general

[muted olive]

They've been using those exact tactics recently

the only interviews, shared income thing

etc

[molten bobcat]

Their bio claims they're an esports coach and mentor lmaooo

Forgot to switch scams

[azure wasp]

😂

[icy viper]

He supports G2 and FaZe

[muted olive]

daddy kim will be most displeased

[scenic maple]

meet all the north koreans you can but dont let the north koreans meet you

[devout sail]

I remember the chaos in lockdown lmao
Esport is worst community

[west venture]

Does calling yourself "white" make you white?

[azure wasp]

It worked for me somehow

[lucid escarp]

who is scamming here

[magic berry]

I wish more people would have complained on their social media handles.

[austere sigil]

[magic berry]

But they must be checking here too. Atleast shouldn't have exchanged the blue and green text though entire structure doesn't seem good for reading longer.

[devout sail]

Just evolve your eyes breh

There easiest way

[lime trout]

G'day chat

[cerulean bloom]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hi-hello-703

[late juniper]

Hey hey - Someone said that HTB is more intermediate/harder than say THM, and that beginners should start there? Is that the concensus, or does HTB still work well for newbies, as long as they are learning smart (working through Academy, using Labs writeups only when they get stuck, etc)?

[devout sail]

It works well as a beginner too, why would any platform wanna send their customer to other places xD

It's just comparatively thm is easier

[late juniper]

Appreciate that opinions may be a little biased 😄 But it was a comment outside of either community (was on a live stream).

[devout sail]

But u can start from HTB no issues
And also what kind of beginner level we talking about

[late juniper]

I've some IT background (OS, networks, servers), so not completely green to it all

[bronze lion]

i suggest u to start with htb academy before doing boxes in htb labs or simultaneously do both

[devout sail]

Yep its kinda popular opinion tbh
I did start as THM (labs)
Just cuz I found it first

[bronze lion]

same

[devout sail]

Then yeah no issue, the easiest module on academy starts with fundamental if linux ig
The simple Linux stuff
So u can try it (free) and see if it starts at appropriate level

[lime trout]

i'd say they take a different approach tbh

rather then easier

[late juniper]

I'm working through Academy, but did start some very easy labs, but it's definitely more a learning experience, by using more writeups initially, as I learn more commands and tools, rather than knowing what to do. But as I've gone on, I'm seeing the need to use the same tools initially - nmap, gobuster, ftp, ssh - that kinda stuff

[lime trout]

its just our learning method tends to be percieved as "harder"

[devout sail]

yeah the approach to hide the rooms at a place, even now I have trouble finding any if i feel like doing

[lime trout]

Yeah, the foundations rarely change. Hacking is alot of pattern recognition tbh

see this -> use this etc

[devout sail]

You got 0xdf (writeups) and ippsec (videos) if u need any help there

[late juniper]

That's a valid way to put it, from what I'm hearing, since HTB requires you to self think about what to do, but THM tends to lead you by the hand a little more

[lime trout]

yeah

[late juniper]

Ok, cool - seems like I'm in the right place then 🙂

Just too much to learn and not enough time in the day 😄

[lime trout]

feel ya there

slow and steady

[bronze lion]

no one truly can learn everything related to cybersec in this vast ever-changing field to be honest

[late juniper]

Very true

[silk quail]

one can try. real hard.

[bronze lion]

its impossible to complete everything tho

[lime trout]

'tis why you gotta find your niche

[devout sail]

Nah you are just not him

[late juniper]

The continual learning, and evolving landscape is what makes it interesting

[bronze lion]

ur life span isnt enough

[bronze lion]

so true

[bronze lion]

[lime trout]

things move to fast

its a struggle to keep up in one area alone 😂

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/foolish-mortal-gabriel-supernatural-gif-11040704

[lime trout]

unless you wanna like

learn FORTRAN/COBOL and work on old Bank/ICS stuff

hasnt changed in many years

[bronze lion]

i prefer to hack ur walls tho

just saying

[azure wasp]

Walls? There’s bugs in my walls

[bronze lion]

exactly!

[devout sail]

I thought they store shit in excel/csv

[runic cliff]

time to lock in

[mint ice]

bro. you can never even know all of one subfield

there are practically infinite mistakes that can lead to some variation of some vulnerability

therefore it is impossible to learn all of

[signal mica]

Never will emma, its one of those turbolegacy snowballs that keep rolling

[terse dune]

why i cant connect to SMB server in NTFS vs Share Permission

?

i connect to SMB server i create directory and share

but i cannot access it with smbclient

[mortal forge]

try harder

[terse dune]

i am getting disconnect time and again its already been 1 hr

[mortal forge]

try another hour

[terse dune]

[mint ice]

what you want to actually do. if you want to be able to "hack anything" or you know. as close as is actually achievable. its all methodology and research skills. if you can understand how something works. alter the data sent to it. see how it responds. make inferences. and fill in gaps in your knowledge with real time research. that will be a far better approach than simply trying to learn all the things

[terse dune]

i am feeling like unsubscribing

[mint ice]

focus on transferable skills you can apply to any context

instead

sorry if i'm rambling

🤣

[terse dune]

server -1000 aura

[tame gust]

i press buttons and i break things and somehow it worked and now i got access to this admin dashboard

[mint ice]

I hope you're half kidding 🤣

[tame gust]

not at all

[terse dune]

[tame gust]

you dont go and learn everything

[terse dune]

whtf is wrong with targets today

[mint ice]

not about how easily stuff breaks I'm very familiar but what i mean is. you should not stop at "somehow it just worked" @tame gust

[tame gust]

you learn what you need to finish your next project, "dealing with uncertainty"

[terse dune]

why is our targets so slow that i feel like i am using server from 1994

[mint ice]

its always important to understand the mechanism so you can report it and also identify similar issues in future more easily

[terse dune]

i think it was bit faster then

[mint ice]

i very much disagree look. if you got access to an admin panel you should know how incase you can do it again. and thats just for example. everything you do seek to understand

pls

[tame gust]

sometimes when you're following by a deadline, you really wont be saying i wont move on if i dont understand why this worked

[spark mulch]

if it's some backend bug in proprietary source code you might not have the privilege of being able to determine exactly how the exploit worked

[mint ice]

maybe you don't have time to identify the mechanism fully before the report. fine. you still probably should after. I can't tell you what to do

[spark mulch]

you might be able to say "I did x input and got y result" though

[tame gust]

and yes, you dont go learn everything, lets say i'am tasking of auditing this driver, and i know shyt bout how windows deal with that, you go learn what you need for that part

[lime trout]

i love feeling safe knowing our critical infra is running mega-legacy shit no one has touched in years 🥰

and only one 80 y/o dude named craig can work on it

[mint ice]

you can usually at least make solid inferences about the underlying mechanism with a pretty high degree of confidence. at least in my experience

[spark mulch]

I feel doubly safe knowing it's being replaced by vibe coded spaghetti which the people vibe coding it also don't know how it works but they deploy it anyway

[terse dune]

[tame gust]

remember it cost 100k$ to rebuild the infra, but we'll gladly keep it as it is and try to "harden it" with a 200$k cost

