
so try that out
idk how to spell
Oh God, noooi
gl on kobold losers
That should be enough for you to start @rapid sapphire
Sukuna and Kurama are NOT comparable entities
eat my dust im getting first blood
there are alot of old people here
Kurama is a god that doesn't give a shit about Naruto
no way anyone here is older then 15
Sukuna desperately wants to screw Yuji over
kurama did care
Bro did you watch naruto?
How old are you then?
kurama killed himself for naruto in boruto
Yes
Like all of it?
old enough
oh
you are not helping yourself my dude
So 14 
well, hes more like god's niece's son's pet
No i was only suggesting the plot was inspired
In the beginning, Kurama was a pissed off God sealed inside a teenager.
I got a vape pen
Are you on a target
Now I'm vaping
seal a powerful entity within the protag
And a new color
like hit list?
its an easy way to tell a heroes journey
Bro turned green
What kind of hit
both are entities no?
chat is going so fast that that dude probably already gave up on understanding how to learn ethical hacking

the best kind
I explained where to start with that gif
Which best?
They are but other shows follow the same Shounen pattern but don't involve this. Bleach involves Ichigo being granted soul reaper powers, MHA involves One For All being passed to Deku
whatever hit you think of
Yes, but its still a sun moon story
They receive power they can't control yet
All for one, one for all
My kids wore me out. I’m tired and it’s only 20:00
I've watched a lot lmao
Ichigo is actually all the races in bleach at once and was a science project to create a replacement god because the old one got sleepy
oh hell nah bro you should be in jail
Word
What you know, what I think of?
getting soul reaper powers early was more of a happy accident
assassination
he was always going to awaken them though
I dunno I'm just always a huge fan of creative superpowers and how to apply them
Jojo does this all the time
i think bleach has cool characters but the show is hard to get into
It really is
why are you guys talking about cleaning products
Tv shows
this guy is rage baiting
Probably Japanimation
the schick is getting old, consider just vibing
who what
a bit yeah i found it funny
I like Ichigo because despite looking like a punk hea actually a straight A student.
For his era where most shonen protags were in universe dumb it was refreshing to have a smart protag even if he still just spams the same move over and over
Baki is just "who can imagine the toughest shit wins"
HTB down??? Nothing is loading for me haha
bro maybe i dont have enough iq for this server its like another language
its such a shame that kubo had to hurry up because of the dead lines
the ending is really raw
but that is just confidence if it was a super power
Define "iq"
Baki canonically has supernatural forces but the characters all pinky promise they dont use em
a side character gets killed and isekaid into a spin-off series
It's weeb talk. Not contagious, if you're careful.
oh like comic books and stuff
I love you sea king retsu
Dune worms
joe you claim to have an asian gf hush up
nope i am virgin
hackthebox broken rn
then why have a creepy pfp if its not your girl
yeah they hacked the box
always breaks on box release
feel free to spam feedback on @molten bobcat dm's
Ill be rasen-gone by the time you chido-realize
Booo
Tough crowd
lol
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NANI, NANA, NONO
😄
MOMO
Steve shoulda been a pure titan
who
i dont have girlfirend
lmfao dude omg
cares
ban this guy holy fuck
thats my friend
hmm
wow man thats cool you dox her on the internet
dude what the FUCK is this pfp
lol
my nitro is expiring
@ocean marsh buy nitro for me
"friend"
ok
how many months has begging worked now kratos?
frost bought me for a month
i extended it till 3 months using discord orbs
kratos wanted me to buy elden ring for him
youre for sale?
what do you do? whats the specs?
i dont spend money on online stuff like games or discord
i make my friends spend money for me
I'm gonna clean up the house
kobold
Right I think of a blue white logo
cmon
my project doubles as resume experience and bounties lul
same i am broke, unemployed, girlfriendless
they call those flags, from a bygone era
damn they got user alr😭
okay chat have a nice day
This is my own version; I don't use what already exists
damn i wish i had a job
Same
i am so broke and trash
Then you wish you didn't
I answered you
who me
CPTS IS FINE, HEALTH CHECK ALL VITALS GOOD
younglings
you are a youngling
bro so cpts is like a junior certificate or something
ban
is that what you mean by younging
Intermediate, more like
Easy shit right, Giving Tommorow?
whippersnapper
Snap 🫰🏻
juvenile
Ven ile
are you actually 18?
No
how old is vro
Ofc not
Encrypt everything with pig latin and then do rot13 on it !
"OLD ENOUGH" 
nahhhhh
Guess
21
That predictable is it
you are 52
got it right?
Yea
89
42
19
you are 12
@meager kernel go to bed

lil kraton
doing seasonal
Enjoying?
imagine hacking
i am a hack
Can't relate
we're almost the same age

