general

[sharp shuttle]

yes

[craggy ferry]

pls hacker help me out we need someone

[sharp shuttle]

pls hacker help me out we need someone

[spark mulch]

how're the cats today brath

[rancid snow]

https://tenor.com/view/help-me-obi-wan-kenobi-you're-my-only-hope-princess-leia-organa-star-wars-a-new-hope-help-i-need-your-assistance-gif-15870351959124924615

[craggy ferry]

i gave u details u ghost me 😭

[sharp shuttle]

annoying as fuck

[patent lily]

#include <windows.h>

int WinMain() {
 for(int i = 0; i < 6; i++) {
   MessageBoxA("Are you an idiot", "System Alert", 4+16);
   MessageBoxA("Wrong answer try again", "System Alert", 0+48");
 }
 MessageBoxA("Hahaha I knew it", "System Alert", 0+64);
}

Coompile that

[crimson elbow]

this wouldnt compile into an exe, save it into a text file and change the extension to vbs, or use the C++ snippet provided

[craggy ferry]

your code has errors

[craggy ferry]

i already did that

[patent lily]

Yeah I think it's missing an argument for messagebox

[craggy ferry]

int WINAPI WinMain(HINSTANCE hInstance, HINSTANCE hPrevInstance, LPSTR lpCmdLine, int nCmdShow) {
    for(int i = 0; i < 6; i++) {
        MessageBoxA(NULL, "Are you an idiot?", "System Alert", MB_YESNO | MB_ICONQUESTION);
        MessageBoxA(NULL, "Wrong answer, try again!", "System Alert", MB_OK | MB_ICONWARNING);
    }
    MessageBoxA(NULL, "Hahaha, I knew it!", "System Alert", MB_OK | MB_ICONINFORMATION);
    return 0;
}```

this is fixed

[spark mulch]

lol

[patent lily]

now make it open rickroll on browser in the loop

[glass ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-buttowski-gif-1956045949211956388

[craggy ferry]

wait i gotta figure out how to compile this im new at this

[molten bobcat]

Congrats now it's the worst malware ever

[craggy ferry]

its a prank not a malware btw

😄

[glass ibex]

they all sound same

[molten bobcat]

One mans prank is another company's million dollar reported quarterly losses

[patent lily]

It doesn't steal your passwords or turn you into a proxy I'd say it's pretty good

[molten bobcat]

If you make it do anything in a loop

[craggy ferry]

malware steal credentials

[molten bobcat]

Like say

Something resource intensive

Like opening a chrome tab

Ad infinitum

[patent lily]

make it a bof

[molten bobcat]

Uh

This just crashes the host lol

[glass ibex]

nope not really.. it depends on use case

[molten bobcat]

Those are called credential stealers or just infostealers

[craggy ferry]

my code is safe

[molten bobcat]

Malware does quite a bit more

I'm not saying it's not safe

[craggy ferry]

okay

[molten bobcat]

I'm saying adding a loop to infinitely open a chrome tab would make the os unstable until it needs a forced reboot lmao

[rancid snow]

linux resource limits go brrrrr

[craggy ferry]

i would need a virtual machine to test that

[raven rain]

you should make the payload melt the screen like that windows 95 virus

[molten bobcat]

Trust, windows does not give a fuck about whether or not your running code contains an infinite loop

[rancid snow]

not the gui, the screen

[raven rain]

yeap. your monitor melts

[molten bobcat]

I have a memory of a certain frog opening thousands of calculators on my host.

[glass ibex]

FML fr ?

[patent lily]

On linux you don't even need to do that wayland already deletes your memory for you

[raven rain]

lol no

[rancid snow]

batch fork bombing my friends computer in the early 2000s lul

[raven rain]

but there was a virus that made the gui melt

[turbid goblet]

Work work

[molten bobcat]

Froj just closed his shell rather than stopping his program

[turbid goblet]

Work complete

[molten bobcat]

35 thousand calculator.exe processes later and my host was slowed to a crawl lmao

[glass ibex]

Email-Worm.Win32.MeltingScreen

[raven rain]

what you could also do is make desktop icons and windows run from your cursor

[raven rain]

that's the one

[turbid goblet]

I wish i was a peon in warcraft 3

Life would be so fun

[molten bobcat]

ZUG ZUG

[spark mulch]

you are to me

[silver forge]

wat. wat WAHAHAAAAT STOP POKING ME

[molten bobcat]

SOMETHING NEED DOING?

JOBS DONE!

[turbid goblet]

Ok

[patent lily]

I wish I was abom

[turbid goblet]

When is warcraft related box coming out

[rancid snow]

dma access the display to rapidly write to a single pixel every single color shifting to opposit hues over and over until it burns out the pixel in their display

as a prank

[patent lily]

Yesss box where you have to make w3x to exploit jass type confusion and get a shell

That would be amazing

[turbid goblet]

My current prank is reregistering user’s i dont like MFA everyday

[molten bobcat]

Or, the horrible option where you force the screen to flash epileptic patterns

Granted this is solved by turning the monitor off

[turbid goblet]

Cant stop workflow. Its only ethical to just slow it down

[raven rain]

this is an old creepypasta

[molten bobcat]

I bet lol

[rancid snow]

im trying to subtly fuck their display not kill someone

[molten bobcat]

Fair

[spark mulch]

if you want to subtly fuck their display

ok i'm not going to tell you how

but I will say

learn how hdmi works

[turbid goblet]

Just have ur rmm taskkill their main browser they are using at a random time everyday

[rancid snow]

I replace xbox encoder ICs

[molten bobcat]

Btw the PlayStation portal got an update

[turbid goblet]

Is that a real thing

[spark mulch]

that is one ugly as shit console

[turbid goblet]

Yeah wtf

[molten bobcat]

It's a handheld for my PlayStation

[turbid goblet]

That shit wont fit in ur pocket

[molten bobcat]

It's not meant to

[craggy ferry]

omg i did it

[crimson elbow]

whats the actual purpose from this? Can't you just use the remote PS5 app control and pair your phone with a controller

[raven rain]

neither does a steam deck

[craggy ferry]

i made it an .exe

lets gooooooooo

[turbid goblet]

I put my steamdeck in my back pocket

[molten bobcat]

This has a better screen and less input delay than my phone

[zealous charm]

touch test.exe

[craggy ferry]

what should i add to the troll

[raven rain]

your back pocket must be ginormous

[maiden anvil]

@zealous charm do have that hockey player boot with the thicc buns I can confirm fr ong

[molten bobcat]

This lets me play my PlayStation while someone else uses the tv.

😄

[rancid snow]

hook the process PEB block and edit it so that your process is marked a system critical process. That way once it exits their windows bsods

[zealous charm]

fr fr

[crimson elbow]

ahh I see

[rancid snow]

I did that for a prank for my friend

[molten bobcat]

It also has all the bells and whistles of the ps5 controller

[maiden anvil]

drop a byod driver and overwrite eprocess so explorer's pid equals -1

[patent lily]

replace sethc with reboot and tell them to press shift 5 times for secret surprise

[craggy ferry]

thats way too much

[zealous charm]

wyd now?

