general

[rancid snow]

so youre just going to refuse to understand correct english grammar. Sure.

[worthy cargo]

It's a free world. I can have my opinions and you can have yours.

[molten bobcat]

That's fine, just know that every time you bring it up you're gonna get called dumb

[solid moon]

I'd really like to bury the hatchet if its all the same

[rancid snow]

singular they is not an opinion

its a fact

[patent lily]

You could make your own language

[worthy cargo]

Sure. I'll call you dumb for pluralizing they.

[rancid snow]

facts dont care about your opinions

[raven rain]

i'm not so sure if rejecting the usage of singular they is an opinion

[worthy cargo]

No one loses or wins.

🙂

[molten bobcat]

Pluralizing? I thought it was singular that you were mad about

Are you even sure anymore

https://tenor.com/view/b-boomer-boomer-bttv-twitch-classic-rock-gif-15991791

[worthy cargo]

I don't get the singular they and never will no matter how much psychological pressure you put upon me with the threats of ridicule.

[spark mulch]

I don't think this is a good use of any of our time

[molten bobcat]

I'm off today

[worthy cargo]

Sorry, not sorry

[molten bobcat]

This is a goof

[molten bobcat]

Ahhh shit he got us

[rancid snow]

So youre proud to just be stupid about how grammar works. Interesting take

[molten bobcat]

Fuckkkk

How am I supposed to come back from that bro

But yeah engaging with this isn't worth the effort

[rancid snow]

Youre mad about a word usage thats been around since at least the 18th century

[spark mulch]

it's definitely an indicator of some unusual emotional instability and it's not our responsibilty to be their therapist about it so let's do some hacking or something instead

[worthy cargo]

You're just upset that I won't accept what you're saying.

[rancid snow]

do your own research

[raven rain]

you can read about it here on wiktionary https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/they#Pronoun

[worthy cargo]

No thanks.

[raven rain]

why not?

[rancid snow]

the problem is you think its a modern invention of woke liberals when its positively ancient and been around forever instead.

In fact I gurantee that if youre primary english language you use singular they way more often than you realize but you dont give it thought just because its a normal ass word

[maiden anvil]

oh my god will you all just stfu and back away from the keyboards

[molten bobcat]

Those gosh darn woke libs

[patent lily]

It's obviously transgender propaganda

The english language

[solid moon]

@obtuse fern I get from your reaction that you dislike me, I just want to point out that even if I'm not around, people are going to argue about the same old things whether or not I'm there to help. Can we all mutually just tone down the politics here? Asking for another mod to put on slow mode or something

[maiden anvil]

@zealous charm whats hacking today

[raven rain]

i'm just gonna stop the conversation here then

[solid moon]

People just focus on whatever is in front of them, it was good to take a break because I think I myself got sucked into it

[worthy cargo]

Proper Gandalf

[spark mulch]

Decline

[molten bobcat]

Accept

[spark mulch]

Accepting is lose-lose; either i die or the cute cat dies

[solid moon]

Its alright too if I'm not friends with everyone

[obtuse fern]

The fellowship will remember this

[spark mulch]

I will always try to make choices that are in the best interest of cats because my brain is 70% toxoplasmosis

[raven rain]

i'm quitting k3s

sorry nerds

docker will do for me

[sharp shuttle]

docker-compose 💀

[worthy cargo]

I never found a personal use for k3s

docker gets the job done most of the time

[raven rain]

it's called masochism

[sharp shuttle]

if you like kubernetes just use KIND

(docker still wins)

[spark mulch]

podman

[worthy cargo]

it's like a walkman, but for podcasts

[sharp shuttle]

podman is fine lowkirkepsteiunely

[rancid snow]

I feel like podman exists to confuse my docker related commands and make me google syntax twice for anything I want to do

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfjWxXIPTq8

Here's another one like Terence Howard

At least he's not saying 1x1=2

[zealous charm]

still working on this:

[sharp shuttle]

holy shit i would ROP the shit outta that

[rancid snow]

not all staff are mods

[worthy cargo]

Ancient civilizations didn't have wireless electricity.

[rancid snow]

not all mods are staff

[worthy cargo]

Janitor is important work.

Someone's gotta keep the place clean

[raven rain]

no, i'm the janitor

[solid moon]

Nah Mick does customer support

[raven rain]

0

[rancid snow]

How much do you think HTB actually cares about the discord?

[sturdy thistle]

wrong

[worthy cargo]

THM cares too much about the discord

[spark mulch]

they care about it at least as a form of marketing

[solid moon]

Well g0blin doesn't want to touch it so I think it all kinda falls to the people willing to deal with it. Ch4p never posts lol

[rancid snow]

like they must care a little since they do make gradual improvements, but Id bet its viewed more as a necessary headache than anything

[solid moon]

Probably

[worthy cargo]

LOL

The "Sarcotic" rhythm of the body

This Billy Carson is hilarious

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-courage-professor-zoidberg-wizard-of-oz-gif-15155104693961279180

[rancid snow]

I love rawdawg comics. The author coming out and approving of domestically assaulting partners who cheat is suspect, but the art is good

[worthy cargo]

I have to boil spaghetti and make 1 lb ground beef pasta sauce

cut up some onions

I wonder what else to put in the pasta?

bell peppers maybe

carrots?

In pasta?

never heard of that

interesting

[solid moon]

I often add canned tuna

[worthy cargo]

I see

[solid moon]

Make it like half tuna half beef

[worthy cargo]

oh i don't like celery

it tastes like a sock

a worn sweaty sock

[solid moon]

I am a heterogeneity enjoyer

[pseudo bluff]

@molten bobcat where did you primarily learn what you know

[solid moon]

Those omegas tho

[molten bobcat]

A lot of my fundamentals are from college, I'm self taught for the most part when it comes to cybersecurity

[solid moon]

You're gonna make it

[pseudo bluff]

Did you self teach on HTB

[molten bobcat]

Partly yes

[spark mulch]

🦶

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-zoidberg-camera-guess-again-gif-6594245568370950576

[pseudo bluff]

[molten bobcat]

I watch a lot of movies and TV shows

[pseudo bluff]

[solid moon]

Have you watched Made in Abyss?

bro blocked me before I even spoke to him lol

[pseudo bluff]

[worthy cargo]

How long to boil pasta, I wonder

I always fuck it up

Sometimes too soft, sometimes al dente

[pseudo bluff]

I like horror

[worthy cargo]

I donn't like horror

it scares me

I like sci fi mostly and then comedy and stuff

I don't really even like action movies

[pseudo bluff]

No I havnt I’ll search it tho

[molten bobcat]

Not much honestly

I like sci Fi horror mostly

Like the movie Alien

[worthy cargo]

The Leprechaun?

[signal mica]

You watched alien:earth?

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/aliens-exosuit-ripley-sigourney-weaver-leave-her-alone-you-bitch-ready-to-rumble-gif-15151609

[worthy cargo]

Dracula 3000

[molten bobcat]

I haven't but I heard it was decent

[worthy cargo]

hell raiser in space

[pseudo bluff]

I’m gonna watch that

[signal mica]

How do xenos grow 8x in size if they dont eat anything?

[molten bobcat]

Yeah it doesn't make any sense at all except "bio engineering" lmao

Mass can't come from nowhere lol

[signal mica]

They also turboadapt on host in matter of minutes

[worthy cargo]

how come vampires are clean shaven but they can't see their reflection in the mirror? How do vampires shave then?