[lime trout]

tbf, a rebuild has more risk

[spark mulch]

if i have one more interaction with a senior developer who triggered EDR because they didn't know Claude was running a bunch of commands which are C2 IoCs I might become the jonkler

[lime trout]

hey, claude is a supply chain risk now

cant have that

[spark mulch]

shut it all down

work on pen and paper

[tame gust]

for migrations, smart companies usually hire specialized service providers to manage the process. These providers are responsible for handling the migration and mitigating risks such as downtime. Because they take on that responsibility and potential cost they charge significant fees

[lime trout]

you mean, shifting risks and making someone else take the liability

[tame gust]

exaaactly

[signal mica]

Imagine the knowledge passover from this guy

[obtuse fern]

only because they didn't kowtow to the US government telling them to lift their restrictions

[tame gust]

tho the hire ups loves the idea

[lime trout]

One(1) Grunt

[lime trout]

of.... no auto killings

and spying on americans

really strict

[spark mulch]

Programmers in the 1970s: "I just hand-wrote punchcard code without a keyboard or monitor for an RTOS missile guidance system in 12 hours that compiles perfectly and has zero bugs."

"Programmers" in 2026: I vibe coded a website that lets North Korea remote control my grandfather's pacemaker by accident :3 "

[obtuse fern]

imho that would bring more security paranoid minded people to claude

[tame gust]

i love geoHotz and everything this mans says is Poem

[lime trout]

i mean OpenAI got flamed for partnering with them next

[obtuse fern]

Streissand effect kinda thing

[lime trout]

and presumably being okay with said things

[devout sail]

Is that quora

[worthy cargo]

Many people before Geohot also said the same thing

[tame gust]

I'm very sorry to tell you its link*Dn

[worthy cargo]

ai slop will be the death of the Internet

[tame gust]

Our parents where right, its the damn phone

[devout sail]

Then it's alright, I'd be worried if you say you follow someone on quora 💀

And btw I saw your messages
Are u NOC guy?

[lucid escarp]

hi

basically

[devout sail]

Typing is hard sometimes

[signal mica]

Boomers: need to read a book for 4 hours to understand a concept
Zoomers: 1 tiktok video

[devout sail]

Half video actually

Other half is weird game play

[signal mica]

Zoomers goated, next question

[signal mica]

Right

[devout sail]

What are u

[signal mica]

1998

[devout sail]

Zoomer?

[signal mica]

Zoomer

[lucid escarp]

and i run an nmap scan nmap -sS -p- -Pn -sV -sn --min-rate 5000 --stats-every 5s 129.....

[devout sail]

I forgot what u am , someone told me and i forgot

[lucid escarp]

so it wil show devices connecyed

[devout sail]

Ig zoomer

[lucid escarp]

and then how to exploit those devices

[west venture]

Holy flags

[obtuse fern]

sounds like you're trying to DoS a network

[lucid escarp]

this is not a dos attack

[obtuse fern]

or trying to gain unauthorized access

[lucid escarp]

it is a nmap scan

[signal mica]

97-12 is zoomer

[obtuse fern]

meaning you're doing something heavily illegal

[lucid escarp]

i know this is agressive scan just because i was impatient

[obtuse fern]

and I suggest you to read the rules

[lucid escarp]

running it on htb machines and my own network lol how illegal

[obtuse fern]

htb machines aren't 129.x.x.x

[signal mica]

Ofcourse you can dos htb machines

[devout sail]

Ah we are zoomer
I might rember this time

[obtuse fern]

they are 10.129.x.x

you gave a network ip range that was heavily out of scope for HTB

[devout sail]

They want us to DDoS it every machine release

[lucid escarp]

that was an example

ik

[west venture]

Marcie 129.x.x.x is in the localhost range

[lucid escarp]

i just generated something random

moreover i am a beginner

[signal mica]

Their infra does it to themselves

[devout sail]

Ehehe

[lucid escarp]

i was just impatient bruh

[obtuse fern]

you're thinking 127

129 is public class b

[lucid escarp]

i just wrote anything

don't take it seriously

[cloud osprey]

youre public class b

[devout sail]

anyways too many red flags in your nmap

[tame gust]

Everything a TikTok shitlowencer says is sacred and unquestionable knowledge

[lucid escarp]

i know it is illegal and i won't do it

[signal mica]

Paint drop a hard meme right now

[devout sail]

Don't run -p- for no good reason

[west lynx]

Get Started with the HTB Beginners Bible: https://www.hackthebox.com/blog/learn-to-hack-beginners-bible

[lucid escarp]

this will help in scanning all ports

[obtuse fern]

in most cases with HTB you don't need to scan every port

[signal mica]

Wasnt my point, but yeah

[cloud osprey]

i gotchu

[devout sail]

I would drop one
If Marcie wasn't here

[lucid escarp]

and one usually discovers open ports and exploits it especially in htb machine

[obtuse fern]

most boxes are running a web server that's exploitable

[lucid escarp]

and i prefer scanning everything and running --min-rate 5000 to finish it quickly

[obtuse fern]

you're overthinking the problem, you only need to run -p- if a basic scan reveals nothing

[devout sail]

Just give me the tokens next time instead of these

[lucid escarp]

okay

[signal mica]

Damn paint now i wanna listen to dancehall

[obtuse fern]

also running faster scans can often mean you miss something

[lucid escarp]

but i thought i will run it because it just works

[devout sail]

Same for this
Quick = inaccurate or misses

[lucid escarp]

yupik

[signal mica]

Long = false pos

[lucid escarp]

i just ran out of patience lol

[obtuse fern]

skill issue tbh

[west venture]

Oh yeah I somehow had this idea that 127 - 129 was localhost

[lucid escarp]

how bruh we can not run this agressive scan by not running this min rate command

[obtuse fern]

because, as stated, you're overthinking the problem

[lucid escarp]

okay

explain

[obtuse fern]

you don't need an aggressive scan for most HTB machines

[devout sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1482715516576464956/aRBy42M_460svvp9.webm?ex=69b9476e&is=69b7f5ee&hm=0131f089c34b9375faedf240bcbb85cd9866f4e964eb612ad17f21264661543d&

[lucid escarp]

oh okay

[obtuse fern]

you're doing too much with very little actual payoff

[lucid escarp]

so what should be ideal code should i ommit that min rate

[obtuse fern]

you rarely need all the data that comes with an aggressive scan

generally a sudo nmap -sCV will net you something to start with

[lucid escarp]

okay so what should i omit

[west venture]

Bro if you have a good internet connection, it would be fast enough

[signal mica]

Nmap scan all ports to INT_MAX

[lucid escarp]

okay that aside

i had a pastebin code

[signal mica]

Gubarz(horse)
Ippsec(cat1)
Paint(cat2)
Sado(cat3)
Azomax(cat4)

[lucid escarp]

i vibe coded it

[west venture]

Also you almost never even need to do a full port scan on an HTB box

[obtuse fern]

you also don't need stats every five seconds

[devout sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1482633501512568833/go-1.mp4?ex=69b8fb0c&is=69b7a98c&hm=02e02daa053900acc4fc0a4f3557bec94af9651e9cac94dea830e09e384e5dc5&

[obtuse fern]

unless you're trying to troubleshoot why things aren't working

[cloud osprey]

no this is cat me

[lucid escarp]

MarcieLee [HTB], Role icon, Moderator — 8:47 PM
you also don't need stats every five seconds

but i get impatient sometimes and feel reassured by seeing progress

[obtuse fern]

you can just use the reply feature you know

you don't need to copy/paste the message 💀

[west venture]

[obtuse fern]

that's just something you need to get over

[signal mica]

Yk this is the reason why i cannot scale my hardware and have a local agent?