both are old uncs
stfu bro we're the same age
You are older
unc
unc
youre near retirement age
what do you guys do for work
i think its time to get a job
cool i do check work
Define "check" && "work"
name 10 checks
ur mom
check penetration testing
public sector stuff
cant
@ocean marsh you also "PENETRATION TESTER"
every once in a while sparkling
i'm j*bless
sorry
I wish I wouldn’t need to wake up for my job
i can arrange that
But hey, kids don’t get themselves ready for daycare and school
You are the j*b stealer
whats a job stealer
How you know it was a "o" 
crazy to me that some of us are just stupid and young and other people here have families
Watching hunger games with the wife
I would assume it means a person or thing that steals a job
Haha yeah
how did you know i meant legal job
but idk thats just me seemed pretty simple
anyone tried kobold machine yet?
Sometimes I think about how I was 10 years ago. Not a single care in the world
No 'l' words
i just had a reality check 😂
Hey, some of us are stupid and old
i had 30k in my bank 10 years ago now i have 13 cents
Skill issue
hey man now you have a family and beautiful dogs
True
bro family is overrated money is way more important
half of yall are squeakers that have only worked at mcdonalds so idk why yall are talking trash rn
Happy doggo
False
dont mind him, he's ragebaiting 24/7
Sounds like a teenager thing to do
yeah this family guy is such a ragebaiting whatever that means
embarrasing behavior
that is the most 20 year old, unemployed guy living with his girlfriend ive ever heard bro
great now i need holy water for my eyes
That was inappropriate @mystic harbor

nah bro i see my colleagues looking at that all the time
I searched for family guy
wtf that is actually the first gif
Dear lord
me rn
GIF algo fail
typa shit i been on
type shi
The last hunger games is just boring
ceald lost the battle against the new mc arch

I am blind
We gonna rewatch all the Harry Potter movies soon
persona 4 mentioned
lets go
I tried really hard to like harry potter
I guess its not for me
It’s okay but not my favourite. My wife loves it, so I must endure it
hahahahah I see how it works
Happy wife, happy life
Trade a Harry Potter marathon for a die hard marathon
That’s a great idea
After Harry Potter

Is that the new seadris
dont ghost ping man, its rude
Is it still him, or did he leave
@austere sinew
Just a little spark into a fire
this sentence is disturbing
who doing kobold
Hello Guys
Can someone share the latest HTB API documentation
I require a laptop to properly shitpost
just gonna leave this here in the gif/meme storm...
Guys learning effiecny is nice
and girls too, it's 2026 
You can just use 'dudes'
I'm telling about progamming thing or techinal thing we need understand many things in it for example in pentreation testing we need learn basics of it how it works
The methods how to learn
What we know
What we dont know
If want to know we need theorical learning first then pratical thing to know everything
yeah, pretty much.
This is path is called learning process
In the module called learning effiencey
😂😂
i saw a troll post on X where someone called Debian a fork of Ubuntu, lol
pretty good stuff, lol
Yey green ubuntu is my slave which I have been using for the longest
I use kubuntu
22.04
I also got 24.04 but meh
They are phasing out Xorg in favor of Wayland
Really?
Xmonad only works on X11
I thought u were a arch guy ngl
Que?
?
?
Wht do u mean by que?
It's Spanish for "what"
Ah
You're a strange person 😄
I will take that as a compliment
dude, arch gives you a six-pack
hell yeah
gonna distro hop now.
forget debian bro, lol
arch fam
not gonna hack your target for you bro 😉 hahaha omg. that's rich.
Haha, fair 😄 not looking for anyone to “hack” anything for me it’s already a honeypot.
fair enough. what's the root password? and who's your hosting provider?
There’s no fixed password, it’s a cowrie honeypot so it accepts pretty much anything and logs the interaction.as for hosting, it’s just running on a cloud container on railway
ah, i see. well. i dunno. i'll pass, but thanks for the offer.
Lets keep these things out of chat @modern furnace
this machine is AI slop I'm going to cancel my htb account and join THM
Finally
I run arch and I only have 1-fat-pack
You have insulation
same bro. i run debian. man chub over here bro.
lol
i'm thinking about putting freebsd on a spare laptop i have...
haha
Just use gentoo
Or a Mac
shutters
pass, thanks though
Macs are better than Windows, but still. i like my freedom.
Linux has fit the bill. just branching out is all...
that's good. it's a great OS. i just don't like the rigid controls and telemetry. but it's a solid OS. you still have a lot of freedom. especially with brew, etc.
Yeah 🙂
how arch users see themselves are spending 50 hours on a youtube tutorial