[molten bobcat]

Acid blood for the fun of the game

[signal mica]

Right

[worthy cargo]

I've seen vampires with facial hair

[molten bobcat]

A second, smaller mouth inside their main mouth that mimics a smaller head? All for the love of the game

[worthy cargo]

goatees and such

[signal mica]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-movie-wesley-snipes-noir-gif-18246661192476093759

[worthy cargo]

lol

I saw blade back when it first came out

[pseudo bluff]

Is it one of those things where you start at the first one or are do they all have an unrelated story

[worthy cargo]

my first black super hero was Spawn in 97

Michael Jay white

[signal mica]

Also 6 nanoparticles of black liquid storing enough information to rewrite and define everything

[pseudo bluff]

Yeah I’m gonna do that

[molten bobcat]

The word you're looking for is "Anthology"

[pseudo bluff]

Why would I be looking for that word

[molten bobcat]

How do human bodies in The Matrix produce more electricity than it takes to keep their bodies alive in stasis?

[worthy cargo]

Futurama did a bit on that

[molten bobcat]

It's an expression

[solid moon]

Because humans are just that important

[pseudo bluff]

I have never heard anyone say that, nor ever used that

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6m962XlMhw

[spark mulch]

this is always used as a logical argument against the matrix ever happening for real but I think the way Elon Musk and other techlords think prove that the actual logic doesn't matter as long as investors will believe it

[solid moon]

Well really its an allegory for ideological capture

[spark mulch]

so i do believe the matrix could happen even though it wouldn't work

[signal mica]

didnt they feed them the biomass from deceased bodies? the red liquid they are immersed in

[solid moon]

The Matrix is a great movie

[signal mica]

so in essence biomass -> electricity

[worthy cargo]

with a form of fusion

[molten bobcat]

It's not biomass, its amniotic fluid

[spark mulch]

conservation of energy

entropy

[worthy cargo]

fusion energy is involved in the Matrix

it's not just humans in pods

[molten bobcat]

The pods they're in simulate a womb.

[spark mulch]

much like this discord server

[solid moon]

Kek

[pseudo bluff]

[hoary cove]

I was doing sorcery for the past 8 to 9 hours 💀 just got the user flag, I need to touch grass now it's not sorcery it's more like Fuk34y 💀

I am here to rant

[worthy cargo]

Congrats

[rancid snow]

in the original script they were using human bodies for processing power not for electricity.

But also zion and the machine war is another matrix layer anyways so the electricity harvest isnt even real to begin with

[hoary dawn]

thought bro was a wizard til i read the 2nd sentence

[rancid snow]

exactly

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSVlOAocn8E This

[hoary cove]

[pseudo bluff]

[sharp shuttle]

the point of the matrix is a retelling of the book of enoch

the love component is the silly twist

[hoary dawn]

our universes are aligned

i put that book into my cart today

[solid moon]

Zion is another layer? I've never heard that

[worthy cargo]

Morpheus: You take the blue pill, your life stays as crappy as it was.
Neo: And the red one?
Morpheus: Same. But it's strawberry.

[sharp shuttle]

its a story for syncretists

[solid moon]

When is that explained

[sharp shuttle]

just like star trek: into darkness, john wick, stranger things

[solid moon]

I've seen all the movies and I've never heard this

[rancid snow]

thats why neo was able to awaken The One powers in 'the real world'

he basically did a docker container escape and got into the host

[sharp shuttle]

lel

[worthy cargo]

How about Keanu Reeves as a Federation Starship Captain

[solid moon]

That makes sense but I don't remember that from the movies

[molten bobcat]

The cast were required to be able to understand and explain the premise of The Matrix.[32] French philosopher Jean Baudrillard's Simulacra and Simulation was required reading for most of the principal cast and crew.[42] In early 1997, the Wachowskis had Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss read Simulacra and Simulation, Kevin Kelly's Out of Control: The New Biology of Machines, Social Systems, and the Economic World, and Dylan Evans's ideas on evolutionary psychology before they read the film's script.[12] Moss commented that she had difficulty with this process.[12]

This is from the wiki on the matrix

[hoary dawn]

ima go edit it right now and gaslight the hell outta u

[sharp shuttle]

The Wchowski bro's (now sisters) did a good job with the first one but absolutely fucked the ones after, thye truly had no idea what they were telling anymore

happens to all of them doesnt it

[rancid snow]

for transparency, it is an argued over plot point that hasnt been Word of God confirmed one way or the other

[sharp shuttle]

because once you retell the book of enoch, you run out of source material

[molten bobcat]

Yeah I'm not a fan of any of them past the first but the others at least have cool scenes

[solid moon]

The reboot was bad but I was engaged through the whole trilogy

[sharp shuttle]

i disagree for many reasons

but whats new

[rancid snow]

I still need to see the reboot one

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-go-time-let's-go-come-at-me-come-on-kung-fu-gif-17570837233207981055

I love this fucking gesture so much

[sharp shuttle]

its not worth watching

[rancid snow]

the anthology one is still my favorite after the original

[sharp shuttle]

absolute silly bullshit

[solid moon]

The Animatrix was great

[sharp shuttle]

completely devastates the point of the first film

[molten bobcat]

The matrix had a really fun PlayStation 2 game

[solid moon]

Path of neo was really wonky

[rancid snow]

The one where the guy runs so hard he briefly escapes is actually peak cinema

[worthy cargo]

Path of Neo

[solid moon]

That's my favorite one too

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-lol-college-6xE1FNcorRInS

[sharp shuttle]

Like i said, the first one is about zion and the zohar, so yes it is cyclical characters and themes, but thats why it should have ended there

they just got money to make more

[worthy cargo]

Why did they name it Zion?

[sharp shuttle]

and ruined the inverted hermeneutic they had going

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-neo-come-here-come-on-fight-me-gif-17924508

[sharp shuttle]

Book of enoch. the entire film is based on hebrew themes bro

the girls name is fucking trinity

[spark mulch]

that's christian themes

[sharp shuttle]

lol

[spark mulch]

there's no zohar in there

[sharp shuttle]

christian is hebrew

[molten bobcat]

The word you're wanting is abrahamic then

[sharp shuttle]

abrahamic is post-enoch

[molten bobcat]

Usually when people think Hebrew they think Judaism

[worthy cargo]

Hebrew mythology borrows from previous myths like the epic of gilgamesh, but people don't want to hear that

[molten bobcat]

I know I do

[sharp shuttle]

they migrated from sumerian/mesopotamia to the "promised land"

[solid moon]

Oh I watched the riddick dark fury animation and its made by the same animator as the Animatrix

[sharp shuttle]

this is ancient caananite

[solid moon]

If you wanted more

[rancid snow]

everyone cribs Gilgamesh

[solid moon]

and from Zoroastrianism

[spark mulch]

the borrowing from Zoroastrianism comes along a lot later

[sharp shuttle]

you mean noah and his ark lol

[spark mulch]

after the babylonian exile

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/gilgamesh-laugh-gilgamesh-fgo-gif-188492253119784609

[spark mulch]

matrix is fun

[molten bobcat]

Gilgamesh you say

[solid moon]

Wow someone who actually understands history

[sharp shuttle]

why yes i too think adams first wife was sexy

[worthy cargo]

Whatever happened to this kid? Was he ever in any other movies?