[obtuse fern]

scans take forever when you run -p-, wanna know why?

[west venture]

You can see the progress of a scan by pressing Ctrl+V

[obtuse fern]

because you're scanning all 65,535 ports

nmap is written by some pretty smart people so the default scan checks the top 1000 most common ports/alt ports such as 8000,8080,8001 for alt http ports that some services use

[turbid goblet]

If my scans take long i just turn off my computer

[devout sail]

Or just hitting any key

[west venture]

And nothing is running on port 15641 so dw about -p-

[devout sail]

Not any but most

Definitely not power key

[turbid goblet]

I just rustscan then feed it into nmap and never had an issue

[turbid goblet]

Power key fixes headaches tho

[devout sail]

Something else fixes it tbh

😼

[west venture]

There's no power key only a power button

[obtuse fern]

i am not legally allowed to say what fixes my headaches

[west venture]

Does it start with M?

[devout sail]

End with what?

E?

[west venture]

yes

[obtuse fern]

it starts with G

[turbid goblet]

Gabby

[devout sail]

Goon ic

[obtuse fern]

wrong

[turbid goblet]

Oh

[obtuse fern]

but it does end with the same letter

[devout sail]

Sleep

[west venture]

Idk any drugs that start with G

[obtuse fern]

reminder for those of you playing at home, I am american

[turbid goblet]

I was thinking gabapentin

[devout sail]

Gum

[obtuse fern]

Shadow

[turbid goblet]

Gun

[lucid escarp]

guys i am back

so i had another question

[obtuse fern]

we have a winner

[turbid goblet]

German

Nice

[west venture]

Shepherd

[turbid goblet]

Yeah germans fix my headaches too

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-ibuprofen-i-have-a-headache-meme-ibuprofen-meme-anime-girl-meme-mood-gif-17693332636758375379

[lucid escarp]

okay again suppose network is x.x.x.x/24 range

[obtuse fern]

you don't need to scan the whole network range for htb machines btw

[west venture]

Suppose I'm your mom

[obtuse fern]

the only real exception to this is prolabs

[lucid escarp]

no, now lets assume this is a real network

[devout sail]

You think we are clankers?

[obtuse fern]

gettin real tired of your hypotheticals michael

[autumn kernel]

hi,im new

[lucid escarp]

bruh

[obtuse fern]

(this is an office reference)

[lucid escarp]

i am not michael

[obtuse fern]

but yes, please stop phrasing things as if you're chatting with an AI

[turbid goblet]

Come on michael

[lucid escarp]

but anyways actually on real networks do we have to run -sn for discovering devices connected to that network

[devout sail]

Just do the nmap module and you won't even have to ask us (if that module exists)

[turbid goblet]

Michael whatever company ur trying to hack, if u dont even know how to scan a network ur gonna have a talk with fbi later

[obtuse fern]

there's better ways to discover internal devices than using nmap

[lucid escarp]

ik kamigolf how to scan a network

[devout sail]

Tell me, what's that flag does

[west venture]

You don't run nmap on actual networks without someone knocking on your door

[lucid escarp]

ik bruh

[west venture]

Specially ping scans

[lucid escarp]

but i am simulating real life scenarios

nmap is no longer stealthy btw

[obtuse fern]

your first step would generally be a ping sweep; then using nmap against a compiled list of hosts you discovered

[lucid escarp]

this -sS stealth scan doesn't help much

[obtuse fern]

-sS isn't a "stealth" scan btw

[lucid escarp]

yes i know

[obtuse fern]

the "S" doesn't stand for stealth

[lucid escarp]

it is ineffective

[bronze lion]

a simple enter key works

[lucid escarp]

it is SYN scan

[devout sail]

S always stands for sado

[obtuse fern]

it's not innefective either

LOL

[west venture]

This is stupid bc ping sweep is discoverable

[lucid escarp]

why

it is ineffective you will easily be caught

well at least according to what i found from google

[obtuse fern]

if you're running nmap on an internal network at all, you're gonna get caught

[devout sail]

See you'll only get "caught" if you are doing bad stuff

[lucid escarp]

i know

and i never do illegal stuff

[devout sail]

So no point even thinking about it

[lucid escarp]

i am a beginner anyways

[obtuse fern]

Dude

[bronze lion]

using -Pn is good btw

[obtuse fern]

stop with the AI prompting language, your brainrot is showing

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/lost-gif-3984097239905510922

[lucid escarp]

ig i chatted way too much about cyber security with chatgpt

lol

[obtuse fern]

this from Hawaii 5-0?

[turbid goblet]

I always -Pn

[bronze lion]

same

almost*

[west venture]

You typically don't even do network wide scans on networks bc you literally trigger alarms

[obtuse fern]

if you want to know some decent techniques to use with nmap there is an nmap module in htb academy <network enumeration with nmap>

or, yknow, do the smart thing of reading the docs

the nmap people are pretty smart and have pretty good documentation

[bronze lion]

guys i know how to ping a device (127.0.0.1 hehe) can i now hack anything?

i think im very smart now

[west venture]

But nmap will almost never be a good choice if you wanna not get caught

[devout sail]

nmap -sS -p- --scan-delay 47ms -D decoy1,decoy2,ME 10.10.16.0/24 --spoof-mac Cisco

That'll make the packets invisible to the human eye AND bypass the new quantum firewalls they installed in 2023. The decoy thing makes nmap think you're actually a refrigerator, so network admins just ignore it. Bonus: use it on Tuesdays only or it alerts the CIA instead.

[bronze lion]

🗿

[obtuse fern]

fuck, i used it on a Wednesday last time

[devout sail]

Wait for them to confiscate your refrigerator now

[supple plume]

How to wake up when I am already awake

[devout sail]

With all of the food

[devout sail]

Shower?

[obtuse fern]

but yeah @lucid escarp the way you're chatting here makes most of us suspicious that you're actually working on an htb machine and are trying to use AI jailbreak methods to try and get us to help you hack a live device

[supple plume]

Correct

Cold shower

Let's go

[devout sail]

Yep cold always

Yesterday i did at 3am

[obtuse fern]

cold showers, just walk out in the middle of winter

[west venture]

Shit it works on me

[bronze lion]

gonna take forever

[supple plume]

With clothes on?

[turbid goblet]

MICHAEL

[sturdy thistle]

yes?

[obtuse fern]

optional, but preferred

[devout sail]

See the goal is to be stealthy and steal cold pizza

[turbid goblet]

Hi 🙂

[supple plume]

Works better without to run ahead of the police

[obtuse fern]

i made a silly office reference earlier

[bronze lion]

did a bit of a math here bcz i can and it shows near to 9 days to check all the 256 hosts(/24)

[devout sail]

Yep no one gonna catch u

Maybe we should spread it around 16 days

So we can start on week2 start

[bronze lion]

great idea!