[molten bobcat]

I should mention I love collecting handhelds

[spark mulch]

what is a sigbus male
and is it better than alpha/

[maiden anvil]

LGTM 👍

[zealous charm]

ship it

[maiden anvil]

bonds

[maiden anvil]

straight cheddar

[zealous charm]

CREAM

[raven rain]

it's what we rode to get to school

[maiden anvil]

👐 WU 👐 TANG 👐 WU 👐 TANG

[zealous charm]

4eva

[maiden anvil]

retiring early is the goal but we gotta grind harder

[molten bobcat]

It ain't nothin to fuck with that's for sure

[maiden anvil]

and drop more cool exploits

[raven rain]

it's taking all the power in the world not to buy an AYN Thor

[zealous charm]

we're only limited by our imagination

let's quit our day jobs and drop exploots on twitter

[craggy ferry]

guys to test my cpp code do i use a virtual machine

[molten bobcat]

I'm working with a friend on bug bounty stuff

I promised I would after I passed my exam

[craggy ferry]

can someone help me why is oracle virtual shwoing black screen

[spark mulch]

lol

[crimson elbow]

web based or in kernel context?

[molten bobcat]

Web

But I do like source code review

[zealous charm]

Get dem bounties

[crimson elbow]

neat

[molten bobcat]

It'll be a starting from zero thing for both of us anyway so

My first goal is to get a thank you letter lol

[zealous charm]

NASA VDP?

[molten bobcat]

Small achievable goals

[random aurora]

Request my friendd

[craggy ferry]

does anyone use oracle virtualbox

[raven rain]

yes

plenty of people do

[craggy ferry]

its showing a black screen

when i turn it on

[rancid snow]

nasa is a small achievable goal

[zealous charm]

[raven rain]

does it say anything

[rancid snow]

I genuinely think its a great one for intro bug bounty

[zealous charm]

USDA is pretty good as well

[rancid snow]

theres literally thousands of subdomains to poke at

[zealous charm]

Most .gov is easy mode hacking

[craggy ferry]

uh now it just says aborted with this:

Unresolved (unknown) host platform error. (VERR_UNRESOLVED_ERROR). Result Code: E_FAIL (0x80004005) Component: ConsoleWrap Interface: IConsole {6ac83d89-6ee7-4e33-8ae6-b257b2e81be8}

[rancid snow]

plus you get to learn about neat things you didnt know nasa was in charge of or provided tool for

like nasa maintains a global map of wildfires

[umbral bone]

[raven rain]

very unresolved error

[maiden anvil]

I'll venmo you $4.20 if you get the first bounty on aliens.gov

[raven rain]

i have no idea what this means

[crimson elbow]

do you have Hyper-V turned on?

[craggy ferry]

lemme restart my pc

[rancid snow]

irl friend or?

[craggy ferry]

what's that?

[raven rain]

microsoft's virtualization platform hyper-v

[silver forge]

ew

[crimson elbow]

the hypervisor thats integrated into windows

basically the backbone of azure

[craggy ferry]

its off

[crimson elbow]

have you tried running bcdedit /set hypervisorlaunchtype off

and restarting after?

[craggy ferry]

it said

The boot configuration data store could not be opened.
Access is denied.

[crimson elbow]

run command prompt as an administrator

[craggy ferry]

yersyes

mb i realised

do i restart now

or try to turn it on again

[crimson elbow]

Yeah restart

[molten bobcat]

Irl friend yeah

I've known him since long before I touched IT

[rancid snow]

nice. good luck. And Im very serious about recommending nasa as a target

[zealous charm]

imagine having people to hack with IRL

other than at defcon/LHEs

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[silver forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-13029792972945826049

[rancid snow]

lil jelly

[craggy ferry]

@crimson elbow i did it and its still black

[molten bobcat]

It's still over the internet

But I know him in person at least lol

I'm getting drinks tonight to celebrate my victory yay

[pallid zenith]

Full ride scholarship btw

[crimson elbow]

Check additional features and search for Hyper-V

if options are unchecked then you might have to boot into BIOS/UEFI and check whether Intel VT-x or AMD-V is enabled

Or right click on the VM and look for an option thats related to clearing the old state

[devout sail]

Got results??

[rancid snow]

he failed 😔

[jagged storm]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-spreading-spreading-misinformation-online-gif-4543841945782036495

[rancid snow]

im inspired by customers

[alpine pumice]

Welcome back

[jagged storm]

[rancid snow]

had one last weak that was neighbors with zuckerberg and elon musk

and obama gave elon his first loan to start a business

she totally was the one that told elon tonget a degree from Stanford too

[mystic harbor]

Finished CPTS

[rancid snow]

did you pass

[mystic harbor]

I have 4 more days left

Before it ends

[rancid snow]

thats a good sign

[silver forge]

it is the end

[craggy ferry]

can i just download another vm

[molten bobcat]

Oh cool the

Certification package comes with a shirt?

That's dope as fuck actually it has the giant shield golem on it

[sharp shuttle]

he is he

[jagged storm]

It's shipped in two, so you'll get them at different times.

[jagged storm]

In case you're worried that only one shows up

[molten bobcat]

Actually baller shirt

[molten bobcat]

Good to know thanks!

[mystic harbor]

[hoary dawn]

Just finished linux fundamentals, now I have 'Getting Started' bookmarked and 'Introduction to Pentesting' bookmarked

Dont really need windows/macos/android fundamentals so urgently, but will definitely go back to do em eventually 🤣

I just kind of want to push myself towards doing some machines, cant do much with just Linux Fundamentals being the only module ive completed so far, im sure ill have to do another 3-4 modules at least before most machines start making more sense

[merry oar]

i agree

[jagged storm]

Probably more than that lol

[hoary dawn]

yea i figured lmao

[jagged storm]

Most of the first modules are about theory

With some really simple basics

One of them will essentially walk you through nibbles, though

Actually wait, which path are you doing lol

[hoary dawn]

yeaa im just gonna keep reading the getting started and intro to pentesting i think after i do those 2 modules ill have a much better understanding of things than linux fundamentals given me so far, then with those 3 combined, ill bust out a few more modules

was just on the os fundamental path, but i just finished linux so trying to figure out which module i wanna do next is all, i dont really wanna pick up android/mac/win fundamentals right now

i use linux heavy so i just had to do linux ofc

[jagged storm]

Yeah, if you're a Windows power user, you're fine

You have some powershell experience?

[hoary dawn]

no not at all

well

is that the terminal, another word for it?