The spoon kid

[sharp shuttle]

the spoon kid is just a program

[worthy cargo]

I'm talking about in real life hollywood

[spark mulch]

also just a program

[worthy cargo]

whatever happened to the kid

[solid moon]

You know

[sharp shuttle]

the oracle btw is the only interesting character in the whole series

[worthy cargo]

He seemed like a good child actor, delivered lines like a pro

I figured he would have been in more movies

probably a movie career

[spark mulch]

probably agree

[sharp shuttle]

he got promoted to the island

[solid moon]

He is jerky now

[spark mulch]

lol

[molten bobcat]

The president of the United States: Die-Hardman

[sharp shuttle]

this is great

and likely reality

which is hard to accept

[spark mulch]

Kojima is The One

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/death-stranding-sam-porter-sam-porter-bridges-fall-on-the-beach-gif-10256768582934217727

[sharp shuttle]

logos and company names are always significant to a goal or purpose

[atomic plume]

a

[molten bobcat]

Minor inconvenience

[spark mulch]

is that why OpenAI's looks like an anus

[sharp shuttle]

they all do

every single ai company logo is a butthole

[molten bobcat]

Brath confirms it's buttholes all the way down

[undone fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1441104511543541871/1468615683938975865/3xin8y56wafg1.gif

[spark mulch]

yeah claude's definitely is

[molten bobcat]

Hey it's my friend hello friend

[undone fossil]

For legal reason I dont know this guy

[molten bobcat]

[viral pollen]

all, found a new snack thats hard to put down...these harry potter butter beer popcorn

pull me away

[molten bobcat]

I'm sorry to say, the snacks have you now

[molten bobcat]

Prayers in chat for our fallen brother

[viral pollen]

lol

[sharp shuttle]

uh oh stinky

[molten bobcat]

To be fair what the fuck is copilot supposed to look like

[viral pollen]

all of it

[molten bobcat]

It's like a Mobius strip looking dealy

[sharp shuttle]

its a helix, likely because bill gates wants to fuck the human genome

like duh

[undone fossil]

lol people are spraying ai creds nowadays

'claude' 'claude2026'

[viral pollen]

you know what it always throws me off when i think about people talking about co pilot, but i use copilot in docker along with other SIEM type stuff. i'm assuming it's not related

i do nothing MS ai

[molten bobcat]

Nah gates just slips his wife antibiotics to treat an STD he gave her

[sharp shuttle]

his wife left him, and btw hes confirmed a cuck

[viral pollen]

ok, i wasn't sure how much of a 'no filter' was allowed here lol

[molten bobcat]

Fork found in fucking kitchen bro

[viral pollen]

some people would screech with you just saying that

[sharp shuttle]

cuck is not a bad word, its just a mean thing to call someone

[viral pollen]

oh, i dont care loll i was more talkin about the std comment

[molten bobcat]

I had to remove malware from a host that was disguised as Claude

[viral pollen]

the level of dmg control he is in must be biblical

[sharp shuttle]

oh i see

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqrhWGLUkZ4

[sharp shuttle]

mmm tasty pills yummy pharma placebos

ooo boy i hope i got batch 01482893-fgv

[rancid snow]

06371862-ryd is clearly superior

[molten bobcat]

Frothing at the mouth when will my exam results be delivered rahhh

[rancid snow]

reviewer annoyed you roped g0blin and sonis waiting for the last minute to deliver the next you failed message

[molten bobcat]

Lmaooo

[sharp shuttle]

g0blin specifically said "dump it" to your test

[spark mulch]

which one did you do @molten bobcat

ok through the powers of elite analysis i see that it was CDSA. good luck

[sharp shuttle]

g0blin also said "fail him no matter what"

[spark mulch]

I think C1oud has me blocked

[sharp shuttle]

cloud thought

but cloud was wrong

i can ask him

[rancid snow]

say 'too many screenshots'

[sharp shuttle]

LOL

i would laugh so hard

no offense cloud

but thats comedy

@molten bobcat you have cocochan blocked my brother?

[solid moon]

Wow its been that long? Damn

[rancid snow]

there was a cpts test taker that happened to but it was deserved

[spark mulch]

malicious compliance in an exam scenario is probably a bad idea

[rancid snow]

they failed the first time because report was too short and so they resubmitted like 300 pages on the second time

[molten bobcat]

I don't have you blocked coco lol

[sharp shuttle]

jesus

[rancid snow]

like full un-snipped terminal logs

just copy pasted for pages

[solid moon]

Lol

[molten bobcat]

I just needed screenshots so I added them

[rancid snow]

and then cried about it when they failed

[molten bobcat]

No biggie

[rancid snow]

the kicker is they even got a free extension to resubmit and just didnt

[sharp shuttle]

wonder if its because they submitted someone elses exam and got pressed

i always have to wonder

why would you not take your attempt seriously?

losing money for no reason

[molten bobcat]

Lot of people have more money than sense

[rancid snow]

this was before it was easier to cheat on cpts. I think they legit just got butthurt on their feedback and went full malicious compliance as a temper tantrum

they were the first person I heard of that failed on report alone

[sharp shuttle]

dang there is even an entire module on reporting

[rancid snow]

and a provided template

[zealous charm]

please use his full name claudius

[molten bobcat]

The font on the cdsa template isn't my absolute favorite

[pseudo bluff]

[molten bobcat]

For people in other countries I have a culture question

... When your mom is angry at you, do they use your full name like adding words to it increases the strength like a fuckin Dragon Shout?

[undone fossil]

tell that to the people spraying my ssh :(

[maiden anvil]

idk if anyone is still experimenting with local models but GLM 4.7 has been excellent for me the last week or so

huh weird

wrong chat but still relevant ig

[potent gull]

sup

[zealous charm]

whatcha running your local models on?

Anything beefy?

[potent gull]

would anyone here be interested in a threat intel site? cves, shodan, conflict alerts, more and more? not promoting, looking for feedback, k, thanks.

[heady sage]

I got eyeliner and mascara today :3

[maiden anvil]

not so much just a single 3090ti

but it's generally pretty stable up until 32k context

[obtuse fern]

More intel more gooder

[potent gull]

also, hi marci

[spark mulch]

threat intel really lies on relevancy

a good threat intel platform needs ways to really hone in on the user's own infrastructure, tooling, industry, continent/country

[severe falcon]

Dumbs

[potent gull]

ok

[severe falcon]

.py

[spark mulch]

but it also depends on your target audience. If it's just for security nerds who like to look at everything then maybe you don't need to think about that stuff so much but if it's intended for blue teams who have an actual thing they're trying to defend, then trying to identify the most likely imminent threats that would have a reasonable probability of both targetting them and being successful are going to be the most valuable bits of TI

an alternative is like, hard-focusing on CVEs for vulnerability management and alert enrichment, but stuff like STIX and TAXII exist so ways to iterate on those and improve them are always cool

[potent gull]

sort of both really, I wanted it to be useful, but also nerd worthy. something about watching open ports, iot devices, IP's and satelites all in one place, kind of makes me happy

[spark mulch]

yeah it's cool don't get me wrong

I'm just thinking from corpo mindset

[severe falcon]

@wise oak you hab that badge now?

[potent gull]

where else can you see streaming cve's, breaching, tor ports, and military exercises in one place.

yeah, from a corporate mindset, I really should give more function to focused settings.

[maiden anvil]

you just need to focus on what problem you're trying to solve because rn the platform is all over the place and largely leaning toward OSINT

[obtuse fern]

The thing is this requires agents/apis communicating to an external server to report the info. As neat as the idea, unless you implant your own beacon in a CVE PoC and boost it to the top, you're not really gonna get that level of detail

[maiden anvil]

for example you have an earthquakes module listed and its not really clear how that's relevant to any kind of intel investigation

it could be useful to explain large region outages, but idk that outages are captured here

here is another angle to consider because you want to incorporate vulnerability data

but when your platform largely monitors OSINT stuff like hardware movements for civilian air traffic and boats, where's the vulnerability mapping here and what is it mapping to?

so again think on what problem you're trying to solve, and adapt the platform to that vs. creating some catch-all platform and trying to tie in vulnerability data randomly

[patent lily]

What the skibidi

Is that website?