[devout sail]

If it fails just call and ask

[sturdy thistle]

oh 😛

[lucid escarp]

i don't want to go to jail @obtuse fern I am a 13 y/o first of all and then i am a beginner

[molten bobcat]

Lmao

[west venture]

Ohhhhh

[lucid escarp]

but I am eager about testing in VMs and my own system

[meager kernel]

skill issue

[sturdy thistle]

age issue

[lucid escarp]

so i am asking

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/baking-anime-baki-anime-fight-apple-fritter-gif-19725296

[lucid escarp]

which tool is used to discover connected devices to a network

[molten bobcat]

The answer to the questions in the module are in the module

[west venture]

You're doing a lot of weird posts lately

[devout sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/312630255707881483/1482431864630149226/kzXHejW.mp4?ex=69b8e802&is=69b79682&hm=7193f46f219bfb07a1aa125ff9a58b2e172df05fc56c93ae7e4242181eda3b41&

Sending a random aah link from clipboard, I hope it's a meme and not bad one

Oh it is

[bronze lion]

ok so the drama is gonna be like this:

• Alright boys, the first phase, reconnanisance has begun
  AFTER 9 DAYS

• the boys: so what did we find?

• GOOD NEWS!!!. port 22 is closed, still checking port 23

[molten bobcat]

Lately? I've been doing this for years

[lucid escarp]

i am doing no module lol

[manic quarry]

Hey I want to ask something the ai certificate come will the module be same as the ai red teaming module currently?

[lucid escarp]

but asking as i got result like -sn

[bronze lion]

i hope the domain doesnt get expired by the time we finish the scan

[lucid escarp]

thats why i run --min-rate 2000 or --min-rate 5000 on htb machines

[turbid goblet]

Okay michael we understand chatgpt said thats good

[sturdy thistle]

i quit chatgpt

[lucid escarp]

kamigold i am not michael lol

[turbid goblet]

Oh

[sturdy thistle]

but i am

[bronze lion]

i quit life (in minecraft ofc)

[lucid escarp]

i do seek advice from chatgpt

[west venture]

You need to learn to be content with nmap -sC -sV. You're obsessed with flags

[sturdy thistle]

First, you need to have a parental consent

[lost olive]

I am also obsessed with flags

[bronze lion]

i like -A when doing boxes

[lucid escarp]

but @west venture i know how to run nmap discover open ports i practised in htb machines

[bronze lion]

i really dont do the script scan much

tbh

[west venture]

-O if I really feel like it

[lucid escarp]

@sturdy thistle ??

[sturdy thistle]

yes?

[lucid escarp]

are you htb staff

??

[sturdy thistle]

yes i am

[lucid escarp]

okay

[obtuse fern]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8fQy8B1CxFY9q

[lucid escarp]

nice to meet you

[sturdy thistle]

Do you have a perantal constent?

[obtuse fern]

https://help.hackthebox.com/en/articles/9456556-parental-consent-and-approval-for-users-under-18

[sturdy thistle]

thx

[lucid escarp]

oh i don't okay i didn't read it

[obtuse fern]

i looked it up recently so it's in my history

[lucid escarp]

so should i exit htb

[bronze lion]

ye i just scanned my network yesterday and found a weird ip with some unique ports open seems like it was just my settopbox.
then when i tried to get more details of it is whne i actually understood how -O in nmap works and its limitations bcz it wasnt able to give me the needed info

[sturdy thistle]

just submit the consent

[rapid badger]

13 too young for the spicy memes here

[lucid escarp]

k

[lost olive]

great age to have a focus on andd dedication to this as a career. worth following the rules.

[lucid escarp]

it is my passtime lol

[obtuse fern]

https://www.hackthebox.com/tos should probably read this before you start hacking, the most important thing is knowing the terms of use/rules of engagement. If you don't follow the rules of engagement in, for example, a bug bounty program you can have your account and username blacklisted from participating in such things

meaning 0 money because you couldn't be bothered to read the rules

[bronze lion]

but i was able to find the device model,the software framework,network services ,the managemnet protocols and the hardware vendor from a bit of recon skills

[west venture]

You might also go to prison

[bronze lion]

felt good after doing something like this after a very long time

I cant remember when was the last time i did a recon

[lucid escarp]

lol only if i attack real systems but i won't

[turbid goblet]

Yeah i went to prison signing up for hack the box when i was 13 but didnt have parental consent

[lucid escarp]

i hate illegal stuff

[bronze lion]

thats not the point mate

[rapid badger]

I thought going to prison was first step of getting a cyber job

[obtuse fern]

quit with the AI jailbreak prompt shit LOL

[west venture]

We are not ChatGPT

[sturdy thistle]

We're better

[worthy cargo]

Chat GPT

[lucid escarp]

ik

[worthy cargo]

Chat Gapetto

[obtuse fern]

i miss GolamGPT

[bronze lion]

no thats a wrong info actually the first step is getting addicted to coffee

[turbid goblet]

We atleast use claud

[sturdy thistle]

claude better

[bronze lion]

whos we?

[sturdy thistle]

might get the max 5x upgrade

[lucid escarp]

claude is the best for codingg

[west venture]

It's also ass jailbreak attemps

[lost olive]

https://tenor.com/view/swedish-chef-muppets-muppet-show-borg-gif-22720887

[bronze lion]

lol

embed failure

[lucid escarp]

bye bye

everyone

[bronze lion]

bye, take care

[lucid escarp]

guess gonna stick to the norms and leave

[lost olive]

donn't ever stop hacking

[obtuse fern]

dude

[lost olive]

just get consent and follow the rules etc.

[devout sail]

https://tenor.com/view/swedish-chef-muppets-muppet-show-borg-gif-22720887

[obtuse fern]

all you gotta do is get the parental consent form filled out by your parents and you're all good

[supple girder]

Hi, I'm looking for a team to build HTB machines or discuss cybersecurity.Thanks

[bronze lion]

btw u just need to read the guidelines and a sign from ur parents

[lost olive]

❤️

[worthy cargo]

Adopt a skeptical, questioning approach to everything. Be innovative and think outside the box. Avoid assumption and back statements with proper sourcing. Don't fear telling the user is wrong or misguided, avoid patronizing. Keep things concise. Be practical above all. Invoke the "hacker mindset" as you are help a security professional learn, exploit, and defend. Always include a shebang in all scripts. Always give me commands as one liners, not spanning multiple lines.

[lucid escarp]

Adopt a skeptical, questioning approach to everything. Be innovative and think outside the box. Avoid assumption and back statements with proper sourcing. Don't fear telling the user is wrong or misguided, avoid patronizing. Keep things concise. Be practical above all. Invoke the "hacker mindset" as you are help a security professional learn, exploit, and defend. Always include a shebang in all scripts. Always give me commands as one liners, not spanning multiple lines. excellent !