[jagged storm]

There is the old cmd terminal, but powershell is different

I forget if the windows fundamentals module covers it

[hoary dawn]

im good af in the terminal, like finding stuff, movin around, etc, gotta work on moving stuff, saving stuff, backing stuff up, etc little iffy on those stuff, its really just the giant ass commands

[patent lily]

powershell the only scripts that look more like black magic ancient runes than perl

[patent lily]

Nice

[hoary dawn]

thats like the win+r command or whatever? that opens up that little box to run a command? or is that just some else

[jagged storm]

Only if you use aliases lol

[patent lily]

if you type powershell in there you will launch it

[hoary dawn]

ah 🤦

lol

[jagged storm]

No, it's a shell, but object-oriented for scripting

[hoary dawn]

ok yea regular terminal sucks for scripts it seems like

[jagged storm]

If you haven't touched it at all, I'd check if there's a section in the windows fundamentals module, and learn the basics

[hoary dawn]

idk though im like noob to all this, just trying to figure out where to go first from finishing linux fundamentals, so that i can actually understand all these words and actions 🤣

i was gonna say i dont think i seen anything todo with it in the linux fundamentals

[jagged storm]

You will definitely be using it a lot, going forward

[hoary dawn]

im gonna have to view windows fundamentals

[jagged storm]

Treat it as important as learning bash

[hoary dawn]

im understanding

same concept just one is default usage for one another system basically

so yeaaaaa ill view windows fundamentals, but i wanna do a different darn module besides android/mac after this one haha

im sure theyre just as important though 😭

[jagged storm]

Yeah, they're both useful for scripting, but bash is very linear, while powershell is all object-oriented

You can use powershell on Linux, but other than some rare tool situations, it's not really useful

[ocean marsh]

that's my goat

[patent lily]

It's not that bad people still managed entire companies with strange batch scripts before powershell existed just powershell is a lot easier

Better to learn both

[hoary dawn]

1 liners i would be fine for me but anything i see longer than 1 line be like having me stressed bruh im like yea ok ima have to read this 10 more times to actually memorize this if i really am gonna be using this like that 😭

[patent lily]

You're trying to memorize one liners?

[jagged storm]

It's easier than it looks

[patent lily]

Just make a file with all commands you usually use (the one liners) so you don't need to memorize and focus on learning the scripting language itself than memorizing stuff

That will save you a lot of brain power

[hoary dawn]

thats actually smart i will have to do that, i actually do try to do text documents here and there for quick access cheat sheets but never seem to be able to keep them managed neatly enough to keep them around long enough, but ill have to change that if i wanna learn this stuff properly because man its a lot haha

i just wanna climb the ladder the most legitimate way possible, i dont wanna move onto anything i shouldnt be moving onto basically

so well, linux fundamentals is complete, now onto windows fundamentals

[patent lily]

Yes it's hard to think of a good structure for it I hear some people use the obsidian for making their notes

[jagged storm]

Most people here will recommend you use something like obsidian, for notes. Get used to writing everything down now, as your notes doing this career path will be extremely large.

[patent lily]

This app it makes markdown files so you can add formatting and all https://obsidian.md/

[hoary dawn]

do you guys strongly advise to continue to finishing mac/android fundamentals before moving onto other modules, Like before moving onto the intro to pentesting module or the getting started (offensive) module?

oh well obsidian got double whammy mentioned, imma have to use it now

[jagged storm]

Mac/Android can be ignored, unless you have something specific in mind

[hoary dawn]

ok ok i thought so

[green kite]

Mac will need you to own one

[hoary dawn]

makes sense tbh

[patent lily]

But the hard part will be separating in a way that you can find it quickly like if you have just one massive note with all commands it's not good gotta separate it for example for enumeration commands make one file for credential stuff make another file for different subjects in active directory make different files for c2 commands another file

[jagged storm]

If the CPTS path is your goal, windows/Linux are the only ones covered

[green kite]

Correct

[hoary dawn]

ok thats actually great insight

[hoary dawn]

yes organization is key 😄

im gonna restructure my entire laptop around this educational journey, trust me haha, its got no other usage besides this really

[patent lily]

Maybe focus on linux and windows first I don't know what your goal is so it depends

What do you want to learn

[hoary dawn]

just gotta hit it with a clean reset then start fresh, got all my notes on my github page as it is so nothing would be lost 😄

offensive i guess it would be called?

thats what im interested in like the offensive side of this stuff

bug bounty one day 🙂

[jagged storm]

Be careful with that, unless it's private. HTB material can't be shared.

[hoary dawn]

oof, how do i know what material cant be shared? just like anything thats in the modules basically? i didnt even think about that actually

[rancid snow]

Ive shrunk my notes down a little

[hoary dawn]

ill make it private honestly, that didnt even cross my mind

[jagged storm]

I think free stuff is fine, but anything paid/active can't be shared

[patent lily]

Focus more on web stuff and windows and linux then no need to go deep into OSes for now if your goal is bug bounties learn the commands and fundamentals not going full deep dive into active directory and such you need to learn linux command line windows command line (maybe optional if you just use linux for stuff)

[green kite]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5188925-streaming-writeups-walkthrough-guidelines

FYI

[rancid snow]

HTB cant claim specific knowledge, but if youre pasting any text blocks or commands with lab info its gunna be a no no

[jagged storm]

You studying for any certs now?

[rancid snow]

no too broke for that. I am working on an interesting possibility vuln analysis pipeline though

[hoary dawn]

ok ok makes sense, ill make sure to go over it when i have a chance to make sure nothing was uploaded that shouldnt be

[raven rain]

heya rat

[jagged storm]

Have you heard the good word of maldev?

[rancid snow]

I have but not dipped my toes yet.

My current project can earn me money if it works lul

[jagged storm]

[hoary dawn]

gonna bring my girl to work then come back to a full 6-7 hours of HTB

off i go

[green kite]

Drive safe

[jagged storm]

The cult is accepting new members

[rancid snow]

Ill dip in eventually, rn Ive been fixated on vuln research though

[green kite]

I hate IDOR

Found too many. Want to find rce now

[jagged storm]

You get into the field yet?

[raven rain]

but IDOR creates job opportunities

[green kite]

Data brokerage?

[raven rain]

lol

[patent lily]

Find idor in job recruiting site and start working as someone else?

[rancid snow]

Nope sadly, but thats the other possible benefit of my project. Gives some resume building stuff.

Oh I did get a nasa vdp thank you letter though which was fun

[green kite]

Or make their salary go to your bank account

[jagged storm]

Yeah, going the maldev route for the same reason. Outlook not so good lol

If it fails in red team, I might still be able to pivot to blue team as a detection engineer

[rancid snow]

that could be neat

[jagged storm]

I would rather be writing it than defending against it, but I'll take what I can get.

[rancid snow]

the nice thing about vuln research is that if Im successful I can get paid even without getting employed for it yet.

with maldev thats called a felony lul

[rugged dune]

just a question :
if i slame 50 flag a day one after one and I am in a team that not considered cheating right?
source : Working and collaborating within teams is encouraged, however, the availability of any of the content mentioned above must remain closed within the team.

[jagged storm]

True, but the learning part of maldev is more fun. Unlike pentesting where you're trying to beat boxes that are meant to be beaten, you're testing your code against professional software that isn't.

So seeing those calcs pop is an even better rush

[green kite]

I can’t answer this question really.