[patent lily]

Not necessarily there's a lot of places where you can scrape such information from

[obtuse fern]

This tbh.

[turbid goblet]

are prolabs the only good practiced for pivoting?

my puvoting is noobie

[rugged dune]

would say the best way to practice pivoting not the only one , there are couple of machines that require pivoting
and would advice using ligolo it's goating it but you will suffer in the start understanding how to do multi pivot and stuff

hammond goated a video for this though so good
https://youtu.be/qou7shRlX_s?si=ChJgBass0_yLWXqS

[obtuse fern]

the only negative of ligolo afaik it cant do ipv6

When did mr almond drop this gem

[rugged dune]

LOOOOOOOOONG TIME was very good one tbh

[turbid goblet]

i always love a good john hammond video

[rugged dune]

helped me skip chisel nightmares

[turbid goblet]

i do need practical practice aswell tho. any machines u suggest for a noob like me?

[rugged dune]

i think i used it in one of the last machines lm check my writeups lol

i used it in AirTouch and Pirate

[turbid goblet]

bet ill put those on my list

thank yuo

[devout sail]

Sorcery would be nice

[rugged dune]

but AirTouch i think it was dual pivote <>
But best one i did so far was SOLAR pro lab

[rancid snow]

yeah ligolo-ng beats out chisel ez

[turbid goblet]

also john hammond truly does need a shoutout. bro is in it for the game not the money like a lot of these other cyber kids

[rancid snow]

eh

[devout sail]

But ssh .... -L spam

[rancid snow]

hes still an infotainment Youtuber that is sponsored on the majority of his videos, Im not sure Id confidently say he isnt in it for the money too

[rugged dune]

wait til you have to encrypt ligolo bcz of a dumb EDR

[turbid goblet]

i mean he makes money off it year but he still wants to teach instead of selling shiity courses and constantly pushing their own brand

[devout sail]

Rename it to msedge or something
Pretty sure it will be possible to bypass with current vibing

[turbid goblet]

wtf this one is insane r u trolling

[rancid snow]

wanting to put out good beginner content and wanting money arent mutually exclusive

[restive linden]

hi

[devout sail]

It's just a word

[patent lily]

Doesn't he sell courses?

[devout sail]

Higher difficulty more content

[rugged dune]

I honestely used to think edr's detect malware by names til i ran cobalt with ITS_A_MALWARE.EXE
and it passed

[turbid goblet]

im scared of big words

[devout sail]

Wait for a PR on windooz
Feat: decrease resource usage by skipping scan on trusted package name

[rugged dune]

I would keep this subject away , you can't know what people's intentions are .
if someone actually helped you it's all good if he gets something out of it he gets it

[rapid badger]

you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

[devout sail]

Your cousin?

[turbid goblet]

my mom

[devout sail]

Waiting for someone to drop yo mama joke 😔

[rapid badger]

yo mama so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil

[molten bobcat]

Gurdurr

[devout sail]

From where do they steal steel

[signal mica]

The hood

[solid moon]

I thought that was the defect for a second. Pokemon designs are so bad now

[devout sail]

I want a few, can u arrange!?

[signal mica]

Bet

[devout sail]

Alright send me

[elder inlet]

Miltank better!

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-anime-pokemon-anime-a-goldenrod-opportunity-episode-158-gif-10245716600156658078

[turbid goblet]

does pokotopia have guzzlord

thats probably the first time that sentence has ever been said

[molten bobcat]

I have no idea

I met Kyogre though!

Chill dude

[sharp shuttle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/monkey-zoo-monkey-grab

cmere miltank

[turbid goblet]

yeah i saw the kyogre scene. kyogre is goated

they need lugia tho, lugia is best legendary

i sold a 1st edition lugia last year at a card show for 1.5k

[sharp shuttle]

ERM ackshually shuckle is the best legendary

[molten bobcat]

Nintendo, release a port of HeartGold and SoulSilver and my life is yours

[turbid goblet]

shuckle is fake

[molten bobcat]

I miss my pokéwalker

[elder inlet]

Thank god @terse dirge is still in his cage. I was worried for a second!

[azure wasp]

I miss candy

[sharp shuttle]

what? thats impetor

[azure wasp]

I haven’t ate candy in like 3 weeks

4-5

[sharp shuttle]

shit vlud thats kinda hot ngl sheeesh

[molten bobcat]

I made him a little bed of straw

[sharp shuttle]

how did bulbasore get into animal crossing

[molten bobcat]

Right under the tree

[turbid goblet]

can u get the machoke scene

[spark mulch]

@sharp shuttle is there a standard freq band that commercial drones operate on?

[sharp shuttle]

the two majors are 915mhz and 2.4ghz

[spark mulch]

guessing the 915MHz get greater range

[elder inlet]

[spark mulch]

can't see a handheld 2.4GHz RC transceiver being very good at longer ranges

[elder inlet]

DId you give him weed? lmfao

[spark mulch]

unless you boost it significantly up like 100W a yagi or someth

[surreal echo]

[surreal echo]

me when i hacking hackthebox labs lol

it’s nightmare

[molten bobcat]

I made him a bed lmao

[sharp shuttle]

2.4ghz goes for miles and miles and miles

915mhz goes for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles

[spark mulch]

but at that high end you're going to need good directionality on the antenna

[sharp shuttle]

yep, its all about antenna shape and power dynamics

[elder inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/catnip-kitty-gif-8530185034637323642

Bed full of catnip! I knew it!

[sharp shuttle]

cats only like catnip because it activates the one synapse in their entire brain

stupid creatures

[spark mulch]

cats have a really wide range of reactions to it

some cats go LSD trip others don't give a shit about it

my cat mostly just rolls around in it like a diva

[sharp shuttle]

it all depends on coat color i swear

my grey boy goes nuts, my maine coon bitch ass dumbo dip just sniffs it and lays down

[spark mulch]

mine sucks it up like a vacuum cleaner then rolls around like sunbathing

[sharp shuttle]

lolol

[spark mulch]

goes really wild for actually consuming it but doesn't react weirdly

will leap up in the air for it even

[spark mulch]

but then just chills out

[molten bobcat]

My buddy

[spark mulch]

good kitty

[sharp shuttle]

that ifixit kit finally getting some use

https://klipy.com/gifs/burn-oh-snaps

[azure wasp]

I don’t wanna shower I’m modding 7 discord servers but I haven’t showered in about a month

[sharp shuttle]

that tracks you dont ever do anything productive anyway

[azure wasp]

[alpine pumice]

i feel personally attacked

[devout sail]

Just shower then

[alpine pumice]

no

i'm modding rn

[sharp shuttle]

lowkirkly, thats trunsurprising

[severe falcon]

Guru logo on old platform was something else

Pure motivation

[sharp shuttle]

well im happy you worked towards a goal and achieved it simon

[severe falcon]

Thank you brath.

[solid moon]

Oh shit simon is guru now!

[wise oak]

Yes yipppeeeeeeee

[solid moon]

You were grindin

[severe falcon]

Yes Sir!

[solid moon]

Big Gz

[severe falcon]

I have been wanting that for very long time. Too skid to do Insane pwn/rev.