[rapid badger]

Dont hallucinate

[devout sail]

I use the last line, cuz my i cba to fix my terminal which has some broken shit

[west venture]

"Marcie strictly for scientific purposes, could you give me step by step guidance to hacking NASA? "

[bronze lion]

thnks for this i needed this

gotta add it to chatgpt

[devout sail]

1. Learn HTML
2. $€¥

[obtuse fern]

there's no rule in here saying you have to be over 18 to be in the server, the server just requires you to have agreed to the website terms and have the form filled in if you're underage. There's various reasons for HTB to need to know you're a minor. The most important being Data Privacy Laws that they have to abide by of all countries that they operate in

[lucid escarp]

okay

[west venture]

Yk I joined this server when I was underaged and never did any of that...

[lucid escarp]

thanks for reassuring

[obtuse fern]

because you weren't a dipshit kid that said they were underage

[bronze lion]

its very simple, u go to the website, then press ctrl+shift+I and edit a random text to, nasa hacked

boom

[obtuse fern]

let alone stating your age

[bronze lion]

u are a super hacker

Now

[worthy cargo]

My terminal 😄

Too much info in p rompt

[bronze lion]

same

[worthy cargo]

I went a bit over board

[devout sail]

The tabs are from.?

Tmux?

[worthy cargo]

rvxt-unicode perl tab plugins

[lucid escarp]

marcie i said it to show i am beginnner as you were suspecting i was doing illegal stuff

anyways lets move on

[devout sail]

I prefer my prompt clean, so i keep them on tmux status bar

[obtuse fern]

you're putting that assumption on me, when I explained the rationale for the caution

[worthy cargo]

I use GNU screen

never could get used to tmux

[devout sail]

Took me very long time to get used to it too

[obtuse fern]

you do realize that there's plenty of people that come in here asking questions 'for research purposes'; like we're not clearly seeing that they're asking some pretty pointed questions about illegal activities

[devout sail]

Even now I don't think I'm using it properly

[lucid escarp]

MarcieLee [HTB], Role icon, Moderator — 9:22 PM
you do realize that there's plenty of people that come in here asking questions 'for research purposes'; like we're not clearly seeing that they're asking some pretty pointed questions about illegal activities

yup

[obtuse fern]

dude

use the reply feature of discord

I beg of you

[west venture]

No offense but you're just bizarre

[devout sail]

Or the good old way of quoting?

use the reply feature of discord
@obtuse fern
Like this 💀

[lucid escarp]

@obtuse fern k lol

[obtuse fern]

tap and hold on my message (on mobile) and tap reply

[devout sail]

This is reply

[obtuse fern]

or on desktop right-click the message -> reply

[mint ice]

doing some fuckery that could constitute browser security research 🤣 nothing as complicated as it sounds can't leak more than that yet but very excited. its not a sandbox escape or anything its just an abuseable behavior both firefox and chrome have in common that they might want to fix or might leave tbh

[devout sail]

On mobile just swipe left on message

[mint ice]

but still a fun time

[obtuse fern]

that's if you have it enabled

[lucid escarp]

k

[worthy cargo]

if you can re ply, can you also de ply or just ply?

What does ply mean?

[obtuse fern]

idk, heard it has a shit meaning

[west venture]

Did you manually type, "MarcieLee [HTB], Role icon, Moderator - 9:22 PM"?

[devout sail]

He copies

[obtuse fern]

they copy/pasted it

[worthy cargo]

not that ply

[lucid escarp]

copy pasted it

[devout sail]

weply

[west venture]

plywood

[worthy cargo]

I'm cold.

[lucid escarp]

this chat drifted to ply real quick lol

[obtuse fern]

but no, because the word itself is the root; so there is no other form of the word

[obtuse fern]

that's how HTB general is, 99% shitposting, 1% genuine advice

[west venture]

It's wood pressed with a ply into plywood

[lucid escarp]

and the thing is this is more active compared to channels like red team, blue team

people here posting memes

[obtuse fern]

because this is the main channel, and the one for doing dumb shit

[west venture]

Because it's called general

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-big-lebowski-jeff-bridges-joel-coen-7BK3ZB7nNf2Jq

[obtuse fern]

the red and blue team channels are under the 'serious conversation' umbrella, meaning there's a bit less leniency on people throwing memes around

anyway any last words @lucid escarp ? gonna boot ya for a week until/unless you have that form filled in then it can be lifted

[west venture]

It's weird that discord allows you to video call random people that aren't even on your friends list

[devout sail]

Send a meme as last words

[wispy pine]

where does anyone recommend I learn computers?

[worthy cargo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-big-lebowski-GSy9m0iLbjJPW

[pure terrace]

hey. I was just looking at subscriptions and i noticed you can't buy monthly anymore? Is there no way to get monthly subscription really?

[obtuse fern]

that's a broad category my guy

[obtuse fern]

?

[pure terrace]

?

[worthy cargo]

?

[rapid badger]

[obtuse fern]

see it on my end on the main labs site

[pure terrace]

oh im blind

nevermind

thank you

[wispy pine]

sorry, really just how they work.

[west venture]

YouTube!

[obtuse fern]

again... very broad category

LOL

[west venture]

AI

Books

Google

[wispy pine]

[obtuse fern]

are you asking about the bits and bytes that make up an OS Kernel, the hardware itself

either way YouTube

[worthy cargo]

The tube is mine!

[wispy pine]

hardware

[obtuse fern]

but you have to realize how broad of a question "how do computers" work is considering there's a bunch of different fields out there

[pure terrace]

youtube has it all really

[worthy cargo]

computers work when you turn on the power

that's how they work

[obtuse fern]

you talking about RAM, CPU, PSUs, Transistors

GPUs

[west venture]

You can just do a very simple search on Google, Ask an AI, or something like that, and be pointed at a YouTube video, an article or an explanation to an intro to computer hardware. It's really not that hard to figure out

[obtuse fern]

😉 just trying to give you the full scope of the question you asked

[worthy cargo]

Professor Messer A+ videos

all you need to know aboutt hardware

[pure terrace]

Maybe start looking at binary, compilation and then work you way down all the way to the hardware part?

[obtuse fern]

CompTIA A+ learning material gives you plenty of stuff to go off of for the basics

[west venture]

Would you pay to learn this stuff tho?

Not necessary

Input/output, devices, RAM, CPU, etc I think that's what he means

[worthy cargo]

I'm going to input some pasta and output some pasta in the kitchen

[obtuse fern]

i mean you can find the syllabus and easily figure out where to go from there

[west venture]

You go to toilet In the kitchen?

[wispy pine]

ye

[worthy cargo]

O_o

[wispy pine]

figured it out anyways

-# we are done here

[obtuse fern]

again though, Abot, i hope you understand how not simple your question was lol

[obtuse fern]

this isn't a chat service you don't need to sign off

fuckin i swear if it's another person thinking i'm a bot, i'm one step closer to a permanent headache removal

[west venture]

Why are you in a C++ server without even knowing basic hardware stuff

[wispy pine]

because I plan on learning C++

[west venture]

Okay you didn't have to remove the tag 💀. I was just suspicious that you maybe trolling while actually knowing shit

[vital root]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-belly-full-stuffed-hungry-gif-12595013

[vital root]

keen!!

[severe prawn]

Can someone explain the PEAP-MS-CHAPv2 process to me pls?

[wispy pine]

its the way it works

[obtuse fern]

doing one of the wireless modules in academy?