[rancid snow]

amusingly, same vibes with vuln research lol

like the intentionally vulnerable stuff might be okay for just examining a vuln class as an example, but for actually learning it the best is to go against n-days or just try your hand against real software

My project workflow has been testing against a mass of targets, sorting and triageing them, finding new opportunities to reduce false positive rates, and then Ill run it against some n-days to fix up any missed True Positive gaps and then just cycling back and forth as I tune things

[jagged storm]

Any luck so far?

[rancid snow]

My test comparison success rate is currently hovering around 50% detection for true positives, but hasnt found anything meaningful against my current corpus, but I also only have really hardened targets in the corpus either so 0 there could just be my stubbornness lol

its only been a couple weeks too. hoping to put some more time this weekend.

Also Im only focusing on crits/highs, anything medium severity or design weaknesses Im ignoring

[jagged storm]

Oh? Even just to get your name out there?

[craggy ferry]

can i benefit from anything related to hacking (tools, softwares...) i have $36

[rancid snow]

maybe, but I feel like including mediums in stuff would bloat the project more. I might add it later but not rn

[jagged storm]

You could buy cubes

[rancid snow]

any tool worth buying is at least $100 and has a free version you can use while learning.

getting the pro version of stuff before youre ready is just wasted cash

[craggy ferry]

what are these? im new

[craggy ferry]

i just wanna get things that can help me

[jagged storm]

Academy currency, to unlock modules to learn from

[craggy ferry]

u mean in coding?

[warm ravine]

Hey there fellas

How y'all doin?

[short hollow]

yo

[rancid snow]

hows bailey doing

[sharp shuttle]

h-h-how did you.. know about.. bailey

screams internally

notices itchiness betwixt buttimous maximus

digs

[spark mulch]

find anything good in there?

[sharp shuttle]

nothing that a febreeze air freshener wouldnt fix

[spark mulch]

maybe some arse maggots?

[sharp shuttle]

what do you take me for, the nurgle king?

[supple plume]

I freking hate cloudflare waf

[sharp shuttle]

we all do

[supple plume]

It's designed to make what I do more difficult

[spark mulch]

cloudflare waf solely exists for cloudflare's sake

noone else's

[supple plume]

That's probably right

[rugged dune]

i love you man @sharp shuttle just like that 🫶

[sharp shuttle]

i love you too tarfouse

❤️

[rugged dune]

you are the best man

[sharp shuttle]

bro that means so much, you too brother

[latent oak]

What is up, fellow hackers

[lime trout]

wazzup

[latent oak]

Stuck in YYZ since noon

Won’t get home until 4:30am tomorrow it would seem

[lime trout]

oh fun

[latent oak]

Original flight delayed 3 hours, then cancelled

[lime trout]

wx?

[latent oak]

Rebooked for another that was supposed to leave at 8, but it is also delayed until 1:15

Hurray!

[lime trout]

weather im guessing?

[latent oak]

Yerp

[lime trout]

lovely

[latent oak]

Freezing rain from this morning delayed everything, the chaos ripples outward

[lime trout]

could always try to get into CYHZ then via or rent a car?

[latent oak]

Flights are full

[lime trout]

AC620 at 940

PD211 at 910

guessing AC1986 was tried

AC8230 might be another option

but yeah not many options

[zenith pine]

[lime trout]

if you hate sanity, heres a fun option

fly to Montreal, then take Via "The Ocean"

its only a 17 hour train ride!

and cell service only exists 1/4 of the time

(ive done it, never again)

[latent oak]

Fuck that

[lime trout]

i did it when i moved to Montreal, just due to baggage stuff

[latent oak]

I travelled that way in 1995

It sucked then, and you could still smoke on the train back then

[rancid snow]

#1479901349830459564

[turbid goblet]

guys i need help who can help

how to gget girlfriend

[rancid snow]

you missed yesterday's session with brath on the topic

[turbid goblet]

damn

guess im cooked

[pseudo bluff]

I’m in the same boat

[turbid goblet]

surely if i stay in and hack on a friday ill find one

i chose and AD machine 🙁

[rancid snow]

its always easiest to find someone when youre not looking

[turbid goblet]

surely

[rancid snow]

https://github.com/systemd/systemd/pull/40954

systemd is adding age verification

[obtuse fern]

it's an optional field

[potent gull]

according to their horribly public spat about sandboxing and why strings in json and not editable by user, blah blah, it's already merged and self authenitcating

reading commits and comments are better than social media some day

[rancid snow]

honestly I dont care. I don't think they should be bending to this in even the slightest

[rancid snow]

my all time favorite is still the cme and nxc split

[potent gull]

I read one the other day that said something like, "you're stupid why would you push this" reply was, because claude said so

[rancid snow]

"I know I haven't contributed in years but as the founder Ive decided to monitize all your free work for myself, you have my thanks."

"uhh well just fork it and continue open sourcing our work then."

"wait no come back...."

[potent gull]

lmao

[rancid snow]

it might actually be the fastest Ive ever seen a community migrate from an active popular tool to its replacement

shit was overnight

[potent gull]

pretty sure some rule was made about that now. idk, maybe it's old news but I heard a ruling how once OSS, if adopted by N or used downstream, it must remain OSS.

[rancid snow]

well that just depends on licensing

[supple plume]

[potent gull]

yeah, idk. I use what I can, I hate subscriptions. I would rather burn 100 hours learning how to use it, than pay another $30/m to use someone elses

[potent gull]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-pet-green-burmgahp-gif-22067979

[iron galleon]

We need to add political alignment verification to operating systems

freedom of speech must be eradicated

• anyone who criticizes me

It's an optional field

[iron galleon]

are people moving to artix or is there a fork of systemd?

[sharp shuttle]

my views are my employers, and my politics is whatever keeps me employed

[rugged dune]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-star-wars-gif-16452356357908045529

[turbid goblet]

is bloodhound like necessary for AD

like it looks convenient, i havent used it much but i dont feel like using it if i dont need

[molten bobcat]

It's not necessary

But it's helpful

[turbid goblet]

eh fuck it im stuck ill just use it

[iron galleon]

soystemd

[sharp shuttle]

i would say its best practice

but you dont need to use it

have fun enumerating everything (:

[undone fossil]

Bloodhound is just a visualizing tool

[gaunt parcel]

@static pasture Message me 🙂

[turbid goblet]

thats why i dont care for it

but i guess im too noob to find my next path of attack

[undone fossil]

like everything it's a tool. Use what you like ¯_(ツ)_/¯

It does the job I need, and is pretty powerful with custom queries and such

[iron galleon]

Guys should I use a network enumeration tool like Nmap or write my own C2?

[static pasture]

My DMs are open if you need to talk. Got company over so slow to respond if you actually need something

[lavish hull]

@static pasturegood to see you are still alive. Hope life is treating you well man

[gaunt parcel]

Nah all good mate just teasing 🙂

[broken flame]

Who trynna act like falconspy?

[static pasture]

Im always around

[lethal warren]

Gosh it's bold joining a server full of hackers and trying to social engineer them....