i love that these days you can literally just install apps using dmg files. @green kite
exactly
not sure if that's always been the case or not. i don't think it was way back when
meanwhile arch users can install mostly everything using paru
Stacking all this paper wallet getting fatter
Yeah not sure about that either. But it’s time for me to go to bed. So I’ll catch you guys in the morning
take care. good night! 🙂
Bring me
it's deep dish
It’ll go deep in my tummy
i need pizza in my life rn... lol
i've eaten nothing but cake and coffee today
and cigarettes, if those count.
lol
donuts, yogurt, and blunt
hell yeah brother! lol
lmfao
hell yeah
haha
dude, i love Dennis so much lol
he's my spirit animal lol
(Always Sunny TV show)
eh. maybe. oh well.
wait until bro realises ticktok exists
alright, i'll let you red pill him. brb. smoke, lol
in the lot imma skrt do some donuts
@native plume is this your code
hell yeah bros
of course
Agreed, I am just wolo
@green kite @austere sigil @sturdy thistle
@supple plume @meager kernel
certified wolo moment
Vim is good
If I started again I would stick to vim
But it's a bit late now
I'm too used to other editors
force yourself to learn vim
could anyone attempt to explain SNMP correlating to OIDs and MIBs?
fun fact you can edit directories with vim
interesting! i had no idea! 🙂
just tested it. nice.
cd /tmp
mkdir test
vi test
Looked at https://academy.hackthebox.com/app/module/112/section/1075 yet?
yes that is why i've come for help, i just got to that module. I've asked AI for elaboration but I am still struggling to put it into perspective. I was just about to ask it to explain on a 10th grade level LOL maybe i should go lower
MIB's are the explaination to the OID's numerical code
something something
@tardy compass you into Math? i see your home server tag.
physics mainly. i use the server when i dont understand how things fit together
but i like topology
that's super cool! is topology a branch of physics or math?
math but its used in physics
sounds right. very, very cool man. wow. nice.
Is the same, you need to run vimtutor to get started
i got up to vector calc and linear algebra, but stopped mid-discrete due to life issues.
did well in physics too.
electromagnetism was hard af.
Same 🥀 
yeah it can be difficult i still feel like im learning something new every page
this relates back to error correction and quantum computing but its more physics related
https://www-thphys.physics.ox.ac.uk/people/SteveSimon/topological2021/TopoBook-Sep28-2021.pdf
dude, thanks! i might "arm-chair" skim it. looks fascinating. focussing on osdev and C right now.
good luck man.
I also want a heart reaction here 👇
Thanks
Granted. Off to the store I go. Cheers.
I'm doing it now, I think I found something but am struggling to exploit it
Good evening everyone
Hello

Proxy embed privs failed
yall ever heard of fetty wap
hi guys good eveening
Here for you to resuscitate
thanks, do I have to boost the server in order to enjoy the luxury of gifs :D
No, just ranking up on htb
Hacking 

Nice nice :)) good to know, should probably up my peasant then. How do I get more roles?
Hacking too
🔫 
I see... welp going to have a look over the platform and count my cubes
have a good one
No cubes needed
Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible
Isn’t cubes how you buy the courses
No courses needed
Just hacking harder
how so? I know there are some free ones
There is some good free material on academy
yes yes... hacking in hackers ville
So just use the boxes on HTB not the courses
But I learned the most on htb labs
yep, saw them
More than academy
I should probaby stay on the academy.. for now
Im loving all the new names, hope yall stick around
having a look over let's defend curious about the soc analyst there.
What I will say for learning something you need to know how do you understand and adapt for example man who want learn how to bulid pc
He should know the theroical
Thing to avoid the lose
The lose is part of learning and you should adapt with it
Next thing many companies need someone good pentreation testing , means good in pratical experince
Means you know how to do pentesting
The method for studying
Not 10,000 hour to get experinced no by 20 hour learning how
Everyday 45 in each day for 7 day it will be 20 hours
And you will be learn faster with this method
thanks, will try. I usually have days when I can focus more and days when I am more active on other topics.
Morning all
Morning
How ya doing?
Having a look over the platform :) might also go to bed and start fresh tomorrow
smol day
Hello chat, I new here, coming from THM, and decided to thy HTB too, heard good reviews about the platform😎

Hello Dkob, glad to see friendly faces here 🙂
You know people are real mad with THM when people start to recognise me on the HTB server. 
:)) now I can chat with you without feeling nervous :D how you doing?