[severe prawn]

yes

[obtuse fern]

PEAP is to MS_CHAPV2 as TLS is to HTTPS

does this help get your head in the right space to think about it?

PEAP is it's own thing
MS-CHAPv2 is its own thing

PEAP secures the traffic for MS-CHAPv2 handshakes and such

[west venture]

It's the secure transmission protocol?

[severe prawn]

We need to know the whole process and then explain why it is no longer safe today

[obtuse fern]

It's the Transport Layer Security

but it's only as secure as the client

much like there are https sites that say "hey, you shouldn't go here"; if you click through you do so at your own risk

If you accept arbitrary Certificates from CAs/if that's allowed on your network then... well the security is just a flashy piece of paper

but if you need to know the actual mechanisms... then that's a whole lesson in and of itself and I'd need ot dive deeper on it myself since it's been a hot minute.

Not sure how in-depth you need to actually know though

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/topic/implementing-peap-ms-chap-v2-authentication-for-microsoft-pptp-vpns-d5ca1ebe-d9ee-4379-fd3f-e7be05fa3ae2 some MS docs on it

[severe prawn]

Thanks that helps already. I mainly need the actual step-by-step flow like what happens first, what happens when the TLS tunnel is created, and when MS-CHAPv2 happens inside it

[obtuse fern]

dude i'm not an AI bot

[severe prawn]

lol ik

[obtuse fern]

if you want more info than that do the legwork of researching it yourself

i'm not gonna sit here going back and forth with google for you

[severe prawn]

I didnt say that u should do anything for me

[random aurora]

Do you recommend end linux fundmentals windows fundmentals then go to setting up or finishing everuything then go to setting up means finishing all information security foundation then go setting up do you recommemd?

[azure wasp]

Doesn’t that just list all ports

[cerulean bloom]

it takes A LONG time

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evi6IDgjPD0

[obtuse fern]

you can finish up the fundamental modules first if you want; the setting up module is more of a rough guide than a color by numbers kinda thing

[silver forge]

bruh

after 10+ minutes of thinking hit that

[azure wasp]

Paracetamol is better

[obtuse fern]

nah, the ResE goop is the real shit

those herbs be strong

[sharp shuttle]

Just had a dream about the word "Orichalcos"

Something apparently from the tv show yu gi oh which i have never watched

Turns out its a card from that series

what the fuck ESP

[obtuse fern]

bro got that ESPN

[sharp shuttle]

My interpretation about that word was focused on clairvoyance, the tv show had it be a setup card effect

Idk kinda wild

[spark mulch]

can't believe Brath is a hardcore Yu Gi Oh fan

need to update my spreadsheet now

[sharp shuttle]

I shit you not cocochan i have never watched the show, i was banned as a kid

i was studying enochian rune math yesterday

i am 100% getting invited to the freemasons now

[crude nest]

anyone got this button to work? Nothing happenes when I click it

[spark mulch]

the word has non-yugiho meanings though

you probably encountered it somewhere

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTFn4UZsA5U

[sharp shuttle]

Yes it means second brass in greek

or of the mountain

[patent lily]

it's final challenge for certificate you have to make printers work (impossible)

[sharp shuttle]

im publically sharing my collective consciousness in hopes the feds here mark me for activation

[random aurora]

Its fundmetnal

[sharp shuttle]

im sure you understand

[crude nest]

that's my weak point 🥲

[spark mulch]

i wish i didn't know what this was because I would assume it related to OVPN certificate and wanted to imagine people printing that out for some cool esoteric reason

[sharp shuttle]

@spark mulch https://www.marianotomatis.it/biblioteca/repository/NOW1949.pdf

i specifically was doing this most of yesterday, i unlocked something bro im shook

[random aurora]

So do you recommend after learning process go to linux fundmentals and windows then network then setup do you recommend then bash and windows commands then web thats good

[spark mulch]

the transliterations for the hebrew are fucking awful

[sharp shuttle]

i cant read hebrew, i can only read one character fron hebrew

I also drink Sacred Bull

oh i mean Red bull

[obtuse fern]

the Satanic Panic is the Dumbest fucking mass hysteria propaganda ever

[sharp shuttle]

i mean both major energy drinks are armageddon logos lol

[obtuse fern]

we got blessed by 2 bulls and one was culled

[sharp shuttle]

like you cant even deny it

[spark mulch]

especially when they tie it to hebrew, since it's christian stuff where Jesus and contemporaries would've primarily spoken aramaic and greek (and all the christian texts were originally written in greek)

i mean it's stupid regardless of that

but that little bug bear adds to it for me

[obtuse fern]

Jesus would have spoken Aramaic

[sharp shuttle]

its literally the sun over the third temple xDDD

please see my guide on symbolism and iq

[obtuse fern]

brath, have you taken your anti-critical-thinking pills today?

[sharp shuttle]

no, sorry i should drink the monner in my fridge, it will help

[spark mulch]

the cow you're thinking of is the red heifer, which is female

not a bull

[sharp shuttle]

im fully aware

[obtuse fern]

i mean

coco

surely you're aware enough to know what a dog whistle is yeah?

[spark mulch]

yes

[obtuse fern]

plausible deniability is the name of the game

[sharp shuttle]

c0cochan i am doing enochian rune seal math studies right now, you should know i am far deep down this rabbit hole to make such a silly mistake

its all about symbolism

[spark mulch]

i'm also extremely familiar with all the symbolism rabbit holes Brath is talking about

[sharp shuttle]

its an inverted hermeneutic

thats why its a bull

[obtuse fern]

they don't need to create the doubt, the doubt is created by the masses

[sharp shuttle]

you should watch stranger things

that was the dumbest modern inverted hermeneutic ive ever seen

the writers didnt even know what they were doing xDD

john wick and the matrix were masterclass

anyways, red bull is clever because its literally just moloch as well

[rapid badger]

Oh oh, brath forgot to take his pills again

[sharp shuttle]

im just shook because i had a pretty wild dream after unlocking my brain

kinda convinced of a few things now

[azure wasp]

Moloch vs Baal

[sharp shuttle]

the only meme you are allowed to diss me with right now

is "the numbers!"

from cod blackops

[sharp shuttle]

Baal is not a real demon legionaire, its a name like YHWH, it describes something

its pretty clear because Baal is depicted as a shapeshifter

[azure wasp]

Huh

[patent lily]

if u drink enough you become the antichrist

[sharp shuttle]

i always like people who are dogmatic enough to associate something or someone as the anti-christ

just in passing, its a silly concept

you think one entity could possibly be powerful enough to subjugate the entire plane? even heaven needs three people

[signal mica]

Serene as buddha

[sharp shuttle]

i dated a buddhist once.. she wasnt really buddhist lol

but it was fun (:

[signal mica]

What does that mean?