[rancid snow]

nah

[iron galleon]

unsurprisingly you will find a great deal of social ineptness actually

and a lot of overcompensation

[rancid snow]

so many skids are gullible as fuck

its actually an excellent hunting ground

[turbid goblet]

ok trying to run bloodhound crashed my computer lmao

oh i didnt even know that was a thing

TIL

[sick gate]

There are a lot of naive people here

[latent oak]

Use bloodhound gang?

[lethal warren]

I'm wondering how best to run hashcat through a VM it doesn't want to pass through enough vram I might just have to install hashcat on my native windows install too

[sick gate]

Bloodhound is a great tool, you'd be doing yourself a disservice by not using it

[lethal warren]

Runs in CPU mode but ungodly slow compared to what a 5070 will do

[molten bobcat]

I use the windows Binary for hashcat

[obtuse fern]

eveerything bloodhound can do you can either do with built-in AD commands/LDAP queries or PowerView

[molten bobcat]

On my main host

[uneven turtle]

Imagine having so much aura you have to make a announcement because people are trying to be you 😭😭😭😭😭

[molten bobcat]

Cuz I have a nice gpu lol

[latent oak]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodhound-gang-bad-touch-you-and-me-baby-aint-nothin-but-mammals-so-lets-do-it-like-they-do-gif-20086929

[obtuse fern]

You know what else is nice about you cloud? your inviting personality

[molten bobcat]

Meh

[rancid snow]

honestly hashcat is one tool I just run on my host as well.

It does so much insane optimizations that I dont want VMs messing with its performance

[lethal warren]

Okay you have convinced me 🤣

[rancid snow]

and while I don't use windows host anymore I can confirm the windows hashcat version is good

[molten bobcat]

@undone fossil I passed my cert sir

[spark mulch]

i'm doing some truly magnificent farts right now. Life changing

[maiden anvil]

like that scene from beavis and butthead

[spark mulch]

sometimes I do a fart and I think

[lethal warren]

Id switch to Linux if trying to run games wasn't so painful - VMs are easy enough to work with tho

[spark mulch]

G-d has given me a unique and divine gift

[rancid snow]

also also, serious groups that need to do big time hashcat stuff usually have dedicated crackstations. Entire machines dedicated solely to cracking that you submit your hashes to.

its definitely running native on those machines lul

[latent oak]

Sometimes, i think i might be dying

[spark mulch]

running games on linux is basically effortless these days with the exception of those that choose to check the "don't allow linux" in their anticheat config

[rancid snow]

proton solves 99% of games with a bit of initial setup for your system.

[molten bobcat]

I use it for Windows event viewer because I am a disgusting blue teamer

[rancid snow]

steamdeck is linux. If it runs in steamdeck itll probably run on your distro too

[lethal warren]

I'm studying - I'm trying to change industry from a more hardware role so for me home labs... It's enough.

If I really needed compute I would use an amazing EC2 instance

Amazon*

[rancid snow]

that gets pricey for hash cracking purposes but some people do it

[rancid snow]

windows in a vm is perfectly capable of running event viewer

[molten bobcat]

Your MMC snap in has failed to load, would you like to exit?

[rancid snow]

commando even has a victim installation mode for testing malware

[lethal warren]

I mean my home PC has a 5070 it's basically already optimised for hashcat

At least, enough for anything you are likely to see in labs and certs

[spark mulch]

i mean

[rancid snow]

skill issue, when was the last time you tried

[spark mulch]

in labs and certs you aren't often going to see anything outside of rockyou anyway

[lethal warren]

Exactly

[molten bobcat]

If you can crack rock you in a reasonable time you're golden lol

[undone fossil]

I saw, well done sir

[molten bobcat]

I got drinks to celebrate

😄

[latent oak]

I recently moved to AppSec

[lethal warren]

Which cert ?

[spark mulch]

comptia A+ of course

[rancid snow]

nice, appsec people seem to enjoy being in appsec

[latent oak]

I’m having a blast

[spark mulch]

i'm having a blast too (out of my butt hole!)

[latent oak]

Writing an AI sast, dast, and fuzzing tool

[rancid snow]

Nice. I have a similar but more focused project

[molten bobcat]

CDSA

[latent oak]

@rancid snow say more?

[lethal warren]

Ohhhh, congrats 👏

[latent oak]

Grats!

[lethal warren]

My goals to do an OSCP, just started HTB I tried another service a few years ago but work got busy and I ended up in a management role but I'm ... Sick of the place now I'm studying again 🤣

[tardy compass]

holy buzz words

[latent oak]

@tardy compass that’s why I’m building it… i think most companies are just overlaying semgrep with claude or cursor

[rancid snow]

mostly just building a processing pipeline to offload the difficult/computationally expensive parts for AI, and then prioritizing findings, then letting AI find bugs from there.

semgrep with custom rules is doing the heavy sast portion. Ive not expanded into any dast or automated fuzzing portions yet though and im also tuning it for a particular target ecosystem.

[elder hawk]

People fall for this in 2026?💔

[latent oak]

I just want to prove that the hype is bull

[tardy compass]

holy ai slop

no wonder curl closed their vdp lmao

[rancid snow]

yeah see I dont think theyre even doing the semgrep portion though

[sharp shuttle]

they are

the future is bleak for corpos

[latent oak]

@rancid snow I think the best value right now is that you can run traditional scanning tools, and have AI attempt to dedupe

Reduce the noise

[lethal warren]

Thoughts on new hacking AI automation tool being developed by THM ? Using their users for training data ...

[rancid snow]

whole reason I started this project is because I wanted to form an opinion with my own experience instead of trusting what ai bros or anti ai people say about it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[latent oak]

Exactly

Same here

[lethal warren]

Seems like a bold strategy to sell someone training, to then have them train back your ai ....

[tardy compass]

not anti ai, im anti ai slop

[latent oak]

Likewise!

[rancid snow]

thats like 90% of what my pipeline is doing right now. Eliminating FPs and prioritizing more likely hits for further review

[latent oak]

Same

[lethal warren]

I kinda hate the AI slop, but also the ram prices are insane now

And storage media pricing is next I think

[rancid snow]

Im in a cycle atm of testing it against very recent CVEs and seeing if it correctly finds the flaw and then aiming at my corpus to build up FP patterns to eliminate

[tardy compass]

plato gps have this weird connection reset built in through their load balancer for any time of host header bypass its really annoying, and other stuff. asked ai if theres any way to try a desync attack to bypass this and it said if i point my host header to 127.0.0.1 itlll work.

like bro....

[rancid snow]

it correctly finds the cve and prioritizes it about 50%~ of the time so far

[lethal warren]

Run it twice

🤣

[latent oak]

I’ve just built my sandbox to start fuzzing c libraries, ran it a few times and it “worked” in that it found some results, but it wasn’t mapping things correctly, so I had 75% false positives on the first runs… it’s a work in progress…

[tardy compass]

like ai is useful for doc hunting when im lazy and im on an api engagement with a swagger page with 500 plus endpoints but beyond that its very mediocre with anything specific or technical

[latent oak]

I literally started it on Wednesday though and been working on it here and there outside of work hours

[tardy compass]

what do you guys work as currently

[latent oak]

Skill issue

[rancid snow]

a couple weeks into mine

[tardy compass]

maybe

[iron galleon]

Record label executive

[latent oak]

I’m a sanitation engineer

[tardy compass]

if thats not sarcasm thats pretty cool

[tardy compass]

again, if not sarcasm thats cool... doesnt sound real though

[rancid snow]

not in the field sadly 😭 im hoping my project might turn up some good shit to put on my resume though.

gunna verify everything by hand of course though

[molten bobcat]

Me blue

[tardy compass]

depends where you live

USA?