[red ore]

yeah, do slammed challenges back to back, ICS challenge in 2 minutes. If it was done on release would have easily been FB. It was pretty impressive

whose complaining? Im complimenting you

[severe falcon]

-# 1 blocked message

[red ore]

Just take the compliment, you earned it dude! All that hardwork!

[severe falcon]

-# 1 blocked message

Why I keep seeing this guys? Who did I block?

Discord one fone sucks

[red ore]

Oh yeah, I forgot he blocked me. He started stuff with me (Which was very ironic coming from him) and I cooked him so hard he blocked me

[rancid snow]

someone you had beef with that is giving you a genuine compliment atm

[turbid goblet]

someone trying to sell u a soulja boy console

gg on the achievement btw

[severe falcon]

Oh, I never had beef with someone. I pray he get to feel how it feels like to get your team chat deleted ....

[rancid snow]

I mean enough you blocked him

[sharp shuttle]

what do i have to say to elicit both of you for entertainment (in the nicest way possible), i am also cool with watching a heart to heart forgiveness arc

[rancid snow]

so call it what you will

[red ore]

Ngl, best I ever did was like 4 challenges in a day. Simon absolutley smokes me on doing these

[sharp shuttle]

Mmm mmm mm i could taste that sarcasm from another country

smacks lips

[severe falcon]

Thanks.

[sharp shuttle]

MM MM MM

[red ore]

😉

[severe falcon]

What my past activity is his current activity. Catch the spammer

Ngl, best I ever did was like 4 challenges in a day. Simon absolutley smokes me on doing these

[sharp shuttle]

Dawg i dont give a shit about any of this nonsense anymore

[severe falcon]

[sharp shuttle]

I was sincerely congratulating you, you set a goal and achieved it

i dont even care how

[severe falcon]

Thank you, again.

[red ore]

Well GG Simon! You earned it with your dedication and hard work!! Proud of you! Keep it up! With that skill Omni will be easy for you! You got this!

[severe falcon]

[sharp shuttle]

Caring about if any of this is legit is war ive lost, so whether or not you did it purely in good faith is between you and god, most of you havent even worked in the industry

[severe falcon]

Classic golam sticker

[rancid snow]

if htb cared about people cheating ranks theyd auto investigate people with high ranks.

or like have any actual cheat detection that doesnt rely on 40 different people reporting obvious signs.

so like people do what they feel they gotta

[patent lily]

htb kernel anticheat coming soon

[severe falcon]

On that.

[red ore]

this is true, but oh well. It just makes the rank even more meaningless now.

[sharp shuttle]

nothing on this platform matters except for leveraging it to get a job

nobody going to give a shit if you hit holo or omni

its meaningless

[solid moon]

He jelly

[turbid goblet]

life is meaningless Aware

[red ore]

I know HTB are taking actions for stuff like this. Not on people but just making it harder to cheat, and the ideas are pretty good.

[sharp shuttle]

make a goal and do it, thats at least something right?

and its def leverage

[solid moon]

That's why I shit on company time

[rancid snow]

literally if anybody actually cares they can always check the data on someone themselves

[rancid snow]

I avg about 2 hours a day shitting and pissing on company time

[sharp shuttle]

hell yeah

[severe falcon]

All of this is meaningless.

[patent lily]

What is your diet

[solid moon]

I kneel

[severe falcon]

[red ore]

raw beef and raw chicken, that's why I shit so much

[rancid snow]

Doesnt matter you can do it too

[sharp shuttle]

basically oreos and golden curry, my curry nuggets look like speckled eggs

[patent lily]

I think it needs some fiber to add volume

[rancid snow]

just take your time. really relax taking your pants off. Sit down and get cozy, read a chapter or seven of book you like

[severe falcon]

Nice to chat with you Brath and F0x. Hope you have nice chicken nuggets

[molten bobcat]

what a bad day to have eyes

[sharp shuttle]

god i wish i had some chicky nugs

woe is me alas the fast food is not fast nor cheap forevermore

[rancid snow]

we picked up some godtier chicken nuggets on accident but gf keeps refusing us having them for dinner

[solid moon]

Gas has gone up a dollar since the strait closed. My lifestyle is threatened

[sharp shuttle]

Im on that ebike game

[solid moon]

Wish I had a plugin hybrid

[turbid goblet]

im on that uber everywhere

[sharp shuttle]

i should hire some undergrounders to cut the ev charging station nozzles at 3am

that would show em

thats like 80 dollars of copper right there

each

[solid moon]

Do people still sell uber codes on HF? I haven't been on it for ages

[terse dirge]

I had too much carbs and now sleepy

[turbid goblet]

what HF?

[solid moon]

Never mind

[sharp shuttle]

lolol

that was so 2026 HTB

hacker culture is cooked

[solid moon]

I have a new taco bell method

[sharp shuttle]

do share

[solid moon]

For graphene chads only

[sharp shuttle]

manipulating the API?

for bsides pdx we did the mcdonalds api and got about 400 dollars of free food over the event

[rapid badger]

that's a lot of breakfast chicken sandwiches

[sharp shuttle]

between four people, 4 sessions

[turbid goblet]

im still out of the loop

[rancid snow]

theres a slow method with taco bell

[sharp shuttle]

i got mcchicken flavored cooked paste, my friend got mcfish flavored cooked paste

[rancid snow]

order with app -> report food misdelivered -> taco bell will literally take like 2 months to respond. After a week cancel the charge with your card and say you never heard back from taco bell, which is completely true -> taco bell responds after you got your money back and gives you an apology coupon -> they never noticed the charge back because they dont give a fuck and repeat

I had like 5 free meals from this due to repeated delivery fuck ups

[sharp shuttle]

the silver lining to our capitalistic technocracy

[turbid goblet]

wait thats actually goated

[sharp shuttle]

also modern hacker culture right there

if you dont do that you are not cool

hey man those burrito flavored cooked paste burritos aint bad

nice choice, fried chicken and herbs cooked paste, deep fried again

thats yummy

[rancid snow]

taco bell is amazing. The only issue is people try to treat it as if its authentic traditional mexican sit down restaurant food which is fucking stupid.

judge food on the level its coming from

[sharp shuttle]

i mean if mexicans made me my taco bell is it not traditional mexican?

[rancid snow]

untrue

[sharp shuttle]

you need to read these books before understanding me

lists 1 book

atomic habits

[rancid snow]

youve clearly never been high before

while were at it. Caesars pizza is actually goated as long as you compare it only to other $5 pizzas. Oh wait, nobody else sells $5 pizzas

[solid moon]

I don't think this is a thing anymore but you used to be able to buy Starbucks rewards accounts on the darknet for about a dollar each. The way it worked was you could get a free drink item and food item on your birthday. So hackers would register them with sequential birthdays and age them 1 year, and sell them auto dispatch so you could have one valid for redemption on any given day

[sharp shuttle]

i will eat anything while high, and this has lead to some spicy nights with goth girls if you catch my drift you sharp lads

[solid moon]

Starbucks nerfed it though so now its only a drink iirc

[rancid snow]

I remember they blocked this method at some point. Idr what part they blocked though

[sharp shuttle]

you guys go to starbucks for the coffee/food? i go to write my book

i drink dutch bros in their store

[rancid snow]

I havnt been to starbucks in like 8 years

[solid moon]

But there was a time when I was giving big frappucinos and paninis to homeless guys and teaching them how to use alphabay

[rancid snow]

dutch bros is goated

[solid moon]

Good times

[sharp shuttle]

dutch bros figured out how to beat starbucks

[turbid goblet]

im banned from starbucks nationally

[sharp shuttle]

add more sugar

[rancid snow]

actually have good drinks?