Good and you?
same :)
Hi! So nice to see you all here!
We're always watching 😛
:D why don't you have a look?
hello :)
Oh, are they having another mod exodus?
is that whats happening lol?
No. 
both platforms have pluses and minuses and I hope in the end all the negative stuff will be resolved somehow
Same.
@scenic maple 
Hello
No, I'm not leaving.
Debatable and subjective. I'm currently on THM/HSL.
On the team in both.
You don't just become a mod here. You have to become a community contributor first, which is a lot of work.
Well, depends on the self-proclaimed fact. 
I'm already one for THM & INE. QA for HSL. I don't think I'd be of added value for HTB 
They already have too many mods here.
Yes, I do :]
dude
mods are not a paid role
and also
leave off this topic
you fixating on it
is weird

You don't ask to be a mod. They decide if you meet their needs and invite you
As far east coast as I can be lol
I can actually move on short notice, but not until I'm done with my medical treatment
I am a citizen, but if it could start remote, I could move in a few weeks/months.
lmao huh
why am i the weird one lmao
I made it like 2 years ago and it still gets people everytime.
Its my greatest memetic accomplishment
Feel proud mate haha
The AI probably detected a lack of brand loyalty, and he was executed immediately
hi
hey guys after infosec i wanna pursue a career as an alligator wrangler
any advice??
tf
bro after some time we gonna get old
and our brains wont be as fast
so we gotta prepare our exit strategy
and mine is alligator ranching 🐊
Hi
they gonna replace alligators with AI, you're too late bro
learned so much over 2 years
Okay
pov ur birth years starts with 1
Aging has been solved by AI
please dont put that bad luck on me 😭
was not expecting alligator vore today
Brath how many years before we see palantir robots clearing homeless encampments ?
5-10 ?
never
i was only 18 when she told me that she hate me
homelessness is kinda the point
when microcolonies of tent cities form everywhere a class/civil war will be elicited by the homeless tribe leaders
okay answer your screening interview question
if you are speaking to a woman and her eyebrows never move even whilst she smiles and is otherwise animated, what is your conclusion in one word
woman
fed
what
sorry we cannot work together
you know my answer was a good one
it goes in depth a lot
maybe you're the fed
@sharp shuttle
great now you're not even going to reply
what did you just fuckin say to me
bradleydare be like if u aint no incel u cant work w me
between all my handlers and asian girlfriends from china, i have to be very careful about which lies i tell them about the work i do
do you understand?
okay good
moving on
i live in thailand with 6 super cars
if i was to be a passport bro thailand is very much not on my list
lolol
claude bro wont stop asking me so manyh fucking questions
all i want it to do is work for 20 minutes
it wants your tokens
i keep telling it to stop asking me questions and work and its like "do u want me to access figma.calm?"
yes bro
consent is important in any relationship
just tell it to you are into NCC
whats that
non-consensual consent
alr
its going to blackmail you bro dont do it
thats why you always get consentual consent consent
now you are making alot of sense to me, i am well versed in womanese
brb ganna have some girl dinner
tonight im eating a pickle and sauce packet
lucky meee
the taylor swift tickets were only 9k, i put it on klarna, girl mathhh
haha yeah, wammin do be shopping
when bro said he has a car
if you want a funny time, ask gemini-cli to create a plan to implement a change to a project, and then have claude opus review it.
claude will have opinions lol
what if you do vice versa 
randy walters is a son of a bitch, whoah oh
gemini tends to be like "claude makes excellent observations and points"
like gemini is just like "yeah ...sorry"
beta behavior
chatgpt just glazes
chat interview question time:
You find yourself in the man trap at a world renowned conglomerate banking satellite location that employs primarily HR staff, the obese potentially mexican man asks from his intercom while looking right at you:
"state the nature of your visit"
what do you do?
Since I already scoped the place out I have two boxes of doughnuts. I give him both
Vege you know your shit, the answer is always food related
My go to is grub hub impersonation
The horde of meandering Sasquatch women have food delivered so frequently the desk man wont even think twice if you mention food
for he himself cannot help but yearn for the loot box potential within the delivery, he desires the airborne aroma of whatever may be in that bag, his life revolves around guessing before, during, and after the man trap
The follow up question therefore is:
Whats in the bag? Whats your next move?
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Classic. I’m going to go look those up again soon
It was bloody ninja right?
bloodninja*
Or bloody shirt ninja or something I can’t remember
That’s right thanks
I haven’t read these since they dropped lol gonna be nostalgic
The internet was a different place back then man, I miss it :/
I remove my shirt and stomp on the ground, rhinos don't fuck around.
That was like the height of the Wild West and it’s been downhill since
Dude was an expert troll man
Aol and yahoo chat 
Msn messenger too for the homies
AOL for trolling and rp
Yahoo chat straight for trolling
Msn messenger for then homies to vent or mumble or team speak for the carnage on cs
Trillian to keep it all under one roof
Or UT
Indeed
Lil irc in the background
Man I miss those days