[latent oak]

I work for a large company doing purple team stuff

[rancid snow]

yeah

[tardy compass]

good luck bro god bless

[iron galleon]

i thought you did brown team work

[lethal warren]

Technical lead for photocopier and printer repair company previously did work at a few tech shops and Msp's - miss the computers hardware is getting boring

[rancid snow]

he didnsay sanitation engineer

[latent oak]

That is my best work

[tardy compass]

ive never seen a purple teamer in my life before bro. do these peopel even exist

[latent oak]

More of a passion project

[iron galleon]

ah yes

[tardy compass]

thats pretty cool

[molten bobcat]

I work for a SOC

[latent oak]

There are a few of us…

[tardy compass]

god bless bro

[latent oak]

We protect and try to break our stuff

[molten bobcat]

🙁

[latent oak]

Before someone else does (ideally)

[tardy compass]

least complicated xss waf bypass

[lethal warren]

Our company for Bought out due to ceo being insolvent on super payments (basically retirement fund)not a fan of the new management

[tardy compass]

should sell out your own infrastructure and put that shit and give it to private sellers

not sure if i can swear here

[iron galleon]

no fucking swearing

[tardy compass]

also maybe i shouldnt say that with dv clearance

[latent oak]

Sounds like shit

[lethal warren]

Company owned no assets in terms of hardware we just did repairs for 3rd party companies

[sharp shuttle]

most companies are doing this now

all while promising vestation

never take a job promising shares folks

[tardy compass]

if it helps my boss takes bribes for promotions

[latent oak]

@sharp shuttle speaks truth

[tardy compass]

legit saw someone go into his office and leave with white stuff on his lips

[latent oak]

Been burned on this

[sharp shuttle]

happened to me twice now

[latent oak]

Laid off with worthless options

[molten bobcat]

I guess an expert bajowski is still fair play

[sharp shuttle]

they never intended to pay the options out

its sick

[lethal warren]

New management are taking in people from 3rd world countries on a vissa so they can pay then shit wages - they are grossly unqualified and it's my job to clean up their mess now

[latent oak]

Show me cash money

[rancid snow]

only take shares if its a startup, you get it right away, and youre willing to gamble

[iron galleon]

why did i read that as 'new world order'

😂

[latent oak]

It was a startup, I took shares in lieu of what I should have been paid, and it all went to shit

[tardy compass]

tell you wnat i knew a lady, got a management degree in cyber. always the management mfers and she knew nothing about what she was doing. ended up getting fired after she punched one of my colleagues in the face

[rancid snow]

thats why I have the "willing to gamble" part

[lethal warren]

Sadly, probably some truth to that but they also threatened to financially ruin a co-worker who refused to sign across for refusing to sign their non compete

[latent oak]

We went tits up before the first vestment period ended

[tardy compass]

its ok guys if youre under 30 you still have a chance

[latent oak]

lol, too late for me

[rancid snow]

💀

[tardy compass]

haha no but youre fine at any age

well unless you live in usa

then youre cooked

[latent oak]

Canada 🙂

[rancid snow]

as long as Im learning I can clinge to copium

[latent oak]

… america’s hat

[lethal warren]

I'm 30 but not that big a stretch to go from tech to .... Different tech

[sharp shuttle]

we're 30, we are new 50

nobody hires us mang

[iron galleon]

i can only hope someone teaches them some kind of lesson for being so tyrannical

[tardy compass]

cananda is chill i have a client with a canadian manager and an indian dev team and the time zone difference is sooo annoying. illsend an email to her and shell contact the indian team which will only get back the next day so one email takes like 2 days to get a proper response

also their accents are so thick

i thought a guy was choking on gasoline

but he was trying to pronounce cookie

[lethal warren]

Ideally after I escape 🤣

[latent oak]

The Indians or the Canadians

[sharp shuttle]

same thing?

[latent oak]

It’s the maple syrup

[iron galleon]

Indistinguishable nowadays

[tardy compass]

ive never heard a canadian with a thick accent

[latent oak]

Gives us the smooth voices

[tardy compass]

legit have the softest voices

[sharp shuttle]

go north or west

[latent oak]

North! Beyond the wall

You will find us

[tardy compass]

guys become penetration tester is good fun

two thumbs up

[tame gust]

Isnt canada just india with extra steps !?

[tame gust]

Not anymore

No

[iron galleon]

They called me pentester in college

[rancid snow]

I submit apps and get occasional interviews but market rough for entry pentest

[tardy compass]

whats pen short for in this context bro

[latent oak]

Uhm… extra steps?

[tardy compass]

no bro just move

usa you wont find anything

uk is good

[tame gust]

shitting in rivers yet to come

[rancid snow]

too brokie to move

but im def open to relocation for jobs

[tardy compass]

just had someone dm me asking me to basically commit terrorism lol what

[latent oak]

Literally no idea what you’re talking about, sounds like shit is coming out of your mouth

[rancid snow]

welcome to htb discord

[tame gust]

you prolly indian

[lethal warren]

Discord*

Just... Discord in general 🤣

[tardy compass]

whats your skills like, do you have any experience

[rancid snow]

ive been stubborn about applying to them but I might have to bite the bullet and suffer

[tardy compass]

i should delete that actually

[tardy compass]

yes bro what is your skill level and experience

[rancid snow]

good enough for cpts and oscp, but 0 employed pentesting experience.

got a nasa thank you letter but I dont really do bug bounty stuff which has hurt me in interviews

[latent oak]

Fastest way to be ignored, be a fucking moron

[west venture]

But you can hire me

[rancid snow]

honestly I think one of my biggest issues is I get interview deer in a headlight syndrome and I drop 50 iq points

[turbid goblet]

who excited for kobold

i love easy boxes

[tardy compass]

oh you have oscp?

[rancid snow]

ye

[latent oak]

@rancid snow the struggle is real

[tardy compass]

bro quit bitching and get job already

with oscp is easy

[rancid snow]

lol trying

[sharp shuttle]

just talk to them like they are random people

[tardy compass]

bro i thought you were barebones

[alpine pumice]

job market blows right now, has blown for a while now

[meager kernel]

Hi

[tardy compass]

bro job market is booming what you guys talking about

so many americans

[rancid snow]

gtg cya everyone

[latent oak]

I researched all my interviewers. Read any social media I could find, blog posts, linked in, etc… prepped for the questions I figured they might ask…

[tardy compass]

you know your shit. thats all that matters

[tame gust]

if you dont understand what someons saying, does it means you the moron or the other person

[tardy compass]

if they asked something you dont know. just think out loud of how you would research it to find out

[west venture]

It's so bad that I work at a sketchy factory as system admin and I get paid like $150/month. Of course it depends on the country, but that's 2x less than minimum wage here and I have to work 6 days.