[sharp shuttle]

i still think its just the sugar

source: ex girlfriend worked at dutch bros

[graceful pendant]

guys im rich

[sharp shuttle]

the secret is sugar

its in the handbook

[rancid snow]

congrats

$100 aint nothing

[sharp shuttle]

good work man

[rancid snow]

your first bounty? that shit immediately goes into your resume

[solid moon]

My fav darknet story was I found this vendor who was selling hacked dominos rewards accs and if you could prove you gave the pizza to a homeless person he would send more free accounts

[graceful pendant]

my first hackerone bounty yeah

[sharp shuttle]

thats cool i like that

[rancid snow]

good shit, update that resume immediately

[graceful pendant]

I keep my hacking stuff seperate...

[sharp shuttle]

uhhh

no you dont

you just told us here

[graceful pendant]

uh yeah I do

[sharp shuttle]

i know who you are silly

[rancid snow]

So you only want this as a hobby?

[graceful pendant]

were friends on linkedin

[sharp shuttle]

i know

so you dont keep it seperate

[graceful pendant]

do I say anyhting about hacking on there?

[sharp shuttle]

thats not the point...

[graceful pendant]

yo im not saying like opsec diff alias

[sharp shuttle]

okay nevermind

[graceful pendant]

im just saying away from my linkedin career

This alias is doxed im well ware of that lol

[sharp shuttle]

You mean moniker?

[rancid snow]

if its just a hobby for you then more power to ya ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sharp shuttle]

alias would still be tied to you

[graceful pendant]

I doxed me

[sharp shuttle]

moniker is a codename unrelated

[graceful pendant]

well.. first h1 bounty and i have a bunch more reports to submit and im happy

[sharp shuttle]

inb4 your hackerman hackforums account is tekkit

[turbid goblet]

guys im taking a break from studying and gonna watch beardmeatsfood eat a bunch of food

[sharp shuttle]

nice man im watching reality tv

[turbid goblet]

just needed to let u guys know

[sharp shuttle]

god i love this shit

[rancid snow]

Im killing time till I get off work

[sharp shuttle]

in another life i would be a reality tv executive

[rancid snow]

gf making some spicy sausage pasta at home Im looking forward to

[sharp shuttle]

i could get these idiots to do so much shit

[sharp shuttle]

be right over

just gatta drive for 4 hours and hop on the ferry

[rancid snow]

im other side of the water so you dont need a ferry

you just take a left instead of a right

[sharp shuttle]

i think i would make a show thats a cross between family feud and cia torture techniques

[solid moon]

Waterboarding contestants for a Tesla

[sharp shuttle]

exactly

[solid moon]

You'd watch it

[obtuse fern]

huh, Scammer Payback interviewed Andy Yen; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bboXocSePnQ

[rancid snow]

I already am

[sharp shuttle]

i think my host would be jim carrey

[sharp shuttle]

Kiss?

[obtuse fern]

Proton

[wicked crescent]

any admin or staff available ?

[sharp shuttle]

Neuron?

[rancid snow]

if the contestants arent permanently flinching at loud noises for the rest of their lives afterwards I'm not interested

[obtuse fern]

one of the guys behind Proton VPN/Proton mail

[sharp shuttle]

right, i want to take baby albert and extrapolate it to adults

[obtuse fern]

why do you need an admin/staff

and if you need admin/staff

[rancid snow]

9/10 times this question precedes some of the dumbest asks

[west lynx]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/5986762-contacting-htb-support

[wicked crescent]

snitching on someone

[sharp shuttle]

snitching lol

[rancid snow]

/cheater

[sharp shuttle]

these poor kids

i can do it in 1 hour of prime time

[obtuse fern]

if you wanna report a cheater /cheater. if you dm a mod/admin we just forward it so that it gets handled by people that see it. /cheater goes straight to those people

[sharp shuttle]

i would do an episode where someone rug pulls his crypto coin but all the bag holders are hiding in the room next to his and when the sell happens they can freely murder them

[obtuse fern]

let's not make light of SA @tender spear

[sharp shuttle]

I would do another episode where marcie is being filmed and their entire day is people asking for mods or staff

then when they help, the person saying something like

[rancid snow]

I already watch that

[sharp shuttle]

"im snitching on someone"

peak cinema

[obtuse fern]

do i get the mystical self-removal from server button?

[sharp shuttle]

for you, you have been doped with mk-midnight levels of lsd

[rancid snow]

you do but then htb blacklists your resume

[sharp shuttle]

so even if you could find it (we removed it) youd frantically search for it

[obtuse fern]

sorry i meant the IRL server

:)

[sharp shuttle]

you are going to kirk yourself lowkirkly?

[obtuse fern]

let's just say i'm not exactly at the highest point in my life

[rancid snow]

yes but then it just pulls the walls away to reveal all your friends and family disappointed in you

[rancid snow]

avg mod experience unfortunately

[obtuse fern]

partially why i'm avoiding substances atm

the other part is yk, being broke

[sharp shuttle]

sorry to hear that marcie

its all in good fun

[obtuse fern]

nah ik

[sharp shuttle]

not trying to mount on the shit you are under

[rancid snow]

being broke is rough

[sharp shuttle]

i am the way i am because of homelessness

i hope it never happens to you

[obtuse fern]

like, i'd love to give another crack at CPTS, but right now is definitely not a good time headspace wise for me. It's what fucked me the last time. When I tell you i was at a point of spending literal DAYS in bed during my first attempt

[rancid snow]

im hoping the project im working on rn ends giving me some much needed side cash

would solve a fair chunk of current problems

[sharp shuttle]

in reality our dumbass gerontocracy needs to just nationalize college and forgive all the debt

it aint ever getting paid back

[rancid snow]

that would help a significant chunk of people

[sharp shuttle]

my biggest problem right now is student loans

[obtuse fern]

counterpoint, who would be thinking of the billionaires

[rancid snow]

me

im starving

[sharp shuttle]

they are currently eating each other alive trying to get out of private equity, so the issue will solve itself

[maiden anvil]

knowledge could be free and we could have flying cars by now
but noooooo somebody had to burn Alexander's library down like 2000 years ago
setting humanity back another 1000 years
so we just have to live in this festering shit subscription service shareholder value society

[sharp shuttle]

our economy is probably ultra giga fucked unless trumperino does a boots on the ground ( he will )

[obtuse fern]

AI is the housing bubble 2.0

[maiden anvil]

@rapid badger just imagine me at the olympics with these mental gymnastics rn

[rancid snow]

well actually, we already have flying car tech. The actual issue is that the avg driver is barely smart enough to drive on a two dimensional space. Asking them to do it in 3 will kill hundreds of thousands of people

[maiden anvil]

id get a fkin gold medal for this shit

[sharp shuttle]

the moment we get airspace clearance for flying cars they are going to be turned into autonomous trucks of peace

thats the real issue

[rancid snow]

yup

[sharp shuttle]

just cant have nice things

the tech exists and is thoroughly tested

[maiden anvil]

all until some HOA nuisance NPC comes crying "HEY YOUR SAUCER IS TOO LOUD"

[scenic maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-munching-cat-kitty-munching-cat-eating-cat-close-up-gif-575723154021362882

[sharp shuttle]

well we dont have gravity propulsion systems publicly yet

that only happens once "aliens" attack California

[maiden anvil]

they already have
I saw some Channel 5 news report on skid row

and some guy said he had to stop a bunch of ppl

[sharp shuttle]

thats a different kindof alien

[maiden anvil]

from "shoving jalapenos up cud's asshole"