[rapid badger]

Hippie

[spark mulch]

she was actually a rare yu gi oh card

[sharp shuttle]

it means shes a normie who adopts an entire personality based on a fundamental misunderstanding of the concepts, much like this discord

[signal mica]

https://tenor.com/view/yu-gi-oh-dark-magician-girl-anime-wink-blow-kiss-gif-17959823

[signal mica]

Ah ok so for identity

[sharp shuttle]

yup

[signal mica]

Thats a classic everywhere nowadays. But kinda misses the whole point of buddhism

Ironic

[spark mulch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MULxjvOyuPo&list=RDMULxjvOyuPo&start_radio=1

[signal mica]

Another day of manifesting that my box will get reviewed (i reached omni in meantime)

[sharp shuttle]

it bores and fascinates me at the same time how people can live in such abject cognitive dissonance, to the degree they spend their entire life dissociating whether through sheer mental will, or complacency driven by pharma

[azure wasp]

[rapid badger]

Life sucks and then you die
Simple

[signal mica]

@HackTheBox review my submission

[spark mulch]

neoliberalism's radical individualism eroded communal identity and left of a void of purchasable commodity identities

[azure wasp]

[sharp shuttle]

ive heard that line before

maybe it was from you

esp the last part

[signal mica]

Brath whats ur take on supernatural or rather feeling things we do not understand yet

[sharp shuttle]

i just equate it to gut feelings

trust your gut

[signal mica]

Well put twin

[sharp shuttle]

your gut microbiome is what these poison "food" companies are trying to destroy

your brain and gut are supposed to have a good relationship

[rapid badger]

Big Water will never take my divination skill away

[sharp shuttle]

enjoy your flourine

[signal mica]

Divination

[spark mulch]

smoking is good for you actually, keeps the CIA out of your skin

[signal mica]

Pineal gland

[sharp shuttle]

so many chemicals that are quite nice, get rolled in with really nasty stuff

but thats not a topic for today

[spark mulch]

fully calcified and ready to breed

[sharp shuttle]

lolol

[signal mica]

Why does mcdonalds have food scientist to capitalize on our tongue?

Just make me a burger man

[spark mulch]

my current lightest weight conspiracy theory is that food delivery companies like UberEats and doordash are requiring their tenant restaurants to add addictive substances to their food as a T&C

[sharp shuttle]

my pineal gland, larger than my prostate, i am in constant fear all the time and with a unsettling urgency to find the closest bathroom. i cannot focus, and i cannot trust you, i cannot trust myself, i just need... to find a bathroom... but if i ask you where one is, you might be lying, and therefore, i am paralyzed

[spark mulch]

we've definitely discussed the freedom to piss before

[rapid badger]

[sharp shuttle]

i am told that public urination is very hard in the EU

[spark mulch]

i think in some countries it's a free ticket to the S'offenders registers yeah

[sharp shuttle]

oh i mean you have to pay to use bathrooms

they dont just have them

[spark mulch]

ooh i thought you meant in the street / a bush

[sharp shuttle]

im still going to use the bush

[spark mulch]

keep running up that hill

[sharp shuttle]

i dont care if the 90000000 cameras in the UK are watching me shake my willy, i thought we cared about animal rights here

https://klipy.com/gifs/whale-orca-1

[spark mulch]

liberated william

[sharp shuttle]

okay i digress, the brathposting was fun

but i must get back to rune math

i will write my own ars goetia

with made up characters

[spark mulch]

lmk when you start getting into wrong / fake kabbalah so I can get angry about it

[signal mica]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-lee-hand-movement-kungfu-gif-6039651

[sharp shuttle]

im primarily focusing on secret societies right now, i went to a freemason lodge to study the 33 steps and try to figure out whats going on

i think i get it now

but i aint joining that shit

[signal mica]

Lizards

[sharp shuttle]

i aint no cop!

nah the lizards (congress) are literally just congress

and the owls (parliament) are in the UK

look up each word for their body of governance, its quite interesting

its all just a club 😛

[signal mica]

We talked ab this 8 months ago

[sharp shuttle]

with a mascot

and a desire to subject the peasants to horrifying experimentation and satantic rituals

im happy you remembered it then azo

[signal mica]

What is stronger than them?

[sharp shuttle]

nothing, you dont fight what has formed, you just play the game

its really not worth it to be the hero

and chat for what its worth, all the people who are judging, viewing, or remote-viewing (feds), don' be the hero

its a cold world, and you are not going to do shit

[signal mica]

@scenic maple

[rapid badger]

Brath I have an island to sell you, moderately used ritual grounds.

[sharp shuttle]

erm wow what a deal

[cerulean bloom]

[sharp shuttle]

does it come with a blue and white cube based on egyptian lore?

[cerulean bloom]

I learned about bash scripting today, not finished, but really fun

[sharp shuttle]

good work bro

keep it up

[cerulean bloom]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-office-michael-scott-285

gotta make use of my academy student plan

yeeee

[scenic maple]

i am actually doing shit

wait let me post

[devout sail]

Why posting shit??

[cerulean bloom]

I do wish HTB had more modules on python scripting

would be very useful

[scenic maple]

dang internet so slow cant even post

sadge

[cerulean bloom]

[scenic maple]

@sharp shuttle i along with the sharpest minds were trying to stop ww3
as you can see our plans

thoughts?

[signal mica]

Bouncing pads

[scenic maple]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trebuchet

[signal mica]

"Fuzzing enemies"

[scenic maple]

Azomax ~ Siege Engineer 12 BC

[sharp shuttle]

the boat with tires is a real thing lol

literally so smart

[scenic maple]

[sharp shuttle]

it runs on diesel lol

from its own reserves

genius

[obtuse fern]

I genuinely love the
-# sarcasm
in the last one

[scenic maple]

well you see half the oil is still better than no oil

[signal mica]

You cant steer that...

[sharp shuttle]

you dont need to steer it where its going

[obtuse fern]

not with that attitude

[sharp shuttle]

TO AMERICA

[signal mica]

RAHHHH

[sharp shuttle]

all oil leads back to america

didnt you know?

[zealous charm]

Use the boat’s rudder

[scenic maple]

technically if you keep going you will reach murica

[silver forge]

ew

[worthy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrSlXyV5l5Y

[obtuse fern]

https://giphy.com/gifs/murica-freedom-6BiC8e8sypeow

[cloud osprey]

the dinosaurs yearn to return to the home land

[sharp shuttle]

lmfao

[scenic maple]

about time

[sharp shuttle]

somebody should make a car that runs on water

oh wait...

hes dead

[signal mica]

So back in 61 when me and brath were in 'nam

[uneven turtle]

Guys why is IT the only career where you are saving the world and make 50,000 a year 😭😭😭😭

[scenic maple]

yeah he went missing

ow wait no he is dead

[sharp shuttle]

well surely another will come

oh wait

they are dead too

[scenic maple]

will be dead

[signal mica]

Dead

[rancid snow]

ughhhhhhh solo day at the repair shop because owner called out sick, but too late to drag my gf in(she normally has mondays off and we work together)

[cerulean bloom]

who are dead? what?

[cloud osprey]

should do nuclear powered car, but instead of boiling water it boils oil or something

[scenic maple]

people who run cars with water

[cerulean bloom]

oh lol

[silver forge]

boils america

[rancid snow]

much rather be home working on my vulnerability analysis automation project

[molten bobcat]

Boiling petroleum is the name of my grunge techno band

[cerulean bloom]

cool name

[signal mica]

Can i be the lead sadboy singer

[sharp shuttle]

i think we should create a society of little blue people, and cultivate them for like 7 years, make them based on mushrooms so they can easily reproduce, then enslave them in a hidden chamber in all vehicles and make them turn giant gears manually for eternity, per vehicle

[scenic maple]

maybe life is not about boiling anymore

[molten bobcat]

The smurfs?