[lethal warren]

You know your shit, I know I am shit we are not the same

[alpine pumice]

50% of people are dumber than the other 50%. There's a good chance you're talking to a moron.

[latent oak]

lol

[molten bobcat]

Chats getting philosophical today

[tardy compass]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-7434634924845802139

i read this as per day and i thought thats kind of low

but god damn a month?

god bless bro

[west venture]

That's what I agreed to

Bc they won't hire

[tame gust]

what happen to Strife pfp ?

[lethal warren]

I like those odds, really job hunting is a numbers game - apply to a bunch even if they aren't the most amazing looking roles get some experience then change once you have a year or two of experience provided that the company hasn't impressed you

[molten bobcat]

I like to change it up sometimes

[tardy compass]

is that the guy from fallout

[molten bobcat]

Vault Boy the mascot for VaultTek

Yes

[tame gust]

imagine this, you hire a firm for an audit to find their engineer using burp with mcp to hook an llm

how pissed would you be

[tardy compass]

oh theyre not here

[sharp shuttle]

is that not exactly what "AI Red Teamer" is all about?

[tardy compass]

bro what the buzz word

AI red teamer?

whattt the john

[west venture]

It's module

[tardy compass]

no way bro

[sharp shuttle]

its an industry term now

[tardy compass]

im going to call myself AI red teamer that sounds like im robotic bro thats so sick

[tame gust]

i hate this a lot

lmao

yo my grandma died but her wish was always to find an RCE on this repo

do your thing

[tardy compass]

grandma was techy

[tame gust]

she always sang HTB root flags to us before sleep

[west venture]

I keep finding 0days in old ass phone's specially the bootROM, but even though they can be used for RCE at the highest possible privilege level. Non of them are accepted. Huawei just keeps ignoring all my emails.

[tardy compass]

i wonder why

bro should report to blackberry next

[west venture]

The one they did respond to they said bc the boot rom is not patchable they aren't gonna pay me and said thanks anyway

[tame gust]

you'd be supprised how many routers i opened and got an RCE one

to find out you can just do basic command injection

[west venture]

Oh yeah same

[tame gust]

and i gave up

[tardy compass]

zyxel ones are pretty good

[west venture]

I have RCE on all my ISP routers

At home

[tame gust]

oh yeaah

[tardy compass]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[west venture]

If you find their firmware you're basically in lol

[tame gust]

i actually got one opened right here lmao, trynna see if i could jail break it to use it without a bridge mode

like i would like to fking plug it directly to my firewall and not be limited to a 1GB port

thank you

[west venture]

Also look for UART pins. That's an automatic root shell

[tame gust]

its like either pay up 8k a month or you cannot have that

[tame gust]

i got UART, got a CTE shell, cus web login was different

[tardy compass]

something sounds wrong about allthat but im toodrunk to call it out haha good night guys its been fun

[tame gust]

so imma just dump the nand pages

[west venture]

Oh

[tame gust]

and translate it to something binwalk can understand

[west venture]

I recently found hardcoded admin creds in a firmware file and used that to log into an admin page which had a command injection vulnerability and used that to escalate privileges, change the root password and log in through telnet lol.

[molten bobcat]

I'm making tacos

[tame gust]

lmao i did the samething on ALTAI routers

[west venture]

Loll

[tame gust]

the modul was C1N

its pricy for a shitty software but the hardware was good

[west venture]

Huawei routers have the most unhinged shit

[sick gate]

Hell yeah man

Tell me more

[tame gust]

the one im doing one is a nokia, i'll be moving to a Huawei one soon enough

[molten bobcat]

That's it, I'm having a smoke and cooking dinner lol

[west venture]

If you look through the source code for their web interfaces like JS and HTML in their firmware file, and translate the Chinese comments to English, you'll find the most unhinged shit ever.

[sick gate]

Oath

[sick gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1118136085659254919/1426864917230780577/chrome_Hc0aoPMTm5.gif

[tame gust]

best thing about cave diving is you dont do it

[sick gate]

So true

[tame gust]

bro imagine

[heady sage]

hi :3

[sick gate]

I've done some decent swim-throughs but caves are ridiculous

[tame gust]

imagine waking up and say lemme squeeze my self in

[tame gust]

i love diving

[sick gate]

Same

[tame gust]

there's something worst

they call it "hobby horsing"

[molten bobcat]

Da prep

[tame gust]

where's the meat

[molten bobcat]

Cookin

[sharp shuttle]

cloud is a vegetarian now

he sustains off limes

[west venture]

No bc clouds vegan

[tame gust]

Cloud if there'snt much seasoning on that meat, we finna ban you

[warped plank]

To be fair: nothing calmer than feeling weightless in a dark place that nobody's ever lived to tell stories about

[tame gust]

actually ?

[west venture]

Maybe...

[sharp shuttle]

cloud is vegan is now canon

[sick gate]

How would you know if no one's ever lived to tell

[tame gust]

valid

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cave-38

[molten bobcat]

I cook better than a lot of people lol

[ocean marsh]

ok I answered to the wrong message

ban me

[sick gate]

Coming out of the short cave (I will never squeeze)

[sharp shuttle]

hey man i thought you were vegetarian... not cool

[turbid goblet]

its the first time im watching netflix on my tv in like 2 years and apparently netflix has ads?

[tame gust]

that look dry, and not enough seasoning ... also the papers finna be a bit raw ...

[warped plank]

There's an unfortunate amount of found footage of divers perishing in the darkest and deepest caves

[molten bobcat]

It's literally not done yet

[tame gust]

HOLY FUCK

[tame gust]

you be living my dream gang

[molten bobcat]

Quite literally, hold up let me cook

[west venture]

I used to be vegan for like 7 days bc of the suffering of the animals, but I could not resist the urge and accepted that I am a bad person and went back to meat.

[tame gust]

you litteraly didnt put enough oil

[ocean marsh]

rookie, too much space to move

[molten bobcat]

Cope

[tame gust]

animals are yummy in my tummy

[sick gate]

Nope! Good time!! I will die above land

[ocean marsh]

same

[tame gust]

bro those raw onions

[ocean marsh]

I like climbing and I already think that climbing is crazy

but cave diving

what the hell

[molten bobcat]

I JUST ADDED THEM THE SECOND I TOOK THE PICTURE

SO YEAH, GOOD EYE

[sick gate]

Onions first

[tame gust]

cloud thorw onions first and peppers then add the meat

[ocean marsh]

These dudes are so obsessed with opsec that they go cave diving so people dont even find them dead

[tame gust]

and use some olive oil

a lot of it

[molten bobcat]

I did

[obtuse fern]

I throw onions at cloud

they keep falling back down

[west venture]

Cloud uses water instead of oil

[molten bobcat]

Y'all ain't about to trash talk my cooking when y'all don't know how to deglaze a pan

[ashen plume]

Hi, how are you? How is everyone? I'm a beginner passionate about cybersecurity.