[sharp shuttle]

lmfao

[rapid badger]

Tony stark invented gravity propulsion in a skid row tent

[sharp shuttle]

tony stark invented tinder from a favela during a mudslide

[rancid snow]

that reminds me

a customer today

said that she was neighbors with elon musk and obama

and that actually obama gave elon musk his startup cash and shes the one that told him to get a degree from Stanford

[rapid badger]

[maiden anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[sharp shuttle]

can boomers just like

die please

[scenic maple]

she must have been very important

[sharp shuttle]

it has always been this way

[rancid snow]

she said that elon musk was nice, but that Zuckerberg was an asshole to her

[sharp shuttle]

people just like ponying up insane claims without any rapport

what the fuck

[rancid snow]

Honestly Im inspired

[scenic maple]

did she kill lizards or what

[rancid snow]

I want to hold a retail worker captive and tell them insane shit too

it looks really fun

[sharp shuttle]

Zuckerberg and this is my genuine opinion, is probably a pretty cool dude but is gangstalked so severely that his autism prevents him from being a good person

[maiden anvil]

!!! I have a copy of the Channel 5 news video about the jalapenos !!!

[sharp shuttle]

He has actually done alot of good for hawaii

when i learned about it i changed my opinion

when powerful entities, like the government agencies, use resources to harass, blackmail, or antagonize you

[maiden anvil]

this is just a guy telling the story about the jalapenos there is no imagery here, but it makes you wonder if the jalapenos were probes from another world!

[sharp shuttle]

dont be a hero and you wont get gangstalked

the classic gangstalking go to for american elite is the IRS and FBI

get audited or get raided

not a fun time

[frigid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-offerman-ron-swanson-income-tax-income-tax-is-illegal-parks-and-rec-gif-11011272

[sharp shuttle]

but people are too afraid to just not file their taxes

even though its robbery without transparency

[maiden anvil]

I know a guy who lives in europe and somehow had to pay US taxes for some reason

and the IRS found him in europe somehow

these mfers do not fk around

they WILL find yo azz

[obtuse fern]

the joker feared the irs to give him a human element to his insanity

[sharp shuttle]

the IRS and FBI have the same financial crimes division

hope that helps.

[maiden anvil]

they even found me in korea one time

and I was only there for like a year

[obtuse fern]

skill issue

[rancid snow]

well good thing trump defunded the IRS

[obtuse fern]

I prefer to fund the IRA

[sharp shuttle]

thats because they are using AI now

[rancid snow]

well elon did, but same diff

[sharp shuttle]

turbotax really is an ai agent now

[rancid snow]

I havnt filed my taxes in years either but the irs doesnt knock on my door because they know it means theyd have to give my money back

(I still pay my contributions and dont make nearly enough to be any significant tax bracket)

[rapid badger]

I owe the canadian tax agency close to 10k 😄

[obtuse fern]

hahahaha

[sharp shuttle]

for about 10 years

[obtuse fern]

no

[rancid snow]

no lol

[sharp shuttle]

then you go to prison

[obtuse fern]

that's how they got Al Capone

[sharp shuttle]

federal prison too

[sharp shuttle]

you would have gotten like 4k a year back man

[rancid snow]

yup

[sharp shuttle]

i made 3k when i was fucking homeless

0 income

[obtuse fern]

One of the most infamous mobsters in U.S. history.

[rancid snow]

my tax situation is fucked not by my own choosing

and Im too broke to pay someone to fix it

[maiden anvil]

wow must be nice

[sharp shuttle]

not in 2026

if you are not presenting as an informed expert people will get mad! GRRR

dont speak unless you are good looking, smart, or funny

understood?

because its a gamed system for our elite

think of taxes like playing world of warcraft

it will start to make alot of sense

your goal is to min-max so you can beat the hardest content without notable losses

i dont have the time to explain a rigged system to you

but let me be perfectly clear

america has a PERFECT system

for a specific group of people

if you are not in the tribe, you are not in the best clans

most americans never reach the mid-game of the tax system, therefore can never do end-game content

and if too many mid-game players reach the threshhold, the devs need to patch it

there is a reason it is called elitism in gaming, it is the same thing in real life

tribalism

the religion of equality has no winners but those who impose it

[azure wasp]

Wakey wakey

[west venture]

I prefer to fund the IRS

[rancid snow]

youve made a fundemental error in assumption

that the goal is to prevent peopke from evading

[maiden anvil]

who should I lay waste to in new vegas?
I have an absurd arsenal at my disposal now

[rancid snow]

america actually likes people evading

[fast swallow]

Great khans

[rancid snow]

Because the people who are making the rules are the ones evading. And if all the important people are evading it simultaneously becomes a tool to punish people that dont play the shadow game correctly

the fact that it fucks over the common person is incidental

[maiden anvil]

interesting...I could stage my assault from their little HQ hut
and then I could rain lead and grenades on them from the cliffs!!!

I like this idea

I could even bring a couple of missile launchers

and my personal favorite

the machine-gun-grenade-launcher

[fast swallow]

Lolol

[maiden anvil]

[fast swallow]

Capital thinking

[maiden anvil]

good job pumpkin! grandma loves explosions!

this will be fun

I have 300 grenades for the machine grenade gun thing

[fast swallow]

That should be plenny

Just enough for all the khans to be turned into paste or a mist

[west venture]

Yeah bc the IRS can take all the money of people who don't evade correctly

[maiden anvil]

here's what we have available:

• gatling laser or tesla cannon x2300 rounds
• grenade machine gun x335 rounds
• heavy incinerator x2300 rounds
• minigun x2700 rounds
• missile launcher x47 missiles
• fatman x2 mini nukes
  and if that still isnt enough then we have:
• light machinegun x1100 rounds
• anti-materiel rifle x300 explosive and incendiary rounds

so basically we can unleash Judgment Day from Terminator on the wastelands

[fast swallow]

Lolol pretty much kill any NPC (that you can at least)

[maiden anvil]

me thinking about Yes Man's proposal rn

[fast swallow]

Lmaoo

Do it

[worthy cargo]

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
If you are suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, press 1, repeatedly.
If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5 & 6.
If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are Delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship.
If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a Manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no-one will answer.
If you are Dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep. After the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have Short-Term Memory Loss, please try your call again later.
If you have Low Self Esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Kw8oKh94M

😄

[crude island]

hello

[worthy cargo]

Hello

#magical-tunes message Fucking sick

[maiden anvil]

I launched a one-man assault on caesar's legion from a campground

basically took out their whole outpost with one rocket launcher

now Im trynna free some slaves

[worthy cargo]

I'm listening to amazing music

[fast swallow]

Awww

[maiden anvil]

somehow i freed slaves and lost karma

how does that work????

[fast swallow]

Lmao

Poor Caeser

[solid moon]

Iirc when trump was being grilled about his taxes he once said something to the effect of "I pay less taxes because I'm smarter". He definitely has that mentality

[sharp shuttle]

those slaves only understand having a master and you just promoted them to master, more than one person, they will each take on as many slaves as they were originally, spreading the harm of that practice

shoulda launched a mini nuke instead broski

[young dew]

excuse me i wont ask about acaademy fundamental i can connect ip target with ssh in htb workstation but need password but in htb not tell me the passsword targeet im still learn from basic i learn academy fundamental linux but why i can connect ip target but i dont know the target password anyone can tell me how to prove it

[worthy cargo]

Use some punctuation

[young dew]

what is that im not hear before

[worthy cargo]

use like full stops, commas, etc. to ask a more coherent question

I'm trying to understand what you're asking

[young dew]

owh okeyy just simple i can give screenshoot

[worthy cargo]

sure

actually you won't be able to post screenshots here

Since you're new here

[young dew]

wait wait im in trouble

how to share my screenshoot here whait im still watching tutorial

[meager kernel]

I see

[young dew]

why cant share my screenshoot in here

okey maybe i can explain my trouble

i cant connect ip target in htb, htb provide ip target i must connect to learn basic linux like what kernel target use but i cant connect ip target because i dont know the password target

[worthy cargo]

Is this from an academy module?