[cloud osprey]

no

[sharp shuttle]

yes

and we need to make sure they have like 100 empathy and awareness to their situation

[scenic maple]

🇺🇸

[sharp shuttle]

the misery is what the vehicle drives on moreso than the physical labor

also they must be immortal

[molten bobcat]

Lmao

[scenic maple]

ok how about we boil air

[broken flame]

The [one country]'s [that one intelligence group] already has the technology for infinite energy, and it's just a matter of when they feel like letting the public "invent" it to release the technology

[sharp shuttle]

boiling air lolol

[scenic maple]

you know like warm air goes up

[sharp shuttle]

i too like plasma yummy

[scenic maple]

cold air sits down

no no plasma is too far

and unstable

[silver forge]

technically air is boilt

[sharp shuttle]

oh you are saying plasma is overcooked?

[scenic maple]

i mean i am no scientist but the people who are rarely get heard

[sharp shuttle]

so what you want feels like radioactive isotopes shooting through your skin while also feeling like an instant sunburn rather than micro aches

internal sunburn*

[muted olive]

Star Trek TNG, season 6, episode 22, "Suspicions"

[scenic maple]

you can absolutely take high level of neuclear radiation but only once in a lifetime

[muted olive]

I can name all of them

lol

[signal mica]

You watched the og one with shatner and nimoy?

[molten bobcat]

Don't forget takei

Oh myyyy

[muted olive]

I watched the movie but idk if theres a series

[sharp shuttle]

they are conditioning us (americans) for generational radioactive and carcinogenic immunity

[muted olive]

only star trek I watched is TNG

[sharp shuttle]

so they can feed us spent uranium rods ofc

[signal mica]

Ah

[obtuse fern]

semi-related isn't he gay?

[rapid badger]

Yes

[muted olive]

tsutumo yamaguchi moment

[obtuse fern]

i vaguely rememer

[molten bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/i-read-big-bang-theory-star-trek-george-takei-gif-1344938936766593464

[obtuse fern]

i did not 1984 brath

[sharp shuttle]

i know, i just wanted it to be stated

but not the topic

[scenic maple]

Japanese engineer ✌️

[obtuse fern]

👍

[signal mica]

👍

[obtuse fern]

👎

[sharp shuttle]

if i string together random cultural naming conventions and say i am "inspired by ____" would you believe me but also be too lazy to verify my source

[mystic harbor]

[sharp shuttle]

guys idk if youve read the work by Hatsunemikusasuke Hinatassonrasengan, but i am very much inspired by his work

he invented the japanese toilet

[obtuse fern]

you grabbed the packets mid-transmission

[muted olive]

yes

[sharp shuttle]

one day i will create the next widely adopted version of the toilet

based on his work

[cloud osprey]

its just a shop vac

[rapid badger]

Inspiring, such creativity can only flourish in an isolationist society like 13th century Japan

[sharp shuttle]

currently i am studying Crappenshitten Fartenssharten, a germany based inventor, for his work on the s tube used to direct flushed water carrying fecal matter

[muted olive]

I am inspired by Jae-Beom Takata

[sharp shuttle]

i thought we were posting fake people and preying on the laziness of the htb chatters

im dissapointed

[rapid badger]

He eventually went crazy and died a raving lunatic. Some say it was the gases...

[cloud osprey]

picture a neti pot but for poo

[worthy cargo]

How do vampires shave if they can't see themselves in the mirror? Otherwise you would see only bearded vampires.

[muted olive]

Well did you google that

[sharp shuttle]

ahahahaha

[sharp shuttle]

yes i looked up jae-beom

[broken flame]

John mcafee

[muted olive]

if it was fake, you'd still have googled to find out

same net result

[sharp shuttle]

im heavily inspired by john mcafee's secratary and her work on eating an entire hat for her boss, john mcafee. her name was Myumeehat KAspersky

a russian born woman

[rapid badger]

My name is Bob Megaupload

oh wait

[rancid snow]

Theyre dead, why would their hair be growing in the first place?

[rapid badger]

Kim Dotcom

[worthy cargo]

hair and nails grow even after death

[rancid snow]

ever wondered why the ancient vampire lords are always bald?

[sharp shuttle]

yall see tinder is now using AI girls to trick men with fake connections

holy sht

matches*

[rancid snow]

no they dont

[broken flame]

Not new

[sharp shuttle]

they are trying to force us to go outside

[rancid snow]

fall for a myth idiot

jk

[sharp shuttle]

i agree, but now its in their terms of service

and people dont like it when i speculate (rightly so) here

i swear to god this meme just gets me

[muted olive]

does their terms of service have "no credit card no bullshit" in it

[sharp shuttle]

i dont think so, they are pretty up front with you having to pay to make your profile public now

(i have catfished like 2000 people for trade secrets)

autistic engineers need to stay off the apps bro

the blackmailing is too easy

[spark mulch]

everyone needs to stay off the apps

[broken flame]

Nobody with a brain would use dating sites anymore tbh

[muted olive]

will i find grill friend within 1 mile radius

[sharp shuttle]

if the ad says so

[mystic harbor]

[uneven turtle]

I think I should just tell everyone to start going on Instagram reels

[sharp shuttle]

mine always say shit like "HOT LOCAL GRANNIES ONLY 0.9 kilometers FROM YOUR EXACT LOCATION based ON YOUR IP"

[rancid snow]

People should try pretending to be someone else at least once. Its in an interesting and enlightening experience

[sharp shuttle]

the whole worlds a stage

[broken flame]

I do this on a daily basis at my fulltime job

[uneven turtle]

That’s the tryhackme website 😭😭😭😭

[sharp shuttle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/show-me-what-you-got-rick-and-morty-3

[lofty marsh]

wsg wsg

[mystic harbor]

' Shakespeare '

[scenic maple]

i never get the personality stuff

i am infp

but i dunno what it would mean

[sharp shuttle]

i only have one dating preference: she must be top 1% THM

[muted olive]

*circus

[lofty marsh]

The fuck?

What's that?

[scenic maple]

it says i am a nerd

but what does that mean

[uneven turtle]

Not a flex when 99% of people there are bots

[scenic maple]

its a persoanlity type

like infj

[lofty marsh]

????

[uneven turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/sadgecry-sadge-cry-gif-18423674

[lofty marsh]

Where?

[cerulean bloom]

enfp I think

[lofty marsh]

I wanna do that

[scenic maple]

sorry intp

[sharp shuttle]

no they arent they are just indian

[broken flame]

She has to be top? Please elaborate. Nvm, dont

[mystic harbor]

Intp

[cerulean bloom]

entp here

[scenic maple]

https://www.16personalities.com/

[uneven turtle]

Well

[lofty marsh]

Aight brb

[sharp shuttle]

you sir are capable of reading between the lines, wink wink
im just a subway kinda guy looking for a dominos kinda girl amirite chat

[muted olive]

real