[sick gate]

If I go under I hope it's one of these guys fault!!

[sick gate]

???? Good work on putting water in a hot pan

[west venture]

Deglaze? Like trash talk a pan and tell it it's stupid?

[tame gust]

you ever like catch some lobster ?

[obtuse fern]

fun fact, sharks generally aren't aggressive, also you can just rotate those idiots

[tame gust]

i promise you i cook 1000% times better

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/get-rotated-get-rotated-idiot-rotate-rotation-shark-gif-24511062

[tame gust]

why would anyone add water to that, and not just add some oil and cover that up

[sick gate]

If a shark attacked me I would simply rotate it

[tame gust]

the juices from the meat will be enough

[sharp shuttle]

the milk cart challenge 2026

[sick gate]

You weren't even there

[west venture]

That's bc they don't see humans as food..try slightly cutting your arm near a shark in water. See what happens.

[obtuse fern]

also shark noses are extremely sensitive

[sick gate]

Any more from the peanut gallery?

[sick gate]

Probably nothing until you start flailing about

[west venture]

Once they smell blood you're finished

[tame gust]

damn fish can smell semll ?

crazy

[west venture]

A great white will fit a whole human in its mouth lol

[tame gust]

what next they see color ?

[sick gate]

Anyway here's some clownfish and a decorator crab I saw a few years ago

[west venture]

Sharks can sense 1 drop of blood in 1000 drops of water

[molten bobcat]

Notice how after cooking the onions aren't raw anymore

[west venture]

Notice deez

[tame gust]

onions still raw, that beef is still dry

and the pepers are still NOT COOKED ENOUGH

[molten bobcat]

Cope

[tame gust]

you gotta roast your pepers

[sick gate]

Cloud is baiting

[tame gust]

Cloud cant cook

[molten bobcat]

I'm not, there's nothing wrong with my food lmao

[frosty anvil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752681743441461318/1098494682234896485/ezgif.com-gif-maker_14.gif

oof

[sick gate]

That isn't much water

[west venture]

Cloud if you are discord smart you'd know by now that you're being trolled by them

Yeah but it's a scale

[sick gate]

Cloud makes bread by putting all of the ingredients in the oven separately then combining them

[west venture]

They can smell a person bleeding from very far away

[molten bobcat]

True

[obtuse fern]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[sick gate]

Do you dive with sharks?

[tame gust]

what if someons peed

[west venture]

I have not no lol

[sick gate]

There is far more that goes into a shark attack than smelling blood

[west venture]

Idk maybe

[molten bobcat]

Sharks more often than not think we're seals due to our shadows in the water

[tame gust]

silm shady once said dont do drugs, so i can have more

[molten bobcat]

Either that or we panic and move like injured fish

[west venture]

If you present yourself as food a shark will attack you

[molten bobcat]

Which make for quick bites

[west venture]

Also crocodiles will attack you regardless of how you present yourself

[molten bobcat]

Yeah they don't give a shit

Theyve spent the past few thousand years not giving a shit

[sick gate]

Not freshwater crocs

[west venture]

To me, every crock I see is over 30

[west venture]

Gustavo Fring?

[heady sage]

What is this shit Arkham?

[west venture]

I swear bottom left is Gustavo Fring

https://tenor.com/view/farcry6-gif-23383353

[sick gate]

I think it's al sharpton

[ocean marsh]

i thought about the same thing

[sick gate]

Lovecraft looking into his time machine at a future New York

[heady sage]

Congratulations on CAPE

[ocean marsh]

thanks vader

[latent oak]

I’ve been in this fucking airport for 11 hours… but it’s okay because I got a $30 voucher so I could buy a goddamn sandwich and tap water

The airline is so considerate

[terse dirge]

@terse dirge

[latent oak]

Did you summon yourself?

[terse dirge]

Yea

[latent oak]

Power move

[ocean marsh]

@terse dirge

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pulled-pulled-away

[latent oak]

Deb!

[terse dirge]

Active directory time!!!

[ocean marsh]

yayyy

AD is so goated

having a jolly time in AD

always

[latent oak]

lol… nearly 30 years old now

Came out in 2000

[sharp shuttle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/skeleton-dead-2

[obtuse fern]

Name every SACL

[turbid goblet]

idk ive been thinking about it recently guys. i think i might just go to valhalla

[ocean marsh]

https://klipy.com/gifs/premium-monkey-by-hero-911-glass-drinking-monkey

Yeah I also had to search that

bro has cpts

never heard about that, hackthebox should probably make 2 mini modules about it

@lusty forum

skid

[lusty forum]

ho dare you

[ocean marsh]

he just called me a ho

wtf

[lusty forum]

same

[ocean marsh]

where's golam

golam

get a load of this guy

@lusty forum cpts when

cybersecurity 2026 biggest loss

so much potential 💔

1 minute of silence in the chat

@lusty forum its okay being a gigolo, but you can part time cyber if you want to

just saying

[sharp shuttle]

bro broke his own moment of silence

[ocean marsh]

[sharp shuttle]

we were respecting it

[ocean marsh]

I'm sorry guys

[raw prism]

How Can I Earn Money?

[ocean marsh]

I'm just a yapper

[ocean marsh]

job

mods remove this guy's badge

[sharp shuttle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/akira-job-application

[raw prism]

only clans?

[ocean marsh]

you do you my man

[raw prism]

most earning a man can make in OF?

solo*

[sharp shuttle]

tree fiddy

[west venture]

Use AI to generate hot girls and post them

[raw prism]

[turbid goblet]

send me those

[sharp shuttle]

idk the meta is going back to artists who draw lmfao

[west venture]

Meta on OF? Brath how do you know that?

[ocean marsh]

I dont think so

[raw prism]

yeah but I was curious how someone can draw this shit like if I drew it I would have 🥜 100 times

[ocean marsh]

LMFAO

[sharp shuttle]

its called.. creativity?..

[ocean marsh]

I just wanted to prove that you are wrong

I always feared CPTS more than CAPE

[lusty forum]

when zumi

[ocean marsh]

CPTS is scary

CPTS has web

web scary

me dont like web

[lusty forum]

i love web

[west venture]

web boring

[lusty forum]

web fun

[ocean marsh]

cape has ad

ad cool

ad jolly

good time on ad

[lusty forum]

ad sucks

[ocean marsh]

stfu wyv

never say anything again

but yeah I really fear cpts more than cape

[sharp shuttle]

idk man, i think AD is basically evil incarnate, i absolutely hate it

[west venture]

Just wait for another month I will be getting all the certs HTB offers and if I still don't get a job it's on this platform.

[ocean marsh]

not even a joke

[raw prism]

hey answer this you are in a park watching a child talking to his Dad and telling him that I am trans but when u watch him u say him talking to no one . WHY?

[ocean marsh]

dude YOU ARE CALLING ME UNHINGED, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO INTRODUCED ME TO AD

That's YOUR fault

shame on you

I used to hate AD

[raw prism]

[ocean marsh]

nevah

nevah evah