[young dew]

yess

yess

fundamental operation system

linux fundamental

[worthy cargo]

You should ask in #modules and you can post screenshot there maybe

[young dew]

owh thank youu i so confused im 24 hours to thinking about it

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rTAIMTGnAyY

[long salmon]

Is it mandatory to complete all module before cpts exam?

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qQiT7b9n9YI

Musk and Bezos, both idiots.

Money doesn't make you magically educated

[stone kelp]

CIS wrote a encoding algorithm for 1.1gb to 22b less than 3 seconds.

I want to sell it lol.

[rancid snow]

yes

[rancid snow]

sure if its like all 1s

you cannot physically compress data lower than its shannon entropy

[stone kelp]

It's encoding not compress. It's like same tecnique of compressing but different.

[rancid snow]

so you dont know what those words mean, cool

[stone kelp]

https://gist.github.com/general-satan/90843b2b549f9d99a01d3c3dabaee4b2

Maybe you can pay.. maybe you can't.

[rancid snow]

lol

[stone kelp]

Marcus!

Can we work together?

[stone kelp]

DM?

[rancid snow]

no

[terse dirge]

Looks very heavily vibe coded

[alpine pumice]

This is essentially a pseudo-compression toy that doesn’t actually compress or preserve data. The “AET” phase ignores the file’s contents and just assigns a trivial 1-byte seed per 1GB chunk, while the “TEA” phase uses a linear congruential generator (LCG) to produce deterministic pseudo-random bytes from those seeds. Since there’s no real analysis or encoding of the original data, the output cannot match the input—it just regenerates predictable noise. The whole design gestures at a theoretical idea (representing data via a seed to a generator) but lacks the hard part (finding seeds that reproduce real data), making it effectively non-functional as compression and very much in “vibe-coded” / conceptual demo territory rather than something practical or legitimate.

[worthy cargo]

Like PiFS

[stone kelp]

Idea is to encode file using formulas.

Like mathmatical formulas.

e=mc2.

[rancid snow]

well its not doing that

[worthy cargo]

https://github.com/philipl/pifs

πfs is a revolutionary new file system that, instead of wasting space storing your data on your hard drive, stores your data in π! You'll never run out of space again - π holds every file that could possibly exist! They said 100% compression was impossible? You're looking at it!

LOL

[alpine pumice]

In practice, “encoding a file as a formula” would mean finding a function whose output exactly matches the file’s bytes. That’s essentially a Kolmogorov complexity problem (find the shortest program that produces the data), which is not computable in general and only works for highly structured data. This code never analyzes the file to derive such a formula—it just assigns arbitrary seeds and uses a simple PRNG to generate bytes. So while the idea sounds advanced, the implementation here is purely superficial and doesn’t achieve that goal at all.

[stone kelp]

Formulas here are for equations comparing bytes found and patterns to make them smaller.

[rancid snow]

making them smaller and losing all the data to make it irreversible is completely useless

[terse dirge]

@grok please summarize this

[alpine pumice]

I get what you’re trying to say, but the way it’s being described is kind of glossing over the actual hard part. Real compression already “compares bytes and patterns to make things smaller,” but it does that through very specific, well-understood mechanisms like dictionary encoding, pattern matching, and entropy coding. It’s not just turning data into some abstract “formula”—it’s encoding redundancy in a way that can be reversed exactly and efficiently.

If you’re talking about literally representing chunks of a file as mathematical formulas that regenerate the same bytes, that’s more of a theoretical concept than something practical. For that to work, you’d need a way to reliably derive a formula that outputs the exact original data for each chunk. That’s essentially the same problem as finding the shortest program that reproduces a dataset, which is tied to Kolmogorov complexity—and that’s not something you can compute in general. For most real-world data, especially anything already compressed or high entropy, there just isn’t a simple formula to find.

Looking at the implementation here, it’s not actually doing that anyway. It’s not analyzing byte patterns or deriving any relationships—it’s just assigning a small seed per chunk and using a pseudo-random generator to produce output. That means it’s not encoding the original data at all, so the reconstruction won’t match. So while the idea of “formula-based compression” sounds interesting, this specific approach isn’t implementing it—it’s more of a conceptual or vibe-coded representation than a functional system.

[alpine pumice]

It’s basically a fake compression system. It doesn’t analyze or encode the actual file—just assigns a tiny seed per chunk and then uses a PRNG to generate deterministic noise on reconstruction. Since no real data is preserved, the output won’t match the input. It’s more of a conceptual “seed-based generation” idea without the hard part implemented, so it’s not a real or usable compression method.

[rancid snow]

tldr the tldr: its bullshit

[raw prism]

hola

[raw prism]

damn I think someone is AI in this server

[alpine pumice]

I’m going to be honest, I have no idea why that’s even a question, but I can promise you I’m not AI. I just tend to explain things thoroughly because I actually understand what I’m talking about and don’t like leaving gaps or vague hand-wavy answers. If anything, the reason it might sound like that is because most people don’t bother breaking things down properly, so when someone does, it sticks out.

There’s also a big difference between sounding structured and actually being artificial. I’m just taking the time to think through what I’m saying instead of firing off a one-liner with no substance. If I wanted to sound like a bot, I’d probably be way more generic and less opinionated—half the stuff I say is me calling out when something doesn’t make sense, which isn’t exactly peak “neutral AI response” behavior.

So yeah, not AI—just someone who actually knows the topic and explains it in detail. If anything, the fact I’m pointing out flaws and not just agreeing with everything should make that pretty obvious.

[rancid snow]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[raw prism]

damn bro sry for that It was just for fun or a joke

[alpine pumice]

lol gotcha, fair enough—hard to tell sometimes over text. I’ll take it as a compliment then 😄

[boreal bison]

I had almost no prior knowledge of Wi-Fi hacking., airtouch is soooo hard for me....https://labs.hackthebox.com/achievement/machine/2440685/823

[alpine pumice]

wifi hacking is fun

[raw prism]

yeah it was my first topic

my hacking journey starts from wifi hacking

[boreal bison]

i learn it from hacktricks, any source you suggest?

[rancid snow]

cracking wep was the very first hacking thing I ever learned how to do

[raw prism]

umm the official documentation of tools used for wifi hacking helps

[rancid snow]

remember sitting in my friends coach with a laptop and them watching me break into their wifi lol

[raw prism]

😂 True

[alpine pumice]

Academy bro

[boreal bison]

yeah, aircrack-ng.org is good

[raw prism]

academy sucks for advance level Cause I am broke

[boreal bison]

hhhh, for sure

[raw prism]

and I am not american I have to pay in doller which cost higher for me

[boreal bison]

soooo cool:)

[molten bobcat]

awe did i miss nonsense

[rancid snow]

there was a golden moment in wifi hacking where wep took 5 minutes to break but was still like 80% of all networks.

I roamed the streets at nights being a complete teenage menace 😂